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Funny St. Patrick's Day Jokes for Kids

St. Patrick's Day jokes for kids.

St. Patrick's Day Jokes for Kids

Check out our collection of hilarious St. Patrick's Day jokes for kids of all ages! All our jokes and riddles have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for kids. Share them with your family and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. St. Patrick's Day is extra fun when everyone is laughing!

Why was the leprechaun feeling lucky? He just found Squigly's St. Patrick's Day jokes and riddles. These are jokes about leprechauns, four leaf clovers and everything green! Read our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes! Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you and your kids laugh out loud! :D

Riddles

Q. Where will you always find a leprechaun?
A. In the dictionary!

Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!

Q. What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A. A sham-rock!

Q. What would you get if you crossed a leprechaun with a frog?
A. A little man having a hopping good time!

Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!

Q. When does the leprechaun cross the road?
A. When it's green!

Q. Where will you always find gold?
A. In the dictionary.

Q. Why do frogs and alligators like St. Patrick's Day?
A. Because they are already wearing green!

Q. How do you know when an Irish person is happy?
A. When they are Dublin over with laughter!

Q. Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
A. He couldn't afford their air fare!

Q. How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?
A. He took a short cut!

Q. Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato?
A. To keep from falling in the stew!

Q. What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
A. He gets wet!

Q. What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
A. A poor horse is going barefoot!

Q. Why can't you iron a four-leaf clover?
A. Because you should never press your luck!

Q. Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
A. Because they are short tempered!

Q. What do you get when you do the Irish jig at McDonalds?
A. A Shamrock Shake!

Q. What bow can't be tied?
A. A rainbow.

Q. Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
A. To get to the pot of gold.

Q. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A. Real rocks would be too heavy!

Q. What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a
four leaf clover?
A. A rash of good luck!

Q. What sits outside all year long and is Irish?
A. Paddy O'furniture.

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day.

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