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Q. Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
A. To get to the pot of gold.
Q. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Q. You are trapped in a room and there are 3 doors. Each door has something behind it. The first door has two hungry lions that have not eaten in four years. The second door has electric lasers all across the room. The third has three ninjas ready to attack. Which door would you pick to go through?
A. The first because the lions would be dead if they have not eaten for 4 years!
Q. What is a volcano?
A. A mountain with hiccups!
Q. What is green and white when it is up and red when it hits the ground?
A. A watermelon.
Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.
Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.
Q. Why did the fish tell excuses?
A. To get off the hook!
Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
A. Because he wasn't peeling well!
Q. Hit me hard and I will crack but you'll never stop me from staring back. What am I?
A. A mirror!
Q. What letter of the alphabet has the most water?
A. The letter C!
Q. What's new at the zoo?
A. A gnu!
Q. What is a cow's favorite ice cream?
Q. What part of a fish weighs the most?
A. Its scales.
Q. How do you keep someone in suspense?
A. I'll tell you tomorrow.
Q. Where do sheep get their hair cut?
A. At the bah bah shop.
Q. What do you do with dead elements?
Q. Why did Goofy take a ladder to school?
A. Because he wanted to get to high school.
Q. Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?
Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.
Q. How did the cow get through the crowd?
A. He shouted MOOve!
Q. What do a duck and a tricycle have in common?
A. They both have a steering wheel, except for the duck.
Q. What is the easiest way to be on TV?
A. Sit on it!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was getting tired of just standing there!
Q. What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?
A. "Dill me in!"
Q. What is an army man's favorite month?
Q. Mary was shot in the head. She managed to avoid being hospitalized and she's as healthy as can be. How can this be?
A. She had a modeling audition. So, they took her head shots.
Q. Why would it be silly to send a letter to Washington?
A. Because he is dead.
Q. What did the fish say to the octopus while the octopus was eating?
A. Lend me a tentacle or 8.
Q. What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like?
Q. When does 10 + 3 = 1?
A. On the clock.
Q. Why did the girl jump up and down before taking her medicine?
A. Because the label said: Shake well before using!
Q. Why is the ocean always grumpy?
A. You'd be grumpy too if you had crabs on your bottom!
Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
Q. How do you start a teddy bear race?
A. Ready, teddy, go!
Q. Which is the most dangerous city?
Q. What colour is a burp?
Q. Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
A. A creamy quacker!
Q. What can you throw but not catch?
A. A fit!
Q. Where can you always find happiness?
A. In a dictionary!
Q. Why does Waldo wear stripes?
A. Because he doesn't want to be spotted!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because he was tired of living beside KFC!
Q. Where do oak trees come from?
Q. Why should you never play hide and seek with mountains?
A. Mountains always peek (peak).
Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Q. What has a never ending life cycle?
Q. What happened to the wind?
A. It blew away!
Q. There are ten cats on a boat. One jumps off, how many are left?
A. None, they were all copy cats!
Q. Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?
A. Because he had a big bill.
Q. What do you call a cat that eats lemons?
A. A sourpuss.
Q. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A. A woolly jumper!
Q. Where do you learn to make ice cream?
A. At Sundae School!
Q. Why did the dalmation go to the eye doctor?
A. Because he kept seeing spots.
Q. What did the duck say to the clerk?
A. "Put it on my bill."
Q. What's the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
A. Getting lost.
Q. When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
A. When it is read!
Q. What kind of animals do clocks have?
Q. How many sides does a circle have?
A. Two, inside and out.
Q. If you see more of it, you see less of everything else. What is it?
Q. What do you call a shark that swallowed a bunch of keys?
Q. What can you break without touching it?
A. Someone's heart.
Q. Which tree doesn't play checkers?
A. The Chestnut.
Q. What has no lid, key, or hinge yet golden treasure is hid inside?
A. An egg!
Q. What has a ring but no finger?
A. A telephone!
Q. What makes seven even?
A. Taking the S away!
Q. What's bigger when it's upside down?
A. A 6!
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!
Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.
Q. Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?
A. A sock hop.
Q. If you know me you will want to share me, but if you share me I will be gone. What am I?
A. A secret.
Q. What is the smartest city in America?
A. Alabama because it has four A's and one B!
Q. What has 3 feet but cannot walk?
A. A yardstick!
Q. What kind of bagel can fly?
A. A plain bagel.
Q. Why was the Egyptian confused?
A. Because someone told him his daddy was a mummy!
Q. How do you wrap a cloud?
A. With a rainbow.
Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.
