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Q. What room can't ghosts go in?
A. The LIVING room!
Q. What does a cow grow on its face?
A. A MOOstache.
Q. What do you call a smart pig?
Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.
Q. What tree do fingers grow off of?
A. A palm tree!
Q. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A. A dog a sore!
Q. Why do gorillas have broad fingers?
A. Because they have large nostrils.
Q. What loses its head every day and gets it back every night?
A. A pillow.
Q. Why was the doctor angry?
A. He lost his patients.
Q. Why did the children eat their homework?
A. Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Q. What should you do when you see a green alien?
A. Wait until it's ripe!
Q. What colour is a burp?
Q. What would we do if we found bad plants spoiling our lawn?
A. We'd weed.
Q. What are the strongest days of the week?
A. Saturday and Sunday because all the rest are WEAK days!
Q. Which tree doesn't play checkers?
A. The Chestnut.
Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.
Q. What gets wetter as it dries?
A. A towel!
Q. Why was the clock in the cafeteria always slow?
A. Because every lunch it went back four seconds!
Q. What do you call a pig dressed as Frankenstein?
Q. I have 7 children half of them are boys, what is the other half?
A. They were all boys.
Q. What does not ask questions but must be answered?
A. A doorbell.
Q. Which is the best month for a parade?
Q. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Q. What kind of shoes does a spy wear?
Q. Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
A. To find Pluto.
Q. Why did the dog stay out of the sun?
A. So he wouldn't be a hotdog.
Q. What happens when an Egyptian prince's daddy dies?
A. His daddy becomes a mummy.
Q. How is bubble gum similar to a Wookie?
A. It's Chewy.
Q. Why did the whale laugh?
A. Because he saw the sea's bottom.
Q. Imagine you are in a boat. You were being circled by sharks. One shark is about to bite you. What should you do?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. What jumps higher than a building?
A. Everything, buildings don't jump.
Q. What is the best way to see a flying saucer?
A. Trip a waiter.
Q. How can a rose ride a bike?
A. It uses its petals!
Q. What gate can't you enter?
Q. What did the cat need when it was having trouble seeing?
A. A PURRscription!
Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!
Q. What animal never tells the truth?
A. A lion.
Q. What is a parrot's favorite food on the 4th of July?
A. Fire crackers!
Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.
Q. Why is U the happiest letter?
A. Because it is in the middle of fun
Q. Why did the cow go to Hollywood?
A. She wanted to be a movie star.
Q. In a green house lives a green man and in the pink house lives a pink man. Who lives in the white house?
A. The president.
Q. Why was 10 afraid of 9?
A. Because 9 8 7!
Q. What did the Malteeser want to be when it grew up?
A. A Smartie.
Q. What is in and out, big and small, short and tall, up and down, and all around?
A. Life and time.
Q. Why did the mattress go the doctor?
A. It had spring fever.
Q. What has a thousand legs, a long neck but no head?
A. A broom.
Q. What is a TV's favorite thing to do at the the beach?
A. Channel surf.
Q. Q. Rail road crossing, watch out for the cars, can you spell that with out any Rs?
Q. What does an orange do when it takes a test?
A. It concentrates!
Q. How did Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicle!
Q. What letter is an exclamation?
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. Why did Patrick eat money?
A. His mum said it was his lunch money.
Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!
Q. There are ten cats on a boat. One jumps off, how many are left?
A. None, they were all copy cats!
Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!
Q. Why did the monkey cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired.
Q. What do birds get when they are ill?
Q. Why should you never play hide and seek with mountains?
A. Mountains always peek (peak).
Q. Where did the boat go when it was sick?
A. His dock.
Q. What is something you will never see again?
A. The past.
Q. What's the richest kind of air?
Q. Why couldn't the girl dial 911?
A. She couldn't find the 11.
Q. What did the spider do when he went on his computer?
A. He went on his web site!
Q. What do you get if you cross some bubble bath and a famous detective?
A. Sherlock Foams.
Q. What do you call a deaf dinosaur?
A. Anything you like, he can't hear you!
Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.
Q. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A. I don't know and I don't care.
Q. If you see more of it, you see less of everything else. What is it?
Q. What day has day in it but isn't Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, or Saturday?
Q. Why did the starfish breakup with the lobster?
A. Because he was SHELLfish.
Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion.
Q. What do you get with a kangoroo and a snake?
A. A jump rope.
Q. What did the crocodile say to the waiter in the cafe?
A. I want bacon, eggs, and toast and make it SNAPPY!
Q. What do you call a bell that can do gymnastics?
A. A flexi-bell.
Q. What did the little light bulb say to its mum?
A. "I wuv you watts and watts!"
Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q. Why was the woman so happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?
