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Easter Jokes

We've got lots of funny Easter jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What kind of music do bunnies like?
A. Hip Hop.

Q. What happened to the Easter egg when it heard a funny joke?
A. It cracked up!

Q. What does a bunny rabbit do in the rain?
A. Get wet!

Q. Why do rabbits eat carrots?
A. Because they don't want to be nearsighted!

Q. Why did the Easter Bunny join the gym?
A. To get lots of Eggs-ercise!

Q. Why is the Easter Bunny so smart?
A. He's an egghead.

Q. Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?
A. A sock hop.

Q. What do you call an Easter Egg from Outer space?
A. An Egg-stra-terrestrial!

Q. How do rabbits travel?
A. By hare planes!

Q. How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs?
A. He hires Santa's elves during the off season.

Q. How did the rabbit cross the road?
A. He hopped he could.

Q. How did the Easter Bunny rate his favourite restaurant?
A. Egg-cellent!

Q. How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
A. He gets hopping mad.

Q. What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A. A honey bunny!

Q. Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter?
A. Because they are eggs-tinct!

Q. How do you catch a rabbit?
A. Make a noise like a carrot.

Q. How does Easter end?
A. With an R!

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!

Q. How do you kill a unique rabbit?
A. You neak up on it.

Q. How do you kill a tame rabbit?
A. The tame way.

Q. What did the father Easter egg do when the mother Easter egg told him a joke?
A. He cracked up!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
The Easter Bunny!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
The Easter Bunny!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter Egg
Easter Egg who?
You crack me up!

(Sing) Stay on the sunny side, always on the sunny side, stay on the sunny side of life, of life. May it cause you no pain, may it drive you insane, stay on the sunny side of life, of life.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
Easter bunny.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
More
More who?
More Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Even more
Even more who?
Even more Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Car
Car who?
Car come and run over the Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my Easter candy!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter Egg
Easter Egg who?
You crack me up!

(Sing) Stay on the sunny side, always on the sunny side, stay on the sunny side of life, of life. May it cause you no pain, may it drive you insane, stay on the sunny side of life, of life.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
Easter bunny.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
More
More who?
More Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Even more
Even more who?
Even more Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Car
Car who?
Car come and run over the Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my Easter candy!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my carrots!

Jokes

Once there were two chocolate bunnies and one had their ear bit off. One said, "Happy Easter." "Huh?" Said the other.
 


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