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Winter Jokes for Kids

Read our collection of funny winter jokes for kids! All our jokes and riddles have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for kids. Share them with your kids and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. Stay warm this winter by laughing! Winter jokes and riddles for kids by kids.

What was Frosty doing in the vegetable aisle at the grocery store? He was picking his nose! These are jokes about snow, snowmen, winter sports and the cold season! Winter riddles are for everyone! Read our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes! Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you and your kids laugh out loud! :D

Share our child appropriate jokes and riddles at home, on the go and in the classroom! Did you know riddles promote creative thinking skills in children?!

Riddles

Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!

Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.

Q. What's a good holiday tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. What is a Snowman's favorite drink?
A. An ice-cappuccino!

Q. What is a snowman's favorite food?
A. Ice Krispy treats.

Q. How do you scare a snowman?
A. You get a hairdryer!

Q. What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!

Q. What's a good winter tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?
A. Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.

Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.

Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!

Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat.

Q. How do snowmen get around?
A. On icycles!

Q. What do Snowmen call their offspring?
A. Chill-dren.

Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes!

Q. What says, "Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't?"
A. A snowman on a cross walk!

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.

Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!

Q. Why was the walrus late for the party?
A. His iceberg ran into a ship!

Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.

Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!

Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
A. Snow.

Q. How do snowmen greet each other?
A. They say, "Have an ICE day!"

Q. What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?
A. A frosted One!

Q. What do snowmen take when he gets sick?
A. A chill pill!

Q. How do you know a snowman crawled into bed with you?
A. You wake up wet and there's a carrot on your pillow!

Q. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like best?
A. OWLgebra.

Q. How did Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicle!

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Jokes

Tim: Winter is here.
Tom: Don't answer the door.
 

Melissa: Man is it cold out!
Jennifer: Why do you say that?
Melissa: I just chipped a tooth on my soup!
 

Harold: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great!
Bob: Really? Why?
Harold: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
 

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