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Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!
Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was getting tired of just standing there!
Q. Why don't penguins live in Britain?
A. Because they're scared of Wales!
Q. 30 people are in a room, no way in, no way out. Don't ask me how they got in. Someone counted and they got 34-heads. How is that possible?
A. 30 foreheads!
Q. What did the crocodile say to the waiter in the cafe?
A. I want bacon, eggs, and toast and make it SNAPPY!
Q. What do dogs and trees have in common?
Q. What is Barbie's favorite state?
Q. What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
A. Evaporated milk.
Q. It is greater than God and more evil than devil. The poor have it. The rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?
Q. What runs around a house but never moves?
A. A fence.
Q. What is the best way to see a flying saucer?
A. Trip a waiter.
Q. What do T-shirts love to play?
Q. Why do mathematicians like airlines?
A. They use Pi-lots.
Q. What do you get when you cross a hammock and a dog?
A. A rocker spaniel.
Q. What do you call a flying jelly?
A. A jelly copter.
Q. Which letter comes once in a minute, twice in a millennium but never in thousand years?
A. The letter M.
Q. Why don't ducks tell jokes when they are flying?
A. Because they just might quack up.
Q. Why did the bank robber take a bath?
A. So he could make a clean getaway.
Q. What is a cat's favorite color?
Q. What do you call an overweight E.T.?
A. Extra Cholesterol!
Q. What call for help, when written in capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?
Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.
Q. What gets wetter as it dries?
A. A towel!
Q. What type of queue do dolls like best?
A. A BBQ.
Q. Did you hear about the skeleton and his girlfriend?
A. They broke up and he was shattered!
Q. What can fill up the the room but takes no space?
Q. What did one cliff say to the other cliff?
A. "Don't try to bluff me."
Q. What's the best thing about elevator jokes?
A. They work on so many levels.
Q. Where do trees store their valuables?
A. In their trunk!
Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at the front door?
Q. How did Burger King propose to his girlfriend?
A. With an onion ring.
Q. What is the best way to catch a squirrel?
A. Act like a nut.
Q. What is the capital of Greece?
Q. What cheese is not yours?
A. Nacho Cheese.
Q. What begins and ends with e but only has one letter?
A. An envelope.
Q. What's black and white and red all over?
A. A sunburned zebra!
Q. What did the sick freight elevator say?
A. "I think I'm coming down with something."
Q. Why did the horse cross the road?
A. To get to the other NEIGH-bourhood.
Q. Why is England the wettest country?
A. Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Q. What is green and hangs off trees?
A. Giraffe snot.
Q. If you're on a plane and one of the engines breaks, how far will the other one take you?
A. All the way to the scene of the crash.
Q. If you know me you will want to share me, but if you share me I will be gone. What am I?
A. A secret.
Q. Why did the strawberry cross the road?
A. Because his mom was in a jam!
Q. What are the strongest animals in the ocean?
Q. What makes seven even?
A. Taking the S away!
Q. If a red house is made out of red brick, and a blue house is made of blue bricks what is a green house made of?
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs!
Q. What do you say in the evening to a soldier in shining armor?
A. Night, night, Knight.
Q. Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?
A. Because she had the perfect pitch.
Q. Why did the oak tree have to eat his ice cream in a dish?
A. The pine tree wouldn't give him a cone!
Q. What object is king of the classroom?
A. The ruler!
Q. What did one leaf say to the other?
A. "See you next fall!!"
Q. Why don't farmers sew?
A. Because their needle is in a haystack.
Q. Where do you learn to make ice cream?
A. At Sundae School!
Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!
Q. What has a forest with no trees, lakes without water, roads with no cars and deserts with no sand?
A. A map!
Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"
Q. Why did the TV go out with the heater?
A. Because he thought she was hot!
Q. What is green, small and round and goes up and down?
A. A pea in a lift.
Q. What kind of murderer has fibre?
A. A cereal killer.
Q. What is white with black spots and goes, "Oo, oo, oo"?
A. A cow with no lips.
Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. BOOberry pie!
Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
Q. What is Santa's favorite snack?
A. Ho, hos!
Q. Why did the telephone go to the jewelry store?
A. He wanted a new ring.
Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.
