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Q. Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?
A. Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
Q. How do you catch a rabbit?
A. Make a noise like a carrot.
Q. What seven letters did the robber say when he saw nothing in the safe?
A. "O I C U R M T!"
Q. What did the student say to the math worksheet?
A. I'm not a therapist, solve your own problems!
Q. Why do gorillas have broad fingers?
A. Because they have large nostrils.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
Q. What lies in a pram and wobbles?
A. A jelly baby!
Q. There are ten cats on a boat. One jumps off, how many are left?
A. None, they were all copy cats!
Q. What's the best place to grow flowers in school?
A. In kindergarden.
Q. I'm at the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space. I'm at the beginning of every end and the end of every place. What am I?
A. The letter E!
Q. What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
A. "I love BOO!"
Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!
Q. What book can you look in to find words that are not true?
A. The fiction-ary!
Q. Why didn't the mummy answer the phone?
A. He was all tied up!
Q. Where did the boat go when it was sick?
A. His dock.
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. "I've got a lot of problems."
Q. What animal should you not play cards with?
A. A Cheetah!
Q. What is white with black spots and goes, "Oo, oo, oo"?
A. A cow with no lips.
Q. What does the lion say to his friends before a hunt?
A. "Let us prey."
Q. Why did the baker go to jail?
A. Because he got caught beating the eggs.
Q. Why doesn't the sun go to college?
A. Because it has a million degrees!
Q. What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters?
Q. What did one coffin say to the other coffin?
A. "Is that you coughin'?"
Q. What's the best thing about elevator jokes?
A. They work on so many levels.
Q. What do you call a deaf dinosaur?
A. Anything you like, he can't hear you!
Q. What does the sun skate on?
Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.
Q. What did one leaf say to the other?
A. "See you next fall!!"
Q. What's a monkey's favorite snack?
A. Chocolate chimp cookies.
Q. What's a cat's favourite magazine?
A. A CAT-alogue.
Q. Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?
A. Counterfeit money.
Q. Do you want to hear a construction joke?
A. Sorry I'm still working on it!
Q. What bird can write?
Q. What starts with a P and ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
A. The Post Office!
Q. What happens when you throw a purple rock into a yellow stream?
A. It makes a splash.
Q. What do you call a cat that eats lemons?
A. A sourpuss.
Q. What bird is always sad?
A. A blue-bird.
Q. Where did the boy take his pet pig to?
A. The Ham-usement park!
Q. What has a ring but no finger?
A. A telephone!
Q. What is the quickest way to double your money?
A. Fold it in half!
Q. How did the teacher knit a suit of armor?
A. She used steel wool!
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. Here Comes The Sun!
Q. Why did the leopard refuse to take a bath?
A. It didn't want to come out spotless.
Q. Why don't ducks tell jokes when they are flying?
A. Because they just might quack up.
Q. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
A. To keep an eye on the mouse.
Q. Why don't farmers sew?
A. Because their needle is in a haystack.
Q. What did the creek say to the brook?
A. "Stop babbling!"
Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q. Why do you never ask a dinosaur to read you a story?
A. Because their tales are so long.
Q. What is black, white and red?
A. A panda with a rash!
Q. Which one is faster, hot or cold?
A. Hot. You can catch cold!
Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.
Q. Which country is the slipperiest?
Q. What did one wall say to the other wall?
A. "I'll meet you at the corner."
Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.
Q. What do you call a frog that parks in a tow away zone?
A. A TOAD away zone.
Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. BOOberry pie!
Q. What has a forest with no trees, lakes without water, roads with no cars and deserts with no sand?
A. A map!
Q. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
Q. What always runs, never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but doesn't sleep, has a mouth but never eats?
A. A river!
Q. What do you call an an ant sticking out of the ground?
A. A plANT!
Q. What has a never ending life cycle?
Q. Who invented King Arthur's round table?
A. Sir Cumference!
Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal?
A. Bone appetite!
Q. What can run, play and move around yet it cannot breath?
A. A CD or DVD!
Q. What pet does everybody have?
A. A carPET!
Q. Why did the cow pack his bags?
A. Because he was MOOving!
Q. What did the tornado ask the car?
A. "Wanna go for a spin?"
Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."
Q. What is a parrot's favorite food on the 4th of July?
A. Fire crackers!
Q. What do you get when you cross a magician with a camera?
A. Hocus Focus!
Q. What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a
four leaf clover?
A. A rash of good luck!
Q. Why did the bread cross the road?
A. To BUTTER the other side!
Q. There is a restaurant that is shaped like an oval. Inside there are waiters, a chef, a hostess, and a janitor. The restaurant opens and later that night the lights go off. Then when the lights turn on everyone except the staff is dead. So, the next day an investigator comes and asks people what they where doing that night. He asked the waiters what they were doing and they said, "Serving customers."
