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Q. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A. A snailor.
Q. What did the fish say to the chip?
A. "We were made for each other."
Q. What do you take before every meal?
A. A seat!
Q. Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?
A. Counterfeit money.
Q. Why did the dog stay out of the sun?
A. So he wouldn't be a hotdog.
Q. What kind of animals do clocks have?
Q. What does the lion say to his friends before a hunt?
A. "Let us prey."
Q. Why are ghosts always hungry?
A. Because the food goes right through them!
Q. Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
A. To the reTAIL store.
Q. If chickens get up when the rooster crows, when do ducks get up?
A. At the quack of dawn!
Q. What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
A. Evaporated milk.
Q. What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?
A. "Time to get your booster shot!"
Q. There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
A. A watermelon!
Q. Why did the boy lock himself in the fridge?
A. To make himself look cooler.
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q. What has 6 legs, 4 eyes, 4 ears, 2 noses, 2 mouths and 2 heads?
A. A man sitting on a horse.
Q. What goes through towns and hills but never moves?
Q. Why was 10 afraid of 9?
A. Because 9 8 7!
Q. What language does a billboard speak?
A. Sign language.
Q. What kind of chickens lay golden eggs?
A. Golden Chicks!
Q. What starts with a P and ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
A. The Post Office!
Q. What did the sick freight elevator say?
A. "I think I'm coming down with something."
Q. How did the man build up his flea collar business?
A. He started from scratch.
Q. What has ears but can't hear?
A. A corn field!
Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.
Q. What question can a person ask all day long, getting a different answer each time, yet all the answers are correct?
A. What time is it?
Q. What did the candle say to the other candle?
A. "Are you going out tonight?"
Q. How much is the moon worth?
A. One dollar, because it has four quarters.
Q. What do you call a square that's been in an accident?
A. A WRECKtangle.
Q. What comes twice in a week, never in a month and once in a year?
A. The letter E.
Q. Why was the pencil crying?
A. Because he was POINTLESS!
Q. Why did the square and triangle go to the gym?
A. To stay in shape!
Q. If a red house is made out of red brick, and a blue house is made of blue bricks what is a green house made of?
Q. What's brown and blue and swings through the jungle?
A. A monkey wearing a denim jacket!
Q. Why did Peter Pan always fly and never stop?
A. Because he could never never land.
Q. What is green and white when it is up and red when it hits the ground?
A. A watermelon.
Q. Why did the silly electrician jump over the clock?
A. So he could get some overtime!
Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.
Q. What does Dracula say when he doesn't have good news?
A. "I have BAT news, everyone!"
Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.
Q. What happened to the shark when he ate too many keys?
A. He turned into the Lock-ness monster.
Q. What is green and sings?
A. Elvis Parsley.
Q. What's a cow's favourite drink?
Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!
Q. What did the frog order at the burger place?
A. French flies and a diet croak.
Q. What do you do when you see a spaceman?
A. Park in it!
Q. I am a rock group that has four members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assassinated. What group am I?
A. Mount Rushmore! Get it, rock group?
Q. Why is the ocean always grumpy?
A. You'd be grumpy too if you had crabs on your bottom!
Q. Why did the bank robber take a bath?
A. So he could make a clean getaway.
Q. Where do bees go after they are married?
A. On their HONEY-moon!
Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence.
Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.
Q. What do dogs have that other animal don't have?
Q. What is white on the outside, green on the inside and hops?
A. A frog sandwich.
Q. What did the lucky lollipop say to the unlucky lollipop?
A. "Bye-bye, sucker!"
Q. Why should you never play hide and seek with mountains?
A. Mountains always peek (peak).
Q. Which is the loudest vowel?
A. The letter I. It is always in the midst of noise
Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!
Q. One cow is talking to another cow and looks away for 10 seconds and the other cow is gone. Where is the other cow?
A. Over the moon!
Q. If a very small fish married a young dog, what would their baby be called?
A. A guppy puppy.
Q. Why don't football players get hot?
A. Because of all their fans!
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. CELL phones.
Q. What goes around and around but never gets dizzy?
Q. What does the pink panther do with his camera?
A. He takes PINKtures!
Q. What gets broken without being held?
A. A promise.
Q. Why was the woman so happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?
A. The box said 2-4 years!
Q. Why is getting up in the morning like a pig's tail?
A. It's twirly. (Too early)
Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!
Q. What goes up a chimney down, but doesn't go down a chimney up?
A. An umbrella.
Q. Why do people like vampires so much?
A. Because they are FANGtastic!
Q. What state can you drink?
Q. Why was Cinderella thrown off the football team?
A. Because she ran away from the ball!
Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No idea. (No eye deer)
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.
