We've got lots of funny Cat jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D
Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.
Q. What did the cat need when it was having trouble seeing?
A. A PURRscription!
Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.
Q. There are ten cats on a boat. One jumps off, how many are left?
A. None, they were all copy cats!
Q. What's a cat's favourite magazine?
A. A CAT-alogue.
Q. There are 2 cats, one is French and the other English. The French cat's name was Un Deux Trois and the English cat's name was One Two Three. Both cats think they're better than the other. To determine this they have a swimming contest. Which cat wins and why?
A. The English cat, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq! (Un Deux Trois cat sank)
Q. How do you spell mousetrap with ONLY three letters?
Q. There are 10 cats in a boat. One cat jumped out of the boat. How many cats were left?
A. None, they were all copycats.
Q. What cat likes living in water?
A. An octoPUSS!
Q. What animal has more lives than a cat?
A. A frog because it croaks every night!
Q. What has the fur of a cat, the whiskers of a cat, ears of a car, a tail of a cat, but is not a cat?
A. A kitten.
Q. What do you call a cat that eats lemons?
A. A sourpuss.
Q. What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and cuts grass?
A. A lawn MEOW-er!
Q. What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?
A. One is a cat copy, the other is a copy cat.
Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with Santa Claus?
Q. What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A. A fur ball.
Q. What do you call a bad event with cats?
Q. What is a cat's favorite color?
Q. What money do dogs and cats have?
A. Kitty cash and doggy dollars.
Q. What's a cat's favorite subject in school?
Puss n' Boots! Knock, knock
Catch up! Knock, knock
Puss-ibly the best cat ever! Knock, knock
Claws the door, I'm getting cold! Knock, knock
Hans off my kitten!
Sam: Wanna hear a joke?
Sam: Na, I don't want to, just kitten!
A cat died in a house. The servant started crying badly.
Master: It is only a cat that has died, why are you crying so much?
Servant: Master, when the cat was there I used to drink the milk and put the blame on it. Now on whom will I put the blame?
There were 2 cats looking into a green canary's cage. The first cat said to the second cat, "That's not a canary, it's green!"
The second cat said, "I don't know, maybe it's not ripe yet!"
There were 3 cats, The first cat said, "Meow."
Second cat said, "Meow."
Third cat said, "Meow, meow."
The first cat said, "Don't change the subject."
There's this man, he walks up to this lady's door. The lady answers it. The man says, "I'm terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat. I'd like to replace it." Then the woman says. "How good are you at catching mice?"
A boy walked into his classroom late. "Why are you late?" the teacher asked.
"Because I saw a dead cat on the way to school," he said.
"How did you know it was dead?"
"I PSST in its ear."
"YOU DID WHAT!?"
"Yeah, I bent down and went PSST in its ear and it didn't move."
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