We've got lots of funny Space jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D
Q. What is a light year?
A. The same as a regular year, but with fewer calories.
Q. Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
A. To find Pluto.
Q. Why did the alien throw beef on the asteroid?
A. He wanted it a little meteor!
Q. What did the astronaut say when he saw bones on the moon?
A. "Obviously the cow didn't make it."
Q. How much is the moon worth?
A. One dollar, because it has four quarters.
Q. What planet is full of cows?
A. The MOOn!
Q. What holds the moon up?
A. Moon beams!
Q. Who in the solar system has the most loose change?
A. The moon, it keeps changing quarters.
Q. Why is there no air in space?
A. Because the Milky Way would go bad.
Q. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A. A rocket chip!
Q. What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route?
A. R2 detour!
Q. What should you do when you see a green alien?
A. Wait until it's ripe!
Q. What do you do when you see a spaceman?
A. Park in it!
Q. How do you organize a space party?
A. You planet!
Q. What do you get when you cross a lamb and a rocket?
A. A space sheep!
Q. How do the aliens get their baby to sleep?
A. They ROCKET!
Q. What is an alien's favorite place on a computer?
A. The space bar!
Q. How do you know when the moon has had enought to eat?
A. When it's full!
Q. If athletes get athletes foot then what do astronauts get?
Q. What Jedi can you eat?
A. Obi Wan Cannoli!
Yoda leh ee-hoo!
Just how many aliens do you know?
There were 3 people and they were all bragging about their country. The first person says, "We were the first in space!" And the second responds, "Well, we were first on the moon! Beat that!" So the third person says, "Well, that's nothing. Me and my crew are going to the sun!" "How are you gonna do that?" said the other two. "Well duh! We are gonna go at night!"
The moon goes to the hair dresser. The moon sits down and the sun comes to do his hair. The sun says to the moon, "Before I start on your hair, do you have any-clips?"
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