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Riddles for Kids

500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

Read our huge collection of funny riddles for kids! All our riddles include answers and have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Laugh out loud at these clever and silly riddles sent in by kids visiting our playhouse. Share them with your kids, students and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. We know these riddles will make you laugh out loud! :D

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Q. What goes around and around but never gets dizzy?
A. Earth.

Q. What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
A. Evaporated milk.

Q. Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?
A. Counterfeit money.

Q. If a very small fish married a young dog, what would their baby be called?
A. A guppy puppy.

Q. What did the calendar say to the other calendar?
A. "You want to go on a date with me?"

Q. What room can't ghosts go in?
A. The LIVING room!

Q. What has no lid, key, or hinge yet golden treasure is hid inside?
A. An egg!

Q. What tree do fingers grow off of?
A. A palm tree!

Q. What is green and white when it is up and red when it hits the ground?
A. A watermelon.

Q. What has ears but can't hear?
A. A corn field!

Q. What does a toad say when it sees something great?
A. "TOADaly Awesome!"

Q. Why are cooks cruel?
A. Because they whip cream and beat eggs!!

Q. What has four legs, stands and is helpful to people?
A. A table!

Q. As I get older, I become shorter. What am I?
A. A pencil!

Q. What has the fur of a cat, the whiskers of a cat, ears of a car, a tail of a cat, but is not a cat?
A. A kitten.

Q. What gate can't you enter?
A. Colgate!

Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
A. Noise!

Q. Mary's mum had three children. One was called April, the second was May. What was the name of the last one?
A. Mary!

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Q. Why don't farmers sew?
A. Because their needle is in a haystack.

Q. What kind of bus crossed the ocean?
A. Christopher ColumBUS!

Q. What do you call an ant who studies accounts?
A. An accountANT.

Q. Where do bees go after they are married?
A. On their HONEY-moon!

Q. If a red house is made out of red brick, and a blue house is made of blue bricks what is a green house made of?
A. Glass.

Q. What letter is a European bird?
A. J.

Q. Why couldn't the skeleton laugh?
A. Because he lost his funny bone.

Q. Why do cats always go after mice and birds?
A. Because cats like fast food.

Q. What is white, black and red all over?
A. An embarrassed penguin.

Q. The more you take of these, the more you leave behind. What are they?
A. Footsteps!

Q. Why didn't the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test?
A. Because he didn't want anything to slip his mind.

Q. What goes up but does not go down?
A. Your age!

Q. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q. What is a cow's favourite drink?
A. MOO Juice.

Q. What did the tornado ask the car?
A. "Wanna go for a spin?"

Q. What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
A. "Me ow!"

Q. Why did the cow go to Hollywood?
A. She wanted to be a movie star.

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