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500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

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Q. Why didn't the police catch the banana?
A. Because it split!

Q. When does 10 + 3 = 1?
A. On the clock.

Q. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew!

Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."

Q. What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
A. Glass flippers.

Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!

Q. Why did the bee get married?
A. Because she found her honey.

Q. What has a never ending life cycle?
A. Laundry.

Q. What are the strongest days of the week?
A. Saturday and Sunday because all the rest are WEAK days!

Q. Why did the gum cross the road?
A. It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Q. What is white, black and red all over?
A. An embarrassed penguin.

Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a hole in one!

Q. What kind of running means walking
A. Running out of gas.

Q. What do you call an an ant sticking out of the ground?
A. A plANT!

Q. Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window?
A. He wanted to see time fly!

Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A. "I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."

Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A. Poker Face!

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No idea. (No eye deer)

Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. An injured penguin.

Q. How do you get rid of a boomerang?
A. Throw it down a one way street!

Q. Why he did the book want to work with the police?
A. Because he wanted to work under cover.

Q. Where did the cow go on a holiday?
A. MOO York.

Q. There was a man who walked into a bar and asked if he could have a glass of water but the bartender pointed a gun at him and the man who asked for water said thank you and left. Why did he say thank you?
A. Because the man had the hiccups.

Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?
A. An egg.

Q. Did you hear about the kidnapping?
A. He finally woke up!

Q. What time do you go to the dentist?
A. Tooth hurty!

Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A. "You look flushed."

Q. Which state has the smallest soft drinks?
A. Mini-Soda!

Q. I have 7 children half of them are boys, what is the other half?
A. They were all boys.

Q. Where do ghosts buy their food?
A. At the GHOSTery Store.

Q. Why did the surfer wear a baseball mitt?
A. He wanted to catch a wave.

Q. What has no lid, key, or hinge yet golden treasure is hid inside?
A. An egg!

Q. Where did the boy take his pet pig to?
A. The Ham-usement park!

Q. Why don't they play cards in Africa?
A. There are too many Cheetahs!

Q. What kind of shoes does a spy wear?
A. Sneakers.

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A. Jurassic Pork.

Q. Ike went through the town casuing havoc and he was on the news and in the newspaper. What is Ike?
A. A hurricane!

Q. What is a cow's favorite ice cream?
A. MOOnila!

Q. What did the cab driver wear to the ball?
A. A TAXIdo!

Q. There is a black house, grey house, red house, yellow house, green house and brown house. What colour house does President Obama live in?
A. The White House!

Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!

Q. What's black when you get it, red when you use it and white when you're finished?
A. Charcoal.

Q. What letter is looking for causes?
A. Y.

Q. Why don't ducks get letters?
A. Because they already have bills!

Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!

Q. What movie tells the tale of a pizza maker bitten by an arachnid?
A. Spi-dough Man.

Q. What animal should you not play cards with?
A. A Cheetah!

Q. What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you berry much."

Q. What did Sergeant Peanut Butter shout to his jelly police officers?
A. "Spread out, men!"

Q. If a very small fish married a young dog, what would their baby be called?
A. A guppy puppy.

Q. What did the joey say to the turtle?
A. "I can take my home with me too."

Q. Which animal is the oldest in the world?
A. The zebra because it's still black and white.

Q. How much is the moon worth?
A. One dollar, because it has four quarters.

Q. What begins and ends with e but only has one letter?
A. An envelope.

Q. There is a one story house and everything in it is blue. The walls are blue, the ceiling is blue and the floor is blue. What color are the stairs?
A. There are no stairs in a one story house!

Q. What smells like red paint but is blue?
A. Blue paint.

Q. What loses its head every day and gets it back every night?
A. A pillow.

Q. What sort of animal is a slug?
A. A snail with housing problems!

Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"

Q. What's the biggest type of moth?
A. A mammoth.

Q. Why did Batman cross his legs?
A. He had to go to the BATroom!

Q. What is the smartest city in America?
A. Alabama because it has four A's and one B!

Q. There was a train with passengers inside. Suddenly the train crashed, where would the survivors be buried?
A. No where, they are the survivors!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was getting tired of just standing there!

Q. What do you get with a kangoroo and a snake?
A. A jump rope.

Q. What is a 3 letter word that gets bigger when you add 3 letters?
A. Big!

Q. What football team makes the most money?
A. The Buck-aneers.

Q. What has 6 legs, 4 eyes, 4 ears, 2 noses, 2 mouths and 2 heads?
A. A man sitting on a horse.

Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. A zebra with the chicken pox.

Q. What do you get when you cross a monkey and a pansy?
A. A chimpansy.

Q. Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?
A. Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the possums how it's done.

Q. What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Q. Why do mushrooms like to tell jokes?
A. Because they're a fungi!

Q. What can you catch but never throw?
A. A cold.

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Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!

Q. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
A. To keep an eye on the mouse.

