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500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

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Q. There are 10 cats in a boat. One cat jumped out of the boat. How many cats were left?
A. None, they were all copycats.

Q. What can run, play and move around yet it cannot breath?
A. A CD or DVD!

Q. What do you get when you cross a hammock and a dog?
A. A rocker spaniel.

Q. What did the scientist say to the hydrogen atom that claimed it lost an electron?
A. "Are you positive?"

Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because its only got one boot.

Q. What can you catch but never throw?
A. A cold.

Q. If you're Scottish when you go into the bathroom and you're Scottish when you go out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the toilet?
A. European (you are peeing).

Q. What do you call a football player whose helmet is too tight?
A. Call him anthing you want, he can't hear you!

Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mouse.

Q. Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
A. Because Noah sat on the deck!

Q. What's new at the zoo?
A. A gnu!

Q. Where does a 600 pound gorilla sit?
A. Anywhere he wants!

Q. What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Q. What street does a vampire live on?
A. A dead end!

Q. What kind of bug goes Zzub Zzub?
A. A bumble bee flying backward!

Q. Why was Dracula put in jail?
A. He tried to rob a blood bank.

Q. What do you do if something charges at you?
A. You take away its credit card!

Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"

Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!

Q. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A. A dino-snore!

Q. Why is England the wettest country?
A. Because the queen has reigned there for years!

Q. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A. A dog a sore!

Q. Why was the girl staring at the juice box?
A. Because it said: "Concentrate."

Q. What did the candle say to the other candle?
A. "Are you going out tonight?"

Q. What does a polar bear use to keep his head warm?
A. A polar ice cap.

Q. What do you call an overweight E.T.?
A. Extra Cholesterol!

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs!

Q. Why did the baker go to jail?
A. Because he got caught beating the eggs.

Q. Why did the hot dog wear a sweater?
A. Because it was a chili dog!

Q. What does a cow do at the theatres?
A. Watch a MOO-vie.

Q. What do you call two spiders who just got married?
A. Newlyweb!

Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
A. Homeless.

Q. Why did the bee feel cold?
A. Because it is in the middle of A and C.

Q. What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you berry much."

Q. There are 2 cats, one is French and the other English. The French cat's name was Un Deux Trois and the English cat's name was One Two Three. Both cats think they're better than the other. To determine this they have a swimming contest. Which cat wins and why?
A. The English cat, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq! (Un Deux Trois cat sank)

Q. Do you know who I think is the most beautiful person in the world?
A. Look at the 5th word.

Q. What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like?
A. DINOmite!

Q. Where do you send a soldier with a toothache?
A. To the drill sergeant!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.

Q. What is a cow's favorite ice cream?
A. MOOnila!

Q. What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?
A. The number nine.

Q. What does a French cow say?
A. "Moo Lala!"

Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch-dog.

Q. Why did the firefighter put his belt on?
A. To hold his pants up!

Q. Why didn't the Dallas Cowboys want to beat the Denver Broncos in a game?
A. Because they needed a ride home!

Q. What state can you drink?
A. Mississippi!

Q. There was a man who walked into a bar and asked if he could have a glass of water but the bartender pointed a gun at him and the man who asked for water said thank you and left. Why did he say thank you?
A. Because the man had the hiccups.

Q. What did the fish say to the octopus while the octopus was eating?
A. Lend me a tentacle or 8.

Q. What 4 letters scare a thief?
A. O I C U (Oh...I see you.)

Q. Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?
A. MOO-tels!

Q. What did the shark say when he bumped into a whale?
A. "I didn't do it on porpoise!" (purpose)

Q. Why did the mushroom have so many friends?
A. Because he was a fungi!

Q. Why are pirates called pirates?
A. Because they AAARRR!

Q. What can you put in a freezer that's hot and will always come out hot?
A. Hot sauce.

Q. When is the best time to buy budgies?
A. When they're going cheap.

Q. What do mice feel like when they come out of the shower?
A. Squeaky clean!

Q. What do you call a bell that can do gymnastics?
A. A flexi-bell.

Q. There is a horse tied to a rope five yards long. Ten yards away there is hay. The horse is eating the hay, how did he get there?
A. The rope isn't tied to anything.

Q. Do sharks like to act in movies?
A. Only if they get the big, juicy parts.

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?

Q. What has a tongue but can't talk?
A. A shoe!

Q. How come a cheetah can't play hide and seek?
A. Because he's already been spotted.

Q. What happened to the frog's car when it got stuck?
A. It had to get TOAD away.

Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.

Q. What's black, white and blue all over?
A. A cold zebra.

Q. What does the lion say to his friends before a hunt?
A. "Let us prey."

Q. What did the vampire say to his wife?
A. "Your neck looks slimmer."

Q. Why did the skeleton flunk out?
A. His heart was not in it!

Q. Four men are in a boat and fall in the water. Not a single man gets wet. How is this possible?
A. All of them were married!

Q. I am a rock group that has four members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assassinated. What group am I?
A. Mount Rushmore! Get it, rock group?

