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Q. Why did the fish tell excuses?
A. To get off the hook!
Q. What is red and has fangs?
A. An apple. I lied about the fangs!
Q. Why did the tightrope walker visit the bank?
A. He wanted to get his balance!
Q. What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
Q. How do you stop a mouse from squealing?
A. Oil it.
Q. Why was the rope late for dinner?
A. It got tied up at the office.
Q. Why didn't the bunny hop?
A. No bunny knows.
Q. There are 10 cats in a boat. One cat jumped out of the boat. How many cats were left?
A. None, they were all copycats.
Q. What do you call a bear who forgot his socks?
Q. What happens if Peter Pan punches you?
A. You Neverland!
Q. What 4 letters scare a thief?
A. O I C U (Oh...I see you.)
Q. What do you get when you cross a star and a gun?
A. A shooting star!
Q. What object is king of the classroom?
A. The ruler!
Q. Why did the toilet paper want to roll down the hill?
A. To get to the bottom.
Q. Why did the rancher name his ranch "Peanut Butter"?
A. It was a great spread.
Q. One cow is talking to another cow and looks away for 10 seconds and the other cow is gone. Where is the other cow?
A. Over the moon!
Q. Which nail does a carpenter hate to hit?
A. A thumbnail.
Q. Think of the person who lives in disguise, who deals in secrets and tells nothing but lies.
Next tell me what's always last to mend the middle of middle and end of the end.
And finally give me the sound often heard during the search for a hard to find word.
Now string them all together and answer me this:
What creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
A. A spider.
Q. How do you know when an Irish person is happy?
A. When they are Dublin over with laughter!
Q. I am tall when I am young and short when I am old. What am I?
A. A candle.
Q. Where do fish keep their money?
A. In the riverbank.
Q. Why did the lamb go to the river?
A. To get a BAA-th!
Q. What do eagles do when they coach a sports team?
A. They wing it.
Q. What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
A. "Me ow!"
Q. Why can't you take a test in the zoo?
A. There are too many cheetahs!
Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence.
Q. What do you get when you cross a monkey and a pansy?
A. A chimpansy.
Q. Why did the strawberry cross the road?
A. Because his mom was in a jam!
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mouse.
Q. Which tree doesn't play checkers?
A. The Chestnut.
Q. Why couldn't the shipmates play cards?
A. The captain was sitting on the deck!
Q. What do you call an an ant sticking out of the ground?
A. A plANT!
Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal?
A. Bone appetite!
Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A. Poker Face!
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