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Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. Because he felt crummy.
Q. What do babies and basketball players have in common?
A. They dribble.
Q. What does a polar bear use to keep his head warm?
A. A polar ice cap.
Q. What is something you will never see again?
A. The past.
Q. What did the bread say to the man?
A. Nothing, bread can't talk.
Q. Why did the mattress go the doctor?
A. It had spring fever.
Q. Which tree doesn't play checkers?
A. The Chestnut.
Q. When does 10 + 3 = 1?
A. On the clock.
Q. Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to see his flat mate!
Q. What has 6 legs, 4 eyes, 4 ears, 2 noses, 2 mouths and 2 heads?
A. A man sitting on a horse.
Q. Paul is six feet tall. He is an assistant in a butcher shop. He wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Q. What goes up and down but never moves?
A. The stairs!
Q. What sickness can fly?
A. The flu!
Q. What's black, white, black, white, black and white?
A. A penguin rolling down a hill.
Q. Why did the square and triangle go to the gym?
A. To stay in shape!
Q. Why didn't Batman and Robin go fishing?
A. Because Robin ate all the the worms.
Q. Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?
A. A sock hop.
Q. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A. Open TOAD sandals.
Q. I am tall when I am young and short when I am old. What am I?
A. A candle.
Q. What do you call a dog who wins a race?
A. A weiner.
Q. What is black and white and read all over?
A. A newspaper.
Q. How do you eat an elephant?
A. One bite at a time.
Q. What is brown, has a tail and a head, but no legs?
A. A penny!
Q. Why don't skeletons fight?
A. Because they don't have the guts!
Q. Why did the turtle cross the street?
A. To get to the Shell station.
Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A. "I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."
Q. What did the happy slice of cheese say to the sad slice of cheese?
A. "Aw, it will be okay! Everything is GOUDA!"
Q. Where do trees store their valuables?
A. In their trunk!
Q. How do you catch a school of fish?
A. With a bookworm.
Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!
Q. What happens when you cross the tango and a waltz?
A. A wango!
Q. What did the joey say to the turtle?
A. "I can take my home with me too."
Q. What kind of shoes does a spy wear?
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.
Q. Why was the dog sitting next to the fire?
A. He was a hotdog!
Q. What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
A. A runny bunny.
Q. What vegetables can't you take on a boat?
Q. Have you heard the joke about the bed?
A. It hasn't been made yet!
Q. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A. A snailor.
Q. What did the broken clock say?
A. "Will someone give me hand?"
Q. Can February March?
A. No, but April May.
Q. What can you break without touching it?
A. Someone's heart.
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat?
A. The Milky Baa-r kid.
Q. What bow can't be tied?
A. A rainbow.
Q. What happened to the wind?
A. It blew away!
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A. Jurassic Pork.
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a tiger?
A. I don't know but you better behave in its class!
Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.
Q. What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?
A. "Time to get your booster shot!"
Q. What did one coffin say to the other coffin?
A. "Is that you coughin'?"
Q. How many seconds are in a year?
A. 12: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc.
Q. What has words but never speaks?
A. A book.
Q. What's black and white and red all over?
A. A sunburned zebra!
Q. What's a monster's favourite game?
A. Swallow the Leader!
Q. Why did the baby chick cross the road?
A. It was take-your-child-to-work day.
Q. What kind of monkey can fly?
A. A hot air BABOON!
Q. What state can you drink?
Q. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A. Pork Chop!
Q. When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
A. When it is read!
Q. Three ladies are under a small umbrella. None of them got wet. How did they do it?
A. It wasn't raining!
Q. What does a frog eat with his hamburger?
A. French Flies!
Q. How do you attach a duck to the wall?
A. With Duck tape!
Q. Why doesn't the sun go to college?
A. Because it has a million degrees!
Q. What should you do when you see a green alien?
A. Wait until it's ripe!
Q. What did the tornado ask the car?
A. "Wanna go for a spin?"
Q. Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
A. Because Noah sat on the deck!
Q. Why he did the book want to work with the police?
A. Because he wanted to work under cover.
Q. What do you say in the evening to a soldier in shining armor?
A. Night, night, Knight.
Q. What do you call a kangaroo that sneezes alot?
A. A kanga-choo.
Q. Why does Waldo wear stripes?
A. Because he doesn't want to be spotted!
Q. Did you hear what happened down at the fish shop?
A. The fish got battered!
Q. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the baseball game?
A. He wanted to tie up the score!
Q. How did the teacher knit a suit of armor?
A. She used steel wool!
Q. How do you throw a tent?
A. You pitch it!
Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.
Q. You are trapped in a room and there are 3 doors. Each door has something behind it. The first door has two hungry lions that have not eaten in four years. The second door has electric lasers all across the room. The third has three ninjas ready to attack. Which door would you pick to go through?
A. The first because the lions would be dead if they have not eaten for 4 years!
Q. What is an army man's favorite month?
Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!
