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Q. I have two coins in my pocket and they equal 15 cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are the coins in my pocket?
A. A nickel and a dime, I said only one of them is not a nickel.
Q. What do you call a bear who forgot his socks?
Q. Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window?
A. He wanted to see time fly!
Q. Why was the doctor angry?
A. He lost his patients.
Q. If you are running in a race and you just passed the guy in second place what place are you in?
A. You are in second place!
Q. Why were the police suspicious of the window drapes?
A. They were shady.
Q. Why do you never ask a dinosaur to read you a story?
A. Because their tales are so long.
Q. What does the pink panther do with his camera?
A. He takes PINKtures!
Q. What kind of chickens lay golden eggs?
A. Golden Chicks!
Q. What do ducks use for math?
A. A QUACK-ulator !
Q. What did the Malteeser want to be when it grew up?
A. A Smartie.
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!
Q. What did the vampire bring to the baseball field?
A. His bats!
Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
Q. What is white, black and red all over?
A. An embarrassed penguin.
Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
A. Because he wasn't peeling well!
Q. What do you get when you put jeans in the microwave?
A. Four hotpockets.
Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence.
Q. What is a TV's favorite thing to do at the the beach?
A. Channel surf.
Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts.
Q. What letter is a drink?
Q. What did the sea say to the shore?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q. Where did the boy take his pet pig to?
A. The Ham-usement park!
Q. What school do planets and stars go to to study?
Q. What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A. A head banger.
Q. What is cute and cuddly and lives in your toilet?
A. Winnie the Pooh!
Q. What does a cow do at the theatres?
A. Watch a MOO-vie.
Q. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Q. Why do cows wear bells?
A. Because their horns don't work!
Q. What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A. The teacher says, "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Choo-choo!"
Q. What would we do if we found bad plants spoiling our lawn?
A. We'd weed.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Q. What did the fish say to the chip?
A. "We were made for each other."
Q. What devours everything and everything devours it?
Q. What did the pig put on his rash?
Q. What do you call an ant who studies accounts?
A. An accountANT.
Q. What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?
A. "Time to get your booster shot!"
Q. What do you call a smart pig?
Q. What is a photograph's favorite game?
Q. What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
A. Evaporated milk.
Q. What does a wolf say on Halloween?
A. "Happy HOWLoween!"
Q. What do eagles do when they coach a sports team?
A. They wing it.
Q. What do you call a bell that can do gymnastics?
A. A flexi-bell.
Q. Why did the coach go to the bank?
A. To get his quarterback.
Q. What do you call a train full of toffee?
A. A chew-chew train!
Q. What goes around the world but stays in one place?
A. A stamp.
Q. Why did the duck cross the road?
A. Because it thought it was a chicken.
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A. Bunny toots!
Q. Where do sheep get their hair cut?
A. At the bah bah shop.
Q. What did Delaware?
A. A New Jersey!
Q. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the ark with him?
A. None, it was Noah's ark.
Q. What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?
A. One is a cat copy, the other is a copy cat.
Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!
Q. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?
A. He had no body to dance with!
Q. Why are fish smart?
A. Because they travel in schools.
Q. What did the bread say to the knife?
A. "Don't try to butter me up."
Q. Ike went through the town casuing havoc and he was on the news and in the newspaper. What is Ike?
A. A hurricane!
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. A penguin doing 100 push ups.
Q. What did the toilet say when he was playing cards?
Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.
Q. What do you get when you mix a German Shepard and a giraffe?
A. A watch dog for the fifteenth floor!
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.
Q. What do you call a bunny with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny.
Q. Where will you find the biggest rope in the world?
A. In EuROPE!
Q. Which building has the most stories?
Q. Why did the square and triangle go to the gym?
A. To stay in shape!
Q. What is something you will never see again?
A. The past.
Q. What is Barbie's favorite state?
Q. What animal is NOT allowed to play in games or contests?
A. Cheetahs (cheaters)
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
Q. What can run, play and move around yet it cannot breath?
A. A CD or DVD!
Q. What is white when dirty and black when clean?
A. A blackboard.
Q. Why was the little bird punished?
A. It was caught peeping in school.
Q. Why did the boy take a packet of oats with him to bed?
A. To feed his nightMARE!
Q. What is green and white when it is up and red when it hits the ground?
A. A watermelon.
Q. How do you make varnish disappear?
A. Take away the R!
Q. Why is the ocean always grumpy?
A. You'd be grumpy too if you had crabs on your bottom!
Q. What does an eagle use to write with?
A. A bald point pen!
Q. What is a porcupine's favourite game?
Q. How did the man build up his flea collar business?
A. He started from scratch.
Q. Why did the new boy steal a chair from the classroom?
A. Because the teacher told him to take a seat.
Q. Why do people like vampires so much?
A. Because they are FANGtastic!
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!
Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!
Q. What did one cliff say to the other cliff?
A. "Don't try to bluff me."
Q. What did the calendar say to the other calendar?
A. "You want to go on a date with me?"
Q. Where did the baby ghost sit?
A. In a BOOster seat!
Q. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).
Q. Why he did the book want to work with the police?
A. Because he wanted to work under cover.
Q. Where is the zombie's favorite room in the house?
A. The living room.
Q. Why did the student bring scissors to class?
A. He wanted to cut class!
Q. What runs but has no legs?
A. A nose!
Q. What runs but never walks?
Q. Why did the orange get stuck up the on the mountain?
A. Because he ran out of juice.
Q. Why do mathematicians like airlines?
A. They use Pi-lots.
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Are you my mommy?"
Q. If chickens get up when the rooster crows, when do ducks get up?
A. At the quack of dawn!
Q. Why is the letter T like an island?
A. Because it is in the middle of waTer.
Q. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!
Q. What do people have in common with a math book?
A. We've all got a lot of problems!
Q. Why did the monkey cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired.
Q. How do you cure a headache?
A. Put your head through the window and the pane will go!
Q. What do you do when your fish is off?
A. You tune it up!
Q. There are two dads and two sons that went fishing. Everyone caught a fish, but only three fish were caught. How is this possible?
A. There was a grandfather, a dad and a son.
Q. What do you call an angry polar bear?
A. Nothing, just run.
Q. What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
A. "I love BOO!"
Q. There are 3 men on a boat. The boat tips over and only 2 men get their hair wet. How is that possible?
A. One is bald.
Q. What does the sun skate on?
Q. What seven letters did the robber say when he saw nothing in the safe?
A. "O I C U R M T!"
Q. Why was the girl staring at the juice box?
A. Because it said: "Concentrate."
Q. How many seconds are in a year?
A. 12: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc.
Q. Why did the nose cross the street?
A. He was getting picked on!
Q. What tools do you need for math?
Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
Q. Why did the picture go to jail?
A. He got framed.
Q. What did the dressing say to the refrigerator?
A. "Shut the door I am dressing!"
Q. Why was the elephant afraid of the computer store?
A. Because they sold the world's best mice.
Q. Why was Cinderella thrown off the football team?
A. Because she ran away from the ball!
Q. What did one lion say to another when they saw some hunters in a jeep?
A. "Look, meals on wheels!"
Q. Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
A. Because he had a dino-SORE!
Q. Why can't you take a test in the zoo?
A. There are too many cheetahs!
Q. What do you call a cow who learns how to belly dance?
A. A milkshake!
Q. What did the plow say to the tractor?
A. "Pull me a little closer, John Deere."
Q. I have four wings but I never fly, I never laugh and never cry. On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with a squeaking sound. I turn but my body doesn't move. What am I?
A. A windmill that needs oiling.
Q. What is a snowman's favorite food?
A. Ice Krispy treats.
Q. How can you tell which end is the head of a worm?
A. Tickle the middle and see where it laughs!
Q. Why was the cumputer cold at night?
A. It forgot to close its windows.
Q. How do you know when a dumb person has been on the computer?
A. There's white-out all over the screen.
Q. What is a volcano?
A. A mountain with hiccups!
Q. Why was the computer late to work?
A. He had a hard-drive.
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
A. A creamy quacker!
Q. What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A. A fur ball.
Q. What did the sick freight elevator say?
A. "I think I'm coming down with something."
Q. What did the bread say to the man?
A. Nothing, bread can't talk.
Q. An electric train is going north, which way is its smoke going?
A. Nowhere it's an electric train!
Q. What did the shark say when he bumped into a whale?
A. "I didn't do it on porpoise!" (purpose)
Q. Why did the mattress go the doctor?
A. It had spring fever.
Q. I usually wear a yellow coat. I usually have a black tip and wherever I go I make marks. What am I?
A. A pencil.
Q. What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters?
Q. Why did the lamb go to the river?
A. To get a BAA-th!
Q. What did one coffin say to the other coffin?
A. "Is that you coughin'?"
Q. What animal should you not play cards with?
A. A Cheetah!
Q. Why didn't the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test?
A. Because he didn't want anything to slip his mind.
Q. What part of a fish weighs the most?
A. Its scales.
Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.
Q. What has four wheels and flies?
A. Garbage truck!
Q. Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
A. To find Pluto.
Q. You have a candle, a stove, and a fireplace and a match. Which one would you light first?
A. The match!
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