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Q. Why did the hot dog wear a sweater?
A. Because it was a chili dog!
Q. Why can't you do a math test in the jungle?
A. There are too many cheetahs!
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. An injured penguin.
Q. What's a cow's favourite drink?
Q. What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a
four leaf clover?
A. A rash of good luck!
Q. Who do you call when you break your toe?
A. The toe truck!
Q. Who was the straightest man in the Bible?
A. Joseph, Pharoah made a ruler out of him.
Q. What did the dragon say after laying 50 eggs?
A. "I'm EGGShausted!"
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. Why did the tightrope walker visit the bank?
A. He wanted to get his balance!
Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.
Q. A skunk, a frog and a duck wanted to go to the movies. The movies cost a dollar, which animal got to go?
A. The frog because it was the only one with a greenback.
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. "I've got a lot of problems."
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the store?
A. To get some spare ribs.
Q. Why was 10 afraid of 9?
A. Because 9 8 7!
Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.
Q. What has words but never speaks?
A. A book.
Q. What do you call a person with a tree for a briefcase?
A. A branch manager.
Q. What bow can't be tied?
A. A rainbow.
Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.
Q. A man pushes a car to a hotel and realizes he's bankrupt. Why?
A. He's playing Monopoly!
Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.
Q. What is a parrot's favorite food on the 4th of July?
A. Fire crackers!
Q. What is the easiest way to be on TV?
A. Sit on it!
Q. What has holes and can still hold water?
A. A sponge!
Q. What gets wetter as it dries?
A. A towel!
Q. Why did the girl bring a ruler to bed with her?
A. She wanted to see how long she slept.
Q. Why did the apple cuddle the orange?
A. Juice because he wanted a squeeze!
Q. What is the capital of Greece?
Q. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the ark with him?
A. None, it was Noah's ark.
Q. Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. What way do the cows like to go?
A. The milky way!
Q. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
A. "Thank you, I will never part with it."
Q. What card game do artists like to play?
A. Draw poker.
Q. What letter is a vegetable?
Q. What type of queue do dolls like best?
A. A BBQ.
Q. Where are the most cows born?
Q. What is a cow's favourite drink?
A. MOO Juice.
Q. What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
Q. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).
Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Q. Which is the most dangerous city?
Q. What is the only question you can never answer honestly with a yes?
A. "Are you asleep?"
Q. Why does Waldo wear stripes?
A. Because he doesn't want to be spotted!
Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."
Q. Did you hear what happened down at the fish shop?
A. The fish got battered!
Q. What question can a person ask all day long, getting a different answer each time, yet all the answers are correct?
A. What time is it?
Q. What did the fish say to the other fish?
A. "(O)(o)(O)(o)(O)" (Hello)
Q. What money do dogs and cats have?
A. Kitty cash and doggy dollars.
Q. What do you need if you see a kangaroo 20 miles away?
A. I don't know, but you sure don't need glasses.
Q. What did the duck say to the clerk?
A. "Put it on my bill."
Q. Why do cows wear bells?
A. Because their horns don't work!
Q. I am found on land and in the sea but I don't walk or swim. I travel by foot but I'm toeless. No matter where I go I'm never far from home. Who am I?
A. A snail.
Q. What is green and sings?
A. Elvis Parsley.
Q. What did the happy slice of cheese say to the sad slice of cheese?
A. "Aw, it will be okay! Everything is GOUDA!"
Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts.
Q. What do you do when you see a spaceman?
A. Park in it!
Q. Why did the Smartie go to school?
A. Because he wanted to be smarter.
Q. Why didn't the moon finish his meal?
A. It was full.
Q. What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?
A. One is a cat copy, the other is a copy cat.
Q. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
Q. What did the creek say to the brook?
A. "Stop babbling!"
Q. What's brown and blue and swings through the jungle?
A. A monkey wearing a denim jacket!
Q. What did the tornado ask the car?
A. "Wanna go for a spin?"
Q. Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A. Because it's too far to walk!
Q. What do you call a polar bear in the desert?
Q. What has a head and a tail but no body?
A. A coin?
Q. What do you call two bananas?
A. A pair of slippers!
Q. Mary and John were sitting in the family room one night. John was watching TV and Mary was reading a book. All of a sudden the power went out, so John decided to go to bed, but Mary kept on reading without any artificial light. How is this possible?
A. Mary was blind and was reading braile!
Q. Why did the children eat their homework?
A. Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Q. Why did the son put his father on top of the freezer?
A. He wanted an ice pop!
Q. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew!
Q. A bus driver was going down the road. He passed a stop sign without stopping, went on the left side of the road, and ran a red light, yet he didn't get fined. Why?
