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500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

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Q. Where do horses go when they are sick?
A. HORSEpital.

Q. Why isn't your nose 12 inches long?
A. Because it would be a foot.

Q. What is the difference between a worn out runner and a worn out vet?
A. One's dog tired and the other is tired of dogs.

Q. Why do teachers give you homework?
A. Just to annoy you.

Q. What do you call a jacket that is on fire?
A. A blazer!

Q. What did the duck put in its soup?
A. Quackers.

Q. What kind of running means walking
A. Running out of gas.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was getting tired of just standing there!

Q. Why did the phone cross the road?
A. To find his friends the numbers!

Q. Why did the mushroom have so many friends?
A. Because he was a fungi!

Q. If a red house is made out of red brick, and a blue house is made of blue bricks what is a green house made of?
A. Glass.

Q. What part of a fish weighs the most?
A. Its scales.

Q. Where did the boy take his pet pig to?
A. The Ham-usement park!

Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because he had no guts.

Q. As I get older, I become shorter. What am I?
A. A pencil!

Q. Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?
A. Because she had the perfect pitch.

Q. What do you call a bear who forgot his socks?
A. BEARfooted.

Q. Why do cows wear bells?
A. Because their horns don't work!

Q. What cat likes living in water?
A. An octoPUSS!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q. Does France have a fourth of July?
A. Of course they do.

Q. Why did the millionaire refuse to move to Alaska?
A. He didn't want to freeze his assets.

Q. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A. A pouch potato.

Q. What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
A. It gets wet.

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.

Q. What do you call a shark that swallowed a bunch of keys?
A. Lockjaw.

Q. Why didn't the moon finish his meal?
A. It was full.

Q. What did the sea say to the shore?
A. Nothing, it just waved.

Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
A. Rap!

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7 8 9!

Q. Where are the most cows born?
A. COWlifornia.

Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.

Q. What kind of shoes does a spy wear?
A. Sneakers.

Q. Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon?
A. Because it was full.

Q. Why did the man stick his car in the stove?
A. He wanted a hot rod!

Q. What book can you look in to find words that are not true?
A. The fiction-ary!

Q. What did one lion say to another when they saw some hunters in a jeep?
A. "Look, meals on wheels!"

Q. What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
A. "Me ow!"

Q. If you say it you break it. What is it?
A. Silence.

Q. Why was the clock in the cafeteria always slow?
A. Because every lunch it went back four seconds!

Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!

Q. Who in the solar system has the most loose change?
A. The moon, it keeps changing quarters.

Q. What garden has the most vegetables?
A. Flash garden!

Q. Did you hear about the skeleton and his girlfriend?
A. They broke up and he was shattered!

Q. There are two dads and two sons that went fishing. Everyone caught a fish, but only three fish were caught. How is this possible?
A. There was a grandfather, a dad and a son.

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No idea. (No eye deer)

Q. Why did the rancher name his ranch "Peanut Butter"?
A. It was a great spread.

Q. Why did the oak tree have to eat his ice cream in a dish?
A. The pine tree wouldn't give him a cone!

Q. What has two heads and runs faster the longer it stands?
A. An hourglass.

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like?
A. DINOmite!

Q. What way are the letter A and noon alike?
A. Both of them are in the middle of the day.

Q. What did the student say to the math worksheet?
A. I'm not a therapist, solve your own problems!

Q. Why did the students study in the aeroplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.

Q. What has holes and can still hold water?
A. A sponge!

Q. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the baseball game?
A. He wanted to tie up the score!

Q. You're riding on a horse and you realize there's a lion chasing you and a giraffe is in front of you. What do you do?
A. Jump off the merry-go-round!

Q. What has hands but no arms?
A. A clock.

Q. What do you get when you cross a monkey and a pansy?
A. A chimpansy.

Q. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
A. Rock-it.

Q. What starts with a P and ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
A. The Post Office!

Q. What letter of the alphabet has the most water?
A. The letter C!

Q. Why are cooks cruel?
A. Because they whip cream and beat eggs!!

Q. The person who makes it sells it, the person who buys it never uses it, the person who is in it doesn't know it, what is it?
A. A coffin.

Q. Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
A. He was annoyed with the HOLE business.

Q. Why did the goose cross the road?
A. He didn't want to be called a chicken!

Q. What do you get when you cross a star and a gun?
A. A shooting star!

Q. What does a surprised iceberg say?
A. "Goodness Glacius!"

Q. Mary and John were sitting in the family room one night. John was watching TV and Mary was reading a book. All of a sudden the power went out, so John decided to go to bed, but Mary kept on reading without any artificial light. How is this possible?
A. Mary was blind and was reading braile!

Q. Which is the best month for a parade?
A. March.

Q. What is black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
A. Two skunks fighting over a pickle.

Q. Do you know what happens when ducks fly upside down?
A. They quack up!

Q. What seven letters did the robber say when he saw nothing in the safe?
A. "O I C U R M T!"

Q. What has four eyes but can't see?
A. Mississippi.

Q. Why did the young cat get arrested ?
A. For his litter!

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Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)

Q. What disappears when you turn the light on?
A. The dark!

Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
A. Fo'drizzle!

