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500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

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Q. What did the glue say to the teacher?
A. "I'm stuck on you."

Q. What sort of appliance does a monkey use?
A. A gorilla. (A griller)

Q. Why did the surfer wear a baseball mitt?
A. He wanted to catch a wave.

Q. What has a forest with no trees, lakes without water, roads with no cars and deserts with no sand?
A. A map!

Q. How do you make varnish disappear?
A. Take away the R!

Q. What do you call a bunny with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny.

Q. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
A. "Thank you, I will never part with it."

Q. What do you call an an ant sticking out of the ground?
A. A plANT!

Q. What do you call a cow who learns how to belly dance?
A. A milkshake!

Q. Why was the clock in the cafeteria always slow?
A. Because every lunch it went back four seconds!

Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!

Q. What did the banana say to the judge?
A. "I'm sure to win this case on a-peel!"

Q. Where does the word done come before start?
A. In the dictionary!

Q. What did the cab driver wear to the ball?
A. A TAXIdo!

Q. Why was Cinderella thrown off the football team?
A. Because she ran away from the ball!

Q. Where did the hamburgers go?
A. To the Meat Ball!

Q. What did the sweaty octopus spend all his money on?
A. Underarm deodrant.

Q. What's black, white and blue all over?
A. A cold zebra.

Q. How do you make an octopus laugh?
A. Ten Tickles (Tentacles)!

Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
A. Snow.

Q. How do you know when a dumb person has been on the computer?
A. There's white-out all over the screen.

Q. What's yesterday's tomorrow?
A. Today!

Q. Why did the bee get married?
A. Because she found her honey.

Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!

Q. Three ladies are under a small umbrella. None of them got wet. How did they do it?
A. It wasn't raining!

Q. Why did the egg hide?
A. Because she was a little chicken!

Q. What room can't ghosts go in?
A. The LIVING room!

Q. Why was the cumputer cold at night?
A. It forgot to close its windows.

Q. What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
A. "We make a good match!"

Q. What is coming but never arrives?
A. Tomorrow.

Q. What smells like red paint but is blue?
A. Blue paint.

Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.

Q. What do ducks use for math?
A. A QUACK-ulator !

Q. What does a cow do at the theatres?
A. Watch a MOO-vie.

Q. What is a bird's favorite treat?
A. Twix!

Q. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?
A. He had no body to dance with!

Q. What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A. A fur ball.

Q. Why did the apple cuddle the orange?
A. Juice because he wanted a squeeze!

Q. Mary was shot in the head. She managed to avoid being hospitalized and she's as healthy as can be. How can this be?
A. She had a modeling audition. So, they took her head shots.

Q. Where do trees store their valuables?
A. In their trunk!

Q. What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
A. "Catch up!"

Q. Where do famous dragons go after they retire?
A. The hall of flame!

Q. Why did the cookie cry?
A. Because his mother was a wafer too long!

Q. What is a ghost's favorite color?
A. Boo!

Q. What do you call a flying jelly?
A. A jelly copter.

Q. Why did the crab cross the road?
A. To get to the other the tide.

Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mouse.

Q. Why did the turtle cross the street?
A. To get to the Shell station.

Q. What goes around the world but stays in one place?
A. A stamp.

Q. Why did the horse cross the road?
A. To get to the other NEIGH-bourhood.

Q. What type of bed can fly?
A. A bed bug.

Q. Why couldn't the skeleton laugh?
A. Because he lost his funny bone.

Q. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A. Open TOAD sandals.

Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!

Q. Why did the willow weep?
A. Because it saw the water fall (waterfall).

Q. Why was the calculator sad?
A. Because it had too many problems to solve!

Q. What's red and mushy and is found between sharks teeth?
A. Slow swimmers.

Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!

Q. What sort of animal is a slug?
A. A snail with housing problems!

Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.

Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.

Q. A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed for 3 days and left on Friday. How did he do it?
A. His horse's name was Friday.

Q. What do you call fish with no eyes?
A. Fsh.

Q. Why didn't Batman and Robin go fishing?
A. Because Robin ate all the the worms.

Q. What sits outside all year long and is Irish?
A. Paddy O'furniture.

Q. What do you call a deaf dinosaur?
A. Anything you like, he can't hear you!

Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at the front door?
A. Matt!

Q. What has a ring but no finger?
A. A telephone!

Q. What do you call someone with 4 eyes, 3 noses, 6 arms, 4 legs and 8 ears?
A. Ugly.

Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
A. Because he wasn't peeling well!

Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"

Q. How did the teacher knit a suit of armor?
A. She used steel wool!

Q. Why did the girl bring a ruler to bed with her?
A. She wanted to see how long she slept.

Q. Why does the man think the darkness is heavy?
A. Because it isn't light.

Q. Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
A. Because Noah sat on the deck!

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Q. What do you get when you put jeans in the microwave?
A. Four hotpockets.

