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500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

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Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"

Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. An injured penguin.

Q. Why did the cow pack his bags?
A. Because he was MOOving!

Q. What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?
A. The number nine.

Q. What animal sleeps with its shoes on?
A. A horse.

Q. If you are running in a race and you just passed the guy in second place what place are you in?
A. You are in second place!

Q. What do you call a person who operates an armored car?
A. A safe driver.

Q. Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
A. To get to the pot of gold.

Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.

Q. What do you get when you mix a German Shepard and a giraffe?
A. A watch dog for the fifteenth floor!

Q. What kind of shoes do mice like?
A. Squeakers!

Q. What goes up but does not go down?
A. Your age!

Q. What did the spider do when he went on his computer?
A. He went on his web site!

Q. What did the cat need when it was having trouble seeing?
A. A PURRscription!

Q. What is red and has fangs?
A. An apple. I lied about the fangs!

Q. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A. Open TOAD sandals.

Q. Sam, Lula, Mike, and Kayla all live in a house. Mike and Kayla went out to the movies and when they got back Lula was on the floor dead in a pile of broken glass and water. Sam was on the couch sleeping and didn't know what happened. How did Lula die?
A. Sam is a dog and Lula is a fish. Sam pushed over the fish bowl.

Q. Why is the ocean always grumpy?
A. You'd be grumpy too if you had crabs on your bottom!

Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!

Q. Why didn't the lobster share his plankton with his dad?
A. Because he was a little shellfish!

Q. What gets wetter as it dries?
A. A towel!

Q. There are two dads and two sons that went fishing. Everyone caught a fish, but only three fish were caught. How is this possible?
A. There was a grandfather, a dad and a son.

Q. What insect is a coward?
A. A flea!

Q. What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
A. "You can count on me!"

Q. What devours everything and everything devours it?
A. Time.

Q. Why didn't the lifegaurd save the hippie?
A. Because he was too far out, man.

Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.

Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"

Q. What part of a fish weighs the most?
A. Its scales.

Q. What did the sea say to the shore?
A. Nothing, it just waved.

Q. Why does the man think the darkness is heavy?
A. Because it isn't light.

Q. What did one leaf say to the other?
A. "See you next fall!!"

Q. What bird can write?
A. PENguin!

Q. How do you catch a rabbit?
A. Make a noise like a carrot.

Q. You're riding on a horse and you realize there's a lion chasing you and a giraffe is in front of you. What do you do?
A. Jump off the merry-go-round!

Q. What has holes and can still hold water?
A. A sponge!

Q. Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?
A. Because he had a big bill.

Q. What language does a billboard speak?
A. Sign language.

Q. There is a black house, grey house, red house, yellow house, green house and brown house. What colour house does President Obama live in?
A. The White House!

Q. What kind of car does a cow drive?
A. A CATTLEac.

Q. What's big, grey and has red spots?
A. An elephant with chicken pox!

Q. Why did the orange get stuck up the on the mountain?
A. Because he ran out of juice.

Q. What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A. The teacher says, "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Choo-choo!"

Q. What is a snowman's favorite food?
A. Ice Krispy treats.

Q. What is a parrot's favorite food on the 4th of July?
A. Fire crackers!

Q. 30 people are in a room, no way in, no way out. Don't ask me how they got in. Someone counted and they got 34-heads. How is that possible?
A. 30 foreheads!

Q. What sits outside all year long and is Irish?
A. Paddy O'furniture.

Q. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
A. Lost.

Q. Why did the starfish breakup with the lobster?
A. Because he was SHELLfish.

Q. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
A. To Pennsylvania.

Q. What kind of animals do clocks have?
A. Ticks.

Q. Why can't you take a test in the zoo?
A. There are too many cheetahs!

Q. What is a bird's favorite treat?
A. Twix!

Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. A penguin doing 100 push ups.

Q. What do you call a super hero who has lost his powers?
A. A super-zero.

Q. Where do you learn to make ice cream?
A. At Sundae School!

Q. What did the tree say to the light bulb?
A. "Hey! Just had a bright idea!"

Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!

Q. The person who makes it sells it, the person who buys it never uses it, the person who is in it doesn't know it, what is it?
A. A coffin.

Q. Why wouldn't the oyster give up her pearl?
A. She was shellfish [selfish].

Q. What can't you eat at dinner?
A. Breakfast and lunch!

Q. What do you call someone with 4 eyes, 3 noses, 6 arms, 4 legs and 8 ears?
A. Ugly.

Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.

Q. I'm at the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space. I'm at the beginning of every end and the end of every place. What am I?
A. The letter E!

Q. What is a volcano?
A. A mountain with heartburn!

Q. What is the easiest way to be on TV?
A. Sit on it!

Q. Why do gorillas have broad fingers?
A. Because they have large nostrils.

Q. What did the red sock say to the white sock?
A. "Let's play ball."

Q. What is a cat's favorite color?
A. PURRple!

Q. What did Delaware?
A. A New Jersey!

Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!

