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Q. What type of bed can fly?
A. A bed bug.
Q. What is in fingers, toolboxes and snails?
Q. Why can't a leopard hide?
A. Because he's always spotted!
Q. Where are the most cows born?
Q. What is green and hangs off trees?
A. Giraffe snot.
Q. You're stuck in a cement box, all you have is a mirror and a table, how do you get out?
A. You take the mirror, you see what you saw, grab the saw, cut the table in half, one half plus one half equals one whole, you take the hole put it in the wall and walk out.
Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.
Q. You take away whole and some still remains. What is it?
Q. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A. A woolly jumper!
Q. Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pit stops during the race?
A. He was asking for directions!
Q. What has four legs, stands and is helpful to people?
A. A table!
Q. What is a bird's favorite treat?
Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. BOOberry pie!
Q. What happened to the frog's car when it got stuck?
A. It had to get TOAD away.
Q. A tomato, a cabbage and a hose were in a race. The tomato was red and the cabbage was a vegetable. Who won?
A. The hose was running, the cabbage was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Q. What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
A. A runny bunny.
Q. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A. Open TOAD sandals.
Q. What do you call fish with no eyes?
Q. What do you call a dark colored horse that really scares you?
A. A nightMARE!
Q. What has lots of teeth but can't chew a thing?
A. A comb!
Q. What is a snake's favourite subject?
Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!
Q. What did one coffin say to the other coffin?
A. "Is that you coughin'?"
Q. What does a toad say when it sees something great?
A. "TOADaly Awesome!"
Q. How do you spell mousetrap with ONLY three letters?
Q. What loses its head every day and gets it back every night?
A. A pillow.
Q. What sort of animal is a slug?
A. A snail with housing problems!
Q. What's black when you get it, red when you use it and white when you're finished?
Q. How do you make a Kleenex dance?
A. You put a little boogie in it!
Q. What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?
A. An egg.
Q. What do you call a potato that was crushed?
Q. Why did the boy lock himself in the fridge?
A. To make himself look cooler.
Q. What did the 0 say to the 8?
A. "Nice belt."
Q. How much is the moon worth?
A. One dollar, because it has four quarters.
Q. What did the sea say to the shore?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q. What did the calendar say to the other calendar?
A. "You want to go on a date with me?"
Q. What animal never tells the truth?
A. A lion.
Q. What can you call a math teacher?
A. A ruler.
Q. What kind of bug goes Zzub Zzub?
A. A bumble bee flying backward!
Q. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the baseball game?
A. He wanted to tie up the score!
Q. Did you hear about the man who got his left arm cut off?
A. He's all right now.
Q. How do you make a swordfish like the library?
A. Take away the S in its name!
Q. Why don't they play cards in Africa?
A. There are too many Cheetahs!
Q. Who do you call when you break your toe?
A. The toe truck!
Q. Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
A. Because he had a dino-SORE!
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q. What did the fish say to the octopus while the octopus was eating?
A. Lend me a tentacle or 8.
Q. When does 10 + 3 = 1?
A. On the clock.
Q. What is a cow's favorite ice cream?
Q. What happens if Peter Pan punches you?
A. You Neverland!
Q. How do you catch a school of fish?
A. With a bookworm.
Q. What kind of shoes does a spy wear?
Q. What is a dog that sneezes?
Q. If you see more of it, you see less of everything else. What is it?
Q. What bow can't be tied?
A. A rainbow.
Q. What school do planets and stars go to to study?
Q. If you have a referee in football and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Q. What do babies and basketball players have in common?
A. They dribble.
Q. What should you do when you see a green alien?
A. Wait until it's ripe!
Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A BULL-dozer.
Q. What is black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
A. Two skunks fighting over a pickle.
Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"
Q. What do you call a person with a tree for a briefcase?
A. A branch manager.
Q. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A. A pouch potato.
Q. What did the paper cowboy say to the pencil cowboy?
Q. What happens if you call 611 for the police?
A. The police car comes to you upside down!
Q. What's the best place to grow flowers in school?
A. In kindergarden.
Q. What disappears when you turn the light on?
A. The dark!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.
Q. What do frogs drink?
Q. Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
A. Because they are always stuffed.
Q. Why was Cinderella thrown off the football team?
A. Because she ran away from the ball!
Q. What day has day in it but isn't Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, or Saturday?
Q. What is the biggest word in the world?
A. Smiles. There is a mile in between each S.
Q. What is Barbie's favorite state?
Q. What is a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A. A stick!
Q. Why is England the wettest country?
A. Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Q. Why did the rancher name his ranch "Peanut Butter"?
