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Valentine's Day Jokes for Kids

Here is our collection of funny Valentine's Day jokes for kids of all ages! All our jokes and riddles have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for kids. Share them with your family and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. Valentine's Day is extra fun when everyone is laughing!

Why was Cupid giggling? He was reading Squigly's jokes and riddles. These are jokes about friendship, love and other heart matters! Valentine riddles are for everyone! Read our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes! Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you and your kids laugh out loud! :D

Funny Valentine Jokes for Kids!
Share our child appropriate jokes and riddles at home,on the go and in the classroom! Did you know riddles promote creative thinking skills in children?!

Riddles

Q. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A. Hog and kisses!

Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.

Q. What do squirrels give each other for Valentine's Day?
A. Forget me nuts!

Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.

Q. What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A. Ouchy, mama!

Q. What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you berry much."

Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)

Q. Why do Valentine's have hearts on them?
A. Because brains would be pretty gross!

Q. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A. "I find you very attractive."

Q. Why are angel marriages so good?
A. Because they live harp-ily ever after.

Q. How does cupid visit his girlfriend?
A. On an arrow-plane!

Q. What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?
A. Tulips.

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. What do you call the world's smallest Valentine's Day card?
A. A Valen-teeny!

Q. What did the snake say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A. "Give me a little hiss."

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Q. What did the lightbulb say to his girlfriend?
A. "I love you a whole watt!"

Q. What do you get when you kiss a dragon on Valentine's Day?
A. Third degree burns on your lips.

Q. What did one oar say to the other?
A. "Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"

Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"

Q. What did the elephant say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you a ton."

Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts.

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!

Q. Who did Dracula take to the movies?
A. His GHOUL friend.

Q. Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
A. Because its got heart.

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Yes, they're very scent-imental!

Q. What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
A. You're fun to hang around with.

Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!

Q. Why did the boy send his girlfriend's Valentine through twitter?
A. Because she was his tweetheart.

Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her boyfriend was on the other side.

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Franks
Franks who?
Franks for being my friend!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Luvs
Luvs who?
Luvs you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, honey!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you. (I love you)

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

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