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500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

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Q. What does a frog eat with his hamburger?
A. French Flies!

Q. What did the sick freight elevator say?
A. "I think I'm coming down with something."

Q. Where did the cow go on a holiday?
A. MOO York.

Q. What did the fish say to the chip?
A. "We were made for each other."

Q. What has four eyes but can't see?
A. Mississippi.

Q. What happens if Peter Pan punches you?
A. You Neverland!

Q. There are 10 cats in a boat. One cat jumped out of the boat. How many cats were left?
A. None, they were all copycats.

Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. CELL phones.

Q. What do you get when you cross a star and a gun?
A. A shooting star!

Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-AID!

Q. If a very small fish married a young dog, what would their baby be called?
A. A guppy puppy.

Q. How do you cure a headache?
A. Put your head through the window and the pane will go!

Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A. "I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."

Q. How do you get rid of a boomerang?
A. Throw it down a one way street!

Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
A. Because he wasn't peeling well!

Q. How do you make cool music?
A. Put your CD's in the fridge.

Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Q. Why didn't Batman and Robin go fishing?
A. Because Robin ate all the the worms.

Q. What's yesterday's tomorrow?
A. Today!

Q. What did Cinderella say to the photographer?
A. "Someday my prints will come!"

Q. What bow can't be tied?
A. A rainbow.

Q. Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A. Because it's too far to walk!

Q. What do you call an Italian cow that likes coffee?
A. De-calf.

Q. Why is Cinderella a bad football player?
A. Because she has a pumpkin as a coach!

Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.

Q. What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
A. They peel.

Q. Why was the horse unable to get into the antelopes' music club?
A. He had no horns!

Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!

Q. What comes down but never goes up?
A. Rain.

Q. How many letters are in the alphabet?
A. 11, T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Q. Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?
A. Times Square.

Q. What tools do you need for math?
A. MultiPLIERS.

Q. Why did Peter Pan always fly and never stop?
A. Because he could never never land.

Q. What do eskimos call their cows?
A. Eski-MOOS.

Q. You are trapped in a room and there are 3 doors. Each door has something behind it. The first door has two hungry lions that have not eaten in four years. The second door has electric lasers all across the room. The third has three ninjas ready to attack. Which door would you pick to go through?
A. The first because the lions would be dead if they have not eaten for 4 years!

Q. What do ghosts wear on their feet?
A. BOOts.

Q. Why was the pencil crying?
A. Because he was POINTLESS!

Q. Why did the baker go to jail?
A. Because he got caught beating the eggs.

Q. Why did the tightrope walker visit the bank?
A. He wanted to get his balance!

Q. What did the pitcher say when eggs, bacon and pancakes were playing baseball?
A. "Butter up."

Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. An injured penguin.

Q. How do you make a swordfish like the library?
A. Take away the S in its name!

Q. What is red and has fangs?
A. An apple. I lied about the fangs!

Q. How do you make varnish disappear?
A. Take away the R!

Q. What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
A. ANT-ique.

Q. If you are running in a race and you just passed the guy in second place what place are you in?
A. You are in second place!

Q. What letter is an exclamation?
A. O!

Q. What's new at the zoo?
A. A gnu!

Q. Which animal is the oldest in the world?
A. The zebra because it's still black and white.

Q. What kind of chickens lay golden eggs?
A. Golden Chicks!

Q. What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat?
A. The Milky Baa-r kid.

Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"

Q. What did the zero say to the eight?
A. "Oh, I like your belt!"

Q. What do you get if you cross some bubble bath and a famous detective?
A. Sherlock Foams.

Q. What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
A. STINKerbell.

Q. Why is England the wettest country?
A. Because the queen has reigned there for years!

Q. What did the cab driver wear to the ball?
A. A TAXIdo!

Q. There was a little moron and a big moron sitting on the edge of a bridge. The big moron fell off but the little one didn't, how come?
A. He was a little more on!

Q. What did the 0 say to the 8?
A. "Nice belt."

Q. What kind of flower lives between your mouth and your chin?
A. Two-lips.

Q. Where do pencils come from?
A. Pennsylvania.

Q. Why did the girl jump up and down before taking her medicine?
A. Because the label said: Shake well before using!

Q. What has 3 feet but cannot walk?
A. A yardstick!

Q. Why did the oak tree have to eat his ice cream in a dish?
A. The pine tree wouldn't give him a cone!

Q. Why can't a leopard hide?
A. Because he's always spotted!

Q. What colour is a burp?
A. BURPle!

Q. What is cute and cuddly and lives in your toilet?
A. Winnie the Pooh!

Q. What gets broken without being held?
A. A promise.

Q. Did you hear the joke about the egg that rolled in front of a truck?
A. Most people find they crack up!

Q. I am the beginning of end and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation and I surround every place. What am I?
A. The letter E!

Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.

Q. Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window?
A. He wanted to see time fly!

Q. What do polar bears like to snack on?
A. Eskimo thighs.

Q. What has ears but can't hear?
A. A corn field!

Q. Which bet can't be won?
A. Alphabet.

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Q. Where are the most cows born?
A. COWlifornia.

