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500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

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Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal?
A. Bone appetite!

Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
A. Noise!

Q. What do you call a football player whose helmet is too tight?
A. Call him anthing you want, he can't hear you!

Q. What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?
A. "Dill me in!"

Q. Why was the crab arrested?
A. For pinching!

Q. Where do trees store their valuables?
A. In their trunk!

Q. Why is U the happiest letter?
A. Because it is in the middle of fun

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!

Q. What do you say in the evening to a soldier in shining armor?
A. Night, night, Knight.

Q. Did you hear about the kidnapping?
A. He finally woke up!

Q. Which state has the smallest soft drinks?
A. Mini-Soda!

Q. Why did the gum cross the road?
A. It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Q. What did one leaf say to the other?
A. "See you next fall!!"

Q. How do you make cool music?
A. Put your CD's in the fridge.

Q. Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pit stops during the race?
A. He was asking for directions!

Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!

Q. What happens when you throw a purple rock into a yellow stream?
A. It makes a splash.

Q. What begins and ends with e but only has one letter?
A. An envelope.

Q. How do you get 6 donkeys into a fire engine?
A. Two in the front, two in the back and two on the top going, "He-haw, he-haw!"

Q. What street does a vampire live on?
A. A dead end!

Q. Why did the dalmation go to the eye doctor?
A. Because he kept seeing spots.

Q. Why did the mattress go the doctor?
A. It had spring fever.

Q. Why did the baby chick cross the road?
A. It was take-your-child-to-work day.

Q. What is the quickest way to double your money?
A. Fold it in half!

Q. The more you take of these, the more you leave behind. What are they?
A. Footsteps!

Q. What do you call a bell that can do gymnastics?
A. A flexi-bell.

Q. What is a crate's favorite sport?
A. Boxing!

Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. Because he felt crummy.

Q. Where do famous dragons go after they retire?
A. The hall of flame!

Q. What kind of murderer has fibre?
A. A cereal killer.

Q. What's the best thing about elevator jokes?
A. They work on so many levels.

Q. Why did the cow want some cheese?
A. Because it's MOOlicious!

Q. What has a thousand legs, a long neck but no head?
A. A broom.

Q. What did the candle say to the other candle?
A. "Are you going out tonight?"

Q. What do you call a dog who wins a race?
A. A weiner.

Q. What do you call a bear who forgot his socks?
A. BEARfooted.

Q. What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
A. Jellyfish.

Q. What is black, white and red?
A. A panda with a rash!

Q. What did the traffic light say to the car?
A. "Don't look. I'm changing!"

Q. What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
A. ANT-ique.

Q. What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
A. "We make a good match!"

Q. Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A. Better not tell you, it might spread!

Q. Why don't ducks tell jokes when they are flying?
A. Because they just might quack up.

Q. Why was the math book unhappy?
A. Because he had too many problems!

Q. What kind of bird uses ink to write?
A. A PEN-guin!

Q. Why did the cookie cry?
A. Because his mother was a wafer too long!

Q. Why did the square and triangle go to the gym?
A. To stay in shape!

Q. How do you make a goldfish age?
A. Take away the g in goldfish.

Q. What is a porcupine's favourite game?
A. Poker.

Q. Why was the pencil crying?
A. Because he was POINTLESS!

Q. There are 2 cats, one is French and the other English. The French cat's name was Un Deux Trois and the English cat's name was One Two Three. Both cats think they're better than the other. To determine this they have a swimming contest. Which cat wins and why?
A. The English cat, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq! (Un Deux Trois cat sank)

Q. Why did the star go to the bathroom?
A. It had to twinkle!

Q. What is a parrot's favorite food on the 4th of July?
A. Fire crackers!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the possums how it's done.

Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!

Q. Why didn't the moon finish his meal?
A. It was full.

Q. What has four wheels and flies?
A. Garbage truck!

Q. How do you make a swordfish like the library?
A. Take away the S in its name!

Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
A. Pi!

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes!

Q. What did the elephant say to her son when he was naughty?
A. "Tusk tusk!"

Q. What money do dogs and cats have?
A. Kitty cash and doggy dollars.

Q. Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
A. To the reTAIL store.

Q. Which letter of the alphabet has the most people in it?
A. Q (queue).

Q. What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
A. The space bar!

Q. Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?
A. Times Square.

Q. What starts with a P and ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
A. The Post Office!

Q. What's the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
A. Getting lost.

Q. What do cows like to put on their sandwiches?
A. MOOstard!

Q. What devours everything and everything devours it?
A. Time.

Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
A. A slug.

Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"

Q. As I get older, I become shorter. What am I?
A. A pencil!

Q. What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A. A milkshake!

Q. What can run, play and move around yet it cannot breath?
A. A CD or DVD!

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Q. How did the man build up his flea collar business?
A. He started from scratch.

