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500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

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Q. Why did the nose feel sad?
A. Because he always got picked on!

Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A. Poker Face!

Q. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the baseball game?
A. He wanted to tie up the score!

Q. What insect is an arithmetic insect?
A. A mosquito! They add to misery, subtract from pleasure, divide the attention and multiply quickly!

Q. What do you call fish with no eyes?
A. Fsh.

Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"

Q. What is yours but your friends use more than you?
A. Your name!

Q. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?
A. He had no body to dance with!

Q. What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you berry much."

Q. What is a cow's favourite drink?
A. MOO Juice.

Q. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A. Bunny toots!

Q. Where do famous dragons go after they retire?
A. The hall of flame!

Q. How come a cheetah can't play hide and seek?
A. Because he's already been spotted.

Q. What did the judge say when the skunk got off the stage?
A. "You stink!"

Q. What kind of witch lives at the beach?
A. A sandwich.

Q. What cheese is not yours?
A. Nacho Cheese.

Q. I am found on land and in the sea but I don't walk or swim. I travel by foot but I'm toeless. No matter where I go I'm never far from home. Who am I?
A. A snail.

Q. Why did the teacher draw on the window?
A. Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!

Q. What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
A. Reality.

Q. What time does a duck wake up?
A. At the QUACK of dawn.

Q. What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?
A. One is a cat copy, the other is a copy cat.

Q. Where did the boy take his pet pig to?
A. The Ham-usement park!

Q. What do you get when you cross a magician with a camera?
A. Hocus Focus!

Q. What is coming but never arrives?
A. Tomorrow.

Q. What do you call a smart pig?
A. CunningHAM!

Q. There was a man who walked into a bar and asked if he could have a glass of water but the bartender pointed a gun at him and the man who asked for water said thank you and left. Why did he say thank you?
A. Because the man had the hiccups.

Q. Which letter comes once in a minute, twice in a millennium but never in thousand years?
A. The letter M.

Q. What do you call a deer that makes money?
A. A buck!

Q. What has ears but can't hear?
A. A corn field!

Q. Have you heard the joke about the bed?
A. It hasn't been made yet!

Q. Sam, Lula, Mike, and Kayla all live in a house. Mike and Kayla went out to the movies and when they got back Lula was on the floor dead in a pile of broken glass and water. Sam was on the couch sleeping and didn't know what happened. How did Lula die?
A. Sam is a dog and Lula is a fish. Sam pushed over the fish bowl.

Q. Why did the new boy steal a chair from the classroom?
A. Because the teacher told him to take a seat.

Q. Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
A. Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall down!

Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.

Q. What animal should you not play cards with?
A. A Cheetah!

Q. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
A. One is really heavy. The other is a little lighter.

Q. You're stuck in a cement box, all you have is a mirror and a table, how do you get out?
A. You take the mirror, you see what you saw, grab the saw, cut the table in half, one half plus one half equals one whole, you take the hole put it in the wall and walk out.

Q. What's black when you get it, red when you use it and white when you're finished?
A. Charcoal.

Q. What do you get when you mix a German Shepard and a giraffe?
A. A watch dog for the fifteenth floor!

Q. What do you call a person who studies happy parrots?
A. A jollypollyoligist!

Q. What did the cross eyed teacher say to the principal?
A. "I can't control my pupils!"

Q. Where do oak trees come from?
A. OAKlahoma.

Q. What part of a fish weighs the most?
A. Its scales.

Q. What sits outside all year long and is Irish?
A. Paddy O'furniture.

Q. What do you call two spiders who just got married?
A. Newlyweb!

Q. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
A. "Dam!"

Q. Imagine you are in a metal box. There is no way of getting out. You have no tools or food. How do you get out and survive?
A. You stop imagining!

Q. Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
A. Because the batteries were dead.

Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. CELL phones.

Q. I am a rock group that has four members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assassinated. What group am I?
A. Mount Rushmore! Get it, rock group?

Q. What kind of bird uses ink to write?
A. A PEN-guin!

Q. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A. A snailor.

Q. As I get older, I become shorter. What am I?
A. A pencil!

Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.

Q. How do you keep someone in suspense?
A. I'll tell you tomorrow.

Q. How can you tell which end is the head of a worm?
A. Tickle the middle and see where it laughs!

Q. Why did the surfer wear a baseball mitt?
A. He wanted to catch a wave.

Q. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A. A pouch potato.

Q. If there was a spelling test, which animal would win?
A. The bee!

Q. What letter is a European bird?
A. J.

Q. What letter is a drink?
A. T.

Q. If athletes get athletes foot then what do astronauts get?
A. Missle-toe.

Q. What is an army man's favorite month?
A. March!

Q. What starts with a P and ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
A. The Post Office!

Q. What is a TV's favorite thing to do at the the beach?
A. Channel surf.

Q. How did the man build up his flea collar business?
A. He started from scratch.

Q. What kind of teacher passes gas?
A. A tutor!

Q. How do you stop a rhino from charging?
A. Take away its credit card.

Q. Which nail does a carpenter hate to hit?
A. A thumbnail.

Q. What do polar bears like to snack on?
A. Eskimo thighs.

Q. Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon?
A. Because it was full.

