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Q. What do you need if you see a kangaroo 20 miles away?
A. I don't know, but you sure don't need glasses.
Q. What do you get with a kangoroo and a snake?
A. A jump rope.
Q. Why was the woman so happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?
A. The box said 2-4 years!
Q. What is white with black spots and goes, "Oo, oo, oo"?
A. A cow with no lips.
Q. Where do bees go after they are married?
A. On their HONEY-moon!
Q. How many sides does a circle have?
A. Two, inside and out.
Q. What do babies and basketball players have in common?
A. They dribble.
Q. What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
A. A chew-chew train.
Q. What can you break without touching it?
A. Someone's heart.
Q. What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Q. Who was the straightest man in the Bible?
A. Joseph, Pharoah made a ruler out of him.
Q. What's a frog's favorite year?
A. Leap year!
Q. How do you throw a tent?
A. You pitch it!
Q. What kind of bug goes Zzub Zzub?
A. A bumble bee flying backward!
Q. What do you call an overweight E.T.?
A. Extra Cholesterol!
Q. What street does a vampire live on?
A. A dead end!
Q. What sits outside all year long and is Irish?
A. Paddy O'furniture.
Q. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A. Bunny toots!
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
Q. What is the fastest country in the world?
Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch-dog.
Q. What do you call a person with a tree for a briefcase?
A. A branch manager.
Q. Why did the TV go out with the heater?
A. Because he thought she was hot!
Q. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECK!
Q. If a very small fish married a young dog, what would their baby be called?
A. A guppy puppy.
Q. Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A. Because it's too far to walk!
Q. What did the hat say to the scarf?
A. "You can hang around. I'll just go on a head!"
Q. What did the vampire bring to the baseball field?
A. His bats!
Q. What did the scientist say to the hydrogen atom that claimed it lost an electron?
A. "Are you positive?"
Q. What's black and white and red all over?
A. A sunburned zebra!
Q. What did the vampire say to his wife?
A. "Your neck looks slimmer."
Q. What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
A. Evaporated milk.
Q. Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Q. What do polar bears like to snack on?
A. Eskimo thighs.
Q. Why is getting up in the morning like a pig's tail?
A. It's twirly. (Too early)
Q. What do you call a cow who learns how to belly dance?
A. A milkshake!
Q. What can run, play and move around yet it cannot breath?
A. A CD or DVD!
Q. Where can you find a 3 foot ruler?
A. At a yard sale.
Q. What is green and white when it is up and red when it hits the ground?
A. A watermelon.
Q. What does the sun skate on?
Q. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the baseball game?
A. He wanted to tie up the score!
Q. What disappears when you turn the light on?
A. The dark!
Q. What happens if you call 611 for the police?
A. The police car comes to you upside down!
Q. What did the ghost say when it sneezed?
A. "Ahh BOO!"
Q. What's black, white and blue all over?
A. A cold zebra.
Q. What's black and white and can climb trees?
A. A panda.
Q. What is the world's largest beverage?
A. MinneSODA. (Minnesota)
Q. What has lots of teeth but can't chew a thing?
A. A comb!
Q. What is a cow's favourite drink?
A. MOO Juice.
Q. Why don't penguins live in Britain?
A. Because they're scared of Wales!
Q. What did the spider do when he went on his computer?
A. He went on his web site!
Q. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A. Open TOAD sandals.
Q. What did one leaf say to the other?
A. "See you next fall!!"
Q. What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder?
A. He got a little behind in his work!
Q. What's bigger when it's upside down?
A. A 6!
Q. What is as light as a feather but not even the strongest man in the world can hold it for more than a few minutes?
Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!
Q. What's brown and blue and swings through the jungle?
A. A monkey wearing a denim jacket!
Q. What did the little light bulb say to its mum?
A. "I wuv you watts and watts!"
Q. Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
A. Because they are always stuffed.
Q. What letter is an exclamation?
Q. What did the paper cowboy say to the pencil cowboy?
Q. What is Santa's favorite snack?
A. Ho, hos!
Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!
Q. What did the duck say to the clerk?
A. "Put it on my bill."
Q. Why did the cookie cry?
A. Because his mother was a wafer too long!
Q. If a rooster laid a white egg and a brown egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
A. None. Roosters don't lay eggs.
Q. What did the sea say to the shore?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q. Which is the loudest vowel?
A. The letter I. It is always in the midst of noise
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
A. A creamy quacker!
Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!
Q. What did the fish say to the other fish?
A. "(O)(o)(O)(o)(O)" (Hello)
Q. What kind of birds always stay together?
Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!
Q. What animal is NOT allowed to play in games or contests?
A. Cheetahs (cheaters)
Q. What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
A. Glass flippers.
Q. If you're Scottish when you go into the bathroom and you're Scottish when you go out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the toilet?
