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500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

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Q. What loses its head every day and gets it back every night?
A. A pillow.

Q. What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
A. "You can count on me!"

Q. What should you do when you see a green alien?
A. Wait until it's ripe!

Q. What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
A. A runny bunny.

Q. What do you call a person with a tree for a briefcase?
A. A branch manager.

Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Are you my mommy?"

Q. A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed for 3 days and left on Friday. How did he do it?
A. His horse's name was Friday.

Q. Why was 10 afraid of 9?
A. Because 9 8 7!

Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!

Q. What book can you look in to find words that are not true?
A. The fiction-ary!

Q. Why did Batman cross his legs?
A. He had to go to the BATroom!

Q. What four letters frighten a thief?
A. O I C U!

Q. How do you make a Kleenex dance?
A. You put a little boogie in it!

Q. How do you throw a tent?
A. You pitch it!

Q. What do you call a football team with pigs?
A. Queens Pork Rangers.

Q. Where do oak trees come from?
A. OAKlahoma.

Q. What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Q. Why did the orange get stuck up the on the mountain?
A. Because he ran out of juice.

Q. Why did the teacher draw on the window?
A. Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!

Q. What do you call a frog that parks in a tow away zone?
A. A TOAD away zone.

Q. What kind of car does a cow drive?
A. A CATTLEac.

Q. What did the magazine say to the pencil?
A. "You are looking very sharp today."

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?

Q. What is black, white and red all over?
A. An embarassed zebra!

Q. When does 10 + 3 = 1?
A. On the clock.

Q. Which is the most dangerous city?
A. ElectriCITY!

Q. What has two heads, one tail and six legs?
A. A man on a horse.

Q. Why was the ghost on the cheerleading squad?
A. It wanted to add a little team spirit.

Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. A zebra with the chicken pox.

Q. Why did the cow go to Hollywood?
A. She wanted to be a movie star.

Q. What do you call an Italian cow that likes coffee?
A. De-calf.

Q. What makes songs but never sings?
A. Notes.

Q. What call for help, when written in capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?
A. SOS.

Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.

Q. What comes down but never goes up?
A. Rain.

Q. Why did the hot dog wear a sweater?
A. Because it was a chili dog!

Q. What did the banana say to the judge?
A. "I'm sure to win this case on a-peel!"

Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!

Q. Why didn't the lobster share his plankton with his dad?
A. Because he was a little shellfish!

Q. Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
A. Because Noah sat on the deck!

Q. What do cows like to put on their sandwiches?
A. MOOstard!

Q. What does the lion say to his friends before a hunt?
A. "Let us prey."

Q. I am a rock group that has four members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assassinated. What group am I?
A. Mount Rushmore! Get it, rock group?

Q. What's yesterday's tomorrow?
A. Today!

Q. What gate can't you enter?
A. Colgate!

Q. What's the difference between a dirty dime and a clean nickel?
A. 5 cents.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because he was tired of living beside KFC!

Q. What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A. A fur ball.

Q. Why was the elephant afraid of the computer store?
A. Because they sold the world's best mice.

Q. What did the cow say to the other cow?
A. "MOOve over!"

Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because he had no guts.

Q. What do miners put on their face at night?
A. Coal cream.

Q. There is a horse tied to a rope five yards long. Ten yards away there is hay. The horse is eating the hay, how did he get there?
A. The rope isn't tied to anything.

Q. What way do the cows like to go?
A. The milky way!

Q. What did one coffin say to the other coffin?
A. "Is that you coughin'?"

Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)

Q. Why did the crab cross the road?
A. To get to the other the tide.

Q. What did Shakespeare say to the pencil?
A. "Write on!"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.

Q. What comes twice in a week, never in a month and once in a year?
A. The letter E.

Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a camel?
A. A lumpy milkshake!

Q. What did the Ghost Busters have on their hands?
A. Ghost blisters.

Q. What do you call a kangaroo that sneezes alot?
A. A kanga-choo.

Q. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A. A dog a sore!

Q. Why did the girl bring a ruler to bed with her?
A. She wanted to see how long she slept.

Q. What goes through towns and hills but never moves?
A. Roads.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird, a car, and a dog?
A. A flying carpet.

Q. What fish will a greedy fisher catch?
A. Selfish!

Q. Where do you send a soldier with a toothache?
A. To the drill sergeant!

Q. How do you catch a rabbit?
A. Make a noise like a carrot.

Q. I am found on land and in the sea but I don't walk or swim. I travel by foot but I'm toeless. No matter where I go I'm never far from home. Who am I?
A. A snail.

Q. What do polar bears like to snack on?
A. Eskimo thighs.

Q. Why don't farmers sew?
A. Because their needle is in a haystack.

Q. What do you call a dark colored horse that really scares you?
A. A nightMARE!

Q. Which mountain has never been climbed?
A. Mountain Dew!

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Q. What disappears when you turn the light on?
A. The dark!

