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Q. Why was the girl staring at the juice box?
A. Because it said: "Concentrate."
Q. What do you call a cow who learns how to belly dance?
A. A milkshake!
Q. There are 30 white horses on a red hill. They stomp, chomp and they stop. What are they?
A. Your teeth.
Q. Which building has the most stories?
Q. What did the vampire bring to the baseball field?
A. His bats!
Q. Where do fish keep their money?
A. In the riverbank.
Q. What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for school?
Q. What did one coffin say to the other coffin?
A. "Is that you coughin'?"
Q. Why did the man stick his car in the stove?
A. He wanted a hot rod!
Q. If you have a referee in football and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Q. One day I was in my car and crashed into a pole. I died sadly. But when I got up to heaven I could see grandma standing with Adam and Eve. The question is how did I know it was Adam and Eve?
A. Because they had no belly-buttons!
Q. Which mountain has never been climbed?
A. Mountain Dew!
Q. Do you want to hear a construction joke?
A. Sorry I'm still working on it!
Q. What is a cow's favourite movie?
Q. What room can't ghosts go in?
A. The LIVING room!
Q. What goes up a chimney down, but doesn't go down a chimney up?
A. An umbrella.
Q. What vegetable has eyes but can't see?
A. A potato.
Q. What did the duck say to the clerk?
A. "Put it on my bill."
Q. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
Q. How many seconds are in a year?
A. 12: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc.
Q. What do get when you cross one principal with another principal?
A. I wouldn't do it, principals don't like to be crossed!
Q. You are dreaming. A monster comes up to you and takes you away. He puts you in an oven and turns it on. Any moment he will be eating you. What should you do?
A. Pinch yourself.
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. An injured penguin.
Q. What do you call a train full of toffee?
A. A chew-chew train!
Q. Why did the fish have no money on him?
A. He left it all at the bank.
Q. Where do you weigh whales?
A. At the whale-weigh station.
Q. What animal is NOT allowed to play in games or contests?
A. Cheetahs (cheaters)
Q. What's the biggest type of moth?
A. A mammoth.
Q. What did the fish say to the chip?
A. "We were made for each other."
Q. Ike went through the town casuing havoc and he was on the news and in the newspaper. What is Ike?
A. A hurricane!
Q. Why are rivers so rich?
A. Because they have 2 banks.
Q. What kind of bug goes Zzub Zzub?
A. A bumble bee flying backward!
Q. Mary was shot in the head. She managed to avoid being hospitalized and she's as healthy as can be. How can this be?
A. She had a modeling audition. So, they took her head shots.
Q. What goes up and down but never moves?
A. The stairs!
Q. What garden has the most vegetables?
A. Flash garden!
Q. How can you tell which end is the head of a worm?
A. Tickle the middle and see where it laughs!
Q. If you have three 7 foot long ropes, how many feet do you have?
A. You have two feet!
Q. What is the only question you can never answer honestly with a yes?
A. "Are you asleep?"
Q. You're stuck in a cement box, all you have is a mirror and a table, how do you get out?
A. You take the mirror, you see what you saw, grab the saw, cut the table in half, one half plus one half equals one whole, you take the hole put it in the wall and walk out.
Q. Do sharks like to act in movies?
A. Only if they get the big, juicy parts.
Q. There was a man who walked into a bar and asked if he could have a glass of water but the bartender pointed a gun at him and the man who asked for water said thank you and left. Why did he say thank you?
A. Because the man had the hiccups.
Q. What did the frog order at the burger place?
A. French flies and a diet croak.
Q. What do you give a frog at a hospital?
A. A HOPeration!
Q. Does France have a fourth of July?
A. Of course they do.
Q. What gate can't you enter?
Q. What is a porcupine's favourite game?
Q. Why was the woman so happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?
A. The box said 2-4 years!
Q. Which is the most dangerous city?
Q. How do you know when an Irish person is happy?
A. When they are Dublin over with laughter!
Q. Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
A. To the reTAIL store.
Q. Where do horses go when they are sick?
Q. What do you call a bunny with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny.
Q. What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?
A. One is a cat copy, the other is a copy cat.
Q. What do you call a football team with pigs?
A. Queens Pork Rangers.
Q. What disappears when you stand up?
A. Your lap!
Q. What tree do fingers grow off of?
A. A palm tree!
Q. Why don't they play cards in Africa?
A. There are too many Cheetahs!
Q. What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?
A. The number nine.
Q. What object is king of the classroom?
A. The ruler!
Q. What did the baker give his wife for their anniversary?
Q. What gets broken without being held?
A. A promise.
Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion.
Q. What did the volcanoes name their daughter?
Q. What is the hardest thing to hold that even the strongest person in the world has difficulty with?
A. Your breath.
Q. What begins and ends with e but only has one letter?
A. An envelope.
Q. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
A. To Pennsylvania.
Q. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECK!
Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.
Q. What letter is a European bird?
Q. There are two dads and two sons that went fishing. Everyone caught a fish, but only three fish were caught. How is this possible?
A. There was a grandfather, a dad and a son.
Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q. What do you call someone with 4 eyes, 3 noses, 6 arms, 4 legs and 8 ears?
