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Q. What do you do when you see a spaceman?
A. Park in it!
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A. Jurassic Pork.
Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Q. Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. What did the broken clock say?
A. "Will someone give me hand?"
Q. How do you wrap a cloud?
A. With a rainbow.
Q. What did the tornado ask the car?
A. "Wanna go for a spin?"
Q. Why did the children eat their homework?
A. Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Q. What is Barbie's favorite state?
Q. How do you start a teddy bear race?
A. Ready, teddy, go!
Q. What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and cuts grass?
A. A lawn MEOW-er!
Q. What is the biggest word in the world?
A. Smiles. There is a mile in between each S.
Q. What does an orange do when it takes a test?
A. It concentrates!
Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.
Q. What did the bread say to the man?
A. Nothing, bread can't talk.
Q. I have 7 children half of them are boys, what is the other half?
A. They were all boys.
Q. What do eskimos call their cows?
Q. What did the policeman say to his belly?
A. You are under a vest!
Q. What do fish take to stay alive?
A. Vitamin sea.
Q. What movie tells the tale of a pizza maker bitten by an arachnid?
A. Spi-dough Man.
Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!
Q. Why don't ducks get letters?
A. Because they already have bills!
Q. What kind of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper?
A. Any dog, skyscrapers can't jump.
Q. Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
A. Because he had a dino-SORE!
Q. How do you spell mousetrap with ONLY three letters?
Q. In what way can the letter A help a deaf lady?
A. It can make her hear.
Q. What did the vampire bring to the baseball field?
A. His bats!
Q. Why was the horse unable to get into the antelopes' music club?
A. He had no horns!
Q. What did the plate say to the other plate?
A. "Food's on me tonight!"
Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"
Q. What's a monster's favourite game?
A. Swallow the Leader!
Q. What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
A. "We make a good match!"
Q. What's red and mushy and is found between sharks teeth?
A. Slow swimmers.
Q. Where is the zombie's favorite room in the house?
A. The living room.
Q. What animal sleeps with its shoes on?
A. A horse.
Q. What kind of doctor never works but is very popular around the world?
A. Dr. Pepper (the soda).
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!
Q. What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A. A head banger.
Q. How do you stop a mouse from squealing?
A. Oil it.
Q. Q. Rail road crossing, watch out for the cars, can you spell that with out any Rs?
Q. What do you do with dead elements?
Q. What kind of teacher passes gas?
A. A tutor!
Q. Why was the dog sitting next to the fire?
A. He was a hotdog!
Q. What is a 3 letter word that gets bigger when you add 3 letters?
Q. Why didn't the squirrel cross the telephone wire?
A. Because the line was busy.
Q. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
A. "Thank you, I will never part with it."
Q. What is a shark's favourite food?
A. Fish and ships.
Q. Sam, Lula, Mike, and Kayla all live in a house. Mike and Kayla went out to the movies and when they got back Lula was on the floor dead in a pile of broken glass and water. Sam was on the couch sleeping and didn't know what happened. How did Lula die?
A. Sam is a dog and Lula is a fish. Sam pushed over the fish bowl.
Q. What is red and has fangs?
A. An apple. I lied about the fangs!
Q. What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
A. "I love BOO!"
Q. What is brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
Q. Why did the turtle cross the street?
A. To get to the Shell station.
Q. There was a man who walked into a bar and asked if he could have a glass of water but the bartender pointed a gun at him and the man who asked for water said thank you and left. Why did he say thank you?
A. Because the man had the hiccups.
Q. Why was the Egyptian confused?
A. Because someone told him his daddy was a mummy!
Q. What has a forest with no trees, lakes without water, roads with no cars and deserts with no sand?
A. A map!
Q. Why can't you do a math test in the jungle?
A. There are too many cheetahs!
Q. Why did the goose cross the road?
A. He didn't want to be called a chicken!
Q. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A. A buccaneer (A buck an ear)
Q. What do you call a bell that can do gymnastics?
A. A flexi-bell.
Q. What stands in the middle of an ocean?
A. The letter E!
Q. Where do ghosts buy their food?
A. At the GHOSTery Store.
Q. If a red house is made out of red brick, and a blue house is made of blue bricks what is a green house made of?
Q. What's the best place to grow flowers in school?
A. In kindergarden.
Q. There was a little moron and a big moron sitting on the edge of a bridge. The big moron fell off but the little one didn't, how come?
