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Q. What kind of teacher passes gas?
A. A tutor!
Q. What is brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
Q. What do you call fish with no eyes?
Q. What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
Q. What does an orange do when it takes a test?
A. It concentrates!
Q. What is as light as a feather but not even the strongest man in the world can hold it for more than a few minutes?
Q. There's this guy and he's jogging. Well, he turns left, jogs some, turns left, jogs some, and turns left again. When he gets home there are 2 masked men waiting. Who are the masked men?
A. The Umpire and the Back Catcher!
Q. What is green, small and round and goes up and down?
A. A pea in a lift.
Q. Why did the dog stay out of the sun?
A. So he wouldn't be a hotdog.
Q. Why did the skeleton flunk out?
A. His heart was not in it!
Q. Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
A. Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall down!
Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!
Q. Why did the surfer wear a baseball mitt?
A. He wanted to catch a wave.
Q. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
A. To Pennsylvania.
Q. Mary and John were sitting in the family room one night. John was watching TV and Mary was reading a book. All of a sudden the power went out, so John decided to go to bed, but Mary kept on reading without any artificial light. How is this possible?
A. Mary was blind and was reading braile!
Q. What tools do you need for math?
Q. Why was the calculator sad?
A. Because it had too many problems to solve!
Q. What did the banana say to the judge?
A. "I'm sure to win this case on a-peel!"
Q. What was the name of Noah's wife?
Q. There was a man who walked into a bar and asked if he could have a glass of water but the bartender pointed a gun at him and the man who asked for water said thank you and left. Why did he say thank you?
A. Because the man had the hiccups.
Q. What's black, white and blue all over?
A. A cold zebra.
Q. Why was the ghost on the cheerleading squad?
A. It wanted to add a little team spirit.
Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch-dog.
Q. How many letters are in the alphabet?
A. 11, T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Q. What is a 3 letter word that gets bigger when you add 3 letters?
Q. What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
A. "We make a good match!"
Q. If a rooster laid a white egg and a brown egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
A. None. Roosters don't lay eggs.
Q. Where do crayons go on vacation?
Q. A man pushes a car to a hotel and realizes he's bankrupt. Why?
A. He's playing Monopoly!
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests!
Q. There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
A. A watermelon!
Q. What disappears when you turn the light on?
A. The dark!
Q. What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. CELL phones.
Q. What does the pink panther do with his camera?
A. He takes PINKtures!
Q. There are 10 cats in a boat. One cat jumped out of the boat. How many cats were left?
A. None, they were all copycats.
Q. What did one lion say to another when they saw some hunters in a jeep?
A. "Look, meals on wheels!"
Q. Why are cooks cruel?
A. Because they whip cream and beat eggs!!
Q. What do you get when you put jeans in the microwave?
A. Four hotpockets.
Q. Why did the girl take a ladder to school?
A. Because she thought it was a high school.
Q. What should you do when you see a green alien?
A. Wait until it's ripe!
Q. Why is U the happiest letter?
A. Because it is in the middle of fun
Q. Why did the bird go to the restaurant?
A. Because he wanted a tweet!
Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!
Q. What fish can help you build a house?
A. A hammerhead shark.
Q. What comes down but never goes up?
Q. What jumps higher than a building?
A. Everything, buildings don't jump.
Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!
Q. What do you call a smart pig?
Q. Why wouldn't the oyster give up her pearl?
A. She was shellfish [selfish].
Q. Why did the baby chick cross the road?
A. It was take-your-child-to-work day.
Q. What did the creek say to the brook?
A. "Stop babbling!"
Q. Why did the nose feel sad?
A. Because he always got picked on!
Q. Why was the horse unable to get into the antelopes' music club?
A. He had no horns!
Q. How can you tell which end is the head of a worm?
A. Tickle the middle and see where it laughs!
Q. What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Q. Why was the math book unhappy?
A. Because he had too many problems!
Q. What street does a vampire live on?
A. A dead end!
Q. What did the duck say to the clerk?
A. "Put it on my bill."
Q. Why doesn't a bald man need any keys?
A. Because he doesn't have any locks!
Q. What do you call a bunny with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny.
Q. In what way can the letter A help a deaf lady?
A. It can make her hear.
Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"
Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.
Q. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).
Q. Imagine you are in a metal box. There is no way of getting out. You have no tools or food. How do you get out and survive?
A. You stop imagining!
Q. What rolls and jumps but never walks?
A. A soccer ball!
Q. What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A. A milkshake!
Q. What do you do with dead elements?
Q. What did the judge say when the skunk entered the court?
A. "Odor in the court!"
Q. Which country is the slipperiest?
Q. Why is the ocean always grumpy?
A. You'd be grumpy too if you had crabs on your bottom!
Q. Which is the best month for a parade?
Q. What do you call an angry polar bear?
A. Nothing, just run.
Q. What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
A. Glass flippers.
Q. What do you do if something charges at you?
A. You take away its credit card!
Q. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A. A clock.
