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Q. You take away whole and some still remains. What is it?
Q. Does France have a fourth of July?
A. Of course they do.
Q. Which one is faster, hot or cold?
A. Hot. You can catch cold!
Q. How many letters are in envelope?
Q. What animal sleeps with its shoes on?
A. A horse.
Q. Do you want to hear a construction joke?
A. Sorry I'm still working on it!
Q. Why did the Advil go to jail?
A. Because it was a pain killer.
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Are you my mommy?"
Q. What can you serve but never eat?
A. A tennis ball!
Q. Which wolf got lost in the woods?
A. The WHEREwolf.
Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.
Q. What do ghosts wear on their feet?
Q. If a very small fish married a young dog, what would their baby be called?
A. A guppy puppy.
Q. Did you hear the joke about the egg that rolled in front of a truck?
A. Most people find they crack up!
Q. What has 6 legs, 4 eyes, 4 ears, 2 noses, 2 mouths and 2 heads?
A. A man sitting on a horse.
Q. Where do oak trees come from?
Q. How do you make a swordfish like the library?
A. Take away the S in its name!
Q. Where won't you find a dog shopping?
A. At the flea market!
Q. What did the cat need when it was having trouble seeing?
A. A PURRscription!
Q. What has the fur of a cat, the whiskers of a cat, ears of a car, a tail of a cat, but is not a cat?
A. A kitten.
Q. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the ark with him?
A. None, it was Noah's ark.
Q. What do you call a jacket that is on fire?
A. A blazer!
Q. Why did the bread cross the road?
A. To BUTTER the other side!
Q. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A. A woolly jumper!
Q. What do birds get when they are ill?
Q. Ike went through the town casuing havoc and he was on the news and in the newspaper. What is Ike?
A. A hurricane!
Q. There was a train with passengers inside. Suddenly the train crashed, where would the survivors be buried?
A. No where, they are the survivors!
Q. What did the spider do when he went on his computer?
A. He went on his web site!
Q. Which month has 28 days?
A. All of them, of course!
Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"
Q. What does the pink panther do with his camera?
A. He takes PINKtures!
Q. There are 10 cats in a boat. One cat jumped out of the boat. How many cats were left?
A. None, they were all copycats.
Q. What do miners put on their face at night?
A. Coal cream.
Q. A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed for 3 days and left on Friday. How did he do it?
A. His horse's name was Friday.
Q. What do you call a pig dressed as Frankenstein?
Q. Which mountain has never been climbed?
A. Mountain Dew!
Q. What does not ask questions but must be answered?
A. A doorbell.
Q. What sickness can fly?
A. The flu!
Q. What happens when you throw a purple rock into a yellow stream?
A. It makes a splash.
Q. How many sides does a circle have?
A. Two, inside and out.
Q. Why did the bee get married?
A. Because she found her honey.
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
Q. One cow is talking to another cow and looks away for 10 seconds and the other cow is gone. Where is the other cow?
A. Over the moon!
Q. What happens when you cross the tango and a waltz?
A. A wango!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.
Q. What two candies are the smartest?
A. Smarties and Nerds.
Q. Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
A. To the reTAIL store.
Q. What do a duck and a tricycle have in common?
A. They both have a steering wheel, except for the duck.
Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion.
Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. Because he felt crummy.
Q. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A. "Bee-hive yourself!"
Q. Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?
A. Because she had the perfect pitch.
Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.
Q. What devours everything and everything devours it?
Q. What gets broken without being held?
A. A promise.
Q. The peak on my house is going east and west and slopes North and South. A rooster is on the peak and lays an egg, which way did the egg roll?
A. Roosters don't lay eggs
Q. What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
Q. What is Barbie's favorite state?
Q. Why do cows wear bells?
A. Because their horns don't work!
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
Q. Why did the telephone go to the jewelry store?
A. He wanted a new ring.
Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.
Q. What do you get if you cross a porcupine and a giraffe?
A. A seven metre long toothbrush!
Q. What do you do with dead elements?
Q. You have a candle, a stove, and a fireplace and a match. Which one would you light first?
A. The match!
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q. What is the only question you can never answer honestly with a yes?
A. "Are you asleep?"
Q. How do you attach a duck to the wall?
A. With Duck tape!
Q. What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A. A head banger.
Q. What did the sea say to the shore?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q. Take me out of the box, scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?
A. A match!
Q. What did the broken clock say?
A. "Will someone give me hand?"
Q. What can you throw but not catch?
A. A fit!
Q. What's the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
A. Getting lost.
Q. What sort of appliance does a monkey use?
A. A gorilla. (A griller)
Q. There are two dads and two sons that went fishing. Everyone caught a fish, but only three fish were caught. How is this possible?
