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Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.
Q. Why was the girl staring at the juice box?
A. Because it said: "Concentrate."
Q. Why did the orange lose the race?
A. Because it ran out of juice.
Q. What do you call a flying jelly?
A. A jelly copter.
Q. Do sharks like to act in movies?
A. Only if they get the big, juicy parts.
Q. What do birds get when they are ill?
Q. What do T-shirts love to play?
Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"
Q. Why do teachers give you homework?
A. Just to annoy you.
Q. Why do cats always go after mice and birds?
A. Because cats like fast food.
Q. What is the British Secret Service's best yellow-haired spy?
A. James Blonde!
Q. How do you stop a mouse from squealing?
A. Oil it.
Q. Who in the solar system has the most loose change?
A. The moon, it keeps changing quarters.
Q. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A. "Bee-hive yourself!"
Q. Where do pirates like to eat?
Q. What did the banana say to the judge?
A. "I'm sure to win this case on a-peel!"
Q. How did the cow get through the crowd?
A. He shouted MOOve!
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because its only got one boot.
Q. What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
A. The space bar!
Q. What card game do artists like to play?
A. Draw poker.
Q. What is a volcano?
A. A mountain with hiccups!
Q. What is a mouth that won't shut up?
A. A blabber mouth.
Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!
Q. Which country is the slipperiest?
Q. What do miners put on their face at night?
A. Coal cream.
Q. What jumps higher than a building?
A. Everything, buildings don't jump.
Q. What is Santa's favorite snack?
A. Ho, hos!
Q. What seven letters did the robber say when he saw nothing in the safe?
A. "O I C U R M T!"
Q. What did the cannibal say after he ate a clown?
A. "That tasted funny!"
Q. What is brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. The butcher was on the other side.
Q. What loses its head every day and gets it back every night?
A. A pillow.
Q. What do cows like to put on their sandwiches?
Q. Why did Tigger look in the bathroom?
A. To find Pooh!
Q. What is a volcano?
A. A mountain with heartburn!
Q. What did Sergeant Peanut Butter shout to his jelly police officers?
A. "Spread out, men!"
Q. What kind of murderer has fibre?
A. A cereal killer.
Q. What bird is always sad?
A. A blue-bird.
Q. Why don't penguins live in Britain?
A. Because they're scared of Wales!
Q. What do you call a bell that can do gymnastics?
A. A flexi-bell.
Q. What is a 3 letter word that gets bigger when you add 3 letters?
Q. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A. An investiGATOR!
Q. What did the bread say to the knife?
A. "Don't try to butter me up."
Q. What do fish take to stay alive?
A. Vitamin sea.
Q. Why did the bread cross the road?
A. To BUTTER the other side!
Q. Where did the boy take his pet pig to?
A. The Ham-usement park!
Q. What did the dressing say to the refrigerator?
A. "Shut the door I am dressing!"
Q. What happened to the shark when he ate too many keys?
A. He turned into the Lock-ness monster.
Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
Q. Why couldn't the girl dial 911?
A. She couldn't find the 11.
Q. How did the man build up his flea collar business?
A. He started from scratch.
Q. Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?
A. Times Square.
Q. What is the best way to catch a squirrel?
A. Act like a nut.
Q. What did the volcanoes name their daughter?
Q. What has 6 eyes but cannot see?
A. Three blind mice.
Q. If you're on a plane and one of the engines breaks, how far will the other one take you?
A. All the way to the scene of the crash.
Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at the front door?
Q. What kind of shoes does a spy wear?
Q. Where do you get draggin' milk?
A. From a cow with short legs.
Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. BOOberry pie!
Q. What did the fish say to the octopus while the octopus was eating?
A. Lend me a tentacle or 8.
Q. What do you call a frog that parks in a tow away zone?
A. A TOAD away zone.
Q. What letter is a drink?
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. To get to the MOOvies.
Q. What goes up but does not go down?
A. Your age!
Q. What does an injured lemon need?
A. Lemon Aid!
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
Q. What is red and has fangs?
A. An apple. I lied about the fangs!
Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A BULL-dozer.
Q. Q. Rail road crossing, watch out for the cars, can you spell that with out any Rs?
Q. What kind of chickens lay golden eggs?
A. Golden Chicks!
Q. What has 3 feet but cannot walk?
A. A yardstick!
Q. What do cheerleaders drink?
A. Root beer.
Q. What did the plate say to the other plate?
A. "Food's on me tonight!"
Q. There was a man who walked into a bar and asked if he could have a glass of water but the bartender pointed a gun at him and the man who asked for water said thank you and left. Why did he say thank you?