Q. Why did the egg hide?
A. Because she was a little chicken!
Q. What is a mouth that won't shut up?
A. A blabber mouth.
Q. Which nail does a carpenter hate to hit?
A. A thumbnail.
Q. Which state has the smallest soft drinks?
Q. Where can you always find happiness?
A. In a dictionary!
Q. There are two dads and two sons that went fishing. Everyone caught a fish, but only three fish were caught. How is this possible?
A. There was a grandfather, a dad and a son.
Q. Why did the Advil go to jail?
A. Because it was a pain killer.
Q. What's the best place to grow flowers in school?
A. In kindergarden.
Q. What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?
A. Time to buy a new clock.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.
Q. What is always blue (sad) but always smiles?
A. A smurf.
Q. Where do you get draggin' milk?
A. From a cow with short legs.
Q. Why was the girl staring at the juice box?
A. Because it said: "Concentrate."
Q. Why did the dog stay out of the sun?
A. So he wouldn't be a hotdog.
Q. There was a boy and a doctor. The boy was the doctor's son but the doctor was not his dad. Who was the doctor?
A. His mom!
Q. What did the vampire bring to the baseball field?
A. His bats!
Q. Did you hear about the man who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
A. He kept popping out of bed all night!
Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow with a smurf?
A. Blue cheese!
Q. How can a rose ride a bike?
A. It uses its petals!
Q. Why do cats always go after mice and birds?
A. Because cats like fast food.
Q. What makes songs but never sings?
Q. What always runs, never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but doesn't sleep, has a mouth but never eats?
A. A river!
Q. What kind of motorcycle does a pig drive?
A. A hog!
Q. How did Burger King propose to his girlfriend?
A. With an onion ring.
Q. If you have three 7 foot long ropes, how many feet do you have?
A. You have two feet!
Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.
Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch-dog.
Q. What do you give a frog at a hospital?
A. A HOPeration!
Q. What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A. A fur ball.
Q. What's a frog's favorite year?
A. Leap year!
Q. Why was the math book unhappy?
A. Because he had too many problems!
Q. Why did the mushroom have so many friends?
A. Because he was a fungi!
Q. Where do famous dragons go after they retire?
A. The hall of flame!
Q. If a man was born in Spain, raised in Russia, grew old in Greece and died in America, what is he?
Q. What did the big hand on the clock say to the little hand?
A. "Hour you today?"
Q. Why is getting up in the morning like a pig's tail?
A. It's twirly. (Too early)
Q. You take away whole and some still remains. What is it?
Q. What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A. A cloud!
Q. I have two coins in my pocket and they equal 15 cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are the coins in my pocket?
A. A nickel and a dime, I said only one of them is not a nickel.
Q. What do fish take to stay alive?
A. Vitamin sea.
Q. What do ghosts wear on their feet?
Q. There are 30 white horses on a red hill. They stomp, chomp and they stop. What are they?
A. Your teeth.
Q. What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
A. A chew-chew train.
Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.
Q. What's the best thing about elevator jokes?
A. They work on so many levels.
Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. If he flew over a bay he'd be called a bagel!
Q. A duck, a cat and a cow went out to dinner, who had to pay?
A. The duck. He was the only one with a bill.
Q. What is the laziest mountain in the world?
A. Mount Ever-rest!
Q. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).
Q. Why was 10 afraid of 9?
A. Because 9 8 7!
Q. What kind of bats swing upside down?
Q. What did the creek say to the brook?
A. "Stop babbling!"
Q. What do you get when you cross a star and a gun?
A. A shooting star!
Q. There's this guy and he's jogging. Well, he turns left, jogs some, turns left, jogs some, and turns left again. When he gets home there are 2 masked men waiting. Who are the masked men?
A. The Umpire and the Back Catcher!
Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"
Q. Why is a riddle like a joke?
A. It's no good without a point.
Q. What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
A. Glass flippers.
Q. What kind of shoes do mice like?
Q. What do you call a football team with pigs?
A. Queens Pork Rangers.
Q. Mary was shot in the head. She managed to avoid being hospitalized and she's as healthy as can be. How can this be?
A. She had a modeling audition. So, they took her head shots.
Q. A skunk, a frog and a duck wanted to go to the movies. The movies cost a dollar, which animal got to go?
A. The frog because it was the only one with a greenback.
Q. What rolls and jumps but never walks?
A. A soccer ball!
Q. What is white on the outside, green on the inside and hops?
A. A frog sandwich.
Q. Why couldn't the eight year old get into the pirate movie?
A. Because it was rated ARRRR!
Q. What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
A. To get a spare rib .
Q. What happens if you call 611 for the police?
A. The police car comes to you upside down!
Q. What do you get with a kangoroo and a snake?
A. A jump rope.
Q. If you're on a plane and one of the engines breaks, how far will the other one take you?
A. All the way to the scene of the crash.
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