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Q. What is the hardest thing to hold that even the strongest person in the world has difficulty with?
A. Your breath.
Q. I am the beginning of end and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation and I surround every place. What am I?
A. The letter E!
Q. Which nail does a carpenter hate to hit?
A. A thumbnail.
Q. Why was 10 afraid of 9?
A. Because 9 8 7!
Q. What time does a duck wake up?
A. At the QUACK of dawn.
Q. Why did the millionaire refuse to move to Alaska?
A. He didn't want to freeze his assets.
Q. How come my uncle does not brush his hair?
A. Because he is bald.
Q. What kind of flower lives between your mouth and your chin?
Q. What has a ring but no finger?
A. A telephone!
Q. What can you catch but never throw?
A. A cold.
Q. What is brown, has a tail and a head, but no legs?
A. A penny!
Q. What do you call a deer that makes money?
A. A buck!
Q. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
A. To keep an eye on the mouse.
Q. What did the spider do when he went on his computer?
A. He went on his web site!
Q. What garden has the most vegetables?
A. Flash garden!
Q. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).
Q. What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?
Q. What do you call a football team with pigs?
A. Queens Pork Rangers.
Q. What letter is a European bird?
Q. Why did the snake get a detention?
A. Because he was HISSpering!
Q. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the ark with him?
A. None, it was Noah's ark.
Q. Who was the first deer in space?
A. Buck Rogers.
Q. What is coming but never arrives?
Q. Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon?
A. Because it was full.
Q. Why was the horse unable to get into the antelopes' music club?
A. He had no horns!
Q. What is white, black and red all over?
A. An embarrassed penguin.
Q. What do you call a bear with no ears?
Q. Which fish costs the most?
A. A gold fish!
Q. Why did the bird go to the restaurant?
A. Because he wanted a tweet!
Q. Why did the coach go to the bank?
A. To get his quarterback.
Q. What type of house weighs the least?
A. A lighthouse.
Q. What starts with T, ends with T, and is filled with T?
A. A teapot!
Q. What do you get when you mix a German Shepard and a giraffe?
A. A watch dog for the fifteenth floor!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.
Q. What do you call a super hero who has lost his powers?
A. A super-zero.
Q. What kind of car does a cow drive?
A. A CATTLEac.
Q. Why did the turtle cross the street?
A. To get to the Shell station.
Q. Why didn't Noah do much fishing on the ark?
A. He only had two worms!
Q. Why wouldn't the oyster give up her pearl?
A. She was shellfish [selfish].
Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!
Q. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
Q. How is bubble gum similar to a Wookie?
A. It's Chewy.
Q. What does a French cow say?
A. "Moo Lala!"
Q. Where do pirates like to eat?
Q. What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?
A. One is a cat copy, the other is a copy cat.
Q. What does a bird say on Halloween?
A. Twick or tweet!
Q. If you know me you will want to share me, but if you share me I will be gone. What am I?
A. A secret.
Q. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?
A. He had no body to dance with!
Q. What do you get when you cross a magician with a camera?
A. Hocus Focus!
Q. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
A. You Pokemon!
Q. What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
A. "I never sausage a place"
Q. Where do oak trees come from?
Q. What did one coffin say to the other coffin?
A. "Is that you coughin'?"
Q. What does a cow grow on its face?
A. A MOOstache.
Q. Why is the letter T like an island?
A. Because it is in the middle of waTer.
Q. What kind of bats swing upside down?
Q. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A. Bunny toots!
Q. Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!
Q. What did the shark say when he bumped into a whale?
A. "I didn't do it on porpoise!" (purpose)
Q. Why did the fish have no money on him?
A. He left it all at the bank.
Q. Why isn't your nose 12 inches long?
A. Because it would be a foot.
Q. What do eagles do when they coach a sports team?
A. They wing it.
Q. What time do you go to the dentist?
A. Tooth hurty!
Q. What is white when dirty and black when clean?
A. A blackboard.
Q. Think of the person who lives in disguise, who deals in secrets and tells nothing but lies.
Next tell me what's always last to mend the middle of middle and end of the end.
And finally give me the sound often heard during the search for a hard to find word.
Now string them all together and answer me this:
What creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
A. A spider.
Q. Why should you never play hide and seek with mountains?
A. Mountains always peek (peak).
Q. Where do you weigh whales?
A. At the whale-weigh station.
Q. What 10 letter word starts with gas?
A. An A-U-T-O-M-O-B-I-L-E.
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. To get to the MOOvies.
