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Q. What has a tongue but can't talk?
A. A shoe!
Q. Why did the newspaper blush?
A. Because he saw the comic strip.
Q. Where did the mother monster put her child when she was at work?
A. At day-SCARE!
Q. What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
A. A runny bunny.
Q. Why did the leopard refuse to take a bath?
A. It didn't want to come out spotless.
Q. What is a ghost's favorite color?
Q. What rolls and jumps but never walks?
A. A soccer ball!
Q. What do polar bears like to snack on?
A. Eskimo thighs.
Q. What can you put in a barrel that makes it lighter?
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
Q. What did the crocodile say to the waiter in the cafe?
A. I want bacon, eggs, and toast and make it SNAPPY!
Q. What did the sea say to the shore?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q. What has no lid, key, or hinge yet golden treasure is hid inside?
A. An egg!
Q. Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
A. Because they are always stuffed.
Q. What is a photograph's favorite game?
Q. What comes down but never goes up?
Q. Think of the person who lives in disguise, who deals in secrets and tells nothing but lies.
Next tell me what's always last to mend the middle of middle and end of the end.
And finally give me the sound often heard during the search for a hard to find word.
Now string them all together and answer me this:
What creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
A. A spider.
Q. What goes around and around but never gets dizzy?
Q. There was a boy and a doctor. The boy was the doctor's son but the doctor was not his dad. Who was the doctor?
A. His mom!
Q. What time do you go to the dentist?
A. Tooth hurty!
Q. What is the laziest mountain in the world?
A. Mount Ever-rest!
Q. How do you know if a vampire has a sore throat?
A. You can hear him coughin'.
Q. Why can't you play hide-and-seek with mountains?
A. Because they PEAK!
Q. Why did the baker go to jail?
A. Because he got caught beating the eggs.
Q. What did the bread say to the knife?
A. "Don't try to butter me up."
Q. What happens when an Egyptian prince's daddy dies?
A. His daddy becomes a mummy.
Q. What letter is a vegetable?
Q. Where do you get draggin' milk?
A. From a cow with short legs.
Q. Which baseball team do puppies play for?
A. The New York Pets.
Q. Why did the picture go to jail?
A. He got framed.
Q. Why isn't your nose 12 inches long?
A. Because it would be a foot.
Q. Why can't you take a test in the zoo?
A. There are too many cheetahs!
Q. Why is the ocean always grumpy?
A. You'd be grumpy too if you had crabs on your bottom!
Q. What's red and mushy and is found between sharks teeth?
A. Slow swimmers.
Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!
Q. Where does a 600 pound gorilla sit?
A. Anywhere he wants!
Q. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A. A dog a sore!
Q. Why did the lamb go to the river?
A. To get a BAA-th!
Q. Why did the girl take a ladder to school?
A. Because she thought it was a high school.
Q. What kind of bagel can fly?
A. A plain bagel.
Q. Why did the snake get a detention?
A. Because he was HISSpering!
Q. What do dogs have that other animal don't have?
Q. What do you give a frog at a hospital?
A. A HOPeration!
Q. What kind of birds always stay together?
Q. What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder?
A. He got a little behind in his work!
Q. What does a polar bear use to keep his head warm?
A. A polar ice cap.
Q. There are 30 white horses on a red hill. They stomp, chomp and they stop. What are they?
A. Your teeth.
Q. What do you do if something charges at you?
A. You take away its credit card!
Q. What kind of running means walking
A. Running out of gas.
Q. Why did the cow go to Hollywood?
A. She wanted to be a movie star.
Q. Why did the goose cross the road?
A. He didn't want to be called a chicken!
Q. Why did the strawberry cross the road?
A. Because his mom was in a jam!
Q. What did one lion say to another when they saw some hunters in a jeep?
A. "Look, meals on wheels!"
Q. What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Q. Why couldn't the eight year old get into the pirate movie?
A. Because it was rated ARRRR!
Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.
Q. Which animal is the oldest in the world?
A. The zebra because it's still black and white.
Q. How do you start a teddy bear race?
A. Ready, teddy, go!
Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. BOOberry pie!
Q. How do you spell mousetrap with ONLY three letters?
Q. What do you call a shark that swallowed a bunch of keys?
Q. Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
A. To get to the pot of gold.
Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!
Q. What can you call a math teacher?
A. A ruler.
Q. What does a cow do at the theatres?
A. Watch a MOO-vie.
Q. What is the radius of a pumpkin?
Q. What do you use to fix a torn daisy?
A. A flower patch.
Q. Why did the cow eat the tight rope walker?
A. Because he wanted a balanced meal!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.
Q. What does a triceratops sit on?
A. It's tricera-bottom!
Q. Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A. Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
Q. Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. What is a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A. A stick!
