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Winter Jokes for Kids

Read our collection of funny winter jokes for kids! All our jokes and riddles have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for kids. Share them with your kids and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. Stay warm this winter by laughing! Winter jokes and riddles for kids by kids.

What was Frosty doing in the vegetable aisle at the grocery store? He was picking his nose! These are jokes about snow, snowmen, winter sports and the cold season! Winter riddles are for everyone! Read our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes! Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you and your kids laugh out loud! :D

Share our child appropriate jokes and riddles at home, on the go and in the classroom! Did you know riddles promote creative thinking skills in children?!

Riddles

Q. Why was the walrus late for the party?
A. His iceberg ran into a ship!

Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.

Q. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
A. Owlgebra.

Q. What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!

Q. Who is Frosty's favorite aunt?
A. Aunt Artica!

Q. What do snowmen take when he gets sick?
A. A chill pill!

Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!

Q. Which one is faster, hot or cold?
A. Hot. You can catch cold!

Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps!

Q. How do snowmen get around?
A. On icycles!

Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
A. Snow.

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.

Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like best?
A. OWLgebra.

Q. What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?
A. A frosted One!

Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat.

Q. What falls in the winter and never gets hurt?
A. Snow!

Q. Why don't you see penguins in Britian?
A. They're afraid of Wales!

Q. What is a snowman's favorite food?
A. Ice Krispy treats.

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!

Q. What do women put on their faces in the winter?
A. Cold cream!

Q. Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?
A. Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.

Q. How do snowmen greet each other?
A. They say, "Have an ICE day!"

Q. What do snowman wear on their heads?
A. Ice-caps!

Q. What's a good winter tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!

Q. What is a Snowman's favorite drink?
A. An ice-cappuccino!

Q. How do you know a snowman crawled into bed with you?
A. You wake up wet and there's a carrot on your pillow!

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Jokes

Melissa: Man is it cold out!
Jennifer: Why do you say that?
Melissa: I just chipped a tooth on my soup!
 

Harold: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great!
Bob: Really? Why?
Harold: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
 

Tim: Winter is here.
Tom: Don't answer the door.
 

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