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Q. What has lots of teeth but can't chew a thing?
A. A comb!
Q. What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A. A fur ball.
Q. Three ladies are under a small umbrella. None of them got wet. How did they do it?
A. It wasn't raining!
Q. What is white on the outside, green on the inside and hops?
A. A frog sandwich.
Q. What gets smaller as it gets higher?
A. An airplane!
Q. What is a cat's favorite color?
Q. What did the red sock say to the white sock?
A. "Let's play ball."
Q. Do you want to hear a construction joke?
A. Sorry I'm still working on it!
Q. Why didn't the lifegaurd save the hippie?
A. Because he was too far out, man.
Q. Why would it be silly to send a letter to Washington?
A. Because he is dead.
Q. What can't you eat at dinner?
A. Breakfast and lunch!
Q. Why did the one handed man cross the road?
A. To get to the second hand shop!
Q. I have 7 children half of them are boys, what is the other half?
A. They were all boys.
Q. Why did the baby chick cross the road?
A. It was take-your-child-to-work day.
Q. Why was the calculator sad?
A. Because it had too many problems to solve!
Q. Why did the bird go to the restaurant?
A. Because he wanted a tweet!
Q. What did the creek say to the brook?
A. "Stop babbling!"
Q. Where did the hamburgers go?
A. To the Meat Ball!
Q. What did the pig put on his rash?
Q. What vegetables can't you take on a boat?
Q. What kind of flower lives between your mouth and your chin?
Q. What grows if you feed it but dies if it drinks?
Q. What does a frog eat with his hamburger?
A. French Flies!
Q. What kind of chickens lay golden eggs?
A. Golden Chicks!
Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Are you my mommy?"
Q. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
A. To keep an eye on the mouse.
Q. Why wouldn't the oyster give up her pearl?
A. She was shellfish [selfish].
Q. Why didn't the moon finish his meal?
A. It was full.
Q. What time does a duck wake up?
A. At the QUACK of dawn.
Q. What did the 0 say to the 8?
A. "Nice belt."
Q. What do fish take to stay alive?
A. Vitamin sea.
Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.
Q. What's yesterday's tomorrow?
Q. What did the tie say to the hat?
A. "You go on a head and I'll hang around here."
Q. If there was a spelling test, which animal would win?
A. The bee!
Q. What's black, white, black, white, black and white?
A. A penguin rolling down a hill.
Q. What's better than 24?
Q. What did the little light bulb say to its mum?
A. "I wuv you watts and watts!"
Q. What 4 letters scare a thief?
A. O I C U (Oh...I see you.)
Q. What object is king of the classroom?
A. The ruler!
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q. Why did the silly electrician jump over the clock?
A. So he could get some overtime!
Q. Why can't a leopard hide?
A. Because he's always spotted!
Q. Why did the orange wish he was wearing sunscreen?
A. He was starting to peel!
Q. What has no lid, key, or hinge yet golden treasure is hid inside?
A. An egg!
Q. One cow is talking to another cow and looks away for 10 seconds and the other cow is gone. Where is the other cow?
A. Over the moon!
Q. Which is the best month for a parade?
Q. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew!
Q. What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters?
Q. What is brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
Q. What did the elephant say to her son when he was naughty?
A. "Tusk tusk!"
Q. What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for school?
Q. What do you call a jacket that is on fire?
A. A blazer!
Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!
Q. What can fill up the the room but takes no space?
Q. What four letters frighten a thief?
A. O I C U!
Q. What tools do you need for math?
Q. Tall in the morning, short at noon, gone at night but I'll be back soon. What am I?
A. A shadow!
Q. What kind of teacher passes gas?
A. A tutor!
Q. Why did the pencil cross the road first?
A. He was the LEADer!
Q. Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon?
A. Because it was full.
Q. There's this guy and he's jogging. Well, he turns left, jogs some, turns left, jogs some, and turns left again. When he gets home there are 2 masked men waiting. Who are the masked men?
A. The Umpire and the Back Catcher!
Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Q. What has 6 legs, 4 eyes, 4 ears, 2 noses, 2 mouths and 2 heads?
A. A man sitting on a horse.
Q. Why is the ocean always grumpy?
A. You'd be grumpy too if you had crabs on your bottom!
Q. What is the British Secret Service's best yellow-haired spy?
A. James Blonde!
Q. What comes down but never goes up?
Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"
Q. What did the cross eyed teacher say to the principal?
A. "I can't control my pupils!"
Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!
