Squigly  Jokes and Riddles

Knock Knocks | Jokes > Riddles

Riddles for Kids

500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

Read our huge collection of funny riddles for kids! All our riddles include answers and have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Laugh out loud at these clever and silly riddles sent in by kids visiting our playhouse. Share them with your kids, students and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. We know these riddles will make you laugh out loud! :D

Riddles

Go to page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8

Q. What do you call a door that is cute?
A. ADOORable!

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. What day has day in it but isn't Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, or Saturday?
A. Today!

Q. What cat likes living in water?
A. An octoPUSS!

Q. What animal is NOT allowed to play in games or contests?
A. Cheetahs (cheaters)

Q. What is a bird's favorite treat?
A. Twix!

Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"

Q. If athletes get athletes foot then what do astronauts get?
A. Missle-toe.

Q. Did you hear about the man who got his left arm cut off?
A. He's all right now.

Q. Where do sheep get their hair cut?
A. At the bah bah shop.

Q. What do frogs drink?
A. Croak-a-cola.

Q. What's black and white and can climb trees?
A. A panda.

Q. What is green, small and round and goes up and down?
A. A pea in a lift.

Q. Why does the man think the darkness is heavy?
A. Because it isn't light.

Q. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A. A dog a sore!

Q. What did the big hand on the clock say to the little hand?
A. "Hour you today?"

Q. Why did the tightrope walker visit the bank?
A. He wanted to get his balance!

Q. What kind of teacher passes gas?
A. A tutor!

Riddles continue below video…

Q. Why did the bird go to the restaurant?
A. Because he wanted a tweet!

Q. What happens when an Egyptian prince's daddy dies?
A. His daddy becomes a mummy.

Q. What disappears when you turn the light on?
A. The dark!

Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.

Q. Why isn't your nose 12 inches long?
A. Because it would be a foot.

Q. There was no moon and a black car with no headlights was driving on a black road. On the black road there was a black dog. The car avoided the dog. How is this possible?
A. It was daytime.

Q. Why don't they play cards in Africa?
A. There are too many Cheetahs!

Q. What cheese is not yours?
A. Nacho Cheese.

Q. How many letters are in the alphabet?
A. 11, T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Q. What does the baby popcorn call his dad?
A. Pop!

Q. What comes twice in a week, never in a month and once in a year?
A. The letter E.

Q. What call for help, when written in capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?
A. SOS.

Q. If you say it you break it. What is it?
A. Silence.

Q. Imagine you are in a boat. You were being circled by sharks. One shark is about to bite you. What should you do?
A. Stop imagining!

Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. BOOberry pie!

Q. Why did the skeleton go to the store?
A. To get some spare ribs.

Q. What has a never ending life cycle?
A. Laundry.

Go to page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8

Riddles | Knock-Knock Jokes | Jokes
Animal Jokes | Banana Jokes | Cat Jokes | Chicken Jokes | Computer Jokes | Dinosaur Jokes
Doctor Jokes | Dog Jokes | Elephant Jokes | Food Jokes | Insect Jokes | Movie Jokes
Music Jokes | Outer Space Jokes | School Jokes | Sports Jokes
Christmas Jokes | Easter Jokes | Halloween Jokes | St. Patrick's Day Jokes | Thanksgiving Jokes | Valentine Jokes | Winter Jokes