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Insect Jokes

We've got lots of funny Insect jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What did the firefly say to the other firefly?
A. "You glow, girl!"

Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
A. A slug.

Q. What insect is a coward?
A. A flea!

Q. How do bees go to school?
A. By school BUZZ!

Q. What's better than a talking dog?
A. A spelling bee!

Q. What did one cool bee say to the other?
A. "Buzz off, dude!"

Q. What's the biggest type of moth?
A. A mammoth.

Q. Why did the bee get married?
A. Because she found her honey.

Q. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q. How did the centipede run up a million-dollar doctor bill?
A. He sprained his ankle.

Q. What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
A. ANT-ique.

Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.

Q. What do you call a bee's back?
A. It's bee-hind!

Q. Why did the bee hum?
A. It forgot the words!

Q. What insect is an arithmetic insect?
A. A mosquito! They add to misery, subtract from pleasure, divide the attention and multiply quickly!

Q. What do you call two spiders who just got married?
A. Newlyweb!

Q. What did the bee say to the flower?
A. "I'm the pollinator."

Q. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A. A snailor.

Q. Why did the spider buy a car?
A. So he could take it out for a spin!

Q. Why did the spider take a laptop to the beach?
A. So it could surf the web.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Abby
Abby who?
A bee just stung me!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Monarch
Monarch who?
Monarch butterfly!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Larva
Larva who?
I larva you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bee
Bee who?
Bee happy!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Roach
Roach who?
Roach out and touch someone!

Jokes

A snail purchased a new sports car. He told the salesperson that he wanted the letter "S" painted on both sides of the car. The salesman asked what is the "S" for? Snail? The Snail answered, "No, when I drive by I want people to say "Wow, look at that 'S' car go!" (escargo)
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30 to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?" "Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

Patron: Waiter, what's this Praying Mantis doing in my soup? Waiter: Saying grace.
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?" "Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

There was a man that studied bugs. He caught a cockroach and put it on the floor of his lab, and said "Walk," and the cockroach walked. He cut off one of the legs on the cockroach and said walk again and the cockroach walked. He went on cutting off the cockroaches legs and telling it to walk. When he cut of all six of its legs the cockroach did not walk. The man wrote in his report that when you cut off all of the legs on a cockroach it becomes deaf.
 


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