A. Because he wasn't driving a bus, he was walking!
Q. What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
A. "We make a good match!"
Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
Q. What is in and out, big and small, short and tall, up and down, and all around?
A. Life and time.
Q. Why did the one handed man cross the road?
A. To get to the second hand shop!
Q. What did the plate say to the other plate?
A. "Food's on me tonight!"
Q. What did the sweaty octopus spend all his money on?
A. Underarm deodrant.
Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A. "I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."
Q. What did the volcanoes name their daughter?
Q. If you are running in a race and you just passed the guy in second place what place are you in?
A. You are in second place!
Q. What are the strongest days of the week?
A. Saturday and Sunday because all the rest are WEAK days!
Q. Why did the banana factory shut down?
A. Because they chucked out all the bent ones!
Q. Why is getting up in the morning like a pig's tail?
A. It's twirly. (Too early)
Q. What animal never tells the truth?
A. A lion.
Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!
Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at the front door?
Q. What do miners put on their face at night?
A. Coal cream.
Q. Why did the cow do jumping jacks?
A. Because he wanted a milkshake!
Q. Where do you learn to make ice cream?
A. At Sundae School!
Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
Q. Why did Batman cross his legs?
A. He had to go to the BATroom!
Q. Four men are in a boat and fall in the water. Not a single man gets wet. How is this possible?
A. All of them were married!
Q. How do you eat an elephant?
A. One bite at a time.
Q. What jumps higher than a building?
A. Everything, buildings don't jump.
Q. What do you get with a kangoroo and a snake?
A. A jump rope.
Q. Which building has the most stories?
Q. Where did the cow go on a holiday?
A. MOO York.
Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a tiger?
A. I don't know but you better behave in its class!
Q. What has a thousand legs, a long neck but no head?
A. A broom.
Q. Why are cooks cruel?
A. Because they whip cream and beat eggs!!
Q. What do you do with dead elements?
Q. Why did the oak tree have to eat his ice cream in a dish?
A. The pine tree wouldn't give him a cone!
Q. What do birds get when they are ill?
Q. How do you stop a mouse from squealing?
A. Oil it.
Q. What time do you go to the dentist?
A. Tooth hurty!
Q. Where do famous dragons go after they retire?
A. The hall of flame!
Q. Why do mathematicians like airlines?
A. They use Pi-lots.
Q. What do you call a jacket that is on fire?
A. A blazer!
Q. Why did the toilet paper want to roll down the hill?
A. To get to the bottom.
Q. Why did the newspaper blush?
A. Because he saw the comic strip.
Q. What does the pink panther do with his camera?
A. He takes PINKtures!
Q. Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
A. Because he saw the salad dressing.
Q. What's red and mushy and is found between sharks teeth?
A. Slow swimmers.
Q. What did the tree say to the light bulb?
A. "Hey! Just had a bright idea!"
Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!
Q. How do you stop a rhino from charging?
A. Take away its credit card.
Q. Why did the rancher name his ranch "Peanut Butter"?
A. It was a great spread.
Q. What pet does everybody have?
A. A carPET!
Q. Why does the man think the darkness is heavy?
A. Because it isn't light.
Q. What did the Ghost Busters have on their hands?
A. Ghost blisters.
Q. What did the cab driver wear to the ball?
A. A TAXIdo!
Q. Which letter of the alphabet keeps us waiting?
A. Q. (queue)
Q. What disappears when you stand up?
A. Your lap!
Q. What does a toad say when it sees something great?
A. "TOADaly Awesome!"
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because its only got one boot.
Q. What is a flower between your nose and your chin?
A. Two lips. (Tulips)
Q. Why was Cinderella thrown off the football team?
A. Because she ran away from the ball!
Q. What can't you eat at dinner?
A. Breakfast and lunch!
Q. What has two back bones and 1000 ribs?
A. A railroad.
Q. Why did the goose cross the road?
A. He didn't want to be called a chicken!
Q. Why did the bee feel cold?
A. Because it is in the middle of A and C.
Q. What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A. A cloud!
Q. Why can't you play hide-and-seek with mountains?
A. Because they PEAK!
Q. Why was Dracula put in jail?
A. He tried to rob a blood bank.
Q. What is a porcupine's favourite game?
Q. What do you use to fix a torn daisy?
A. A flower patch.
Q. Why do hair dressers always get places faster?
A. Because they know all the short cuts.
Q. What do you get when you cross a hammock and a dog?
A. A rocker spaniel.
Q. What did the tie say to the hat?
A. "You go on a head and I'll hang around here."
Q. What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
A. "You can count on me!"
Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"
Q. Why was the math book unhappy?
A. Because he had too many problems!
Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.
Q. Where do you get draggin' milk?
A. From a cow with short legs.
Q. What do you call a deaf dinosaur?
A. Anything you like, he can't hear you!
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.
Q. Why did the bird go to the restaurant?
A. Because he wanted a tweet!
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