A. The box said 2-4 years!
Q. What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A. Rubber band because it stretches!
Q. What's new at the zoo?
A. A gnu!
Q. What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?
A. Time to buy a new clock.
Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
A. A slug.
Q. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?
A. Nothing, they just waved!
Q. Who was the straightest man in the Bible?
A. Joseph, Pharoah made a ruler out of him.
Q. What kind of bug goes Zzub Zzub?
A. A bumble bee flying backward!
Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal?
A. Bone appetite!
Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.
Q. There was a little moron and a big moron sitting on the edge of a bridge. The big moron fell off but the little one didn't, how come?
A. He was a little more on!
Q. What did the cab driver wear to the ball?
A. A TAXIdo!
Q. What did the sick freight elevator say?
A. "I think I'm coming down with something."
Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!
Q. Why was the little bird punished?
A. It was caught peeping in school.
Q. What did one leaf say to the other?
A. "See you next fall!!"
Q. Why didn't the Dallas Cowboys want to beat the Denver Broncos in a game?
A. Because they needed a ride home!
Q. What is always blue (sad) but always smiles?
A. A smurf.
Q. What has four legs, stands and is helpful to people?
A. A table!
Q. Why do sharks live in salty water?
A. Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Q. Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
A. Because they are always stuffed.
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
Q. What time do you go to the dentist?
A. Tooth hurty!
Q. Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
A. Because their feet stink.
Q. What did the tornado ask the car?
A. "Wanna go for a spin?"
Q. Why do people like vampires so much?
A. Because they are FANGtastic!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was getting tired of just standing there!
Q. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A. A pouch potato.
Q. What did the candle say to the other candle?
A. "Are you going out tonight?"
Q. What is the best way to catch a squirrel?
A. Act like a nut.
Q. What does the baby popcorn call his dad?
Q. Why did the policeman stay in bed?
A. Because he was an undercover cop.
Q. Why did the skeleton flunk out?
A. His heart was not in it!
Q. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
A. One is really heavy. The other is a little lighter.
Q. What does an eagle use to write with?
A. A bald point pen!
Q. If a rooster laid a white egg and a brown egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
A. None. Roosters don't lay eggs.
Q. What is a cat's favorite color?
Q. Why should you never shower with a pokemon?
A. Because they Pikachu (peek at you).
Q. What do people have in common with a math book?
A. We've all got a lot of problems!
Q. What is white on the outside, green on the inside and hops?
A. A frog sandwich.
Q. Why did the pencil cross the road first?
A. He was the LEADer!
Q. What is the hardest thing to hold that even the strongest person in the world has difficulty with?
A. Your breath.
Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.
Q. Why did the gum cross the road?
A. It was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q. What do you call an angry polar bear?
A. Nothing, just run.
Q. What is the biggest word in the world?
A. Smiles. There is a mile in between each S.
Q. Why did the rope go to the doctor?
A. It had a knot in its stomach.
Q. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A. "You're way too young to smoke."
Q. What does a wolf say on Halloween?
A. "Happy HOWLoween!"
Q. What was Mr. Cow and Mrs. Cow's favorite time together?
A. When they went on their honeyMOOn.
Q. Where does a 600 pound gorilla sit?
A. Anywhere he wants!
Q. What did the frog order at the burger place?
A. French flies and a diet croak.
Q. The more you take of these, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Q. What is white with black spots and goes, "Oo, oo, oo"?
A. A cow with no lips.
Q. What is a bird's favorite treat?
Q. Why did the turtle cross the street?
A. To get to the Shell station.
Q. What has no lid, key, or hinge yet golden treasure is hid inside?
A. An egg!
Q. What does a cloud wear under it's raincoat?
Q. Why is the letter B so cool?
A. Because it is in between A C!
Q. What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
A. "Catch up!"
Q. What did the banana say to the judge?
A. "I'm sure to win this case on a-peel!"
Q. What smells like red paint but is blue?
A. Blue paint.
Q. What did one cliff say to the other cliff?
A. "Don't try to bluff me."
Q. Why did the newspaper blush?
A. Because he saw the comic strip.
Q. You're riding on a horse and you realize there's a lion chasing you and a giraffe is in front of you. What do you do?
A. Jump off the merry-go-round!
Q. Which restaurants are good at math?
Q. What do you call a kangaroo that sneezes alot?
A. A kanga-choo.
Q. Why did the camper bring a baseball player to camp?
A. To pitch the tent.
Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!
Q. What gets smaller as it gets higher?
A. An airplane!
Q. What is a snowman's favorite food?
A. Ice Krispy treats.
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