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Insect Jokes

We've got lots of funny Insect jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why did the bee hum?
A. It forgot the words!

Q. What insect is a coward?
A. A flea!

Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!

Q. How did the man build up his flea collar business?
A. He started from scratch.

Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.

Q. Where do bees go after they are married?
A. On their HONEY-moon!

Q. What's the biggest type of moth?
A. A mammoth.

Q. What did the bee say to the flower?
A. "I'm the pollinator."

Q. What do you call a bee's back?
A. It's bee-hind!

Q. Think of the person who lives in disguise, who deals in secrets and tells nothing but lies.
Next tell me what's always last to mend the middle of middle and end of the end.
And finally give me the sound often heard during the search for a hard to find word.
Now string them all together and answer me this:
What creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
A. A spider.

Q. What kind of animals do clocks have?
A. Ticks.

Q. What do you call an an ant sticking out of the ground?
A. A plANT!

Q. How do bees go to school?
A. By school BUZZ!

Q. What kind of bug goes Zzub Zzub?
A. A bumble bee flying backward!

Q. Why do Monarch's fly to Mexico?
A. Because it's too far to walk!

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. What insect is an arithmetic insect?
A. A mosquito! They add to misery, subtract from pleasure, divide the attention and multiply quickly!

Q. Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
A. Because it was a moth ball!

Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!

Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Monarch
Monarch who?
Monarch butterfly!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Roach
Roach who?
Roach out and touch someone!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bee
Bee who?
Bee happy!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Termite
Termite who?
Termite's the night!

Jokes

A snail purchased a new sports car. He told the salesperson that he wanted the letter "S" painted on both sides of the car. The salesman asked what is the "S" for? Snail? The Snail answered, "No, when I drive by I want people to say "Wow, look at that 'S' car go!" (escargo)
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?" "Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

There was a man that studied bugs. He caught a cockroach and put it on the floor of his lab, and said "Walk," and the cockroach walked. He cut off one of the legs on the cockroach and said walk again and the cockroach walked. He went on cutting off the cockroaches legs and telling it to walk. When he cut of all six of its legs the cockroach did not walk. The man wrote in his report that when you cut off all of the legs on a cockroach it becomes deaf.
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30 to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?" "Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

Patron: Waiter, what's this Praying Mantis doing in my soup? Waiter: Saying grace.
 


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