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Q. How do you stop a mouse from squealing?
A. Oil it.
Q. What's a monkey's favorite snack?
A. Chocolate chimp cookies.
Q. What bird is always sad?
A. A blue-bird.
Q. What vegetables can't you take on a boat?
Q. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A. A dog a sore!
Q. What did the cab driver wear to the ball?
A. A TAXIdo!
Q. Who invented King Arthur's round table?
A. Sir Cumference!
Q. What is the radius of a pumpkin?
Q. What do get when you cross one principal with another principal?
A. I wouldn't do it, principals don't like to be crossed!
Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!
Q. Why couldn't the bike stand up on it's own?
A. Because it was two-tired!
Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!
Q. What did the big hand on the clock say to the little hand?
A. "Hour you today?"
Q. What devours everything and everything devours it?
Q. What kind of witch lives at the beach?
A. A sandwich.
Q. What is served on a table with gatherings of two or four, and is white and round?
A. A ping pong ball.
Q. Why are fish smart?
A. Because they travel in schools.
Q. Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
A. Because the batteries were dead.
Q. I have four wings but I never fly, I never laugh and never cry. On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with a squeaking sound. I turn but my body doesn't move. What am I?
A. A windmill that needs oiling.
Q. What do you call a smart pig?
Q. What has no lid, key, or hinge yet golden treasure is hid inside?
A. An egg!
Q. 30 people are in a room, no way in, no way out. Don't ask me how they got in. Someone counted and they got 34-heads. How is that possible?
A. 30 foreheads!
Q. What did the tree say to the light bulb?
A. "Hey! Just had a bright idea!"
Q. What did Cinderella say to the photographer?
A. "Someday my prints will come!"
Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!
Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!
Q. Why is baseball the safest sport?
A. Because on the field, it has a warning track.
Q. Why was the rope late for dinner?
A. It got tied up at the office.
Q. What letter is a European bird?
Q. What is green and sings?
A. Elvis Parsley.
Q. How do you know when a dumb person has been on the computer?
A. There's white-out all over the screen.
Q. What dog loves to take a shower?
A. A shamPOODLE.
Q. Why did the whale laugh?
A. Because he saw the sea's bottom.
Q. What does a cloud wear under it's raincoat?
Q. Where does a penguin go to visit his aunt?
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