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Q. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECK!
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. A zebra with the chicken pox.
Q. Why did the boy study on an airplane?
A. He wanted to get a higher education.
Q. Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A. Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
Q. What's big, grey and has red spots?
A. An elephant with chicken pox!
Q. When is the best time to buy budgies?
A. When they're going cheap.
Q. Why was the broom late for school?
A. He over swept.
Q. What fish can help you build a house?
A. A hammerhead shark.
Q. How do you communicate with a fish?
A. Drop it a line.
Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!
Q. What do you call a cat that eats lemons?
A. A sourpuss.
Q. Why was Dracula put in jail?
A. He tried to rob a blood bank.
Q. What do you call a person who operates an armored car?
A. A safe driver.
Q. There are 5 fish and 2 drown. How many are left?
A. Fish don't drown.
Q. What does Dracula say when he doesn't have good news?
A. "I have BAT news, everyone!"
Q. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the ark with him?
A. None, it was Noah's ark.
Q. What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
A. "Catch up!"
Q. What do you call a football player whose helmet is too tight?
A. Call him anthing you want, he can't hear you!
Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.
Q. What do you get if you cross some bubble bath and a famous detective?
A. Sherlock Foams.
Q. What's black and white and can climb trees?
A. A panda.
Q. What is a cow's favourite drink?
A. MOO Juice.
Q. Why did the baker go to jail?
A. Because he got caught beating the eggs.
Q. What do you need if you see a kangaroo 20 miles away?
A. I don't know, but you sure don't need glasses.
Q. What letter of the alphabet has the most water?
A. The letter C!
Q. What is a snake's favourite subject?
Q. Why can't you do a math test in the jungle?
A. There are too many cheetahs!
Q. What can you call a math teacher?
A. A ruler.
Q. What did Shakespeare say to the pencil?
A. "Write on!"
Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion.
Q. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew!
Q. You are trapped in a room and there are 3 doors. Each door has something behind it. The first door has two hungry lions that have not eaten in four years. The second door has electric lasers all across the room. The third has three ninjas ready to attack. Which door would you pick to go through?
A. The first because the lions would be dead if they have not eaten for 4 years!
Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
Q. What is the cat's favorite button on the remote?
Q. Why don't they play cards in Africa?
A. There are too many Cheetahs!
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. What do you call an Italian cow that likes coffee?
Q. What do you call a train full of toffee?
A. A chew-chew train!
Q. Where did the boat go when it was sick?
A. His dock.
Q. How do you make cool music?
A. Put your CD's in the fridge.
Q. Why was the calculator sad?
A. Because it had too many problems to solve!
Q. What do you call a kangaroo that sneezes alot?
A. A kanga-choo.
Q. Why did the oak tree have to eat his ice cream in a dish?
A. The pine tree wouldn't give him a cone!
Q. What goes around and around but never gets dizzy?
Q. What letter is a vegetable?
Q. Which letter of the alphabet has the most people in it?
A. Q (queue).
Q. What kind of bats swing upside down?
Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q. There was a little moron and a big moron sitting on the edge of a bridge. The big moron fell off but the little one didn't, how come?
A. He was a little more on!
Q. If I did this equation, 23x45+27x99= What answer would I get?
A. A very big number!
Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"
Q. Where do you get draggin' milk?
A. From a cow with short legs.
Q. What do you call a polar bear in the desert?
Q. What did the tornado ask the car?
A. "Wanna go for a spin?"
Q. What did the scientist say to the hydrogen atom that claimed it lost an electron?
A. "Are you positive?"
Q. Why was the clock in the cafeteria always slow?
A. Because every lunch it went back four seconds!
Q. Why was the pencil crying?
A. Because he was POINTLESS!
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. "I've got a lot of problems."
Q. What kind of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper?
A. Any dog, skyscrapers can't jump.
Q. Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pit stops during the race?
A. He was asking for directions!
Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.
Q. Which fish costs the most?
A. A gold fish!
Q. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
A. You Pokemon!
Q. What cheese is not yours?
A. Nacho Cheese.
Q. Why is baseball the safest sport?
A. Because on the field, it has a warning track.
Q. How do you cure a headache?
A. Put your head through the window and the pane will go!
Q. There are two dads and two sons that went fishing. Everyone caught a fish, but only three fish were caught. How is this possible?
A. There was a grandfather, a dad and a son.
Q. What is Barbie's favorite state?
Q. In a green house lives a green man and in the pink house lives a pink man. Who lives in the white house?
A. The president.
Q. What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?
A. The number nine.
Q. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and put the elephant in and then close the door.
Q. Why did the farmer let his cows eat the tall grass?
A. Because it needed to get moooed! (Mowed)
Q. What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
A. "We make a good match!"
Q. What is the radius of a pumpkin?
Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!
