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Q. What did the hat say to the scarf?
A. "You can hang around. I'll just go on a head!"
Q. I have 7 children half of them are boys, what is the other half?
A. They were all boys.
Q. Which is the most dangerous city?
Q. What question can a person ask all day long, getting a different answer each time, yet all the answers are correct?
A. What time is it?
Q. What kind of car does Humpty Dumpty drive?
A. A Yolks Wagon!
Q. What do ducks use for math?
A. A QUACK-ulator !
Q. Where won't you find a dog shopping?
A. At the flea market!
Q. There was a boy and a doctor. The boy was the doctor's son but the doctor was not his dad. Who was the doctor?
A. His mom!
Q. What do frogs drink?
Q. What is the end of everything?
A. The letter G.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the possums how it's done.
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Q. Why is arithmetic hard work?
A. All those numerals you have to carry.
Q. What is a cat's favorite color?
Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!
Q. Why did the monkey cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired.
Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!
Q. Where do sheep get their hair cut?
A. At the bah bah shop.
Q. What goes up and down but never moves?
A. The stairs!
Q. Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?
A. Because he had a big bill.
Q. What does a tree drink?
A. Root beer!
Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. Because he felt crummy.
Q. Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?
A. Counterfeit money.
Q. Why do gorillas have broad fingers?
A. Because they have large nostrils.
Q. What does the sun skate on?
Q. What grows if you feed it but dies if it drinks?
Q. What always runs, never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but doesn't sleep, has a mouth but never eats?
A. A river!
Q. What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you berry much."
Q. What do you call a train full of toffee?
A. A chew-chew train!
Q. Why was the doctor angry?
A. He lost his patients.
Q. What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
A. "You can count on me!"
Q. 30 people are in a room, no way in, no way out. Don't ask me how they got in. Someone counted and they got 34-heads. How is that possible?
A. 30 foreheads!
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No idea. (No eye deer)
Q. Why did the clock go to the principal's office?
A. For tocking too much!
Q. What did the tie say to the hat?
A. "You go on a head and I'll hang around here."
Q. What's the richest kind of air?
Q. Why is the letter B so cool?
A. Because it is in between A C!
Q. Where do pencils come from?
Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.
Q. What happens if you call 611 for the police?
A. The police car comes to you upside down!
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow with a smurf?
A. Blue cheese!
Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)
Q. Why was the horse unable to get into the antelopes' music club?
A. He had no horns!
Q. What did the tree say to the light bulb?
A. "Hey! Just had a bright idea!"
Q. Why did the girl jump up and down before taking her medicine?
A. Because the label said: Shake well before using!
Q. What does a cloud wear under it's raincoat?
Q. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
A. You Pokemon!
Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.
Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!
Q. A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed for 3 days and left on Friday. How did he do it?
A. His horse's name was Friday.
Q. What does a frog eat with his hamburger?
A. French Flies!
Q. Why is the ice rink so cold?
A. There are a lot of fans there.
Q. When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
A. When it is read!
Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"
Q. What animal should you not play cards with?
A. A Cheetah!
Q. What do you call a flying jelly?
A. A jelly copter.
Q. What is a shark's favourite food?
A. Fish and ships.
Q. What cat likes living in water?
A. An octoPUSS!
Q. What does a triceratops sit on?
A. It's tricera-bottom!
Q. Where are the most cows born?
Q. What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?
A. Time to buy a new clock.
Q. Which restaurants are good at math?
Q. Why couldn't the skeleton laugh?
A. Because he lost his funny bone.
Q. Why did the policeman stay in bed?
A. Because he was an undercover cop.
Q. What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
A. They peel.
Q. What does a French cow say?
A. "Moo Lala!"
Q. What call for help, when written in capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?
Q. What relatives are dependent on U?
A. Aunt, uncle, cousin. They all need U.
Q. Why did the boy take a packet of oats with him to bed?
A. To feed his nightMARE!
Q. Why does a giraffe eat so little?
A. Because they can make a little go a long way.
Q. If you're Scottish when you go into the bathroom and you're Scottish when you go out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the toilet?
A. European (you are peeing).
Q. What's black, white and blue all over?
A. A cold zebra.
Q. What did the bread say to the man?
A. Nothing, bread can't talk.
Q. Why did the goose cross the road?
A. He didn't want to be called a chicken!
Q. What tree do fingers grow off of?
A. A palm tree!
Q. Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A. Because it's too far to walk!
Q. Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
A. He was annoyed with the HOLE business.
Q. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the ark with him?
A. None, it was Noah's ark.
Q. Why did the one handed man cross the road?
A. To get to the second hand shop!
Q. What school do planets and stars go to to study?
Q. What do you take before every meal?
A. A seat!
Q. What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A. Rubber band because it stretches!
Q. What do you call a square that's been in an accident?
A. A WRECKtangle.
Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a hole in one!