Q. What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and cuts grass?
A. A lawn MEOW-er!

Q. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A. Doyouthinkhesarus?

Q. Who in the solar system has the most loose change?
A. The moon, it keeps changing quarters.

Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. Because he felt crummy.

Q. Why do sharks live in salty water?
A. Because pepper makes them sneeze.

Q. If you have three 7 foot long ropes, how many feet do you have?
A. You have two feet!

Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.

Q. What did the paper cowboy say to the pencil cowboy?
A. "Draw."

Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.

Q. Why did the policeman stay in bed?
A. Because he was an undercover cop.

Q. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the ark with him?
A. None, it was Noah's ark.

Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!

Q. How do you keep someone in suspense?
A. I'll tell you tomorrow.

Q. Why did Tigger look in the bathroom?
A. To find Pooh!

Q. Why were the police suspicious of the window drapes?
A. They were shady.

Q. How many sides does a circle have?
A. Two, inside and out.

Q. In a green house lives a green man and in the pink house lives a pink man. Who lives in the white house?
A. The president.

Q. What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat?
A. The Milky Baa-r kid.

Q. Which wolf got lost in the woods?
A. The WHEREwolf.

Q. I am the beginning of end and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation and I surround every place. What am I?
A. The letter E!

Q. What do ducks use for math?
A. A QUACK-ulator !

Q. What do eskimos call their cows?
A. Eski-MOOS.

Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?
A. An egg.

Q. Why don't ducks tell jokes when they are flying?
A. Because they just might quack up.

Q. What can fill up the the room but takes no space?
A. Light.

Q. What smells like red paint but is blue?
A. Blue paint.

Q. What does an eagle use to write with?
A. A bald point pen!

Q. Tall in the morning, short at noon, gone at night but I'll be back soon. What am I?
A. A shadow!

Q. Which nail does a carpenter hate to hit?
A. A thumbnail.

Q. Why don't penguins live in Britain?
A. Because they're scared of Wales!

Q. What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?
A. One is a cat copy, the other is a copy cat.

Q. Why did the cow pack his bags?
A. Because he was MOOving!

Q. Which month has 28 days?
A. All of them, of course!

Q. What do you call an angry polar bear?
A. Nothing, just run.

Q. What is a dog that sneezes?
A. Achoowawa!

Q. What happens when an Egyptian prince's daddy dies?
A. His daddy becomes a mummy.

Q. What is a snake's favourite subject?
A. HISStory!

Q. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
A. "Thank you, I will never part with it."

Q. What did one leaf say to the other?
A. "See you next fall!!"

Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!

Q. What has four legs, stands and is helpful to people?
A. A table!

Q. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A. Open TOAD sandals.

Q. What type of queue do dolls like best?
A. A BBQ.

Q. Why is England the wettest country?
A. Because the queen has reigned there for years!

Q. Why didn't the Dallas Cowboys want to beat the Denver Broncos in a game?
A. Because they needed a ride home!

Q. What has four wheels and flies?
A. Garbage truck!

Q. Why did the apple cuddle the orange?
A. Juice because he wanted a squeeze!

Q. What did the judge say when the skunk entered the court?
A. "Odor in the court!"

Q. What did the traffic light say to the car?
A. "Don't look. I'm changing!"

Q. What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
A. "Catch up!"

Q. How many letters are in envelope?
A. One.

Q. What do frogs drink?
A. Croak-a-cola.

Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a tiger?
A. I don't know but you better behave in its class!

Q. What is a mouth that won't shut up?
A. A blabber mouth.

Q. What do you do with dead elements?
A. Barium!

Q. You're riding on a horse and you realize there's a lion chasing you and a giraffe is in front of you. What do you do?
A. Jump off the merry-go-round!

Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. BOOberry pie!

Q. Why didn't the squirrel cross the telephone wire?
A. Because the line was busy.

Q. What do you call a person who studies happy parrots?
A. A jollypollyoligist!

Q. What is a cow's favourite drink?
A. MOO Juice.

Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
A. Rap!

Q. What vegetables can't you take on a boat?
A. Leeks!

Q. What happened to the shark when he ate too many keys?
A. He turned into the Lock-ness monster.

Q. What does a French cow say?
A. "Moo Lala!"

Q. Why are pirates called pirates?
A. Because they AAARRR!

Q. Why did the banana factory shut down?
A. Because they chucked out all the bent ones!

Q. What do you call a shark that swallowed a bunch of keys?
A. Lockjaw.

Q. Why wouldn't the oyster give up her pearl?
A. She was shellfish [selfish].

Q. As I get older, I become shorter. What am I?
A. A pencil!

Q. What has 3 feet but cannot walk?
A. A yardstick!

Q. What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
A. Glass flippers.

Q. Why was the dog sitting next to the fire?
A. He was a hotdog!

Q. What do you call a dentist in the army?
A. A drill sergeant.

Q. If athletes get athletes foot then what do astronauts get?
A. Missle-toe.

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