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Q. Why couldn't the shipmates play cards?
A. The captain was sitting on the deck!
Q. What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Q. What did Delaware?
A. A New Jersey!
Q. Why did the policeman stay in bed?
A. Because he was an undercover cop.
Q. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?
A. Nothing, they just waved!
Q. Where do bees go after they are married?
A. On their HONEY-moon!
Q. Why don't ducks tell jokes when they are flying?
A. Because they just might quack up.
Q. What can you serve but never eat?
A. A tennis ball!
Q. Why are ghosts always hungry?
A. Because the food goes right through them!
Q. A duck, a cat and a cow went out to dinner, who had to pay?
A. The duck. He was the only one with a bill.
Q. What is a bird's favorite treat?
Q. Why did the fish have no money on him?
A. He left it all at the bank.
Q. Why did the banana factory shut down?
A. Because they chucked out all the bent ones!
Q. What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A. A milkshake!
Q. What animal is NOT allowed to play in games or contests?
A. Cheetahs (cheaters)
Q. Where did the cow go on a holiday?
A. MOO York.
Q. Why did the leopard refuse to take a bath?
A. It didn't want to come out spotless.
Q. What did the fish say to the octopus while the octopus was eating?
A. Lend me a tentacle or 8.
Q. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A. Bunny toots!
Q. What animal never tells the truth?
A. A lion.
Q. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
A. To Pennsylvania.
Q. What is the fastest country in the world?
Q. Why did the firefighter put his belt on?
A. To hold his pants up!
Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!
Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.
Q. What does a toad say when it sees something great?
A. "TOADaly Awesome!"
Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!
Q. Why did the surfer wear a baseball mitt?
A. He wanted to catch a wave.
Q. Why do sharks live in salty water?
A. Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Q. Where can you find a 3 foot ruler?
A. At a yard sale.
Q. What is as light as a feather but not even the strongest man in the world can hold it for more than a few minutes?
Q. What does a phone eat?
Q. Where do you get draggin' milk?
A. From a cow with short legs.
Q. What is the most musical part of your body?
A. Your nose, you can blow it and pick it.
Q. Why is U the happiest letter?
A. Because it is in the middle of fun
Q. What do you call a polar bear in the desert?
Q. What did the pitcher say when eggs, bacon and pancakes were playing baseball?
A. "Butter up."
Q. Why didn't the Dallas Cowboys want to beat the Denver Broncos in a game?
A. Because they needed a ride home!
Q. What is red and has fangs?
A. An apple. I lied about the fangs!
Q. What 4 letters scare a thief?
A. O I C U (Oh...I see you.)
Q. What kind of witch lives at the beach?
A. A sandwich.
Q. Why did the apple cuddle the orange?
A. Juice because he wanted a squeeze!
Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"
Q. What did the fish say to the other fish?
A. "(O)(o)(O)(o)(O)" (Hello)
Q. You are trapped in a room and there are 3 doors. Each door has something behind it. The first door has two hungry lions that have not eaten in four years. The second door has electric lasers all across the room. The third has three ninjas ready to attack. Which door would you pick to go through?
A. The first because the lions would be dead if they have not eaten for 4 years!
Q. What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
A. "We make a good match!"
Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.
Q. How is bubble gum similar to a Wookie?
A. It's Chewy.
Q. What's new at the zoo?
A. A gnu!
Q. What did the pig put on his rash?
Q. Why didn't the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test?
A. Because he didn't want anything to slip his mind.
Q. What letter is a drink?
Q. What's a cow's favourite drink?
Q. Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. How do you throw a tent?
A. You pitch it!
Q. Which tree doesn't play checkers?
A. The Chestnut.
Q. What did one leaf say to the other?
A. "See you next fall!!"
Q. How do you make a swordfish like the library?
A. Take away the S in its name!
Q. What does an orange do when it takes a test?
A. It concentrates!
Q. What did the big hand on the clock say to the little hand?
A. "Hour you today?"
Q. What did the elephant say to her son when he was naughty?
A. "Tusk tusk!"
Q. What do eagles do when they coach a sports team?
A. They wing it.
Q. What kind of monkey can fly?
A. A hot air BABOON!
Q. What did Shakespeare say to the pencil?
A. "Write on!"
Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!
Q. What does a surprised iceberg say?
A. "Goodness Glacius!"
Q. What did the paint give the wall on their first anniversary?
A. A new coat.
Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!
Q. What do they serve for lunch at karate camp?
A. Kung Food!
Q. How many sides does a circle have?
A. Two, inside and out.
Q. What cat likes living in water?
A. An octoPUSS!
Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.
