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Q. You are dreaming. A monster comes up to you and takes you away. He puts you in an oven and turns it on. Any moment he will be eating you. What should you do?
A. Pinch yourself.
Q. What did the traffic light say to the car?
A. "Don't look. I'm changing!"
Q. What is the radius of a pumpkin?
Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs!
Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.
Q. What do you call a football player whose helmet is too tight?
A. Call him anthing you want, he can't hear you!
Q. What is a shark's favourite food?
A. Fish and ships.
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No idea. (No eye deer)
Q. What comes twice in a week, never in a month and once in a year?
A. The letter E.
Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
Q. What country has the most church bells?
Q. What is cute and cuddly and lives in your toilet?
A. Winnie the Pooh!
Q. Why did the student bring scissors to class?
A. He wanted to cut class!
Q. What do you call a bell that can do gymnastics?
A. A flexi-bell.
Q. What do you get when you cross a star and a gun?
A. A shooting star!
Q. Why did the toilet paper want to roll down the hill?
A. To get to the bottom.
Q. How do you make a milk shake?
A. Give it a good scare!
Q. Why couldn't the girl dial 911?
A. She couldn't find the 11.
Q. How come my uncle does not brush his hair?
A. Because he is bald.
Q. Where do trees store their valuables?
A. In their trunk!
Q. A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed for 3 days and left on Friday. How did he do it?
A. His horse's name was Friday.
Q. Does a match box?
A. No, but a tin can!
Q. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A. A pouch potato.
Q. What is the world's largest beverage?
A. MinneSODA. (Minnesota)
Q. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew!
Q. What kind of bird uses ink to write?
A. A PEN-guin!
Q. What did the plow say to the tractor?
A. "Pull me a little closer, John Deere."
Q. What did the 0 say to the 8?
A. "Nice belt."
Q. Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
A. To the reTAIL store.
Q. What part of a fish weighs the most?
A. Its scales.
Q. What is a parrot's favorite food on the 4th of July?
A. Fire crackers!
Q. What did the calendar say to the other calendar?
A. "You want to go on a date with me?"
Q. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A. A clock.
Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!
Q. What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
A. A runny bunny.
Q. What is grey, has a tail and a trunk?
A. A mouse going on a vacation.
Q. What is a cow's favourite drink?
A. MOO Juice.
Q. Why did the starfish breakup with the lobster?
A. Because he was SHELLfish.
Q. What happens when you cross the tango and a waltz?
A. A wango!
Q. Why did the lamb go to the river?
A. To get a BAA-th!
Q. In what way can the letter A help a deaf lady?
A. It can make her hear.
Q. What kind of witch lives at the beach?
A. A sandwich.
Q. What is brown, has a tail and a head, but no legs?
A. A penny!
Q. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).
Q. Who in the solar system has the most loose change?
A. The moon, it keeps changing quarters.
Q. There are 10 cats in a boat. One cat jumped out of the boat. How many cats were left?
A. None, they were all copycats.
Q. What is a TV's favorite thing to do at the the beach?
A. Channel surf.
Q. Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window?
A. He wanted to see time fly!
Q. Why couldn't the eight year old get into the pirate movie?
A. Because it was rated ARRRR!
Q. Why didn't the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test?
A. Because he didn't want anything to slip his mind.
Q. What do you call two bananas?
A. A pair of slippers!
Q. What does a cow do at the theatres?
A. Watch a MOO-vie.
Q. Why are fish smart?
A. Because they travel in schools.
Q. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
A. You Pokemon!
Q. What bird can write?
Q. What is something you will never see again?
A. The past.
Q. What is red and has fangs?
A. An apple. I lied about the fangs!
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. A zebra with the chicken pox.
Q. What kind of birds always stay together?
Q. What do you call a dentist in the army?
A. A drill sergeant.
Q. What do you call a smart pig?
Q. Where can you find a 3 foot ruler?
A. At a yard sale.
Q. What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
Q. What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A. The teacher says, "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Choo-choo!"
Q. Where did the mother monster put her child when she was at work?
A. At day-SCARE!
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat?
A. The Milky Baa-r kid.
Q. What money do dogs and cats have?
A. Kitty cash and doggy dollars.
Q. What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters?
Q. What fish will a greedy fisher catch?
Q. What do you call a bunny with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny.
Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!
