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Insect Jokes

We've got lots of funny Insect jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Who is the kind of the insects?
A. The Monarch!

Q. How do bees go to school?
A. By school BUZZ!

Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.

Q. How did the man build up his flea collar business?
A. He started from scratch.

Q. What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
A. ANT-ique.

Q. What do you call an an ant sticking out of the ground?
A. A plANT!

Q. What do you call a bee's back?
A. It's bee-hind!

Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!

Q. What did one cool bee say to the other?
A. "Buzz off, dude!"

Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.

Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?
A. Drumsticks for everyone!

Q. Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
A. Because it was a moth ball!

Q. What insect is a coward?
A. A flea!

Q. What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A. A humbug.

Q. What did the Pink Panther say after he stepped on the ant?
A. "Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant!"

Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!

Q. Why did the spider take a laptop to the beach?
A. So it could surf the web.

Q. What's the biggest type of moth?
A. A mammoth.

Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.

Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Larva
Larva who?
I larva you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Monarch
Monarch who?
Monarch butterfly!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Roach
Roach who?
Roach out and touch someone!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bee
Bee who?
Bee happy!

Jokes

A snail purchased a new sports car. He told the salesperson that he wanted the letter "S" painted on both sides of the car. The salesman asked what is the "S" for? Snail? The Snail answered, "No, when I drive by I want people to say "Wow, look at that 'S' car go!" (escargo)
 

Patron: Waiter, what's this Praying Mantis doing in my soup?
Waiter: Saying grace.
 

There was a man that studied bugs. He caught a cockroach and put it on the floor of his lab, and said "Walk," and the cockroach walked. He cut off one of the legs on the cockroach and said walk again and the cockroach walked. He went on cutting off the cockroaches legs and telling it to walk. When he cut of all six of its legs the cockroach did not walk. The man wrote in his report that when you cut off all of the legs on a cockroach it becomes deaf.
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30 to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?"
"Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?"
"Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 


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