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Q. What did the banana say to the judge?
A. "I'm sure to win this case on a-peel!"
Q. What is the laziest mountain in the world?
A. Mount Ever-rest!
Q. Where are the most cows born?
Q. Why was the computer late to work?
A. He had a hard-drive.
Q. Why did the boy study on an airplane?
A. He wanted to get a higher education.
Q. Why did the camper bring a baseball player to camp?
A. To pitch the tent.
Q. What has holes and can still hold water?
A. A sponge!
Q. What do you get when you cross a bird, a car, and a dog?
A. A flying carpet.
Q. What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
A. A runny bunny.
Q. What do you get if you cross a porcupine and a giraffe?
A. A seven metre long toothbrush!
Q. Why do gorillas have broad fingers?
A. Because they have large nostrils.
Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!
Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!
Q. What letter is a vegetable?
Q. You are dreaming. A monster comes up to you and takes you away. He puts you in an oven and turns it on. Any moment he will be eating you. What should you do?
A. Pinch yourself.
Q. Where did the cow go on a holiday?
A. MOO York.
Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A. Poker Face!
Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. A penguin doing 100 push ups.
Q. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A. A buccaneer (A buck an ear)
Q. Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
A. Because they are always stuffed.
Q. What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
A. "I love BOO!"
Q. What is yours but your friends use more than you?
A. Your name!
Q. Why does the man think the darkness is heavy?
A. Because it isn't light.
Q. What's a cat's favourite magazine?
A. A CAT-alogue.
Q. Why did the bank robber take a bath?
A. So he could make a clean getaway.
Q. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the ark with him?
A. None, it was Noah's ark.
Q. What disappears when you stand up?
A. Your lap!
Q. Why did the picture go to jail?
A. He got framed.
Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.
Q. What happens when an Egyptian prince's daddy dies?
A. His daddy becomes a mummy.
Q. What do you call a bear with no ears?
Q. Three ladies are under a small umbrella. None of them got wet. How did they do it?
A. It wasn't raining!
Q. Why did the rancher name his ranch "Peanut Butter"?
A. It was a great spread.
Q. Hit me hard and I will crack but you'll never stop me from staring back. What am I?
A. A mirror!
Q. What do people have in common with a math book?
A. We've all got a lot of problems!
Q. How do you spell mousetrap with ONLY three letters?
Q. What kind of shoes does a spy wear?
Q. If you know me you will want to share me, but if you share me I will be gone. What am I?
A. A secret.
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. CELL phones.
Q. What did the vampire say to his wife?
A. "Your neck looks slimmer."
Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)
Q. Why is the ocean always grumpy?
A. You'd be grumpy too if you had crabs on your bottom!
Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.
Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"
Q. What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A. The teacher says, "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Choo-choo!"
Q. What did the fish say to the other fish?
A. "(O)(o)(O)(o)(O)" (Hello)
Q. What gate can't you enter?
Q. What pet does everybody have?
A. A carPET!
Q. Why did the girl jump up and down before taking her medicine?
A. Because the label said: Shake well before using!
Q. What did the dressing say to the refrigerator?
A. "Shut the door I am dressing!"
Q. You take away whole and some still remains. What is it?
Q. What do you call a crab that will not share?
A. A selfish. (Shellfish)
Q. What is Barbie's favorite state?
Q. What is white when dirty and black when clean?
A. A blackboard.
Q. Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
A. Because he had a dino-SORE!
Q. What do you take before every meal?
A. A seat!
Q. Why don't skeletons fight?
A. Because they don't have the guts!
Q. What is coming but never arrives?
Q. Where did the mother monster put her child when she was at work?
A. At day-SCARE!
Q. How do you wrap a cloud?
A. With a rainbow.
Q. Why didn't the lobster share his plankton with his dad?
A. Because he was a little shellfish!
Q. What stands in the middle of an ocean?
A. The letter E!
Q. What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A. A fur ball.
Q. Why did the girl bring a ruler to bed with her?
A. She wanted to see how long she slept.
Q. Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
A. To the reTAIL store.
Q. What kind of chickens lay golden eggs?
A. Golden Chicks!
Q. Why did Goofy take a ladder to school?
A. Because he wanted to get to high school.
Q. Why was the coach mad?
A. Because he wanted his quarterback.
Q. Why is there no air in space?
A. Because the Milky Way would go bad.
Q. Why did the TV go out with the heater?
A. Because he thought she was hot!
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mouse.
Q. What did the dragon say after laying 50 eggs?
A. "I'm EGGShausted!"
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. An injured penguin.
