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Q. Why was the cumputer cold at night?
A. It forgot to close its windows.
Q. What does not ask questions but must be answered?
A. A doorbell.
Q. What is a flower between your nose and your chin?
A. Two lips. (Tulips)
Q. What tree do fingers grow off of?
A. A palm tree!
Q. Why did Goofy take a ladder to school?
A. Because he wanted to get to high school.
Q. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?
A. He had no body to dance with!
Q. What game do tornados play?
Q. What do you get if you cross some bubble bath and a famous detective?
A. Sherlock Foams.
Q. What time does a duck wake up?
A. At the QUACK of dawn.
Q. What can run, play and move around yet it cannot breath?
A. A CD or DVD!
Q. A women shot her husband, put him under water for 5 minutes, and then hung him. Later, they went out to dinner. How did he survive, and then go out to dinner?
A. She was a photographer!
Q. What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
A. A chew-chew train.
Q. What has two heads, one tail and six legs?
A. A man on a horse.
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. What gets wetter as it dries?
A. A towel!
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a camel?
A. A lumpy milkshake!
Q. Why was the dog sitting next to the fire?
A. He was a hotdog!
Q. How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat of your car?
A. Have him sit in front with you.
Q. What did the joey say to the turtle?
A. "I can take my home with me too."
Q. What did the pitcher say when eggs, bacon and pancakes were playing baseball?
A. "Butter up."
Q. What do you get when you cross a skeleton with a genie?
A. A wish bone!
Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."
Q. What can you throw but not catch?
A. A fit!
Q. There are two dads and two sons that went fishing. Everyone caught a fish, but only three fish were caught. How is this possible?
A. There was a grandfather, a dad and a son.
Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.
Q. Why did the children eat their homework?
A. Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Q. What country has the most church bells?
Q. What do a duck and a tricycle have in common?
A. They both have a steering wheel, except for the duck.
Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch-dog.
Q. How many letters are in the alphabet?
A. 11, T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Q. Which wolf got lost in the woods?
A. The WHEREwolf.
Q. What did the cab driver wear to the ball?
A. A TAXIdo!
Q. Where won't you find a dog shopping?
A. At the flea market!
Q. What day has day in it but isn't Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, or Saturday?
Q. How do you attach a duck to the wall?
A. With Duck tape!
Q. What do fish take to stay alive?
A. Vitamin sea.
Q. What rolls and jumps but never walks?
A. A soccer ball!
Q. What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?
A. A synonym roll.
Q. What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A. Rubber band because it stretches!
Q. What is as light as a feather but not even the strongest man in the world can hold it for more than a few minutes?
Q. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A. I don't know and I don't care.
Q. Where do ghosts buy their food?
A. At the GHOSTery Store.
Q. Why are ghosts always hungry?
A. Because the food goes right through them!
Q. Say milk five times really fast. Now, what do cows drink?
Q. What did the sick freight elevator say?
A. "I think I'm coming down with something."
Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!
Q. What can't you eat at dinner?
A. Breakfast and lunch!
Q. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A. A pouch potato.
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests!
Q. You're stuck in a cement box, all you have is a mirror and a table, how do you get out?
A. You take the mirror, you see what you saw, grab the saw, cut the table in half, one half plus one half equals one whole, you take the hole put it in the wall and walk out.
Q. What bird is always sad?
A. A blue-bird.
Q. Why can't you do a math test in the jungle?
A. There are too many cheetahs!
Q. What's brown and blue and swings through the jungle?
A. A monkey wearing a denim jacket!
Q. What did the cat need when it was having trouble seeing?
A. A PURRscription!
Q. Why did the newspaper blush?
A. Because he saw the comic strip.
Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
Q. What is the world's largest beverage?
A. MinneSODA. (Minnesota)
Q. What can you serve but never eat?
A. A tennis ball!
Q. How do you communicate with a fish?
A. Drop it a line.
Q. What's tasty but dangerous?
A. A mouse trap.
Q. What is the only question you can never answer honestly with a yes?
A. "Are you asleep?"
Q. What is the end of everything?
A. The letter G.
Q. What has 6 eyes but cannot see?
A. Three blind mice.
Q. Why did the dog stay out of the sun?
A. So he wouldn't be a hotdog.
Q. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the baseball game?
A. He wanted to tie up the score!
Q. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the ark with him?
A. None, it was Noah's ark.
Q. Why did the cookie cry?
A. Because his mother was a wafer too long!
Q. What do birds get when they are ill?
Q. Why didn't the Dallas Cowboys want to beat the Denver Broncos in a game?
A. Because they needed a ride home!
Q. How do you stop a rhino from charging?
A. Take away its credit card.
Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.
Q. The more you take of these, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Q. What is white with black spots and goes, "Oo, oo, oo"?