Q. What does a wolf say on Halloween?
A. "Happy HOWLoween!"

Q. How do you know when a dumb person has been on the computer?
A. There's white-out all over the screen.

Q. Why couldn't the shipmates play cards?
A. The captain was sitting on the deck!

Q. There was a train with passengers inside. Suddenly the train crashed, where would the survivors be buried?
A. No where, they are the survivors!

Q. What makes songs but never sings?
A. Notes.

Q. You're stuck in a cement box, all you have is a mirror and a table, how do you get out?
A. You take the mirror, you see what you saw, grab the saw, cut the table in half, one half plus one half equals one whole, you take the hole put it in the wall and walk out.

Q. What can you call a math teacher?
A. A ruler.

Q. What colour is a burp?
A. BURPle!

Q. What do you call a grandfather clock?
A. An old timer!

Q. What animal should you not play cards with?
A. A Cheetah!

Q. How do you make a sausage roll?
A. Push it down the hill!

Q. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A. Doyouthinkhesarus?

Q. What tools do you need for math?
A. MultiPLIERS.

Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.

Q. What do dogs and trees have in common?
A. Bark.

Q. Why didn't the squirrel cross the telephone wire?
A. Because the line was busy.

Q. Why did the pencil cross the road first?
A. He was the LEADer!

Q. Why is there no air in space?
A. Because the Milky Way would go bad.

Q. Why didn't the lifegaurd save the hippie?
A. Because he was too far out, man.

Q. What did Shakespeare say to the pencil?
A. "Write on!"

Q. What does a phone eat?
A. Minutes.

Q. What did the pig put on his rash?
A. OINKment!

Q. What happened to the wind?
A. It blew away!

Q. You're riding on a horse and you realize there's a lion chasing you and a giraffe is in front of you. What do you do?
A. Jump off the merry-go-round!

Q. Did you hear about the man who got his left arm cut off?
A. He's all right now.

Q. What has no lid, key, or hinge yet golden treasure is hid inside?
A. An egg!

Q. What language does a billboard speak?
A. Sign language.

Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!

Q. What is a dentist's favourite game?
A. Tooth or Dare!

Q. What runs but never walks?
A. Water.

Q. What do you call a square that's been in an accident?
A. A WRECKtangle.

Q. Why did the Advil go to jail?
A. Because it was a pain killer.

Q. What has two back bones and 1000 ribs?
A. A railroad.

Q. What does the pink panther do with his camera?
A. He takes PINKtures!

Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.

Q. What are the strongest days of the week?
A. Saturday and Sunday because all the rest are WEAK days!

Q. How many letters are in the alphabet?
A. 11, T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Q. What way are the letter A and noon alike?
A. Both of them are in the middle of the day.

Q. What's the richest kind of air?
A. Billionaire.

Q. What did the vampire say to his wife?
A. "Your neck looks slimmer."

Q. What did the sweaty octopus spend all his money on?
A. Underarm deodrant.

Q. Why does Waldo wear stripes?
A. Because he doesn't want to be spotted!

Q. Why did the monkey cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired.

Q. Why did Daniel go to the top of the school?
A. Because he wanted to go to high school.

Q. What did the tree say to the light bulb?
A. "Hey! Just had a bright idea!"

Q. What is a snowman's favorite food?
A. Ice Krispy treats.

Q. What is a TV's favorite thing to do at the the beach?
A. Channel surf.

Q. Why are rivers so rich?
A. Because they have 2 banks.

Q. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
A. Lost.

Q. Where do pirates like to eat?
A. ARR-bys!

Q. Why do teachers give you homework?
A. Just to annoy you.

Q. Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
A. Because their feet stink.

Q. What kind of monkey can fly?
A. A hot air BABOON!

Q. I am the beginning of end and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation and I surround every place. What am I?
A. The letter E!

Q. Have you heard the joke about the bed?
A. It hasn't been made yet!

Q. Paul is six feet tall. He is an assistant in a butcher shop. He wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
A. Meat.

Q. Why was the broom late for school?
A. He over swept.

Q. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A. Open TOAD sandals.

Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.

Q. What do you do when your fish is off?
A. You tune it up!

Q. I am a rock group that has four members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assassinated. What group am I?
A. Mount Rushmore! Get it, rock group?

Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.

Q. What is a cow's favorite ice cream?
A. MOOnila!

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. What's black and white and can climb trees?
A. A panda.

Q. What kind of motorcycle does a pig drive?
A. A hog!

Q. What did the Malteeser want to be when it grew up?
A. A Smartie.

Q. What's a monster's favourite game?
A. Swallow the Leader!

Q. Why did the teacher draw on the window?
A. Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!

Q. What kind of bagel can fly?
A. A plain bagel.

Q. What's bigger when it's upside down?
A. A 6!

Q. What did the big hand on the clock say to the little hand?
A. "Hour you today?"

Q. Why are fish smart?
A. Because they travel in schools.

Q. Why did the clock go to the principal's office?
A. For tocking too much!

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