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Q. Why did Daniel go to the top of the school?
A. Because he wanted to go to high school.
Q. What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
Q. What do mice feel like when they come out of the shower?
A. Squeaky clean!
Q. What do you give a frog at a hospital?
A. A HOPeration!
Q. What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
A. Fang mail.
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!
Q. Why did the tightrope walker visit the bank?
A. He wanted to get his balance!
Q. What dog loves to take a shower?
A. A shamPOODLE.
Q. Why were the police suspicious of the window drapes?
A. They were shady.
Q. How many seconds are in a year?
A. 12: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc.
Q. Why would it be silly to send a letter to Washington?
A. Because he is dead.
Q. There is a restaurant that is shaped like an oval. Inside there are waiters, a chef, a hostess, and a janitor. The restaurant opens and later that night the lights go off. Then when the lights turn on everyone except the staff is dead. So, the next day an investigator comes and asks people what they where doing that night. He asked the waiters what they were doing and they said, "Serving customers."
He asked the chef, and the chef said, "He was cooking."
Then he asked the janitor and he said he was sweeping in the corners.
Who killed everyone?
A. The janitor, because there are no corners in a circular restaurant!
Q. Who was the straightest man in the Bible?
A. Joseph, Pharoah made a ruler out of him.
Q. I have two coins in my pocket and they equal 15 cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are the coins in my pocket?
A. A nickel and a dime, I said only one of them is not a nickel.
Q. What runs but has no legs?
A. A nose!
Q. What do people have in common with a math book?
A. We've all got a lot of problems!
Q. I have 7 children half of them are boys, what is the other half?
A. They were all boys.
Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7 8 9!
Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.
Q. What do you call a polar bear in the desert?
Q. What can you serve but never eat?
A. A tennis ball!
Q. What is a TV's favorite thing to do at the the beach?
A. Channel surf.
Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.
Q. Why did the orange get stuck up the on the mountain?
A. Because he ran out of juice.
Q. Where do famous dragons go after they retire?
A. The hall of flame!
Q. How do you communicate with a fish?
A. Drop it a line.
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Are you my mommy?"
Q. Why did the rope go to the doctor?
A. It had a knot in its stomach.
Q. What do you call a frog that parks in a tow away zone?
A. A TOAD away zone.
Q. Tall in the morning, short at noon, gone at night but I'll be back soon. What am I?
A. A shadow!
Q. Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
A. To get to the pot of gold.
Q. Why do people like vampires so much?
A. Because they are FANGtastic!
Q. What's the best place to grow flowers in school?
A. In kindergarden.
Q. Why were the pirates so good at singing?
A. They were working on the high Cs.
Q. Why did the square and triangle go to the gym?
A. To stay in shape!
Q. How do you cure a headache?
A. Put your head through the window and the pane will go!
Q. Why did the boy take a packet of oats with him to bed?
A. To feed his nightMARE!
Q. It is greater than God and more evil than devil. The poor have it. The rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?
Q. What's brown and blue and swings through the jungle?
A. A monkey wearing a denim jacket!
Q. What garden has the most vegetables?
A. Flash garden!
Q. Why did the clock go to the principal's office?
A. For tocking too much!
Q. What has holes and can still hold water?
A. A sponge!
Q. Say milk five times really fast. Now, what do cows drink?
Q. Why was the woman so happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?
A. The box said 2-4 years!
Q. What's black and white and can climb trees?
A. A panda.
Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
Q. The person who makes it sells it, the person who buys it never uses it, the person who is in it doesn't know it, what is it?
A. A coffin.
Q. Where does a cow go when he's bored?
A. To the MOOvies.
Q. What do you call a pig dressed as Frankenstein?
Q. Why was the Egyptian confused?
A. Because someone told him his daddy was a mummy!
Q. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and put the elephant in and then close the door.
Q. Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?
A. Because he had a big bill.
Q. What is white, black and red all over?
A. An embarrassed penguin.
Q. Who was the first deer in space?
A. Buck Rogers.
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. A zebra with the chicken pox.
Q. Why did the cow pack his bags?
A. Because he was MOOving!
Q. Where does the word done come before start?
A. In the dictionary!
Q. Why is there no air in space?
A. Because the Milky Way would go bad.
Q. What has 6 eyes but cannot see?
A. Three blind mice.
Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.
Q. What do you call a person with a tree for a briefcase?
A. A branch manager.
Q. What do you call a grandfather clock?
A. An old timer!
Q. What did the 0 say to the 8?
A. "Nice belt."
Q. What did the paper cowboy say to the pencil cowboy?
Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!
Q. What did the tie say to the hat?
A. "You go on a head and I'll hang around here."
Q. Where are the most cows born?
Q. What do miners put on their face at night?
A. Coal cream.
Q. Why did the gum cross the road?
A. It was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q. What is as light as a feather but not even the strongest man in the world can hold it for more than a few minutes?
Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
Q. What did the toilet say when he was playing cards?
Q. What animal sleeps with its shoes on?
A. A horse.
Q. Why did the baseball player get arrested?
A. Because he was caught stealing second base!
Q. Why do sharks live in salty water?
A. Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Q. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
A. "Thank you, I will never part with it."
Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the store?
A. To get some spare ribs.
Q. Where do pencils come from?
Q. What kind of birds always stay together?
Q. 30 people are in a room, no way in, no way out. Don't ask me how they got in. Someone counted and they got 34-heads. How is that possible?
A. 30 foreheads!
Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.
Q. What part of a fish weighs the most?
A. Its scales.
Q. Where did the baby ghost sit?
A. In a BOOster seat!
Q. What is in and out, big and small, short and tall, up and down, and all around?
A. Life and time.
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Q. What did the traffic light say to the car?
A. "Don't look. I'm changing!"
Q. What smells like red paint but is blue?
A. Blue paint.
Q. What do you call a door that is cute?
Q. I am the beginning of end and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation and I surround every place. What am I?
A. The letter E!
Q. Ike went through the town casuing havoc and he was on the news and in the newspaper. What is Ike?
A. A hurricane!
Q. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A. A dog a sore!
Q. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A. A buccaneer (A buck an ear)
Q. What do you call a super hero who has lost his powers?
A. A super-zero.
Q. What's yesterday's tomorrow?
Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.
Q. What can fill up the the room but takes no space?
Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"
Q. What did the policeman say to his belly?
A. You are under a vest!
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. An injured penguin.
Q. Where did the boat go when it was sick?
A. His dock.
Q. What's a cat's favourite magazine?
A. A CAT-alogue.
Q. If a rooster laid a white egg and a brown egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
A. None. Roosters don't lay eggs.
Q. What's black when you get it, red when you use it and white when you're finished?
Q. What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A. A fur ball.
Q. Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
A. Because he had a dino-SORE!
Q. Who do you call when you break your toe?
A. The toe truck!
Q. What fish can help you build a house?
A. A hammerhead shark.
Q. What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a
four leaf clover?
A. A rash of good luck!
Q. What rolls and jumps but never walks?
A. A soccer ball!
Q. What can you call a math teacher?
A. A ruler.
Q. What did the baseball say to the cake batter?
A. "Batter up."
Q. What do frogs drink?
Q. What do you call a bear with no ears?
Q. There is a one story house and everything in it is blue. The walls are blue, the ceiling is blue and the floor is blue. What color are the stairs?
A. There are no stairs in a one story house!
Q. What is something you will never see again?
A. The past.
Q. If there was a spelling test, which animal would win?
A. The bee!
Q. When is the best time to buy budgies?
A. When they're going cheap.
Q. How do you get rid of a boomerang?
A. Throw it down a one way street!
Q. What's black, white and blue all over?
A. A cold zebra.
Q. What kind of flower lives between your mouth and your chin?
Q. How did the man build up his flea collar business?
A. He started from scratch.
Q. What gets smaller as it gets higher?
A. An airplane!
Q. Why are pirates called pirates?
A. Because they AAARRR!
Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because he was tired of living beside KFC!
Q. What did the baker give his wife for their anniversary?
Q. How do you catch a school of fish?
A. With a bookworm.
Q. How many letters are in envelope?
Q. Why was the coach mad?
A. Because he wanted his quarterback.
Q. What question can a person ask all day long, getting a different answer each time, yet all the answers are correct?
A. What time is it?
Q. What do you get when you cross a monkey and a pansy?
A. A chimpansy.
Q. What does Frankenstein's wife wear on her face to keep it smooth?
Q. What is always blue (sad) but always smiles?
A. A smurf.
Q. You are dreaming. A monster comes up to you and takes you away. He puts you in an oven and turns it on. Any moment he will be eating you. What should you do?
A. Pinch yourself.
Q. What do clothes and airplanes have in common?
Q. What did the pig put on his rash?
Q. Where can you always find happiness?
A. In a dictionary!
Q. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew!
Q. How do you start a teddy bear race?
A. Ready, teddy, go!
Q. Why didn't Batman and Robin go fishing?
A. Because Robin ate all the the worms.
Q. What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
Q. What did one NASCAR driver say to the other?
A. "Do you want to crash at my place tonight?"
Q. Why is the letter T like an island?
A. Because it is in the middle of waTer.
Q. Why was the rope late for dinner?
A. It got tied up at the office.
Q. What did the judge say when the skunk entered the court?
A. "Odor in the court!"
Q. What did the sea say to the shore?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q. What did the judge say when the skunk got off the stage?
A. "You stink!"
Q. Did you hear about the man who got his left arm cut off?
A. He's all right now.
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