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Q. Where do fish keep their money?
A. In the riverbank.
Q. Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
A. To the reTAIL store.
Q. Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
A. To find Pluto.
Q. If you know me you will want to share me, but if you share me I will be gone. What am I?
A. A secret.
Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!
Q. Why is Cinderella a bad football player?
A. Because she has a pumpkin as a coach!
Q. There are ten cats on a boat. One jumps off, how many are left?
A. None, they were all copy cats!
Q. What did the frog order at the burger place?
A. French flies and a diet croak.
Q. Why did the boy take a packet of oats with him to bed?
A. To feed his nightMARE!
Q. What did the fish say to the octopus while the octopus was eating?
A. Lend me a tentacle or 8.
Q. When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
A. When it is read!
Q. Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?
A. A sock hop.
Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.
Q. What do you take before every meal?
A. A seat!
Q. What happens if you call 611 for the police?
A. The police car comes to you upside down!
Q. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A. A clock.
Q. What kind of shoes do mice like?
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.
Q. What animal sleeps with its shoes on?
A. A horse.
Q. Where can you find a 3 foot ruler?
A. At a yard sale.
Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A. "You look flushed."
Q. Why did the man go off the cliff with his truck?
A. He wanted to test his air brakes.
Q. What does a bird say on Halloween?
A. Twick or tweet!
Q. What is Santa's favorite snack?
A. Ho, hos!
Q. Why did the bee feel cold?
A. Because it is in the middle of A and C.
Q. How do you make a swordfish like the library?
A. Take away the S in its name!
Q. What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?
A. Time to buy a new clock.
Q. What room can't ghosts go in?
A. The LIVING room!
Q. What did the tornado ask the car?
A. "Wanna go for a spin?"
Q. There is a one story house and everything in it is blue. The walls are blue, the ceiling is blue and the floor is blue. What color are the stairs?
A. There are no stairs in a one story house!
Q. What did the hat say to the scarf?
A. "You can hang around. I'll just go on a head!"
Q. What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?
A. One is a cat copy, the other is a copy cat.
Q. What did the plate say to the other plate?
A. "Food's on me tonight!"
Q. Why would it be silly to send a letter to Washington?
A. Because he is dead.
Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Q. Did you hear about the kidnapping?
A. He finally woke up!
Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.
Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!
Q. What's tasty but dangerous?
A. A mouse trap.
Q. What do you call a giant with carrots in his ears?
A. Anything you want, he can't hear you!
Q. What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
A. "We make a good match!"
Q. Why didn't Noah do much fishing on the ark?
A. He only had two worms!
Q. If a rooster laid a white egg and a brown egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
A. None. Roosters don't lay eggs.
Q. What was the name of Noah's wife?
Q. What do you get if you cross some bubble bath and a famous detective?
A. Sherlock Foams.
Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.
Q. What did the joey say to the turtle?
A. "I can take my home with me too."
Q. What is a ghost's favorite color?
Q. If chickens get up when the rooster crows, when do ducks get up?
A. At the quack of dawn!
Q. What did the tie say to the hat?
A. "You go on a head and I'll hang around here."
Q. What do you call two bananas?
A. A pair of slippers!
Q. Sam, Lula, Mike, and Kayla all live in a house. Mike and Kayla went out to the movies and when they got back Lula was on the floor dead in a pile of broken glass and water. Sam was on the couch sleeping and didn't know what happened. How did Lula die?
A. Sam is a dog and Lula is a fish. Sam pushed over the fish bowl.
Q. Why was the computer late to work?
A. He had a hard-drive.
Q. What did one cliff say to the other cliff?
A. "Don't try to bluff me."
Q. How do you make a goldfish age?
A. Take away the g in goldfish.
Q. Why did the monkey cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired.
Q. Why couldn't the girl dial 911?
A. She couldn't find the 11.
Q. Why did the star go to the bathroom?
A. It had to twinkle!
Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!
Q. As I get older, I become shorter. What am I?
A. A pencil!
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because its only got one boot.
Q. What school do planets and stars go to to study?
Q. What was Mr. Cow and Mrs. Cow's favorite time together?
A. When they went on their honeyMOOn.
Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a hole in one!
Q. What did the sick freight elevator say?
A. "I think I'm coming down with something."
Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow with a smurf?