Q. Why does Waldo wear stripes?
A. Because he doesn't want to be spotted!
Q. Why are rivers so rich?
A. Because they have 2 banks.
Q. What is the world's largest beverage?
A. MinneSODA. (Minnesota)
Q. Why did the leopard refuse to take a bath?
A. It didn't want to come out spotless.
Q. What can you serve but never eat?
A. A tennis ball!
Q. What gets broken without being held?
A. A promise.
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a camel?
A. A lumpy milkshake!
Q. What do you call a kangaroo that sneezes alot?
A. A kanga-choo.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because he was tired of living beside KFC!
Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a hole in one!
Q. Why was the horse unable to get into the antelopes' music club?
A. He had no horns!
Q. What do you give a frog at a hospital?
A. A HOPeration!
Q. What is the radius of a pumpkin?
Q. What has a thousand legs, a long neck but no head?
A. A broom.
Q. What is red when you go and green when you stop?
A. A watermelon.
Q. Why don't ducks tell jokes when they are flying?
A. Because they just might quack up.
Q. Does a match box?
A. No, but a tin can!
Q. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A. Open TOAD sandals.
Q. What can you find in the middle of a tornado?
A. The letter N.
Q. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECK!
Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!
Q. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A. Because her students were bright!
Q. I have 7 children half of them are boys, what is the other half?
A. They were all boys.
Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
A. It's not right.
Q. Why was the calculator sad?
A. Because it had too many problems to solve!
Q. What did the duck put in its soup?
Q. Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?
A. Times Square.
Q. Why is arithmetic hard work?
A. All those numerals you have to carry.
Q. What do you call a shark that swallowed a bunch of keys?
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat?
A. The Milky Baa-r kid.
Q. What does a tree drink?
A. Root beer!
Q. What did the sea say to the shore?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q. How do you make a Kleenex dance?
A. You put a little boogie in it!
Q. What does a toad say when it sees something great?
A. "TOADaly Awesome!"
Q. What does a phone eat?
Q. Why did the orange lose the race?
A. Because it ran out of juice.
Q. What did the paint give the wall on their first anniversary?
A. A new coat.
Q. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. To get to the MOOvies.
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. The butcher was on the other side.
Q. What has no lid, key, or hinge yet golden treasure is hid inside?
A. An egg!
Q. Why was the crab arrested?
A. For pinching!
Q. If you're on a plane and one of the engines breaks, how far will the other one take you?
A. All the way to the scene of the crash.
Q. Why did the clock go to the principal's office?
A. For tocking too much!
Q. What does the lion say to his friends before a hunt?
A. "Let us prey."
Q. What did the pig put on his rash?
Q. Who was the first deer in space?
A. Buck Rogers.
Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?
A. An egg.
Q. Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A. Because it's too far to walk!
Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!
Q. What would we do if we found bad plants spoiling our lawn?
A. We'd weed.
Q. What did the iPhone say to the other iPhone?
A. "It is nice to text you."
Q. Why do teachers give you homework?
A. Just to annoy you.
Q. What do get when you cross one principal with another principal?
A. I wouldn't do it, principals don't like to be crossed!
Q. What did the toilet say when he was playing cards?
Q. Why did the rope go to the doctor?
A. It had a knot in its stomach.
Q. What is black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
A. Two skunks fighting over a pickle.
Q. Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
A. He was annoyed with the HOLE business.
Q. What is a gas station's favorite type of shoes?
Q. Where do bees go after they are married?
A. On their HONEY-moon!
Q. In a green house lives a green man and in the pink house lives a pink man. Who lives in the white house?
A. The president.
Q. What did the sun say to the sheep and the cloud?
A. "Whoa, are y'all related?"
Q. Why didn't the moon finish his meal?
A. It was full.
Q. What football team makes the most money?
A. The Buck-aneers.
Q. What do frogs drink?
Q. What do clothes and airplanes have in common?
Q. What animal should you not play cards with?
A. A Cheetah!
Q. What is a 3 letter word that gets bigger when you add 3 letters?
Q. What did one cliff say to the other cliff?
A. "Don't try to bluff me."
Q. Why did the new boy steal a chair from the classroom?
A. Because the teacher told him to take a seat.
Q. What kind of car does a cow drive?
A. A CATTLEac.
Q. What kind of bird uses ink to write?
A. A PEN-guin!
Q. Which letter of the alphabet has the most people in it?
A. Q (queue).
Q. What did the baker give his wife for their anniversary?
Q. Why is the ice rink so cold?
A. There are a lot of fans there.
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