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Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!
Q. Why is the ice rink so cold?
A. There are a lot of fans there.
Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!
Q. What is always blue (sad) but always smiles?
A. A smurf.
Q. Why do you never ask a dinosaur to read you a story?
A. Because their tales are so long.
Q. What has lots of teeth but can't chew a thing?
A. A comb!
Q. There was a man who walked into a bar and asked if he could have a glass of water but the bartender pointed a gun at him and the man who asked for water said thank you and left. Why did he say thank you?
A. Because the man had the hiccups.
Q. What animal is NOT allowed to play in games or contests?
A. Cheetahs (cheaters)
Q. What letter is a drink?
Q. How do you stop a rhino from charging?
A. Take away its credit card.
Q. How do you start a teddy bear race?
A. Ready, teddy, go!
Q. What goes up and down but never moves?
A. The stairs!
Q. Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
A. Because their feet stink.
Q. What is white on the outside, green on the inside and hops?
A. A frog sandwich.
Q. How do you wrap a cloud?
A. With a rainbow.
Q. What runs but never walks?
Q. What goes up a chimney down, but doesn't go down a chimney up?
A. An umbrella.
Q. What can you call a math teacher?
A. A ruler.
Q. What is an army man's favorite month?
Q. What do you get when you cross a monkey and a pansy?
A. A chimpansy.
Q. What did the fish say to the chip?
A. "We were made for each other."
Q. Why did the picture go to jail?
A. He got framed.
Q. What do you call a bear with no ears?
Q. Which restaurants are good at math?
Q. Where do horses go when they are sick?
Q. What is black, white and red?
A. A panda with a rash!
Q. What does a bird say on Halloween?
A. Twick or tweet!
Q. Ike went through the town casuing havoc and he was on the news and in the newspaper. What is Ike?
A. A hurricane!
Q. Where do sheep get their hair cut?
A. At the bah bah shop.
Q. What do you call a football player whose helmet is too tight?
A. Call him anthing you want, he can't hear you!
Q. What type of queue do dolls like best?
A. A BBQ.
Q. What do you call an angry polar bear?
A. Nothing, just run.
Q. There are two dads and two sons that went fishing. Everyone caught a fish, but only three fish were caught. How is this possible?
A. There was a grandfather, a dad and a son.
Q. What way are the letter A and noon alike?
A. Both of them are in the middle of the day.
Q. What disappears when you turn the light on?
A. The dark!
Q. What does Frankenstein's wife wear on her face to keep it smooth?
Q. What is a dentist's favourite game?
A. Tooth or Dare!
Q. Why were the pirates so good at singing?
A. They were working on the high Cs.
Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.
Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.
Q. Why is the White House spotless?
A. Because it lives in WASHington!
Q. What do you get when you cross a star and a gun?
A. A shooting star!
Q. What goes up when the rain comes down?
A. An umbrella!
Q. Three ladies are under a small umbrella. None of them got wet. How did they do it?
A. It wasn't raining!
Q. What is Barbie's favorite state?
Q. What makes songs but never sings?
Q. Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?
A. A sock hop.
Q. What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A. A cloud!
Q. What's the difference between a dirty dime and a clean nickel?
A. 5 cents.
Q. Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to see his flat mate!
Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. BOOberry pie!
Q. What has 6 eyes but cannot see?
A. Three blind mice.
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests!
Q. What letter is a vegetable?
Q. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A. A woolly jumper!
Q. Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
A. Because the batteries were dead.
Q. What's the best place to grow flowers in school?
A. In kindergarden.
Q. Sam, Lula, Mike, and Kayla all live in a house. Mike and Kayla went out to the movies and when they got back Lula was on the floor dead in a pile of broken glass and water. Sam was on the couch sleeping and didn't know what happened. How did Lula die?
A. Sam is a dog and Lula is a fish. Sam pushed over the fish bowl.
Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A BULL-dozer.
Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
Q. What did Sergeant Peanut Butter shout to his jelly police officers?
A. "Spread out, men!"
Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7 8 9!
Q. Does a match box?
A. No, but a tin can!
Q. Why did the leopard refuse to take a bath?
A. It didn't want to come out spotless.
Q. What do you call a dark colored horse that really scares you?
A. A nightMARE!
Q. What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A. A milkshake!
Q. What is Santa's favorite snack?
A. Ho, hos!
Q. Why did the mattress go the doctor?
A. It had spring fever.
Q. What starts and ends with an O and has hi in the middle?
Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.
Q. What book can you look in to find words that are not true?
A. The fiction-ary!
Q. Why was the ghost on the cheerleading squad?
A. It wanted to add a little team spirit.
Q. What did the hat say to the scarf?
A. "You can hang around. I'll just go on a head!"
Q. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A. A dino-snore!
