We've got lots of funny Music jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D
Q. How do you make cool music?
A. Put your CD's in the fridge.
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.
Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!
Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.
Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!
Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!
Q. What do you call an animal who tries to be a pop star?
A. Justin BEAVER!
Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.
Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!
Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. What's a cat's favorite subject in school?
Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!
Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.
Q. How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
A. Poker face!
Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!
Brittney Spears who?
Oops! I did it again!
Jamaica great keyboard player!
Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? Doctor: Yes, of course. Patient: Great! I never could before!
The orchestra had finished their practice for the night and the conductor said,"Good night everyone!" The next morning at practice he said, "Cello everyone!"
Two girls are distracted by another girl singing terribly, so they said, "You should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away from here!"
A man walks into a computer store. Store Owner: Hello sir! Welcome to The Computer store! Man: I would like to buy a computer that sings really well. Owner: Well, we have Macs. Man: No, no. Owner: Would you like to look at our PC collection? Man: Okay. Owner: How about you buy a dell? (Adele) Man: NOW THAT'S A SINGING COMPUTER!
I guess they found a cure for Bieber Fever, because now everyone's got One Direction Infection!
If Rhianna is the only girl in the world, why am I here.....
A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says, "I have an amazing talent. I know almost every song that has ever existed." The rich man laughs. The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it." The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong Miller." The poor man begins, "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Joanna Armstrong Miller, happy birthday to you!"
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