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Q. There is a black house, grey house, red house, yellow house, green house and brown house. What colour house does President Obama live in?
A. The White House!
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mouse.
Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a hole in one!
Q. Do sharks like to act in movies?
A. Only if they get the big, juicy parts.
Q. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
A. To Pennsylvania.
Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion.
Q. Why was the calculator sad?
A. Because it had too many problems to solve!
Q. Why did the cow want some cheese?
A. Because it's MOOlicious!
Q. What did the Ghost Busters have on their hands?
A. Ghost blisters.
Q. Where do pirates like to eat?
Q. If a very small fish married a young dog, what would their baby be called?
A. A guppy puppy.
Q. Mary's mum had three children. One was called April, the second was May. What was the name of the last one?
Q. What do you call a super hero who has lost his powers?
A. A super-zero.
Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.
Q. You are trapped in a room and there are 3 doors. Each door has something behind it. The first door has two hungry lions that have not eaten in four years. The second door has electric lasers all across the room. The third has three ninjas ready to attack. Which door would you pick to go through?
A. The first because the lions would be dead if they have not eaten for 4 years!
Q. What's the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
A. Getting lost.
Q. You're stuck in a cement box, all you have is a mirror and a table, how do you get out?
A. You take the mirror, you see what you saw, grab the saw, cut the table in half, one half plus one half equals one whole, you take the hole put it in the wall and walk out.
Q. Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window?
A. He wanted to see time fly!
Q. What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?
A. The number nine.
Q. Why do people like vampires so much?
A. Because they are FANGtastic!
Q. Tall in the morning, short at noon, gone at night but I'll be back soon. What am I?
A. A shadow!
Q. Why did the coach go to the bank?
A. To get his quarterback.
Q. Why did the nose feel sad?
A. Because he always got picked on!
Q. What street does a vampire live on?
A. A dead end!
Q. Why did the horse cross the road?
A. To get to the other NEIGH-bourhood.
Q. What did Delaware?
A. A New Jersey!
Q. Why are pirates called pirates?
A. Because they AAARRR!
Q. Why don't skeletons fight?
A. Because they don't have the guts!
Q. What is the end of everything?
A. The letter G.
Q. Why did the mushroom have so many friends?
A. Because he was a fungi!
Q. What kind of bats swing upside down?
Q. What do polar bears like to snack on?
A. Eskimo thighs.
Q. What is a cow's favourite movie?
Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.
Q. What can you find in the middle of a tornado?
A. The letter N.
Q. What did the cannibal say after he ate a clown?
A. "That tasted funny!"
Q. The person who makes it sells it, the person who buys it never uses it, the person who is in it doesn't know it, what is it?
A. A coffin.
Q. Where do bees go after they are married?
A. On their HONEY-moon!
Q. What goes up but does not go down?
A. Your age!
Q. What did Cinderella say to the photographer?
A. "Someday my prints will come!"
Q. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A. A pouch potato.
Q. How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
A. Poker face!
Q. What has four wheels and flies?
A. Garbage truck!
Q. Why did the boat go on a diet?
A. It wanted to be ship-shape.
Q. What does a phone eat?
Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?
A. An egg.
Q. What do you call a deaf dinosaur?
A. Anything you like, he can't hear you!
Q. What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?
A. One is a cat copy, the other is a copy cat.
Q. There was no moon and a black car with no headlights was driving on a black road. On the black road there was a black dog. The car avoided the dog. How is this possible?
A. It was daytime.
Q. Why did the millionaire refuse to move to Alaska?
A. He didn't want to freeze his assets.
Q. Why did the firefighter put his belt on?
A. To hold his pants up!
Q. There are 2 cats, one is French and the other English. The French cat's name was Un Deux Trois and the English cat's name was One Two Three. Both cats think they're better than the other. To determine this they have a swimming contest. Which cat wins and why?
A. The English cat, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq! (Un Deux Trois cat sank)
Q. A bus driver was going down the road. He passed a stop sign without stopping, went on the left side of the road, and ran a red light, yet he didn't get fined. Why?
A. Because he wasn't driving a bus, he was walking!
Q. What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?
A. A synonym roll.
Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."
Q. What did one leaf say to the other?
A. "See you next fall!!"
Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.
Q. Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
A. Because their feet stink.
Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A. "You look flushed."
Q. What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and cuts grass?
A. A lawn MEOW-er!
Q. What did the glue say to the teacher?
A. "I'm stuck on you."
Q. Why did the dalmation go to the eye doctor?
A. Because he kept seeing spots.
Q. Why did the students study in the aeroplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.
Q. What does a French cow say?
A. "Moo Lala!"
Q. What has 3 feet but cannot walk?
A. A yardstick!
Q. What comes twice in a week, never in a month and once in a year?
A. The letter E.
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests!
