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Q. What do you call a dentist in the army?
A. A drill sergeant.
Q. What do you get when you cross a magician with a camera?
A. Hocus Focus!
Q. What comes twice in a week, never in a month and once in a year?
A. The letter E.
Q. What do a duck and a tricycle have in common?
A. They both have a steering wheel, except for the duck.
Q. What does an eagle use to write with?
A. A bald point pen!
Q. What sickness can fly?
A. The flu!
Q. What do you do when you see a spaceman?
A. Park in it!
Q. What kind of bats swing upside down?
Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!
Q. Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
A. To the reTAIL store.
Q. Why was the dog sitting next to the fire?
A. He was a hotdog!
Q. What is a snowman's favorite food?
A. Ice Krispy treats.
Q. Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
A. He was annoyed with the HOLE business.
Q. Which letter of the alphabet keeps us waiting?
A. Q. (queue)
Q. How do you get 6 donkeys into a fire engine?
A. Two in the front, two in the back and two on the top going, "He-haw, he-haw!"
Q. What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A. A wonkey.
Q. Where is the best place to leave a dog when you go to a ball game?
A. In the barking lot.
Q. Why don't penguins live in Britain?
A. Because they're scared of Wales!
Q. There was a train with passengers inside. Suddenly the train crashed, where would the survivors be buried?
A. No where, they are the survivors!
Q. Which is the loudest vowel?
A. The letter I. It is always in the midst of noise
Q. Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
A. To find Pluto.
Q. What is a shark's favourite food?
A. Fish and ships.
Q. What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?
Q. You are trapped in a room and there are 3 doors. Each door has something behind it. The first door has two hungry lions that have not eaten in four years. The second door has electric lasers all across the room. The third has three ninjas ready to attack. Which door would you pick to go through?
A. The first because the lions would be dead if they have not eaten for 4 years!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.
Q. What do you get when you cross a hammock and a dog?
A. A rocker spaniel.
Q. When does 10 + 3 = 1?
A. On the clock.
Q. What has four eyes but can't see?
Q. How do you know when a dumb person has been on the computer?
A. There's white-out all over the screen.
Q. What is a crate's favorite sport?
Q. What did the cross eyed teacher say to the principal?
A. "I can't control my pupils!"
Q. Why do you never ask a dinosaur to read you a story?
A. Because their tales are so long.
Q. What is a cow's favourite drink?
A. MOO Juice.
Q. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Q. Who invented King Arthur's round table?
A. Sir Cumference!
Q. There is a restaurant that is shaped like an oval. Inside there are waiters, a chef, a hostess, and a janitor. The restaurant opens and later that night the lights go off. Then when the lights turn on everyone except the staff is dead. So, the next day an investigator comes and asks people what they where doing that night. He asked the waiters what they were doing and they said, "Serving customers."
He asked the chef, and the chef said, "He was cooking."
Then he asked the janitor and he said he was sweeping in the corners.
Who killed everyone?
A. The janitor, because there are no corners in a circular restaurant!
Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!
Q. Which one is faster, hot or cold?
A. Hot. You can catch cold!
Q. Did you hear the joke about the egg that rolled in front of a truck?
A. Most people find they crack up!
Q. Why do mushrooms like to tell jokes?
A. Because they're a fungi!
Q. Why don't they play cards in Africa?
A. There are too many Cheetahs!
Q. Can you name two things that have an eye buy can't see?
A. A needle and a hurricane!
Q. What did the sick freight elevator say?
A. "I think I'm coming down with something."
Q. Who does Frankenstein invite to his party?
A. Anyone he can gobble up!
Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"
Q. What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
A. A chew-chew train.
Q. Why did the Smartie go to school?
A. Because he wanted to be smarter.
Q. What state can you drink?
Q. What is the difference between a worn out runner and a worn out vet?
A. One's dog tired and the other is tired of dogs.
Q. What do get when you cross one principal with another principal?
A. I wouldn't do it, principals don't like to be crossed!
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
Q. What's big, grey and has red spots?
A. An elephant with chicken pox!
Q. What did the scientist say to the hydrogen atom that claimed it lost an electron?
A. "Are you positive?"
Q. What did the ghost say when it sneezed?
A. "Ahh BOO!"
Q. What kind of running means walking
A. Running out of gas.
Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
Q. Why did the skeleton flunk out?
A. His heart was not in it!
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. "I've got a lot of problems."
Q. What goes up when the rain comes down?
A. An umbrella!
Q. What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Q. What has a neck but can't swallow?
A. A bottle.
Q. What should you do when you see a green alien?
A. Wait until it's ripe!
Q. What does Frankenstein's wife wear on her face to keep it smooth?
Q. What do frogs drink?
Q. Why do sharks live in salty water?
A. Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Q. What did the red sock say to the white sock?
