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Q. A bus driver was going down the road. He passed a stop sign without stopping, went on the left side of the road, and ran a red light, yet he didn't get fined. Why?
A. Because he wasn't driving a bus, he was walking!
Q. Which tree doesn't play checkers?
A. The Chestnut.
Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!
Q. What is a cat's favorite color?
Q. What do you get when you cross a bird, a car, and a dog?
A. A flying carpet.
Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.
Q. Have you heard the joke about the bed?
A. It hasn't been made yet!
Q. Why couldn't the shipmates play cards?
A. The captain was sitting on the deck!
Q. What has words but never speaks?
A. A book.
Q. What do you get with a kangoroo and a snake?
A. A jump rope.
Q. What way are the letter A and noon alike?
A. Both of them are in the middle of the day.
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
Q. Where do oak trees come from?
Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!
Q. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
A. To Pennsylvania.
Q. How did Burger King propose to his girlfriend?
A. With an onion ring.
Q. If you are running in a race and you just passed the guy in second place what place are you in?
A. You are in second place!
Q. Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon?
A. Because it was full.
Q. What does a tree drink?
A. Root beer!
Q. Why couldn't the girl dial 911?
A. She couldn't find the 11.
Q. Why did the nose feel sad?
A. Because he always got picked on!
Q. What is the capital of Greece?
Q. Why does the man think the darkness is heavy?
A. Because it isn't light.
Q. Do you want to hear a construction joke?
A. Sorry I'm still working on it!
Q. I usually wear a yellow coat. I usually have a black tip and wherever I go I make marks. What am I?
A. A pencil.
Q. What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters?
Q. Where do you get draggin' milk?
A. From a cow with short legs.
Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."
Q. What's yesterday's tomorrow?
Q. What did the bully have for lunch?
A. He had a knuckle sandwich!
Q. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
A. You Pokemon!
Q. What did the sea say to the shore?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q. Why was the pencil crying?
A. Because he was POINTLESS!
Q. Why was the girl staring at the juice box?
A. Because it said: "Concentrate."
Q. What did the bread say to the knife?
A. "Don't try to butter me up."
Q. What state can you drink?
Q. What does a hamburger name his daughter?
Q. What did the pitcher say when eggs, bacon and pancakes were playing baseball?
A. "Butter up."
Q. Which restaurants are good at math?
Q. Which wolf got lost in the woods?
A. The WHEREwolf.
Q. Where do you weigh whales?
A. At the whale-weigh station.
Q. Which baseball team do puppies play for?
A. The New York Pets.
Q. What can you break without touching it?
A. Someone's heart.
Q. Why was Cinderella thrown off the football team?
A. Because she ran away from the ball!
Q. A tomato, a cabbage and a hose were in a race. The tomato was red and the cabbage was a vegetable. Who won?
A. The hose was running, the cabbage was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Q. What do you call a shark that swallowed a bunch of keys?
Q. Does France have a fourth of July?
A. Of course they do.
Q. Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
A. Because Noah sat on the deck!
Q. What has a head and a tail but no body?
A. A coin?
Q. What is the radius of a pumpkin?
Q. Why did the hot dog wear a sweater?
A. Because it was a chili dog!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because he was tired of living beside KFC!
Q. Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
A. He was annoyed with the HOLE business.
Q. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A. A clock.
Q. What is as light as a feather but not even the strongest man in the world can hold it for more than a few minutes?
Q. What starts with a P and ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
A. The Post Office!
Q. What is white when dirty and black when clean?
A. A blackboard.
Q. What tree do fingers grow off of?
A. A palm tree!
Q. One cow is talking to another cow and looks away for 10 seconds and the other cow is gone. Where is the other cow?
A. Over the moon!
Q. Why didn't the bunny hop?
A. No bunny knows.
Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
A. Because he wasn't peeling well!
Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!
Q. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the ark with him?
A. None, it was Noah's ark.
Q. Why is there no air in space?
A. Because the Milky Way would go bad.
Q. What is black and white and when you kick it it flies?
A. A soccer ball!
Q. What did the picture say to the other picture?
A. "How long have you been hanging around here?"
Q. Where did the mother monster put her child when she was at work?
A. At day-SCARE!
Q. What does a cow grow on its face?
A. A MOOstache.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.
Q. Do you know what happens when ducks fly upside down?
A. They quack up!
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because its only got one boot.
Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.
Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!
Q. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A. A dog a sore!
Q. Why do mathematicians like airlines?
A. They use Pi-lots.
Q. What is white, black and red all over?
A. An embarrassed penguin.
Q. How come a cheetah can't play hide and seek?
A. Because he's already been spotted.
Q. Why did the fish have no money on him?
A. He left it all at the bank.
Q. What is the quickest way to double your money?
A. Fold it in half!
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a tiger?
