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Q. Why don't penguins live in Britain?
A. Because they're scared of Wales!
Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!
Q. What does a wolf say on Halloween?
A. "Happy HOWLoween!"
Q. Why doesn't a bald man need any keys?
A. Because he doesn't have any locks!
Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the possums how it's done.
Q. What vegetables can't you take on a boat?
Q. What do miners put on their face at night?
A. Coal cream.
Q. What did the baseball say to the cake batter?
A. "Batter up."
Q. I have four wings but I never fly, I never laugh and never cry. On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with a squeaking sound. I turn but my body doesn't move. What am I?
A. A windmill that needs oiling.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was getting tired of just standing there!
Q. What did one NASCAR driver say to the other?
A. "Do you want to crash at my place tonight?"
Q. Why did the boy lock himself in the fridge?
A. To make himself look cooler.
Q. What has a tongue but can't talk?
A. A shoe!
Q. Who invented King Arthur's round table?
A. Sir Cumference!
Q. Where did the boy take his pet pig to?
A. The Ham-usement park!
Q. Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?
A. Counterfeit money.
Q. What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters?
Q. How do you stop a mouse from squealing?
A. Oil it.
Q. What do you get when you cross a monkey and a pansy?
A. A chimpansy.
Q. What is black and white and when you kick it it flies?
A. A soccer ball!
Q. What is coming but never arrives?
Q. Why couldn't the eight year old get into the pirate movie?
A. Because it was rated ARRRR!
Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.
Q. What do you call a bear with no ears?
Q. How did the teacher knit a suit of armor?
A. She used steel wool!
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A. Jurassic Pork.
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. "I've got a lot of problems."
Q. What time does a duck wake up?
A. At the QUACK of dawn.
Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.
Q. What state can you drink?
Q. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
A. You Pokemon!
Q. What kind of bats swing upside down?
Q. What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
A. "Me ow!"
Q. What does a polar bear use to keep his head warm?
A. A polar ice cap.
Q. What has four eyes but can't see?
Q. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A. A woolly jumper!
Q. What do fish take to stay alive?
A. Vitamin sea.
Q. What has four wheels and flies?
A. Garbage truck!
Q. How do you make an octopus laugh?
A. Ten Tickles (Tentacles)!
Q. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
Q. What sort of animal is a slug?
A. A snail with housing problems!
Q. Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
A. Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall down!
Q. Why are rivers so rich?
A. Because they have 2 banks.
Q. How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
A. Poker face!
Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!
Q. Why did the starfish breakup with the lobster?
A. Because he was SHELLfish.
Q. Where won't you find a dog shopping?
A. At the flea market!
Q. Why do sharks live in salty water?
A. Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!
Q. What did the picture say to the other picture?
A. "How long have you been hanging around here?"
Q. What do you call a person who studies happy parrots?
A. A jollypollyoligist!
Q. Why is baseball the safest sport?
A. Because on the field, it has a warning track.
Q. Why did the bird go to the restaurant?
A. Because he wanted a tweet!
Q. What do you call a flying jelly?
A. A jelly copter.
Q. What do T-shirts love to play?
Q. I am a rock group that has four members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assassinated. What group am I?
A. Mount Rushmore! Get it, rock group?
Q. Why do teachers give you homework?
A. Just to annoy you.
Q. What is the laziest mountain in the world?
A. Mount Ever-rest!
Q. Do you know who I think is the most beautiful person in the world?
A. Look at the 5th word.
Q. What do you call a polar bear in the desert?
Q. Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
A. To find Pluto.
Q. 30 people are in a room, no way in, no way out. Don't ask me how they got in. Someone counted and they got 34-heads. How is that possible?
A. 30 foreheads!
Q. Where do ghosts buy their food?
A. At the GHOSTery Store.
Q. Why did the willow weep?
A. Because it saw the water fall (waterfall).
Q. There is a restaurant that is shaped like an oval. Inside there are waiters, a chef, a hostess, and a janitor. The restaurant opens and later that night the lights go off. Then when the lights turn on everyone except the staff is dead. So, the next day an investigator comes and asks people what they where doing that night. He asked the waiters what they were doing and they said, "Serving customers."
He asked the chef, and the chef said, "He was cooking."
Then he asked the janitor and he said he was sweeping in the corners.
Who killed everyone?
A. The janitor, because there are no corners in a circular restaurant!
Q. What did the red sock say to the white sock?
A. "Let's play ball."
Q. Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
A. Because their feet stink.
Q. Which is the most dangerous city?
Q. What did the broken clock say?
A. "Will someone give me hand?"
Q. What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
Q. What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?
A. One is a cat copy, the other is a copy cat.
Q. Why did the students study in the aeroplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.
Q. What do you call a cow who learns how to belly dance?
A. A milkshake!
Q. Why is Cinderella a bad football player?
A. Because she has a pumpkin as a coach!
Q. Why does the man think the darkness is heavy?
A. Because it isn't light.
Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!
