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Elephant Jokes

We've got lots of funny Elephant jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What's big, grey and has red spots?
A. An elephant with chicken pox!

Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence.

Q. What did the elephant say to her son when he was naughty?
A. "Tusk tusk!"

Q. Why was the elephant afraid of the computer store?
A. Because they sold the world's best mice.

Q. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and put the elephant in and then close the door.

Q. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and put the elephant in and then close the door.

Q. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and put the elephant in and then close the door.

Q. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and put the elephant in and then close the door.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. The chicken couldn't be bothered!

Q. What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps?
A. An elephant that was stung by a lot of bees!

Q. Why couldn't the two elephants go swimming together?
A. Because they only had one pair of trunks!

Q. How do you know an elephant is under your blanket?
A. Because when you get in your bed your nose touches the ceiling.

Q. Why did the elephant stay on the marshmallow?
A. Because she didn't want to fall in the hot cocoa.

Q. What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
A. Stuck!

Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants?
A. "Look, a herd of elephants!"

Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses?
A. Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.

Q. What do you get when an elephant sky dives?
A. A big hole.

Q. What's big and grey with horns?
A. An elephant marching band!

Q. What do you call an elephant on the road?
A. A speed bump.

Q. How does a elephant get out of a tree?
A. He climbs on a leaf and waits till autumn!

Q. What do you get when you cross a dog, a goat and an elephant?
A. A dogophant.

Q. What goes down but never goes up?
A. An elephant in an elevator.

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.

Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. Because they would look funny with a suitcase.

Q. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
A. Nothing, he just let out a little wine.

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a parrot?
A. An animal that tells you everything it remembers!

Q. There were two elephants under one umbrella, why didn't they get wet?
A. It wasn't raining.

Q. Why do elephants have wrinkles?
A. Ever tried to iron an elephant?

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A. A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

Knock Knock Jokes continue below video…

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
A. Elephino.

Q. How do you fit four elephants in a red mini?
A. Two in the front and two in the back.

Q. How do you fit four elephants in a red mini?
A. Two in the front and two in the back.

Q. How do you fit four elephants in a red mini?
A. Two in the front and two in the back.

Q. How do you fit four elephants in a red mini?
A. Two in the front and two in the back.

Q. How do you fit four elephants in a red mini?
A. Two in the front and two in the back.

Q. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?
A. Great big holes all over Australia.

Q. What do a tree and an elephant have in common?
A. A trunk.

Q. How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
A. Grapes are purple.

Q. How do you hunt for elephants?
A. Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.

Q. Why doesn't the elephant use the computer?
A. Because it is afraid of the mouse!

Q. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
A. He called a tow truck.

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits in a chair?
A. Time to buy a new chair!

Q. What do a car, tree and an elephant have in common?
A. They all have trunks!

Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. They'd look pretty stupid with glove compartments.

Q. Why did the elephant float down the river on his back?
A. So he wouldn't get his tennis shoes wet.

Q. What is the same size as a elephant, yet weighs nothing?
A. An elephant's shadow!

Q. Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?
A. Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q. How do you eat an elephant?
A. One bite at a time.

Q. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
A. Lost.

Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!

Q. What kind of ant is so strong that it can knock down trees?
A. An elephant.

Q. What do you call elephants that swim?
A. Swimming trunks!

Q. What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
A. Sir!

Q. Why did the elephant wear red tennis shoes?
A. To hide in the strawberry patch!

Q. What has big ears and shouts "HUT! HUT! HUT!"?
A. An elephant quarterback.

Q. What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A. Swimming trunks!

Q. How do pachyderms hear?
A. It doesn't matter - it's ear elephant (irrelevant).

Q. What did the elephant say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you a ton."

Jokes

A guy and his elephant are driving and get pulled over. The policeman says, "You need to take the elephant to the zoo." So the guy took his elephant to the zoo.

The next day, the same policeman pulls over the same guy and elephant. The policeman says, "I told you to take the elephant to the zoo."
The guy says, "I did yesterday, today we are going to a baseball game."
 

Peter: Mother, why is a snail stronger than an elephant?
Mother: I don't know.
Peter: Because a snail can carry its own home, but an elephant can only carry its own trunk.
 

Policeman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle.
Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.
 

Down in the south where coconuts grow, an elephant stepped on a mosquito's toe. The mosquito jumped up with tears in his eyes and said, "Excuse me but you're not my size."
 

An elephant asked an ant, "Please hide me." So the ant replied, "Hide behind me."
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 


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