Q. What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A. A wonkey.
Q. What do T-shirts love to play?
Q. What pet does everybody have?
A. A carPET!
Q. Sam, Lula, Mike, and Kayla all live in a house. Mike and Kayla went out to the movies and when they got back Lula was on the floor dead in a pile of broken glass and water. Sam was on the couch sleeping and didn't know what happened. How did Lula die?
A. Sam is a dog and Lula is a fish. Sam pushed over the fish bowl.
Q. Where is the zombie's favorite room in the house?
A. The living room.
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. CELL phones.
Q. Why don't ducks tell jokes when they are flying?
A. Because they just might quack up.
Q. Why did the banana factory shut down?
A. Because they chucked out all the bent ones!
Q. What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Q. When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
A. When it is read!
Q. What is the easiest way to be on TV?
A. Sit on it!
Q. What is a dentist's favourite game?
A. Tooth or Dare!
Q. What runs but has no legs?
A. A nose!
Q. What do you call a pig dressed as Frankenstein?
Q. Which restaurants are good at math?
Q. Which letter of the alphabet keeps us waiting?
A. Q. (queue)
Q. What do you call a shark that swallowed a bunch of keys?
Q. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A. An investiGATOR!
Q. What is a crate's favorite sport?
Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!
Q. Where do you send a soldier with a toothache?
A. To the drill sergeant!
Q. Why were the pirates so good at singing?
A. They were working on the high Cs.
Q. What does the baby popcorn call his dad?
Q. What animal never tells the truth?
A. A lion.
Q. Why did the bank robber take a bath?
A. So he could make a clean getaway.
Q. What devours everything and everything devours it?
Q. Who do you call when you break your toe?
A. The toe truck!
Q. What has no lid, key, or hinge yet golden treasure is hid inside?
A. An egg!
Q. What runs around a house but never moves?
A. A fence.
Q. What money do dogs and cats have?
A. Kitty cash and doggy dollars.
Q. What did the cab driver wear to the ball?
A. A TAXIdo!
Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!
Q. What are the strongest animals in the ocean?
Q. What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
A. They peel.
Q. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
Q. What is red and has fangs?
A. An apple. I lied about the fangs!
Q. What kind of birds always stay together?
Q. What is a cow's favorite ice cream?
Q. What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
A. Evaporated milk.
Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"
Q. What is the best way to see a flying saucer?
A. Trip a waiter.
Q. Why didn't the lifegaurd save the hippie?
A. Because he was too far out, man.
Q. What do you get if you cross a porcupine and a giraffe?
A. A seven metre long toothbrush!
Q. Why is a snake lucky?
A. Because you can't pull its leg!
Q. Paul is six feet tall. He is an assistant in a butcher shop. He wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Q. Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
A. Because they are always stuffed.
Q. What animal is NOT allowed to play in games or contests?
A. Cheetahs (cheaters)
Q. What is brown, has a tail and a head, but no legs?
A. A penny!
Q. How can you tell which end is the head of a worm?
A. Tickle the middle and see where it laughs!
Q. What do you call a bunny with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny.
Q. What time does a duck wake up?
A. At the QUACK of dawn.
Q. Why should you never shower with a pokemon?
A. Because they Pikachu (peek at you).
Q. Why don't penguins live in Britain?
A. Because they're scared of Wales!
Q. Why do teachers give you homework?
A. Just to annoy you.
Q. What do you do when your fish is off?
A. You tune it up!
Q. If you see more of it, you see less of everything else. What is it?
Q. What do you call a dog who wins a race?
A. A weiner.
Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
Q. What's black and white and red all over?
A. A sunburned zebra!
Q. What did the flower say to the bike?
Q. What is the smartest city in America?
A. Alabama because it has four A's and one B!
Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!
Q. What is a snake's favourite subject?
Q. What can you catch but never throw?
A. A cold.
Q. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?
A. He had no body to dance with!
Q. How do you attach a duck to the wall?
A. With Duck tape!
Q. Why did the dog stay out of the sun?
A. So he wouldn't be a hotdog.
Q. Why was the ghost on the cheerleading squad?
A. It wanted to add a little team spirit.
Q. Why would it be silly to send a letter to Washington?
A. Because he is dead.
Q. What is in fingers, toolboxes and snails?
Q. What did the big hand on the clock say to the little hand?
A. "Hour you today?"
Q. Which tree doesn't play checkers?
A. The Chestnut.
Q. What's yesterday's tomorrow?
Q. Why was Dracula put in jail?
A. He tried to rob a blood bank.
Q. What's big, grey and has red spots?
A. An elephant with chicken pox!
Q. What happens when you cross the tango and a waltz?
A. A wango!
Q. What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
Q. Why don't they play cards in Africa?
A. There are too many Cheetahs!
Q. What does a toad say when it sees something great?
A. "TOADaly Awesome!"
Q. Why did the telephone go to the jewelry store?
A. He wanted a new ring.
Q. What is a flower between your nose and your chin?
A. Two lips. (Tulips)
Q. What is the British Secret Service's best yellow-haired spy?
A. James Blonde!
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