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Q. Why didn't Noah do much fishing on the ark?
A. He only had two worms!
Q. What is the biggest word in the world?
A. Smiles. There is a mile in between each S.
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.
Q. What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A. A wonkey.
Q. If you are running in a race and you just passed the guy in second place what place are you in?
A. You are in second place!
Q. What is a photograph's favorite game?
Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Q. How do you stop a rhino from charging?
A. Take away its credit card.
Q. What happened to the wind?
A. It blew away!
Q. There are ten cats on a boat. One jumps off, how many are left?
A. None, they were all copy cats!
Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!
Q. What can you throw but not catch?
A. A fit!
Q. How do you attach a duck to the wall?
A. With Duck tape!
Q. Why couldn't the bike stand up on it's own?
A. Because it was two-tired!
Q. What kind of shoes does a spy wear?
Q. What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
A. "We make a good match!"
Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."
Q. What letter is a drink?
Q. Why did the bank robber take a bath?
A. So he could make a clean getaway.
Q. How do you make a goldfish age?
A. Take away the g in goldfish.
Q. What has words but never speaks?
A. A book.
Q. Why wouldn't the oyster give up her pearl?
A. She was shellfish [selfish].
Q. What do you get when you cross a magician with a camera?
A. Hocus Focus!
Q. Why did the young cat get arrested ?
A. For his litter!
Q. Why did the toilet paper want to roll down the hill?
A. To get to the bottom.
Q. What did Delaware?
A. A New Jersey!
Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.
Q. When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
A. When it is read!
Q. Why did the policeman stay in bed?
A. Because he was an undercover cop.
Q. What card game do artists like to play?
A. Draw poker.
Q. Why did Patrick eat money?
A. His mum said it was his lunch money.
Q. Why didn't the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test?
A. Because he didn't want anything to slip his mind.
Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"
Q. What did the elephant say to her son when he was naughty?
A. "Tusk tusk!"
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because he was tired of living beside KFC!
Q. Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?
A. Times Square.
Q. Did you hear about the man who got his left arm cut off?
A. He's all right now.
Q. What goes up and down but never moves?
A. The stairs!
Q. Why didn't the police catch the banana?
A. Because it split!
Q. Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon?
A. Because it was full.
Q. What seven letters did the robber say when he saw nothing in the safe?
A. "O I C U R M T!"
Q. What is a mouth that won't shut up?
A. A blabber mouth.
Q. What runs but never walks?
Q. What do you get when you cross a monkey and a pansy?
A. A chimpansy.
Q. Why did the skeleton flunk out?
A. His heart was not in it!
Q. Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?
A. A sock hop.
Q. What do you call two bananas?
A. A pair of slippers!
Q. What does a triceratops sit on?
A. It's tricera-bottom!
Q. What happened to the shark when he ate too many keys?
A. He turned into the Lock-ness monster.
Q. What's better than 24?
Q. What lies in a pram and wobbles?
A. A jelly baby!
Q. What country has the most church bells?
Q. 30 people are in a room, no way in, no way out. Don't ask me how they got in. Someone counted and they got 34-heads. How is that possible?
A. 30 foreheads!
Q. What do you get when you cross a bird, a car, and a dog?
A. A flying carpet.
Q. Why did the surfer wear a baseball mitt?
A. He wanted to catch a wave.
Q. What's big, grey and has red spots?
A. An elephant with chicken pox!
Q. What pet does everybody have?
A. A carPET!
Q. What did one burp say to the next?
A. Let's be stinkers and sneak out the back!
Q. If chickens get up when the rooster crows, when do ducks get up?
A. At the quack of dawn!
Q. Why did the silly electrician jump over the clock?
A. So he could get some overtime!
Q. What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a
four leaf clover?
A. A rash of good luck!
Q. If a red house is made out of red brick, and a blue house is made of blue bricks what is a green house made of?
Q. Why did the cow want some cheese?
A. Because it's MOOlicious!
Q. Why did the students study in the aeroplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.
Q. What vegetables can't you take on a boat?
Q. Sam, Lula, Mike, and Kayla all live in a house. Mike and Kayla went out to the movies and when they got back Lula was on the floor dead in a pile of broken glass and water. Sam was on the couch sleeping and didn't know what happened. How did Lula die?
A. Sam is a dog and Lula is a fish. Sam pushed over the fish bowl.
Q. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A. A pouch potato.
Q. What's the best thing about elevator jokes?
A. They work on so many levels.
Q. What room can't ghosts go in?
A. The LIVING room!
Q. Why don't football players get hot?
A. Because of all their fans!
Q. What do you call a shark that swallowed a bunch of keys?
Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.
Q. Where do sheep get their hair cut?
A. At the bah bah shop.
Q. What did the iPhone say to the other iPhone?
A. "It is nice to text you."
Q. What is always blue (sad) but always smiles?
A. A smurf.
Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!
