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Q. What letter is a European bird?
Q. Why is getting up in the morning like a pig's tail?
A. It's twirly. (Too early)
Q. Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to see his flat mate!
Q. What country has the most church bells?
Q. What has the fur of a cat, the whiskers of a cat, ears of a car, a tail of a cat, but is not a cat?
A. A kitten.
Q. Why did the farmer let his cows eat the tall grass?
A. Because it needed to get moooed! (Mowed)
Q. What does a frog eat with his hamburger?
A. French Flies!
Q. Why don't farmers sew?
A. Because their needle is in a haystack.
Q. Why did the starfish breakup with the lobster?
A. Because he was SHELLfish.
Q. What are the strongest days of the week?
A. Saturday and Sunday because all the rest are WEAK days!
Q. What kind of motorcycle does a pig drive?
A. A hog!
Q. What kind of running means walking
A. Running out of gas.
Q. What's the richest kind of air?
Q. What did one burp say to the next?
A. Let's be stinkers and sneak out the back!
Q. Why was the dog sitting next to the fire?
A. He was a hotdog!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.
Q. Which is the most dangerous city?
Q. What do you call a grandfather clock?
A. An old timer!
Q. The person who makes it sells it, the person who buys it never uses it, the person who is in it doesn't know it, what is it?
A. A coffin.
Q. What did the lucky lollipop say to the unlucky lollipop?
A. "Bye-bye, sucker!"
Q. Why did the bee feel cold?
A. Because it is in the middle of A and C.
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. A penguin doing 100 push ups.
Q. How do you keep someone in suspense?
A. I'll tell you tomorrow.
Q. Why was 10 afraid of 9?
A. Because 9 8 7!
Q. What did the cab driver wear to the ball?
A. A TAXIdo!
Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.
Q. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
A. To keep an eye on the mouse.
Q. Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?
A. Because he had a big bill.
Q. What's a frog's favorite year?
A. Leap year!
Q. There are ten cats on a boat. One jumps off, how many are left?
A. None, they were all copy cats!
Q. What do ghosts wear on their feet?
Q. What do you call two bananas?
A. A pair of slippers!
Q. What do fish take to stay alive?
A. Vitamin sea.
Q. Why was the elephant afraid of the computer store?
A. Because they sold the world's best mice.
Q. Where is the best place to leave a dog when you go to a ball game?
A. In the barking lot.
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