A. I don't know but you better behave in its class!
Q. What has four eyes but can't see?
Q. There are 5 fish and 2 drown. How many are left?
A. Fish don't drown.
Q. Can you name two things that have an eye buy can't see?
A. A needle and a hurricane!
Q. There was a boy and a doctor. The boy was the doctor's son but the doctor was not his dad. Who was the doctor?
A. His mom!
Q. If you know me you will want to share me, but if you share me I will be gone. What am I?
A. A secret.
Q. Why is U the happiest letter?
A. Because it is in the middle of fun
Q. What kind of running means walking
A. Running out of gas.
Q. What did the pig put on his rash?
Q. What is the hardest thing to hold that even the strongest person in the world has difficulty with?
A. Your breath.
Q. What kind of animals do clocks have?
Q. Why don't farmers sew?
A. Because their needle is in a haystack.
Q. Why did the student bring scissors to class?
A. He wanted to cut class!
Q. What did the tornado ask the car?
A. "Wanna go for a spin?"
Q. What is coming but never arrives?
Q. Why did the bee get married?
A. Because she found her honey.
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No idea. (No eye deer)
Q. What's black and white and red all over?
A. A sunburned zebra!
Q. What's better than 24?
Q. What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Q. What did Sergeant Peanut Butter shout to his jelly police officers?
A. "Spread out, men!"
Q. What is a dog that sneezes?
Q. Which state has the smallest soft drinks?
Q. What is Barbie's favorite state?
Q. What has 3 feet but cannot walk?
A. A yardstick!
Q. What did the bread say to the man?
A. Nothing, bread can't talk.
Q. Why is baseball the safest sport?
A. Because on the field, it has a warning track.
Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"
Q. Why did the cookie cry?
A. Because his mother was a wafer too long!
Q. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A. Open TOAD sandals.
Q. Why can't you do a math test in the jungle?
A. There are too many cheetahs!
Q. What did one wall say to the other wall?
A. "I'll meet you at the corner."
Q. Why is getting up in the morning like a pig's tail?
A. It's twirly. (Too early)
Q. Why do cats always go after mice and birds?
A. Because cats like fast food.
Q. What did the shark say when he bumped into a whale?
A. "I didn't do it on porpoise!" (purpose)
Q. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECK!
Q. What is the biggest word in the world?
A. Smiles. There is a mile in between each S.
Q. What is the cat's favorite button on the remote?
Q. What did one leaf say to the other?
A. "See you next fall!!"
Q. What time do you go to the dentist?
A. Tooth hurty!
Q. What did the candle say to the other candle?
A. "Are you going out tonight?"
Q. There are two dads and two sons that went fishing. Everyone caught a fish, but only three fish were caught. How is this possible?
A. There was a grandfather, a dad and a son.
Q. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and put the elephant in and then close the door.
Q. What has a ring but no finger?
A. A telephone!
Q. What pet does everybody have?
A. A carPET!
Q. What do you call someone with 4 eyes, 3 noses, 6 arms, 4 legs and 8 ears?
Q. What letter is a European bird?
Q. What kind of witch lives at the beach?
A. A sandwich.
Q. What do you call a dog who wins a race?
A. A weiner.
Q. What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A. A cloud!
Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.
Q. What kind of shoes does a spy wear?
Q. What do ghosts wear on their feet?
Q. Why did the bird go to the restaurant?
A. Because he wanted a tweet!
Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"
Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.
Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
Q. What has 6 legs, 4 eyes, 4 ears, 2 noses, 2 mouths and 2 heads?
A. A man sitting on a horse.
Q. Why don't skeletons fight?
A. Because they don't have the guts!
Q. What day has day in it but isn't Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, or Saturday?
Q. What has hands but no arms?
A. A clock.
Q. What is a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A. A stick!
Q. Where did the boy take his pet pig to?
A. The Ham-usement park!
Q. Why would it be silly to send a letter to Washington?
A. Because he is dead.
Q. What is the British Secret Service's best yellow-haired spy?
A. James Blonde!
Q. What's red and mushy and is found between sharks teeth?
A. Slow swimmers.
Q. What disappears when you stand up?
A. Your lap!
Q. I have four wings but I never fly, I never laugh and never cry. On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with a squeaking sound. I turn but my body doesn't move. What am I?
A. A windmill that needs oiling.
Q. Why is a riddle like a joke?
A. It's no good without a point.
Q. Where did the boat go when it was sick?
A. His dock.
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