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Q. What is a bird's favorite treat?
Q. What can you break without touching it?
A. Someone's heart.
Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q. What do you call an Italian cow that likes coffee?
Q. Why do cats always go after mice and birds?
A. Because cats like fast food.
Q. Why was the Egyptian confused?
A. Because someone told him his daddy was a mummy!
Q. Why did the pencil cross the road first?
A. He was the LEADer!
Q. There's this guy and he's jogging. Well, he turns left, jogs some, turns left, jogs some, and turns left again. When he gets home there are 2 masked men waiting. Who are the masked men?
A. The Umpire and the Back Catcher!
Q. There are two dads and two sons that went fishing. Everyone caught a fish, but only three fish were caught. How is this possible?
A. There was a grandfather, a dad and a son.
Q. Where do pencils come from?
Q. What starts with T, ends with T, and is filled with T?
A. A teapot!
Q. Take me out of the box, scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?
A. A match!
Q. How do you keep someone in suspense?
A. I'll tell you tomorrow.
Q. What did the joey say to the turtle?
A. "I can take my home with me too."
Q. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. Finding half a worm in your apple.
Q. What did the banana say to the judge?
A. "I'm sure to win this case on a-peel!"
Q. What is the most musical part of your body?
A. Your nose, you can blow it and pick it.
Q. What time does a duck wake up?
A. At the QUACK of dawn.
Q. What starts with a P and ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
A. The Post Office!
Q. What letter is a vegetable?
Q. What do fish take to stay alive?
A. Vitamin sea.
Q. Why should you never play hide and seek with mountains?
A. Mountains always peek (peak).
Q. How do you get 6 donkeys into a fire engine?
A. Two in the front, two in the back and two on the top going, "He-haw, he-haw!"
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Are you my mommy?"
Q. What does a phone eat?
Q. What do you get when you cross a hammock and a dog?
A. A rocker spaniel.
Q. What is an army man's favorite month?
Q. What did the Malteeser want to be when it grew up?
A. A Smartie.
Q. What is the easiest way to be on TV?
A. Sit on it!
Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.
Q. Why is England the wettest country?
A. Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Q. Why did the whale laugh?
A. Because he saw the sea's bottom.
Q. What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?
A. "Dill me in!"
Q. Q. Rail road crossing, watch out for the cars, can you spell that with out any Rs?
Q. What is the capital of Greece?
Q. What do you call a super hero who has lost his powers?
A. A super-zero.
Q. What sort of animal is a slug?
A. A snail with housing problems!
Q. What word, if spelled right is wrong and spelled wrong is right?
Q. What did the Ghost Busters have on their hands?
A. Ghost blisters.
Q. There was a boy and a doctor. The boy was the doctor's son but the doctor was not his dad. Who was the doctor?
A. His mom!
Q. What happens if you call 611 for the police?
A. The police car comes to you upside down!
Q. What did the sun say to the sheep and the cloud?
A. "Whoa, are y'all related?"
Q. What is black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
A. Two skunks fighting over a pickle.
Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!
Q. What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
A. "Catch up!"
Q. Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?
A. A sock hop.
Q. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A. A dino-snore!
Q. Why didn't the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test?
A. Because he didn't want anything to slip his mind.
Q. What does Dracula say when he doesn't have good news?
A. "I have BAT news, everyone!"
Q. What did the plate say to the other plate?
A. "Food's on me tonight!"
Q. What goes up and down but never moves?
A. The stairs!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.
Q. What did the cross eyed teacher say to the principal?
A. "I can't control my pupils!"
Q. Why does a giraffe eat so little?
A. Because they can make a little go a long way.
Q. Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?
Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!
Q. What did the policeman say to his belly?
A. You are under a vest!
Q. What has hands but no arms?
A. A clock.
Q. Why did the man stick his car in the stove?
A. He wanted a hot rod!
Q. The more you take of these, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Q. Why did the cow eat the tight rope walker?
A. Because he wanted a balanced meal!
Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.
Q. How do you make an octopus laugh?
A. Ten Tickles (Tentacles)!
Q. Where did the cow go on a holiday?
A. MOO York.
Q. What makes seven even?
A. Taking the S away!
Q. What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you berry much."
Q. What smells like red paint but is blue?
A. Blue paint.
Q. What did the flower say to the bike?
Q. What two candies are the smartest?
A. Smarties and Nerds.
Q. Rail road tracks, look out for cars! How do you spell that without any Rs?
Q. What cheese is not yours?
A. Nacho Cheese.
Q. Where does a 600 pound gorilla sit?
A. Anywhere he wants!
Q. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A. A buccaneer (A buck an ear)
Q. Why was the coach mad?
A. Because he wanted his quarterback.
Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because he had no guts.
Q. What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and cuts grass?
A. A lawn MEOW-er!
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!
