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Q. What is in fingers, toolboxes and snails?
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. I am found on land and in the sea but I don't walk or swim. I travel by foot but I'm toeless. No matter where I go I'm never far from home. Who am I?
A. A snail.
Q. Where won't you find a dog shopping?
A. At the flea market!
Q. What four letters frighten a thief?
A. O I C U!
Q. What did the duck put in its soup?
Q. What does a cow grow on its face?
A. A MOOstache.
Q. Why did the gum cross the road?
A. It was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!
Q. What type of queue do dolls like best?
A. A BBQ.
Q. One cow is talking to another cow and looks away for 10 seconds and the other cow is gone. Where is the other cow?
A. Over the moon!
Q. Why did the turtle cross the street?
A. To get to the Shell station.
Q. Why did the phone cross the road?
A. To find his friends the numbers!
Q. What makes songs but never sings?
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.
Q. A rabbit hops by IHOP. He looks at the sign. What does he say?
A. "Big deal, so do I."
Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
Q. What has the fur of a cat, the whiskers of a cat, ears of a car, a tail of a cat, but is not a cat?
A. A kitten.
Q. How did Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicle!
Q. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. Finding half a worm in your apple.
Q. What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A. "You crack me up!"
Q. What is the end of everything?
A. The letter G.
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
Q. Hit me hard and I will crack but you'll never stop me from staring back. What am I?
A. A mirror!
Q. What did the calendar say to the other calendar?
A. "You want to go on a date with me?"
Q. What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
Q. Why did the fish tell excuses?
A. To get off the hook!
Q. What kind of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper?
A. Any dog, skyscrapers can't jump.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. To get to the MOOvies.
Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.
Q. What does a French cow say?
A. "Moo Lala!"
Q. Why did the baseball player get arrested?
A. Because he was caught stealing second base!
Q. What did the cow say to the other cow?
A. "MOOve over!"
Q. Where can you find a 3 foot ruler?
A. At a yard sale.
Q. What does a bird say on Halloween?
A. Twick or tweet!
Q. Why did the horse cross the road?
A. To get to the other NEIGH-bourhood.
Q. What letter is looking for causes?
Q. What is cute and cuddly and lives in your toilet?
A. Winnie the Pooh!
Q. Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?
A. Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
Q. What tools do you need for math?
Q. Why is the ocean always grumpy?
A. You'd be grumpy too if you had crabs on your bottom!
Q. Why didn't the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test?
A. Because he didn't want anything to slip his mind.
Q. Where do pirates like to eat?
Q. Why did Goofy take a ladder to school?
A. Because he wanted to get to high school.
Q. What is black, white and red all over?
A. An embarassed zebra!
Q. Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon?
A. Because it was full.
Q. Why did the coach go to the bank?
A. To get his quarterback.
Q. What is a porcupine's favourite game?
Q. Why was the woman so happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?
A. The box said 2-4 years!
Q. What did the paper cowboy say to the pencil cowboy?
Q. Why wouldn't the oyster give up her pearl?
A. She was shellfish [selfish].
Q. What time does a duck wake up?
A. At the QUACK of dawn.
Q. What gate can't you enter?
Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!
Q. What's a frog's favorite year?
A. Leap year!
Q. What's bigger when it's upside down?
A. A 6!
Q. There are 2 cats, one is French and the other English. The French cat's name was Un Deux Trois and the English cat's name was One Two Three. Both cats think they're better than the other. To determine this they have a swimming contest. Which cat wins and why?
A. The English cat, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq! (Un Deux Trois cat sank)
Q. What does the sun skate on?
Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!
Q. What dog loves to take a shower?
A. A shamPOODLE.
Q. Why did the pencil cross the road first?
A. He was the LEADer!
Q. Why couldn't the eight year old get into the pirate movie?
A. Because it was rated ARRRR!
Q. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A. A pouch potato.
Q. What do you get when you cross a magician with a camera?
A. Hocus Focus!
Q. What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A. A wonkey.
Q. How do you make cool music?
A. Put your CD's in the fridge.
Q. Which is the best month for a parade?
Q. Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
A. Because he saw the salad dressing.
Q. I am tall when I am young and short when I am old. What am I?
A. A candle.
Q. In a green house lives a green man and in the pink house lives a pink man. Who lives in the white house?
A. The president.
Q. Why doesn't a bald man need any keys?
A. Because he doesn't have any locks!
Q. What does an orange do when it takes a test?
A. It concentrates!
Q. What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A. A head banger.
Q. What goes up and down but never moves?
A. The stairs!
Q. Where do oak trees come from?
Q. What is black, white and red?
A. A panda with a rash!
Q. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
A. One is really heavy. The other is a little lighter.
Q. Why do you never ask a dinosaur to read you a story?
A. Because their tales are so long.
Q. What money do dogs and cats have?
A. Kitty cash and doggy dollars.
Q. What comes down but never goes up?
Q. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A. An investiGATOR!