He asked the chef, and the chef said, "He was cooking."
Then he asked the janitor and he said he was sweeping in the corners.
Who killed everyone?
A. The janitor, because there are no corners in a circular restaurant!
Q. What did the sun say to the sheep and the cloud?
A. "Whoa, are y'all related?"
Q. How come my uncle does not brush his hair?
A. Because he is bald.
Q. How do you spell mousetrap with ONLY three letters?
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. What did the bread say to the knife?
A. "Don't try to butter me up."
Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!
Q. What goes around and around but never gets dizzy?
Q. What sort of animal is a slug?
A. A snail with housing problems!
Q. There was a train with passengers inside. Suddenly the train crashed, where would the survivors be buried?
A. No where, they are the survivors!
Q. What can fill up the the room but takes no space?
Q. How many letters are in the alphabet?
A. 11, T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Q. Why are ghosts always hungry?
A. Because the food goes right through them!
Q. What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
A. "Catch up!"
Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"
Q. Why didn't Noah do much fishing on the ark?
A. He only had two worms!
Q. Where is the best place to leave a dog when you go to a ball game?
A. In the barking lot.
Q. What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?
A. "Dill me in!"
Q. What's a frog's favorite year?
A. Leap year!
Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.
Q. What's the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
A. Getting lost.
Q. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
A. One is really heavy. The other is a little lighter.
Q. What can you serve but never eat?
A. A tennis ball!
Q. How do you stop a rhino from charging?
A. Take away its credit card.
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A. Jurassic Pork.
Q. Does a match box?
A. No, but a tin can!
Q. What grows if you feed it but dies if it drinks?
Q. Which mountain has never been climbed?
A. Mountain Dew!
Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!
Q. What is brown, has a tail and a head, but no legs?
A. A penny!
Q. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A. Pork Chop!
Q. Why don't football players get hot?
A. Because of all their fans!
Q. If you say it you break it. What is it?
Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.
Q. What did the 0 say to the 8?
A. "Nice belt."
Q. Where is the zombie's favorite room in the house?
A. The living room.
Q. What has 6 eyes but cannot see?
A. Three blind mice.
Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!
Q. What money do dogs and cats have?
A. Kitty cash and doggy dollars.
Q. What is a mouth that won't shut up?
A. A blabber mouth.
Q. How do you get 6 donkeys into a fire engine?
A. Two in the front, two in the back and two on the top going, "He-haw, he-haw!"
Q. What can you put in a barrel that makes it lighter?
Q. What animal is NOT allowed to play in games or contests?
A. Cheetahs (cheaters)
Q. Why did the boy study on an airplane?
A. He wanted to get a higher education.
Q. Why didn't the squirrel cross the telephone wire?
A. Because the line was busy.
Q. If a red house is made out of red brick, and a blue house is made of blue bricks what is a green house made of?
Q. Why is the ocean always grumpy?
A. You'd be grumpy too if you had crabs on your bottom!
Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q. Which day is mostly avoided by fish?
Q. Why was the woman so happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?
A. The box said 2-4 years!
Q. What is the fastest country in the world?
Q. What can you find in the middle of a tornado?
A. The letter N.
Q. What kind of doctor never works but is very popular around the world?
A. Dr. Pepper (the soda).
Q. Why is it against the law for a man living in Victoria to be buried in New South Wales?
A. Because he's still alive!
Q. What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Q. A tomato, a cabbage and a hose were in a race. The tomato was red and the cabbage was a vegetable. Who won?
A. The hose was running, the cabbage was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Q. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
Q. Why did the teacher draw on the window?
A. Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!
Q. What has four eyes but can't see?
Q. Take me out of the box, scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?
A. A match!
Q. There are 3 men on a boat. The boat tips over and only 2 men get their hair wet. How is that possible?
A. One is bald.
Q. What do you get with a kangoroo and a snake?
A. A jump rope.
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!
Q. Why don't they play cards in Africa?
A. There are too many Cheetahs!
Q. What is green and sings?
A. Elvis Parsley.
Q. What's new at the zoo?
A. A gnu!
Q. What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
A. Evaporated milk.
Q. What did the sick freight elevator say?
A. "I think I'm coming down with something."
Q. Why was the Egyptian confused?
A. Because someone told him his daddy was a mummy!
Q. Did you hear the joke about the egg that rolled in front of a truck?
A. Most people find they crack up!
Q. Do sharks like to act in movies?
A. Only if they get the big, juicy parts.
Q. Why was the ghost on the cheerleading squad?
A. It wanted to add a little team spirit.
Q. What did one NASCAR driver say to the other?
A. "Do you want to crash at my place tonight?"
Q. What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like?
Q. What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
Q. If you're Scottish when you go into the bathroom and you're Scottish when you go out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the toilet?
A. European (you are peeing).
Q. What's better than 24?
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