Q. How do you spell mousetrap with ONLY three letters?
A. C-A-T!

Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.

Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!

Q. Which bet can't be won?
A. Alphabet.

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Q. Why couldn't the bike stand up on it's own?
A. Because it was two-tired!

Q. What is the British Secret Service's best yellow-haired spy?
A. James Blonde!

Q. Why didn't Noah do much fishing on the ark?
A. He only had two worms!

Q. What did the bread say to the man?
A. Nothing, bread can't talk.

Q. It is greater than God and more evil than devil. The poor have it. The rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?
A. Nothing!

Q. How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat of your car?
A. Have him sit in front with you.

Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!

Q. If you see more of it, you see less of everything else. What is it?
A. Darkness.

Q. Who in the solar system has the most loose change?
A. The moon, it keeps changing quarters.

Q. What's black, white, black, white, black and white?
A. A penguin rolling down a hill.

Q. Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
A. Because he saw the salad dressing.

Q. What do you do with dead elements?
A. Barium!

Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-AID!

Q. What has holes and can still hold water?
A. A sponge!

Q. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A. A clock.

Q. Why are pirates called pirates?
A. Because they AAARRR!

Q. What do you call a train full of toffee?
A. A chew-chew train!

Q. How many letters are in envelope?
A. One.

Q. Why would it be silly to send a letter to Washington?
A. Because he is dead.

Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!

Q. What do ghosts wear on their feet?
A. BOOts.

Q. What disappears when you turn the light on?
A. The dark!

Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.

Q. What smells like red paint but is blue?
A. Blue paint.

Q. Where does a penguin go to visit his aunt?
A. ANT-arctica!

Q. What is white, black and red all over?
A. An embarrassed penguin.

Q. Why don't skeletons fight?
A. Because they don't have the guts!

Q. What's red and mushy and is found between sharks teeth?
A. Slow swimmers.

Q. How much is the moon worth?
A. One dollar, because it has four quarters.

Q. What is the cat's favorite button on the remote?
A. Paws.

Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!

Q. What lies in a pram and wobbles?
A. A jelly baby!

Q. What has 6 legs, 4 eyes, 4 ears, 2 noses, 2 mouths and 2 heads?
A. A man sitting on a horse.

Q. Where is the best place to leave a dog when you go to a ball game?
A. In the barking lot.

Q. Why did the girl take a ladder to school?
A. Because she thought it was a high school.

Q. Why was the computer late to work?
A. He had a hard-drive.

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. Which fish costs the most?
A. A gold fish!

Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
A. Because he wasn't peeling well!

Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!

Q. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECK!

Q. Do sharks like to act in movies?
A. Only if they get the big, juicy parts.

Q. Why did the girl jump up and down before taking her medicine?
A. Because the label said: Shake well before using!

Q. What did Cinderella say to the photographer?
A. "Someday my prints will come!"

Q. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the ark with him?
A. None, it was Noah's ark.

Q. Why was the math book unhappy?
A. Because he had too many problems!

Q. I am tall when I am young and short when I am old. What am I?
A. A candle.

Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.

Q. What school do planets and stars go to to study?
A. UNIVERSity!

Q. What does an orange do when it takes a test?
A. It concentrates!

Q. Did you hear the joke about the egg that rolled in front of a truck?
A. Most people find they crack up!

Q. How do you know when a dumb person has been on the computer?
A. There's white-out all over the screen.

Q. What starts with T, ends with T, and is filled with T?
A. A teapot!

Q. What happens if Peter Pan punches you?
A. You Neverland!

Q. Think of the person who lives in disguise, who deals in secrets and tells nothing but lies.
Next tell me what's always last to mend the middle of middle and end of the end.
And finally give me the sound often heard during the search for a hard to find word.
Now string them all together and answer me this:
What creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
A. A spider.

Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!

Q. What football team makes the most money?
A. The Buck-aneers.

Q. What is in fingers, toolboxes and snails?
A. Nails!

Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"

Q. Why did the strawberry cross the road?
A. Because his mom was in a jam!

Q. What do you call a cow who learns how to belly dance?
A. A milkshake!

Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!

Q. Which letter of the alphabet has the most people in it?
A. Q (queue).

Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a tiger?
A. I don't know but you better behave in its class!

Q. What do you call a man in a bush?
A. Russell.

Q. Why did the young cat get arrested ?
A. For his litter!

Q. Why did the boy lock himself in the fridge?
A. To make himself look cooler.

Q. What did the plate say to the other plate?
A. "Food's on me tonight!"

Q. What bow can't be tied?
A. A rainbow.

Q. What was Mr. Cow and Mrs. Cow's favorite time together?
A. When they went on their honeyMOOn.

Q. What money do dogs and cats have?
A. Kitty cash and doggy dollars.

Q. There are 10 cats in a boat. One cat jumped out of the boat. How many cats were left?
A. None, they were all copycats.

Q. What do you call a bear with no ears?
A. B.

Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.

Q. If you say it you break it. What is it?
A. Silence.

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