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500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

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Q. What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A. A fur ball.

Q. A rabbit hops by IHOP. He looks at the sign. What does he say?
A. "Big deal, so do I."

Q. What is a shark's favourite food?
A. Fish and ships.

Q. Why did the boy take a packet of oats with him to bed?
A. To feed his nightMARE!

Q. What seven letters did the robber say when he saw nothing in the safe?
A. "O I C U R M T!"

Q. What did the pig put on his rash?
A. OINKment!

Q. What's black and white and red all over?
A. A sunburned zebra!

Q. If you have a referee in football and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
A. Goldfish.

Q. Why was the woman so happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?
A. The box said 2-4 years!

Q. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
A. To get a spare rib .

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7 8 9!

Q. How do you know when a dumb person has been on the computer?
A. There's white-out all over the screen.

Q. What do you call an Italian cow that likes coffee?
A. De-calf.

Q. Which is the best month for a parade?
A. March.

Q. A man pushes a car to a hotel and realizes he's bankrupt. Why?
A. He's playing Monopoly!

Q. What sickness can fly?
A. The flu!

Q. Why would it be silly to send a letter to Washington?
A. Because he is dead.

Q. What gets smaller as it gets higher?
A. An airplane!

Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
A. Rap!

Q. Which baseball team do puppies play for?
A. The New York Pets.

Q. What kind of chickens lay golden eggs?
A. Golden Chicks!

Q. What happens when you cross the tango and a waltz?
A. A wango!

Q. You are dreaming. A monster comes up to you and takes you away. He puts you in an oven and turns it on. Any moment he will be eating you. What should you do?
A. Pinch yourself.

Q. Why did the silly electrician jump over the clock?
A. So he could get some overtime!

Q. What runs but never walks?
A. Water.

Q. What did the sweaty octopus spend all his money on?
A. Underarm deodrant.

Q. How much is the moon worth?
A. One dollar, because it has four quarters.

Q. What is always blue (sad) but always smiles?
A. A smurf.

Q. What kind of bird uses ink to write?
A. A PEN-guin!

Q. What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
A. "I never sausage a place"

Q. How do you eat an elephant?
A. One bite at a time.

Q. Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
A. Because they are always stuffed.

Q. What is the smartest city in America?
A. Alabama because it has four A's and one B!

Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.

Q. Why did the clock go to the principal's office?
A. For tocking too much!

Q. What has 6 legs, 4 eyes, 4 ears, 2 noses, 2 mouths and 2 heads?
A. A man sitting on a horse.

Q. What happens when an Egyptian prince's daddy dies?
A. His daddy becomes a mummy.

Q. What do you call a bear with no ears?
A. B.

Q. What do you call a shark that swallowed a bunch of keys?
A. Lockjaw.

Q. What can you break without touching it?
A. Someone's heart.

Q. Why did the cow go to Hollywood?
A. She wanted to be a movie star.

Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. Here Comes The Sun!

Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!

Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.

Q. What kind of shoes does a spy wear?
A. Sneakers.

Q. What happens if Peter Pan punches you?
A. You Neverland!

Q. Why didn't the Dallas Cowboys want to beat the Denver Broncos in a game?
A. Because they needed a ride home!

Q. Why did the bank robber take a bath?
A. So he could make a clean getaway.

Q. What school do planets and stars go to to study?
A. UNIVERSity!

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!

Q. What can you call a math teacher?
A. A ruler.

Q. What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
A. The space bar!

Q. What do you call a man in a bush?
A. Russell.

Q. The peak on my house is going east and west and slopes North and South. A rooster is on the peak and lays an egg, which way did the egg roll?
A. Roosters don't lay eggs

Q. Mary and John were sitting in the family room one night. John was watching TV and Mary was reading a book. All of a sudden the power went out, so John decided to go to bed, but Mary kept on reading without any artificial light. How is this possible?
A. Mary was blind and was reading braile!

Q. Why was the girl staring at the juice box?
A. Because it said: "Concentrate."

Q. What is the radius of a pumpkin?
A. Pi.

Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!

Q. Which is the loudest vowel?
A. The letter I. It is always in the midst of noise

Q. What has 6 eyes but cannot see?
A. Three blind mice.

Q. What do you call a door that is cute?
A. ADOORable!

Q. What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
A. They peel.

Q. Why did the girl jump up and down before taking her medicine?
A. Because the label said: Shake well before using!

Q. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
A. To Pennsylvania.

Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!

Q. Why did the bee get married?
A. Because she found her honey.

Q. Who do you call when you break your toe?
A. The toe truck!

Q. What is coming but never arrives?
A. Tomorrow.

Q. Why do people like vampires so much?
A. Because they are FANGtastic!

Q. Why are ghosts always hungry?
A. Because the food goes right through them!

Q. Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?
A. Counterfeit money.

Q. Why do cows wear bells?
A. Because their horns don't work!

Q. What do you call a grandfather clock?
A. An old timer!

Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!

