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Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.
Q. What do dogs have that other animal don't have?
Q. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A. A pouch potato.
Q. What sort of animal is a slug?
A. A snail with housing problems!
Q. What has 6 legs, 4 eyes, 4 ears, 2 noses, 2 mouths and 2 heads?
A. A man sitting on a horse.
Q. Does a match box?
A. No, but a tin can!
Q. When is the best time to buy budgies?
A. When they're going cheap.
Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!
Q. What has a never ending life cycle?
Q. How do you make a swordfish like the library?
A. Take away the S in its name!
Q. Which one is faster, hot or cold?
A. Hot. You can catch cold!
Q. There was a train with passengers inside. Suddenly the train crashed, where would the survivors be buried?
A. No where, they are the survivors!
Q. Why did the cow want some cheese?
A. Because it's MOOlicious!
Q. Why did the students study in the aeroplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.
Q. What kind of car does a cow drive?
A. A CATTLEac.
Q. What is a 3 letter word that gets bigger when you add 3 letters?
Q. When does 10 + 3 = 1?
A. On the clock.
Q. Why does the man think the darkness is heavy?
A. Because it isn't light.
Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!
Q. Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A. Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
Q. What is a flower between your nose and your chin?
A. Two lips. (Tulips)
Q. What do you get when you cross a monkey and a pansy?
A. A chimpansy.
Q. What has a tongue but can't talk?
A. A shoe!
Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
Q. Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?
A. Counterfeit money.
Q. Why did the coach go to the bank?
A. To get his quarterback.
Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A. "I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."
Q. Why did the star go to the bathroom?
A. It had to twinkle!
Q. What is brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
Q. What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
Q. Why didn't the lobster share his plankton with his dad?
A. Because he was a little shellfish!
Q. What kind of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper?
A. Any dog, skyscrapers can't jump.
Q. Why don't they play cards in Africa?
A. There are too many Cheetahs!
Q. What is the best way to see a flying saucer?
A. Trip a waiter.
Q. What does an eagle use to write with?
A. A bald point pen!
Q. What is the radius of a pumpkin?
Q. Why is England the wettest country?
A. Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Q. What 4 letters scare a thief?
A. O I C U (Oh...I see you.)
Q. What street does a vampire live on?
A. A dead end!
Q. Why don't skeletons fight?
A. Because they don't have the guts!
Q. How do you eat an elephant?
A. One bite at a time.
Q. What did Delaware?
A. A New Jersey!
Q. Why is there no air in space?
A. Because the Milky Way would go bad.
Q. What do dogs and trees have in common?
Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
Q. Which day is mostly avoided by fish?
Q. Why did the rancher name his ranch "Peanut Butter"?
A. It was a great spread.
Q. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the baseball game?
A. He wanted to tie up the score!
Q. What has 6 eyes but cannot see?
A. Three blind mice.
Q. Why did the Advil go to jail?
A. Because it was a pain killer.
Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.
Q. Why do cows wear bells?
A. Because their horns don't work!
Q. What goes up a chimney down, but doesn't go down a chimney up?
A. An umbrella.
Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.
Q. Why couldn't the skeleton laugh?
A. Because he lost his funny bone.
Q. What has lots of teeth but can't chew a thing?
A. A comb!
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!
Q. What runs but never walks?
Q. What did Shakespeare say to the pencil?
A. "Write on!"
Q. Why is U the happiest letter?
A. Because it is in the middle of fun
Q. You have a candle, a stove, and a fireplace and a match. Which one would you light first?
A. The match!
Q. What can run, play and move around yet it cannot breath?
A. A CD or DVD!
Q. What do you call a football team with pigs?
A. Queens Pork Rangers.
Q. Why did the student bring scissors to class?
A. He wanted to cut class!
Q. What did one wall say to the other wall?
A. "I'll meet you at the corner."
Q. Where does the word done come before start?
A. In the dictionary!
Q. Mary and John were sitting in the family room one night. John was watching TV and Mary was reading a book. All of a sudden the power went out, so John decided to go to bed, but Mary kept on reading without any artificial light. How is this possible?
