We've got lots of funny Winter jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D
Q. What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!
Q. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
Q. What do snowman wear on their heads?
Q. How do snowmen get around?
A. On icycles!
Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Q. How do you know a snowman crawled into bed with you?
A. You wake up wet and there's a carrot on your pillow!
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q. What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?
A. Chilly sauce!
Q. What do snowmen take when he gets sick?
A. A chill pill!
Q. What is a Snowman's favorite drink?
A. An ice-cappuccino!
Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.
Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.
Q. Which one is faster, hot or cold?
A. Hot. You can catch cold!
Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!
Q. How do you scare a snowman?
A. You get a hairdryer!
Q. How does a penguin build a house?
A. Igloos it together!
Q. What do women put on their faces in the winter?
A. Cold cream!
Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!
Snow laughing matter! Knock, knock
Snow use. I forgot my name again! Knock, knock
Bless you! Knock, knock
Scold outside! Knock, knock
Tim: Winter is here.
Tom: Don't answer the door.
Melissa: Man is it cold out!
Jennifer: Why do you say that?
Melissa: I just chipped a tooth on my soup!
Harold: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great!
Bob: Really? Why?
Harold: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
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