Q. What does the baby popcorn call his dad?
Q. What did the flower say to the bike?
Q. What lies in a pram and wobbles?
A. A jelly baby!
Q. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
A. "Thank you, I will never part with it."
Q. Where do you send a soldier with a toothache?
A. To the drill sergeant!
Q. What do you call a man in a bush?
Q. What question can a person ask all day long, getting a different answer each time, yet all the answers are correct?
A. What time is it?
Q. Rail road tracks, look out for cars! How do you spell that without any Rs?
Q. Why did the baseball player get arrested?
A. Because he was caught stealing second base!
Q. What does a phone eat?
Q. Why did the boy take a packet of oats with him to bed?
A. To feed his nightMARE!
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!
Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off!
Q. Mary's mum had three children. One was called April, the second was May. What was the name of the last one?
Q. What did the frog order at the burger place?
A. French flies and a diet croak.
Q. Which animal is the oldest in the world?
A. The zebra because it's still black and white.
Q. Why did the girl take a ladder to school?
A. Because she thought it was a high school.
Q. Take me out of the box, scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?
A. A match!
Q. A skunk, a frog and a duck wanted to go to the movies. The movies cost a dollar, which animal got to go?
A. The frog because it was the only one with a greenback.
Q. Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A. A wonkey.
Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. If he flew over a bay he'd be called a bagel!
Q. Which is the most dangerous city?
Q. What do you call a potato that was crushed?
Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"
Q. How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat of your car?
A. Have him sit in front with you.
Q. What has no lid, key, or hinge yet golden treasure is hid inside?
A. An egg!
Q. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A. Bunny toots!
Q. Imagine you are in a boat. You were being circled by sharks. One shark is about to bite you. What should you do?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. What does Frankenstein's wife wear on her face to keep it smooth?
Q. Why did the teacher draw on the window?
A. Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!
Q. Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?
A. Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
Q. Why did the orange lose the race?
A. Because it ran out of juice.
Q. Do sharks like to act in movies?
A. Only if they get the big, juicy parts.
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Are you my mommy?"
Q. Why can't a leopard hide?
A. Because he's always spotted!
Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!
Q. There was no moon and a black car with no headlights was driving on a black road. On the black road there was a black dog. The car avoided the dog. How is this possible?
A. It was daytime.
Q. What did Sergeant Peanut Butter shout to his jelly police officers?
A. "Spread out, men!"
Q. What do cows like to put on their sandwiches?
Q. Which tree doesn't play checkers?
A. The Chestnut.
Q. How do you throw a tent?
A. You pitch it!
Q. What's tasty but dangerous?
A. A mouse trap.
Q. What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Q. What is black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
A. Two skunks fighting over a pickle.
Q. What can you find in the middle of a tornado?
A. The letter N.
Q. What's a cow's favourite drink?
Q. What did the sweaty octopus spend all his money on?
A. Underarm deodrant.
Q. What has hands but no arms?
A. A clock.
Q. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?
A. Nothing, they just waved!
Q. Why did the mattress go the doctor?
A. It had spring fever.
Q. What did the red sock say to the white sock?
A. "Let's play ball."
Q. What do you do if something charges at you?
A. You take away its credit card!
Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!
Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!
Q. Why was 10 afraid of 9?
A. Because 9 8 7!
Q. What do you call a cat that eats lemons?
A. A sourpuss.
Q. Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?
Q. What's red and mushy and is found between sharks teeth?
A. Slow swimmers.
Q. Why does a giraffe eat so little?
A. Because they can make a little go a long way.
Q. Why couldn't the shipmates play cards?
A. The captain was sitting on the deck!
Q. What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a
four leaf clover?
A. A rash of good luck!
Q. Why are cooks cruel?
A. Because they whip cream and beat eggs!!
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
Q. Why don't farmers sew?
A. Because their needle is in a haystack.
Q. If you know me you will want to share me, but if you share me I will be gone. What am I?
A. A secret.
Q. Where are the most cows born?
Q. Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
A. Because their feet stink.
Q. Which letter comes once in a minute, twice in a millennium but never in thousand years?
A. The letter M.
Q. Which day is mostly avoided by fish?
Q. Why were the police suspicious of the window drapes?
A. They were shady.
Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Q. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. Finding half a worm in your apple.
Q. What did the tie say to the hat?
A. "You go on a head and I'll hang around here."
Q. What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
A. Glass flippers.
Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.
Q. What do miners put on their face at night?
A. Coal cream.
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. CELL phones.
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