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Riddles for Kids

500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

Read our huge collection of funny riddles for kids! All our riddles include answers and have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Laugh out loud at these clever and silly riddles sent in by kids visiting our playhouse. Share them with your kids, students and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. We know these riddles will make you laugh out loud! :D

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Q. What is black, white and red?
A. A panda with a rash!

Q. Where do you learn to make ice cream?
A. At Sundae School!

Q. What did the big hand on the clock say to the little hand?
A. "Hour you today?"

Q. What should you do when you see a green alien?
A. Wait until it's ripe!

Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!

Q. Why would it be silly to send a letter to Washington?
A. Because he is dead.

Q. Where did the boy take his pet pig to?
A. The Ham-usement park!

Q. What did the little light bulb say to its mum?
A. "I wuv you watts and watts!"

Q. Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
A. Because they are always stuffed.

Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.

Q. What do you call a person who operates an armored car?
A. A safe driver.

Q. What is in and out, big and small, short and tall, up and down, and all around?
A. Life and time.

Q. What can you put in a freezer that's hot and will always come out hot?
A. Hot sauce.

Q. What object is king of the classroom?
A. The ruler!

Q. There's this guy and he's jogging. Well, he turns left, jogs some, turns left, jogs some, and turns left again. When he gets home there are 2 masked men waiting. Who are the masked men?
A. The Umpire and the Back Catcher!

Q. Why did the orange wish he was wearing sunscreen?
A. He was starting to peel!

Q. What's black, white and blue all over?
A. A cold zebra.

Q. When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
A. When it is read!

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Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.

Q. Why should you never play hide and seek with mountains?
A. Mountains always peek (peak).

Q. What do you use to fix a torn daisy?
A. A flower patch.

Q. Take me out of the box, scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?
A. A match!

Q. What can you find in the middle of a tornado?
A. The letter N.

Q. Why was the broom late for school?
A. He over swept.

Q. What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?
A. "Dill me in!"

Q. What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A. "You crack me up!"

Q. What is green and hangs off trees?
A. Giraffe snot.

Q. Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?
A. MOO-tels!

Q. How do you make cool music?
A. Put your CD's in the fridge.

Q. Which is the loudest vowel?
A. The letter I. It is always in the midst of noise

Q. What disappears when you turn the light on?
A. The dark!

Q. What is a TV's favorite thing to do at the the beach?
A. Channel surf.

Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.

Q. What kind of teacher passes gas?
A. A tutor!

Q. Why did the doofus climb the glass wall?
A. So he could see what was on the other side.

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