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Q. What has a head and a tail but no body?
A. A coin?
Q. What is brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow with a smurf?
A. Blue cheese!
Q. There are two dads and two sons that went fishing. Everyone caught a fish, but only three fish were caught. How is this possible?
A. There was a grandfather, a dad and a son.
Q. What is a photograph's favorite game?
Q. What runs but has no legs?
A. A nose!
Q. Why doesn't the sun go to college?
A. Because it has a million degrees!
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.
Q. What kind of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper?
A. Any dog, skyscrapers can't jump.
Q. What does a cow do at the theatres?
A. Watch a MOO-vie.
Q. What is the most musical part of your body?
A. Your nose, you can blow it and pick it.
Q. Where did the cow go on a holiday?
A. MOO York.
Q. What is the world's largest beverage?
A. MinneSODA. (Minnesota)
Q. What sort of animal is a slug?
A. A snail with housing problems!
Q. Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
A. Because their feet stink.
Q. What is a parrot's favorite food on the 4th of July?
A. Fire crackers!
Q. Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mouse.
Q. How is bubble gum similar to a Wookie?
A. It's Chewy.
Q. What has a ring but no finger?
A. A telephone!
Q. What do you call an an ant sticking out of the ground?
A. A plANT!
Q. Why did Tigger look in the bathroom?
A. To find Pooh!
Q. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and put the elephant in and then close the door.
Q. Why did Daniel go to the top of the school?
A. Because he wanted to go to high school.
Q. What's a cat's favourite magazine?
A. A CAT-alogue.
Q. What can you put in a barrel that makes it lighter?
Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
A. Because he wasn't peeling well!
Q. Q. Rail road crossing, watch out for the cars, can you spell that with out any Rs?
Q. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A. "You're way too young to smoke."
Q. What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slow?
Q. How do you make a Kleenex dance?
A. You put a little boogie in it!
Q. What do you take before every meal?
A. A seat!
Q. What is a 3 letter word that gets bigger when you add 3 letters?
Q. What did the creek say to the brook?
A. "Stop babbling!"
Q. What is black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
A. Two skunks fighting over a pickle.
Q. What kind of bug goes Zzub Zzub?
A. A bumble bee flying backward!
Q. What do you call an ant who studies accounts?
A. An accountANT.
Q. What day has day in it but isn't Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, or Saturday?
Q. What disappears when you stand up?
A. Your lap!
Q. The more you take of these, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Q. Who does Frankenstein invite to his party?
A. Anyone he can gobble up!
Q. Why didn't the lifegaurd save the hippie?
A. Because he was too far out, man.
Q. What has holes and can still hold water?
A. A sponge!
Q. What kind of shoes does a spy wear?
Q. Why is the ocean always grumpy?
A. You'd be grumpy too if you had crabs on your bottom!
Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence.
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a camel?
A. A lumpy milkshake!
Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!
Q. What's the biggest type of moth?
A. A mammoth.
Q. There is a one story house and everything in it is blue. The walls are blue, the ceiling is blue and the floor is blue. What color are the stairs?
A. There are no stairs in a one story house!
Q. What does an orange do when it takes a test?
A. It concentrates!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the possums how it's done.
Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!
Q. What do you get when you cross a magician with a camera?
A. Hocus Focus!
Q. What do frogs drink?
Q. What did the glue say to the teacher?
A. "I'm stuck on you."
Q. Why did the clock go to the principal's office?
A. For tocking too much!
Q. How do eggs get to the shop?
A. In a CARton!
Q. What do miners put on their face at night?
A. Coal cream.
Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!
Q. What animal never tells the truth?
A. A lion.
Q. What did the fish say to the octopus while the octopus was eating?
A. Lend me a tentacle or 8.
Q. Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?
A. Counterfeit money.
Q. What do ducks use for math?
A. A QUACK-ulator !
Q. If chickens get up when the rooster crows, when do ducks get up?
A. At the quack of dawn!
Q. What tree do fingers grow off of?
A. A palm tree!
Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!
Q. What has hands but no arms?
A. A clock.
Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.
Q. What did the bread say to the man?
A. Nothing, bread can't talk.
Q. Why did the TV go out with the heater?
A. Because he thought she was hot!
Q. Where do ghosts buy their food?
A. At the GHOSTery Store.
Q. Why did the rope go to the doctor?
A. It had a knot in its stomach.
Q. How do you know when an Irish person is happy?
A. When they are Dublin over with laughter!
Q. Why did Patrick eat money?
A. His mum said it was his lunch money.
Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.
