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Riddles for Kids

500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

Read our huge collection of funny riddles for kids! All our riddles include answers and have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Laugh out loud at these clever and silly riddles sent in by kids visiting our playhouse. Share them with your kids, students and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. We know these riddles will make you laugh out loud! :D

Riddles

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Q. What can run, play and move around yet it cannot breath?
A. A CD or DVD!

Q. What part of a fish weighs the most?
A. Its scales.

Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!

Q. Who in the solar system has the most loose change?
A. The moon, it keeps changing quarters.

Q. What's the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
A. Getting lost.

Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
A. Pi!

Q. What do you call a dark colored horse that really scares you?
A. A nightMARE!

Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.

Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"

Q. What should you do when you see a green alien?
A. Wait until it's ripe!

Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-AID!

Q. What did the sea say to the shore?
A. Nothing, it just waved.

Q. What does an orange do when it takes a test?
A. It concentrates!

Q. What did the magazine say to the pencil?
A. "You are looking very sharp today."

Q. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
A. "Dam!"

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!

Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.

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Q. Why did the student bring scissors to class?
A. He wanted to cut class!

Q. Why did Tigger look in the bathroom?
A. To find Pooh!

Q. I am a rock group that has four members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assassinated. What group am I?
A. Mount Rushmore! Get it, rock group?

Q. What is green, small and round and goes up and down?
A. A pea in a lift.

Q. Why did the cow want some cheese?
A. Because it's MOOlicious!

Q. What can fill up the the room but takes no space?
A. Light.

Q. What do you call a frog that parks in a tow away zone?
A. A TOAD away zone.

Q. What kind of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper?
A. Any dog, skyscrapers can't jump.

Q. The person who makes it sells it, the person who buys it never uses it, the person who is in it doesn't know it, what is it?
A. A coffin.

Q. I am found on land and in the sea but I don't walk or swim. I travel by foot but I'm toeless. No matter where I go I'm never far from home. Who am I?
A. A snail.

Q. What did the banana say to the judge?
A. "I'm sure to win this case on a-peel!"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the possums how it's done.

Q. Why don't skeletons fight?
A. Because they don't have the guts!

Q. What do you call a bunny with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny.

Q. What has a never ending life cycle?
A. Laundry.

Q. Why did the boy study on an airplane?
A. He wanted to get a higher education.

Q. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A. I don't know and I don't care.

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