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Q. What do eskimos call their cows?
Q. What is the difference between a worn out runner and a worn out vet?
A. One's dog tired and the other is tired of dogs.
Q. What is coming but never arrives?
Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.
Q. Where is the zombie's favorite room in the house?
A. The living room.
Q. What do you call a dark colored horse that really scares you?
A. A nightMARE!
Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!
Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"
Q. What 4 letters scare a thief?
A. O I C U (Oh...I see you.)
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. CELL phones.
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a camel?
A. A lumpy milkshake!
Q. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew!
Q. Why is the letter T like an island?
A. Because it is in the middle of waTer.
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal?
A. Bone appetite!
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Are you my mommy?"
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
Q. Where does a 600 pound gorilla sit?
A. Anywhere he wants!
Q. What's a cat's favourite magazine?
A. A CAT-alogue.
Q. What's tasty but dangerous?
A. A mouse trap.
Q. Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
A. To get to the pot of gold.
Q. What animal is NOT allowed to play in games or contests?
A. Cheetahs (cheaters)
Q. What bird is always sad?
A. A blue-bird.
Q. Why did the phone cross the road?
A. To find his friends the numbers!
Q. When does 10 + 3 = 1?
A. On the clock.
Q. What is a cow's favourite drink?
A. MOO Juice.
Q. What did the duck say to the clerk?
A. "Put it on my bill."
Q. What state can you drink?
Q. Where do pirates like to eat?
Q. What's black, white and blue all over?
A. A cold zebra.
Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"
Q. The person who makes it sells it, the person who buys it never uses it, the person who is in it doesn't know it, what is it?
A. A coffin.
Q. Why did the baby chick cross the road?
A. It was take-your-child-to-work day.
Q. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
Q. What runs but has no legs?
A. A nose!
Q. What goes through towns and hills but never moves?
Q. Why can't you do a math test in the jungle?
A. There are too many cheetahs!
Q. What did the Ghost Busters have on their hands?
A. Ghost blisters.
Q. How do you make an octopus laugh?
A. Ten Tickles (Tentacles)!
Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!
Q. How many letters are in envelope?
Q. What tools do you need for math?
Q. What is something you will never see again?
A. The past.
Q. How did the cow get through the crowd?
A. He shouted MOOve!
Q. Does a match box?
A. No, but a tin can!
Q. Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.
Q. What is a volcano?
A. A mountain with heartburn!
Q. Who was the straightest man in the Bible?
A. Joseph, Pharoah made a ruler out of him.
Q. Why did Daniel go to the top of the school?
A. Because he wanted to go to high school.
Q. There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
A. A watermelon!
Q. What's the best place to grow flowers in school?
A. In kindergarden.
Q. What do you need if you see a kangaroo 20 miles away?
A. I don't know, but you sure don't need glasses.
Q. What way are the letter A and noon alike?
A. Both of them are in the middle of the day.
Q. What does a cow do at the theatres?
A. Watch a MOO-vie.
Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!
Q. There are 2 cats, one is French and the other English. The French cat's name was Un Deux Trois and the English cat's name was One Two Three. Both cats think they're better than the other. To determine this they have a swimming contest. Which cat wins and why?
A. The English cat, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq! (Un Deux Trois cat sank)
Q. What is a cow's favourite movie?
Q. Where did the cow go on a holiday?
A. MOO York.
Q. What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?
A. Time to buy a new clock.
Q. What do you call an an ant sticking out of the ground?
A. A plANT!
Q. Why did the duck cross the road?
A. Because it thought it was a chicken.
Q. Where is the best place to leave a dog when you go to a ball game?
A. In the barking lot.
Q. Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to see his flat mate!
Q. Why did the willow weep?
A. Because it saw the water fall (waterfall).
Q. What school do planets and stars go to to study?
Q. Why did the horse cross the road?
A. To get to the other NEIGH-bourhood.
Q. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A. I don't know and I don't care.
Q. Where did the boy take his pet pig to?
A. The Ham-usement park!
Q. Why did the telephone go to the jewelry store?
A. He wanted a new ring.
Q. Do you know who I think is the most beautiful person in the world?
A. Look at the 5th word.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was getting tired of just standing there!
Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion.
Q. Why do you never ask a dinosaur to read you a story?
A. Because their tales are so long.
Q. Why should you never shower with a pokemon?
A. Because they Pikachu (peek at you).
Q. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and put the elephant in and then close the door.
Q. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A. Pork Chop!
