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Q. Why did the coach go to the bank?
A. To get his quarterback.
Q. What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for school?
Q. Can February March?
A. No, but April May.
Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!
Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
A. It's not right.
Q. What is the best way to catch a squirrel?
A. Act like a nut.
Q. What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
A. Glass flippers.
Q. Why did the farmer let his cows eat the tall grass?
A. Because it needed to get moooed! (Mowed)
Q. Why did the gum cross the road?
A. It was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q. There is a restaurant that is shaped like an oval. Inside there are waiters, a chef, a hostess, and a janitor. The restaurant opens and later that night the lights go off. Then when the lights turn on everyone except the staff is dead. So, the next day an investigator comes and asks people what they where doing that night. He asked the waiters what they were doing and they said, "Serving customers."
He asked the chef, and the chef said, "He was cooking."
Then he asked the janitor and he said he was sweeping in the corners.
Who killed everyone?
A. The janitor, because there are no corners in a circular restaurant!
Q. If chickens get up when the rooster crows, when do ducks get up?
A. At the quack of dawn!
Q. What has 6 legs, 4 eyes, 4 ears, 2 noses, 2 mouths and 2 heads?
A. A man sitting on a horse.
Q. Why is Cinderella a bad football player?
A. Because she has a pumpkin as a coach!
Q. Why do people like vampires so much?
A. Because they are FANGtastic!
Q. As I get older, I become shorter. What am I?
A. A pencil!
Q. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A. Pork Chop!
Q. What is Barbie's favorite state?
Q. What is a shark's favourite food?
A. Fish and ships.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.
Q. What vegetable has eyes but can't see?
A. A potato.
Q. What did the hat say to the scarf?
A. "You can hang around. I'll just go on a head!"
Q. What kind of bird uses ink to write?
A. A PEN-guin!
Q. What cat likes living in water?
A. An octoPUSS!
Q. What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together?
A. They had a class trip!
Q. What do you call a polar bear in the desert?
Q. What is the fastest country in the world?
Q. What is the radius of a pumpkin?
Q. What do eagles do when they coach a sports team?
A. They wing it.
Q. What has words but never speaks?
A. A book.
Q. How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
A. Poker face!
Q. How do you make varnish disappear?
A. Take away the R!
Q. Why is a snake lucky?
A. Because you can't pull its leg!
Q. If there was a spelling test, which animal would win?
A. The bee!
Q. What is a 3 letter word that gets bigger when you add 3 letters?
Q. What's a frog's favorite year?
A. Leap year!
Q. What kind of chickens lay golden eggs?
A. Golden Chicks!
Q. What book can you look in to find words that are not true?
A. The fiction-ary!
Q. What school do planets and stars go to to study?
Q. What did the cannibal say after he ate a clown?
A. "That tasted funny!"
Q. What has two heads, one tail and six legs?
A. A man on a horse.
Q. What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you berry much."
Q. How many sides does a circle have?
A. Two, inside and out.
Q. What is coming but never arrives?
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
Q. Who does Frankenstein invite to his party?
A. Anyone he can gobble up!
Q. What does a French cow say?
A. "Moo Lala!"
Q. What kind of bats swing upside down?
Q. How do you make a sausage roll?
A. Push it down the hill!
Q. Why did the snake get a detention?
A. Because he was HISSpering!
Q. What did the iPhone say to the other iPhone?
A. "It is nice to text you."
Q. Why do gorillas have broad fingers?
A. Because they have large nostrils.
Q. What did the paint give the wall on their first anniversary?
A. A new coat.
Q. What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
A. "We make a good match!"
Q. Why was the pencil crying?
A. Because he was POINTLESS!
Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.
Q. Why did the millionaire refuse to move to Alaska?
A. He didn't want to freeze his assets.
Q. Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?
A. A sock hop.
Q. What is grey, has a tail and a trunk?
A. A mouse going on a vacation.
Q. Think of the person who lives in disguise, who deals in secrets and tells nothing but lies.
Next tell me what's always last to mend the middle of middle and end of the end.
And finally give me the sound often heard during the search for a hard to find word.
Now string them all together and answer me this:
What creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
A. A spider.
Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
Q. What does a wolf say on Halloween?
A. "Happy HOWLoween!"
Q. How did the cow get through the crowd?
A. He shouted MOOve!
Q. What question can a person ask all day long, getting a different answer each time, yet all the answers are correct?
A. What time is it?
Q. Why didn't the bunny hop?
A. No bunny knows.
Q. Why did the pencil cross the road first?
A. He was the LEADer!
Q. What do you call a shark that swallowed a bunch of keys?
Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.
Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"
Q. What does the lion say to his friends before a hunt?
A. "Let us prey."
Q. What do you call a dentist in the army?
A. A drill sergeant.
Q. What did the bread say to the knife?
A. "Don't try to butter me up."
Q. Why don't ducks get letters?
A. Because they already have bills!
Q. What relatives are dependent on U?
A. Aunt, uncle, cousin. They all need U.
Q. Why is England the wettest country?
A. Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Q. If the red house is in the left and the blue house is on the right, where is the white house ?
