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500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

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Q. If you say it you break it. What is it?
A. Silence.

Q. You're riding on a horse and you realize there's a lion chasing you and a giraffe is in front of you. What do you do?
A. Jump off the merry-go-round!

Q. How is bubble gum similar to a Wookie?
A. It's Chewy.

Q. What sort of animal is a slug?
A. A snail with housing problems!

Q. Why was the cumputer cold at night?
A. It forgot to close its windows.

Q. What are the strongest days of the week?
A. Saturday and Sunday because all the rest are WEAK days!

Q. What did Shakespeare say to the pencil?
A. "Write on!"

Q. What has no lid, key, or hinge yet golden treasure is hid inside?
A. An egg!

Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Are you my mommy?"

Q. What did the volcanoes name their daughter?
A. MAGMAlena.

Q. Why did the orange lose the race?
A. Because it ran out of juice.

Q. What can fill up the the room but takes no space?
A. Light.

Q. Which is the loudest vowel?
A. The letter I. It is always in the midst of noise

Q. What letter is a part of the head?
A. I.

Q. Does a match box?
A. No, but a tin can!

Q. What gets smaller as it gets higher?
A. An airplane!

Q. Which month has 28 days?
A. All of them, of course!

Q. Do you know who I think is the most beautiful person in the world?
A. Look at the 5th word.

Q. What did the vampire say to his wife?
A. "Your neck looks slimmer."

Q. Why can't you play hide-and-seek with mountains?
A. Because they PEAK!

Q. What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?
A. "Dill me in!"

Q. Why did the student bring scissors to class?
A. He wanted to cut class!

Q. Why did the farmer let his cows eat the tall grass?
A. Because it needed to get moooed! (Mowed)

Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!

Q. Why did the bread cross the road?
A. To BUTTER the other side!

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes!

Q. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
A. To get a spare rib .

Q. Why did the fish tell excuses?
A. To get off the hook!

Q. What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together?
A. They had a class trip!

Q. What kind of bird uses ink to write?
A. A PEN-guin!

Q. If you have three 7 foot long ropes, how many feet do you have?
A. You have two feet!

Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. BOOberry pie!

Q. A tomato, a cabbage and a hose were in a race. The tomato was red and the cabbage was a vegetable. Who won?
A. The hose was running, the cabbage was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Q. Why was the elephant afraid of the computer store?
A. Because they sold the world's best mice.

Q. Why is Cinderella a bad football player?
A. Because she has a pumpkin as a coach!

Q. What do you call a pig dressed as Frankenstein?
A. FrankenSWINE.

Q. Why did the whale laugh?
A. Because he saw the sea's bottom.

Q. What's the richest kind of air?
A. Billionaire.

Q. What goes up but does not go down?
A. Your age!

Q. What's the difference between a dirty dime and a clean nickel?
A. 5 cents.

Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. Here Comes The Sun!

Q. Why did the dalmation go to the eye doctor?
A. Because he kept seeing spots.

Q. What animal should you not play cards with?
A. A Cheetah!

Q. What comes twice in a week, never in a month and once in a year?
A. The letter E.

Q. What is black, white and red?
A. A panda with a rash!

Q. Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
A. Because their feet stink.

Q. What part of a fish weighs the most?
A. Its scales.

Q. What state can you drink?
A. Mississippi!

Q. What disappears when you stand up?
A. Your lap!

Q. What did the bread say to the knife?
A. "Don't try to butter me up."

Q. What is a ghost's favorite color?
A. Boo!

Q. What did the cow say to the other cow?
A. "MOOve over!"

Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
A. Snow.

Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!

Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!

Q. What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?
A. Time to buy a new clock.

Q. What money do dogs and cats have?
A. Kitty cash and doggy dollars.

Q. What school do planets and stars go to to study?
A. UNIVERSity!

Q. Did you hear the joke about the egg that rolled in front of a truck?
A. Most people find they crack up!

Q. Why did the camper bring a baseball player to camp?
A. To pitch the tent.

Q. Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?
A. Because she had the perfect pitch.

Q. How do eggs get to the shop?
A. In a CARton!

Q. What do you do if something charges at you?
A. You take away its credit card!

Q. How do you start a teddy bear race?
A. Ready, teddy, go!

Q. What is yours but your friends use more than you?
A. Your name!

Q. What relatives are dependent on U?
A. Aunt, uncle, cousin. They all need U.

Q. What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A. Rubber band because it stretches!

Q. What do polar bears like to snack on?
A. Eskimo thighs.

Q. Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A. Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!

Q. What is the hardest thing to hold that even the strongest person in the world has difficulty with?
A. Your breath.

Q. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A. Bunny toots!

Q. What do you call a man in a bush?
A. Russell.

Q. Why did the toilet paper want to roll down the hill?
A. To get to the bottom.

Q. I am found on land and in the sea but I don't walk or swim. I travel by foot but I'm toeless. No matter where I go I'm never far from home. Who am I?
A. A snail.

Q. What did the policeman say to his belly?
A. You are under a vest!

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Q. You have a candle, a stove, and a fireplace and a match. Which one would you light first?
A. The match!

