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Valentine's Day Jokes for Kids

Here is our collection of funny Valentine's Day jokes for kids of all ages! All our jokes and riddles have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for kids. Share them with your family and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. Valentine's Day is extra fun when everyone is laughing!

Why was Cupid giggling? He was reading Squigly's jokes and riddles. These are jokes about friendship, love and other heart matters! Valentine riddles are for everyone! Read our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes! Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you and your kids laugh out loud! :D

Funny Valentine Jokes for Kids!
Share our child appropriate jokes and riddles at home,on the go and in the classroom! Did you know riddles promote creative thinking skills in children?!

Riddles

Q. What did the snake say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A. "Give me a little hiss."

Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)

Q. Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her boyfriend was on the other side.

Q. Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
A. Because its got heart.

Q. What do squirrels give each other for Valentine's Day?
A. Forget me nuts!

Q. What do you call the world's smallest Valentine's Day card?
A. A Valen-teeny!

Q. Why do Valentine's have hearts on them?
A. Because brains would be pretty gross!

Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!

Q. What did one oar say to the other?
A. "Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"

Q. What did the lightbulb say to his girlfriend?
A. "I love you a whole watt!"

Q. What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
A. "I love BOO!"

Q. What do you call two birds in love?
A. Tweet-hearts!

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. What do you get when you cross a dog with a valentine card?
A. A card that says, "I love you drool-ly"!

Q. Why did the boy send his girlfriend's Valentine through twitter?
A. Because she was his tweetheart.

Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.

Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.

Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Yes, they're very scent-imental!

Q. What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A. Ouchy, mama!

Q. What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A. A hug and a quiche!

Q. What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?
A. Tulips.

Q. What did the elephant say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you a ton."

Q. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A. "I find you very attractive."

Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A. "I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!

Q. What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A. Forget-me-nuts.

Q. What do you get when you kiss a dragon on Valentine's Day?
A. Third degree burns on your lips.

Q. Why did the cats get married?
A. They were PURR-fect for each other!

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Luvs
Luvs who?
Luvs you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you. (I love you)

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, honey!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Franks
Franks who?
Franks for being my friend!

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