Q. Why does the man think the darkness is heavy?
A. Because it isn't light.
Q. Why don't penguins live in Britain?
A. Because they're scared of Wales!
Q. Why was the ghost on the cheerleading squad?
A. It wanted to add a little team spirit.
Q. What country has the most church bells?
Q. What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
A. A chew-chew train.
Q. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).
Q. How do you eat an elephant?
A. One bite at a time.
Q. Imagine you are in a boat. You were being circled by sharks. One shark is about to bite you. What should you do?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. What do people have in common with a math book?
A. We've all got a lot of problems!
Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!
Q. Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A. Because it's too far to walk!
Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.
Q. What kind of flower lives between your mouth and your chin?
Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q. Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window?
A. He wanted to see time fly!
Q. What's better than 24?
Q. What rolls and jumps but never walks?
A. A soccer ball!
Q. I have two coins in my pocket and they equal 15 cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are the coins in my pocket?
A. A nickel and a dime, I said only one of them is not a nickel.
Q. Which wolf got lost in the woods?
A. The WHEREwolf.
Q. Why do cats always go after mice and birds?
A. Because cats like fast food.
Q. Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon?
A. Because it was full.
Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.
Q. Which animal is the oldest in the world?
A. The zebra because it's still black and white.
Q. What goes up when the rain comes down?
A. An umbrella!
Q. What letter is an exclamation?
Q. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the baseball game?
A. He wanted to tie up the score!
Q. What did the cannibal say after he ate a clown?
A. "That tasted funny!"
Q. What do you call a football player whose helmet is too tight?
A. Call him anthing you want, he can't hear you!
Q. Ike went through the town casuing havoc and he was on the news and in the newspaper. What is Ike?
A. A hurricane!
Q. Why doesn't a bald man need any keys?
A. Because he doesn't have any locks!
Q. You have a candle, a stove, and a fireplace and a match. Which one would you light first?
A. The match!
Q. There was a little moron and a big moron sitting on the edge of a bridge. The big moron fell off but the little one didn't, how come?
A. He was a little more on!
Q. What gate can't you enter?
Q. What grows if you feed it but dies if it drinks?
Q. Why was the coach mad?
A. Because he wanted his quarterback.
Q. What can't you eat at dinner?
A. Breakfast and lunch!
Q. What is the cat's favorite button on the remote?
Q. Which letter of the alphabet has the most people in it?
A. Q (queue).
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the store?
A. To get some spare ribs.
Q. Why did the hot dog wear a sweater?
A. Because it was a chili dog!
Q. What can you find in the middle of a tornado?
A. The letter N.
Q. What is a mouth that won't shut up?
A. A blabber mouth.
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. Why did the Smartie go to school?
A. Because he wanted to be smarter.
Q. Why did the square and triangle go to the gym?
A. To stay in shape!
Q. What did the creek say to the brook?
A. "Stop babbling!"
Q. Why is arithmetic hard work?
A. All those numerals you have to carry.
Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!
Q. Why did the gum cross the road?
A. It was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q. Why did Patrick eat money?
A. His mum said it was his lunch money.
Q. Why didn't the police catch the banana?
A. Because it split!
Q. What animal should you not play cards with?
A. A Cheetah!
Q. How do you make an octopus laugh?
A. Ten Tickles (Tentacles)!
Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7 8 9!
Q. What part of a fish weighs the most?
A. Its scales.
Q. Why did the picture go to jail?
A. He got framed.
Q. Why did the telephone go to the jewelry store?
A. He wanted a new ring.
Q. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?
A. He had no body to dance with!
Q. What dog loves to take a shower?
A. A shamPOODLE.
Q. Why should you never shower with a pokemon?
A. Because they Pikachu (peek at you).
Q. What's the difference between a dirty dime and a clean nickel?
A. 5 cents.
Q. How do you know if a vampire has a sore throat?
A. You can hear him coughin'.
Q. What kind of running means walking
A. Running out of gas.
Q. How do you know when a dumb person has been on the computer?
A. There's white-out all over the screen.
Q. There are 10 cats in a boat. One cat jumped out of the boat. How many cats were left?
A. None, they were all copycats.
Q. What two candies are the smartest?
A. Smarties and Nerds.
Q. What's the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
A. Getting lost.
Q. Where do fish keep their money?
A. In the riverbank.
Q. Why did the bee feel cold?
A. Because it is in the middle of A and C.
Q. Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pit stops during the race?
A. He was asking for directions!
Q. Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
A. He was annoyed with the HOLE business.
Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
Q. What type of queue do dolls like best?
A. A BBQ.
Q. What word, if spelled right is wrong and spelled wrong is right?
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!
Q. Why did the bird go to the restaurant?
A. Because he wanted a tweet!
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