Q. Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
A. To the reTAIL store.
Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.
Q. What is a dog that sneezes?
Q. What did the picture say to the other picture?
A. "How long have you been hanging around here?"
Q. What do mice feel like when they come out of the shower?
A. Squeaky clean!
Q. What starts and ends with an O and has hi in the middle?
Q. What kind of birds always stay together?
Q. Which wolf got lost in the woods?
A. The WHEREwolf.
Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
A. A slug.
Q. What did the calendar say to the other calendar?
A. "You want to go on a date with me?"
Q. What do you call a man in a bush?
Q. Why did the new boy steal a chair from the classroom?
A. Because the teacher told him to take a seat.
Q. What sort of appliance does a monkey use?
A. A gorilla. (A griller)
Q. What do you get when you cross a hammock and a dog?
A. A rocker spaniel.
Q. What's the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
A. Getting lost.
Q. What runs but never walks?
Q. What do you get when you cross a skeleton with a genie?
A. A wish bone!
Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!
Q. Why is the White House spotless?
A. Because it lives in WASHington!
Q. What letter is a vegetable?
Q. How many sides does a circle have?
A. Two, inside and out.
Q. Which is the loudest vowel?
A. The letter I. It is always in the midst of noise
Q. What gets wetter as it dries?
A. A towel!
Q. Why is a snake lucky?
A. Because you can't pull its leg!
Q. What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
A. "Catch up!"
Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A. Poker Face!
Q. How do you communicate with a fish?
A. Drop it a line.
Q. How can you tell which end is the head of a worm?
A. Tickle the middle and see where it laughs!
Q. What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a
four leaf clover?
A. A rash of good luck!
Q. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A. A pouch potato.
Q. What did the cross eyed teacher say to the principal?
A. "I can't control my pupils!"
Q. What did the judge say when the skunk entered the court?
A. "Odor in the court!"
Q. Why did the square and triangle go to the gym?
A. To stay in shape!
Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. Here Comes The Sun!
Q. Why are pirates called pirates?
A. Because they AAARRR!
Q. What is the cat's favorite button on the remote?
Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.
Q. What do you call a door that is cute?
Q. There is a black house, grey house, red house, yellow house, green house and brown house. What colour house does President Obama live in?
A. The White House!
Q. What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?
A. "Dill me in!"
Q. Why is the ice rink so cold?
A. There are a lot of fans there.
Q. If you are running in a race and you just passed the guy in second place what place are you in?
A. You are in second place!
Q. What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and cuts grass?
A. A lawn MEOW-er!
Q. What can you put in a freezer that's hot and will always come out hot?
A. Hot sauce.
Q. Why did the orange wish he was wearing sunscreen?
A. He was starting to peel!
Q. What did the crocodile say to the waiter in the cafe?
A. I want bacon, eggs, and toast and make it SNAPPY!
Q. What can you throw but not catch?
A. A fit!
Q. What do cheerleaders drink?
A. Root beer.
Q. If athletes get athletes foot then what do astronauts get?
Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Q. What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
A. The space bar!
Q. Why he did the book want to work with the police?
A. Because he wanted to work under cover.
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.
Q. What has four eyes but can't see?
Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!
Q. Where does the rifle go?
A. To the Rifle Tower!
Q. Why does a giraffe eat so little?
A. Because they can make a little go a long way.
Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence.
Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.
Q. Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
A. Because the batteries were dead.
Q. What is white with black spots and goes, "Oo, oo, oo"?
A. A cow with no lips.
Q. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A. Pork Chop!
Q. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A. I don't know and I don't care.
Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."
Q. What is a cow's favorite ice cream?
Q. How did Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicle!
Q. How do you know when an Irish person is happy?
A. When they are Dublin over with laughter!
Q. What four letters frighten a thief?
A. O I C U!
Q. How did the teacher knit a suit of armor?
A. She used steel wool!
Q. What has two heads, one tail and six legs?
A. A man on a horse.
Q. What letter of the alphabet has the most water?
A. The letter C!
Q. What did the hat say to the scarf?
A. "You can hang around. I'll just go on a head!"
Q. What do you say in the evening to a soldier in shining armor?
A. Night, night, Knight.
Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A BULL-dozer.
Q. What's the richest kind of air?
Q. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A. A snailor.
Q. What does a triceratops sit on?
A. It's tricera-bottom!
Q. Why is the letter B so cool?
A. Because it is in between A C!
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