Q. If you have a referee in football and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
A. Goldfish.

Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.

Q. What did the flower say to the bike?
A. "Petal!"

Q. Why are fish smart?
A. Because they travel in schools.

Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.

Q. Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?
A. Counterfeit money.

Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.

Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!

Q. One day I was in my car and crashed into a pole. I died sadly. But when I got up to heaven I could see grandma standing with Adam and Eve. The question is how did I know it was Adam and Eve?
A. Because they had no belly-buttons!

Q. What has a tongue but can't talk?
A. A shoe!

Q. A rabbit hops by IHOP. He looks at the sign. What does he say?
A. "Big deal, so do I."

Q. Why should you never play hide and seek with mountains?
A. Mountains always peek (peak).

Q. What is the easiest way to be on TV?
A. Sit on it!

Q. Why did the cookie cry?
A. Because his mother was a wafer too long!

Q. Why did the baseball player get arrested?
A. Because he was caught stealing second base!

Q. Why can't you do a math test in the jungle?
A. There are too many cheetahs!

Q. What letter is an exclamation?
A. O!

Q. What do T-shirts love to play?
A. Tag.

Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.

Q. What happens if you call 611 for the police?
A. The police car comes to you upside down!

Q. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?
A. He had no body to dance with!

Q. There is a black house, grey house, red house, yellow house, green house and brown house. What colour house does President Obama live in?
A. The White House!

Q. What's a cat's favourite magazine?
A. A CAT-alogue.

Q. Where does a penguin go to visit his aunt?
A. ANT-arctica!

Q. Why do mathematicians like airlines?
A. They use Pi-lots.

Q. What does an orange do when it takes a test?
A. It concentrates!

Q. How do you throw a tent?
A. You pitch it!

Q. Why did the nose feel sad?
A. Because he always got picked on!

Q. What do you give a frog at a hospital?
A. A HOPeration!

Q. Why did the star go to the bathroom?
A. It had to twinkle!

Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
A. Noise!

Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!

Q. There is a restaurant that is shaped like an oval. Inside there are waiters, a chef, a hostess, and a janitor. The restaurant opens and later that night the lights go off. Then when the lights turn on everyone except the staff is dead. So, the next day an investigator comes and asks people what they where doing that night. He asked the waiters what they were doing and they said, "Serving customers."
He asked the chef, and the chef said, "He was cooking."
Then he asked the janitor and he said he was sweeping in the corners.
Who killed everyone?
A. The janitor, because there are no corners in a circular restaurant!

Q. What did the paint give the wall on their first anniversary?
A. A new coat.

Q. Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon?
A. Because it was full.

Q. What gate can't you enter?
A. Colgate!

Q. What runs but has no legs?
A. A nose!

Q. What happens when you throw a purple rock into a yellow stream?
A. It makes a splash.

Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!

Q. Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
A. Because they are always stuffed.

Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mouse.

Q. What do you call a square that's been in an accident?
A. A WRECKtangle.

Q. What's red and mushy and is found between sharks teeth?
A. Slow swimmers.

Q. What do babies and basketball players have in common?
A. They dribble.

Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!

Q. Why did the children eat their homework?
A. Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Q. What fish will a greedy fisher catch?
A. Selfish!

Q. What does not ask questions but must be answered?
A. A doorbell.

Q. Why did the bank robber take a bath?
A. So he could make a clean getaway.

Q. In a green house lives a green man and in the pink house lives a pink man. Who lives in the white house?
A. The president.

Q. What street does a vampire live on?
A. A dead end!

Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."

Q. Where do famous dragons go after they retire?
A. The hall of flame!

Q. What kind of shoes do mice like?
A. Squeakers!

Q. What would we do if we found bad plants spoiling our lawn?
A. We'd weed.

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs!

Q. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A. A buccaneer (A buck an ear)

Q. What did the judge say when the skunk entered the court?
A. "Odor in the court!"

Q. Why did the man go off the cliff with his truck?
A. He wanted to test his air brakes.

Q. Where do trees store their valuables?
A. In their trunk!

Q. What has four eyes but can't see?
A. Mississippi.

Q. What can run, play and move around yet it cannot breath?
A. A CD or DVD!

Q. What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
A. The space bar!

Q. What did the cat need when it was having trouble seeing?
A. A PURRscription!

Q. What lies in a pram and wobbles?
A. A jelly baby!

Q. What is a gas station's favorite type of shoes?
A. Pumps.

Q. What happened to the shark when he ate too many keys?
A. He turned into the Lock-ness monster.

Q. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?
A. Nothing, they just waved!

Q. Why did the skeleton flunk out?
A. His heart was not in it!

Q. Why was Dracula put in jail?
A. He tried to rob a blood bank.

Q. What is the biggest word in the world?
A. Smiles. There is a mile in between each S.

Q. What did the paper cowboy say to the pencil cowboy?
A. "Draw."

Q. An electric train is going north, which way is its smoke going?
A. Nowhere it's an electric train!

Q. What is coming but never arrives?
A. Tomorrow.

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