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500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

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Q. Why did the cow do jumping jacks?
A. Because he wanted a milkshake!

Q. What do you call a dog who wins a race?
A. A weiner.

Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. CELL phones.

Q. What kind of bug goes Zzub Zzub?
A. A bumble bee flying backward!

Q. What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?
A. The number nine.

Q. A skunk, a frog and a duck wanted to go to the movies. The movies cost a dollar, which animal got to go?
A. The frog because it was the only one with a greenback.

Q. Where do you send a soldier with a toothache?
A. To the drill sergeant!

Q. What country has the most church bells?
A. BELLgium!

Q. What is the laziest mountain in the world?
A. Mount Ever-rest!

Q. There is a horse tied to a rope five yards long. Ten yards away there is hay. The horse is eating the hay, how did he get there?
A. The rope isn't tied to anything.

Q. What is a snowman's favorite food?
A. Ice Krispy treats.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.

Q. Sam, Lula, Mike, and Kayla all live in a house. Mike and Kayla went out to the movies and when they got back Lula was on the floor dead in a pile of broken glass and water. Sam was on the couch sleeping and didn't know what happened. How did Lula die?
A. Sam is a dog and Lula is a fish. Sam pushed over the fish bowl.

Q. What do they serve for lunch at karate camp?
A. Kung Food!

Q. What do you call a person who operates an armored car?
A. A safe driver.

Q. As I get older, I become shorter. What am I?
A. A pencil!

Q. What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and cuts grass?
A. A lawn MEOW-er!

Q. What starts and ends with an O and has hi in the middle?
A. Ohio!

Q. What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
A. "We make a good match!"

Q. Why did the baby chick cross the road?
A. It was take-your-child-to-work day.

Q. What goes around and around but never gets dizzy?
A. Earth.

Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
A. Fo'drizzle!

Q. What do you call a bunny with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny.

Q. Why do you never ask a dinosaur to read you a story?
A. Because their tales are so long.

Q. Why can't a leopard hide?
A. Because he's always spotted!

Q. What four letters frighten a thief?
A. O I C U!

Q. Why did the crab cross the road?
A. To get to the other the tide.

Q. What can you call a math teacher?
A. A ruler.

Q. What has no lid, key, or hinge yet golden treasure is hid inside?
A. An egg!

Q. In what way can the letter A help a deaf lady?
A. It can make her hear.

Q. Who in the solar system has the most loose change?
A. The moon, it keeps changing quarters.

Q. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q. How can you tell which end is the head of a worm?
A. Tickle the middle and see where it laughs!

Q. What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters?
A. Alphabet.

Q. Why did the man stick his car in the stove?
A. He wanted a hot rod!

Q. What is black and white and when you kick it it flies?
A. A soccer ball!

Q. What do you call an Italian cow that likes coffee?
A. De-calf.

Q. Why are fish smart?
A. Because they travel in schools.

Q. What did the traffic light say to the car?
A. "Don't look. I'm changing!"

Q. What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like?
A. DINOmite!

Q. What does an injured lemon need?
A. Lemon Aid!

Q. What do you call an angry polar bear?
A. Nothing, just run.

Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!

Q. Which building has the most stories?
A. Library!

Q. What's big, grey and has red spots?
A. An elephant with chicken pox!

Q. If you have three 7 foot long ropes, how many feet do you have?
A. You have two feet!

Q. What does the pink panther do with his camera?
A. He takes PINKtures!

Q. What disappears when you turn the light on?
A. The dark!

Q. What did Cinderella say to the photographer?
A. "Someday my prints will come!"

Q. What does a hamburger name his daughter?
A. Patty.

Q. There is a black house, grey house, red house, yellow house, green house and brown house. What colour house does President Obama live in?
A. The White House!

Q. What kind of car does a cow drive?
A. A CATTLEac.

Q. Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?
A. A sock hop.

Q. What's the best thing about elevator jokes?
A. They work on so many levels.

Q. What disappears when you stand up?
A. Your lap!

Q. What jumps higher than a building?
A. Everything, buildings don't jump.

Q. Why is the letter T like an island?
A. Because it is in the middle of waTer.

Q. What do you get when you put jeans in the microwave?
A. Four hotpockets.

Q. Who do you call when you break your toe?
A. The toe truck!

Q. What did the red sock say to the white sock?
A. "Let's play ball."

Q. What did the bread say to the man?
A. Nothing, bread can't talk.

Q. What has hands but no arms?
A. A clock.

Q. Where do fish keep their money?
A. In the riverbank.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall?
A. "I'll meet you at the corner."

Q. What is the best way to see a flying saucer?
A. Trip a waiter.

Q. What is the end of everything?
A. The letter G.

Q. What relatives are dependent on U?
A. Aunt, uncle, cousin. They all need U.

Q. Where did the cow go on a holiday?
A. MOO York.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.

Q. If a very small fish married a young dog, what would their baby be called?
A. A guppy puppy.

Q. What did the hat say to the scarf?
A. "You can hang around. I'll just go on a head!"

Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!

