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Elephant Jokes

We've got lots of funny Elephant jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What is the same size as a elephant, yet weighs nothing?
A. An elephant's shadow!

Q. What do a car, tree and an elephant have in common?
A. They all have trunks!

Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!

Q. How do pachyderms hear?
A. It doesn't matter - it's ear elephant (irrelevant).

Q. How do you hunt for elephants?
A. Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.

Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. They'd look pretty stupid with glove compartments.

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a parrot?
A. An animal that tells you everything it remembers!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired!

Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants?
A. "Look, a herd of elephants!"

Q. What kind of ant is so strong that it can knock down trees?
A. An elephant.

Q. How do you fit four elephants in a red mini?
A. Two in the front and two in the back.

Q. How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge?
A. There are footprints in the butter.

Q. How do you know if there are two elephants in your fridge?
A. You can hear them talking.

Q. How do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge?
A. You can't close the door.

Q. How do you know if there are four elephants in your fridge?
A. There's a red mini in your driveway.

Q. What's big, grey and has red spots?
A. An elephant with chicken pox!

Q. Why do elephants have wrinkles?
A. Ever tried to iron an elephant?

Q. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
A. He called a tow truck.

Q. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
A. Lost.

Q. What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A. Swimming trunks!

Q. Why did the elephant wear red tennis shoes?
A. To hide in the strawberry patch!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A. A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

Q. Why doesn't the elephant use the computer?
A. Because it is afraid of the mouse!

Jokes

Policeman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle. Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.
 

Peter: Mother, why is a snail stronger than an elephant? Mother: I don't know. Peter: Because a snail can carry its own home, but an elephant can only carry its own trunk.
 

An elephant asked an ant, "Please hide me." So the ant replied, "Hide behind me."
 

A guy and his elephant are driving and get pulled over. The policeman says, "You need to take the elephant to the zoo." So the guy took his elephant to the zoo. The next day, the same policeman pulls over the same guy and elephant. The policeman says, "I told you to take the elephant to the zoo." The guy says, "I did yesterday, today we are going to a baseball game."
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Down in the south where coconuts grow, an elephant stepped on a mosquito's toe. The mosquito jumped up with tears in his eyes and said, "Excuse me but you're not my size."
 


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