A. Washington DC.
Q. What do you call an overweight E.T.?
A. Extra Cholesterol!
Q. The peak on my house is going east and west and slopes North and South. A rooster is on the peak and lays an egg, which way did the egg roll?
A. Roosters don't lay eggs
Q. What sort of animal is a slug?
A. A snail with housing problems!
Q. What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?
Q. What can run, play and move around yet it cannot breath?
A. A CD or DVD!
Q. What starts with T, ends with T, and is filled with T?
A. A teapot!
Q. What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
Q. What do you take before every meal?
A. A seat!
Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7 8 9!
Q. What do people have in common with a math book?
A. We've all got a lot of problems!
Q. What is brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
Q. Why did the dog stay out of the sun?
A. So he wouldn't be a hotdog.
Q. What pet does everybody have?
A. A carPET!
Q. What can you call a math teacher?
A. A ruler.
Q. Q. Rail road crossing, watch out for the cars, can you spell that with out any Rs?
Q. Ike went through the town casuing havoc and he was on the news and in the newspaper. What is Ike?
A. A hurricane!
Q. If you have a referee in football and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Q. Did you hear about the man who got his left arm cut off?
A. He's all right now.
Q. What does a toad say when it sees something great?
A. "TOADaly Awesome!"
Q. What do you call fish with no eyes?
Q. What happens when you throw a purple rock into a yellow stream?
A. It makes a splash.
Q. What did the frog order at the burger place?
A. French flies and a diet croak.
Q. What can you throw but not catch?
A. A fit!
Q. What has a forest with no trees, lakes without water, roads with no cars and deserts with no sand?
A. A map!
Q. The person who makes it sells it, the person who buys it never uses it, the person who is in it doesn't know it, what is it?
A. A coffin.
Q. Why didn't the police catch the banana?
A. Because it split!
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Q. What is the easiest way to be on TV?
A. Sit on it!
Q. Why is the letter T like an island?
A. Because it is in the middle of waTer.
Q. What is the hardest thing to hold that even the strongest person in the world has difficulty with?
A. Your breath.
Q. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A. Because her students were bright!
Q. Which month has 28 days?
A. All of them, of course!
Q. What time does a duck wake up?
A. At the QUACK of dawn.
Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.
Q. When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
A. When it is read!
Q. What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters?
Q. What did the cab driver wear to the ball?
A. A TAXIdo!
Q. There are 3 men on a boat. The boat tips over and only 2 men get their hair wet. How is that possible?
A. One is bald.
Q. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Q. What animal never tells the truth?
A. A lion.
Q. Which mountain has never been climbed?
A. Mountain Dew!
Q. What rolls and jumps but never walks?
A. A soccer ball!
Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)
Q. What do you call someone with 4 eyes, 3 noses, 6 arms, 4 legs and 8 ears?
Q. Where can you always find happiness?
A. In a dictionary!
Q. What has a tongue but can't talk?
A. A shoe!
Q. What did the duck say to the clerk?
A. "Put it on my bill."
Q. What did one coffin say to the other coffin?
A. "Is that you coughin'?"
Q. Why did the cow want some cheese?
A. Because it's MOOlicious!
Q. What does Frankenstein's wife wear on her face to keep it smooth?
Q. Why did the students study in the aeroplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.
Q. Why did the orange get stuck up the on the mountain?
A. Because he ran out of juice.
Q. Why is it against the law for a man living in Victoria to be buried in New South Wales?
A. Because he's still alive!
Q. What did the bully have for lunch?
A. He had a knuckle sandwich!
Q. What do you call a cat that eats lemons?
A. A sourpuss.
Q. I have 7 children half of them are boys, what is the other half?
A. They were all boys.
Q. Why was the ghost on the cheerleading squad?
A. It wanted to add a little team spirit.
Q. What time do you go to the dentist?
A. Tooth hurty!
Q. What animal sleeps with its shoes on?
A. A horse.
Q. Which letter of the alphabet keeps us waiting?
A. Q. (queue)
Q. What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Q. What does a cow grow on its face?
A. A MOOstache.
Q. What do fish take to stay alive?
A. Vitamin sea.
Q. Why are rivers so rich?
A. Because they have 2 banks.
Q. What do you get if you cross some bubble bath and a famous detective?
A. Sherlock Foams.
Q. Which is the loudest vowel?
A. The letter I. It is always in the midst of noise
Q. What happened to the frog's car when it got stuck?
A. It had to get TOAD away.
Q. Who invented King Arthur's round table?
A. Sir Cumference!
Q. There was no moon and a black car with no headlights was driving on a black road. On the black road there was a black dog. The car avoided the dog. How is this possible?
A. It was daytime.
Q. Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to see his flat mate!
Q. What animal should you not play cards with?
A. A Cheetah!
Q. Why was the dog sitting next to the fire?
A. He was a hotdog!
Q. Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
A. Because they are always stuffed.
Q. Why do you never ask a dinosaur to read you a story?
A. Because their tales are so long.
Q. What does a cloud wear under it's raincoat?
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