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Q. Why did the bee feel cold?
A. Because it is in the middle of A and C.
Q. What did the little light bulb say to its mum?
A. "I wuv you watts and watts!"
Q. You are trapped in a room and there are 3 doors. Each door has something behind it. The first door has two hungry lions that have not eaten in four years. The second door has electric lasers all across the room. The third has three ninjas ready to attack. Which door would you pick to go through?
A. The first because the lions would be dead if they have not eaten for 4 years!
Q. What does the baby popcorn call his dad?
Q. What did the shark say when he bumped into a whale?
A. "I didn't do it on porpoise!" (purpose)
Q. Where do famous dragons go after they retire?
A. The hall of flame!
Q. How is bubble gum similar to a Wookie?
A. It's Chewy.
Q. What is black, white and red all over?
A. An embarassed zebra!
Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.
Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.
Q. What did the big hand on the clock say to the little hand?
A. "Hour you today?"
Q. What is a dog that sneezes?
Q. What did one NASCAR driver say to the other?
A. "Do you want to crash at my place tonight?"
Q. What do you call fish with no eyes?
Q. If a red house is made out of red brick, and a blue house is made of blue bricks what is a green house made of?
Q. Why did Patrick eat money?
A. His mum said it was his lunch money.
Q. What gets wetter as it dries?
A. A towel!
Q. Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A. Because it's too far to walk!
Q. Why are cooks cruel?
A. Because they whip cream and beat eggs!!
Q. What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters?
Q. What money do dogs and cats have?
A. Kitty cash and doggy dollars.
Q. What did the dressing say to the refrigerator?
A. "Shut the door I am dressing!"
Q. You are dreaming. A monster comes up to you and takes you away. He puts you in an oven and turns it on. Any moment he will be eating you. What should you do?
A. Pinch yourself.
Q. What is a dentist's favourite game?
A. Tooth or Dare!
Q. What did Delaware?
A. A New Jersey!
Q. If the red house is in the left and the blue house is on the right, where is the white house ?
A. Washington DC.
Q. What do you get when you put jeans in the microwave?
A. Four hotpockets.
Q. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
A. To keep an eye on the mouse.
Q. Did you hear about the skeleton and his girlfriend?
A. They broke up and he was shattered!
Q. What is a snowman's favorite food?
A. Ice Krispy treats.
Q. If I did this equation, 23x45+27x99= What answer would I get?
A. A very big number!
Q. What do you call a man in a bush?
Q. The person who makes it sells it, the person who buys it never uses it, the person who is in it doesn't know it, what is it?
A. A coffin.
Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
A. It's not right.
Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!
Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
Q. What is the smartest city in America?
A. Alabama because it has four A's and one B!
Q. Why didn't the moon finish his meal?
A. It was full.
Q. What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
A. Evaporated milk.
Q. What day has day in it but isn't Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, or Saturday?
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.
Q. Why did the fish have no money on him?
A. He left it all at the bank.
Q. What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
A. "Catch up!"
Q. What did the fish say to the other fish?
A. "(O)(o)(O)(o)(O)" (Hello)
Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"
Q. Which letter of the alphabet has the most people in it?
A. Q (queue).
Q. What comes twice in a week, never in a month and once in a year?
A. The letter E.
Q. Why did the nose cross the street?
A. He was getting picked on!
Q. What do you do if something charges at you?
A. You take away its credit card!
Q. What street does a vampire live on?
A. A dead end!
Q. Why is Cinderella a bad football player?
A. Because she has a pumpkin as a coach!
Q. What is a cow's favourite drink?
A. MOO Juice.
Q. Why did Batman cross his legs?
A. He had to go to the BATroom!
Q. What fish can help you build a house?
A. A hammerhead shark.
Q. What did the paint give the wall on their first anniversary?
A. A new coat.
Q. Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?
A. Because she had the perfect pitch.
Q. What did the banana say to the judge?
A. "I'm sure to win this case on a-peel!"
Q. What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A. A wonkey.
Q. What is green and white when it is up and red when it hits the ground?
A. A watermelon.
Q. Why isn't your nose 12 inches long?
A. Because it would be a foot.
Q. How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
A. Poker face!
Q. I have four wings but I never fly, I never laugh and never cry. On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with a squeaking sound. I turn but my body doesn't move. What am I?
A. A windmill that needs oiling.
Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!
Q. What do you call a polar bear in the desert?
Q. What do you call a cat that eats lemons?
A. A sourpuss.
Q. What has a head and a tail but no body?
A. A coin?
Q. Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?