Q. Why did Batman cross his legs?
A. He had to go to the BATroom!
Q. What can you put in a freezer that's hot and will always come out hot?
A. Hot sauce.
Q. What's the biggest type of moth?
A. A mammoth.
Q. What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for school?
Q. Why did the crab cross the road?
A. To get to the other the tide.
Q. What type of house weighs the least?
A. A lighthouse.
Q. Why he did the book want to work with the police?
A. Because he wanted to work under cover.
Q. Why was the dog sitting next to the fire?
A. He was a hotdog!
Q. Where do pirates like to eat?
Q. What starts with a P and ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
A. The Post Office!
Q. What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
A. "Catch up!"
Q. What's the best place to grow flowers in school?
A. In kindergarden.
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No idea. (No eye deer)
Q. What do they serve for lunch at karate camp?
A. Kung Food!
Q. What do you call someone with 4 eyes, 3 noses, 6 arms, 4 legs and 8 ears?
Q. What did the Ghost Busters have on their hands?
A. Ghost blisters.
Q. Which day is mostly avoided by fish?
Q. What did the scientist say to the hydrogen atom that claimed it lost an electron?
A. "Are you positive?"
Q. Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
A. Because he had a dino-SORE!
Q. Where won't you find a dog shopping?
A. At the flea market!
Q. What is a parrot's favorite food on the 4th of July?
A. Fire crackers!
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because its only got one boot.
Q. What can't you eat at dinner?
A. Breakfast and lunch!
Q. Who was the straightest man in the Bible?
A. Joseph, Pharoah made a ruler out of him.
Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!
Q. What do you call a man in a bush?
Q. Why is getting up in the morning like a pig's tail?
A. It's twirly. (Too early)
Q. Why wouldn't the oyster give up her pearl?
A. She was shellfish [selfish].
Q. What has ears but can't hear?
A. A corn field!
Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
A. It's not right.
Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.
Q. Where do you weigh whales?
A. At the whale-weigh station.
Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"
Q. If I did this equation, 23x45+27x99= What answer would I get?
A. A very big number!
Q. Why did the baby chick cross the road?
A. It was take-your-child-to-work day.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the possums how it's done.
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. The butcher was on the other side.
Q. Why did the snake get a detention?
A. Because he was HISSpering!
Q. What do you call a kangaroo that sneezes alot?
A. A kanga-choo.
Q. Why did the new boy steal a chair from the classroom?
A. Because the teacher told him to take a seat.
Q. Tall in the morning, short at noon, gone at night but I'll be back soon. What am I?
A. A shadow!
Q. What do you call two spiders who just got married?
Q. What do polar bears like to snack on?
A. Eskimo thighs.
Q. What's the difference between a dirty dime and a clean nickel?
A. 5 cents.
Q. What does Dracula say when he doesn't have good news?
A. "I have BAT news, everyone!"
Q. Why did the rancher name his ranch "Peanut Butter"?
A. It was a great spread.
Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
Q. Why did the cow pack his bags?
A. Because he was MOOving!
Q. What is an army man's favorite month?
Q. What did the ghost say when it sneezed?
A. "Ahh BOO!"
Q. Who was the first deer in space?
A. Buck Rogers.
Q. What country has the most church bells?
Q. What do you get if you cross some bubble bath and a famous detective?
A. Sherlock Foams.
Q. Why did the phone cross the road?
A. To find his friends the numbers!
Q. You're riding on a horse and you realize there's a lion chasing you and a giraffe is in front of you. What do you do?
A. Jump off the merry-go-round!
Q. What do you call a football player whose helmet is too tight?
A. Call him anthing you want, he can't hear you!
Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.
Q. Which is the loudest vowel?
A. The letter I. It is always in the midst of noise
Q. What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?
A. "Dill me in!"
Q. What do you get if you cross a porcupine and a giraffe?
A. A seven metre long toothbrush!
Q. What time does a duck wake up?
A. At the QUACK of dawn.
Q. Why does the man think the darkness is heavy?
A. Because it isn't light.
Q. What gets broken without being held?
A. A promise.
Q. Which fish costs the most?
A. A gold fish!
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a camel?
A. A lumpy milkshake!
Q. What gets smaller as it gets higher?
A. An airplane!
Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.
Q. What do you get when you mix a German Shepard and a giraffe?
A. A watch dog for the fifteenth floor!
Q. Mary's mum had three children. One was called April, the second was May. What was the name of the last one?
Q. What does a phone eat?
Q. What kind of monkey can fly?
A. A hot air BABOON!
Q. What's brown and blue and swings through the jungle?
A. A monkey wearing a denim jacket!
Q. Why did the skeleton flunk out?
A. His heart was not in it!
Q. Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pit stops during the race?
A. He was asking for directions!
Q. If a very small fish married a young dog, what would their baby be called?
A. A guppy puppy.
Q. Where will you find the biggest rope in the world?
A. In EuROPE!
Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.
Q. What do you call a dark colored horse that really scares you?
A. A nightMARE!
Q. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).
Q. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A. A pouch potato.
Q. What do you call a dead person in the closet?
A. The 1966 hide-and-go-seek champion.
Q. What's a cow's favourite drink?
Q. Why did the teacher draw on the window?
A. Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!
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