Q. What happens if you call 611 for the police?
A. The police car comes to you upside down!

Q. Mary was shot in the head. She managed to avoid being hospitalized and she's as healthy as can be. How can this be?
A. She had a modeling audition. So, they took her head shots.

Q. What has four eyes but can't see?
A. Mississippi.

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Q. Where does the word done come before start?
A. In the dictionary!

Q. What do you get if you cross a cow with a smurf?
A. Blue cheese!

Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.

Q. What kind of bird uses ink to write?
A. A PEN-guin!

Q. What do frogs drink?
A. Croak-a-cola.

Q. What question can a person ask all day long, getting a different answer each time, yet all the answers are correct?
A. What time is it?

Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.

Q. Where do you weigh whales?
A. At the whale-weigh station.

Q. What kind of bagel can fly?
A. A plain bagel.

Q. What bow can't be tied?
A. A rainbow.

Q. Why can't you take a test in the zoo?
A. There are too many cheetahs!

Q. What does a tree drink?
A. Root beer!

Q. There was a train with passengers inside. Suddenly the train crashed, where would the survivors be buried?
A. No where, they are the survivors!

Q. Why did the Advil go to jail?
A. Because it was a pain killer.

Q. What did the tornado ask the car?
A. "Wanna go for a spin?"

Q. What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
A. "You can count on me!"

Q. When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
A. When it is read!

Q. Why did the bird go to the restaurant?
A. Because he wanted a tweet!

Q. Where did the boy take his pet pig to?
A. The Ham-usement park!

Q. Why did the rope go to the doctor?
A. It had a knot in its stomach.

Q. Where do pencils come from?
A. Pennsylvania.

Q. Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to see his flat mate!

Q. How is bubble gum similar to a Wookie?
A. It's Chewy.

Q. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A. A clock.

Q. What do you call a jacket that is on fire?
A. A blazer!

Q. What did the sea say to the shore?
A. Nothing, it just waved.

Q. What call for help, when written in capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?
A. SOS.

Q. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECK!

Q. What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
A. The space bar!

Q. Where do famous dragons go after they retire?
A. The hall of flame!

Q. What day has day in it but isn't Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, or Saturday?
A. Today!

Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
A. Homeless.

Q. What happened to the shark when he ate too many keys?
A. He turned into the Lock-ness monster.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was getting tired of just standing there!

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!

Q. Where does a 600 pound gorilla sit?
A. Anywhere he wants!

Q. What do you call a deaf dinosaur?
A. Anything you like, he can't hear you!

Q. What do you do when you see a spaceman?
A. Park in it!

Q. What has a thousand legs, a long neck but no head?
A. A broom.

Q. When is the best time to buy budgies?
A. When they're going cheap.

Q. Why didn't Batman and Robin go fishing?
A. Because Robin ate all the the worms.

Q. If I did this equation, 23x45+27x99= What answer would I get?
A. A very big number!

Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.

Q. Why didn't Noah do much fishing on the ark?
A. He only had two worms!

Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!

Q. What do cows like to put on their sandwiches?
A. MOOstard!

Q. What is white when dirty and black when clean?
A. A blackboard.

Q. What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A. A milkshake!

Q. What 4 letters scare a thief?
A. O I C U (Oh...I see you.)

Q. What kind of bats swing upside down?
A. AcroBATS!

Q. What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A. A head banger.

Q. Why is the ocean always grumpy?
A. You'd be grumpy too if you had crabs on your bottom!

Q. What does Dracula say when he doesn't have good news?
A. "I have BAT news, everyone!"

Q. Why did the camper bring a baseball player to camp?
A. To pitch the tent.

Q. Why did the picture go to jail?
A. He got framed.

Q. What lies in a pram and wobbles?
A. A jelly baby!

Q. What does the lion say to his friends before a hunt?
A. "Let us prey."

Q. What did the bully have for lunch?
A. He had a knuckle sandwich!

Q. Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
A. To find Pluto.

Q. What is green and sings?
A. Elvis Parsley.

Q. Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A. Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!

Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.

Q. What can you throw but not catch?
A. A fit!

Q. If you are running in a race and you just passed the guy in second place what place are you in?
A. You are in second place!

Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!

Q. What do you call two bananas?
A. A pair of slippers!

Q. What is a volcano?
A. A mountain with hiccups!

Q. What does an eagle use to write with?
A. A bald point pen!

Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!

Q. What do you call a dead person in the closet?
A. The 1966 hide-and-go-seek champion.

Q. Why don't ducks get letters?
A. Because they already have bills!

Q. Why should you never shower with a pokemon?
A. Because they Pikachu (peek at you).

Q. What kind of chickens lay golden eggs?
A. Golden Chicks!

Q. What dog loves to take a shower?
A. A shamPOODLE.

Q. How many letters are in the alphabet?
A. 11, T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

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