We've got lots of funny Banana jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D
Q. What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
A. They peel.
Q. Why didn't the police catch the banana?
A. Because it split!
Q. What do you call two bananas?
A. A pair of slippers!
Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.
Q. What's white on the inside and green on the outside?
A. A banana dressed up as a cucumber!
Q. Why did the banana factory shut down?
A. Because they chucked out all the bent ones!
Q. What did the banana say to the judge?
A. "I'm sure to win this case on a-peel!"
Q. Why did the banana wear sunscreen?
A. He didn't want to peel!
Q. Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A. Because he couldn't find a date.
Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.
Q. What do you call a banana that gets all the girls?
A. A banana smoothie!
Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.
Q. Why were the apple and orange alone?
A. Because the banana split!
Q. Where do bananas go on the weekend?
A. Sundae school.
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