A. Blue cheese!
Q. Where do birds go to school?
A. High school.
Q. What's a frog's favorite year?
A. Leap year!
Q. What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?
A. "Time to get your booster shot!"
Q. One cow is talking to another cow and looks away for 10 seconds and the other cow is gone. Where is the other cow?
A. Over the moon!
Q. How do you throw a tent?
A. You pitch it!
Q. What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Q. What do you do if something charges at you?
A. You take away its credit card!
Q. Why did the square and triangle go to the gym?
A. To stay in shape!
Q. What kind of bus crossed the ocean?
A. Christopher ColumBUS!
Q. What does a frog eat with his hamburger?
A. French Flies!
Q. What cheese is not yours?
A. Nacho Cheese.
Q. Mary's mum had three children. One was called April, the second was May. What was the name of the last one?
Q. Why did the newspaper blush?
A. Because he saw the comic strip.
Q. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A. Pork Chop!
Q. Where does the word done come before start?
A. In the dictionary!
Q. What did the cat need when it was having trouble seeing?
A. A PURRscription!
Q. What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
A. "Me ow!"
Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!
Q. What object is king of the classroom?
A. The ruler!
Q. What are the strongest days of the week?
A. Saturday and Sunday because all the rest are WEAK days!
Q. Who was the straightest man in the Bible?
A. Joseph, Pharoah made a ruler out of him.
Q. Which country is the slipperiest?
Q. What devours everything and everything devours it?
Q. There are 5 fish and 2 drown. How many are left?
A. Fish don't drown.
Q. There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
A. A watermelon!
Q. What kind of motorcycle does a pig drive?
A. A hog!
Q. What animal never tells the truth?
A. A lion.
Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.
Q. What did the judge say when the skunk entered the court?
A. "Odor in the court!"
Q. Why is it against the law for a man living in Victoria to be buried in New South Wales?
A. Because he's still alive!
Q. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the ark with him?
A. None, it was Noah's ark.
Q. A rabbit hops by IHOP. He looks at the sign. What does he say?
A. "Big deal, so do I."
Q. What do dogs have that other animal don't have?
Q. The more you take of these, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?
A. He had no body to dance with!
Q. What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for school?
Q. It is greater than God and more evil than devil. The poor have it. The rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?
Q. 30 people are in a room, no way in, no way out. Don't ask me how they got in. Someone counted and they got 34-heads. How is that possible?
A. 30 foreheads!
Q. What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
Q. What do you call a dentist in the army?
A. A drill sergeant.
Q. Why didn't the Joker cross the road?
A. Batman was on the other side.
Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!
Q. What's black, white and blue all over?
A. A cold zebra.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.
Q. Which fish costs the most?
A. A gold fish!
Q. If you're Scottish when you go into the bathroom and you're Scottish when you go out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the toilet?
A. European (you are peeing).
Q. What happens when an Egyptian prince's daddy dies?
A. His daddy becomes a mummy.
Q. Why did the nose feel sad?
A. Because he always got picked on!
Q. Why did the mattress go the doctor?
A. It had spring fever.
Q. Why did the TV go out with the heater?
A. Because he thought she was hot!
Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion.
Q. Why is getting up in the morning like a pig's tail?
A. It's twirly. (Too early)
Q. What do you get when you mix a German Shepard and a giraffe?
A. A watch dog for the fifteenth floor!
Q. What bird can write?
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A. Jurassic Pork.
Q. What question can a person ask all day long, getting a different answer each time, yet all the answers are correct?
A. What time is it?
Q. Why did the silly electrician jump over the clock?
A. So he could get some overtime!
Q. What is the capital of Greece?
Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"
Q. What is green and white when it is up and red when it hits the ground?
A. A watermelon.
Q. What disappears when you stand up?
A. Your lap!
Q. How do you get rid of a boomerang?
A. Throw it down a one way street!
Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q. Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
A. Because their feet stink.
Q. What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
Q. What's black and white and can climb trees?
A. A panda.
Q. What did the baseball say to the cake batter?
A. "Batter up."
Q. What 10 letter word starts with gas?
A. An A-U-T-O-M-O-B-I-L-E.
Q. Why do mathematicians like airlines?
A. They use Pi-lots.
Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!
Q. What do ghosts wear on their feet?
Q. What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Q. How do you know when a dumb person has been on the computer?
A. There's white-out all over the screen.
Q. Why doesn't a bald man need any keys?
A. Because he doesn't have any locks!
Q. How did the cow get through the crowd?
A. He shouted MOOve!
Q. What do you do with dead elements?
Q. Why did the rope go to the doctor?
A. It had a knot in its stomach.
Q. Which is the best month for a parade?
Q. Why didn't the Dallas Cowboys want to beat the Denver Broncos in a game?
A. Because they needed a ride home!
Q. What is the smartest city in America?
A. Alabama because it has four A's and one B!
Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at the front door?
Q. Why did the bread cross the road?
A. To BUTTER the other side!
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