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500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

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Q. How do you cure a headache?
A. Put your head through the window and the pane will go!

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?

Q. What's the best thing about elevator jokes?
A. They work on so many levels.

Q. Why did the bank robber take a bath?
A. So he could make a clean getaway.

Q. Why was the dog sitting next to the fire?
A. He was a hotdog!

Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.

Q. Why did the mushroom have so many friends?
A. Because he was a fungi!

Q. A man pushes a car to a hotel and realizes he's bankrupt. Why?
A. He's playing Monopoly!

Q. What did Sergeant Peanut Butter shout to his jelly police officers?
A. "Spread out, men!"

Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!

Q. Where can you always find happiness?
A. In a dictionary!

Q. What animal never tells the truth?
A. A lion.

Q. Why he did the book want to work with the police?
A. Because he wanted to work under cover.

Q. Why was Cinderella thrown off the football team?
A. Because she ran away from the ball!

Q. What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A. A fur ball.

Q. What has a tongue but can't talk?
A. A shoe!

Q. Why do you never ask a dinosaur to read you a story?
A. Because their tales are so long.

Q. Who do you call when you break your toe?
A. The toe truck!

Q. What do ghosts wear on their feet?
A. BOOts.

Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!

Q. How come my uncle does not brush his hair?
A. Because he is bald.

Q. Why did the telephone go to the jewelry store?
A. He wanted a new ring.

Q. You're stuck in a cement box, all you have is a mirror and a table, how do you get out?
A. You take the mirror, you see what you saw, grab the saw, cut the table in half, one half plus one half equals one whole, you take the hole put it in the wall and walk out.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7 8 9!

Q. What letter is a European bird?
A. J.

Q. Why would it be silly to send a letter to Washington?
A. Because he is dead.

Q. How do you make varnish disappear?
A. Take away the R!

Q. Why did the clock go to the principal's office?
A. For tocking too much!

Q. What 4 letters scare a thief?
A. O I C U (Oh...I see you.)

Q. What four letters frighten a thief?
A. O I C U!

Q. What is a bird's favorite treat?
A. Twix!

Q. Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
A. Because Noah sat on the deck!

Q. Why was the little bird punished?
A. It was caught peeping in school.

Q. A duck, a cat and a cow went out to dinner, who had to pay?
A. The duck. He was the only one with a bill.

Q. What did the tie say to the hat?
A. "You go on a head and I'll hang around here."

Q. Why don't ducks get letters?
A. Because they already have bills!

Q. What sickness can fly?
A. The flu!

Q. Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
A. Because he had a dino-SORE!

Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!

Q. What do you call a polar bear in the desert?
A. Lost.

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!

Q. Where do you send a soldier with a toothache?
A. To the drill sergeant!

Q. Why did the duck cross the road?
A. Because it thought it was a chicken.

Q. Imagine you are in a boat. You were being circled by sharks. One shark is about to bite you. What should you do?
A. Stop imagining!

Q. Why didn't the police catch the banana?
A. Because it split!

Q. How do you know if a vampire has a sore throat?
A. You can hear him coughin'.

Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A. "You look flushed."

Q. How do you get rid of a boomerang?
A. Throw it down a one way street!

Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!

Q. Why was the cumputer cold at night?
A. It forgot to close its windows.

Q. It is greater than God and more evil than devil. The poor have it. The rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?
A. Nothing!

Q. What is the difference between a worn out runner and a worn out vet?
A. One's dog tired and the other is tired of dogs.

Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
A. Pi!

Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. "I've got a lot of problems."

Q. What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A. A head banger.

Q. What goes through towns and hills but never moves?
A. Roads.

Q. What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
A. It gets wet.

Q. Why don't they play cards in Africa?
A. There are too many Cheetahs!

Q. What is Barbie's favorite state?
A. KENtucky!

Q. What do you take before every meal?
A. A seat!

Q. Q. Rail road crossing, watch out for the cars, can you spell that with out any Rs?
A. T-H-A-T.

Q. What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
A. Reality.

Q. Why did the cow eat the tight rope walker?
A. Because he wanted a balanced meal!

Q. What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
A. Jellyfish.

Q. Where do trees store their valuables?
A. In their trunk!

Q. What do you call a man in a bush?
A. Russell.

Q. Why did Batman cross his legs?
A. He had to go to the BATroom!

Q. What did the traffic light say to the car?
A. "Don't look. I'm changing!"

Q. How do you make a goldfish age?
A. Take away the g in goldfish.

Q. Why did the skeleton go to the store?
A. To get some spare ribs.

Q. What kind of bird uses ink to write?
A. A PEN-guin!

Q. Why is the letter B so cool?
A. Because it is in between A C!

Q. What time do you go to the dentist?
A. Tooth hurty!

Q. What grows if you feed it but dies if it drinks?
A. Fire.

Q. What does Dracula say when he doesn't have good news?
A. "I have BAT news, everyone!"

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Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. The butcher was on the other side.