A. Counterfeit money.
Q. How do you get rid of a boomerang?
A. Throw it down a one way street!
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No idea. (No eye deer)
Q. What does Dracula say when he doesn't have good news?
A. "I have BAT news, everyone!"
Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Q. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
A. One is really heavy. The other is a little lighter.
Q. Why did the new boy steal a chair from the classroom?
A. Because the teacher told him to take a seat.
Q. What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Q. What book can you look in to find words that are not true?
A. The fiction-ary!
Q. Which baseball team do puppies play for?
A. The New York Pets.
Q. What did the fish say to the chip?
A. "We were made for each other."
Q. What is the only question you can never answer honestly with a yes?
A. "Are you asleep?"
Q. There are 3 men on a boat. The boat tips over and only 2 men get their hair wet. How is that possible?
A. One is bald.
Q. What letter is an exclamation?
Q. What is the cat's favorite button on the remote?
Q. What did the 0 say to the 8?
A. "Nice belt."
Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.
Q. What do you call a super hero who has lost his powers?
A. A super-zero.
Q. What is red when you go and green when you stop?
A. A watermelon.
Q. What tools do you need for math?
Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7 8 9!
Q. I have 7 children half of them are boys, what is the other half?
A. They were all boys.
Q. What did the tornado ask the car?
A. "Wanna go for a spin?"
Q. Why did the lamb go to the river?
A. To get a BAA-th!
Q. Why is getting up in the morning like a pig's tail?
A. It's twirly. (Too early)
Q. Why did the firefighter put his belt on?
A. To hold his pants up!
Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because its only got one boot.
Q. If a very small fish married a young dog, what would their baby be called?
A. A guppy puppy.
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.
Q. Why did the policeman stay in bed?
A. Because he was an undercover cop.
Q. What's the best place to grow flowers in school?
A. In kindergarden.
Q. Why did the whale laugh?
A. Because he saw the sea's bottom.
Q. Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
A. Because he saw the salad dressing.
Q. Why did the tightrope walker visit the bank?
A. He wanted to get his balance!
Q. Why didn't the squirrel cross the telephone wire?
A. Because the line was busy.
Q. What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together?
A. They had a class trip!
Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.
Q. What animal is NOT allowed to play in games or contests?
A. Cheetahs (cheaters)
Q. What letter is looking for causes?
Q. Why is there no air in space?
A. Because the Milky Way would go bad.
Q. What has two heads and runs faster the longer it stands?
A. An hourglass.
Q. What animal should you not play cards with?
A. A Cheetah!
Q. Why are rivers so rich?
A. Because they have 2 banks.
Q. What is the easiest way to be on TV?
A. Sit on it!
Q. What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for school?
Q. Why do mushrooms like to tell jokes?
A. Because they're a fungi!
Q. What card game do artists like to play?
A. Draw poker.
Q. If you are running in a race and you just passed the guy in second place what place are you in?
A. You are in second place!
Q. What type of house weighs the least?
A. A lighthouse.
Q. You have a candle, a stove, and a fireplace and a match. Which one would you light first?
A. The match!
Q. What's a cow's favourite drink?
Q. What kind of car does Humpty Dumpty drive?
A. A Yolks Wagon!
Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"
Q. What comes down but never goes up?
Q. Why did Daniel go to the top of the school?
A. Because he wanted to go to high school.
Q. What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A. Rubber band because it stretches!
Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"
Q. What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Q. Where does a cow go when he's bored?
A. To the MOOvies.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Q. What do you call a cow who learns how to belly dance?
A. A milkshake!
Q. What did Shakespeare say to the pencil?
A. "Write on!"
Q. What did one lion say to another when they saw some hunters in a jeep?
A. "Look, meals on wheels!"
Q. Why did the willow weep?
A. Because it saw the water fall (waterfall).
Q. Why didn't the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test?
A. Because he didn't want anything to slip his mind.
Q. Where do you get draggin' milk?
A. From a cow with short legs.
Q. What did one leaf say to the other?
A. "See you next fall!!"
Q. Does a match box?
A. No, but a tin can!
Q. Why didn't the Joker cross the road?
A. Batman was on the other side.
Q. Why were the police suspicious of the window drapes?
A. They were shady.
Q. Why is a riddle like a joke?
A. It's no good without a point.
Q. What does an eagle use to write with?
A. A bald point pen!
Q. Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
A. To the reTAIL store.
Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.
Q. What do you call a potato that was crushed?
Q. How do you wrap a cloud?
A. With a rainbow.
Q. If you're Scottish when you go into the bathroom and you're Scottish when you go out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the toilet?
A. European (you are peeing).
Q. What did one wall say to the other wall?
A. "I'll meet you at the corner."
Q. What does the lion say to his friends before a hunt?
A. "Let us prey."
Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.
Q. What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
Q. Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
A. Because Noah sat on the deck!
Q. What gate can't you enter?
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