Q. Why did the dalmation go to the eye doctor?
A. Because he kept seeing spots.
Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.
Q. Why is the ice rink so cold?
A. There are a lot of fans there.
Q. What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Q. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
Q. What do you call a frog that parks in a tow away zone?
A. A TOAD away zone.
Q. What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
Q. What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Q. What do birds get when they are ill?
Q. Why isn't your nose 12 inches long?
A. Because it would be a foot.
Q. Why was the horse unable to get into the antelopes' music club?
A. He had no horns!
Q. Why did the fish have no money on him?
A. He left it all at the bank.
Q. What's the biggest type of moth?
A. A mammoth.
Q. Why didn't the police catch the banana?
A. Because it split!
Q. Why did the oak tree have to eat his ice cream in a dish?
A. The pine tree wouldn't give him a cone!
Q. What was Mr. Cow and Mrs. Cow's favorite time together?
A. When they went on their honeyMOOn.
Q. What is Santa's favorite snack?
A. Ho, hos!
Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a hole in one!
Q. Where does a cow go when he's bored?
A. To the MOOvies.
Q. Why should you never shower with a pokemon?
A. Because they Pikachu (peek at you).
Q. What animal never tells the truth?
A. A lion.
Q. How can you tell which end is the head of a worm?
A. Tickle the middle and see where it laughs!
Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal?
A. Bone appetite!
Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.
Q. Where do crayons go on vacation?
Q. A man pushes a car to a hotel and realizes he's bankrupt. Why?
A. He's playing Monopoly!
Q. What has four eyes but can't see?
Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q. What do you call someone with 4 eyes, 3 noses, 6 arms, 4 legs and 8 ears?
Q. Mary and John were sitting in the family room one night. John was watching TV and Mary was reading a book. All of a sudden the power went out, so John decided to go to bed, but Mary kept on reading without any artificial light. How is this possible?
A. Mary was blind and was reading braile!
Q. What letter is a part of the head?
Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!
Q. What country has the most church bells?
Q. What is a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A. A stick!
Q. What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a
four leaf clover?
A. A rash of good luck!
Q. I have four wings but I never fly, I never laugh and never cry. On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with a squeaking sound. I turn but my body doesn't move. What am I?
A. A windmill that needs oiling.
Q. What is the smartest city in America?
A. Alabama because it has four A's and one B!
Q. Did you hear about the man who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
A. He kept popping out of bed all night!
Q. Why can't you play hide-and-seek with mountains?
A. Because they PEAK!
Q. What do you call a pig dressed as Frankenstein?
Q. What would we do if we found bad plants spoiling our lawn?
A. We'd weed.
Q. Why did the man stick his car in the stove?
A. He wanted a hot rod!
Q. What did the student say to the math worksheet?
A. I'm not a therapist, solve your own problems!
Q. Why did the cookie cry?
A. Because his mother was a wafer too long!
Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)
Q. What does a wolf say on Halloween?
A. "Happy HOWLoween!"
Q. What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
A. A chew-chew train.
Q. How do you catch a school of fish?
A. With a bookworm.
Q. What do eskimos call their cows?
Q. What is white on the outside, green on the inside and hops?
A. A frog sandwich.
Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!
Q. If a very small fish married a young dog, what would their baby be called?
A. A guppy puppy.
Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!
Q. What can you throw but not catch?
A. A fit!
Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.
Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.
Q. What happens when an Egyptian prince's daddy dies?
A. His daddy becomes a mummy.
Q. What is served on a table with gatherings of two or four, and is white and round?
A. A ping pong ball.
Q. What did the zero say to the eight?
A. "Oh, I like your belt!"
Q. Why didn't Noah do much fishing on the ark?
A. He only had two worms!
Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch-dog.
Q. What fish can help you build a house?
A. A hammerhead shark.
Q. What question can a person ask all day long, getting a different answer each time, yet all the answers are correct?
A. What time is it?
Q. What is a cow's favorite ice cream?
Q. Which building has the most stories?
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