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Q. Why is the ice rink so cold?
A. There are a lot of fans there.
Q. What lights up the soccer stadium?
A. The match!
Q. What rolls and jumps but never walks?
A. A soccer ball!
Q. What has big ears and shouts "HUT! HUT! HUT!"?
A. An elephant quarterback.
Q. What is a boxer's favorite drink?
Q. Why was the ghost on the cheerleading squad?
A. It wanted to add a little team spirit.
Q. Why didn't they let Cinderella play soccer?
A. Because she kept running away from the ball.
Q. What is black and white and when you kick it it flies?
A. A soccer ball!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A. Because the referee called foul!
Q. Why didn't the Dallas Cowboys want to beat the Denver Broncos in a game?
A. Because they needed a ride home!
Q. What's an insect's favorite sport?
Q. What do eagles do when they coach a sports team?
A. They wing it.
Q. Why did the vampires cancel the baseball game?
A. Because they couldn't find their bats.
Q. What do wrestler's drinks come in?
A. Six packs!
Q. Why shouldn't you play with tennis players?
A. They cause too much of a racket.
Q. What can you serve but never eat?
A. A tennis ball!
Q. Why was the coach mad?
A. Because he wanted his quarterback.
Q. What does the sun skate on?
Q. What sport do hairdressers love the most?
Keep uriah on the ball! Knock, knock
Tennessee is played at Wimbledon! Knock, knock
Tennis is five plus five! Knock, knock
Canoe you come over and play? Knock, knock
Let's go for a swim!
You are in a closed iron box. It is ten feet tall and you are three inches tall. All you have is a bat and ball. How do you get out?
You try to hit the ball once. You miss. Strike 1.
You try to hit the ball again. You miss. Strike 2.
You try to hit the ball again. You miss. Strike 3.
You are out!
The difference between a boxer and a man with a cold is that... One knows his blows and another blows his nose!
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