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Q. Why did the orange get stuck up the on the mountain?
A. Because he ran out of juice.
Q. What kind of murderer has fibre?
A. A cereal killer.
Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!
Q. What kind of motorcycle does a pig drive?
A. A hog!
Q. How do you make a milk shake?
A. Give it a good scare!
Q. In what way can the letter A help a deaf lady?
A. It can make her hear.
Q. What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?
A. One is a cat copy, the other is a copy cat.
Q. What do you call a man in a bush?
Q. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
A. To Pennsylvania.
Q. Why didn't the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test?
A. Because he didn't want anything to slip his mind.
Q. There was a train with passengers inside. Suddenly the train crashed, where would the survivors be buried?
A. No where, they are the survivors!
Q. What did the duck put in its soup?
Q. When is the best time to buy budgies?
A. When they're going cheap.
Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!
Q. What is a snake's favourite subject?
Q. Which animal is the oldest in the world?
A. The zebra because it's still black and white.
Q. What's an insect's favorite sport?
Q. Why was the doctor angry?
A. He lost his patients.
Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at the front door?
Q. What is a parrot's favorite food on the 4th of July?
A. Fire crackers!
Q. What is a dog that sneezes?
Q. What do you call two spiders who just got married?
Q. One day I was in my car and crashed into a pole. I died sadly. But when I got up to heaven I could see grandma standing with Adam and Eve. The question is how did I know it was Adam and Eve?
A. Because they had no belly-buttons!
Q. What goes around the world but stays in one place?
A. A stamp.
Q. What do you call a cat that eats lemons?
A. A sourpuss.
Q. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A. Pork Chop!
Q. What question can a person ask all day long, getting a different answer each time, yet all the answers are correct?
A. What time is it?
Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.
Q. What did the dragon say after laying 50 eggs?
A. "I'm EGGShausted!"
Q. A tomato, a cabbage and a hose were in a race. The tomato was red and the cabbage was a vegetable. Who won?
A. The hose was running, the cabbage was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Q. What seven letters did the robber say when he saw nothing in the safe?
A. "O I C U R M T!"
Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!
Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Q. What jumps higher than a building?
A. Everything, buildings don't jump.
Q. What did one burp say to the next?
A. Let's be stinkers and sneak out the back!
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests!
Q. What kind of running means walking
A. Running out of gas.
Q. What kind of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper?
A. Any dog, skyscrapers can't jump.
Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.
Q. Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?
A. Times Square.
Q. What did Cinderella say to the photographer?
A. "Someday my prints will come!"
Q. How can a rose ride a bike?
A. It uses its petals!
Q. What has the fur of a cat, the whiskers of a cat, ears of a car, a tail of a cat, but is not a cat?
A. A kitten.
Q. What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
A. "We make a good match!"
Q. What did one cliff say to the other cliff?
A. "Don't try to bluff me."
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a tiger?
A. I don't know but you better behave in its class!
Q. What is black, white and red all over?
A. An embarassed zebra!
Q. Why do people like vampires so much?
A. Because they are FANGtastic!
Q. Why did the starfish breakup with the lobster?
A. Because he was SHELLfish.
Q. What is brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
Q. What did the picture say to the other picture?
A. "How long have you been hanging around here?"
Q. What did the magazine say to the pencil?
A. "You are looking very sharp today."
Q. What's the biggest type of moth?
A. A mammoth.
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
A. Because the batteries were dead.
Q. What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a
four leaf clover?
A. A rash of good luck!
Q. Imagine you are in a boat. You were being circled by sharks. One shark is about to bite you. What should you do?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. What does a cow do at the theatres?
A. Watch a MOO-vie.
Q. What is the radius of a pumpkin?
Q. There are ten cats on a boat. One jumps off, how many are left?
A. None, they were all copy cats!
Q. What do miners put on their face at night?
A. Coal cream.
Q. Why did the telephone go to the jewelry store?
A. He wanted a new ring.
Q. Why did Goofy take a ladder to school?
A. Because he wanted to get to high school.
Q. What kind of chickens lay golden eggs?
A. Golden Chicks!
Q. Mary's mum had three children. One was called April, the second was May. What was the name of the last one?
Q. Why was the crab arrested?
A. For pinching!
Q. Why did the duck cross the road?
A. Because it thought it was a chicken.
Q. What's the richest kind of air?
Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!
Q. Why do mathematicians like airlines?
A. They use Pi-lots.
Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
Q. If the red house is in the left and the blue house is on the right, where is the white house ?
A. Washington DC.
Q. What has holes and can still hold water?
A. A sponge!
Q. Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to see his flat mate!