A. Because the man had the hiccups.
Q. What's a monster's favourite game?
A. Swallow the Leader!
Q. Why did the policeman stay in bed?
A. Because he was an undercover cop.
Q. What's brown and blue and swings through the jungle?
A. A monkey wearing a denim jacket!
Q. Which mountain has never been climbed?
A. Mountain Dew!
Q. What sits outside all year long and is Irish?
A. Paddy O'furniture.
Q. Why wouldn't the oyster give up her pearl?
A. She was shellfish [selfish].
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the possums how it's done.
Q. What four letters frighten a thief?
A. O I C U!
Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q. Why did the man stick his car in the stove?
A. He wanted a hot rod!
Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."
Q. I am the beginning of end and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation and I surround every place. What am I?
A. The letter E!
Q. How much is the moon worth?
A. One dollar, because it has four quarters.
Q. Why did the firefighter put his belt on?
A. To hold his pants up!
Q. If you have a referee in football and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Q. Why did the monkey cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired.
Q. What is big, brown, black, hairy, has 5 eyes, sharp teeth and big claws, and eats human flesh?
A. I don't know either, but if you see one, you better run!
Q. Why should you never play hide and seek with mountains?
A. Mountains always peek (peak).
Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)
Q. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?
A. Nothing, they just waved!
Q. What did the shark say when he bumped into a whale?
A. "I didn't do it on porpoise!" (purpose)
Q. What do you call a bunny with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny.
Q. Why is arithmetic hard work?
A. All those numerals you have to carry.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.
Q. What is the hardest thing to hold that even the strongest person in the world has difficulty with?
A. Your breath.
Q. What comes twice in a week, never in a month and once in a year?
A. The letter E.
Q. What room can't ghosts go in?
A. The LIVING room!
Q. In what way can the letter A help a deaf lady?
A. It can make her hear.
Q. The person who makes it sells it, the person who buys it never uses it, the person who is in it doesn't know it, what is it?
A. A coffin.
Q. What is a cow's favorite ice cream?
Q. What goes through towns and hills but never moves?
Q. Why are pirates called pirates?
A. Because they AAARRR!
Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.
Q. Which letter comes once in a minute, twice in a millennium but never in thousand years?
A. The letter M.
Q. What did the cab driver wear to the ball?
A. A TAXIdo!
Q. 30 people are in a room, no way in, no way out. Don't ask me how they got in. Someone counted and they got 34-heads. How is that possible?
A. 30 foreheads!
Q. What kind of witch lives at the beach?
A. A sandwich.
Q. Who invented King Arthur's round table?
A. Sir Cumference!
Q. What did the sea say to the shore?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q. What does the pink panther do with his camera?
A. He takes PINKtures!
Q. What did the flower say to the bike?
Q. What does a surprised iceberg say?
A. "Goodness Glacius!"
Q. Why did the camper bring a baseball player to camp?
A. To pitch the tent.
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs!
Q. Why did the man go off the cliff with his truck?
A. He wanted to test his air brakes.
Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!
Q. What is a TV's favorite thing to do at the the beach?
A. Channel surf.
Q. Does a match box?
A. No, but a tin can!
Q. What is the quickest way to double your money?
A. Fold it in half!
Q. What has four legs, stands and is helpful to people?
A. A table!
Q. What's the best thing about elevator jokes?
A. They work on so many levels.
Q. Imagine you are in a metal box. There is no way of getting out. You have no tools or food. How do you get out and survive?
A. You stop imagining!
Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!
Q. Why did the girl jump up and down before taking her medicine?
A. Because the label said: Shake well before using!
Q. Why didn't Noah do much fishing on the ark?
A. He only had two worms!
Q. What's big, grey and has red spots?
A. An elephant with chicken pox!
Q. Who does Frankenstein invite to his party?
A. Anyone he can gobble up!
Q. A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed for 3 days and left on Friday. How did he do it?
A. His horse's name was Friday.
Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!
Q. Why did the rope go to the doctor?
A. It had a knot in its stomach.
Q. What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a
four leaf clover?
A. A rash of good luck!
Q. What did the student say to the math worksheet?
A. I'm not a therapist, solve your own problems!
Q. What fish will a greedy fisher catch?
Q. What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
A. "We make a good match!"
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
Q. What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?
A. A synonym roll.
Q. What do you call a polar bear in the desert?
Q. What did the magazine say to the pencil?
A. "You are looking very sharp today."
Q. Where is the best place to leave a dog when you go to a ball game?
A. In the barking lot.
Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion.
Q. What starts with T, ends with T, and is filled with T?
A. A teapot!
Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
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