A. It was a great spread.
Q. Which month has 28 days?
A. All of them, of course!
Q. If I did this equation, 23x45+27x99= What answer would I get?
A. A very big number!
Q. What is the radius of a pumpkin?
Q. Where did the baby ghost sit?
A. In a BOOster seat!
Q. Why did the girl jump up and down before taking her medicine?
A. Because the label said: Shake well before using!
Q. What is white when dirty and black when clean?
A. A blackboard.
Q. Why did the mattress go the doctor?
A. It had spring fever.
Q. What has two heads, one tail and six legs?
A. A man on a horse.
Q. What has a forest with no trees, lakes without water, roads with no cars and deserts with no sand?
A. A map!
Q. What do you get when you cross a hammock and a dog?
A. A rocker spaniel.
Q. Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A. Better not tell you, it might spread!
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. A zebra with the chicken pox.
Q. Why does the man think the darkness is heavy?
A. Because it isn't light.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
Q. How do you stop a mouse from squealing?
A. Oil it.
Q. What has 3 feet but cannot walk?
A. A yardstick!
Q. Did you hear about the kidnapping?
A. He finally woke up!
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the store?
A. To get some spare ribs.
Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!
Q. What did the tie say to the hat?
A. "You go on a head and I'll hang around here."
Q. How do you know when a dumb person has been on the computer?
A. There's white-out all over the screen.
Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!
Q. What did the glue say to the teacher?
A. "I'm stuck on you."
Q. What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
A. Evaporated milk.
Q. Why can't you play hide-and-seek with mountains?
A. Because they PEAK!
Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!
Q. Why did the TV go out with the heater?
A. Because he thought she was hot!
Q. Mary was shot in the head. She managed to avoid being hospitalized and she's as healthy as can be. How can this be?
A. She had a modeling audition. So, they took her head shots.
Q. Why was the computer late to work?
A. He had a hard-drive.
Q. Why should you never play hide and seek with mountains?
A. Mountains always peek (peak).
Q. Why do you never ask a dinosaur to read you a story?
A. Because their tales are so long.
Q. Why was the crab arrested?
A. For pinching!
Q. Where can you find a 3 foot ruler?
A. At a yard sale.
Q. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A. A snailor.
Q. What has a head and a tail but no body?
A. A coin?
Q. What goes around and around but never gets dizzy?
Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"
Q. What do you get if you cross a porcupine and a giraffe?
A. A seven metre long toothbrush!
Q. A man pushes a car to a hotel and realizes he's bankrupt. Why?
A. He's playing Monopoly!
Q. Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?
A. Because she had the perfect pitch.
Q. Where do famous dragons go after they retire?
A. The hall of flame!
Q. How do you know if a vampire has a sore throat?
A. You can hear him coughin'.
Q. Why did the boat go on a diet?
A. It wanted to be ship-shape.
Q. How come a cheetah can't play hide and seek?
A. Because he's already been spotted.
Q. What does a cow do at the theatres?
A. Watch a MOO-vie.
Q. What is a TV's favorite thing to do at the the beach?
A. Channel surf.
Q. Why is baseball the safest sport?
A. Because on the field, it has a warning track.
Q. Why did the new boy steal a chair from the classroom?
A. Because the teacher told him to take a seat.
Q. What kind of birds always stay together?
Q. As I get older, I become shorter. What am I?
A. A pencil!
Q. Why did Peter Pan always fly and never stop?
A. Because he could never never land.
Q. Where does a penguin go to visit his aunt?
Q. What is black, white and red?
A. A panda with a rash!
Q. What is a ghost's favorite color?
Q. What is black and white and when you kick it it flies?
A. A soccer ball!
Q. What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
A. They peel.
Q. Does France have a fourth of July?
A. Of course they do.
Q. What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
A. It gets wet.
Q. What letter is looking for causes?
Q. Why is the ice rink so cold?
A. There are a lot of fans there.
Q. Which letter of the alphabet has the most people in it?
A. Q (queue).
Q. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.
Q. Why couldn't the skeleton laugh?
A. Because he lost his funny bone.
Q. 30 people are in a room, no way in, no way out. Don't ask me how they got in. Someone counted and they got 34-heads. How is that possible?
A. 30 foreheads!
Q. There are 5 fish and 2 drown. How many are left?
A. Fish don't drown.
Q. Why are fish smart?
A. Because they travel in schools.
Q. What do you call a flying jelly?
A. A jelly copter.
Q. What do you call an angry polar bear?
A. Nothing, just run.
Q. What's the best thing about elevator jokes?
A. They work on so many levels.
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