A. He was a little more on!
Q. What do you call a flying jelly?
A. A jelly copter.
Q. What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
A. "I never sausage a place"
Q. If you see more of it, you see less of everything else. What is it?
Q. How can a rose ride a bike?
A. It uses its petals!
Q. What happens when you cross the tango and a waltz?
A. A wango!
Q. Why is the White House spotless?
A. Because it lives in WASHington!
Q. What's yesterday's tomorrow?
Q. What's tasty but dangerous?
A. A mouse trap.
Q. What do you call an Italian cow that likes coffee?
Q. What four letters frighten a thief?
A. O I C U!
Q. What kind of birds always stay together?
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. What does a cow do at the theatres?
A. Watch a MOO-vie.
Q. What kind of flower lives between your mouth and your chin?
Q. How come a cheetah can't play hide and seek?
A. Because he's already been spotted.
Q. Why did the girl jump up and down before taking her medicine?
A. Because the label said: Shake well before using!
Q. Why did the mushroom have so many friends?
A. Because he was a fungi!
Q. What did the magazine say to the pencil?
A. "You are looking very sharp today."
Q. What bird is always sad?
A. A blue-bird.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was getting tired of just standing there!
Q. What did the candle say to the other candle?
A. "Are you going out tonight?"
Q. What do you call a dog who wins a race?
A. A weiner.
Q. Three ladies are under a small umbrella. None of them got wet. How did they do it?
A. It wasn't raining!
Q. What can't you eat at dinner?
A. Breakfast and lunch!
Q. What is a volcano?
A. A mountain with hiccups!
Q. What vegetable has eyes but can't see?
A. A potato.
Q. There are ten cats on a boat. One jumps off, how many are left?
A. None, they were all copy cats!
Q. Mary's mum had three children. One was called April, the second was May. What was the name of the last one?
Q. What makes songs but never sings?
Q. What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?
A. The number nine.
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Q. What is a cow's favorite ice cream?
Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.
Q. Why is the ice rink so cold?
A. There are a lot of fans there.
Q. What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
Q. What has a tongue but can't talk?
A. A shoe!
Q. What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder?
A. He got a little behind in his work!
Q. Where does the rifle go?
A. To the Rifle Tower!
Q. Can February March?
A. No, but April May.
Q. Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pit stops during the race?
A. He was asking for directions!
Q. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A. Because her students were bright!
Q. What's the difference between a dirty dime and a clean nickel?
A. 5 cents.
Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"
Q. Why did the telephone go to the jewelry store?
A. He wanted a new ring.
Q. What do you call a pig dressed as Frankenstein?
Q. What does a cow grow on its face?
A. A MOOstache.
Q. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
Q. Why do mushrooms like to tell jokes?
A. Because they're a fungi!
Q. What do you call a man in a bush?
Q. What do frogs drink?
Q. What does Dracula say when he doesn't have good news?
A. "I have BAT news, everyone!"
Q. Why did the firefighter put his belt on?
A. To hold his pants up!
Q. What do you get when you cross a skeleton with a genie?
A. A wish bone!
Q. What did the toilet say when he was playing cards?
Q. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A. A dog a sore!
Q. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A. "Bee-hive yourself!"
Q. I have two coins in my pocket and they equal 15 cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are the coins in my pocket?
A. A nickel and a dime, I said only one of them is not a nickel.
Q. What does the sun skate on?
Q. What did one cliff say to the other cliff?
A. "Don't try to bluff me."
Q. There are 3 men on a boat. The boat tips over and only 2 men get their hair wet. How is that possible?
A. One is bald.
Q. What gate can't you enter?
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. A zebra with the chicken pox.
Q. There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
A. A watermelon!
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
Q. What would we do if we found bad plants spoiling our lawn?
A. We'd weed.
Q. Why didn't the moon finish his meal?
A. It was full.
Q. Ike went through the town casuing havoc and he was on the news and in the newspaper. What is Ike?
A. A hurricane!
Q. Why did the boy study on an airplane?
A. He wanted to get a higher education.
Q. What happened to the shark when he ate too many keys?
A. He turned into the Lock-ness monster.
Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!
Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts.
Q. Why did the cow pack his bags?
A. Because he was MOOving!
Q. Why did the hot dog wear a sweater?
A. Because it was a chili dog!
Q. What did the pig put on his rash?
Q. What language does a billboard speak?
A. Sign language.
Q. What has a head and a tail but no body?
A. A coin?
Q. Why did the cow want some cheese?
A. Because it's MOOlicious!
Q. What is the quickest way to double your money?
A. Fold it in half!
Q. Where did the boat go when it was sick?
A. His dock.
Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!
Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.
Q. Why did the son put his father on top of the freezer?
A. He wanted an ice pop!
Q. What is the capital of Greece?
Q. How do you make a goldfish age?
A. Take away the g in goldfish.
Q. What did the student say to the math worksheet?
A. I'm not a therapist, solve your own problems!
Q. What did the vampire say to his wife?
A. "Your neck looks slimmer."
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