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Winter Jokes

We've got lots of funny Winter jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!

Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.

Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
A. Snow.

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.

Q. What says, "Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't?"
A. A snowman on a cross walk!

Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.

Q. How do you scare a snowman?
A. You get a hairdryer!

Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.

Q. What's a good holiday tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.

Q. Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?
A. Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.

Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat.

Q. Which one is faster, hot or cold?
A. Hot. You can catch cold!

Q. How did Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicle!

Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes!

Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!

Q. What is a snowman's favorite food?
A. Ice Krispy treats.

Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!

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Q. What do women put on their faces in the winter?
A. Cold cream!

Q. Why was the walrus late for the party?
A. His iceberg ran into a ship!

Q. How do you know a snowman crawled into bed with you?
A. You wake up wet and there's a carrot on your pillow!

Q. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like best?
A. OWLgebra.

Q. What's a good winter tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps!

Q. What do Snowmen call their offspring?
A. Chill-dren.

Q. What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?
A. A frosted One!

Q. What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?
A. Chilly sauce!

Q. What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A. A "brrr" - "grrr"!

Q. What do snowmen take when he gets sick?
A. A chill pill!

Q. How does a penguin build a house?
A. Igloos it together!

Q. Why don't you see penguins in Britian?
A. They're afraid of Wales!

Q. What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!

Q. What falls in the winter and never gets hurt?
A. Snow!

Q. What do snowman wear on their heads?
A. Ice-caps!

Q. How do snowmen greet each other?
A. They say, "Have an ICE day!"

Q. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
A. Owlgebra.

Q. What is a Snowman's favorite drink?
A. An ice-cappuccino!

Q. How do snowmen get around?
A. On icycles!

Q. Who is Frosty's favorite aunt?
A. Aunt Artica!

Q. Why did the snowman go to the doctor?
A. He was feeling chilled!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter!

Jokes

Tim: Winter is here.
Tom: Don't answer the door.
 

Harold: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great!
Bob: Really? Why?
Harold: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
 

Melissa: Man is it cold out!
Jennifer: Why do you say that?
Melissa: I just chipped a tooth on my soup!
 


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