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500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

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Q. Why was the ghost on the cheerleading squad?
A. It wanted to add a little team spirit.

Q. What do eagles do when they coach a sports team?
A. They wing it.

Q. What do T-shirts love to play?
A. Tag.

Q. What is green and sings?
A. Elvis Parsley.

Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.

Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.

Q. Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
A. To get to the pot of gold.

Q. What did one burp say to the next?
A. Let's be stinkers and sneak out the back!

Q. What do you call a crab that will not share?
A. A selfish. (Shellfish)

Q. Why did the girl jump up and down before taking her medicine?
A. Because the label said: Shake well before using!

Q. What's the best place to grow flowers in school?
A. In kindergarden.

Q. What did one NASCAR driver say to the other?
A. "Do you want to crash at my place tonight?"

Q. What is a cow's favorite ice cream?
A. MOOnila!

Q. Which letter of the alphabet keeps us waiting?
A. Q. (queue)

Q. Why is a riddle like a joke?
A. It's no good without a point.

Q. Why didn't the squirrel cross the telephone wire?
A. Because the line was busy.

Q. Who in the solar system has the most loose change?
A. The moon, it keeps changing quarters.

Q. What's a frog's favorite year?
A. Leap year!

Q. What do you call a jacket that is on fire?
A. A blazer!

Q. What is the end of everything?
A. The letter G.

Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!

Q. What word, if spelled right is wrong and spelled wrong is right?
A. Wrong!

Q. Why is England the wettest country?
A. Because the queen has reigned there for years!

Q. Which state has the smallest soft drinks?
A. Mini-Soda!

Q. Did you hear the joke about the egg that rolled in front of a truck?
A. Most people find they crack up!

Q. What cheese is not yours?
A. Nacho Cheese.

Q. What do frogs drink?
A. Croak-a-cola.

Q. If a man was born in Spain, raised in Russia, grew old in Greece and died in America, what is he?
A. Dead.

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because he wasn't a chicken.

Q. What do you do when you see a spaceman?
A. Park in it!

Q. Why is it against the law for a man living in Victoria to be buried in New South Wales?
A. Because he's still alive!

Q. Which baseball team do puppies play for?
A. The New York Pets.

Q. What is a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A. A stick!

Q. Why did the toilet paper want to roll down the hill?
A. To get to the bottom.

Q. What is in and out, big and small, short and tall, up and down, and all around?
A. Life and time.

Q. What goes up when the rain comes down?
A. An umbrella!

Q. What do you call an an ant sticking out of the ground?
A. A plANT!

Q. What is a parrot's favorite food on the 4th of July?
A. Fire crackers!

Q. What does a surprised iceberg say?
A. "Goodness Glacius!"

Q. Take me out of the box, scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?
A. A match!

Q. Which is the loudest vowel?
A. The letter I. It is always in the midst of noise

Q. Where do pencils come from?
A. Pennsylvania.

Q. I am the beginning of end and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation and I surround every place. What am I?
A. The letter E!

Q. Why did the horse cross the road?
A. To get to the other NEIGH-bourhood.

Q. Why is there no air in space?
A. Because the Milky Way would go bad.

Q. One day I was in my car and crashed into a pole. I died sadly. But when I got up to heaven I could see grandma standing with Adam and Eve. The question is how did I know it was Adam and Eve?
A. Because they had no belly-buttons!

Q. Why is the ocean always grumpy?
A. You'd be grumpy too if you had crabs on your bottom!

Q. What did the little light bulb say to its mum?
A. "I wuv you watts and watts!"

Q. What starts with T, ends with T, and is filled with T?
A. A teapot!

Q. What does the pink panther do with his camera?
A. He takes PINKtures!

Q. What do eskimos call their cows?
A. Eski-MOOS.

Q. Why does Waldo wear stripes?
A. Because he doesn't want to be spotted!

Q. Where do crayons go on vacation?
A. COLORado!

Q. What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
A. B.

Q. Why did the monkey cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired.

Q. Where do trees store their valuables?
A. In their trunk!

Q. What grows if you feed it but dies if it drinks?
A. Fire.

Q. Why is a snake lucky?
A. Because you can't pull its leg!

Q. Why did the oak tree have to eat his ice cream in a dish?
A. The pine tree wouldn't give him a cone!

Q. A tomato, a cabbage and a hose were in a race. The tomato was red and the cabbage was a vegetable. Who won?
A. The hose was running, the cabbage was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Q. What gets smaller as it gets higher?
A. An airplane!

Q. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A. Because her students were bright!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the possums how it's done.

Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
A. Fo'drizzle!

Q. What do you call a flying jelly?
A. A jelly copter.

Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"

Q. What do you call a football team with pigs?
A. Queens Pork Rangers.

Q. Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?
A. A sock hop.

Q. Why did the whale laugh?
A. Because he saw the sea's bottom.

Q. Where do sheep get their hair cut?
A. At the bah bah shop.

Q. What has two heads, one tail and six legs?
A. A man on a horse.

Q. 30 people are in a room, no way in, no way out. Don't ask me how they got in. Someone counted and they got 34-heads. How is that possible?
A. 30 foreheads!