Q. Where do pirates like to eat?
A. ARR-bys!

Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.

Q. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
A. Lost.

Q. If a red house is made out of red brick, and a blue house is made of blue bricks what is a green house made of?
A. Glass.

Q. What do they serve for lunch at karate camp?
A. Kung Food!

Q. Why don't football players get hot?
A. Because of all their fans!

Q. What room can't ghosts go in?
A. The LIVING room!

Q. What does a tree drink?
A. Root beer!

Q. A tomato, a cabbage and a hose were in a race. The tomato was red and the cabbage was a vegetable. Who won?
A. The hose was running, the cabbage was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Q. What is green and hangs off trees?
A. Giraffe snot.

Q. How do you make a sausage roll?
A. Push it down the hill!

Q. Mary's mum had three children. One was called April, the second was May. What was the name of the last one?
A. Mary!

Q. What sits outside all year long and is Irish?
A. Paddy O'furniture.

Q. What does a bird say on Halloween?
A. Twick or tweet!

Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."

Q. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A. A snailor.

Q. Why are ghosts always hungry?
A. Because the food goes right through them!

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.

Q. What kind of birds always stay together?
A. Velcrows.

Q. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A. A woolly jumper!

Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.

Q. Three ladies are under a small umbrella. None of them got wet. How did they do it?
A. It wasn't raining!

Q. What is a dentist's favourite game?
A. Tooth or Dare!

Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-AID!

Q. What do you call a giant with carrots in his ears?
A. Anything you want, he can't hear you!

Q. Why did the boat go on a diet?
A. It wanted to be ship-shape.

Q. Why did the firefighter put his belt on?
A. To hold his pants up!

Q. Why did the policeman stay in bed?
A. Because he was an undercover cop.

Q. What is the easiest way to be on TV?
A. Sit on it!

Q. What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?
A. The number nine.

Q. What has 6 eyes but cannot see?
A. Three blind mice.

Q. What bow can't be tied?
A. A rainbow.

Q. If you see more of it, you see less of everything else. What is it?
A. Darkness.

Q. What did the frog order at the burger place?
A. French flies and a diet croak.

Q. Why didn't the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test?
A. Because he didn't want anything to slip his mind.

Q. What do clothes and airplanes have in common?
A. Hangers!

Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
A. A creamy quacker!

Q. What has no lid, key, or hinge yet golden treasure is hid inside?
A. An egg!

Q. What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
A. Fang mail.

Q. Why didn't the mummy answer the phone?
A. He was all tied up!

Q. What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like?
A. DINOmite!

Q. Where does a 600 pound gorilla sit?
A. Anywhere he wants!

Q. What's tasty but dangerous?
A. A mouse trap.

Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall?
A. "I'll meet you at the corner."

Q. What has a thousand legs, a long neck but no head?
A. A broom.

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No idea. (No eye deer)

Q. Paul is six feet tall. He is an assistant in a butcher shop. He wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
A. Meat.

Q. Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?
A. Times Square.

Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"

Q. What does a polar bear use to keep his head warm?
A. A polar ice cap.

Q. Think of the person who lives in disguise, who deals in secrets and tells nothing but lies.
Next tell me what's always last to mend the middle of middle and end of the end.
And finally give me the sound often heard during the search for a hard to find word.
Now string them all together and answer me this:
What creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
A. A spider.

Q. How many letters are in envelope?
A. One.

Q. What did Shakespeare say to the pencil?
A. "Write on!"

Q. What's a frog's favorite year?
A. Leap year!

Q. How do you know when an Irish person is happy?
A. When they are Dublin over with laughter!

Q. Where do horses go when they are sick?
A. HORSEpital.

Q. What does a wolf say on Halloween?
A. "Happy HOWLoween!"

Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!

Q. What do you call a football player whose helmet is too tight?
A. Call him anthing you want, he can't hear you!

Q. Imagine you are in a metal box. There is no way of getting out. You have no tools or food. How do you get out and survive?
A. You stop imagining!

Q. What 10 letter word starts with gas?
A. An A-U-T-O-M-O-B-I-L-E.

Q. Have you heard the joke about the bed?
A. It hasn't been made yet!

Q. What is the British Secret Service's best yellow-haired spy?
A. James Blonde!

Q. Did you hear the joke about the egg that rolled in front of a truck?
A. Most people find they crack up!

Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because he had no guts.

Q. What's an insect's favorite sport?
A. Cricket.

Q. What happens when you cross the tango and a waltz?
A. A wango!

Q. Why couldn't the girl dial 911?
A. She couldn't find the 11.

Q. What is as light as a feather but not even the strongest man in the world can hold it for more than a few minutes?
A. Air!

Q. When is the best time to buy budgies?
A. When they're going cheap.

Q. What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?
A. Time to buy a new clock.

Q. What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?
A. Tulips.

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