Q. What 4 letters scare a thief?
A. O I C U (Oh...I see you.)
Q. What is the cat's favorite button on the remote?
Q. What's black when you get it, red when you use it and white when you're finished?
Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. BOOberry pie!
Q. Do sharks like to act in movies?
A. Only if they get the big, juicy parts.
Q. What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?
A. Time to buy a new clock.
Q. What's a cat's favourite magazine?
A. A CAT-alogue.
Q. Why did the gum cross the road?
A. It was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q. What kind of birds always stay together?
Q. What does Frankenstein's wife wear on her face to keep it smooth?
Q. Where do pencils come from?
Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
Q. What is a parrot's favorite food on the 4th of July?
A. Fire crackers!
Q. What jumps higher than a building?
A. Everything, buildings don't jump.
Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.
Q. Why did the telephone go to the jewelry store?
A. He wanted a new ring.
Q. What is yours but your friends use more than you?
A. Your name!
Q. A bus driver was going down the road. He passed a stop sign without stopping, went on the left side of the road, and ran a red light, yet he didn't get fined. Why?
A. Because he wasn't driving a bus, he was walking!
Q. Where do you learn to make ice cream?
A. At Sundae School!
Q. What is a cow's favorite ice cream?
Q. Why are cooks cruel?
A. Because they whip cream and beat eggs!!
Q. Who in the solar system has the most loose change?
A. The moon, it keeps changing quarters.
Q. How can you tell which end is the head of a worm?
A. Tickle the middle and see where it laughs!
Q. What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you berry much."
Q. What do you call a deer that makes money?
A. A buck!
Q. Why don't ducks get letters?
A. Because they already have bills!
Q. What is the biggest word in the world?
A. Smiles. There is a mile in between each S.
Q. What did the big hand on the clock say to the little hand?
A. "Hour you today?"
Q. How did Burger King propose to his girlfriend?
A. With an onion ring.
Q. Why do hair dressers always get places faster?
A. Because they know all the short cuts.
Q. If chickens get up when the rooster crows, when do ducks get up?
A. At the quack of dawn!
Q. What did the iPhone say to the other iPhone?
A. "It is nice to text you."
Q. Why was the calculator sad?
A. Because it had too many problems to solve!
Q. What is the most musical part of your body?
A. Your nose, you can blow it and pick it.
Q. A rabbit hops by IHOP. He looks at the sign. What does he say?
A. "Big deal, so do I."
Q. You are dreaming. A monster comes up to you and takes you away. He puts you in an oven and turns it on. Any moment he will be eating you. What should you do?
A. Pinch yourself.
Q. What should you do when you see a green alien?
A. Wait until it's ripe!
Q. What do you take before every meal?
A. A seat!
Q. What is a snowman's favorite food?
A. Ice Krispy treats.
Q. Why was the woman so happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?
A. The box said 2-4 years!
Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence.
Q. Why didn't the lifegaurd save the hippie?
A. Because he was too far out, man.
Q. What can you put in a barrel that makes it lighter?
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.
Q. There is a one story house and everything in it is blue. The walls are blue, the ceiling is blue and the floor is blue. What color are the stairs?
A. There are no stairs in a one story house!
Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because he had no guts.
Q. Why didn't the squirrel cross the telephone wire?
A. Because the line was busy.
Q. What starts with a P and ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
A. The Post Office!
Q. What's the richest kind of air?
Q. What does the sun skate on?
Q. Why can't you do a math test in the jungle?
A. There are too many cheetahs!
Q. What question can a person ask all day long, getting a different answer each time, yet all the answers are correct?
A. What time is it?
Q. What is brown, has a tail and a head, but no legs?
A. A penny!
Q. What is white on the outside, green on the inside and hops?
A. A frog sandwich.
Q. What do you call an ant who studies accounts?
A. An accountANT.
Q. Why are ghosts always hungry?
A. Because the food goes right through them!
Q. How do you make varnish disappear?
A. Take away the R!
Q. What goes up a chimney down, but doesn't go down a chimney up?
A. An umbrella.
Q. Why did Patrick eat money?
A. His mum said it was his lunch money.
Q. What is white when dirty and black when clean?
A. A blackboard.
Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.
Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"
Q. What do you call an Italian cow that likes coffee?
Q. What does the pink panther do with his camera?
A. He takes PINKtures!
Q. What is a cat's favorite color?
Q. Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
A. Because the batteries were dead.
Q. If I did this equation, 23x45+27x99= What answer would I get?
A. A very big number!
Q. What does an orange do when it takes a test?
A. It concentrates!
Q. Why did the apple cuddle the orange?
A. Juice because he wanted a squeeze!
Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
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