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Q. What do you call a bear who forgot his socks?
Q. What did the big hand on the clock say to the little hand?
A. "Hour you today?"
Q. What did one lion say to another when they saw some hunters in a jeep?
A. "Look, meals on wheels!"
Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!
Q. Where does a penguin go to visit his aunt?
Q. What game do tornados play?
Q. What sort of animal is a slug?
A. A snail with housing problems!
Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!
Q. What are the strongest days of the week?
A. Saturday and Sunday because all the rest are WEAK days!
Q. What did the pitcher say when eggs, bacon and pancakes were playing baseball?
A. "Butter up."
Q. How do you start a teddy bear race?
A. Ready, teddy, go!
Q. Do you want to hear a construction joke?
A. Sorry I'm still working on it!
Q. If the red house is in the left and the blue house is on the right, where is the white house ?
A. Washington DC.
Q. Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
A. Because Noah sat on the deck!
Q. What's bigger when it's upside down?
A. A 6!
Q. There was no moon and a black car with no headlights was driving on a black road. On the black road there was a black dog. The car avoided the dog. How is this possible?
A. It was daytime.
Q. What do you do when you see a spaceman?
A. Park in it!
Q. Why is there no air in space?
A. Because the Milky Way would go bad.
Q. What money do dogs and cats have?
A. Kitty cash and doggy dollars.
Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. If he flew over a bay he'd be called a bagel!
Q. A women shot her husband, put him under water for 5 minutes, and then hung him. Later, they went out to dinner. How did he survive, and then go out to dinner?
A. She was a photographer!
Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.
Q. What did the dragon say after laying 50 eggs?
A. "I'm EGGShausted!"
Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion.
Q. What starts with a P and ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
A. The Post Office!
Q. What did the dressing say to the refrigerator?
A. "Shut the door I am dressing!"
Q. Why did the tightrope walker visit the bank?
A. He wanted to get his balance!
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. Where do you weigh whales?
A. At the whale-weigh station.
Q. How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat of your car?
A. Have him sit in front with you.
Q. What's brown and blue and swings through the jungle?
A. A monkey wearing a denim jacket!
Q. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Q. Why did the boy lock himself in the fridge?
A. To make himself look cooler.
Q. What's better than 24?
Q. What sickness can fly?
A. The flu!
Q. What do you need if you see a kangaroo 20 miles away?
A. I don't know, but you sure don't need glasses.
Q. There are 2 cats, one is French and the other English. The French cat's name was Un Deux Trois and the English cat's name was One Two Three. Both cats think they're better than the other. To determine this they have a swimming contest. Which cat wins and why?
A. The English cat, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq! (Un Deux Trois cat sank)
Q. What's black and white and can climb trees?
A. A panda.
Q. What bow can't be tied?
A. A rainbow.
Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A. "You look flushed."
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because he was tired of living beside KFC!
Q. What did the crocodile say to the waiter in the cafe?
A. I want bacon, eggs, and toast and make it SNAPPY!
Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.
Q. Did you hear about the kidnapping?
A. He finally woke up!
Q. What kind of chickens lay golden eggs?
A. Golden Chicks!
Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!
Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"
Q. What has no lid, key, or hinge yet golden treasure is hid inside?
A. An egg!
Q. What did the tornado ask the car?
A. "Wanna go for a spin?"
Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Q. What is in and out, big and small, short and tall, up and down, and all around?
A. Life and time.
Q. Why did the fish have no money on him?
A. He left it all at the bank.
Q. Why do hair dressers always get places faster?
A. Because they know all the short cuts.
Q. How do you make a milk shake?
A. Give it a good scare!
Q. Who was the straightest man in the Bible?
A. Joseph, Pharoah made a ruler out of him.
Q. What kind of animals do clocks have?
Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. Because he felt crummy.
Q. Why did the bank robber take a bath?
A. So he could make a clean getaway.
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. Here Comes The Sun!
Q. Where can you find a 3 foot ruler?
A. At a yard sale.
Q. What did the glue say to the teacher?
A. "I'm stuck on you."
Q. What can you put in a freezer that's hot and will always come out hot?
A. Hot sauce.
Q. What was Mr. Cow and Mrs. Cow's favorite time together?
A. When they went on their honeyMOOn.
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A. Jurassic Pork.
Q. If you're on a plane and one of the engines breaks, how far will the other one take you?
A. All the way to the scene of the crash.
Q. What do you call a cat that eats lemons?
A. A sourpuss.
Q. Why is the letter B so cool?
A. Because it is in between A C!
Q. If I did this equation, 23x45+27x99= What answer would I get?
A. A very big number!
Q. Why did the apple cuddle the orange?
A. Juice because he wanted a squeeze!
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. How do you make a Kleenex dance?
