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500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

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Q. What part of a fish weighs the most?
A. Its scales.

Q. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).

Q. Why is England the wettest country?
A. Because the queen has reigned there for years!

Q. Why was the math book unhappy?
A. Because he had too many problems!

Q. Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to see his flat mate!

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!

Q. What letter is looking for causes?
A. Y.

Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.

Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.

Q. What do you do when you see a spaceman?
A. Park in it!

Q. Which is the best month for a parade?
A. March.

Q. What do you call a football player whose helmet is too tight?
A. Call him anthing you want, he can't hear you!

Q. What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat?
A. The Milky Baa-r kid.

Q. What animal sleeps with its shoes on?
A. A horse.

Q. What is green, small and round and goes up and down?
A. A pea in a lift.

Q. Why did the cow pack his bags?
A. Because he was MOOving!

Q. What kind of bus crossed the ocean?
A. Christopher ColumBUS!

Q. How do you start a teddy bear race?
A. Ready, teddy, go!

Q. Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
A. Because he saw the salad dressing.

Q. What has a thousand legs, a long neck but no head?
A. A broom.

Q. What has hands but no arms?
A. A clock.

Q. What happened to the frog's car when it got stuck?
A. It had to get TOAD away.

Q. Does France have a fourth of July?
A. Of course they do.

Q. What do you call a person with a tree for a briefcase?
A. A branch manager.

Q. What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
A. "I never sausage a place"

Q. What do a duck and a tricycle have in common?
A. They both have a steering wheel, except for the duck.

Q. What does a hamburger name his daughter?
A. Patty.

Q. Why couldn't the bike stand up on it's own?
A. Because it was two-tired!

Q. What is a TV's favorite thing to do at the the beach?
A. Channel surf.

Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."

Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.

Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
A. Because he wasn't peeling well!

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.

Q. A duck, a cat and a cow went out to dinner, who had to pay?
A. The duck. He was the only one with a bill.

Q. Did you hear about the man who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
A. He kept popping out of bed all night!

Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!

Q. What is a bird's favorite treat?
A. Twix!

Q. What do you get when you put jeans in the microwave?
A. Four hotpockets.

Q. What did the bully have for lunch?
A. He had a knuckle sandwich!

Q. If you're on a plane and one of the engines breaks, how far will the other one take you?
A. All the way to the scene of the crash.

Q. What insect is an arithmetic insect?
A. A mosquito! They add to misery, subtract from pleasure, divide the attention and multiply quickly!

Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!

Q. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and put the elephant in and then close the door.

Q. Why did the orange wish he was wearing sunscreen?
A. He was starting to peel!

Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.

Q. What did the magazine say to the pencil?
A. "You are looking very sharp today."

Q. What do you call an overweight E.T.?
A. Extra Cholesterol!

Q. I have two coins in my pocket and they equal 15 cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are the coins in my pocket?
A. A nickel and a dime, I said only one of them is not a nickel.

Q. Why did the lamb go to the river?
A. To get a BAA-th!

Q. What do you call two spiders who just got married?
A. Newlyweb!

Q. What tools do you need for math?
A. MultiPLIERS.

Q. Why did Patrick eat money?
A. His mum said it was his lunch money.

Q. What happens when you throw a purple rock into a yellow stream?
A. It makes a splash.

Q. Why is a riddle like a joke?
A. It's no good without a point.

Q. Why doesn't a bald man need any keys?
A. Because he doesn't have any locks!

Q. Where did the mother monster put her child when she was at work?
A. At day-SCARE!

Q. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
A. Rock-it.

Q. What goes around and around but never gets dizzy?
A. Earth.

Q. Mary's mum had three children. One was called April, the second was May. What was the name of the last one?
A. Mary!

Q. How do you know if a vampire has a sore throat?
A. You can hear him coughin'.

Q. There was a boy and a doctor. The boy was the doctor's son but the doctor was not his dad. Who was the doctor?
A. His mom!

Q. How do you make a milk shake?
A. Give it a good scare!

Q. Why did the bread cross the road?
A. To BUTTER the other side!

Q. What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A. A cloud!

Q. What can you call a math teacher?
A. A ruler.

Q. What time do you go to the dentist?
A. Tooth hurty!

Q. What does an eagle use to write with?
A. A bald point pen!

Q. Why did the cow go to Hollywood?
A. She wanted to be a movie star.

Q. What do you call a person who studies happy parrots?
A. A jollypollyoligist!

Q. Where do horses go when they are sick?
A. HORSEpital.

Q. What did the broken clock say?
A. "Will someone give me hand?"

Q. There are 10 cats in a boat. One cat jumped out of the boat. How many cats were left?
A. None, they were all copycats.

Q. What kind of shoes does a spy wear?
A. Sneakers.

Q. What is green and white when it is up and red when it hits the ground?
A. A watermelon.

Q. Why did the rancher name his ranch "Peanut Butter"?
A. It was a great spread.

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Q. What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
A. Evaporated milk.

Q. What is the cat's favorite button on the remote?
A. Paws.

Q. When is the best time to buy budgies?
A. When they're going cheap.

Q. What did the policeman say to his belly?
A. You are under a vest!

Q. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A. Because her students were bright!