Q. What kind of murderer has fibre?
A. A cereal killer.
Q. What did one lion say to another when they saw some hunters in a jeep?
A. "Look, meals on wheels!"
Q. What did the paper cowboy say to the pencil cowboy?
Q. Where do horses go when they are sick?
Q. Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A. Because it's too far to walk!
Q. Who invented King Arthur's round table?
A. Sir Cumference!
Q. What do dogs and trees have in common?
Q. What disappears when you turn the light on?
A. The dark!
Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)
Q. What devours everything and everything devours it?
Q. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A. A dino-snore!
Q. Why did the farmer let his cows eat the tall grass?
A. Because it needed to get moooed! (Mowed)
Q. Why did the newspaper blush?
A. Because he saw the comic strip.
Q. What did the elephant say to her son when he was naughty?
A. "Tusk tusk!"
Q. Why was 10 afraid of 9?
A. Because 9 8 7!
Q. What does an eagle use to write with?
A. A bald point pen!
Q. What vegetables can't you take on a boat?
Q. What is in and out, big and small, short and tall, up and down, and all around?
A. Life and time.
Q. What did one burp say to the next?
A. Let's be stinkers and sneak out the back!
Q. Why was the little bird punished?
A. It was caught peeping in school.
Q. What is the British Secret Service's best yellow-haired spy?
A. James Blonde!
Q. Where are the most cows born?
Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.
Q. What tree do fingers grow off of?
A. A palm tree!
Q. Why couldn't the skeleton laugh?
A. Because he lost his funny bone.
Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.
Q. Why don't football players get hot?
A. Because of all their fans!
Q. Why did the Advil go to jail?
A. Because it was a pain killer.
Q. Why did the orange wish he was wearing sunscreen?
A. He was starting to peel!
Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
Q. What did the duck put in its soup?
Q. What kind of shoes does a spy wear?
Q. Why do hair dressers always get places faster?
A. Because they know all the short cuts.
Q. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Q. Why are rivers so rich?
A. Because they have 2 banks.
Q. What do you call a frog that parks in a tow away zone?
A. A TOAD away zone.
Q. What did the bread say to the man?
A. Nothing, bread can't talk.
Q. If there was a spelling test, which animal would win?
A. The bee!
Q. What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you berry much."
Q. What does not ask questions but must be answered?
A. A doorbell.
Q. What room can't ghosts go in?
A. The LIVING room!
Q. What vegetable has eyes but can't see?
A. A potato.
Q. Why did Tigger look in the bathroom?
A. To find Pooh!
Q. How many seconds are in a year?
A. 12: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc.
Q. What do you get when you cross a bird, a car, and a dog?
A. A flying carpet.
Q. What country has the most church bells?
Q. Why did the students study in the aeroplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. There are ten cats on a boat. One jumps off, how many are left?
A. None, they were all copy cats!
Q. What should you do when you see a green alien?
A. Wait until it's ripe!
Q. If you're on a plane and one of the engines breaks, how far will the other one take you?
A. All the way to the scene of the crash.
Q. What is the quickest way to double your money?
A. Fold it in half!
Q. What two candies are the smartest?
A. Smarties and Nerds.
Q. Why was the math book unhappy?
A. Because he had too many problems!
Q. What's a monster's favourite game?
A. Swallow the Leader!
Q. Who do you call when you break your toe?
A. The toe truck!
Q. What do you call a flying jelly?
A. A jelly copter.
Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q. What's a frog's favorite year?
A. Leap year!
Q. What letter of the alphabet has the most water?
A. The letter C!
Q. What did the bully have for lunch?
A. He had a knuckle sandwich!
Q. What kind of bus crossed the ocean?
A. Christopher ColumBUS!
Q. What fish can help you build a house?
A. A hammerhead shark.
Q. There's this guy and he's jogging. Well, he turns left, jogs some, turns left, jogs some, and turns left again. When he gets home there are 2 masked men waiting. Who are the masked men?
A. The Umpire and the Back Catcher!
Q. What do people have in common with a math book?
A. We've all got a lot of problems!
Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.
Q. What type of bed can fly?
A. A bed bug.
Q. Which animal is the oldest in the world?
A. The zebra because it's still black and white.
Q. What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
A. "Catch up!"
Q. What animal should you not play cards with?
A. A Cheetah!
Q. Where can you find a 3 foot ruler?
A. At a yard sale.
Q. I'm at the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space. I'm at the beginning of every end and the end of every place. What am I?
A. The letter E!
Q. Why did the strawberry cross the road?
A. Because his mom was in a jam!
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