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Valentine Jokes

We've got lots of funny Valentine jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Who did Dracula take to the movies?
A. His GHOUL friend.

Q. What do you get when you cross a dog with a valentine card?
A. A card that says, "I love you drool-ly"!

Q. How does cupid visit his girlfriend?
A. On an arrow-plane!

Q. What did the lightbulb say to his girlfriend?
A. "I love you a whole watt!"

Q. Why are angel marriages so good?
A. Because they live harp-ily ever after.

Q. Why do Valentine's have hearts on them?
A. Because brains would be pretty gross!

Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A. "I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. Why did the boy send his girlfriend's Valentine through twitter?
A. Because she was his tweetheart.

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!

Q. What do you call two birds in love?
A. Tweet-hearts!

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Yes, they're very scent-imental!

Q. Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. What do you call the world's smallest Valentine's Day card?
A. A Valen-teeny!

Q. What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A. Forget-me-nuts.

Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)

Q. What do you get when you kiss a dragon on Valentine's Day?
A. Third degree burns on your lips.

Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
A. "I love BOO!"

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you. (I love you)

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Luvs
Luvs who?
Luvs you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Franks
Franks who?
Franks for being my friend!


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