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Valentine Jokes

We've got lots of funny Valentine jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)

Q. What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A. Forget-me-nuts.

Q. What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A. A hug and a quiche!

Q. What do you get when you kiss a dragon on Valentine's Day?
A. Third degree burns on your lips.

Q. How does cupid visit his girlfriend?
A. On an arrow-plane!

Q. What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
A. "I love BOO!"

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Yes, they're very scent-imental!

Q. Why did the boy send his girlfriend's Valentine through twitter?
A. Because she was his tweetheart.

Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.

Q. Why are angel marriages so good?
A. Because they live harp-ily ever after.

Q. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A. Hog and kisses!

Q. Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
A. Because its got heart.

Q. What do you call two birds in love?
A. Tweet-hearts!

Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A. "I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."

Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!

Q. What did the elephant say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you a ton."

Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"

Q. What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A. Ouchy, mama!

Q. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A. "I find you very attractive."

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Luvs
Luvs who?
Luvs you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Franks
Franks who?
Franks for being my friend!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you. (I love you)


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