Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about sports. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these sports jokes will make you LOL! :D
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Q. Why was the coach mad?
A. Because he wanted his quarterback.
Q. What can you serve but never eat?
A. A tennis ball!
Q. What do eagles do when they coach a sports team?
A. They wing it.
Q. Why did the vampires cancel the baseball game?
A. Because they couldn't find their bats.
Q. Why didn't the Dallas Cowboys want to beat the Denver Broncos in a game?
A. Because they needed a ride home!
Q. Why was the ghost on the cheerleading squad?
A. It wanted to add a little team spirit.
Q. What rolls and jumps but never walks?
A. A soccer ball!
Q. What's an insect's favorite sport?
Q. What is black and white and when you kick it it flies?
A. A soccer ball!
Q. Why didn't they let Cinderella play soccer?
A. Because she kept running away from the ball.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A. Because the referee called foul!
Q. What is a boxer's favorite drink?
Q. What do wrestler's drinks come in?
A. Six packs!
Q. What sport do hairdressers love the most?
Q. Why shouldn't you play with tennis players?
A. They cause too much of a racket.
Q. What has big ears and shouts "HUT! HUT! HUT!"?
A. An elephant quarterback.
Q. What lights up the soccer stadium?
A. The match!
Q. Why is the ice rink so cold?
A. There are a lot of fans there.
Q. What does the sun skate on?
Let's go for a swim!
Raoul with the punches!
Keep uriah on the ball!
Tennessee is played at Wimbledon!
Tennis is five plus five!
Canoe you come over and play?
You are in a closed iron box. It is ten feet tall and you are three inches tall. All you have is a bat and ball. How do you get out?
You try to hit the ball once. You miss. Strike 1.
You try to hit the ball again. You miss. Strike 2.
You try to hit the ball again. You miss. Strike 3.
You are out!
The difference between a boxer and a man with a cold is that... One knows his blows and another blows his nose!
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