Q. What do you give a frog at a hospital?
A. A HOPeration!
Q. If there was a spelling test, which animal would win?
A. The bee!
Q. If chickens get up when the rooster crows, when do ducks get up?
A. At the quack of dawn!
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
A. To get a spare rib .
Q. What is the quickest way to double your money?
A. Fold it in half!
Q. What loses its head every day and gets it back every night?
A. A pillow.
Q. What word, if spelled right is wrong and spelled wrong is right?
Q. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A. "Bee-hive yourself!"
Q. Where do trees store their valuables?
A. In their trunk!
Q. What goes up a chimney down, but doesn't go down a chimney up?
A. An umbrella.
Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"
Q. What do people have in common with a math book?
A. We've all got a lot of problems!
Q. Why can't you play hide-and-seek with mountains?
A. Because they PEAK!
Q. What is green and sings?
A. Elvis Parsley.
Q. What did the red sock say to the white sock?
A. "Let's play ball."
Q. There are 30 white horses on a red hill. They stomp, chomp and they stop. What are they?
A. Your teeth.
Q. What is big, brown, black, hairy, has 5 eyes, sharp teeth and big claws, and eats human flesh?
A. I don't know either, but if you see one, you better run!
Q. What do you call a bell that can do gymnastics?
A. A flexi-bell.
Q. Why did the bee feel cold?
A. Because it is in the middle of A and C.
Q. What is in fingers, toolboxes and snails?
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. An injured penguin.
Q. Why did the Advil go to jail?
A. Because it was a pain killer.
Q. What is red and has fangs?
A. An apple. I lied about the fangs!
Q. What is a bird's favorite treat?
Q. What do you say in the evening to a soldier in shining armor?
A. Night, night, Knight.
Q. I am tall when I am young and short when I am old. What am I?
A. A candle.
Q. What kind of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper?
A. Any dog, skyscrapers can't jump.
Q. What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and cuts grass?
A. A lawn MEOW-er!
Q. How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
A. Poker face!
Q. Why was the Egyptian confused?
A. Because someone told him his daddy was a mummy!
Q. What do a duck and a tricycle have in common?
A. They both have a steering wheel, except for the duck.
Q. Why did the orange lose the race?
A. Because it ran out of juice.
Q. What is the cat's favorite button on the remote?
Q. Why did the mushroom have so many friends?
A. Because he was a fungi!
Q. Why is there no air in space?
A. Because the Milky Way would go bad.
Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. If he flew over a bay he'd be called a bagel!
Q. What are the strongest days of the week?
A. Saturday and Sunday because all the rest are WEAK days!
Q. What is black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
A. Two skunks fighting over a pickle.
Q. Where do sheep get their hair cut?
A. At the bah bah shop.
Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!
Q. What is yours but your friends use more than you?
A. Your name!
Q. Why did the clock go to the principal's office?
A. For tocking too much!
Q. How much is the moon worth?
A. One dollar, because it has four quarters.
Q. What is a porcupine's favourite game?
Q. What day has day in it but isn't Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, or Saturday?
Q. Why did the nose cross the street?
A. He was getting picked on!
Q. Which restaurants are good at math?
Q. What do they serve for lunch at karate camp?
A. Kung Food!
Q. Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A. Because it's too far to walk!
Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at the front door?
Q. What has a never ending life cycle?
Q. How did Burger King propose to his girlfriend?
A. With an onion ring.
Q. You take away whole and some still remains. What is it?
Q. Why is the letter T like an island?
A. Because it is in the middle of waTer.
Q. What smells like red paint but is blue?
A. Blue paint.
Q. What four letters frighten a thief?
A. O I C U!
Q. Why did the man stick his car in the stove?
A. He wanted a hot rod!
Q. What did the duck put in its soup?
Q. What kind of running means walking
A. Running out of gas.
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because its only got one boot.
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a tiger?
A. I don't know but you better behave in its class!
Q. What devours everything and everything devours it?
Q. If you have a referee in football and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Q. Why did the bread cross the road?
A. To BUTTER the other side!
Q. What do you call a door that is cute?
Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)
Q. Why did the orange wish he was wearing sunscreen?
A. He was starting to peel!
Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.
Q. What's bigger when it's upside down?
A. A 6!
Q. How do you start a teddy bear race?
A. Ready, teddy, go!
Q. It is greater than God and more evil than devil. The poor have it. The rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?
Q. What is the laziest mountain in the world?
A. Mount Ever-rest!
Q. Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
A. He was annoyed with the HOLE business.
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