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Q. What kind of doctor never works but is very popular around the world?
A. Dr. Pepper (the soda).
Q. Where will you find the biggest rope in the world?
A. In EuROPE!
Q. What did the volcanoes name their daughter?
Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!
Q. Where is the zombie's favorite room in the house?
A. The living room.
Q. Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to see his flat mate!
Q. How do you attach a duck to the wall?
A. With Duck tape!
Q. What do you get when you cross a star and a gun?
A. A shooting star!
Q. Why didn't the Dallas Cowboys want to beat the Denver Broncos in a game?
A. Because they needed a ride home!
Q. Did you hear what happened down at the fish shop?
A. The fish got battered!
Q. What do you call a polar bear in the desert?
Q. Why did the snake get a detention?
A. Because he was HISSpering!
Q. What does a cow grow on its face?
A. A MOOstache.
Q. Why did the turtle cross the street?
A. To get to the Shell station.
Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.
Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!
Q. Why do cats always go after mice and birds?
A. Because cats like fast food.
Q. Where are the most cows born?
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
Q. Why did the camper bring a baseball player to camp?
A. To pitch the tent.
Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q. What is always blue (sad) but always smiles?
A. A smurf.
Q. What disappears when you turn the light on?
A. The dark!
Q. What has four wheels and flies?
A. Garbage truck!
Q. What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a
four leaf clover?
A. A rash of good luck!
Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.
Q. What is white with black spots and goes, "Oo, oo, oo"?
A. A cow with no lips.
Q. What does Dracula say when he doesn't have good news?
A. "I have BAT news, everyone!"
Q. What's a cat's favourite magazine?
A. A CAT-alogue.
Q. What do eagles do when they coach a sports team?
A. They wing it.
Q. What does a triceratops sit on?
A. It's tricera-bottom!
Q. If athletes get athletes foot then what do astronauts get?
Q. How do you wrap a cloud?
A. With a rainbow.
Q. What is cute and cuddly and lives in your toilet?
A. Winnie the Pooh!
Q. What did the tie say to the hat?
A. "You go on a head and I'll hang around here."
Q. What has two heads, one tail and six legs?
A. A man on a horse.
Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
Q. Why didn't the police catch the banana?
A. Because it split!
Q. What has hands but no arms?
A. A clock.
Q. There are 30 white horses on a red hill. They stomp, chomp and they stop. What are they?
A. Your teeth.
Q. Why didn't the Joker cross the road?
A. Batman was on the other side.
Q. What is a dog that sneezes?
Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!
Q. What relatives are dependent on U?
A. Aunt, uncle, cousin. They all need U.
Q. Who was the straightest man in the Bible?
A. Joseph, Pharoah made a ruler out of him.
Q. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A. Pork Chop!
Q. Did you hear about the man who got his left arm cut off?
A. He's all right now.
Q. What did the happy slice of cheese say to the sad slice of cheese?
A. "Aw, it will be okay! Everything is GOUDA!"
Q. What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters?
Q. Which letter comes once in a minute, twice in a millennium but never in thousand years?
A. The letter M.
Q. What object is king of the classroom?
A. The ruler!
Q. What movie tells the tale of a pizza maker bitten by an arachnid?
A. Spi-dough Man.
Q. What did the cat need when it was having trouble seeing?
A. A PURRscription!
Q. Four men are in a boat and fall in the water. Not a single man gets wet. How is this possible?
A. All of them were married!
Q. 30 people are in a room, no way in, no way out. Don't ask me how they got in. Someone counted and they got 34-heads. How is that possible?
A. 30 foreheads!
Q. What language does a billboard speak?
A. Sign language.
Q. What letter of the alphabet has the most water?
A. The letter C!
Q. What did the sweaty octopus spend all his money on?
A. Underarm deodrant.
Q. What do you call a door that is cute?
Q. What has a neck but can't swallow?
A. A bottle.
Q. What is a ghost's favorite color?
Q. What is yours but your friends use more than you?
A. Your name!
Q. Why wouldn't the oyster give up her pearl?
A. She was shellfish [selfish].
Q. Why did the doofus climb the glass wall?
A. So he could see what was on the other side.
Q. What is the laziest mountain in the world?
A. Mount Ever-rest!
Q. What can you serve but never eat?
A. A tennis ball!
Q. Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?
A. Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
Q. What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
A. Evaporated milk.
Q. What do you call a train full of toffee?
A. A chew-chew train!
Q. Why is baseball the safest sport?
A. Because on the field, it has a warning track.
Q. Why did the clock go to the principal's office?
A. For tocking too much!
Q. What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?
A. A synonym roll.
Q. Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
A. To get to the pot of gold.
Q. What is a cow's favourite movie?
Q. What did the crocodile say to the waiter in the cafe?
A. I want bacon, eggs, and toast and make it SNAPPY!
Q. What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A. The teacher says, "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Choo-choo!"
