We've got lots of funny Winter jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D
Q. What is a snowman's favorite food?
A. Ice Krispy treats.
Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.
Q. What is a Snowman's favorite drink?
A. An ice-cappuccino!
Q. What do women put on their faces in the winter?
A. Cold cream!
Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!
Q. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
Q. What's a good winter tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps!
Q. What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?
A. A frosted One!
Q. What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.
Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.
Q. How do you scare a snowman?
A. You get a hairdryer!
Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
Q. What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?
A. Chilly sauce!
Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.
Q. How do you know a snowman crawled into bed with you?
A. You wake up wet and there's a carrot on your pillow!
Q. Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?
A. Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.
Q. Which one is faster, hot or cold?
A. Hot. You can catch cold!
Snow laughing matter!
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Harold: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Bob: Really? Why? Harold: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
Melissa: Man is it cold out! Jennifer: Why do you say that? Melissa: I just chipped a tooth on my soup!
Tim: Winter is here. Tom: Don't answer the door.
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