Q. What letter is a part of the head?
A. I.

Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.

Q. Why did the one handed man cross the road?
A. To get to the second hand shop!

Q. How many seconds are in a year?
A. 12: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc.

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Q. What do you call two spiders who just got married?
A. Newlyweb!

Q. What is a TV's favorite thing to do at the the beach?
A. Channel surf.

Q. Which nail does a carpenter hate to hit?
A. A thumbnail.

Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!

Q. What seven letters did the robber say when he saw nothing in the safe?
A. "O I C U R M T!"

Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!

Q. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
A. To get a spare rib .

Q. What relatives are dependent on U?
A. Aunt, uncle, cousin. They all need U.

Q. What did the baseball say to the cake batter?
A. "Batter up."

Q. Why did Batman cross his legs?
A. He had to go to the BATroom!

Q. What do you call a bell that can do gymnastics?
A. A flexi-bell.

Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!

Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion.

Q. How can a rose ride a bike?
A. It uses its petals!

Q. What's the biggest type of moth?
A. A mammoth.

Q. What do you call a pig dressed as Frankenstein?
A. FrankenSWINE.

Q. Why did the millionaire refuse to move to Alaska?
A. He didn't want to freeze his assets.

Q. Why did Patrick eat money?
A. His mum said it was his lunch money.

Q. What animal never tells the truth?
A. A lion.

Q. Why did the willow weep?
A. Because it saw the water fall (waterfall).

Q. What do you get when you cross a hammock and a dog?
A. A rocker spaniel.

Q. What is black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
A. Two skunks fighting over a pickle.

Q. What kind of witch lives at the beach?
A. A sandwich.

Q. What are the strongest animals in the ocean?
A. Mussels!

Q. Why was the coach mad?
A. Because he wanted his quarterback.

Q. What is green and sings?
A. Elvis Parsley.

Q. What can you find in the middle of a tornado?
A. The letter N.

Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!

Q. Why couldn't the girl dial 911?
A. She couldn't find the 11.

Q. What letter is looking for causes?
A. Y.

Q. What do you call a person who studies happy parrots?
A. A jollypollyoligist!

Q. What happens when you cross the tango and a waltz?
A. A wango!

Q. A duck, a cat and a cow went out to dinner, who had to pay?
A. The duck. He was the only one with a bill.

Q. Why are rivers so rich?
A. Because they have 2 banks.

Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
A. It's not right.

Q. What do you call a smart pig?
A. CunningHAM!

Q. What kind of motorcycle does a pig drive?
A. A hog!

Q. Who was the straightest man in the Bible?
A. Joseph, Pharoah made a ruler out of him.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the possums how it's done.

Q. What is green and white when it is up and red when it hits the ground?
A. A watermelon.

Q. Why was the calculator sad?
A. Because it had too many problems to solve!

Q. Does France have a fourth of July?
A. Of course they do.

Q. Why can't a leopard hide?
A. Because he's always spotted!

Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. If he flew over a bay he'd be called a bagel!

Q. What dog loves to take a shower?
A. A shamPOODLE.

Q. What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
A. "We make a good match!"

Q. What did the vampire bring to the baseball field?
A. His bats!

Q. Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?
A. Times Square.

Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!

Q. What kind of car does Humpty Dumpty drive?
A. A Yolks Wagon!

Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mouse.

Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!

Q. What letter of the alphabet has the most water?
A. The letter C!

Q. What did the calendar say to the other calendar?
A. "You want to go on a date with me?"

Q. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the baseball game?
A. He wanted to tie up the score!

Q. How do you make a Kleenex dance?
A. You put a little boogie in it!

Q. Why did the coach go to the bank?
A. To get his quarterback.

Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
A. A slug.

Q. Can you name two things that have an eye buy can't see?
A. A needle and a hurricane!

Q. Which mountain has never been climbed?
A. Mountain Dew!

Q. Why did the baker go to jail?
A. Because he got caught beating the eggs.

Q. What word, if spelled right is wrong and spelled wrong is right?
A. Wrong!

Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!

Q. What did the vampire say to his wife?
A. "Your neck looks slimmer."

Q. Why did the bee feel cold?
A. Because it is in the middle of A and C.

Q. What starts and ends with an O and has hi in the middle?
A. Ohio!

Q. Which letter comes once in a minute, twice in a millennium but never in thousand years?
A. The letter M.

Q. Why was 10 afraid of 9?
A. Because 9 8 7!

Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!

Q. What country has the most church bells?
A. BELLgium!

Q. Which bet can't be won?
A. Alphabet.

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.

Q. When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
A. When it is read!

Q. What animal is NOT allowed to play in games or contests?
A. Cheetahs (cheaters)

Q. What do you call a train full of toffee?
A. A chew-chew train!

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