A. There was a grandfather, a dad and a son.
Q. What language does a billboard speak?
A. Sign language.
Q. Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?
A. Times Square.
Q. Why couldn't the girl dial 911?
A. She couldn't find the 11.
Q. What did one burp say to the next?
A. Let's be stinkers and sneak out the back!
Q. What kind of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper?
A. Any dog, skyscrapers can't jump.
Q. What is a cow's favourite movie?
Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?
A. An egg.
Q. What did the calendar say to the other calendar?
A. "You want to go on a date with me?"
Q. What is the quickest way to double your money?
A. Fold it in half!
Q. What's red and mushy and is found between sharks teeth?
A. Slow swimmers.
Q. What object is king of the classroom?
A. The ruler!
Q. What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A. The teacher says, "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Choo-choo!"
Q. What is a dog that sneezes?
Q. What type of queue do dolls like best?
A. A BBQ.
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.
Q. What do frogs drink?
Q. What animal never tells the truth?
A. A lion.
Q. What's an insect's favorite sport?
Q. What was the name of Noah's wife?
Q. What is brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
Q. Why did the toilet paper want to roll down the hill?
A. To get to the bottom.
Q. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A. I don't know and I don't care.
Q. How much is the moon worth?
A. One dollar, because it has four quarters.
Q. What does the lion say to his friends before a hunt?
A. "Let us prey."
Q. What do you do if something charges at you?
A. You take away its credit card!
Q. Where does the word done come before start?
A. In the dictionary!
Q. What disappears when you turn the light on?
A. The dark!
Q. What colour is a burp?
Q. What do you call two bananas?
A. A pair of slippers!
Q. Did you hear about the kidnapping?
A. He finally woke up!
Q. What does a frog eat with his hamburger?
A. French Flies!
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No idea. (No eye deer)
Q. What is a volcano?
A. A mountain with hiccups!
Q. What did the joey say to the turtle?
A. "I can take my home with me too."
Q. How do you stop a rhino from charging?
A. Take away its credit card.
Q. Why does a giraffe eat so little?
A. Because they can make a little go a long way.
Q. Why did Goofy take a ladder to school?
A. Because he wanted to get to high school.
Q. Why did the willow weep?
A. Because it saw the water fall (waterfall).
Q. What's a monster's favourite game?
A. Swallow the Leader!
Q. Why did the orange get stuck up the on the mountain?
A. Because he ran out of juice.
Q. What did the cannibal say after he ate a clown?
A. "That tasted funny!"
Q. What time does a duck wake up?
A. At the QUACK of dawn.
Q. What did the tornado ask the car?
A. "Wanna go for a spin?"
Q. What did the vampire say to his wife?
A. "Your neck looks slimmer."
Q. What happens if you call 611 for the police?
A. The police car comes to you upside down!
Q. Imagine you are in a boat. You were being circled by sharks. One shark is about to bite you. What should you do?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. What letter is a vegetable?
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. "I've got a lot of problems."
Q. What did the frog order at the burger place?
A. French flies and a diet croak.
Q. How do you make a goldfish age?
A. Take away the g in goldfish.
Q. A rabbit hops by IHOP. He looks at the sign. What does he say?
A. "Big deal, so do I."
Q. Who does Frankenstein invite to his party?
A. Anyone he can gobble up!
Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal?
A. Bone appetite!
Q. What's big, grey and has red spots?
A. An elephant with chicken pox!
Q. Why was the crab arrested?
A. For pinching!
Q. Why did the picture go to jail?
A. He got framed.
Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.
Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!
Q. What is a cow's favourite drink?
A. MOO Juice.
Q. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
Q. What has a tongue but can't talk?
A. A shoe!
Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!
Q. Why didn't the Joker cross the road?
A. Batman was on the other side.
Q. Why didn't the police catch the banana?
A. Because it split!
Q. Why did Daniel go to the top of the school?
A. Because he wanted to go to high school.
Q. Where did the hamburgers go?
A. To the Meat Ball!
Q. Why did the baker go to jail?
A. Because he got caught beating the eggs.
Q. What did Delaware?
A. A New Jersey!
Q. What did the 0 say to the 8?
A. "Nice belt."
Q. What sort of animal is a slug?
A. A snail with housing problems!
Q. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Q. What did the bully have for lunch?
A. He had a knuckle sandwich!
Q. What kind of bird uses ink to write?
A. A PEN-guin!
Q. What would we do if we found bad plants spoiling our lawn?
A. We'd weed.
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