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Q. Why did the baby chick cross the road?
A. It was take-your-child-to-work day.

Q. There was a little moron and a big moron sitting on the edge of a bridge. The big moron fell off but the little one didn't, how come?
A. He was a little more on!

Q. What do you do when your fish is off?
A. You tune it up!

Q. What do you call a square that's been in an accident?
A. A WRECKtangle.

Q. What happened to the frog's car when it got stuck?
A. It had to get TOAD away.

Q. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
A. To keep an eye on the mouse.

Q. What disappears when you stand up?
A. Your lap!

Q. What animal should you not play cards with?
A. A Cheetah!

Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!

Q. What is black, white and red all over?
A. An embarassed zebra!

Q. What did the sun say to the sheep and the cloud?
A. "Whoa, are y'all related?"

Q. What is a dentist's favourite game?
A. Tooth or Dare!

Q. How do you get rid of a boomerang?
A. Throw it down a one way street!

Q. What has 3 feet but cannot walk?
A. A yardstick!

Q. What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and cuts grass?
A. A lawn MEOW-er!

Q. What do you call a cat that eats lemons?
A. A sourpuss.

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence.

Q. What is a volcano?
A. A mountain with hiccups!

Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!

Q. What did the ghost say when it sneezed?
A. "Ahh BOO!"

Q. How do you wrap a cloud?
A. With a rainbow.

Q. Why is a snake lucky?
A. Because you can't pull its leg!

Q. What can fill up the the room but takes no space?
A. Light.

Q. What's black, white, black, white, black and white?
A. A penguin rolling down a hill.

Q. What is a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A. A stick!

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs!

Q. Why did the dog stay out of the sun?
A. So he wouldn't be a hotdog.

Q. Why doesn't a bald man need any keys?
A. Because he doesn't have any locks!

Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
A. A slug.

Q. Do you know who I think is the most beautiful person in the world?
A. Look at the 5th word.

Q. There was a train with passengers inside. Suddenly the train crashed, where would the survivors be buried?
A. No where, they are the survivors!

Q. What did the duck put in its soup?
A. Quackers.

Q. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A. Bunny toots!

Q. Why did the fish tell excuses?
A. To get off the hook!

Q. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A. An investiGATOR!

Q. Why did the phone cross the road?
A. To find his friends the numbers!

Q. If a very small fish married a young dog, what would their baby be called?
A. A guppy puppy.

Q. Why was the cumputer cold at night?
A. It forgot to close its windows.

Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.

Q. Take me out of the box, scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?
A. A match!

Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!

Q. Who in the solar system has the most loose change?
A. The moon, it keeps changing quarters.

Q. Why should you never play hide and seek with mountains?
A. Mountains always peek (peak).

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. Why can't you take a test in the zoo?
A. There are too many cheetahs!

Q. Why was the broom late for school?
A. He over swept.

Q. What do babies and basketball players have in common?
A. They dribble.

Q. You have a candle, a stove, and a fireplace and a match. Which one would you light first?
A. The match!

Q. What did one NASCAR driver say to the other?
A. "Do you want to crash at my place tonight?"

Q. What gets broken without being held?
A. A promise.

Q. Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
A. To get to the pot of gold.

Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A. "I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."

Q. What is white on the outside, green on the inside and hops?
A. A frog sandwich.

Q. How did the man build up his flea collar business?
A. He started from scratch.

Q. What is black and white and when you kick it it flies?
A. A soccer ball!

Q. What is an army man's favorite month?
A. March!

Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A. "You look flushed."

Q. Why was the calculator sad?
A. Because it had too many problems to solve!

Q. Did you hear what happened down at the fish shop?
A. The fish got battered!

Q. Why did the teacher draw on the window?
A. Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!

Q. Which month has 28 days?
A. All of them, of course!

Q. What happens when you throw a purple rock into a yellow stream?
A. It makes a splash.

Q. What was the name of Noah's wife?
A. Yesa!

Q. What does Frankenstein's wife wear on her face to keep it smooth?
A. MONSTERizer!

Q. How do you spell mousetrap with ONLY three letters?
A. C-A-T!

Q. What did the frog order at the burger place?
A. French flies and a diet croak.

Q. Why is England the wettest country?
A. Because the queen has reigned there for years!

Q. What do eagles do when they coach a sports team?
A. They wing it.

Q. What did one lion say to another when they saw some hunters in a jeep?
A. "Look, meals on wheels!"

Q. What cat likes living in water?
A. An octoPUSS!

Q. Which nail does a carpenter hate to hit?
A. A thumbnail.

Q. What do you call a kangaroo that sneezes alot?
A. A kanga-choo.

Q. There are 30 white horses on a red hill. They stomp, chomp and they stop. What are they?
A. Your teeth.

Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!

Q. What kind of animals do clocks have?
A. Ticks.

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