Q. What is red when you go and green when you stop?
A. A watermelon.
Q. Why did the camper bring a baseball player to camp?
A. To pitch the tent.
Q. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A. A pouch potato.
Q. Why do sharks live in salty water?
A. Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Q. What did the vampire say to his wife?
A. "Your neck looks slimmer."
Q. Why wouldn't the oyster give up her pearl?
A. She was shellfish [selfish].
Q. When does 10 + 3 = 1?
A. On the clock.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Q. What do you call a train full of toffee?
A. A chew-chew train!
Q. What happens when you cross the tango and a waltz?
A. A wango!
Q. Why is there no air in space?
A. Because the Milky Way would go bad.
Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
Q. What garden has the most vegetables?
A. Flash garden!
Q. What bird can write?
Q. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
A. You Pokemon!
Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q. Imagine you are in a metal box. There is no way of getting out. You have no tools or food. How do you get out and survive?
A. You stop imagining!
Q. The person who makes it sells it, the person who buys it never uses it, the person who is in it doesn't know it, what is it?
A. A coffin.
Q. What did the iPhone say to the other iPhone?
A. "It is nice to text you."
Q. What has ears but can't hear?
A. A corn field!
Q. Why did the mushroom have so many friends?
A. Because he was a fungi!
Q. What did the sick freight elevator say?
A. "I think I'm coming down with something."
Q. What is a flower between your nose and your chin?
A. Two lips. (Tulips)
Q. Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
A. To get to the pot of gold.
Q. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A. A dog a sore!
Q. Why did the orange get stuck up the on the mountain?
A. Because he ran out of juice.
Q. What kind of bats swing upside down?
Q. What colour is a burp?
Q. What is the cat's favorite button on the remote?
Q. What did Cinderella say to the photographer?
A. "Someday my prints will come!"
Q. Why was the cumputer cold at night?
A. It forgot to close its windows.
Q. Why did the bee get married?
A. Because she found her honey.
Q. What do you call a cat that eats lemons?
A. A sourpuss.
Q. How do you communicate with a fish?
A. Drop it a line.
Q. What did the pig put on his rash?
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the possums how it's done.
Q. What do you call a dark colored horse that really scares you?
A. A nightMARE!
Q. What did one burp say to the next?
A. Let's be stinkers and sneak out the back!
Q. What do you call an an ant sticking out of the ground?
A. A plANT!
Q. What is green and white when it is up and red when it hits the ground?
A. A watermelon.
Q. One day I was in my car and crashed into a pole. I died sadly. But when I got up to heaven I could see grandma standing with Adam and Eve. The question is how did I know it was Adam and Eve?
A. Because they had no belly-buttons!
Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
Q. What 4 letters scare a thief?
A. O I C U (Oh...I see you.)
Q. Why was the dog sitting next to the fire?
A. He was a hotdog!
Q. Where did the baby ghost sit?
A. In a BOOster seat!
Q. There are 30 white horses on a red hill. They stomp, chomp and they stop. What are they?
A. Your teeth.
Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q. Why did the crab cross the road?
A. To get to the other the tide.
Q. What do frogs drink?
Q. Why did the oak tree have to eat his ice cream in a dish?
A. The pine tree wouldn't give him a cone!
Q. Where does the rifle go?
A. To the Rifle Tower!
Q. What do miners put on their face at night?
A. Coal cream.
Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!
Q. Did you hear what happened down at the fish shop?
A. The fish got battered!
Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!
Q. Why did Peter Pan always fly and never stop?
A. Because he could never never land.
Q. Why was 10 afraid of 9?
A. Because 9 8 7!
Q. Did you hear the joke about the egg that rolled in front of a truck?
A. Most people find they crack up!
Q. How do you spell mousetrap with ONLY three letters?
Q. Why didn't Noah do much fishing on the ark?
A. He only had two worms!
Q. Where does a cow go when he's bored?
A. To the MOOvies.
Q. What goes up a chimney down, but doesn't go down a chimney up?
A. An umbrella.
Q. What did the sea say to the shore?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q. What is a dentist's favourite game?
A. Tooth or Dare!
Q. There are 5 fish and 2 drown. How many are left?
A. Fish don't drown.
Q. What is a parrot's favorite food on the 4th of July?
A. Fire crackers!
Q. What do you call two bananas?
A. A pair of slippers!
Q. Where do you send a soldier with a toothache?
A. To the drill sergeant!
Q. Why couldn't the eight year old get into the pirate movie?
A. Because it was rated ARRRR!
Q. What's a cat's favourite magazine?
A. A CAT-alogue.
Q. A duck, a cat and a cow went out to dinner, who had to pay?
A. The duck. He was the only one with a bill.
Q. What did the student say to the math worksheet?
A. I'm not a therapist, solve your own problems!
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