Q. Why is Cinderella a bad football player?
A. Because she has a pumpkin as a coach!
Q. What 10 letter word starts with gas?
A. An A-U-T-O-M-O-B-I-L-E.
Q. What do you get if you cross a porcupine and a giraffe?
A. A seven metre long toothbrush!
Q. How do you make varnish disappear?
A. Take away the R!
Q. Why did the man stick his car in the stove?
A. He wanted a hot rod!
Q. Why did the orange wish he was wearing sunscreen?
A. He was starting to peel!
Q. What letter is a European bird?
Q. Where do fish keep their money?
A. In the riverbank.
Q. What are the strongest days of the week?
A. Saturday and Sunday because all the rest are WEAK days!
Q. What is the best way to catch a squirrel?
A. Act like a nut.
Q. What kind of shoes does a spy wear?
Q. What's new at the zoo?
A. A gnu!
Q. What do you call a bell that can do gymnastics?
A. A flexi-bell.
Q. What does a wolf say on Halloween?
A. "Happy HOWLoween!"
Q. There is a restaurant that is shaped like an oval. Inside there are waiters, a chef, a hostess, and a janitor. The restaurant opens and later that night the lights go off. Then when the lights turn on everyone except the staff is dead. So, the next day an investigator comes and asks people what they where doing that night. He asked the waiters what they were doing and they said, "Serving customers."
He asked the chef, and the chef said, "He was cooking."
Then he asked the janitor and he said he was sweeping in the corners.
Who killed everyone?
A. The janitor, because there are no corners in a circular restaurant!
Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
A. Because he wasn't peeling well!
Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!
Q. How did Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicle!
Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because he had no guts.
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
A. A creamy quacker!
Q. Why did the starfish breakup with the lobster?
A. Because he was SHELLfish.
Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.
Q. What's a frog's favorite year?
A. Leap year!
Q. What has a head and a tail but no body?
A. A coin?
Q. What is yours but your friends use more than you?
A. Your name!
Q. Why did the fish tell excuses?
A. To get off the hook!
Q. What do you do with dead elements?
Q. How do you make a sausage roll?
A. Push it down the hill!
Q. I am found on land and in the sea but I don't walk or swim. I travel by foot but I'm toeless. No matter where I go I'm never far from home. Who am I?
A. A snail.
Q. What has 6 legs, 4 eyes, 4 ears, 2 noses, 2 mouths and 2 heads?
A. A man sitting on a horse.
Q. Where do crayons go on vacation?
Q. One cow is talking to another cow and looks away for 10 seconds and the other cow is gone. Where is the other cow?
A. Over the moon!
Q. What can fill up the the room but takes no space?
Q. What is the laziest mountain in the world?
A. Mount Ever-rest!
Q. What do birds get when they are ill?
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests!
Q. What has two back bones and 1000 ribs?
A. A railroad.
Q. Why didn't the squirrel cross the telephone wire?
A. Because the line was busy.
Q. What vegetable has eyes but can't see?
A. A potato.
Q. What room can't ghosts go in?
A. The LIVING room!
Q. How do you make an octopus laugh?
A. Ten Tickles (Tentacles)!
Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q. What did the sick freight elevator say?
A. "I think I'm coming down with something."
Q. How do you make a Kleenex dance?
A. You put a little boogie in it!
Q. What does an eagle use to write with?
A. A bald point pen!
Q. What runs but never walks?
Q. Why did the banana factory shut down?
A. Because they chucked out all the bent ones!
Q. Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
A. To find Pluto.
Q. If a man was born in Spain, raised in Russia, grew old in Greece and died in America, what is he?
Q. What do you call a dog who wins a race?
A. A weiner.
Q. What's better than 24?
Q. What did the scientist say to the hydrogen atom that claimed it lost an electron?
A. "Are you positive?"
Q. What does Dracula say when he doesn't have good news?
A. "I have BAT news, everyone!"
Q. What did the duck say to the clerk?
A. "Put it on my bill."
Q. Three ladies are under a small umbrella. None of them got wet. How did they do it?
A. It wasn't raining!
Q. What did one wall say to the other wall?
A. "I'll meet you at the corner."
Q. What rolls and jumps but never walks?
A. A soccer ball!
Q. What do mice feel like when they come out of the shower?
A. Squeaky clean!
Q. There are 30 white horses on a red hill. They stomp, chomp and they stop. What are they?
A. Your teeth.
Q. Why was the little bird punished?
A. It was caught peeping in school.
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mouse.
Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.
Q. Why didn't the Joker cross the road?
A. Batman was on the other side.
Q. What is a cow's favourite drink?
A. MOO Juice.
Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!
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