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Q. What is a snowman's favorite food?
A. Ice Krispy treats.
Q. What does the pink panther do with his camera?
A. He takes PINKtures!
Q. Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A. Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
Q. What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A. "You crack me up!"
Q. What card game do artists like to play?
A. Draw poker.
Q. Which is the most dangerous city?
Q. If chickens get up when the rooster crows, when do ducks get up?
A. At the quack of dawn!
Q. What grows if you feed it but dies if it drinks?
Q. How do you know if a vampire has a sore throat?
A. You can hear him coughin'.
Q. How do you catch a rabbit?
A. Make a noise like a carrot.
Q. Why did the mattress go the doctor?
A. It had spring fever.
Q. What letter is a part of the head?
Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.
Q. What can you throw but not catch?
A. A fit!
Q. Which restaurants are good at math?
Q. You take away whole and some still remains. What is it?
Q. Which is the best month for a parade?
Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.
Q. Why was the cumputer cold at night?
A. It forgot to close its windows.
Q. How do you wrap a cloud?
A. With a rainbow.
Q. What did the cab driver wear to the ball?
A. A TAXIdo!
Q. How many letters are in envelope?
Q. Why do people like vampires so much?
A. Because they are FANGtastic!
Q. Do you know what happens when ducks fly upside down?
A. They quack up!
Q. Why did the rancher name his ranch "Peanut Butter"?
A. It was a great spread.
Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Q. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
A. To Pennsylvania.
Q. What gate can't you enter?
Q. What has a ring but no finger?
A. A telephone!
Q. Why was the Egyptian confused?
A. Because someone told him his daddy was a mummy!
Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.
Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!
Q. There is a restaurant that is shaped like an oval. Inside there are waiters, a chef, a hostess, and a janitor. The restaurant opens and later that night the lights go off. Then when the lights turn on everyone except the staff is dead. So, the next day an investigator comes and asks people what they where doing that night. He asked the waiters what they were doing and they said, "Serving customers."
He asked the chef, and the chef said, "He was cooking."
Then he asked the janitor and he said he was sweeping in the corners.
Who killed everyone?
A. The janitor, because there are no corners in a circular restaurant!
Q. Why are pirates called pirates?
A. Because they AAARRR!
Q. What gets smaller as it gets higher?
A. An airplane!
Q. Why is England the wettest country?
A. Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Q. What letter is a European bird?
Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A. Poker Face!
Q. Why was the pencil crying?
A. Because he was POINTLESS!
Q. Does France have a fourth of July?
A. Of course they do.
Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal?
A. Bone appetite!
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mouse.
Q. What part of a fish weighs the most?
A. Its scales.
Q. Where does a cow go when he's bored?
A. To the MOOvies.
Q. How did the man build up his flea collar business?
A. He started from scratch.
Q. What are the strongest animals in the ocean?
Q. Tall in the morning, short at noon, gone at night but I'll be back soon. What am I?
A. A shadow!
Q. Why did the student bring scissors to class?
A. He wanted to cut class!
Q. What has hands but no arms?
A. A clock.
Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!
Q. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A. A clock.
Q. Think of the person who lives in disguise, who deals in secrets and tells nothing but lies.
Next tell me what's always last to mend the middle of middle and end of the end.
And finally give me the sound often heard during the search for a hard to find word.
Now string them all together and answer me this:
What creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
A. A spider.
Q. Why did the baker go to jail?
A. Because he got caught beating the eggs.
Q. What did the red sock say to the white sock?
A. "Let's play ball."
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was getting tired of just standing there!
Q. Why did the cookie cry?
A. Because his mother was a wafer too long!
Q. What type of bed can fly?
A. A bed bug.
Q. Where did the boat go when it was sick?
A. His dock.
Q. What begins and ends with e but only has one letter?
A. An envelope.
Q. What is the laziest mountain in the world?
A. Mount Ever-rest!
Q. Why didn't the squirrel cross the telephone wire?
A. Because the line was busy.
Q. What do you do when your fish is off?
A. You tune it up!
Q. Where do oak trees come from?
Q. What sort of appliance does a monkey use?
A. A gorilla. (A griller)
Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
Q. Where can you always find happiness?
A. In a dictionary!
Q. What makes songs but never sings?
Q. What object is king of the classroom?
A. The ruler!
Q. What is Santa's favorite snack?
A. Ho, hos!
Q. What did the candle say to the other candle?
A. "Are you going out tonight?"
Q. What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters?
Q. Why is the ocean always grumpy?
A. You'd be grumpy too if you had crabs on your bottom!
Q. What can you put in a barrel that makes it lighter?
Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"
