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Q. Why did the bird go to the restaurant?
A. Because he wanted a tweet!
Q. What's a cat's favourite magazine?
A. A CAT-alogue.
Q. What is white on the outside, green on the inside and hops?
A. A frog sandwich.
Q. What is the smartest city in America?
A. Alabama because it has four A's and one B!
Q. Where will you find the biggest rope in the world?
A. In EuROPE!
Q. What did the toilet say when he was playing cards?
Q. Where did the boy take his pet pig to?
A. The Ham-usement park!
Q. Paul is six feet tall. He is an assistant in a butcher shop. He wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q. Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
A. Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall down!
Q. Which baseball team do puppies play for?
A. The New York Pets.
Q. Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. What did the hat say to the scarf?
A. "You can hang around. I'll just go on a head!"
Q. Why couldn't the bike stand up on it's own?
A. Because it was two-tired!
Q. Why did Goofy take a ladder to school?
A. Because he wanted to get to high school.
Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.
Q. Why did the mushroom have so many friends?
A. Because he was a fungi!
Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"
Q. What is black and white and read all over?
A. A newspaper.
Q. What do you call a giant with carrots in his ears?
A. Anything you want, he can't hear you!
Q. What do you call a crab that will not share?
A. A selfish. (Shellfish)
Q. What place has the most cows?
A. Moo York. (New York)
Q. What card game do artists like to play?
A. Draw poker.
Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence.
Q. Tall in the morning, short at noon, gone at night but I'll be back soon. What am I?
A. A shadow!
Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.
Q. What's a frog's favorite year?
A. Leap year!
Q. Why was the horse unable to get into the antelopes' music club?
A. He had no horns!
Q. Where do famous dragons go after they retire?
A. The hall of flame!
Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!
Q. What do you call a football player whose helmet is too tight?
A. Call him anthing you want, he can't hear you!
Q. As I get older, I become shorter. What am I?
A. A pencil!
Q. What do you call a super hero who has lost his powers?
A. A super-zero.
Q. What did the bread say to the man?
A. Nothing, bread can't talk.
Q. You're riding on a horse and you realize there's a lion chasing you and a giraffe is in front of you. What do you do?
A. Jump off the merry-go-round!
Q. What is something you will never see again?
A. The past.
Q. What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A. A milkshake!
Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because he had no guts.
Q. What did the broken clock say?
A. "Will someone give me hand?"
Q. Why do hair dressers always get places faster?
A. Because they know all the short cuts.
Q. What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
A. "I love BOO!"
Q. What does Dracula say when he doesn't have good news?
A. "I have BAT news, everyone!"
Q. What would we do if we found bad plants spoiling our lawn?
A. We'd weed.
Q. What do you call a man in a bush?
Q. The peak on my house is going east and west and slopes North and South. A rooster is on the peak and lays an egg, which way did the egg roll?
A. Roosters don't lay eggs
Q. Why did the man stick his car in the stove?
A. He wanted a hot rod!
Q. What did the baseball say to the cake batter?
A. "Batter up."
Q. What do eskimos call their cows?
Q. Mary and John were sitting in the family room one night. John was watching TV and Mary was reading a book. All of a sudden the power went out, so John decided to go to bed, but Mary kept on reading without any artificial light. How is this possible?
A. Mary was blind and was reading braile!
Q. Sam, Lula, Mike, and Kayla all live in a house. Mike and Kayla went out to the movies and when they got back Lula was on the floor dead in a pile of broken glass and water. Sam was on the couch sleeping and didn't know what happened. How did Lula die?
A. Sam is a dog and Lula is a fish. Sam pushed over the fish bowl.
Q. What should you do when you see a green alien?
A. Wait until it's ripe!
Q. What book can you look in to find words that are not true?
A. The fiction-ary!
Q. How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat of your car?
A. Have him sit in front with you.
Q. Why did the firefighter put his belt on?
A. To hold his pants up!
Q. What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
Q. What sits outside all year long and is Irish?
A. Paddy O'furniture.
Q. Why was the computer late to work?
A. He had a hard-drive.
Q. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A. A snailor.
Q. How do you make a Kleenex dance?
A. You put a little boogie in it!
Q. What is green and hangs off trees?
A. Giraffe snot.
Q. What did the big hand on the clock say to the little hand?
A. "Hour you today?"
Q. What garden has the most vegetables?
A. Flash garden!
Q. Why can't you play hide-and-seek with mountains?
A. Because they PEAK!
Q. What kind of bug goes Zzub Zzub?
A. A bumble bee flying backward!
Q. What did the bread say to the knife?
A. "Don't try to butter me up."
Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
Q. Why didn't the moon finish his meal?
A. It was full.
Q. Can you name two things that have an eye buy can't see?
A. A needle and a hurricane!
Q. Why did the farmer let his cows eat the tall grass?
A. Because it needed to get moooed! (Mowed)
Q. Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
A. Because he saw the salad dressing.
Q. What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A. A cloud!
Q. What has four legs, stands and is helpful to people?
A. A table!
Q. Take me out of the box, scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?
A. A match!
Q. What was the name of Noah's wife?
Q. Why did the Smartie go to school?
A. Because he wanted to be smarter.
Q. Why didn't Batman and Robin go fishing?
A. Because Robin ate all the the worms.
Q. Which mountain has never been climbed?
A. Mountain Dew!
Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.