Q. Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
A. To the reTAIL store.
Q. Where does the rifle go?
A. To the Rifle Tower!
Q. What does Frankenstein's wife wear on her face to keep it smooth?
Q. There was a man who walked into a bar and asked if he could have a glass of water but the bartender pointed a gun at him and the man who asked for water said thank you and left. Why did he say thank you?
A. Because the man had the hiccups.
Q. What is black and white and read all over?
A. A newspaper.
Q. What did the broken clock say?
A. "Will someone give me hand?"
Q. Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon?
A. Because it was full.
Q. What is grey, has a tail and a trunk?
A. A mouse going on a vacation.
Q. What do you use to fix a torn daisy?
A. A flower patch.
Q. Why did the students study in the aeroplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.
Q. In a green house lives a green man and in the pink house lives a pink man. Who lives in the white house?
A. The president.
Q. How do you make varnish disappear?
A. Take away the R!
Q. What do you call a flying jelly?
A. A jelly copter.
Q. What did the shark say when he bumped into a whale?
A. "I didn't do it on porpoise!" (purpose)
Q. Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A. Because it's too far to walk!
Q. What did the bread say to the man?
A. Nothing, bread can't talk.
Q. Which one is faster, hot or cold?
A. Hot. You can catch cold!
Q. Why didn't the police catch the banana?
A. Because it split!
Q. What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for school?
Q. What did the bread say to the knife?
A. "Don't try to butter me up."
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
Q. Why did the toilet paper want to roll down the hill?
A. To get to the bottom.
Q. Which building has the most stories?
Q. What does an eagle use to write with?
A. A bald point pen!
Q. What do you call a man in a bush?
Q. What do you get when you cross a magician with a camera?
A. Hocus Focus!
Q. What way do the cows like to go?
A. The milky way!
Q. What did the baker give his wife for their anniversary?
Q. What did the fish say to the chip?
A. "We were made for each other."
Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!
Q. What kind of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper?
A. Any dog, skyscrapers can't jump.
Q. What do you call a bunny with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny.
Q. How do you make a goldfish age?
A. Take away the g in goldfish.
Q. What has a tongue but can't talk?
A. A shoe!
Q. What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
A. They peel.
Q. What did the frog order at the burger place?
A. French flies and a diet croak.
Q. Why did the bread cross the road?
A. To BUTTER the other side!
Q. What did the happy slice of cheese say to the sad slice of cheese?
A. "Aw, it will be okay! Everything is GOUDA!"
Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.
Q. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A. A buccaneer (A buck an ear)
Q. Do you know what happens when ducks fly upside down?
A. They quack up!
Q. What did the hat say to the scarf?
A. "You can hang around. I'll just go on a head!"
Q. What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?
A. The number nine.
Q. What does a hamburger name his daughter?
Q. If I did this equation, 23x45+27x99= What answer would I get?
A. A very big number!
Q. What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
A. It gets wet.
Q. What insect is an arithmetic insect?
A. A mosquito! They add to misery, subtract from pleasure, divide the attention and multiply quickly!
Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"
Q. If a very small fish married a young dog, what would their baby be called?
A. A guppy puppy.
Q. What starts and ends with an O and has hi in the middle?
Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A BULL-dozer.
Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!
Q. What do you take before every meal?
A. A seat!
Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Q. Why is the White House spotless?
A. Because it lives in WASHington!
Q. What do you call an Italian cow that likes coffee?
Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!
Q. How do you stop a mouse from squealing?
A. Oil it.
Q. What was the name of Noah's wife?
Q. What do dogs have that other animal don't have?
Q. Did you hear about the man who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
A. He kept popping out of bed all night!
Q. What kind of bug goes Zzub Zzub?
A. A bumble bee flying backward!
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A. Jurassic Pork.
Q. Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
A. He was annoyed with the HOLE business.
Q. What did the cross eyed teacher say to the principal?
A. "I can't control my pupils!"
Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
Q. Why don't penguins live in Britain?
A. Because they're scared of Wales!
Q. What do you call a person with a tree for a briefcase?
A. A branch manager.
Q. What does a toad say when it sees something great?
A. "TOADaly Awesome!"
Q. Why did the doofus climb the glass wall?
A. So he could see what was on the other side.
Q. How can you tell which end is the head of a worm?
A. Tickle the middle and see where it laughs!
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the store?
A. To get some spare ribs.
Q. What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?
A. A synonym roll.
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