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Q. What has 6 legs, 4 eyes, 4 ears, 2 noses, 2 mouths and 2 heads?
A. A man sitting on a horse.
Q. Why did the bank robber take a bath?
A. So he could make a clean getaway.
Q. What did one leaf say to the other?
A. "See you next fall!!"
Q. What is green and hangs off trees?
A. Giraffe snot.
Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
Q. What is a flower between your nose and your chin?
A. Two lips. (Tulips)
Q. What did the policeman say to his belly?
A. You are under a vest!
Q. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
A. To keep an eye on the mouse.
Q. What has a thousand legs, a long neck but no head?
A. A broom.
Q. What did Cinderella say to the photographer?
A. "Someday my prints will come!"
Q. What can you find in the middle of a tornado?
A. The letter N.
Q. What letter is looking for causes?
Q. There was no moon and a black car with no headlights was driving on a black road. On the black road there was a black dog. The car avoided the dog. How is this possible?
A. It was daytime.
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
A. To get a spare rib .
Q. Why was the girl staring at the juice box?
A. Because it said: "Concentrate."
Q. What's the best thing about elevator jokes?
A. They work on so many levels.
Q. Which fish costs the most?
A. A gold fish!
Q. If you are running in a race and you just passed the guy in second place what place are you in?
A. You are in second place!
Q. What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A. A fur ball.
Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.
Q. Where does a 600 pound gorilla sit?
A. Anywhere he wants!
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
Q. Why did the dog stay out of the sun?
A. So he wouldn't be a hotdog.
Q. What is always blue (sad) but always smiles?
A. A smurf.
Q. What is a cow's favourite drink?
A. MOO Juice.
Q. Why was the elephant afraid of the computer store?
A. Because they sold the world's best mice.
Q. Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A. Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.
Q. What do birds get when they are ill?
Q. What do you use to fix a torn daisy?
A. A flower patch.
Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. If he flew over a bay he'd be called a bagel!
Q. What is red when you go and green when you stop?
A. A watermelon.
Q. What's an insect's favorite sport?
Q. What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Q. Why was Cinderella thrown off the football team?
A. Because she ran away from the ball!
Q. Why did the willow weep?
A. Because it saw the water fall (waterfall).
Q. What has four eyes but can't see?
Q. What do you call a flying jelly?
A. A jelly copter.
Q. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A. A snailor.
Q. What did the tree say to the light bulb?
A. "Hey! Just had a bright idea!"
Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.
Q. What does a polar bear use to keep his head warm?
A. A polar ice cap.
Q. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A. Open TOAD sandals.
Q. Why did the mattress go the doctor?
A. It had spring fever.
Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!
Q. What's black when you get it, red when you use it and white when you're finished?
Q. What did the iPhone say to the other iPhone?
A. "It is nice to text you."
Q. What did the tie say to the hat?
A. "You go on a head and I'll hang around here."
Q. What football team makes the most money?
A. The Buck-aneers.
Q. What two candies are the smartest?
A. Smarties and Nerds.
Q. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
Q. 30 people are in a room, no way in, no way out. Don't ask me how they got in. Someone counted and they got 34-heads. How is that possible?
A. 30 foreheads!
Q. A bus driver was going down the road. He passed a stop sign without stopping, went on the left side of the road, and ran a red light, yet he didn't get fined. Why?
A. Because he wasn't driving a bus, he was walking!
Q. What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters?
Q. There are 5 fish and 2 drown. How many are left?
A. Fish don't drown.
Q. Imagine you are in a boat. You were being circled by sharks. One shark is about to bite you. What should you do?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.
Q. There is a one story house and everything in it is blue. The walls are blue, the ceiling is blue and the floor is blue. What color are the stairs?
A. There are no stairs in a one story house!
Q. If you're on a plane and one of the engines breaks, how far will the other one take you?
A. All the way to the scene of the crash.
Q. The person who makes it sells it, the person who buys it never uses it, the person who is in it doesn't know it, what is it?
A. A coffin.
Q. What kind of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper?
A. Any dog, skyscrapers can't jump.
Q. Which state has the smallest soft drinks?
Q. What does the baby popcorn call his dad?
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!
Q. What did the dragon say after laying 50 eggs?
A. "I'm EGGShausted!"
Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
Q. What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A. A cloud!
Q. Why couldn't the eight year old get into the pirate movie?
A. Because it was rated ARRRR!
Q. Why did Goofy take a ladder to school?
A. Because he wanted to get to high school.
Q. What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
A. "Catch up!"
Q. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
A. To Pennsylvania.
Q. Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A. Because it's too far to walk!
Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!
Q. What insect is an arithmetic insect?
A. A mosquito! They add to misery, subtract from pleasure, divide the attention and multiply quickly!
Q. If you say it you break it. What is it?
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests!
Q. What did the baker give his wife for their anniversary?
Q. Can you name two things that have an eye buy can't see?
A. A needle and a hurricane!
Q. What has 3 feet but cannot walk?
A. A yardstick!
Q. Why did the Smartie go to school?
A. Because he wanted to be smarter.
Q. What did the shark say when he bumped into a whale?
A. "I didn't do it on porpoise!" (purpose)
Q. What devours everything and everything devours it?
Q. What is grey, has a tail and a trunk?
A. A mouse going on a vacation.
Q. Why was the Egyptian confused?
A. Because someone told him his daddy was a mummy!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.
Q. What rolls and jumps but never walks?
A. A soccer ball!
Q. Where does the word done come before start?
A. In the dictionary!
Q. What does not ask questions but must be answered?
A. A doorbell.
Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"
Q. What did the hat say to the scarf?
A. "You can hang around. I'll just go on a head!"
Q. Why is U the happiest letter?
A. Because it is in the middle of fun
Q. What has a never ending life cycle?
Q. What do you call a giant with carrots in his ears?
A. Anything you want, he can't hear you!
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
Q. Why did the cow eat the tight rope walker?
A. Because he wanted a balanced meal!
Q. What letter is a part of the head?
Q. What do eagles do when they coach a sports team?
A. They wing it.
Q. What do you call a bear with no ears?
Q. Where do you get draggin' milk?
A. From a cow with short legs.
Q. You take away whole and some still remains. What is it?
Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts.
Q. What is the most musical part of your body?
A. Your nose, you can blow it and pick it.
Q. What do eskimos call their cows?
Q. What does a frog eat with his hamburger?
A. French Flies!
Q. What did the banana say to the judge?
A. "I'm sure to win this case on a-peel!"
Q. What garden has the most vegetables?
A. Flash garden!
Q. What do you get when you cross a magician with a camera?
A. Hocus Focus!
Q. What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and cuts grass?
A. A lawn MEOW-er!
Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!
Q. Why did the bee get married?
A. Because she found her honey.
Q. Why did the orange get stuck up the on the mountain?
A. Because he ran out of juice.
Q. Why didn't Batman and Robin go fishing?
A. Because Robin ate all the the worms.
Q. What kind of bug goes Zzub Zzub?
A. A bumble bee flying backward!
Q. How many sides does a circle have?
A. Two, inside and out.
Q. Which animal is the oldest in the world?
A. The zebra because it's still black and white.
Q. What did the pig put on his rash?
Q. What has a forest with no trees, lakes without water, roads with no cars and deserts with no sand?
A. A map!
Q. Which day is mostly avoided by fish?
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
Q. Why did the nose feel sad?
A. Because he always got picked on!
Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.
Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion.
Q. What did the red sock say to the white sock?
A. "Let's play ball."
Q. Why does a giraffe eat so little?
A. Because they can make a little go a long way.
Q. What is white, black and red all over?
A. An embarrassed penguin.
Q. Why did the millionaire refuse to move to Alaska?
A. He didn't want to freeze his assets.
Q. Why did the girl take a ladder to school?
A. Because she thought it was a high school.
Q. What do you call a polar bear in the desert?
Q. What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A. "You crack me up!"
Q. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A. A pouch potato.
Q. What tools do you need for math?
Q. How many letters are in envelope?
Q. What do dogs have that other animal don't have?
Q. What do you do when your fish is off?
A. You tune it up!
Q. What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A. The teacher says, "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Choo-choo!"
Q. What is brown, has a tail and a head, but no legs?
A. A penny!
Q. What did the creek say to the brook?
A. "Stop babbling!"
Q. Did you hear about the man who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
A. He kept popping out of bed all night!
Q. What is a mouth that won't shut up?
A. A blabber mouth.
Q. Did you hear about the skeleton and his girlfriend?
A. They broke up and he was shattered!
Q. What do you do with dead elements?
Q. What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A. A head banger.
Q. What room can't ghosts go in?
A. The LIVING room!
Q. What fish can help you build a house?
A. A hammerhead shark.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because he was tired of living beside KFC!
Q. If I did this equation, 23x45+27x99= What answer would I get?
A. A very big number!
Q. What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
A. "I never sausage a place"
Q. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A. I don't know and I don't care.
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