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500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

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Q. What is the best way to see a flying saucer?
A. Trip a waiter.

Q. If you see more of it, you see less of everything else. What is it?
A. Darkness.

Q. How do you stop a rhino from charging?
A. Take away its credit card.

Q. What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
A. Jellyfish.

Q. What bird is always sad?
A. A blue-bird.

Q. Why wouldn't the oyster give up her pearl?
A. She was shellfish [selfish].

Q. Which is the most dangerous city?
A. ElectriCITY!

Q. What do you get if you cross some bubble bath and a famous detective?
A. Sherlock Foams.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was getting tired of just standing there!

Q. What is a cow's favorite ice cream?
A. MOOnila!

Q. Why did the baby chick cross the road?
A. It was take-your-child-to-work day.

Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a tiger?
A. I don't know but you better behave in its class!

Q. What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
A. Evaporated milk.

Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Are you my mommy?"

Q. How do you make a goldfish age?
A. Take away the g in goldfish.

Q. Why did the baseball player get arrested?
A. Because he was caught stealing second base!

Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!

Q. What is big, brown, black, hairy, has 5 eyes, sharp teeth and big claws, and eats human flesh?
A. I don't know either, but if you see one, you better run!

Q. There is a horse tied to a rope five yards long. Ten yards away there is hay. The horse is eating the hay, how did he get there?
A. The rope isn't tied to anything.

Q. Why was the woman so happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?
A. The box said 2-4 years!

Q. What do cheerleaders drink?
A. Root beer.

Q. What do you call a bear who forgot his socks?
A. BEARfooted.

Q. What game do tornados play?
A. Twister.

Q. How do you catch a rabbit?
A. Make a noise like a carrot.

Q. What did Delaware?
A. A New Jersey!

Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."

Q. Which animal is the oldest in the world?
A. The zebra because it's still black and white.

Q. Why can't you take a test in the zoo?
A. There are too many cheetahs!

Q. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?
A. Nothing, they just waved!

Q. Where do oak trees come from?
A. OAKlahoma.

Q. I am tall when I am young and short when I am old. What am I?
A. A candle.

Q. Why didn't the police catch the banana?
A. Because it split!

Q. Which one is faster, hot or cold?
A. Hot. You can catch cold!

Q. What insect is an arithmetic insect?
A. A mosquito! They add to misery, subtract from pleasure, divide the attention and multiply quickly!

Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
A. Because he wasn't peeling well!

Q. What did the judge say when the skunk got off the stage?
A. "You stink!"

Q. How did Burger King propose to his girlfriend?
A. With an onion ring.

Q. What does the sun skate on?
A. Solarblades!

Q. What tree do fingers grow off of?
A. A palm tree!

Q. What goes through towns and hills but never moves?
A. Roads.

Q. Why do hair dressers always get places faster?
A. Because they know all the short cuts.

Q. Why was the rope late for dinner?
A. It got tied up at the office.

Q. What goes up but does not go down?
A. Your age!

Q. Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A. Better not tell you, it might spread!

Q. What would we do if we found bad plants spoiling our lawn?
A. We'd weed.

Q. What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slow?
A. Mufasa!

Q. Why didn't the lifegaurd save the hippie?
A. Because he was too far out, man.

Q. Why do people like vampires so much?
A. Because they are FANGtastic!

Q. What happens if you call 611 for the police?
A. The police car comes to you upside down!

Q. You are trapped in a room and there are 3 doors. Each door has something behind it. The first door has two hungry lions that have not eaten in four years. The second door has electric lasers all across the room. The third has three ninjas ready to attack. Which door would you pick to go through?
A. The first because the lions would be dead if they have not eaten for 4 years!

Q. Why was the math book unhappy?
A. Because he had too many problems!

Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. A zebra with the chicken pox.

Q. What's tasty but dangerous?
A. A mouse trap.

Q. What does the baby popcorn call his dad?
A. Pop!

Q. What starts with a P and ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
A. The Post Office!

Q. What does a wolf say on Halloween?
A. "Happy HOWLoween!"

Q. Why did the banana factory shut down?
A. Because they chucked out all the bent ones!

Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!

Q. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
A. To get a spare rib .

Q. Why did the boy lock himself in the fridge?
A. To make himself look cooler.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.

Q. What do you need if you see a kangaroo 20 miles away?
A. I don't know, but you sure don't need glasses.

Q. What kind of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper?
A. Any dog, skyscrapers can't jump.

Q. What school do planets and stars go to to study?
A. UNIVERSity!

Q. How do you keep someone in suspense?
A. I'll tell you tomorrow.

Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.

Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!

Q. What is cute and cuddly and lives in your toilet?
A. Winnie the Pooh!

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.