Q. Why did the boy lock himself in the fridge?
A. To make himself look cooler.
Q. A bus driver was going down the road. He passed a stop sign without stopping, went on the left side of the road, and ran a red light, yet he didn't get fined. Why?
A. Because he wasn't driving a bus, he was walking!
Q. What can fill up the the room but takes no space?
Q. What is a cow's favourite drink?
A. MOO Juice.
Q. What does the pink panther do with his camera?
A. He takes PINKtures!
Q. A skunk, a frog and a duck wanted to go to the movies. The movies cost a dollar, which animal got to go?
A. The frog because it was the only one with a greenback.
Q. What did the tree say to the light bulb?
A. "Hey! Just had a bright idea!"
Q. What happens if you call 611 for the police?
A. The police car comes to you upside down!
Q. What kind of running means walking
A. Running out of gas.
Q. How did the man build up his flea collar business?
A. He started from scratch.
Q. Why didn't the lobster share his plankton with his dad?
A. Because he was a little shellfish!
Q. What are the strongest days of the week?
A. Saturday and Sunday because all the rest are WEAK days!
Q. What is in fingers, toolboxes and snails?
Q. What rolls and jumps but never walks?
A. A soccer ball!
Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.
Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"
Q. Why did the newspaper blush?
A. Because he saw the comic strip.
Q. How do you attach a duck to the wall?
A. With Duck tape!
Q. Why did the students study in the aeroplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.
Q. Why did the silly electrician jump over the clock?
A. So he could get some overtime!
Q. Think of the person who lives in disguise, who deals in secrets and tells nothing but lies.
Next tell me what's always last to mend the middle of middle and end of the end.
And finally give me the sound often heard during the search for a hard to find word.
Now string them all together and answer me this:
What creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
A. A spider.
Q. Why didn't the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test?
A. Because he didn't want anything to slip his mind.
Q. What can you serve but never eat?
A. A tennis ball!
Q. What street does a vampire live on?
A. A dead end!
Q. What has two back bones and 1000 ribs?
A. A railroad.
Q. What does the lion say to his friends before a hunt?
A. "Let us prey."
Q. Why is a riddle like a joke?
A. It's no good without a point.
Q. Why didn't the Joker cross the road?
A. Batman was on the other side.
Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!
Q. Did you hear about the kidnapping?
A. He finally woke up!
Q. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A. An investiGATOR!
Q. What kind of birds always stay together?
Q. What pet does everybody have?
A. A carPET!
Q. What is always blue (sad) but always smiles?
A. A smurf.
Q. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A. Bunny toots!
Q. Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. Why don't ducks tell jokes when they are flying?
A. Because they just might quack up.
Q. Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
A. To get to the pot of gold.
Q. I am found on land and in the sea but I don't walk or swim. I travel by foot but I'm toeless. No matter where I go I'm never far from home. Who am I?
A. A snail.
Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!
Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q. Why is England the wettest country?
A. Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Q. What is the world's largest beverage?
A. MinneSODA. (Minnesota)
Q. What do you call a dog who wins a race?
A. A weiner.
Q. Where did the baby ghost sit?
A. In a BOOster seat!
Q. What's black, white and blue all over?
A. A cold zebra.
Q. What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you berry much."
Q. What did the flower say to the bike?
Q. What does a toad say when it sees something great?
A. "TOADaly Awesome!"
Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.
Q. If you're on a plane and one of the engines breaks, how far will the other one take you?
A. All the way to the scene of the crash.
Q. Why was the rope late for dinner?
A. It got tied up at the office.
Q. What did the pitcher say when eggs, bacon and pancakes were playing baseball?
A. "Butter up."
Q. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the baseball game?
A. He wanted to tie up the score!
Q. What can't you eat at dinner?
A. Breakfast and lunch!
Q. What did the sick freight elevator say?
A. "I think I'm coming down with something."
Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!
Q. There are 5 fish and 2 drown. How many are left?
A. Fish don't drown.
Q. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the ark with him?
A. None, it was Noah's ark.
Q. Where do ghosts buy their food?
A. At the GHOSTery Store.
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat?
A. The Milky Baa-r kid.
Q. You have a candle, a stove, and a fireplace and a match. Which one would you light first?
A. The match!
Q. I usually wear a yellow coat. I usually have a black tip and wherever I go I make marks. What am I?
A. A pencil.
Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.
Q. What part of a fish weighs the most?
A. Its scales.
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.
Q. What do you call a giant with carrots in his ears?
A. Anything you want, he can't hear you!
Q. What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
A. A chew-chew train.
Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. BOOberry pie!
Q. Why didn't the squirrel cross the telephone wire?
A. Because the line was busy.
Q. What way do the cows like to go?
A. The milky way!
Q. There was a little moron and a big moron sitting on the edge of a bridge. The big moron fell off but the little one didn't, how come?
A. He was a little more on!
Q. Where do trees store their valuables?
A. In their trunk!
Q. There is a one story house and everything in it is blue. The walls are blue, the ceiling is blue and the floor is blue. What color are the stairs?
A. There are no stairs in a one story house!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the possums how it's done.
Q. How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat of your car?
A. Have him sit in front with you.
Q. What's black and white and red all over?
A. A sunburned zebra!
Q. What is the fastest country in the world?
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