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500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

Read our huge collection of funny riddles for kids! All our riddles include answers and have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Laugh out loud at these clever and silly riddles sent in by kids visiting our playhouse. Share them with your kids, students and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. We know these riddles will make you laugh out loud! :D

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Q. What lies in a pram and wobbles?
A. A jelly baby!

Q. Why did the nose cross the street?
A. He was getting picked on!

Q. What is green and hangs off trees?
A. Giraffe snot.

Q. What was Mr. Cow and Mrs. Cow's favorite time together?
A. When they went on their honeyMOOn.

Q. How many letters are in the alphabet?
A. 11, T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Q. Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
A. Because Noah sat on the deck!

Q. What goes up and down but never moves?
A. The stairs!

Q. There was no moon and a black car with no headlights was driving on a black road. On the black road there was a black dog. The car avoided the dog. How is this possible?
A. It was daytime.

Q. Where do you learn to make ice cream?
A. At Sundae School!

Q. Why don't they play cards in Africa?
A. There are too many Cheetahs!

Q. 30 people are in a room, no way in, no way out. Don't ask me how they got in. Someone counted and they got 34-heads. How is that possible?
A. 30 foreheads!

Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!

Q. What is a volcano?
A. A mountain with hiccups!

Q. Hit me hard and I will crack but you'll never stop me from staring back. What am I?
A. A mirror!

Q. What do you need if you see a kangaroo 20 miles away?
A. I don't know, but you sure don't need glasses.

Q. How is bubble gum similar to a Wookie?
A. It's Chewy.

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?

Q. Mary was shot in the head. She managed to avoid being hospitalized and she's as healthy as can be. How can this be?
A. She had a modeling audition. So, they took her head shots.

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Q. What is a parrot's favorite food on the 4th of July?
A. Fire crackers!

Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"

Q. What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?
A. One is a cat copy, the other is a copy cat.

Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A. "I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."

Q. What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?
A. Tulips.

Q. What's big, grey and has red spots?
A. An elephant with chicken pox!

Q. What do you call a super hero who has lost his powers?
A. A super-zero.

Q. Does France have a fourth of July?
A. Of course they do.

Q. What can you put in a barrel that makes it lighter?
A. Holes!

Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. An injured penguin.

Q. Why did the cow pack his bags?
A. Because he was MOOving!

Q. Why did the girl jump up and down before taking her medicine?
A. Because the label said: Shake well before using!

Q. What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
A. The space bar!

Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.

Q. Why did the teacher draw on the window?
A. Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!

Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!

Q. Where do you get draggin' milk?
A. From a cow with short legs.

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