Q. What do you call a deaf dinosaur?
A. Anything you like, he can't hear you!

Q. What do mice feel like when they come out of the shower?
A. Squeaky clean!

Q. What is green and hangs off trees?
A. Giraffe snot.

Q. What do you say in the evening to a soldier in shining armor?
A. Night, night, Knight.

Q. Why was the calculator sad?
A. Because it had too many problems to solve!

Q. What type of house weighs the least?
A. A lighthouse.

Q. If you're Scottish when you go into the bathroom and you're Scottish when you go out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the toilet?
A. European (you are peeing).

Q. Why was the ghost on the cheerleading squad?
A. It wanted to add a little team spirit.

Q. Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon?
A. Because it was full.

Q. What do you call an an ant sticking out of the ground?
A. A plANT!

Q. What did the dragon say after laying 50 eggs?
A. "I'm EGGShausted!"

Q. What type of bed can fly?
A. A bed bug.

Q. Why did Peter Pan always fly and never stop?
A. Because he could never never land.

Q. The person who makes it sells it, the person who buys it never uses it, the person who is in it doesn't know it, what is it?
A. A coffin.

Q. What do cheerleaders drink?
A. Root beer.

Q. You are trapped in a room and there are 3 doors. Each door has something behind it. The first door has two hungry lions that have not eaten in four years. The second door has electric lasers all across the room. The third has three ninjas ready to attack. Which door would you pick to go through?
A. The first because the lions would be dead if they have not eaten for 4 years!

Q. What is a volcano?
A. A mountain with heartburn!

Q. What is a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A. A stick!

Q. What do dogs have that other animal don't have?
A. Puppies.

Q. A bus driver was going down the road. He passed a stop sign without stopping, went on the left side of the road, and ran a red light, yet he didn't get fined. Why?
A. Because he wasn't driving a bus, he was walking!

Q. Why did the policeman stay in bed?
A. Because he was an undercover cop.

Q. What does a bird say on Halloween?
A. Twick or tweet!

Q. Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
A. Stop imagining!

Q. What do you call a door that is cute?
A. ADOORable!

Q. What do clothes and airplanes have in common?
A. Hangers!

Q. What is a cow's favorite ice cream?
A. MOOnila!

Q. Why did the teacher draw on the window?
A. Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!

Q. What kind of bug goes Zzub Zzub?
A. A bumble bee flying backward!

Q. How do you know when a dumb person has been on the computer?
A. There's white-out all over the screen.

Q. What comes down but never goes up?
A. Rain.

Q. What devours everything and everything devours it?
A. Time.

Q. What way are the letter A and noon alike?
A. Both of them are in the middle of the day.

Q. Did you hear the joke about the egg that rolled in front of a truck?
A. Most people find they crack up!

Q. What is a cow's favourite drink?
A. MOO Juice.

Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.

Q. Why did the millionaire refuse to move to Alaska?
A. He didn't want to freeze his assets.

Q. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
A. "Dam!"

Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. BOOberry pie!

Q. What is big, brown, black, hairy, has 5 eyes, sharp teeth and big claws, and eats human flesh?
A. I don't know either, but if you see one, you better run!

Q. Why is getting up in the morning like a pig's tail?
A. It's twirly. (Too early)

Q. What happens if Peter Pan punches you?
A. You Neverland!

Q. Why did the TV go out with the heater?
A. Because he thought she was hot!

Q. Why is U the happiest letter?
A. Because it is in the middle of fun

Q. How do you make a Kleenex dance?
A. You put a little boogie in it!

Q. How many seconds are in a year?
A. 12: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc.

Q. What do you call a bear with no ears?
A. B.

Q. What did the creek say to the brook?
A. "Stop babbling!"

Q. Why did the telephone go to the jewelry store?
A. He wanted a new ring.

Q. Why didn't the lifegaurd save the hippie?
A. Because he was too far out, man.

Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.

Q. Why are fish smart?
A. Because they travel in schools.

Q. Why did the girl bring a ruler to bed with her?
A. She wanted to see how long she slept.

Q. What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A. "You crack me up!"

Q. What is a photograph's favorite game?
A. Pictionary.

Q. Why were the pirates so good at singing?
A. They were working on the high Cs.

Q. What's an insect's favorite sport?
A. Cricket.

Q. What fish will a greedy fisher catch?
A. Selfish!

Q. There was a train with passengers inside. Suddenly the train crashed, where would the survivors be buried?
A. No where, they are the survivors!

Q. What is in fingers, toolboxes and snails?
A. Nails!

Q. Why did the crab cross the road?
A. To get to the other the tide.

Q. Who was the straightest man in the Bible?
A. Joseph, Pharoah made a ruler out of him.

Q. What's a cat's favourite magazine?
A. A CAT-alogue.

Q. Why did the star go to the bathroom?
A. It had to twinkle!

Q. What is the quickest way to double your money?
A. Fold it in half!

Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.

Q. Why did the tightrope walker visit the bank?
A. He wanted to get his balance!

Q. What did the duck say to the clerk?
A. "Put it on my bill."

Q. Why did the fish tell excuses?
A. To get off the hook!

Q. Where do pirates like to eat?
A. ARR-bys!

Q. When does 10 + 3 = 1?
A. On the clock.

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