Q. What is a gas station's favorite type of shoes?
Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Q. What jumps higher than a building?
A. Everything, buildings don't jump.
Q. What does a cloud wear under it's raincoat?
Q. How did the cow get through the crowd?
A. He shouted MOOve!
Q. What letter is looking for causes?
Q. What type of queue do dolls like best?
A. A BBQ.
Q. Where does a cow go when he's bored?
A. To the MOOvies.
Q. What did the fish say to the other fish?
A. "(O)(o)(O)(o)(O)" (Hello)
Q. What did the toilet say when he was playing cards?
Q. What bow can't be tied?
A. A rainbow.
Q. What do dogs and trees have in common?
Q. What begins and ends with e but only has one letter?
A. An envelope.
Q. Does France have a fourth of July?
A. Of course they do.
Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
Q. What insect is a coward?
A. A flea!
Q. What kind of shoes do mice like?
Q. A skunk, a frog and a duck wanted to go to the movies. The movies cost a dollar, which animal got to go?
A. The frog because it was the only one with a greenback.
Q. What kind of animals do clocks have?
Q. Why did the millionaire refuse to move to Alaska?
A. He didn't want to freeze his assets.
Q. What goes up but does not go down?
A. Your age!
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Q. What does an eagle use to write with?
A. A bald point pen!
Q. Where did the boy take his pet pig to?
A. The Ham-usement park!
Q. Why is a riddle like a joke?
A. It's no good without a point.
Q. What do a duck and a tricycle have in common?
A. They both have a steering wheel, except for the duck.
Q. How do you make varnish disappear?
A. Take away the R!
Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!
Q. What do you call a frog that parks in a tow away zone?
A. A TOAD away zone.
Q. Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pit stops during the race?
A. He was asking for directions!
Q. What's new at the zoo?
A. A gnu!
Q. What is white when dirty and black when clean?
A. A blackboard.
Q. What gets smaller as it gets higher?
A. An airplane!
Q. What did the tree say to the light bulb?
A. "Hey! Just had a bright idea!"
Q. What does a cow grow on its face?
A. A MOOstache.
Q. What is brown, has a tail and a head, but no legs?
A. A penny!
Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!
Q. Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
A. Because he had a dino-SORE!
Q. What makes songs but never sings?
Q. Why did the snake get a detention?
A. Because he was HISSpering!
Q. What do you call a bunny with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
Q. What do dogs have that other animal don't have?
Q. How do you wrap a cloud?
A. With a rainbow.
Q. What can you catch but never throw?
A. A cold.
Q. What happens if Peter Pan punches you?
A. You Neverland!
Q. What happens when you cross the tango and a waltz?
A. A wango!
Q. There are 5 fish and 2 drown. How many are left?
A. Fish don't drown.
Q. One cow is talking to another cow and looks away for 10 seconds and the other cow is gone. Where is the other cow?
A. Over the moon!
Q. What has ears but can't hear?
A. A corn field!
Q. What movie tells the tale of a pizza maker bitten by an arachnid?
A. Spi-dough Man.
Q. Why did the mushroom have so many friends?
A. Because he was a fungi!
Q. What do you call a kangaroo that sneezes alot?
A. A kanga-choo.
Q. Which fish costs the most?
A. A gold fish!
Q. Why is U the happiest letter?
A. Because it is in the middle of fun
Q. Where are the most cows born?
Q. What did the baker give his wife for their anniversary?
Q. What's the best place to grow flowers in school?
A. In kindergarden.
Q. What do you get when you cross a bird, a car, and a dog?
A. A flying carpet.
Q. What is a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A. A stick!
Q. What is black and white and when you kick it it flies?
A. A soccer ball!
Q. Why couldn't the bike stand up on it's own?
A. Because it was two-tired!
Q. Why was the little bird punished?
A. It was caught peeping in school.
Q. There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
A. A watermelon!
Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.
Q. What do you call an Italian cow that likes coffee?
Q. Which wolf got lost in the woods?
A. The WHEREwolf.
Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q. What kind of witch lives at the beach?
A. A sandwich.
Q. Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window?
A. He wanted to see time fly!
Q. Why did the children eat their homework?
A. Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a hole in one!
Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at the front door?
Q. Who in the solar system has the most loose change?
A. The moon, it keeps changing quarters.
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