A. You put a little boogie in it!
Q. When is the best time to buy budgies?
A. When they're going cheap.
Q. There was a train with passengers inside. Suddenly the train crashed, where would the survivors be buried?
A. No where, they are the survivors!
Q. Why is U the happiest letter?
A. Because it is in the middle of fun
Q. What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Q. What do you call a person who operates an armored car?
A. A safe driver.
Q. Why was Cinderella thrown off the football team?
A. Because she ran away from the ball!
Q. How is bubble gum similar to a Wookie?
A. It's Chewy.
Q. Why couldn't the bike stand up on it's own?
A. Because it was two-tired!
Q. Why was the ghost on the cheerleading squad?
A. It wanted to add a little team spirit.
Q. What word, if spelled right is wrong and spelled wrong is right?
Q. What can you call a math teacher?
A. A ruler.
Q. What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
A. "Catch up!"
Q. What did the student say to the math worksheet?
A. I'm not a therapist, solve your own problems!
Q. What happened to the frog's car when it got stuck?
A. It had to get TOAD away.
Q. What gets wetter as it dries?
A. A towel!
Q. What is green and hangs off trees?
A. Giraffe snot.
Q. What do you use to fix a torn daisy?
A. A flower patch.
Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!
Q. What letter is looking for causes?
Q. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A. A snailor.
Q. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
Q. What do you give a frog at a hospital?
A. A HOPeration!
Q. What always runs, never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but doesn't sleep, has a mouth but never eats?
A. A river!
Q. Why didn't the Dallas Cowboys want to beat the Denver Broncos in a game?
A. Because they needed a ride home!
Q. What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
Q. What day has day in it but isn't Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, or Saturday?
Q. What language does a billboard speak?
A. Sign language.
Q. What rolls and jumps but never walks?
A. A soccer ball!
Q. What do you call a giant with carrots in his ears?
A. Anything you want, he can't hear you!
Q. Which baseball team do puppies play for?
A. The New York Pets.
Q. Why is baseball the safest sport?
A. Because on the field, it has a warning track.
Q. What is a cow's favorite ice cream?
Q. What did the vampire bring to the baseball field?
A. His bats!
Q. What do people have in common with a math book?
A. We've all got a lot of problems!
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mouse.
Q. Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
A. To get to the pot of gold.
Q. What do you call a person with a tree for a briefcase?
A. A branch manager.
Q. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew!
Q. Why are rivers so rich?
A. Because they have 2 banks.
Q. What do you call a grandfather clock?
A. An old timer!
Q. What kind of bagel can fly?
A. A plain bagel.
Q. What do fish take to stay alive?
A. Vitamin sea.
Q. What does an injured lemon need?
A. Lemon Aid!
Q. Why was the girl staring at the juice box?
A. Because it said: "Concentrate."
Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.
Q. I have two coins in my pocket and they equal 15 cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are the coins in my pocket?
A. A nickel and a dime, I said only one of them is not a nickel.
Q. Where does the rifle go?
A. To the Rifle Tower!
Q. What did the judge say when the skunk got off the stage?
A. "You stink!"
Q. Why don't football players get hot?
A. Because of all their fans!
Q. How did Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicle!
Q. What does Frankenstein's wife wear on her face to keep it smooth?
Q. What did the cannibal say after he ate a clown?
A. "That tasted funny!"
Q. Why did the skeleton flunk out?
A. His heart was not in it!
Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.
Q. When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
A. When it is read!
Q. Why did the rope go to the doctor?
A. It had a knot in its stomach.
Q. What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?
A. "Dill me in!"
Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!
Q. What's a monster's favourite game?
A. Swallow the Leader!
Q. What kind of bus crossed the ocean?
A. Christopher ColumBUS!
Q. What card game do artists like to play?
A. Draw poker.
Q. Which is the loudest vowel?
A. The letter I. It is always in the midst of noise
Q. What's the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
A. Getting lost.
Q. Why can't you play hide-and-seek with mountains?
A. Because they PEAK!
Q. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
A. One is really heavy. The other is a little lighter.
Q. What do you call a deer that makes money?
A. A buck!
Q. Where do you learn to make ice cream?
A. At Sundae School!
Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!
Q. Take me out of the box, scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?
A. A match!
Q. What is green, small and round and goes up and down?
A. A pea in a lift.
Q. What does a cow do at the theatres?
A. Watch a MOO-vie.
Q. What did the duck put in its soup?
Q. What is the capital of Greece?
Q. What bird can write?
Q. Who does Frankenstein invite to his party?
A. Anyone he can gobble up!
Q. What did the happy slice of cheese say to the sad slice of cheese?
A. "Aw, it will be okay! Everything is GOUDA!"
Q. What fish can help you build a house?
A. A hammerhead shark.
Q. Why did the coach go to the bank?
A. To get his quarterback.
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