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Easter Jokes

We've got lots of funny Easter jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What happened to the Easter egg when it heard a funny joke?
A. It cracked up!

Q. How does Easter end?
A. With an R!

Q. Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter?
A. Because they are eggs-tinct!

Q. Why didn't the bunny hop?
A. No bunny knows.

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!

Q. What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
A. A runny bunny.

Q. What kind of bunny can't hop?
A. Ones made of chocolate!

Q. How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
A. He gets hopping mad.

Q. How do rabbits travel?
A. By HAREplanes.

Q. How do rabbits travel?
A. By hare planes!

Q. What did the father Easter egg do when the mother Easter egg told him a joke?
A. He cracked up!

Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an oyster?
A. The oyster bunny.

Q. How do you kill a unique rabbit?
A. You neak up on it.

Q. How do you kill a unique rabbit?
A. You neak up on it.

Q. Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A. Because it's easier than wallpapering them.

Q. How do you catch a rabbit?
A. Make a noise like a carrot.

Q. Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?
A. A sock hop.

Q. What does a bunny rabbit do in the rain?
A. Get wet!

Q. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
A. "It's been nice gnawing you!"

Q. Why did the Easter Bunny join the gym?
A. To get lots of Eggs-ercise!

Q. What do you call an Easter Egg from Outer space?
A. An Egg-stra-terrestrial!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter Egg
Easter Egg who?
You crack me up!

(Sing) Stay on the sunny side, always on the sunny side, stay on the sunny side of life, of life. May it cause you no pain, may it drive you insane, stay on the sunny side of life, of life.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
Easter bunny.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
More
More who?
More Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Even more
Even more who?
Even more Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Car
Car who?
Car come and run over the Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my Easter candy!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
The Easter Bunny!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
The Easter Bunny!

Jokes

Once there were two chocolate bunnies and one had their ear bit off. One said, "Happy Easter."
"Huh?" Said the other.
 


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