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Riddles for Kids

500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

Read our huge collection of funny riddles for kids! All our riddles include answers and have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Laugh out loud at these clever and silly riddles sent in by kids visiting our playhouse. Share them with your kids, students and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. We know these riddles will make you laugh out loud! :D

Riddles

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Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!

Q. What letter is a vegetable?
A. P.

Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!

Q. Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
A. To find Pluto.

Q. If chickens get up when the rooster crows, when do ducks get up?
A. At the quack of dawn!

Q. What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat?
A. The Milky Baa-r kid.

Q. What word, if spelled right is wrong and spelled wrong is right?
A. Wrong!

Q. How did the man build up his flea collar business?
A. He started from scratch.

Q. What has no lid, key, or hinge yet golden treasure is hid inside?
A. An egg!

Q. What does an injured lemon need?
A. Lemon Aid!

Q. What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A. A wonkey.

Q. What do fish take to stay alive?
A. Vitamin sea.

Q. What did the elephant say to her son when he was naughty?
A. "Tusk tusk!"

Q. How do you eat an elephant?
A. One bite at a time.

Q. Why couldn't the bike stand up on it's own?
A. Because it was two-tired!

Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A. "You look flushed."

Q. What did the fish say to the octopus while the octopus was eating?
A. Lend me a tentacle or 8.

Q. Why did the dalmation go to the eye doctor?
A. Because he kept seeing spots.

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Q. Why do mushrooms like to tell jokes?
A. Because they're a fungi!

Q. What day has day in it but isn't Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, or Saturday?
A. Today!

Q. What goes up but does not go down?
A. Your age!

Q. Where can you always find happiness?
A. In a dictionary!

Q. How did Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicle!

Q. Why was the girl staring at the juice box?
A. Because it said: "Concentrate."

Q. What gets smaller as it gets higher?
A. An airplane!

Q. Why did the bird go to the restaurant?
A. Because he wanted a tweet!

Q. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECK!

Q. When does 10 + 3 = 1?
A. On the clock.

Q. What card game do artists like to play?
A. Draw poker.

Q. What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
A. Pop!

Q. Where do you get draggin' milk?
A. From a cow with short legs.

Q. Why did the boy take a packet of oats with him to bed?
A. To feed his nightMARE!

Q. What starts and ends with an O and has hi in the middle?
A. Ohio!

Q. What is yours but your friends use more than you?
A. Your name!

Q. There are 5 fish and 2 drown. How many are left?
A. Fish don't drown.

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