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Q. Why did the students study in the aeroplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.
Q. What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together?
A. They had a class trip!
Q. Why did the snake get a detention?
A. Because he was HISSpering!
Q. How did the teacher knit a suit of armor?
A. She used steel wool!
Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!
Q. Why did the children eat their homework?
A. Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Q. What did the bully have for lunch?
A. He had a knuckle sandwich!
Q. Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?
A. Because she had the perfect pitch.
Q. Why did Jimmy's grades drop after the holidays?
A. Because everything was marked down!
Q. What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?
A. The number nine.
Q. How did the ghost teach her class to go through the wall?
A. She went through it over and over.
Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.
Q. What is a snake's favourite subject?
Q. What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A. The teacher says, "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Choo-choo!"
Q. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A. Because her students were bright!
Q. What did the glue say to the teacher?
A. "I'm stuck on you."
Q. Where do birds go to school?
A. High school.
Q. Where do pencils come from?
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. What tools do you need for math?
Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!
Q. What is white when dirty and black when clean?
A. A blackboard.
Q. What school teaches you to greet people?
A. High school.
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!
Q. Why did the girl take a ladder to school?
A. Because she thought it was a high school.
Q. Why did the clock go to the principal's office?
A. For tocking too much!
Q. What kind of teacher passes gas?
A. A tutor!
Q. What happened to the Easter Bunny when he was naughty at school?
A. He was eggs-pelled!
Q. What do get when you cross one principal with another principal?
A. I wouldn't do it, principals don't like to be crossed!
Q. When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
A. When it is read!
Knock Knock Jokes
Canoe help me with my homework?
Broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it's pointless!
Orange you glad we are out of school?
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?
Just in time for school!
A teacher asked a boy a question after she had read her lesson. The boy just held his ears and shut his mouth
"Why are you not giving me any answer?"
"Because what ever you taught me goes in my ears and if I open my mouth, I will forget everything you said."
There was a really dumb girl and she failed a test. Her teacher wanted her to come in after school and make it up. On the note home to her parents the teacher wrote: Make up test.
The following day the girl brought lipstick and eye shadow to school.
Stevie: Hey, Mom, I got a hundred in school today.
Mom: That's wonderful! What did you get a hundred in?
Stevie: In two things: I got forty in reading and sixty in spelling.
A first grade teacher was telling her students the story of "Chicken Little." She got to the part when Chicken Little ran up to the Farmer saying, "The sky is falling. The sky is falling." Then the teacher paused and asked the kids what they thought the farmer said. One little girl raised her hand and the teacher called on her. The little girl then said, "I think the farmer said Holy cow, a talking chicken!"
A boy showed his mom his report card and said, "Mom I'm 3rd in my class."
The mom said, "Good job!"
Then the boy said, "But there are only three boys in my class!"
A small boy is asked to find out what the first 4 letters of the alphabet are for his homework.
"Mum, what's the first letter of the alphabet?"
"Shut up and go away," she replied.
The boy went to his dad. "Dad, what's the second letter of the alphabet?"
"YYYYEEEAAAHHH!!!" The boy's dad roared; football was on the TV and his team had scored.
"Brother, what is the third letter of the alphabet?" The boy asked his brother, who was playing with his action men.
"Action Man, the greatest hero of them all!" He cried.
"Sister, what is the fourth letter of the alphabet?" The boy's sister was playing with her Barbie dolls.
"Drive away in the Barbie car, beep, beep!" The boy's sister sang.
The next day in school the teacher asked the boy what the first letter was.
"Shut up and go away!" He replied.
"Do you want to see the head teacher?" Teacher yells.
The boy is sent to the head teacher.
"Who do you think you are?" The headmaster shouts in his face.
"Action Man, the greatest hero of them all!"
"How do you think you're going to get away with this?"
"Drive away in the Barbie car, beep, beep!"
Teacher: Are you cold?
Teacher: Go sit in the corner it's 90 degrees!
A boy came home from school. "How much did you learn in school today?" His mother asked.
"Not enough, I have to go back again tomorrow."
Shelly: Our teacher is a peach.
Kelly: You mean she is really nice?
Shelly: No, she has a heart of stone.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.
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