Read our huge collection of funny riddles for kids! All our riddles include answers and have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Laugh out loud at these clever and silly riddles sent in by kids visiting our playhouse. Share them with your kids, students and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. We know these riddles will make you laugh out loud! :D
Riddles continue below video…
Q. How do you communicate with a fish?
A. Drop it a line.
Q. Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A. Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
Q. Why don't ducks get letters?
A. Because they already have bills!
Q. What did the ghost say when it sneezed?
A. "Ahh BOO!"
Q. Did you hear about the man who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
A. He kept popping out of bed all night!
Q. What do you get when you cross a star and a gun?
A. A shooting star!
Q. Why did the dog stay out of the sun?
A. So he wouldn't be a hotdog.
Q. What is a shark's favourite food?
A. Fish and ships.
Q. Why couldn't the skeleton laugh?
A. Because he lost his funny bone.
Q. Why was the ghost on the cheerleading squad?
A. It wanted to add a little team spirit.
Q. What do clothes and airplanes have in common?
Q. What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
A. "I love BOO!"
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat?
A. The Milky Baa-r kid.
Q. Why did the boy take a packet of oats with him to bed?
A. To feed his nightMARE!
Q. What did the duck put in its soup?
Q. What is a bird's favorite treat?
Q. What did Cinderella say to the photographer?
A. "Someday my prints will come!"
Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Q. Where is the best place to leave a dog when you go to a ball game?
A. In the barking lot.
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. An injured penguin.
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs!
Q. Why don't farmers sew?
A. Because their needle is in a haystack.
Q. What kind of flower lives between your mouth and your chin?
Q. What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!
Q. What does a bird say on Halloween?
A. Twick or tweet!
Q. Why doesn't the sun go to college?
A. Because it has a million degrees!
Q. What's red and mushy and is found between sharks teeth?
A. Slow swimmers.
Q. What is the smartest city in America?
A. Alabama because it has four A's and one B!
Q. Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
A. He was annoyed with the HOLE business.
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.
Q. What loses its head every day and gets it back every night?
A. A pillow.
Q. There are two dads and two sons that went fishing. Everyone caught a fish, but only three fish were caught. How is this possible?
A. There was a grandfather, a dad and a son.
Q. Did you hear about the skeleton and his girlfriend?
A. They broke up and he was shattered!
Q. What do you get if you cross some bubble bath and a famous detective?
A. Sherlock Foams.
Q. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
A. You Pokemon!
Q. What time does a duck wake up?
A. At the QUACK of dawn.
Q. What is served on a table with gatherings of two or four, and is white and round?
A. A ping pong ball.
Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!
Q. Why were the police suspicious of the window drapes?
A. They were shady.
Q. What does a cow grow on its face?
A. A MOOstache.
Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because he had no guts.
Q. What has lots of teeth but can't chew a thing?
A. A comb!
Q. What did the plow say to the tractor?
A. "Pull me a little closer, John Deere."
Q. What type of bed can fly?
A. A bed bug.
Q. Why didn't the Dallas Cowboys want to beat the Denver Broncos in a game?
A. Because they needed a ride home!
Q. You are dreaming. A monster comes up to you and takes you away. He puts you in an oven and turns it on. Any moment he will be eating you. What should you do?
A. Pinch yourself.
Q. You take away whole and some still remains. What is it?
Q. What makes seven even?
A. Taking the S away!
Q. What do you call an an ant sticking out of the ground?
A. A plANT!
Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
Q. How many seconds are in a year?
A. 12: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc.
Q. Why didn't the squirrel cross the telephone wire?
A. Because the line was busy.
Q. Where do crayons go on vacation?
Q. What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A. "You crack me up!"
Q. Which is the loudest vowel?
A. The letter I. It is always in the midst of noise
Q. What goes up and down but never moves?
A. The stairs!
Q. What vegetable has eyes but can't see?
A. A potato.
Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Q. There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
A. A watermelon!
Q. What do you call someone with 4 eyes, 3 noses, 6 arms, 4 legs and 8 ears?
Q. What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A. Rubber band because it stretches!
Q. What did one NASCAR driver say to the other?
A. "Do you want to crash at my place tonight?"
Q. What did the 0 say to the 8?
A. "Nice belt."
Q. What is a snowman's favorite food?
A. Ice Krispy treats.
Q. A bus driver was going down the road. He passed a stop sign without stopping, went on the left side of the road, and ran a red light, yet he didn't get fined. Why?
A. Because he wasn't driving a bus, he was walking!
Q. What tools do you need for math?
Q. What sickness can fly?
A. The flu!
Q. What do you get if you cross a porcupine and a giraffe?
A. A seven metre long toothbrush!
Q. What can you break without touching it?
A. Someone's heart.
Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."
Q. Why do mushrooms like to tell jokes?
A. Because they're a fungi!
Q. What is a cat's favorite color?
Q. A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed for 3 days and left on Friday. How did he do it?
A. His horse's name was Friday.
Q. Why is U the happiest letter?
A. Because it is in the middle of fun
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. A zebra with the chicken pox.
