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Valentine Jokes

We've got lots of funny Valentine jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.

Q. What did the slug say to her boyfriend on Valentine's Day?
A. "Will you be my Valen-slime?"

Q. What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A. Ouchy, mama!

Q. Why did the cats get married?
A. They were PURR-fect for each other!

Q. What do you get when you kiss a dragon on Valentine's Day?
A. Third degree burns on your lips.

Q. What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A. Forget-me-nuts.

Q. What did one oar say to the other?
A. "Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"

Q. What did the lightbulb say to his girlfriend?
A. "I love you a whole watt!"

Q. Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
A. Because its got heart.

Q. Why are angel marriages so good?
A. Because they live harp-ily ever after.

Q. Why did the boy send his girlfriend's Valentine through twitter?
A. Because she was his tweetheart.

Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A. "I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!

Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"

Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.

Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!

Q. What do you call the world's smallest Valentine's Day card?
A. A Valen-teeny!

Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her boyfriend was on the other side.

Q. What do squirrels give each other for Valentine's Day?
A. Forget me nuts!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Franks
Franks who?
Franks for being my friend!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, honey!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Luvs
Luvs who?
Luvs you!


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