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Q. Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?
A. Because she had the perfect pitch.
Q. How did Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicle!
Q. What runs around a house but never moves?
A. A fence.
Q. What did the sea say to the shore?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"
Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.
Q. An electric train is going north, which way is its smoke going?
A. Nowhere it's an electric train!
Q. Which state has the smallest soft drinks?
Q. Why did the cow do jumping jacks?
A. Because he wanted a milkshake!
Q. The person who makes it sells it, the person who buys it never uses it, the person who is in it doesn't know it, what is it?
A. A coffin.
Q. What jumps higher than a building?
A. Everything, buildings don't jump.
Q. What word, if spelled right is wrong and spelled wrong is right?
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because its only got one boot.
Q. Who was the first deer in space?
A. Buck Rogers.
Q. What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
Q. Why did the one handed man cross the road?
A. To get to the second hand shop!
Q. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A. A pouch potato.
Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!
Q. There was a boy and a doctor. The boy was the doctor's son but the doctor was not his dad. Who was the doctor?
A. His mom!
Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.
Q. Why was the computer late to work?
A. He had a hard-drive.
Q. I have 7 children half of them are boys, what is the other half?
A. They were all boys.
Q. What do a duck and a tricycle have in common?
A. They both have a steering wheel, except for the duck.
Q. What do fish take to stay alive?
A. Vitamin sea.
Q. Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
A. He was annoyed with the HOLE business.
Q. Why should you never play hide and seek with mountains?
A. Mountains always peek (peak).
Q. What do you call a flying jelly?
A. A jelly copter.
Q. Did you hear about the man who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
A. He kept popping out of bed all night!
Q. Why was the horse unable to get into the antelopes' music club?
A. He had no horns!
Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!
Q. What goes around and around but never gets dizzy?
Q. What is the fastest country in the world?
Q. There is a black house, grey house, red house, yellow house, green house and brown house. What colour house does President Obama live in?
A. The White House!
Q. What did the sweaty octopus spend all his money on?
A. Underarm deodrant.
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