Q. If there was a spelling test, which animal would win?
A. The bee!

Q. If athletes get athletes foot then what do astronauts get?
A. Missle-toe.

Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because its only got one boot.

Q. What animal sleeps with its shoes on?
A. A horse.

Q. What's tasty but dangerous?
A. A mouse trap.

Q. Why did the boat go on a diet?
A. It wanted to be ship-shape.

Q. Why did the TV go out with the heater?
A. Because he thought she was hot!

Q. What letter is an exclamation?
A. O!

Q. I am tall when I am young and short when I am old. What am I?
A. A candle.

Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts.

Q. What does a surprised iceberg say?
A. "Goodness Glacius!"

Q. What do cheerleaders drink?
A. Root beer.

Q. What happened to the wind?
A. It blew away!

Q. Why don't ducks tell jokes when they are flying?
A. Because they just might quack up.

Q. Which letter of the alphabet has the most people in it?
A. Q (queue).

Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!

Q. What does an injured lemon need?
A. Lemon Aid!

Q. What do you get when you put jeans in the microwave?
A. Four hotpockets.

Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.

Q. A women shot her husband, put him under water for 5 minutes, and then hung him. Later, they went out to dinner. How did he survive, and then go out to dinner?
A. She was a photographer!

Q. What did the flower say to the bike?
A. "Petal!"

Q. What is in and out, big and small, short and tall, up and down, and all around?
A. Life and time.

Q. What do people have in common with a math book?
A. We've all got a lot of problems!

Q. What is a dog that sneezes?
A. Achoowawa!

Q. What's a frog's favorite year?
A. Leap year!

Q. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
A. One is really heavy. The other is a little lighter.

Q. There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
A. A watermelon!

Q. Where are the most cows born?
A. COWlifornia.

Q. What seven letters did the robber say when he saw nothing in the safe?
A. "O I C U R M T!"

Q. What is a parrot's favorite food on the 4th of July?
A. Fire crackers!

Q. What cheese is not yours?
A. Nacho Cheese.

Q. What 10 letter word starts with gas?
A. An A-U-T-O-M-O-B-I-L-E.

Q. How did the teacher knit a suit of armor?
A. She used steel wool!

Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.

Q. What is white on the outside, green on the inside and hops?
A. A frog sandwich.

Q. What did the fish say to the chip?
A. "We were made for each other."

Q. What has 6 eyes but cannot see?
A. Three blind mice.

Q. Why is the letter T like an island?
A. Because it is in the middle of waTer.

Q. What does an eagle use to write with?
A. A bald point pen!

Q. What is something you will never see again?
A. The past.

Q. It is greater than God and more evil than devil. The poor have it. The rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?
A. Nothing!

Q. Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
A. Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall down!

Q. What did the magazine say to the pencil?
A. "You are looking very sharp today."

Q. A man pushes a car to a hotel and realizes he's bankrupt. Why?
A. He's playing Monopoly!

Q. What kind of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper?
A. Any dog, skyscrapers can't jump.

Q. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
A. Lost.

Q. What school do planets and stars go to to study?
A. UNIVERSity!

Q. What do you call an angry polar bear?
A. Nothing, just run.

Q. What kind of bagel can fly?
A. A plain bagel.

Q. If a man was born in Spain, raised in Russia, grew old in Greece and died in America, what is he?
A. Dead.

Q. What gets smaller as it gets higher?
A. An airplane!

Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.

Q. Why was the little bird punished?
A. It was caught peeping in school.

Q. What do you call an Italian cow that likes coffee?
A. De-calf.

Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!

Q. What does a tree drink?
A. Root beer!

Q. Why did the strawberry cross the road?
A. Because his mom was in a jam!

Q. What is the easiest way to be on TV?
A. Sit on it!

Q. What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?
A. Tulips.

Q. What is a mouth that won't shut up?
A. A blabber mouth.

Q. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A. I don't know and I don't care.

Q. The person who makes it sells it, the person who buys it never uses it, the person who is in it doesn't know it, what is it?
A. A coffin.

Q. Why do gorillas have broad fingers?
A. Because they have large nostrils.

Q. If chickens get up when the rooster crows, when do ducks get up?
A. At the quack of dawn!

Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!

Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.

Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a camel?
A. A lumpy milkshake!

Q. I'm at the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space. I'm at the beginning of every end and the end of every place. What am I?
A. The letter E!

Q. What dog loves to take a shower?
A. A shamPOODLE.

Q. Why don't farmers sew?
A. Because their needle is in a haystack.

Q. A skunk, a frog and a duck wanted to go to the movies. The movies cost a dollar, which animal got to go?
A. The frog because it was the only one with a greenback.

Q. Why is arithmetic hard work?
A. All those numerals you have to carry.

Q. Mary and John were sitting in the family room one night. John was watching TV and Mary was reading a book. All of a sudden the power went out, so John decided to go to bed, but Mary kept on reading without any artificial light. How is this possible?
A. Mary was blind and was reading braile!

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