A. "Let's play ball."
Q. Why should you never shower with a pokemon?
A. Because they Pikachu (peek at you).
Q. Why did the baker go to jail?
A. Because he got caught beating the eggs.
Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"
Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts.
Q. What do you do if something charges at you?
A. You take away its credit card!
Q. What's the best thing about elevator jokes?
A. They work on so many levels.
Q. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. Finding half a worm in your apple.
Q. What does a cloud wear under it's raincoat?
Q. What word, if spelled right is wrong and spelled wrong is right?
Q. What do you call someone with 4 eyes, 3 noses, 6 arms, 4 legs and 8 ears?
Q. What did the volcanoes name their daughter?
Q. Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
A. Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall down!
Q. What do you get when you cross a star and a gun?
A. A shooting star!
Q. Why did the girl take a ladder to school?
A. Because she thought it was a high school.
Q. Which bet can't be won?
Q. Did you hear what happened down at the fish shop?
A. The fish got battered!
Q. How come my uncle does not brush his hair?
A. Because he is bald.
Q. Which letter of the alphabet has the most people in it?
A. Q (queue).
Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.
Q. Who was the first deer in space?
A. Buck Rogers.
Q. What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
Q. Why don't ducks get letters?
A. Because they already have bills!
Q. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Q. What do you call a deer that makes money?
A. A buck!
Q. What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A. A milkshake!
Q. Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
A. To get to the pot of gold.
Q. How do you attach a duck to the wall?
A. With Duck tape!
Q. What did the cab driver wear to the ball?
A. A TAXIdo!
Q. You are dreaming. A monster comes up to you and takes you away. He puts you in an oven and turns it on. Any moment he will be eating you. What should you do?
A. Pinch yourself.
Q. What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Q. What do you call a person who operates an armored car?
A. A safe driver.
Q. What did the sea say to the shore?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q. Why did the surfer wear a baseball mitt?
A. He wanted to catch a wave.
Q. What do you call fish with no eyes?
Q. What do eagles do when they coach a sports team?
A. They wing it.
Q. What's an insect's favorite sport?
Q. What devours everything and everything devours it?
Q. How do you keep someone in suspense?
A. I'll tell you tomorrow.
Q. What did the candle say to the other candle?
A. "Are you going out tonight?"
Q. Why did the star go to the bathroom?
A. It had to twinkle!
Q. What has four legs, stands and is helpful to people?
A. A table!
Q. What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
A. Glass flippers.
Q. How do you catch a school of fish?
A. With a bookworm.
Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
A. Because he wasn't peeling well!
Q. You take away whole and some still remains. What is it?
Q. Does France have a fourth of July?
A. Of course they do.
Q. What does a bird say on Halloween?
A. Twick or tweet!
Q. Why did the lamb go to the river?
A. To get a BAA-th!
Q. What do you get if you cross some bubble bath and a famous detective?
A. Sherlock Foams.
Q. What letter is a part of the head?
Q. What kind of witch lives at the beach?
A. A sandwich.
Q. Why doesn't a bald man need any keys?
A. Because he doesn't have any locks!
Q. How many letters are in the alphabet?
A. 11, T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at the front door?
Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.
Q. Where did the hamburgers go?
A. To the Meat Ball!
Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.
Q. What do you call a bunny with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny.
Q. Why doesn't the sun go to college?
A. Because it has a million degrees!
Q. Why is arithmetic hard work?
A. All those numerals you have to carry.
Q. Did you hear about the skeleton and his girlfriend?
A. They broke up and he was shattered!
Q. Tall in the morning, short at noon, gone at night but I'll be back soon. What am I?
A. A shadow!
Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
Q. What kind of murderer has fibre?
A. A cereal killer.
Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!
Q. Why did the orange wish he was wearing sunscreen?
A. He was starting to peel!
Q. Why was the rope late for dinner?
A. It got tied up at the office.
Q. What goes up but does not go down?
A. Your age!
Q. What do you call a person who studies happy parrots?
A. A jollypollyoligist!
Q. What letter is a drink?
Q. What is a 3 letter word that gets bigger when you add 3 letters?
Q. What kind of teacher passes gas?
A. A tutor!
Q. What has a ring but no finger?
A. A telephone!
Q. What did the baseball say to the cake batter?
A. "Batter up."
Q. How can a rose ride a bike?
A. It uses its petals!
Q. What does the lion say to his friends before a hunt?
A. "Let us prey."
Q. Why he did the book want to work with the police?
A. Because he wanted to work under cover.
Q. There are 30 white horses on a red hill. They stomp, chomp and they stop. What are they?
A. Your teeth.
Q. Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?
A. Because she had the perfect pitch.
Q. Where did the baby ghost sit?
A. In a BOOster seat!
Q. As I get older, I become shorter. What am I?
A. A pencil!
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
Q. What does a cow grow on its face?
A. A MOOstache.
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