Q. What did the judge say when the skunk entered the court?
A. "Odor in the court!"

Q. What is white with black spots and goes, "Oo, oo, oo"?
A. A cow with no lips.

Q. What is the radius of a pumpkin?
A. Pi.

Q. What is the British Secret Service's best yellow-haired spy?
A. James Blonde!

Q. What did the sick freight elevator say?
A. "I think I'm coming down with something."

Q. What can fill up the the room but takes no space?
A. Light.

Q. What is a parrot's favorite food on the 4th of July?
A. Fire crackers!

Q. Why does Waldo wear stripes?
A. Because he doesn't want to be spotted!

Q. What word, if spelled right is wrong and spelled wrong is right?
A. Wrong!

Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!

Q. Take me out of the box, scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?
A. A match!

Q. What kind of bagel can fly?
A. A plain bagel.

Q. What did the duck say to the clerk?
A. "Put it on my bill."

Q. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A. A buccaneer (A buck an ear)

Q. Which animal is the oldest in the world?
A. The zebra because it's still black and white.

Q. Why does a giraffe eat so little?
A. Because they can make a little go a long way.

Q. What 4 letters scare a thief?
A. O I C U (Oh...I see you.)

Q. What do you call a flying jelly?
A. A jelly copter.

Q. What's the richest kind of air?
A. Billionaire.

Q. Why was the cumputer cold at night?
A. It forgot to close its windows.

Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a camel?
A. A lumpy milkshake!

Q. A man pushes a car to a hotel and realizes he's bankrupt. Why?
A. He's playing Monopoly!

Q. Why do hair dressers always get places faster?
A. Because they know all the short cuts.

Q. What do dogs have that other animal don't have?
A. Puppies.

Q. What's black and white and can climb trees?
A. A panda.

Q. Why did the whale laugh?
A. Because he saw the sea's bottom.

Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.

Q. It is greater than God and more evil than devil. The poor have it. The rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?
A. Nothing!

Q. What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A. A fur ball.

Q. What's the best place to grow flowers in school?
A. In kindergarden.

Q. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?
A. He had no body to dance with!

Q. Which letter of the alphabet has the most people in it?
A. Q (queue).

Q. What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A. The teacher says, "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Choo-choo!"

Q. In what way can the letter A help a deaf lady?
A. It can make her hear.

Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. BOOberry pie!

Q. What did the hat say to the scarf?
A. "You can hang around. I'll just go on a head!"

Q. What do you call an overweight E.T.?
A. Extra Cholesterol!

Q. Why would it be silly to send a letter to Washington?
A. Because he is dead.

Q. What did the baseball say to the cake batter?
A. "Batter up."

Q. What does an orange do when it takes a test?
A. It concentrates!

Q. What runs but never walks?
A. Water.

Q. There are 30 white horses on a red hill. They stomp, chomp and they stop. What are they?
A. Your teeth.

Q. Why did the toilet paper want to roll down the hill?
A. To get to the bottom.

Q. What does a cow do at the theatres?
A. Watch a MOO-vie.

Q. If a rooster laid a white egg and a brown egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
A. None. Roosters don't lay eggs.

Q. Which baseball team do puppies play for?
A. The New York Pets.

Q. Why did the new boy steal a chair from the classroom?
A. Because the teacher told him to take a seat.

Q. What sort of appliance does a monkey use?
A. A gorilla. (A griller)

Q. What did the Ghost Busters have on their hands?
A. Ghost blisters.

Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a hole in one!

Q. If a very small fish married a young dog, what would their baby be called?
A. A guppy puppy.

Q. Why did the leopard refuse to take a bath?
A. It didn't want to come out spotless.

Q. What do eskimos call their cows?
A. Eski-MOOS.

Q. Which one is faster, hot or cold?
A. Hot. You can catch cold!

Q. How do you make a goldfish age?
A. Take away the g in goldfish.

Q. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECK!

Q. What jumps higher than a building?
A. Everything, buildings don't jump.

Q. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A. A snailor.

Q. Why is getting up in the morning like a pig's tail?
A. It's twirly. (Too early)

Q. What letter is a drink?
A. T.

Q. Why did the snake get a detention?
A. Because he was HISSpering!

Q. Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pit stops during the race?
A. He was asking for directions!

Q. Why did the bee get married?
A. Because she found her honey.

Q. What can you put in a barrel that makes it lighter?
A. Holes!

Q. Which letter of the alphabet keeps us waiting?
A. Q. (queue)

Q. What can't you eat at dinner?
A. Breakfast and lunch!

Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!

Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. An injured penguin.

Q. I have 7 children half of them are boys, what is the other half?
A. They were all boys.

Q. How do you cure a headache?
A. Put your head through the window and the pane will go!

Q. Why didn't the Joker cross the road?
A. Batman was on the other side.

Q. What movie tells the tale of a pizza maker bitten by an arachnid?
A. Spi-dough Man.

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