Q. How do eggs get to the shop?
A. In a CARton!
Q. How do you stop a mouse from squealing?
A. Oil it.
Q. Why is Cinderella a bad football player?
A. Because she has a pumpkin as a coach!
Q. If you say it you break it. What is it?
Q. What did the firefly say to the other firefly?
A. "You glow, girl!"
Q. What did the tree say to the light bulb?
A. "Hey! Just had a bright idea!"
Q. What do you call two spiders who just got married?
Q. What's the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
A. Getting lost.
Q. What tree do fingers grow off of?
A. A palm tree!
Q. What did the dressing say to the refrigerator?
A. "Shut the door I am dressing!"
Q. How do you make varnish disappear?
A. Take away the R!
Q. There are ten cats on a boat. One jumps off, how many are left?
A. None, they were all copy cats!
Q. What do babies and basketball players have in common?
A. They dribble.
Q. What do you call a dentist in the army?
A. A drill sergeant.
Q. What did the fish say to the chip?
A. "We were made for each other."
Q. Rail road tracks, look out for cars! How do you spell that without any Rs?
Q. How do you make an octopus laugh?
A. Ten Tickles (Tentacles)!
Q. What did one wall say to the other wall?
A. "I'll meet you at the corner."
Q. What do you get when you cross a bird, a car, and a dog?
A. A flying carpet.
Q. What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
A. The space bar!
Q. Why did the Smartie go to school?
A. Because he wanted to be smarter.
Q. What cat likes living in water?
A. An octoPUSS!
Q. What type of house weighs the least?
A. A lighthouse.
Q. What is red when you go and green when you stop?
A. A watermelon.
Q. Why are rivers so rich?
A. Because they have 2 banks.
Q. Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
A. Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall down!
Q. Where do pirates like to eat?
Q. What can you catch but never throw?
A. A cold.
Q. What do you give a frog at a hospital?
A. A HOPeration!
Q. Say milk five times really fast. Now, what do cows drink?
Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!
Q. What did the crocodile say to the waiter in the cafe?
A. I want bacon, eggs, and toast and make it SNAPPY!
Q. What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
A. Fang mail.
Q. What disappears when you stand up?
A. Your lap!
Q. How is bubble gum similar to a Wookie?
A. It's Chewy.
Q. Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
A. Because he saw the salad dressing.
Q. What do mice feel like when they come out of the shower?
A. Squeaky clean!
Q. What did the pitcher say when eggs, bacon and pancakes were playing baseball?
A. "Butter up."
Q. What do miners put on their face at night?
A. Coal cream.
Q. Why did the turtle cross the street?
A. To get to the Shell station.
Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!
Q. Why is a snake lucky?
A. Because you can't pull its leg!
Q. Why is getting up in the morning like a pig's tail?
A. It's twirly. (Too early)
Q. What did the Ghost Busters have on their hands?
A. Ghost blisters.
Q. Why did Patrick eat money?
A. His mum said it was his lunch money.
Q. What was Mr. Cow and Mrs. Cow's favorite time together?
A. When they went on their honeyMOOn.
Q. What does a triceratops sit on?
A. It's tricera-bottom!
Q. Why do cats always go after mice and birds?
A. Because cats like fast food.
Q. How come my uncle does not brush his hair?
A. Because he is bald.
Q. What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Q. Did you hear the joke about the egg that rolled in front of a truck?
A. Most people find they crack up!
Q. Why did the fish tell excuses?
A. To get off the hook!
Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch-dog.
Q. A bus driver was going down the road. He passed a stop sign without stopping, went on the left side of the road, and ran a red light, yet he didn't get fined. Why?
A. Because he wasn't driving a bus, he was walking!
Q. Where do ghosts buy their food?
A. At the GHOSTery Store.
Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a hole in one!
Q. What vegetable has eyes but can't see?
A. A potato.
Q. What do T-shirts love to play?
Q. What did the fish say to the octopus while the octopus was eating?
A. Lend me a tentacle or 8.
Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. Because he felt crummy.
Q. What sits outside all year long and is Irish?
A. Paddy O'furniture.
Q. What do you call a person who operates an armored car?
A. A safe driver.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. The butcher was on the other side.
Q. What's a monster's favourite game?
A. Swallow the Leader!
Q. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).
Q. What goes up when the rain comes down?
A. An umbrella!
Q. Why isn't your nose 12 inches long?
A. Because it would be a foot.
Q. Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A. A pouch potato.
Q. What is a crate's favorite sport?
Q. What happened to the wind?
A. It blew away!
Q. What do ghosts wear on their feet?
Q. How many sides does a circle have?
A. Two, inside and out.
Q. What starts and ends with an O and has hi in the middle?
Q. What is a photograph's favorite game?
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