Q. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
A. To keep an eye on the mouse.
Q. What did the little light bulb say to its mum?
A. "I wuv you watts and watts!"
Q. What does a cow do at the theatres?
A. Watch a MOO-vie.
Q. What animal sleeps with its shoes on?
A. A horse.
Q. What is white, black and red all over?
A. An embarrassed penguin.
Q. What is the biggest word in the world?
A. Smiles. There is a mile in between each S.
Q. Rail road tracks, look out for cars! How do you spell that without any Rs?
Q. What's black and white and can climb trees?
A. A panda.
Q. Why was the Egyptian confused?
A. Because someone told him his daddy was a mummy!
Q. Do sharks like to act in movies?
A. Only if they get the big, juicy parts.
Q. What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Q. What is a mouth that won't shut up?
A. A blabber mouth.
Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!
Q. What did the banana say to the judge?
A. "I'm sure to win this case on a-peel!"
Q. What's a cow's favourite drink?
Q. What has a neck but can't swallow?
A. A bottle.
Q. What sits outside all year long and is Irish?
A. Paddy O'furniture.
Q. Why don't skeletons fight?
A. Because they don't have the guts!
Q. How do you make a sausage roll?
A. Push it down the hill!
Q. Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to see his flat mate!
Q. What is the best way to catch a squirrel?
A. Act like a nut.
Q. What disappears when you turn the light on?
A. The dark!
Q. Which month has 28 days?
A. All of them, of course!
Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.
Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.
Q. What cat likes living in water?
A. An octoPUSS!
Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.
Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
A. Because he wasn't peeling well!
Q. Why did the telephone go to the jewelry store?
A. He wanted a new ring.
Q. What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?
A. The number nine.
Q. Why didn't the lifegaurd save the hippie?
A. Because he was too far out, man.
Q. How do you know when an Irish person is happy?
A. When they are Dublin over with laughter!
Q. Why did the Advil go to jail?
A. Because it was a pain killer.
Q. Who in the solar system has the most loose change?
A. The moon, it keeps changing quarters.
Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.
Q. Why did the newspaper blush?
A. Because he saw the comic strip.
Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"
Q. What do you call a person who studies happy parrots?
A. A jollypollyoligist!
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. The butcher was on the other side.
Q. Who was the straightest man in the Bible?
A. Joseph, Pharoah made a ruler out of him.
Q. What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
A. They peel.
Q. What is green and hangs off trees?
A. Giraffe snot.
Q. Which letter of the alphabet has the most people in it?
A. Q (queue).
Q. What does a frog eat with his hamburger?
A. French Flies!
Q. Why is baseball the safest sport?
A. Because on the field, it has a warning track.
Q. What can you put in a barrel that makes it lighter?
Q. What did the picture say to the other picture?
A. "How long have you been hanging around here?"
Q. In a green house lives a green man and in the pink house lives a pink man. Who lives in the white house?
A. The president.
Q. What way are the letter A and noon alike?
A. Both of them are in the middle of the day.
Q. What country has the most church bells?
Q. What place has the most cows?
A. Moo York. (New York)
Q. What did Sergeant Peanut Butter shout to his jelly police officers?
A. "Spread out, men!"
Q. What's brown and blue and swings through the jungle?
A. A monkey wearing a denim jacket!
Q. What did one coffin say to the other coffin?
A. "Is that you coughin'?"
Q. Why is the White House spotless?
A. Because it lives in WASHington!
Q. Why did the duck cross the road?
A. Because it thought it was a chicken.
Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!
Q. Why did the boat go on a diet?
A. It wanted to be ship-shape.
Q. What did the paper cowboy say to the pencil cowboy?
Q. Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
A. Because the batteries were dead.
Q. What do ghosts wear on their feet?
Q. There was a boy and a doctor. The boy was the doctor's son but the doctor was not his dad. Who was the doctor?
A. His mom!
Q. Why did the hot dog wear a sweater?
A. Because it was a chili dog!
Q. What word, if spelled right is wrong and spelled wrong is right?
Q. What do you get when you cross a hammock and a dog?
A. A rocker spaniel.
Q. What time do you go to the dentist?
A. Tooth hurty!
Q. What can run, play and move around yet it cannot breath?
A. A CD or DVD!
Q. What did the crocodile say to the waiter in the cafe?
A. I want bacon, eggs, and toast and make it SNAPPY!
Q. Why did the girl take a ladder to school?
A. Because she thought it was a high school.
Q. What did the vampire bring to the baseball field?
A. His bats!
Q. What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slow?
Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.
Q. What can fill up the the room but takes no space?
Q. Which is the most dangerous city?
Riddles | Knock-Knock
Jokes | Jokes
Animal Jokes | Banana Jokes | Cat Jokes | Chicken Jokes | Computer Jokes | Dinosaur Jokes
Doctor Jokes | Dog Jokes | Elephant Jokes | Food Jokes | Insect Jokes | Movie Jokes
Music Jokes | Outer Space Jokes | School Jokes | Sports Jokes
Christmas Jokes | Easter Jokes | Halloween Jokes | St. Patrick's Day Jokes | Thanksgiving Jokes | Valentine Jokes | Winter Jokes