Q. Do sharks like to act in movies?
A. Only if they get the big, juicy parts.

Q. What did the big hand on the clock say to the little hand?
A. "Hour you today?"

Q. What do cows like to put on their sandwiches?
A. MOOstard!

Q. Why did the girl bring a ruler to bed with her?
A. She wanted to see how long she slept.

Q. Where are the most cows born?
A. COWlifornia.

Q. What always runs, never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but doesn't sleep, has a mouth but never eats?
A. A river!

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Q. What comes down but never goes up?
A. Rain.

Q. What happened to the shark when he ate too many keys?
A. He turned into the Lock-ness monster.

Q. What did the scientist say to the hydrogen atom that claimed it lost an electron?
A. "Are you positive?"

Q. What happens when you throw a purple rock into a yellow stream?
A. It makes a splash.

Q. Why did the gum cross the road?
A. It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.

Q. What is red when you go and green when you stop?
A. A watermelon.

Q. Which state has the smallest soft drinks?
A. Mini-Soda!

Q. How can you tell which end is the head of a worm?
A. Tickle the middle and see where it laughs!

Q. What do you call a pig dressed as Frankenstein?
A. FrankenSWINE.

Q. A bus driver was going down the road. He passed a stop sign without stopping, went on the left side of the road, and ran a red light, yet he didn't get fined. Why?
A. Because he wasn't driving a bus, he was walking!

Q. What does a tree drink?
A. Root beer!

Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!

Q. Why didn't the lobster share his plankton with his dad?
A. Because he was a little shellfish!

Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because its only got one boot.

Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!

Q. What did the candle say to the other candle?
A. "Are you going out tonight?"

Q. What did the flower say to the bike?
A. "Petal!"

Q. Which wolf got lost in the woods?
A. The WHEREwolf.

Q. What is black, white and red?
A. A panda with a rash!

Q. What do you call a train full of toffee?
A. A chew-chew train!

Q. How do you make a sausage roll?
A. Push it down the hill!

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence.

Q. What state can you drink?
A. Mississippi!

Q. Why was the broom late for school?
A. He over swept.

Q. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
A. "Dam!"

Q. What fish can help you build a house?
A. A hammerhead shark.

Q. How do you know when a dumb person has been on the computer?
A. There's white-out all over the screen.

Q. Why is getting up in the morning like a pig's tail?
A. It's twirly. (Too early)

Q. Where do crayons go on vacation?
A. COLORado!

Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.

Q. What is served on a table with gatherings of two or four, and is white and round?
A. A ping pong ball.

Q. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and put the elephant in and then close the door.

Q. What happened to the frog's car when it got stuck?
A. It had to get TOAD away.

Q. What kind of shoes do mice like?
A. Squeakers!

Q. What do you call an angry polar bear?
A. Nothing, just run.

Q. What is Barbie's favorite state?
A. KENtucky!

Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.

Q. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
A. Rock-it.

Q. What does an injured lemon need?
A. Lemon Aid!

Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!

Q. What did the cow say to the other cow?
A. "MOOve over!"

Q. Does France have a fourth of July?
A. Of course they do.

Q. Why was the elephant afraid of the computer store?
A. Because they sold the world's best mice.

Q. What language does a billboard speak?
A. Sign language.

Q. What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A. A cloud!

Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!

Q. Imagine you are in a boat. You were being circled by sharks. One shark is about to bite you. What should you do?
A. Stop imagining!

Q. Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window?
A. He wanted to see time fly!

Q. Why did Batman cross his legs?
A. He had to go to the BATroom!

Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)

Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!

Q. Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pit stops during the race?
A. He was asking for directions!

Q. What kind of bus crossed the ocean?
A. Christopher ColumBUS!

Q. What is something you will never see again?
A. The past.

Q. What do you say in the evening to a soldier in shining armor?
A. Night, night, Knight.

Q. What does an orange do when it takes a test?
A. It concentrates!

Q. Why does the man think the darkness is heavy?
A. Because it isn't light.

Q. Why is a snake lucky?
A. Because you can't pull its leg!

Q. What bird can write?
A. PENguin!

Q. What is the biggest word in the world?
A. Smiles. There is a mile in between each S.

Q. Why did the cow want some cheese?
A. Because it's MOOlicious!

Q. Where does the rifle go?
A. To the Rifle Tower!

Q. How much is the moon worth?
A. One dollar, because it has four quarters.

Q. What's black, white and blue all over?
A. A cold zebra.

Q. What do you call a dentist in the army?
A. A drill sergeant.

Q. What is a mouth that won't shut up?
A. A blabber mouth.

Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.

Q. Where did the baby ghost sit?
A. In a BOOster seat!

Q. Why did the dog stay out of the sun?
A. So he wouldn't be a hotdog.

Q. How can a rose ride a bike?
A. It uses its petals!

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!

Q. What animal sleeps with its shoes on?
A. A horse.

Q. What vegetables can't you take on a boat?
A. Leeks!

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