Q. What is the only question you can never answer honestly with a yes?
A. "Are you asleep?"

Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.

Q. What do you call a dead person in the closet?
A. The 1966 hide-and-go-seek champion.

Q. What kind of murderer has fibre?
A. A cereal killer.

Q. Where do you get draggin' milk?
A. From a cow with short legs.

Q. What kind of running means walking
A. Running out of gas.

Q. Why is U the happiest letter?
A. Because it is in the middle of fun

Q. What did the baker give his wife for their anniversary?
A. Flour.

Q. How much is the moon worth?
A. One dollar, because it has four quarters.

Q. What's tasty but dangerous?
A. A mouse trap.

Q. What do you call a flying jelly?
A. A jelly copter.

Q. What call for help, when written in capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?
A. SOS.

Q. When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
A. When it is read!

Q. What does the baby popcorn call his dad?
A. Pop!

Q. What is the capital of Greece?
A. G.

Q. What does a polar bear use to keep his head warm?
A. A polar ice cap.

Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.

Q. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
A. You Pokemon!

Q. What is grey, has a tail and a trunk?
A. A mouse going on a vacation.

Q. What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
A. Evaporated milk.

Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A. "You look flushed."

Q. What does a French cow say?
A. "Moo Lala!"

Q. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A. Because her students were bright!

Q. How many sides does a circle have?
A. Two, inside and out.

Q. How do you start a teddy bear race?
A. Ready, teddy, go!

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.

Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!

Q. Sam, Lula, Mike, and Kayla all live in a house. Mike and Kayla went out to the movies and when they got back Lula was on the floor dead in a pile of broken glass and water. Sam was on the couch sleeping and didn't know what happened. How did Lula die?
A. Sam is a dog and Lula is a fish. Sam pushed over the fish bowl.

Q. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?
A. Nothing, they just waved!

Q. Where did the boy take his pet pig to?
A. The Ham-usement park!

Q. What do you get when you cross a magician with a camera?
A. Hocus Focus!

Q. Did you hear about the man who got his left arm cut off?
A. He's all right now.

Q. A duck, a cat and a cow went out to dinner, who had to pay?
A. The duck. He was the only one with a bill.

Q. How do you stop a rhino from charging?
A. Take away its credit card.

Q. What animal sleeps with its shoes on?
A. A horse.

Q. What comes twice in a week, never in a month and once in a year?
A. The letter E.

Q. What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
A. Fang mail.

Q. Why did the farmer let his cows eat the tall grass?
A. Because it needed to get moooed! (Mowed)

Q. What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
A. A chew-chew train.

Q. What devours everything and everything devours it?
A. Time.

Q. What state can you drink?
A. Mississippi!

Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.

Q. What bird can write?
A. PENguin!

Q. Why did the nose feel sad?
A. Because he always got picked on!

Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"

Q. What did the judge say when the skunk got off the stage?
A. "You stink!"

Q. What is a mouth that won't shut up?
A. A blabber mouth.

Q. Where do crayons go on vacation?
A. COLORado!

Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. Here Comes The Sun!

Q. What has 6 legs, 4 eyes, 4 ears, 2 noses, 2 mouths and 2 heads?
A. A man sitting on a horse.

Q. Why would it be silly to send a letter to Washington?
A. Because he is dead.

Q. What is white, black and red all over?
A. An embarrassed penguin.

Q. What do you get when you cross a hammock and a dog?
A. A rocker spaniel.

Q. Why did the orange wish he was wearing sunscreen?
A. He was starting to peel!

Q. Why was the girl staring at the juice box?
A. Because it said: "Concentrate."

Q. An electric train is going north, which way is its smoke going?
A. Nowhere it's an electric train!

Q. How do you catch a rabbit?
A. Make a noise like a carrot.

Q. What's a monkey's favorite snack?
A. Chocolate chimp cookies.

Q. What place has the most cows?
A. Moo York. (New York)

Q. What object is king of the classroom?
A. The ruler!

Q. What did the cannibal say after he ate a clown?
A. "That tasted funny!"

Q. When does 10 + 3 = 1?
A. On the clock.

Q. What do you call a kangaroo that sneezes alot?
A. A kanga-choo.

Q. Where does a 600 pound gorilla sit?
A. Anywhere he wants!

Q. One day I was in my car and crashed into a pole. I died sadly. But when I got up to heaven I could see grandma standing with Adam and Eve. The question is how did I know it was Adam and Eve?
A. Because they had no belly-buttons!

Q. Why did the leopard refuse to take a bath?
A. It didn't want to come out spotless.

Q. What's a cat's favourite magazine?
A. A CAT-alogue.

Q. What is the cat's favorite button on the remote?
A. Paws.

Q. What do birds get when they are ill?
A. TWEETment.

Q. Where can you always find happiness?
A. In a dictionary!

Q. Why don't they play cards in Africa?
A. There are too many Cheetahs!

Q. What do you call a frog that parks in a tow away zone?
A. A TOAD away zone.

Q. Why did the boy take a packet of oats with him to bed?
A. To feed his nightMARE!

Q. How can a rose ride a bike?
A. It uses its petals!

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