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Q. What movie tells the tale of a pizza maker bitten by an arachnid?
A. Spi-dough Man.
Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?
A. An egg.
Q. Where do crayons go on vacation?
Q. Which fish costs the most?
A. A gold fish!
Q. There was a train with passengers inside. Suddenly the train crashed, where would the survivors be buried?
A. No where, they are the survivors!
Q. How come my uncle does not brush his hair?
A. Because he is bald.
Q. What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A. A cloud!
Q. Why did the silly electrician jump over the clock?
A. So he could get some overtime!
Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!
Q. There are 5 fish and 2 drown. How many are left?
A. Fish don't drown.
Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!
Q. There are two dads and two sons that went fishing. Everyone caught a fish, but only three fish were caught. How is this possible?
A. There was a grandfather, a dad and a son.
Q. Why was the computer late to work?
A. He had a hard-drive.
Q. What is Santa's favorite snack?
A. Ho, hos!
Q. Which is the most dangerous city?
Q. What did the sun say to the sheep and the cloud?
A. "Whoa, are y'all related?"
Q. Why did the dog stay out of the sun?
A. So he wouldn't be a hotdog.
Q. What did the cat need when it was having trouble seeing?
A. A PURRscription!
Q. Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
A. To the reTAIL store.
Q. What bow can't be tied?
A. A rainbow.
Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal?
A. Bone appetite!
Q. What did the tornado ask the car?
A. "Wanna go for a spin?"
Q. What did the firefly say to the other firefly?
A. "You glow, girl!"
Q. I have four wings but I never fly, I never laugh and never cry. On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with a squeaking sound. I turn but my body doesn't move. What am I?
A. A windmill that needs oiling.
Q. What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
A. "I never sausage a place"
Q. What is red when you go and green when you stop?
A. A watermelon.
Q. Four men are in a boat and fall in the water. Not a single man gets wet. How is this possible?
A. All of them were married!
Q. Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
A. Because he had a dino-SORE!
Q. Why do mushrooms like to tell jokes?
A. Because they're a fungi!
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a camel?
A. A lumpy milkshake!
Q. What is a photograph's favorite game?
Q. What do get when you cross one principal with another principal?
A. I wouldn't do it, principals don't like to be crossed!
Q. Why did the girl jump up and down before taking her medicine?
A. Because the label said: Shake well before using!
Q. What is black and white and when you kick it it flies?
A. A soccer ball!
Q. A man pushes a car to a hotel and realizes he's bankrupt. Why?
A. He's playing Monopoly!
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