Q. Why did the new boy steal a chair from the classroom?
A. Because the teacher told him to take a seat.
Q. Why is a snake lucky?
A. Because you can't pull its leg!
Q. What should you do when you see a green alien?
A. Wait until it's ripe!
Q. Which country is the slipperiest?
Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"
Q. Why did the mushroom have so many friends?
A. Because he was a fungi!
Q. What is a TV's favorite thing to do at the the beach?
A. Channel surf.
Q. I have two coins in my pocket and they equal 15 cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are the coins in my pocket?
A. A nickel and a dime, I said only one of them is not a nickel.
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. An injured penguin.
Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!
Q. Why don't they play cards in Africa?
A. There are too many Cheetahs!
Q. What's black and white and can climb trees?
A. A panda.
Q. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
A. You Pokemon!
Q. Why did the baby chick cross the road?
A. It was take-your-child-to-work day.
Q. What happened to the shark when he ate too many keys?
A. He turned into the Lock-ness monster.
Q. What animal should you not play cards with?
A. A Cheetah!
Q. What was Mr. Cow and Mrs. Cow's favorite time together?
A. When they went on their honeyMOOn.
Q. Where is the best place to leave a dog when you go to a ball game?
A. In the barking lot.
Q. Why did the TV go out with the heater?
A. Because he thought she was hot!
Q. Mary was shot in the head. She managed to avoid being hospitalized and she's as healthy as can be. How can this be?
A. She had a modeling audition. So, they took her head shots.
Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!
Q. What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
A. They peel.
Q. Four men are in a boat and fall in the water. Not a single man gets wet. How is this possible?
A. All of them were married!
Q. What tools do you need for math?
Q. Why were the police suspicious of the window drapes?
A. They were shady.
Q. What street does a vampire live on?
A. A dead end!
Q. Why can't a leopard hide?
A. Because he's always spotted!
Q. Why does the man think the darkness is heavy?
A. Because it isn't light.
Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q. You have a candle, a stove, and a fireplace and a match. Which one would you light first?
A. The match!
Q. What did the frog order at the burger place?
A. French flies and a diet croak.
Q. What animal never tells the truth?
A. A lion.
Q. Why is the ice rink so cold?
A. There are a lot of fans there.
Q. What sort of appliance does a monkey use?
A. A gorilla. (A griller)
Q. How do you make varnish disappear?
A. Take away the R!
Q. Why don't farmers sew?
A. Because their needle is in a haystack.
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Are you my mommy?"
Q. Who in the solar system has the most loose change?
A. The moon, it keeps changing quarters.
Q. Why did the son put his father on top of the freezer?
A. He wanted an ice pop!
Q. What has a never ending life cycle?
Q. Which month has 28 days?
A. All of them, of course!
Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!
Q. Who does Frankenstein invite to his party?
A. Anyone he can gobble up!
Q. What two candies are the smartest?
A. Smarties and Nerds.
Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."
Q. Did you hear what happened down at the fish shop?
A. The fish got battered!
Q. Why was the computer late to work?
A. He had a hard-drive.
Q. What sits outside all year long and is Irish?
A. Paddy O'furniture.
Q. You're stuck in a cement box, all you have is a mirror and a table, how do you get out?
A. You take the mirror, you see what you saw, grab the saw, cut the table in half, one half plus one half equals one whole, you take the hole put it in the wall and walk out.
Q. What card game do artists like to play?
A. Draw poker.
Q. What comes twice in a week, never in a month and once in a year?
A. The letter E.
Q. What do you get when you cross a hammock and a dog?
A. A rocker spaniel.
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
Q. Why did the teacher draw on the window?
A. Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!
Q. What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A. A head banger.
Q. How do you make a swordfish like the library?
A. Take away the S in its name!
Q. Why is getting up in the morning like a pig's tail?
A. It's twirly. (Too early)
Q. What is the difference between a worn out runner and a worn out vet?
A. One's dog tired and the other is tired of dogs.
Q. What did the Ghost Busters have on their hands?
A. Ghost blisters.
Q. What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A. A fur ball.
Q. What makes songs but never sings?
Q. Can you name two things that have an eye buy can't see?
A. A needle and a hurricane!
Q. What is a snowman's favorite food?
A. Ice Krispy treats.
Q. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
A. "Thank you, I will never part with it."
Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!
Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!
Q. What did one burp say to the next?
A. Let's be stinkers and sneak out the back!
Q. Why was the rope late for dinner?
A. It got tied up at the office.
Q. What is cute and cuddly and lives in your toilet?
A. Winnie the Pooh!
Q. What is the most musical part of your body?
A. Your nose, you can blow it and pick it.
Q. What can you put in a freezer that's hot and will always come out hot?
A. Hot sauce.
Q. What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?
Q. Why did the doofus climb the glass wall?
A. So he could see what was on the other side.
Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A. "You look flushed."
Q. What money do dogs and cats have?
A. Kitty cash and doggy dollars.
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