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Q. There are 10 cats in a boat. One cat jumped out of the boat. How many cats were left?
A. None, they were all copycats.
Q. What always runs, never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but doesn't sleep, has a mouth but never eats?
A. A river!
Q. What do you get when you cross a skeleton with a genie?
A. A wish bone!
Q. What does a phone eat?
Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!
Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.
Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.
Q. Who does Frankenstein invite to his party?
A. Anyone he can gobble up!
Q. A women shot her husband, put him under water for 5 minutes, and then hung him. Later, they went out to dinner. How did he survive, and then go out to dinner?
A. She was a photographer!
Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal?
A. Bone appetite!
Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!
Q. What has the fur of a cat, the whiskers of a cat, ears of a car, a tail of a cat, but is not a cat?
A. A kitten.
Q. Have you heard the joke about the bed?
A. It hasn't been made yet!
Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7 8 9!
Q. Where won't you find a dog shopping?
A. At the flea market!
Q. What did the sun say to the sheep and the cloud?
A. "Whoa, are y'all related?"
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because he was tired of living beside KFC!
Q. Why don't they play cards in Africa?
A. There are too many Cheetahs!
Q. There was a man who walked into a bar and asked if he could have a glass of water but the bartender pointed a gun at him and the man who asked for water said thank you and left. Why did he say thank you?
A. Because the man had the hiccups.
Q. Why did the goose cross the road?
A. He didn't want to be called a chicken!
Q. What football team makes the most money?
A. The Buck-aneers.
Q. What is black, white and red all over?
A. An embarassed zebra!
Q. What dog loves to take a shower?
A. A shamPOODLE.
Q. What do you call a deer that makes money?
A. A buck!
Q. Which country is the slipperiest?
Q. What bird is always sad?
A. A blue-bird.
Q. Why did the newspaper blush?
A. Because he saw the comic strip.
Q. Why is baseball the safest sport?
A. Because on the field, it has a warning track.
Q. What do you do if something charges at you?
A. You take away its credit card!
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No idea. (No eye deer)
Q. Why did the banana factory shut down?
A. Because they chucked out all the bent ones!
Q. Why should you never shower with a pokemon?
A. Because they Pikachu (peek at you).
Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.
Q. Why did the picture go to jail?
A. He got framed.
Q. What did the glue say to the teacher?
A. "I'm stuck on you."
Q. Which letter comes once in a minute, twice in a millennium but never in thousand years?
A. The letter M.
Q. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Q. What did the traffic light say to the car?
A. "Don't look. I'm changing!"
Q. What did the elephant say to her son when he was naughty?
A. "Tusk tusk!"
Q. What did the picture say to the other picture?
A. "How long have you been hanging around here?"
Q. Which month has 28 days?
A. All of them, of course!
Q. What does a French cow say?
A. "Moo Lala!"
Q. What does a wolf say on Halloween?
A. "Happy HOWLoween!"
Q. Why did the bread cross the road?
A. To BUTTER the other side!
Q. Where will you find the biggest rope in the world?
A. In EuROPE!
Q. If chickens get up when the rooster crows, when do ducks get up?
A. At the quack of dawn!
Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
A. Because he wasn't peeling well!
Q. What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Q. Why did the square and triangle go to the gym?
A. To stay in shape!
Q. What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
Q. Where does the word done come before start?
A. In the dictionary!
Q. What did the bread say to the man?
A. Nothing, bread can't talk.
Q. What do you call a square that's been in an accident?
A. A WRECKtangle.
Q. What letter is a European bird?
Q. What street does a vampire live on?
A. A dead end!
Q. Why did the toilet paper want to roll down the hill?
A. To get to the bottom.
Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!
Q. Why did the duck cross the road?
A. Because it thought it was a chicken.
Q. I am the beginning of end and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation and I surround every place. What am I?
A. The letter E!
Q. What has hands but no arms?
A. A clock.
Q. What do miners put on their face at night?
A. Coal cream.
Q. What's big, grey and has red spots?
A. An elephant with chicken pox!
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
A. A creamy quacker!
Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a hole in one!
Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.
Q. Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
A. Because the batteries were dead.
Q. What did Delaware?
A. A New Jersey!
Q. Why did the telephone go to the jewelry store?
A. He wanted a new ring.
Q. Why did the willow weep?
A. Because it saw the water fall (waterfall).
Q. What do you call an angry polar bear?
A. Nothing, just run.
Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)
Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A BULL-dozer.
Q. How did Burger King propose to his girlfriend?
A. With an onion ring.
Q. Why doesn't the sun go to college?
A. Because it has a million degrees!
Q. I usually wear a yellow coat. I usually have a black tip and wherever I go I make marks. What am I?
A. A pencil.
Q. There is a horse tied to a rope five yards long. Ten yards away there is hay. The horse is eating the hay, how did he get there?
A. The rope isn't tied to anything.
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!
Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q. Four men are in a boat and fall in the water. Not a single man gets wet. How is this possible?
A. All of them were married!
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
Q. There are 30 white horses on a red hill. They stomp, chomp and they stop. What are they?
A. Your teeth.
Q. What does a bird say on Halloween?
A. Twick or tweet!
Q. Which animal is the oldest in the world?
A. The zebra because it's still black and white.
Q. Why is there no air in space?
A. Because the Milky Way would go bad.
Q. What kind of bird uses ink to write?
A. A PEN-guin!
Q. Why did the orange get stuck up the on the mountain?
A. Because he ran out of juice.
Q. Why don't ducks tell jokes when they are flying?
A. Because they just might quack up.
Q. What can you put in a freezer that's hot and will always come out hot?
A. Hot sauce.
Q. What does an orange do when it takes a test?
A. It concentrates!
Q. Hit me hard and I will crack but you'll never stop me from staring back. What am I?
A. A mirror!
Q. What do you do when you see a spaceman?
A. Park in it!
Q. Why is getting up in the morning like a pig's tail?
A. It's twirly. (Too early)
Q. Do sharks like to act in movies?
A. Only if they get the big, juicy parts.
Q. Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
A. Because he had a dino-SORE!
Q. How do you get rid of a boomerang?
A. Throw it down a one way street!
Q. Where does a cow go when he's bored?
A. To the MOOvies.
Q. Why do teachers give you homework?
A. Just to annoy you.
Q. What jumps higher than a building?
A. Everything, buildings don't jump.
Q. What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
A. They peel.
Q. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A. A buccaneer (A buck an ear)
Q. What can fill up the the room but takes no space?
Q. What goes up a chimney down, but doesn't go down a chimney up?
A. An umbrella.
Q. Where do pirates like to eat?
Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion.
Q. What fish will a greedy fisher catch?
Q. Why do you never ask a dinosaur to read you a story?
A. Because their tales are so long.
Q. What did the big hand on the clock say to the little hand?
A. "Hour you today?"
Q. How do you spell mousetrap with ONLY three letters?
Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. BOOberry pie!
Q. What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?
A. One is a cat copy, the other is a copy cat.
Q. What time do you go to the dentist?
A. Tooth hurty!
Q. Why are ghosts always hungry?
A. Because the food goes right through them!
Q. Take me out of the box, scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?
A. A match!
Q. What does an eagle use to write with?
A. A bald point pen!
Q. Why is a snake lucky?
A. Because you can't pull its leg!
Q. What did the student say to the math worksheet?
A. I'm not a therapist, solve your own problems!
Q. What did the Malteeser want to be when it grew up?
A. A Smartie.
Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.
Q. What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A. A fur ball.
Q. Q. Rail road crossing, watch out for the cars, can you spell that with out any Rs?
Q. I am a rock group that has four members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assassinated. What group am I?
A. Mount Rushmore! Get it, rock group?
Q. You take away whole and some still remains. What is it?
Q. There are two dads and two sons that went fishing. Everyone caught a fish, but only three fish were caught. How is this possible?
A. There was a grandfather, a dad and a son.
Q. Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
A. To the reTAIL store.
Q. What state can you drink?
Q. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A. A woolly jumper!
Q. Why was the dog sitting next to the fire?
A. He was a hotdog!
Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. Because he felt crummy.
Q. What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?
A. "Dill me in!"
Q. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A. A dino-snore!
Q. How do you make a swordfish like the library?
A. Take away the S in its name!
Q. What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?
Q. What letter is an exclamation?
Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
A. A slug.
Q. If a man was born in Spain, raised in Russia, grew old in Greece and died in America, what is he?
Q. Why wouldn't the oyster give up her pearl?
A. She was shellfish [selfish].
Q. What makes seven even?
A. Taking the S away!
Q. Why didn't the Dallas Cowboys want to beat the Denver Broncos in a game?
A. Because they needed a ride home!
Q. Why couldn't the bike stand up on it's own?
A. Because it was two-tired!
Q. What loses its head every day and gets it back every night?
A. A pillow.
Q. Where do you send a soldier with a toothache?
A. To the drill sergeant!
Q. What's the best thing about elevator jokes?
A. They work on so many levels.
Q. What language does a billboard speak?
A. Sign language.
Q. Say milk five times really fast. Now, what do cows drink?
Q. A tomato, a cabbage and a hose were in a race. The tomato was red and the cabbage was a vegetable. Who won?
A. The hose was running, the cabbage was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Q. What is the world's largest beverage?
A. MinneSODA. (Minnesota)
Q. Where are the most cows born?
Q. I am found on land and in the sea but I don't walk or swim. I travel by foot but I'm toeless. No matter where I go I'm never far from home. Who am I?
A. A snail.
Q. Where did the hamburgers go?
A. To the Meat Ball!
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