Q. What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A. A cloud!
Q. What did the tree say to the light bulb?
A. "Hey! Just had a bright idea!"
Q. How do you know when an Irish person is happy?
A. When they are Dublin over with laughter!
Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.
Q. What can you put in a freezer that's hot and will always come out hot?
A. Hot sauce.
Q. What football team makes the most money?
A. The Buck-aneers.
Q. What did Delaware?
A. A New Jersey!
Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
Q. What do you get when you cross a monkey and a pansy?
A. A chimpansy.
Q. What seven letters did the robber say when he saw nothing in the safe?
A. "O I C U R M T!"
Q. What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
A. Fang mail.
Q. Why was Dracula put in jail?
A. He tried to rob a blood bank.
Q. Why was the pencil crying?
A. Because he was POINTLESS!
Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
Q. Why does Waldo wear stripes?
A. Because he doesn't want to be spotted!
Q. What dog loves to take a shower?
A. A shamPOODLE.
Q. Why did the leopard refuse to take a bath?
A. It didn't want to come out spotless.
Q. Why he did the book want to work with the police?
A. Because he wanted to work under cover.
Q. What has the fur of a cat, the whiskers of a cat, ears of a car, a tail of a cat, but is not a cat?
A. A kitten.
Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.
Q. Which is the loudest vowel?
A. The letter I. It is always in the midst of noise
Q. What's the best place to grow flowers in school?
A. In kindergarden.
Q. If there was a spelling test, which animal would win?
A. The bee!
Q. What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slow?
Q. Where is the best place to leave a dog when you go to a ball game?
A. In the barking lot.
Q. Why did the girl jump up and down before taking her medicine?
A. Because the label said: Shake well before using!
Q. How do you make a goldfish age?
A. Take away the g in goldfish.
Q. What did the ghost say when it sneezed?
A. "Ahh BOO!"
Q. How do you make a sausage roll?
A. Push it down the hill!
Q. What grows if you feed it but dies if it drinks?
Q. There was a boy and a doctor. The boy was the doctor's son but the doctor was not his dad. Who was the doctor?
A. His mom!
Q. Why don't farmers sew?
A. Because their needle is in a haystack.
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. CELL phones.
Q. What makes seven even?
A. Taking the S away!
Q. Where do crayons go on vacation?
Q. Why would it be silly to send a letter to Washington?
A. Because he is dead.
Q. What does Frankenstein's wife wear on her face to keep it smooth?
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.
Q. What is the difference between a worn out runner and a worn out vet?
A. One's dog tired and the other is tired of dogs.
Q. Why was the cumputer cold at night?
A. It forgot to close its windows.
Q. Why did the teacher draw on the window?
A. Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!
Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts.
Q. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A. Open TOAD sandals.
Q. What did the judge say when the skunk entered the court?
A. "Odor in the court!"
Q. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECK!
Q. What vegetables can't you take on a boat?
Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!
Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
Q. One day I was in my car and crashed into a pole. I died sadly. But when I got up to heaven I could see grandma standing with Adam and Eve. The question is how did I know it was Adam and Eve?
A. Because they had no belly-buttons!
Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. An injured penguin.
Q. I am the beginning of end and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation and I surround every place. What am I?
A. The letter E!
Q. If a rooster laid a white egg and a brown egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
A. None. Roosters don't lay eggs.
Q. Why was the clock in the cafeteria always slow?
A. Because every lunch it went back four seconds!
Q. Where does a cow go when he's bored?
A. To the MOOvies.
Q. A tomato, a cabbage and a hose were in a race. The tomato was red and the cabbage was a vegetable. Who won?
A. The hose was running, the cabbage was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Q. How did Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicle!
Q. Why did the toilet paper want to roll down the hill?
A. To get to the bottom.
Q. Why was Cinderella thrown off the football team?
A. Because she ran away from the ball!
Q. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A. "You're way too young to smoke."
Q. What letter is a European bird?
Q. Why was the Egyptian confused?
A. Because someone told him his daddy was a mummy!
Q. What is red and has fangs?
A. An apple. I lied about the fangs!
Q. What do ghosts wear on their feet?
Q. Where do you get draggin' milk?
A. From a cow with short legs.
Q. What kind of murderer has fibre?
A. A cereal killer.
Q. Why does a giraffe eat so little?
A. Because they can make a little go a long way.
Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Q. What do you call a dentist in the army?
A. A drill sergeant.
Q. Mary's mum had three children. One was called April, the second was May. What was the name of the last one?
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No idea. (No eye deer)
Q. Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
A. Because he had a dino-SORE!
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