Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about sports. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these sports jokes will make you LOL! :D
Q. Why was the coach mad?
A. Because he wanted his quarterback.
Q. Why is the ice rink so cold?
A. There are a lot of fans there.
Q. What does the sun skate on?
Q. What lights up the soccer stadium?
A. The match!
Q. What do wrestler's drinks come in?
A. Six packs!
Q. Why didn't the Dallas Cowboys want to beat the Denver Broncos in a game?
A. Because they needed a ride home!
Q. What is a boxer's favorite drink?
Q. What has big ears and shouts "HUT! HUT! HUT!"?
A. An elephant quarterback.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A. Because the referee called foul!
Q. Why shouldn't you play with tennis players?
A. They cause too much of a racket.
Q. What do eagles do when they coach a sports team?
A. They wing it.
Q. Why was the ghost on the cheerleading squad?
A. It wanted to add a little team spirit.
Q. Why didn't they let Cinderella play soccer?
A. Because she kept running away from the ball.
Q. Why did the vampires cancel the baseball game?
A. Because they couldn't find their bats.
Q. What rolls and jumps but never walks?
A. A soccer ball!
Q. What's an insect's favorite sport?
Q. What is black and white and when you kick it it flies?
A. A soccer ball!
Q. What can you serve but never eat?
A. A tennis ball!
Q. What sport do hairdressers love the most?
Canoe you come over and play?
Tennis is five plus five!
Raoul with the punches!
Tennessee is played at Wimbledon!
Let's go for a swim!
Keep uriah on the ball!
You are in a closed iron box. It is ten feet tall and you are three inches tall. All you have is a bat and ball. How do you get out?
You try to hit the ball once. You miss. Strike 1.
You try to hit the ball again. You miss. Strike 2.
You try to hit the ball again. You miss. Strike 3.
You are out!
The difference between a boxer and a man with a cold is that... One knows his blows and another blows his nose!
If you want to see some more sports jokes just reload the page.
Riddles | Knock-Knock
Jokes | Jokes
Animal Jokes | Banana Jokes | Cat Jokes | Chicken Jokes | Computer Jokes | Dinosaur Jokes
Doctor Jokes | Dog Jokes | Elephant Jokes | Food Jokes | Insect Jokes | Movie Jokes
Music Jokes | Outer Space Jokes | School Jokes | Sports Jokes
Christmas Jokes | Easter Jokes | Halloween Jokes | St. Patrick's Day Jokes | Thanksgiving Jokes | Valentine Jokes | Winter Jokes