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Winter Jokes

We've got lots of funny Winter jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A. A "brrr" - "grrr"!

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes!

Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.

Q. What falls in the winter and never gets hurt?
A. Snow!

Q. What is a Snowman's favorite drink?
A. An ice-cappuccino!

Q. How do snowmen get around?
A. On icycles!

Q. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
A. Owlgebra.

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.

Q. What says, "Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't?"
A. A snowman on a cross walk!

Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!

Q. Who is Frosty's favorite aunt?
A. Aunt Artica!

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.

Q. What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!

Q. How does a penguin build a house?
A. Igloos it together!

Q. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like best?
A. OWLgebra.

Q. What's a good winter tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. How do you scare a snowman?
A. You get a hairdryer!

Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.

Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Jokes

Tim: Winter is here. Tom: Don't answer the door.
 

Harold: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Bob: Really? Why? Harold: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
 

Melissa: Man is it cold out! Jennifer: Why do you say that? Melissa: I just chipped a tooth on my soup!
 


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