Q. Why did the girl take a ladder to school?
A. Because she thought it was a high school.
Q. What is green and white when it is up and red when it hits the ground?
A. A watermelon.
Q. What can you catch but never throw?
A. A cold.
Q. What do cows like to put on their sandwiches?
Q. What did the sweaty octopus spend all his money on?
A. Underarm deodrant.
Q. What has two heads, one tail and six legs?
A. A man on a horse.
Q. What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?
A. One is a cat copy, the other is a copy cat.
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.
Q. What money do dogs and cats have?
A. Kitty cash and doggy dollars.
Q. What did the judge say when the skunk got off the stage?
A. "You stink!"
Q. What's a monster's favourite game?
A. Swallow the Leader!
Q. What does a wolf say on Halloween?
A. "Happy HOWLoween!"
Q. Why didn't the squirrel cross the telephone wire?
A. Because the line was busy.
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.
Q. What has a ring but no finger?
A. A telephone!
Q. Mary and John were sitting in the family room one night. John was watching TV and Mary was reading a book. All of a sudden the power went out, so John decided to go to bed, but Mary kept on reading without any artificial light. How is this possible?
A. Mary was blind and was reading braile!
Q. Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
A. Because Noah sat on the deck!
Q. What did Sergeant Peanut Butter shout to his jelly police officers?
A. "Spread out, men!"
Q. What did the dragon say after laying 50 eggs?
A. "I'm EGGShausted!"
Q. You take away whole and some still remains. What is it?
Q. Why did the lamb go to the river?
A. To get a BAA-th!
Q. What is a gas station's favorite type of shoes?
Q. Why couldn't the bike stand up on it's own?
A. Because it was two-tired!
Q. What do you do when your fish is off?
A. You tune it up!
Q. Do you want to hear a construction joke?
A. Sorry I'm still working on it!
Q. Why did the phone cross the road?
A. To find his friends the numbers!
Q. What do you call a square that's been in an accident?
A. A WRECKtangle.
Q. What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
A. It gets wet.
Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!
Q. What did the dressing say to the refrigerator?
A. "Shut the door I am dressing!"
Q. As I get older, I become shorter. What am I?
A. A pencil!
Q. Why are cooks cruel?
A. Because they whip cream and beat eggs!!
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!
Q. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the baseball game?
A. He wanted to tie up the score!
Q. What do you call a door that is cute?
Q. Where do crayons go on vacation?
Q. What did the tie say to the hat?
A. "You go on a head and I'll hang around here."
Q. Why can't a leopard hide?
A. Because he's always spotted!
Q. Rail road tracks, look out for cars! How do you spell that without any Rs?
Q. What makes seven even?
A. Taking the S away!
Q. What did the paint give the wall on their first anniversary?
A. A new coat.
Q. Where do pencils come from?
Q. What is a snowman's favorite food?
A. Ice Krispy treats.
Q. What disappears when you turn the light on?
A. The dark!
Q. What do you get with a kangoroo and a snake?
A. A jump rope.
Q. Which month has 28 days?
A. All of them, of course!
Q. What card game do artists like to play?
A. Draw poker.
Q. Why did the man go off the cliff with his truck?
A. He wanted to test his air brakes.
Q. How do you know when an Irish person is happy?
A. When they are Dublin over with laughter!
Q. What way are the letter A and noon alike?
A. Both of them are in the middle of the day.
Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
Q. What did the fish say to the other fish?
A. "(O)(o)(O)(o)(O)" (Hello)
Q. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
Q. Why did the millionaire refuse to move to Alaska?
A. He didn't want to freeze his assets.
Q. If athletes get athletes foot then what do astronauts get?
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
A. A creamy quacker!
Q. Why was 10 afraid of 9?
A. Because 9 8 7!
Q. Why did the one handed man cross the road?
A. To get to the second hand shop!
Q. What country has the most church bells?
Q. Why was the coach mad?
A. Because he wanted his quarterback.
Q. What do you call two spiders who just got married?
Q. How did the cow get through the crowd?
A. He shouted MOOve!
Q. Why don't football players get hot?
A. Because of all their fans!
Q. What starts with T, ends with T, and is filled with T?
A. A teapot!
Q. Take me out of the box, scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?
A. A match!
Q. What has no lid, key, or hinge yet golden treasure is hid inside?
A. An egg!
Q. What fish will a greedy fisher catch?
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No idea. (No eye deer)
Q. What happens when you throw a purple rock into a yellow stream?
A. It makes a splash.
Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!
Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!
Q. Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
A. Because he saw the salad dressing.
Q. I have four wings but I never fly, I never laugh and never cry. On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with a squeaking sound. I turn but my body doesn't move. What am I?
A. A windmill that needs oiling.
Q. I am the beginning of end and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation and I surround every place. What am I?
A. The letter E!
Q. Why is England the wettest country?
A. Because the queen has reigned there for years!
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