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Q. What did the duck put in its soup?
Q. Where do oak trees come from?
Q. What does an orange do when it takes a test?
A. It concentrates!
Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off!
Q. Why did the willow weep?
A. Because it saw the water fall (waterfall).
Q. Why did the coach go to the bank?
A. To get his quarterback.
Q. Why did the rancher name his ranch "Peanut Butter"?
A. It was a great spread.
Q. What is black and white and when you kick it it flies?
A. A soccer ball!
Q. Why can't you take a test in the zoo?
A. There are too many cheetahs!
Q. What book can you look in to find words that are not true?
A. The fiction-ary!
Q. What did the crocodile say to the waiter in the cafe?
A. I want bacon, eggs, and toast and make it SNAPPY!
Q. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECK!
Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Q. What sort of appliance does a monkey use?
A. A gorilla. (A griller)
Q. Why is the letter B so cool?
A. Because it is in between A C!
Q. What word, if spelled right is wrong and spelled wrong is right?
Q. Why did the egg hide?
A. Because she was a little chicken!
Q. What's brown and blue and swings through the jungle?
A. A monkey wearing a denim jacket!
Q. What do you call a person who studies happy parrots?
A. A jollypollyoligist!
Q. There are 3 men on a boat. The boat tips over and only 2 men get their hair wet. How is that possible?
A. One is bald.
Q. What do you call an ant who studies accounts?
A. An accountANT.
Q. What is white on the outside, green on the inside and hops?
A. A frog sandwich.
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because its only got one boot.
Q. What's black, white, black, white, black and white?
A. A penguin rolling down a hill.
Q. If a rooster laid a white egg and a brown egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
A. None. Roosters don't lay eggs.
Q. Do sharks like to act in movies?
A. Only if they get the big, juicy parts.
Q. How much is the moon worth?
A. One dollar, because it has four quarters.
Q. What do babies and basketball players have in common?
A. They dribble.
Q. What is a photograph's favorite game?
Q. Where is the zombie's favorite room in the house?
A. The living room.
Q. How do you catch a school of fish?
A. With a bookworm.
Q. What game do tornados play?
Q. What does a hamburger name his daughter?
Q. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A. Pork Chop!
Q. What can fill up the the room but takes no space?
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