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Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids

Funny Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids!
Funny Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids.

Here is our collection of funny Thanksgiving jokes for kids of all ages! All our jokes and riddles have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for kids. Share them with your family and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. Thanksgiving is extra fun when everyone is laughing!

Why couldn't the farmer find the turkey? He was inside reading Squigly's Thanksgiving jokes and riddles! These Thankgiving jokes for kids are about turkeys, pilgrims and more! Thanksgiving riddles are for everyone! Read our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes! Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you and your kids laugh out loud! :D

Riddles

Q. What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A. A har- VEST.

Q. Why did the turkey rush his lunch?
A. Because he was a little gobbler!

Q. Where did Pilgrims land when they arrived in America?
A. On their feet!

Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
A. A poultrygeist!

Q. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A. Their age!

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. Because Thanksgiving was right around the corner.

Q. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A. They suspected him of fowl play!

Q. What sound does a limping turkey make?
A. Wobble, wobble!

Q. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A. The outside.

Q. Why did the potatoes turn red?
A. They saw the turkey dressing!

Q. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State building?
A. Yes. A building can't jump.

Q. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A. He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Q. What' the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A. A turKEY!

Q. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A. Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving!

Q. Why was the turkey running across the road?
A. To get away from the hunter!

Q. What sound does a space turkey make?
A. Hubble, hubble, hubble.

Q. Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?
A. He wanted mashed potatoes.

Q. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A. In the dictionary.

Q. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A. Plymouth Rock!

Q. Why did the turkey run across the road?
A. He wanted to get away from Thanksgiving!

Q. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A. Pilgrims.

Q. What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
A. Feed him all his favorite food!

Q. Why are pilgrims pants always falling down?
A. Their belts are on their hats!

Q. How did they send the turkey through the mail?
A. Bird Class.

Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus?
A. Eight feather dusters!

Q. Who isn't hungry at Thanksgiving?
A. The turkey, he's already stuffed!

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. It was the chicken's day off!

Q. Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A. They have FOWL language.

Q. Why was the turkey banned from the corn field?
A. Because he would gobble it up!

Q. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
A. It had 24 carrots.

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Gobble gobble
Gobble gobble who?
Gobble, gobble your Thanksgiving turkey!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Happy
Happy who?
Happy Thanksgiving!

Jokes

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
"No, ma'am. They're dead."
 

On the day before Thanksgiving there was a parrot who said bad words a lot. His owner got so annoyed he stuffed the parrot in the freezer. After the owner had calmed down he got the parrot out of the freezer, the parrot politely asked, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
 

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