Q. What do you get when you cross a bird, a car, and a dog?
A. A flying carpet.
Q. What type of bed can fly?
A. A bed bug.
Q. Why did the children eat their homework?
A. Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Q. How do you communicate with a fish?
A. Drop it a line.
Q. What does a hamburger name his daughter?
Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!
Q. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECK!
Q. Why did the Advil go to jail?
A. Because it was a pain killer.
Q. What do you call a shark that swallowed a bunch of keys?
Q. Why did the coach go to the bank?
A. To get his quarterback.
Q. What bow can't be tied?
A. A rainbow.
Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7 8 9!
Q. How do you know when an Irish person is happy?
A. When they are Dublin over with laughter!
Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!
Q. What vegetables can't you take on a boat?
Q. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A. Bunny toots!
Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
Q. What can you put in a barrel that makes it lighter?
Q. Where is the zombie's favorite room in the house?
A. The living room.
Q. Where can you find a 3 foot ruler?
A. At a yard sale.
Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.
Q. What do you call a person who operates an armored car?
A. A safe driver.
Q. Why couldn't the skeleton laugh?
A. Because he lost his funny bone.
Q. There was a boy and a doctor. The boy was the doctor's son but the doctor was not his dad. Who was the doctor?
A. His mom!
Q. What do you call a jacket that is on fire?
A. A blazer!
Q. What comes down but never goes up?
Q. Why did the cow go to Hollywood?
A. She wanted to be a movie star.
Q. What do you call a train full of toffee?
A. A chew-chew train!
Q. Where did the baby ghost sit?
A. In a BOOster seat!
Q. Imagine you are in a metal box. There is no way of getting out. You have no tools or food. How do you get out and survive?
A. You stop imagining!
Q. A man pushes a car to a hotel and realizes he's bankrupt. Why?
A. He's playing Monopoly!
Q. How come my uncle does not brush his hair?
A. Because he is bald.
Q. What is green and white when it is up and red when it hits the ground?
A. A watermelon.
Q. Why did the policeman stay in bed?
A. Because he was an undercover cop.
Q. Why didn't the mummy answer the phone?
A. He was all tied up!
Q. Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window?
A. He wanted to see time fly!
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. "I've got a lot of problems."
Q. What do you give a frog at a hospital?
A. A HOPeration!
Q. Why did the students study in the aeroplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.
Q. How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat of your car?
A. Have him sit in front with you.
Q. Did you hear about the skeleton and his girlfriend?
A. They broke up and he was shattered!
Q. What are the strongest days of the week?
A. Saturday and Sunday because all the rest are WEAK days!
Q. What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
Q. What did Shakespeare say to the pencil?
A. "Write on!"
Q. Where do pirates like to eat?
Q. What does a frog eat with his hamburger?
A. French Flies!
Q. What grows if you feed it but dies if it drinks?
Q. What place has the most cows?
A. Moo York. (New York)
Q. Why would it be silly to send a letter to Washington?
A. Because he is dead.
Q. If you know me you will want to share me, but if you share me I will be gone. What am I?
A. A secret.
Q. As I get older, I become shorter. What am I?
A. A pencil!
Q. Why did the cookie cry?
A. Because his mother was a wafer too long!
Q. If you have a referee in football and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Q. What do you call a bell that can do gymnastics?
A. A flexi-bell.
Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"
Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off!
Q. Why can't you take a test in the zoo?
A. There are too many cheetahs!
Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"
Q. Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. What did the zero say to the eight?
A. "Oh, I like your belt!"
Q. Why did Patrick eat money?
A. His mum said it was his lunch money.
Q. Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?
A. Because he had a big bill.
Q. What do you use to fix a torn daisy?
A. A flower patch.
Q. There are 5 fish and 2 drown. How many are left?
A. Fish don't drown.
Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.
Q. What football team makes the most money?
A. The Buck-aneers.
Q. What does an injured lemon need?
A. Lemon Aid!
Q. What is the world's largest beverage?
A. MinneSODA. (Minnesota)
Q. What gets broken without being held?
A. A promise.
Q. What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you berry much."
Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.
Q. What did the fish say to the other fish?
A. "(O)(o)(O)(o)(O)" (Hello)
Q. Why did the rancher name his ranch "Peanut Butter"?
A. It was a great spread.
Q. Who was the straightest man in the Bible?
A. Joseph, Pharoah made a ruler out of him.
Q. What is the cat's favorite button on the remote?
Q. What do a duck and a tricycle have in common?
A. They both have a steering wheel, except for the duck.
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