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Q. 30 people are in a room, no way in, no way out. Don't ask me how they got in. Someone counted and they got 34-heads. How is that possible?
A. 30 foreheads!
Q. Why did the boy take a packet of oats with him to bed?
A. To feed his nightMARE!
Q. Why couldn't the shipmates play cards?
A. The captain was sitting on the deck!
Q. I am the beginning of end and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation and I surround every place. What am I?
A. The letter E!
Q. What is white, black and red all over?
A. An embarrassed penguin.
Q. Why did Batman cross his legs?
A. He had to go to the BATroom!
Q. What did the volcanoes name their daughter?
Q. There are 30 white horses on a red hill. They stomp, chomp and they stop. What are they?
A. Your teeth.
Q. If a man was born in Spain, raised in Russia, grew old in Greece and died in America, what is he?
Q. Why did the mushroom have so many friends?
A. Because he was a fungi!
Q. What did the candle say to the other candle?
A. "Are you going out tonight?"
Q. Where did the baby ghost sit?
A. In a BOOster seat!
Q. What do you call a cat that eats lemons?
A. A sourpuss.
Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.
Q. Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
A. Because Noah sat on the deck!
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. The butcher was on the other side.
Q. Why couldn't the bike stand up on it's own?
A. Because it was two-tired!
Q. What way do the cows like to go?
A. The milky way!
Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.
Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because he had no guts.
Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.
Q. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A. A clock.
Q. What runs around a house but never moves?
A. A fence.
Q. Who was the first deer in space?
A. Buck Rogers.
Q. Why was the cumputer cold at night?
A. It forgot to close its windows.
Q. Why did the apple cuddle the orange?
A. Juice because he wanted a squeeze!
Q. Why did the camper bring a baseball player to camp?
A. To pitch the tent.
Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.
Q. What insect is an arithmetic insect?
A. A mosquito! They add to misery, subtract from pleasure, divide the attention and multiply quickly!
Q. Why don't they play cards in Africa?
A. There are too many Cheetahs!
Q. What do you call a person with a tree for a briefcase?
A. A branch manager.
Q. What do you call a kangaroo that sneezes alot?
A. A kanga-choo.
Q. What did the joey say to the turtle?
A. "I can take my home with me too."
Q. What is brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
Q. What do you do when your fish is off?
A. You tune it up!
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