Q. Where can you find a 3 foot ruler?
A. At a yard sale.

Q. What loses its head every day and gets it back every night?
A. A pillow.

Q. Why did the baby chick cross the road?
A. It was take-your-child-to-work day.

Q. Where do fish keep their money?
A. In the riverbank.

Q. Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?
A. Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

Q. Where do you get draggin' milk?
A. From a cow with short legs.

Q. What does the baby popcorn call his dad?
A. Pop!

Q. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
A. Art.

Q. Why was the pencil crying?
A. Because he was POINTLESS!

Q. Do you want to hear a construction joke?
A. Sorry I'm still working on it!

Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.

Q. What did the shark say when he bumped into a whale?
A. "I didn't do it on porpoise!" (purpose)

Q. How do you know when an Irish person is happy?
A. When they are Dublin over with laughter!

Q. What did the bread say to the knife?
A. "Don't try to butter me up."

Q. What do you call a potato that was crushed?
A. Squash.

Q. As I get older, I become shorter. What am I?
A. A pencil!

Q. What happened to the wind?
A. It blew away!

Q. Why can't a leopard hide?
A. Because he's always spotted!

Q. Why was the broom late for school?
A. He over swept.

Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a tiger?
A. I don't know but you better behave in its class!

Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!

Q. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A. "Bee-hive yourself!"

Q. There are 10 cats in a boat. One cat jumped out of the boat. How many cats were left?
A. None, they were all copycats.

Q. What do you call a person with a tree for a briefcase?
A. A branch manager.

Q. Which month has 28 days?
A. All of them, of course!

Q. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
A. One is really heavy. The other is a little lighter.

Q. What did the Malteeser want to be when it grew up?
A. A Smartie.

Q. 30 people are in a room, no way in, no way out. Don't ask me how they got in. Someone counted and they got 34-heads. How is that possible?
A. 30 foreheads!

Q. What does not ask questions but must be answered?
A. A doorbell.

Q. If you are running in a race and you just passed the guy in second place what place are you in?
A. You are in second place!

Q. What does an orange do when it takes a test?
A. It concentrates!

Q. What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Q. What movie tells the tale of a pizza maker bitten by an arachnid?
A. Spi-dough Man.

Q. What way do the cows like to go?
A. The milky way!

Q. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
A. Rock-it.

Q. Why should you never play hide and seek with mountains?
A. Mountains always peek (peak).

Q. What do you call a giant with carrots in his ears?
A. Anything you want, he can't hear you!

Q. What is the biggest word in the world?
A. Smiles. There is a mile in between each S.

Q. What do you call a pig dressed as Frankenstein?
A. FrankenSWINE.

Q. What does a wolf say on Halloween?
A. "Happy HOWLoween!"

Q. What happens if Peter Pan punches you?
A. You Neverland!

Q. Why did the young cat get arrested ?
A. For his litter!

Q. If a man was born in Spain, raised in Russia, grew old in Greece and died in America, what is he?
A. Dead.

Q. Where did the baby ghost sit?
A. In a BOOster seat!

Q. There is a black house, grey house, red house, yellow house, green house and brown house. What colour house does President Obama live in?
A. The White House!

Q. Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
A. Because their feet stink.

Q. You're riding on a horse and you realize there's a lion chasing you and a giraffe is in front of you. What do you do?
A. Jump off the merry-go-round!

Q. What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters?
A. Alphabet.

Q. What does an injured lemon need?
A. Lemon Aid!

Q. Why did the clock go to the principal's office?
A. For tocking too much!

Q. Why were the police suspicious of the window drapes?
A. They were shady.

Q. How many sides does a circle have?
A. Two, inside and out.

Q. What does the lion say to his friends before a hunt?
A. "Let us prey."

Q. What did the sun say to the sheep and the cloud?
A. "Whoa, are y'all related?"

Q. How do you throw a tent?
A. You pitch it!

Q. What has two back bones and 1000 ribs?
A. A railroad.

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs!

Q. Which building has the most stories?
A. Library!

Q. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A. A clock.

Q. What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat?
A. The Milky Baa-r kid.

Q. There is a restaurant that is shaped like an oval. Inside there are waiters, a chef, a hostess, and a janitor. The restaurant opens and later that night the lights go off. Then when the lights turn on everyone except the staff is dead. So, the next day an investigator comes and asks people what they where doing that night. He asked the waiters what they were doing and they said, "Serving customers."
He asked the chef, and the chef said, "He was cooking."
Then he asked the janitor and he said he was sweeping in the corners.
Who killed everyone?
A. The janitor, because there are no corners in a circular restaurant!

Q. What has four eyes but can't see?
A. Mississippi.

Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.

Q. Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?
A. Counterfeit money.

Q. What comes twice in a week, never in a month and once in a year?
A. The letter E.

Q. What type of house weighs the least?
A. A lighthouse.

Q. What has 3 feet but cannot walk?
A. A yardstick!

Q. What has four wheels and flies?
A. Garbage truck!

Q. A rabbit hops by IHOP. He looks at the sign. What does he say?
A. "Big deal, so do I."

Q. What did the policeman say to his belly?
A. You are under a vest!

Q. Why was the computer late to work?
A. He had a hard-drive.

Q. How do you wrap a cloud?
A. With a rainbow.

Q. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A. A dog a sore!

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