Q. What is the cat's favorite button on the remote?
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. A zebra with the chicken pox.
Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!
Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a hole in one!
Q. What smells like red paint but is blue?
A. Blue paint.
Q. Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?
Q. What has words but never speaks?
A. A book.
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!
Q. What kind of teacher passes gas?
A. A tutor!
Q. Did you hear the joke about the egg that rolled in front of a truck?
A. Most people find they crack up!
Q. What did the toilet say when he was playing cards?
Q. Imagine you are in a metal box. There is no way of getting out. You have no tools or food. How do you get out and survive?
A. You stop imagining!
Q. What animal sleeps with its shoes on?
A. A horse.
Q. What has two heads, one tail and six legs?
A. A man on a horse.
Q. What did the broken clock say?
A. "Will someone give me hand?"
Q. What is big, brown, black, hairy, has 5 eyes, sharp teeth and big claws, and eats human flesh?
A. I don't know either, but if you see one, you better run!
Q. Where is the best place to leave a dog when you go to a ball game?
A. In the barking lot.
Q. What is the laziest mountain in the world?
A. Mount Ever-rest!
Q. What makes seven even?
A. Taking the S away!
Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.
Q. What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
Q. What begins and ends with e but only has one letter?
A. An envelope.
Q. What do you call a cat that eats lemons?
A. A sourpuss.
Q. What do you call an overweight E.T.?
A. Extra Cholesterol!
Q. Which letter of the alphabet keeps us waiting?
A. Q. (queue)
Q. Why did the girl jump up and down before taking her medicine?
A. Because the label said: Shake well before using!
Q. What goes up but does not go down?
A. Your age!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the possums how it's done.
Q. Why do teachers give you homework?
A. Just to annoy you.
Q. What does Dracula say when he doesn't have good news?
A. "I have BAT news, everyone!"
Q. Why is England the wettest country?
A. Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Q. How do you catch a school of fish?
A. With a bookworm.
Q. Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A. Better not tell you, it might spread!
Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!
Q. How do you get 6 donkeys into a fire engine?
A. Two in the front, two in the back and two on the top going, "He-haw, he-haw!"
Q. What kind of chickens lay golden eggs?
A. Golden Chicks!
Q. What do you call a train full of toffee?
A. A chew-chew train!
Q. Which is the best month for a parade?
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. Here Comes The Sun!
Q. What is a TV's favorite thing to do at the the beach?
A. Channel surf.
Q. What do cheerleaders drink?
A. Root beer.
Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch-dog.
Q. There are ten cats on a boat. One jumps off, how many are left?
A. None, they were all copy cats!
Q. What do you call a cow who learns how to belly dance?
A. A milkshake!
Q. Why was the coach mad?
A. Because he wanted his quarterback.
Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A. Poker Face!
Q. What's brown and blue and swings through the jungle?
A. A monkey wearing a denim jacket!
Q. What do you call a person who operates an armored car?
A. A safe driver.
Q. What does a cow grow on its face?
A. A MOOstache.
Q. Why didn't the squirrel cross the telephone wire?
A. Because the line was busy.
Q. Why are ghosts always hungry?
A. Because the food goes right through them!
Q. Which animal is the oldest in the world?
A. The zebra because it's still black and white.
Q. What stands in the middle of an ocean?
A. The letter E!
Q. Why did the doofus climb the glass wall?
A. So he could see what was on the other side.
Q. What do dogs and trees have in common?
Q. What does the sun skate on?
Q. What money do dogs and cats have?
A. Kitty cash and doggy dollars.
Q. What has ears but can't hear?
A. A corn field!
Q. What has 6 legs, 4 eyes, 4 ears, 2 noses, 2 mouths and 2 heads?
A. A man sitting on a horse.
Q. What did the sick freight elevator say?
A. "I think I'm coming down with something."
Q. Why was the dog sitting next to the fire?
A. He was a hotdog!
Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"
Q. What did the bread say to the knife?
A. "Don't try to butter me up."
Q. What lies in a pram and wobbles?
A. A jelly baby!
Q. Which letter of the alphabet has the most people in it?
A. Q (queue).
Q. What has a thousand legs, a long neck but no head?
A. A broom.
Q. Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. Where do bees go after they are married?
A. On their HONEY-moon!
Q. What has a never ending life cycle?
Q. What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Q. Why should you never play hide and seek with mountains?
A. Mountains always peek (peak).
Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.
Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
Q. Why did the bee feel cold?
A. Because it is in the middle of A and C.
Q. What is a 3 letter word that gets bigger when you add 3 letters?
Q. What did the flower say to the bike?
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