Q. What's a frog's favorite year?
A. Leap year!
Q. What did the baker give his wife for their anniversary?
Q. Where does a cow go when he's bored?
A. To the MOOvies.
Q. What goes around the world but stays in one place?
A. A stamp.
Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!
Q. Where do pirates like to eat?
Q. What did the paint give the wall on their first anniversary?
A. A new coat.
Q. What type of bed can fly?
A. A bed bug.
Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.
Q. What is the end of everything?
A. The letter G.
Q. What colour is a burp?
Q. What is a gas station's favorite type of shoes?
Q. What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
A. "I never sausage a place"
Q. What does a bird say on Halloween?
A. Twick or tweet!
Q. What has ears but can't hear?
A. A corn field!
Q. What did the iPhone say to the other iPhone?
A. "It is nice to text you."
Q. What's the biggest type of moth?
A. A mammoth.
Q. Where does a penguin go to visit his aunt?
Q. In what way can the letter A help a deaf lady?
A. It can make her hear.
Q. What does a cow do at the theatres?
A. Watch a MOO-vie.
Q. Why did Peter Pan always fly and never stop?
A. Because he could never never land.
Q. What starts with T, ends with T, and is filled with T?
A. A teapot!
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the store?
A. To get some spare ribs.
Q. What does a polar bear use to keep his head warm?
A. A polar ice cap.
Q. Why is England the wettest country?
A. Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Q. What does the lion say to his friends before a hunt?
A. "Let us prey."
Q. What does not ask questions but must be answered?
A. A doorbell.
Q. How did the cow get through the crowd?
A. He shouted MOOve!
Q. Why couldn't the eight year old get into the pirate movie?
A. Because it was rated ARRRR!
Q. Why do teachers give you homework?
A. Just to annoy you.
Q. What lies in a pram and wobbles?
A. A jelly baby!
Q. What has words but never speaks?
A. A book.
Q. What is a ghost's favorite color?
Q. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.
Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!
Q. What word, if spelled right is wrong and spelled wrong is right?
Q. Why was the clock in the cafeteria always slow?
A. Because every lunch it went back four seconds!
Q. Who invented King Arthur's round table?
A. Sir Cumference!
Q. What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?
Q. What has two heads and runs faster the longer it stands?
A. An hourglass.
Q. What has four eyes but can't see?
Q. Where do you get draggin' milk?
A. From a cow with short legs.
Q. Why did the surfer wear a baseball mitt?
A. He wanted to catch a wave.
Q. What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
A. "Catch up!"
Q. What did the paper cowboy say to the pencil cowboy?
Q. What makes seven even?
A. Taking the S away!
Q. Do sharks like to act in movies?
A. Only if they get the big, juicy parts.
Q. Why did the boy lock himself in the fridge?
A. To make himself look cooler.
Q. What are the strongest animals in the ocean?
Q. What room can't ghosts go in?
A. The LIVING room!
Q. How do you keep someone in suspense?
A. I'll tell you tomorrow.
Q. Why were the pirates so good at singing?
A. They were working on the high Cs.
Q. What did the firefly say to the other firefly?
A. "You glow, girl!"
Q. What's bigger when it's upside down?
A. A 6!
Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.
Q. Why is arithmetic hard work?
A. All those numerals you have to carry.
Q. How do you make a swordfish like the library?
A. Take away the S in its name!
Q. What do you call a kangaroo that sneezes alot?
A. A kanga-choo.
Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off!
Q. What game do tornados play?
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
Q. What did the plate say to the other plate?
A. "Food's on me tonight!"
Q. What letter is a European bird?
Q. Which state has the smallest soft drinks?
Q. What do you get if you cross some bubble bath and a famous detective?
A. Sherlock Foams.
Q. I'm at the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space. I'm at the beginning of every end and the end of every place. What am I?
A. The letter E!
Q. What is coming but never arrives?
Q. What did the big hand on the clock say to the little hand?
A. "Hour you today?"
Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!
Q. What is the only question you can never answer honestly with a yes?
A. "Are you asleep?"
Q. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A. Because her students were bright!
Q. What did the magazine say to the pencil?
A. "You are looking very sharp today."
Q. Why did the nose feel sad?
A. Because he always got picked on!
Q. Why is U the happiest letter?
A. Because it is in the middle of fun
Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?
A. An egg.
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