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Music Jokes

We've got lots of funny Music jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
A. Poker face!

Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!

Q. It is not our enemy, yet we still beat it. What is it?
A. A drum.

Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.

Q. What do you call an animal who tries to be a pop star?
A. Justin BEAVER!

Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!

Q. What has a neck but no head?
A. A bass.

Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. "You are my sunshine!"

Q. What song do tornados like?
A. The Twist.

Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
A. Anti-BACH-terial.

Q. Which elf was the best singer?
A. ELFis Presley.

Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A. A broken drum, you cant beat it!

Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A. Ban-ana-na!

Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!

Q. What did Mr. and Mrs. Drum name their twin sons?
A. Tom Tom.

Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!

Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.

Q. How do you make cool music?
A. Put your CD's in the fridge.

Q. What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
A. Pop!

Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jamaica
Jamaica who?
Jamaica great keyboard player!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sing
Sing who?
Whoooooo!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!

Jokes

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says, "I have an amazing talent. I know almost every song that has ever existed." The rich man laughs. The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it." The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong Miller." The poor man begins, "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Joanna Armstrong Miller, happy birthday to you!"
 

I guess they found a cure for Bieber Fever, because now everyone's got One Direction Infection!
 

The orchestra had finished their practice for the night and the conductor said,"Good night everyone!" The next morning at practice he said, "Cello everyone!"
 

Two girls are distracted by another girl singing terribly, so they said, "You should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away from here!"
 

If Rhianna is the only girl in the world, why am I here.....
 

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? Doctor: Yes, of course. Patient: Great! I never could before!
 

A man walks into a computer store. Store Owner: Hello sir! Welcome to The Computer store! Man: I would like to buy a computer that sings really well. Owner: Well, we have Macs. Man: No, no. Owner: Would you like to look at our PC collection? Man: Okay. Owner: How about you buy a dell? (Adele) Man: NOW THAT'S A SINGING COMPUTER!
 


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