Q. What loses its head every day and gets it back every night?
A. A pillow.

Q. What is a dentist's favourite game?
A. Tooth or Dare!

Q. A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed for 3 days and left on Friday. How did he do it?
A. His horse's name was Friday.

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Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. An injured penguin.

Q. Why can't a leopard hide?
A. Because he's always spotted!

Q. Do sharks like to act in movies?
A. Only if they get the big, juicy parts.

Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!

Q. What do you call a cow who learns how to belly dance?
A. A milkshake!

Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!

Q. A duck, a cat and a cow went out to dinner, who had to pay?
A. The duck. He was the only one with a bill.

Q. What letter is a part of the head?
A. I.

Q. A rabbit hops by IHOP. He looks at the sign. What does he say?
A. "Big deal, so do I."

Q. You are trapped in a room and there are 3 doors. Each door has something behind it. The first door has two hungry lions that have not eaten in four years. The second door has electric lasers all across the room. The third has three ninjas ready to attack. Which door would you pick to go through?
A. The first because the lions would be dead if they have not eaten for 4 years!

Q. There was a boy and a doctor. The boy was the doctor's son but the doctor was not his dad. Who was the doctor?
A. His mom!

Q. What seven letters did the robber say when he saw nothing in the safe?
A. "O I C U R M T!"

Q. How do you make an octopus laugh?
A. Ten Tickles (Tentacles)!

Q. How do you make a milk shake?
A. Give it a good scare!

Q. What do you get when you mix a German Shepard and a giraffe?
A. A watch dog for the fifteenth floor!

Q. Why do you never ask a dinosaur to read you a story?
A. Because their tales are so long.

Q. What does a French cow say?
A. "Moo Lala!"

Q. What's better than 24?
A. 25.

Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.

Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.

Q. What kind of flower lives between your mouth and your chin?
A. Two-lips.

Q. What is in fingers, toolboxes and snails?
A. Nails!

Q. What did the Malteeser want to be when it grew up?
A. A Smartie.

Q. The person who makes it sells it, the person who buys it never uses it, the person who is in it doesn't know it, what is it?
A. A coffin.

Q. What's a monster's favourite game?
A. Swallow the Leader!

Q. Mary and John were sitting in the family room one night. John was watching TV and Mary was reading a book. All of a sudden the power went out, so John decided to go to bed, but Mary kept on reading without any artificial light. How is this possible?
A. Mary was blind and was reading braile!

Q. Why did the teacher draw on the window?
A. Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!

Q. What did Delaware?
A. A New Jersey!

Q. Why did the student bring scissors to class?
A. He wanted to cut class!

Q. Why are cooks cruel?
A. Because they whip cream and beat eggs!!

Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
A. A creamy quacker!

Q. What jumps higher than a building?
A. Everything, buildings don't jump.

Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.

Q. Why did the willow weep?
A. Because it saw the water fall (waterfall).

Q. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
A. To Pennsylvania.

Q. What type of queue do dolls like best?
A. A BBQ.

Q. What does a hamburger name his daughter?
A. Patty.

Q. Which fish costs the most?
A. A gold fish!

Q. Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window?
A. He wanted to see time fly!

Q. What happens when an Egyptian prince's daddy dies?
A. His daddy becomes a mummy.

Q. Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
A. He was annoyed with the HOLE business.

Q. What street does a vampire live on?
A. A dead end!

Q. What is brown and sticky?
A. A stick.

Q. What did the cow say to the other cow?
A. "MOOve over!"

Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
A. Anti-BACH-terial.

Q. Three ladies are under a small umbrella. None of them got wet. How did they do it?
A. It wasn't raining!

Q. What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
A. Glass flippers.

Q. Why did the farmer let his cows eat the tall grass?
A. Because it needed to get moooed! (Mowed)

Q. Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pit stops during the race?
A. He was asking for directions!

Q. Why was the cumputer cold at night?
A. It forgot to close its windows.

Q. Why did the gum cross the road?
A. It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Q. What has the fur of a cat, the whiskers of a cat, ears of a car, a tail of a cat, but is not a cat?
A. A kitten.

Q. What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
A. Fang mail.

Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!

Q. Why were the police suspicious of the window drapes?
A. They were shady.

Q. Where do you weigh whales?
A. At the whale-weigh station.

Q. Imagine you are in a metal box. There is no way of getting out. You have no tools or food. How do you get out and survive?
A. You stop imagining!

Q. Why are pirates called pirates?
A. Because they AAARRR!

Q. Why did the snake get a detention?
A. Because he was HISSpering!

Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!

Q. What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?
A. "Dill me in!"

Q. What is a snake's favourite subject?
A. HISStory!

Q. What is black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
A. Two skunks fighting over a pickle.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because he was tired of living beside KFC!

Q. Why is U the happiest letter?
A. Because it is in the middle of fun

Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-AID!

Q. Do you know who I think is the most beautiful person in the world?
A. Look at the 5th word.

Q. Why isn't your nose 12 inches long?
A. Because it would be a foot.

Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion.

Q. Why did the clock go to the principal's office?
A. For tocking too much!

Q. What are the strongest days of the week?
A. Saturday and Sunday because all the rest are WEAK days!

Q. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A. A pouch potato.

Q. What is a dog that sneezes?
A. Achoowawa!

Q. What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?
A. Tulips.

Q. How do you catch a school of fish?
A. With a bookworm.

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