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Chicken Jokes

We've got lots of funny Chicken jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.

Q. Which side of a chicken has more feathers?
A. The outside.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A. Because the referee called foul!

Q. Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
A. She was getting tired of all the chicken jokes.

Q. What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg?
A. "Ouch!"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was getting tired of just standing there!

Q. Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her boyfriend was on the other side.

Q. Why did the egg hide?
A. Because she was a little chicken!

Q. Why did the monkey cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired.

Q. Why did the gum cross the road?
A. It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Q. What do you call a dirty chicken that crosses the road and crosses back again?
A. A dirty double crosser.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q. Why did the dog cross the road?
A. Because he was chasing the chicken.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the park?
A. To get to the other slide.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.

Q. How did the frozen chicken cross the road?
A. In a shopping bag.

Q. What day do chickens hate most?
A. Fry-days!

Q. Why did the bear cross the road?
A. To eat the dead chicken.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ten times?
A. Because his suspenders were hooked to the light post!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bach
Bach who?
Bach, bach I'm a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know
To get to your house.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
The chicken!

Jokes

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it! Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

Martin Luther Chicken Jr. says: "I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads and not be questioned of their reason!"
 

A first grade teacher was telling her students the story of "Chicken Little." She got to the part when Chicken Little ran up to the Farmer saying, "The sky is falling. The sky is falling." Then the teacher paused and asked the kids what they thought the farmer said. One little girl raised her hand and the teacher called on her. The little girl then said, "I think the farmer said Holy cow, a talking chicken!"
 

A chicken walks into a library. He goes up to the librarian and says "book book." The librarian gives him two books and he walks away. The next day the chicken walks up to the librarian and said "book book." The librarian wonders what the chicken is doing with the books, so she follows him out the door and to a pond. The chicken held up the books to a frog and the frog said, "Red it, red it."
 

A man decided to start a chicken farm and brought 24 to get started. A week later he bought another 24 and another 24 the week after that. When his friend asked how his chicken farm was coming along the man replied, "Not one of them has grown yet. I wonder if I'm planting them too deep?"
 

Martin Luther Chicken Jr. says: "I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads and not be questioned of their reason!"
 


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