We've got lots of funny Thanksgiving jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D
Q. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A. Their age!
Q. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A. Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving!
Q. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State building?
A. Yes. A building can't jump.
Q. What sound does a space turkey make?
A. Hubble, hubble, hubble.
Q. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A. In the dictionary.
Q. Where did Pilgrims land when they arrived in America?
A. On their feet!
Q. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A. The outside.
Q. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A. Plymouth Rock!
Q. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
A. It had 24 carrots.
Q. Why did the turkey run across the road?
A. He wanted to get away from Thanksgiving!
Q. Who isn't hungry at Thanksgiving?
A. The turkey, he's already stuffed!
Q. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Q. Why was the turkey running across the road?
A. To get away from the hunter!
Q. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A. They suspected him of fowl play!
Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. Because Thanksgiving was right around the corner.
Q. Why was the turkey banned from the corn field?
A. Because he would gobble it up!
Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus?
A. Eight feather dusters!
Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
A. A poultrygeist!
Q. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A. He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Q. What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
A. Feed him all his favorite food!
Gobble gobble who?
Gobble, gobble your Thanksgiving turkey!
On the day before Thanksgiving there was a parrot who said bad words a lot. His owner got so annoyed he stuffed the parrot in the freezer. After the owner had calmed down he got the parrot out of the freezer, the parrot politely asked, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" "No, ma'am. They're dead."
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