A. Mary was blind and was reading braile!
Q. What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
A. Evaporated milk.
Q. What animal is NOT allowed to play in games or contests?
A. Cheetahs (cheaters)
Q. What is in and out, big and small, short and tall, up and down, and all around?
A. Life and time.
Q. Which tree doesn't play checkers?
A. The Chestnut.
Q. What type of bed can fly?
A. A bed bug.
Q. Why did the orange wish he was wearing sunscreen?
A. He was starting to peel!
Q. What is as light as a feather but not even the strongest man in the world can hold it for more than a few minutes?
Q. Why did the egg hide?
A. Because she was a little chicken!
Q. What word, if spelled right is wrong and spelled wrong is right?
Q. Why did the turtle cross the street?
A. To get to the Shell station.
Q. Why didn't the Dallas Cowboys want to beat the Denver Broncos in a game?
A. Because they needed a ride home!
Q. What way do the cows like to go?
A. The milky way!
Q. What is the hardest thing to hold that even the strongest person in the world has difficulty with?
A. Your breath.
Q. What did the vampire say to his wife?
A. "Your neck looks slimmer."
Q. What jumps higher than a building?
A. Everything, buildings don't jump.
Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!
Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.
Q. What can fill up the the room but takes no space?
Q. What do you call a pig dressed as Frankenstein?
Q. What can you put in a barrel that makes it lighter?
Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!
Q. What's brown and blue and swings through the jungle?
A. A monkey wearing a denim jacket!
Q. Which bet can't be won?
Q. What's big, grey and has red spots?
A. An elephant with chicken pox!
Q. Why was the pencil crying?
A. Because he was POINTLESS!
Q. What insect is a coward?
A. A flea!
Q. It is greater than God and more evil than devil. The poor have it. The rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?
Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"
Q. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A. Because her students were bright!
Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!
Q. What do cheerleaders drink?
A. Root beer.
Q. How can a rose ride a bike?
A. It uses its petals!
Q. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the ark with him?
A. None, it was Noah's ark.
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A. Jurassic Pork.
Q. What kind of animals do clocks have?
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
Q. Why do gorillas have broad fingers?
A. Because they have large nostrils.
Q. What do you call two bananas?
A. A pair of slippers!
Q. What letter of the alphabet has the most water?
A. The letter C!
Q. What did the glue say to the teacher?
A. "I'm stuck on you."
Q. Why don't penguins live in Britain?
A. Because they're scared of Wales!
Q. Where are the most cows born?
Q. What has words but never speaks?
A. A book.
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.
Q. How do you know when an Irish person is happy?
A. When they are Dublin over with laughter!
Q. Why did Daniel go to the top of the school?
A. Because he wanted to go to high school.
Q. Why should you never shower with a pokemon?
A. Because they Pikachu (peek at you).
Q. What do you call a cat that eats lemons?
A. A sourpuss.
Q. You are dreaming. A monster comes up to you and takes you away. He puts you in an oven and turns it on. Any moment he will be eating you. What should you do?
A. Pinch yourself.
Q. Why did the nose cross the street?
A. He was getting picked on!
Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!
Q. Where does a penguin go to visit his aunt?
Q. What comes twice in a week, never in a month and once in a year?
A. The letter E.
Q. There are 30 white horses on a red hill. They stomp, chomp and they stop. What are they?
A. Your teeth.
Q. You're stuck in a cement box, all you have is a mirror and a table, how do you get out?
A. You take the mirror, you see what you saw, grab the saw, cut the table in half, one half plus one half equals one whole, you take the hole put it in the wall and walk out.
Q. What is black and white and read all over?
A. A newspaper.
Q. What does a hamburger name his daughter?
Q. How do eggs get to the shop?
A. In a CARton!
Q. Where did the boat go when it was sick?
A. His dock.
Q. What school do planets and stars go to to study?
Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.
Q. What did the firefly say to the other firefly?
A. "You glow, girl!"
Q. How many seconds are in a year?
A. 12: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc.
Q. Why did the fish tell excuses?
A. To get off the hook!
Q. Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?
A. Times Square.
Q. What country has the most church bells?
Q. What did the picture say to the other picture?
A. "How long have you been hanging around here?"
Q. What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
A. Glass flippers.
Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off!
Q. What did the toilet say when he was playing cards?
Q. Why doesn't the sun go to college?
A. Because it has a million degrees!
Q. What did the banana say to the judge?
A. "I'm sure to win this case on a-peel!"
Q. What do you call a giant with carrots in his ears?
A. Anything you want, he can't hear you!
Q. Where do trees store their valuables?
A. In their trunk!
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. Here Comes The Sun!
Q. Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. What kind of bats swing upside down?
Q. Where did the boy take his pet pig to?
A. The Ham-usement park!
Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal?
A. Bone appetite!
Q. Why can't you play hide-and-seek with mountains?
A. Because they PEAK!
Q. Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
A. Because they are always stuffed.
Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!
Q. Why did the bank robber take a bath?
A. So he could make a clean getaway.
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