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Q. What are the strongest days of the week?
A. Saturday and Sunday because all the rest are WEAK days!
Q. Why did the surfer wear a baseball mitt?
A. He wanted to catch a wave.
Q. There is a black house, grey house, red house, yellow house, green house and brown house. What colour house does President Obama live in?
A. The White House!
Q. Why did the bird go to the restaurant?
A. Because he wanted a tweet!
Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.
Q. What did the bread say to the knife?
A. "Don't try to butter me up."
Q. Why don't penguins live in Britain?
A. Because they're scared of Wales!
Q. Where does the word done come before start?
A. In the dictionary!
Q. What did the paint give the wall on their first anniversary?
A. A new coat.
Q. What do you get with a kangoroo and a snake?
A. A jump rope.
Q. What do you call two spiders who just got married?
Q. What did Delaware?
A. A New Jersey!
Q. What disappears when you stand up?
A. Your lap!
Q. What's a monkey's favorite snack?
A. Chocolate chimp cookies.
Q. What street does a vampire live on?
A. A dead end!
Q. What part of a fish weighs the most?
A. Its scales.
Q. What starts with a P and ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
A. The Post Office!
Q. The more you take of these, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. A penguin doing 100 push ups.
Q. What can run, play and move around yet it cannot breath?
A. A CD or DVD!
Q. Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
A. Because he saw the salad dressing.
Q. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
A. One is really heavy. The other is a little lighter.
Q. What is always blue (sad) but always smiles?
A. A smurf.
Q. Which state has the smallest soft drinks?
Q. What's the best place to grow flowers in school?
A. In kindergarden.
Q. What is something you will never see again?
A. The past.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the possums how it's done.
Q. Why did the clock go to the principal's office?
A. For tocking too much!
Q. How much is the moon worth?
A. One dollar, because it has four quarters.
Q. Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A. Better not tell you, it might spread!
Q. What's black, white, black, white, black and white?
A. A penguin rolling down a hill.
Q. How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat of your car?
A. Have him sit in front with you.
Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!
Q. Why are pirates called pirates?
A. Because they AAARRR!
Q. There are ten cats on a boat. One jumps off, how many are left?
A. None, they were all copy cats!
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