A. European (you are peeing).
Q. Where will you find the biggest rope in the world?
A. In EuROPE!
Q. What kind of motorcycle does a pig drive?
A. A hog!
Q. Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?
A. Counterfeit money.
Q. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).
Q. Why didn't the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test?
A. Because he didn't want anything to slip his mind.
Q. What is a cow's favorite ice cream?
Q. What goes up when the rain comes down?
A. An umbrella!
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q. Why did the baby chick cross the road?
A. It was take-your-child-to-work day.
Q. What is the British Secret Service's best yellow-haired spy?
A. James Blonde!
Q. In a green house lives a green man and in the pink house lives a pink man. Who lives in the white house?
A. The president.
Q. How come a cheetah can't play hide and seek?
A. Because he's already been spotted.
Q. What goes through towns and hills but never moves?
Q. What cheese is not yours?
A. Nacho Cheese.
Q. What did the iPhone say to the other iPhone?
A. "It is nice to text you."
Q. What do you call a square that's been in an accident?
A. A WRECKtangle.
Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!
Q. How many letters are in the alphabet?
A. 11, T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Q. How do you know if a vampire has a sore throat?
A. You can hear him coughin'.
Q. Why did the duck cross the road?
A. Because it thought it was a chicken.
Q. Why is there no air in space?
A. Because the Milky Way would go bad.
Q. What is black and white and when you kick it it flies?
A. A soccer ball!
Q. Which nail does a carpenter hate to hit?
A. A thumbnail.
Q. What is green and hangs off trees?
A. Giraffe snot.
Q. Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
A. Because Noah sat on the deck!
Q. Why did the camper bring a baseball player to camp?
A. To pitch the tent.
Q. Have you heard the joke about the bed?
A. It hasn't been made yet!
Q. What is a flower between your nose and your chin?
A. Two lips. (Tulips)
Q. What did one cliff say to the other cliff?
A. "Don't try to bluff me."
Q. Did you hear about the man who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
A. He kept popping out of bed all night!
Q. I am found on land and in the sea but I don't walk or swim. I travel by foot but I'm toeless. No matter where I go I'm never far from home. Who am I?
A. A snail.
Q. What gets broken without being held?
A. A promise.
Q. What does a wolf say on Halloween?
A. "Happy HOWLoween!"
Q. Where did the mother monster put her child when she was at work?
A. At day-SCARE!
Q. What letter is looking for causes?
Q. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?
A. He had no body to dance with!
Q. What fish can help you build a house?
A. A hammerhead shark.
Q. What happens when an Egyptian prince's daddy dies?
A. His daddy becomes a mummy.
Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts.
Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
A. It's not right.
Q. Why did the rancher name his ranch "Peanut Butter"?
A. It was a great spread.
Q. Why did the orange lose the race?
A. Because it ran out of juice.
Q. What did the sun say to the sheep and the cloud?
A. "Whoa, are y'all related?"
Q. What book can you look in to find words that are not true?
A. The fiction-ary!
Q. What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
A. The space bar!
Q. What did the judge say when the skunk got off the stage?
A. "You stink!"
Q. What do you call a deaf dinosaur?
A. Anything you like, he can't hear you!
Q. What do you get when you cross a monkey and a pansy?
A. A chimpansy.
Q. Which country is the slipperiest?
Q. What dog loves to take a shower?
A. A shamPOODLE.
Q. Why did the student bring scissors to class?
A. He wanted to cut class!
Q. You have a candle, a stove, and a fireplace and a match. Which one would you light first?
A. The match!
Q. Why are fish smart?
A. Because they travel in schools.
Q. What kind of animals do clocks have?
Q. You're riding on a horse and you realize there's a lion chasing you and a giraffe is in front of you. What do you do?
A. Jump off the merry-go-round!
Q. Why do hair dressers always get places faster?
A. Because they know all the short cuts.
Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)
Q. Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
A. Because he had a dino-SORE!
Q. As I get older, I become shorter. What am I?
A. A pencil!
Q. What vegetable has eyes but can't see?
A. A potato.
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
Q. What did the baseball say to the cake batter?
A. "Batter up."
Q. What does a toad say when it sees something great?
A. "TOADaly Awesome!"
Q. How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat of your car?
A. Have him sit in front with you.
Q. What do you call a bell that can do gymnastics?
A. A flexi-bell.
Q. Why did the Smartie go to school?
A. Because he wanted to be smarter.
Q. What time does a duck wake up?
A. At the QUACK of dawn.
Q. What do you call a deer that makes money?
A. A buck!
Q. How much is the moon worth?
A. One dollar, because it has four quarters.
Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!
Q. Why did the clock go to the principal's office?
A. For tocking too much!
Q. What do dogs and trees have in common?
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