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500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

Read our huge collection of funny riddles for kids! All our riddles include answers and have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Laugh out loud at these clever and silly riddles sent in by kids visiting our playhouse. Share them with your kids, students and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. We know these riddles will make you laugh out loud! :D

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Q. Where is the best place to leave a dog when you go to a ball game?
A. In the barking lot.

Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.

Q. Where does a 600 pound gorilla sit?
A. Anywhere he wants!

Q. Why didn't the lifegaurd save the hippie?
A. Because he was too far out, man.

Q. What is a porcupine's favourite game?
A. Poker.

Q. What has a head and a tail but no body?
A. A coin?

Q. Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pit stops during the race?
A. He was asking for directions!

Q. If a very small fish married a young dog, what would their baby be called?
A. A guppy puppy.

Q. What stands in the middle of an ocean?
A. The letter E!

Q. Why did Daniel go to the top of the school?
A. Because he wanted to go to high school.

Q. What's the biggest type of moth?
A. A mammoth.

Q. Why was the Egyptian confused?
A. Because someone told him his daddy was a mummy!

Q. Why do gorillas have broad fingers?
A. Because they have large nostrils.

Q. What has hands but no arms?
A. A clock.

Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!

Q. Why did the gum cross the road?
A. It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Q. What starts with T, ends with T, and is filled with T?
A. A teapot!

Q. What do miners put on their face at night?
A. Coal cream.

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Q. Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?
A. A sock hop.

Q. What is always blue (sad) but always smiles?
A. A smurf.

Q. Why did the banana factory shut down?
A. Because they chucked out all the bent ones!

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. What's the richest kind of air?
A. Billionaire.

Q. What do dogs have that other animal don't have?
A. Puppies.

Q. What 10 letter word starts with gas?
A. An A-U-T-O-M-O-B-I-L-E.

Q. What state can you drink?
A. Mississippi!

Q. What do mice feel like when they come out of the shower?
A. Squeaky clean!

Q. Why was the rope late for dinner?
A. It got tied up at the office.

Q. What is the only question you can never answer honestly with a yes?
A. "Are you asleep?"

Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.

Q. What does a phone eat?
A. Minutes.

Q. What do you call a deaf dinosaur?
A. Anything you like, he can't hear you!

Q. A tomato, a cabbage and a hose were in a race. The tomato was red and the cabbage was a vegetable. Who won?
A. The hose was running, the cabbage was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Q. What's black when you get it, red when you use it and white when you're finished?
A. Charcoal.

Q. A man pushes a car to a hotel and realizes he's bankrupt. Why?
A. He's playing Monopoly!

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