A. A cow with no lips.
Q. What has ears but can't hear?
A. A corn field!
Q. Four men are in a boat and fall in the water. Not a single man gets wet. How is this possible?
A. All of them were married!
Q. What's new at the zoo?
A. A gnu!
Q. Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
A. Because Noah sat on the deck!
Q. How do you spell mousetrap with ONLY three letters?
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. The butcher was on the other side.
Q. Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window?
A. He wanted to see time fly!
Q. What do miners put on their face at night?
A. Coal cream.
Q. What four letters frighten a thief?
A. O I C U!
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A. Jurassic Pork.
Q. Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon?
A. Because it was full.
Q. Why did the oak tree have to eat his ice cream in a dish?
A. The pine tree wouldn't give him a cone!
Q. Where do horses go when they are sick?
Q. What do you call a football team with pigs?
A. Queens Pork Rangers.
Q. What letter is an exclamation?
Q. Why were the pirates so good at singing?
A. They were working on the high Cs.
Q. What do cows like to put on their sandwiches?
Q. Where do you get draggin' milk?
A. From a cow with short legs.
Q. Why was the broom late for school?
A. He over swept.
Q. What do you call a person who studies happy parrots?
A. A jollypollyoligist!
Q. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew!
Q. What did the iPhone say to the other iPhone?
A. "It is nice to text you."
Q. What do you call an ant who studies accounts?
A. An accountANT.
Q. What do you take before every meal?
A. A seat!
Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?
A. An egg.
Q. What did the picture say to the other picture?
A. "How long have you been hanging around here?"
Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.
Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
Q. How can you tell which end is the head of a worm?
A. Tickle the middle and see where it laughs!
Q. Why is getting up in the morning like a pig's tail?
A. It's twirly. (Too early)
Q. What does the lion say to his friends before a hunt?
A. "Let us prey."
Q. What did the duck put in its soup?
Q. Why did the orange lose the race?
A. Because it ran out of juice.
Q. Where did the hamburgers go?
A. To the Meat Ball!
Q. What do dogs and trees have in common?
Q. What kind of car does Humpty Dumpty drive?
A. A Yolks Wagon!
Q. What stands in the middle of an ocean?
A. The letter E!
Q. It is greater than God and more evil than devil. The poor have it. The rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.
Q. What is the easiest way to be on TV?
A. Sit on it!
Q. What did the flower say to the bike?
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mouse.
Q. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A. "You're way too young to smoke."
Q. What kind of flower lives between your mouth and your chin?
Q. Can you name two things that have an eye buy can't see?
A. A needle and a hurricane!
Q. Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A. Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
Q. What did the candle say to the other candle?
A. "Are you going out tonight?"
Q. What can you break without touching it?
A. Someone's heart.
Q. What starts and ends with an O and has hi in the middle?
Q. What do get when you cross one principal with another principal?
A. I wouldn't do it, principals don't like to be crossed!
Q. How do you keep someone in suspense?
A. I'll tell you tomorrow.
Q. Why do cows wear bells?
A. Because their horns don't work!
Q. What did the banana say to the judge?
A. "I'm sure to win this case on a-peel!"
Q. If a man was born in Spain, raised in Russia, grew old in Greece and died in America, what is he?
Q. How do you catch a rabbit?
A. Make a noise like a carrot.
Q. What do dogs have that other animal don't have?
Q. Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
A. Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall down!
Q. What has four wheels and flies?
A. Garbage truck!
Q. What does a frog eat with his hamburger?
A. French Flies!
Q. What has a tongue but can't talk?
A. A shoe!
Q. What did the cross eyed teacher say to the principal?
A. "I can't control my pupils!"
Q. What kind of monkey can fly?
A. A hot air BABOON!
Q. Why is there no air in space?
A. Because the Milky Way would go bad.
Q. Why did the rancher name his ranch "Peanut Butter"?
A. It was a great spread.
Q. A duck, a cat and a cow went out to dinner, who had to pay?
A. The duck. He was the only one with a bill.
Q. What is Barbie's favorite state?
Q. What goes up when the rain comes down?
A. An umbrella!
Q. Imagine you are in a metal box. There is no way of getting out. You have no tools or food. How do you get out and survive?
A. You stop imagining!
Q. What did the vampire say to his wife?
A. "Your neck looks slimmer."
Q. What happens when an Egyptian prince's daddy dies?
A. His daddy becomes a mummy.
Q. What did the baseball say to the cake batter?
A. "Batter up."
Q. Why is the letter T like an island?
A. Because it is in the middle of waTer.
Q. If a red house is made out of red brick, and a blue house is made of blue bricks what is a green house made of?
Q. What comes twice in a week, never in a month and once in a year?
A. The letter E.
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the possums how it's done.
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