Q. What do you call a flying jelly?
A. A jelly copter.
Q. Why was the coach mad?
A. Because he wanted his quarterback.
Q. How come my uncle does not brush his hair?
A. Because he is bald.
Q. How do you make a swordfish like the library?
A. Take away the S in its name!
Q. Why did the bird go to the restaurant?
A. Because he wanted a tweet!
Q. What do you call a train full of toffee?
A. A chew-chew train!
Q. Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.
Q. Why is getting up in the morning like a pig's tail?
A. It's twirly. (Too early)
Q. Why was the math book unhappy?
A. Because he had too many problems!
Q. Ike went through the town casuing havoc and he was on the news and in the newspaper. What is Ike?
A. A hurricane!
Q. Why can't you play hide-and-seek with mountains?
A. Because they PEAK!
Q. What did the zero say to the eight?
A. "Oh, I like your belt!"
Q. What did the tree say to the light bulb?
A. "Hey! Just had a bright idea!"
Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.
Q. What do you call a grandfather clock?
A. An old timer!
Q. Think of the person who lives in disguise, who deals in secrets and tells nothing but lies.
Next tell me what's always last to mend the middle of middle and end of the end.
And finally give me the sound often heard during the search for a hard to find word.
Now string them all together and answer me this:
What creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
A. A spider.
Q. What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
A. "I love BOO!"
Q. What do you call a deer that makes money?
A. A buck!
Q. What is a gas station's favorite type of shoes?
Q. If a very small fish married a young dog, what would their baby be called?
A. A guppy puppy.
Q. Where do you get draggin' milk?
A. From a cow with short legs.
Q. Who was the first deer in space?
A. Buck Rogers.
Q. What book can you look in to find words that are not true?
A. The fiction-ary!
Q. Why was the Egyptian confused?
A. Because someone told him his daddy was a mummy!
Q. Why did the snake get a detention?
A. Because he was HISSpering!
Q. What kind of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper?
A. Any dog, skyscrapers can't jump.
Q. If athletes get athletes foot then what do astronauts get?
Q. What is in fingers, toolboxes and snails?
Q. Which mountain has never been climbed?
A. Mountain Dew!
Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!
Q. What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?
Q. What do fish take to stay alive?
A. Vitamin sea.
Q. What does a wolf say on Halloween?
A. "Happy HOWLoween!"
Q. What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together?
A. They had a class trip!
Q. Why did the cow go to Hollywood?
A. She wanted to be a movie star.
Q. What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?
A. The number nine.
Q. Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A. Because it's too far to walk!
Q. Why does a giraffe eat so little?
A. Because they can make a little go a long way.
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
A. To get a spare rib .
Q. I have 7 children half of them are boys, what is the other half?
A. They were all boys.
Q. What kind of car does a cow drive?
A. A CATTLEac.
Q. Why don't ducks get letters?
A. Because they already have bills!
Q. Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
A. Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall down!
Q. How do you communicate with a fish?
A. Drop it a line.
Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence.
Q. What do birds get when they are ill?
Q. Why did the boat go on a diet?
A. It wanted to be ship-shape.
Q. What did the flower say to the bike?
Q. Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
A. Because he had a dino-SORE!
Q. How do you know when a dumb person has been on the computer?
A. There's white-out all over the screen.
Q. Which building has the most stories?
Q. How do you keep someone in suspense?
A. I'll tell you tomorrow.
Q. What did the candle say to the other candle?
A. "Are you going out tonight?"
Q. Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?
A. Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
Q. Why was the ghost on the cheerleading squad?
A. It wanted to add a little team spirit.
Q. What does a toad say when it sees something great?
A. "TOADaly Awesome!"
Q. What type of queue do dolls like best?
A. A BBQ.
Q. Which is the loudest vowel?
A. The letter I. It is always in the midst of noise
Q. What did the pig put on his rash?
Q. What letter is looking for causes?
Q. What has a tongue but can't talk?
A. A shoe!
Q. Why do gorillas have broad fingers?
A. Because they have large nostrils.
Q. What letter is an exclamation?
Q. Why he did the book want to work with the police?
A. Because he wanted to work under cover.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
Q. What do you call a jacket that is on fire?
A. A blazer!
Q. Why did the student bring scissors to class?
A. He wanted to cut class!
Q. What sits outside all year long and is Irish?
A. Paddy O'furniture.
Q. Who do you call when you break your toe?
A. The toe truck!
Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!
Q. Where did the boy take his pet pig to?
A. The Ham-usement park!
Q. Mary was shot in the head. She managed to avoid being hospitalized and she's as healthy as can be. How can this be?
A. She had a modeling audition. So, they took her head shots.
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