Q. What does a bird say on Halloween?
A. Twick or tweet!

Q. What is the fastest country in the world?
A. Russia.

Q. What do you do with dead elements?
A. Barium!

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7 8 9!

Q. What question can a person ask all day long, getting a different answer each time, yet all the answers are correct?
A. What time is it?

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Q. How come my uncle does not brush his hair?
A. Because he is bald.

Q. Which is the best month for a parade?
A. March.

Q. Why did the star go to the bathroom?
A. It had to twinkle!

Q. Did you hear about the kidnapping?
A. He finally woke up!

Q. What is a cow's favourite movie?
A. Moo-lan.

Q. What starts and ends with an O and has hi in the middle?
A. Ohio!

Q. What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
A. "I never sausage a place"

Q. Which letter of the alphabet keeps us waiting?
A. Q. (queue)

Q. A rabbit hops by IHOP. He looks at the sign. What does he say?
A. "Big deal, so do I."

Q. Why did the farmer let his cows eat the tall grass?
A. Because it needed to get moooed! (Mowed)

Q. What 10 letter word starts with gas?
A. An A-U-T-O-M-O-B-I-L-E.

Q. Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
A. Because the batteries were dead.

Q. I'm at the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space. I'm at the beginning of every end and the end of every place. What am I?
A. The letter E!

Q. What do you call a person with a tree for a briefcase?
A. A branch manager.

Q. There is a black house, grey house, red house, yellow house, green house and brown house. What colour house does President Obama live in?
A. The White House!

Q. What should you do when you see a green alien?
A. Wait until it's ripe!

Q. What did the sweaty octopus spend all his money on?
A. Underarm deodrant.

Q. Why do hair dressers always get places faster?
A. Because they know all the short cuts.

Q. Three ladies are under a small umbrella. None of them got wet. How did they do it?
A. It wasn't raining!

Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal?
A. Bone appetite!

Q. What did the duck put in its soup?
A. Quackers.

Q. Why did the telephone go to the jewelry store?
A. He wanted a new ring.

Q. What has lots of teeth but can't chew a thing?
A. A comb!

Q. What is white with black spots and goes, "Oo, oo, oo"?
A. A cow with no lips.

Q. What is a cow's favourite drink?
A. MOO Juice.

Q. What has a ring but no finger?
A. A telephone!

Q. Why were the police suspicious of the window drapes?
A. They were shady.

Q. Why did the man stick his car in the stove?
A. He wanted a hot rod!

Q. What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
A. ANT-ique.

Q. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
A. "Thank you, I will never part with it."

Q. What is black, white and red?
A. A panda with a rash!

Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A. "I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."

Q. What starts with a P and ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
A. The Post Office!

Q. Why do cows wear bells?
A. Because their horns don't work!

Q. Why did the skeleton go to the store?
A. To get some spare ribs.

Q. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A. Because her students were bright!

Q. What do ghosts wear on their feet?
A. BOOts.

Q. Say milk five times really fast. Now, what do cows drink?
A. Water.

Q. What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?
A. One is a cat copy, the other is a copy cat.

Q. What do you call two bananas?
A. A pair of slippers!

Q. Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
A. Because their feet stink.

Q. What runs around a house but never moves?
A. A fence.

Q. What did the student say to the math worksheet?
A. I'm not a therapist, solve your own problems!

Q. There was a train with passengers inside. Suddenly the train crashed, where would the survivors be buried?
A. No where, they are the survivors!

Q. Why was the doctor angry?
A. He lost his patients.

Q. What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
A. They peel.

Q. Why was the math book unhappy?
A. Because he had too many problems!

Q. What did the cannibal say after he ate a clown?
A. "That tasted funny!"

Q. What's the best thing about elevator jokes?
A. They work on so many levels.

Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because he had no guts.

Q. Why did the student bring scissors to class?
A. He wanted to cut class!

Q. How do you keep someone in suspense?
A. I'll tell you tomorrow.

Q. Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
A. Because he had a dino-SORE!

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall?
A. "I'll meet you at the corner."

Q. What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for school?
A. Bison!

Q. What can fill up the the room but takes no space?
A. Light.

Q. Why did the picture go to jail?
A. He got framed.

Q. Why is the letter T like an island?
A. Because it is in the middle of waTer.

Q. What is a shark's favourite food?
A. Fish and ships.

Q. What can you serve but never eat?
A. A tennis ball!

Q. How many seconds are in a year?
A. 12: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc.

Q. What call for help, when written in capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?
A. SOS.

Q. Where do sheep get their hair cut?
A. At the bah bah shop.

Q. What has 3 feet but cannot walk?
A. A yardstick!

Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.

Q. What is a ghost's favorite color?
A. Boo!

Q. What do you call a flying jelly?
A. A jelly copter.

Q. How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat of your car?
A. Have him sit in front with you.

Q. Why did the strawberry cross the road?
A. Because his mom was in a jam!

Q. What seven letters did the robber say when he saw nothing in the safe?
A. "O I C U R M T!"

Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!

Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"

Q. Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?
A. Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

Q. What is the easiest way to be on TV?
A. Sit on it!

Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!

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