Q. What runs but never walks?
Q. Why didn't Batman and Robin go fishing?
A. Because Robin ate all the the worms.
Q. What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
A. The space bar!
Q. What do a duck and a tricycle have in common?
A. They both have a steering wheel, except for the duck.
Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.
Q. What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
Q. What rolls and jumps but never walks?
A. A soccer ball!
Q. What can you find in the middle of a tornado?
A. The letter N.
Q. What tools do you need for math?
Q. A bus driver was going down the road. He passed a stop sign without stopping, went on the left side of the road, and ran a red light, yet he didn't get fined. Why?
A. Because he wasn't driving a bus, he was walking!
Q. What seven letters did the robber say when he saw nothing in the safe?
A. "O I C U R M T!"
Q. Imagine you are in a boat. You were being circled by sharks. One shark is about to bite you. What should you do?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. Did you hear what happened down at the fish shop?
A. The fish got battered!
Q. Why did the man go off the cliff with his truck?
A. He wanted to test his air brakes.
Q. Which letter of the alphabet keeps us waiting?
A. Q. (queue)
Q. Where do you learn to make ice cream?
A. At Sundae School!
Q. What is a dog that sneezes?
Q. What dog loves to take a shower?
A. A shamPOODLE.
Q. Why is a snake lucky?
A. Because you can't pull its leg!
Q. What gets wetter as it dries?
A. A towel!
Q. When does 10 + 3 = 1?
A. On the clock.
Q. What disappears when you stand up?
A. Your lap!
Q. What do mice feel like when they come out of the shower?
A. Squeaky clean!
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Q. Where do fish keep their money?
A. In the riverbank.
Q. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew!
Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
Q. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the baseball game?
A. He wanted to tie up the score!
Q. What can you catch but never throw?
A. A cold.
Q. What can you call a math teacher?
A. A ruler.
Q. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A. "Bee-hive yourself!"
Q. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?
A. Nothing, they just waved!
Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!
Q. If you're on a plane and one of the engines breaks, how far will the other one take you?
A. All the way to the scene of the crash.
Q. What happens if Peter Pan punches you?
A. You Neverland!
Q. What is a cat's favorite color?
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
Q. What movie tells the tale of a pizza maker bitten by an arachnid?
A. Spi-dough Man.
Q. What has four legs, stands and is helpful to people?
A. A table!
Q. Mary was shot in the head. She managed to avoid being hospitalized and she's as healthy as can be. How can this be?
A. She had a modeling audition. So, they took her head shots.
Q. What do you call a deer that makes money?
A. A buck!
Q. How do you communicate with a fish?
A. Drop it a line.
Q. Which state has the smallest soft drinks?
Q. Why did the student bring scissors to class?
A. He wanted to cut class!
Q. What kind of running means walking
A. Running out of gas.
Q. There is a black house, grey house, red house, yellow house, green house and brown house. What colour house does President Obama live in?
A. The White House!
Q. What's black when you get it, red when you use it and white when you're finished?
Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!
Q. What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
Q. What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A. The teacher says, "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Choo-choo!"
Q. Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
A. Because he saw the salad dressing.
Q. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).
Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!
Q. What is black, white and red all over?
A. An embarassed zebra!
Q. Why did the farmer let his cows eat the tall grass?
A. Because it needed to get moooed! (Mowed)
Q. What word, if spelled right is wrong and spelled wrong is right?
Q. Mary's mum had three children. One was called April, the second was May. What was the name of the last one?
Q. Which letter comes once in a minute, twice in a millennium but never in thousand years?
A. The letter M.
Q. What did one cliff say to the other cliff?
A. "Don't try to bluff me."
Q. What did the happy slice of cheese say to the sad slice of cheese?
A. "Aw, it will be okay! Everything is GOUDA!"
Q. Why did the baker go to jail?
A. Because he got caught beating the eggs.
Q. What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
A. A runny bunny.
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. Which bet can't be won?
Q. What letter is a vegetable?
Q. What did the policeman say to his belly?
A. You are under a vest!
Q. There are 10 cats in a boat. One cat jumped out of the boat. How many cats were left?
A. None, they were all copycats.
Q. There was a train with passengers inside. Suddenly the train crashed, where would the survivors be buried?
A. No where, they are the survivors!
Q. What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?
A. "Dill me in!"
Q. What do ducks use for math?
A. A QUACK-ulator !
Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!
Q. What did one coffin say to the other coffin?
A. "Is that you coughin'?"
Q. Why was the elephant afraid of the computer store?
A. Because they sold the world's best mice.
Q. Why was the computer late to work?
A. He had a hard-drive.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
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