Q. Why should you never play hide and seek with mountains?
A. Mountains always peek (peak).
Q. What can you find in the middle of a tornado?
A. The letter N.
Q. What does a polar bear use to keep his head warm?
A. A polar ice cap.
Q. Why did the coach go to the bank?
A. To get his quarterback.
Q. If you're Scottish when you go into the bathroom and you're Scottish when you go out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the toilet?
A. European (you are peeing).
Q. How do you catch a school of fish?
A. With a bookworm.
Q. What cat likes living in water?
A. An octoPUSS!
Q. Why did the oak tree have to eat his ice cream in a dish?
A. The pine tree wouldn't give him a cone!
Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.
Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch-dog.
Q. One cow is talking to another cow and looks away for 10 seconds and the other cow is gone. Where is the other cow?
A. Over the moon!
Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q. What is the laziest mountain in the world?
A. Mount Ever-rest!
Q. What part of a fish weighs the most?
A. Its scales.
Q. What can't you eat at dinner?
A. Breakfast and lunch!
Q. What do you call someone with 4 eyes, 3 noses, 6 arms, 4 legs and 8 ears?
Q. I have four wings but I never fly, I never laugh and never cry. On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with a squeaking sound. I turn but my body doesn't move. What am I?
A. A windmill that needs oiling.
Q. What vegetable has eyes but can't see?
A. A potato.
Q. What do you call a square that's been in an accident?
A. A WRECKtangle.
Q. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Q. Why did the picture go to jail?
A. He got framed.
Q. What did one wall say to the other wall?
A. "I'll meet you at the corner."
Q. Why did the doofus climb the glass wall?
A. So he could see what was on the other side.
Q. What did Sergeant Peanut Butter shout to his jelly police officers?
A. "Spread out, men!"
Q. Why did the bee get married?
A. Because she found her honey.
Q. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A. "Bee-hive yourself!"
Q. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A. Because her students were bright!
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. Here Comes The Sun!
Q. What did the little light bulb say to its mum?
A. "I wuv you watts and watts!"
Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!
Q. How can a rose ride a bike?
A. It uses its petals!
Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!
Q. Have you heard the joke about the bed?
A. It hasn't been made yet!
Q. What do you call an Italian cow that likes coffee?
Q. Where did the cow go on a holiday?
A. MOO York.
Q. What do you call a bear with no ears?
Q. What is coming but never arrives?
Q. What gets smaller as it gets higher?
A. An airplane!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.
Q. Why is England the wettest country?
A. Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Q. Why do cats always go after mice and birds?
A. Because cats like fast food.
Q. What relatives are dependent on U?
A. Aunt, uncle, cousin. They all need U.
Q. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A. Bunny toots!
Q. The more you take of these, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A. "I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."
Q. I have two coins in my pocket and they equal 15 cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are the coins in my pocket?
A. A nickel and a dime, I said only one of them is not a nickel.
Q. What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
A. "I never sausage a place"
Q. Why were the pirates so good at singing?
A. They were working on the high Cs.
Q. What country has the most church bells?
Q. What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder?
A. He got a little behind in his work!
Q. What is green and white when it is up and red when it hits the ground?
A. A watermelon.
Q. What did the policeman say to his belly?
A. You are under a vest!
Q. There are 10 cats in a boat. One cat jumped out of the boat. How many cats were left?
A. None, they were all copycats.
Q. Where does a 600 pound gorilla sit?
A. Anywhere he wants!
Q. It is greater than God and more evil than devil. The poor have it. The rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?
Q. What has a forest with no trees, lakes without water, roads with no cars and deserts with no sand?
A. A map!
Q. Why did the pencil cross the road first?
A. He was the LEADer!
Q. If you say it you break it. What is it?
Q. What happens if Peter Pan punches you?
A. You Neverland!
Q. Which is the loudest vowel?
A. The letter I. It is always in the midst of noise
Q. How do eggs get to the shop?
A. In a CARton!
Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!
Q. Hit me hard and I will crack but you'll never stop me from staring back. What am I?
A. A mirror!
Q. What do eagles do when they coach a sports team?
A. They wing it.
Q. What language does a billboard speak?
A. Sign language.
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mouse.
Q. Why do sharks live in salty water?
A. Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Q. What type of house weighs the least?
A. A lighthouse.
Q. Where won't you find a dog shopping?
A. At the flea market!
Q. Ike went through the town casuing havoc and he was on the news and in the newspaper. What is Ike?
A. A hurricane!
Q. Why did the banana factory shut down?
A. Because they chucked out all the bent ones!
Q. What kind of motorcycle does a pig drive?
A. A hog!
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