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Q. Why did the oak tree have to eat his ice cream in a dish?
A. The pine tree wouldn't give him a cone!
Q. Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?
A. Because he had a big bill.
Q. What day has day in it but isn't Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, or Saturday?
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. Here Comes The Sun!
Q. Did you hear about the man who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
A. He kept popping out of bed all night!
Q. Why don't they play cards in Africa?
A. There are too many Cheetahs!
Q. What 4 letters scare a thief?
A. O I C U (Oh...I see you.)
Q. Why didn't the Joker cross the road?
A. Batman was on the other side.
Q. Why did the cow pack his bags?
A. Because he was MOOving!
Q. What bird can write?
Q. What did the spider do when he went on his computer?
A. He went on his web site!
Q. What has the fur of a cat, the whiskers of a cat, ears of a car, a tail of a cat, but is not a cat?
A. A kitten.
Q. What do you call a kangaroo that sneezes alot?
A. A kanga-choo.
Q. Why doesn't the sun go to college?
A. Because it has a million degrees!
Q. What happens when an Egyptian prince's daddy dies?
A. His daddy becomes a mummy.
Q. What do dogs have that other animal don't have?
Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!
Q. Why don't football players get hot?
A. Because of all their fans!
Q. What part of a fish weighs the most?
A. Its scales.
Q. What did the policeman say to his belly?
A. You are under a vest!
Q. What did the crocodile say to the waiter in the cafe?
A. I want bacon, eggs, and toast and make it SNAPPY!
Q. Why was the broom late for school?
A. He over swept.
Q. What does a cow do at the theatres?
A. Watch a MOO-vie.
Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!
Q. Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?
Q. What do you call a square that's been in an accident?
A. A WRECKtangle.
Q. Where did the boat go when it was sick?
A. His dock.
Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!
Q. What did the lucky lollipop say to the unlucky lollipop?
A. "Bye-bye, sucker!"
Q. What is white when dirty and black when clean?
A. A blackboard.
Q. Why do hair dressers always get places faster?
A. Because they know all the short cuts.
Q. What is the quickest way to double your money?
A. Fold it in half!
Q. What is black and white and when you kick it it flies?
A. A soccer ball!
Q. Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A. Because it's too far to walk!
Q. What do you do when your fish is off?
A. You tune it up!
Q. Why can't you take a test in the zoo?
A. There are too many cheetahs!
Q. What do you call a door that is cute?
Q. Why were the pirates so good at singing?
A. They were working on the high Cs.
Q. How much is the moon worth?
A. One dollar, because it has four quarters.
Q. Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?
A. Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!
Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal?
A. Bone appetite!
Q. Why are pirates called pirates?
A. Because they AAARRR!
Q. Why did the girl jump up and down before taking her medicine?
A. Because the label said: Shake well before using!
Q. Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
A. Because the batteries were dead.
Q. What can you call a math teacher?
A. A ruler.
Q. What did the volcanoes name their daughter?
Q. What did the cannibal say after he ate a clown?
A. "That tasted funny!"
Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!
Q. How many sides does a circle have?
A. Two, inside and out.
Q. What dog loves to take a shower?
A. A shamPOODLE.
Q. What did the broken clock say?
A. "Will someone give me hand?"
Q. Who was the straightest man in the Bible?
A. Joseph, Pharoah made a ruler out of him.
Q. What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
A. "I never sausage a place"
Q. What kind of witch lives at the beach?
A. A sandwich.
Q. Why are rivers so rich?
A. Because they have 2 banks.
Q. If a red house is made out of red brick, and a blue house is made of blue bricks what is a green house made of?
Q. Why do sharks live in salty water?
A. Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Q. What is a bird's favorite treat?
Q. What's an insect's favorite sport?
Q. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Q. Why was the Egyptian confused?
A. Because someone told him his daddy was a mummy!
Q. What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
Q. Why did the boy take a packet of oats with him to bed?
A. To feed his nightMARE!
Q. What do eagles do when they coach a sports team?
A. They wing it.
Q. Which one is faster, hot or cold?
A. Hot. You can catch cold!
Q. Q. Rail road crossing, watch out for the cars, can you spell that with out any Rs?
Q. How can you tell which end is the head of a worm?
A. Tickle the middle and see where it laughs!
Q. Why was the coach mad?
A. Because he wanted his quarterback.
Q. What did the pig put on his rash?
Q. What did the sick freight elevator say?
A. "I think I'm coming down with something."
Q. Why did the cow want some cheese?
A. Because it's MOOlicious!
Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q. What goes up but does not go down?
A. Your age!
Q. What's yesterday's tomorrow?
Q. There was no moon and a black car with no headlights was driving on a black road. On the black road there was a black dog. The car avoided the dog. How is this possible?
A. It was daytime.
Q. There are 3 men on a boat. The boat tips over and only 2 men get their hair wet. How is that possible?
A. One is bald.
Q. What has lots of teeth but can't chew a thing?
A. A comb!
Q. Where did the hamburgers go?
A. To the Meat Ball!
Q. What is a volcano?
A. A mountain with hiccups!
Q. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A. A pouch potato.
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No idea. (No eye deer)
Q. What's the difference between a dirty dime and a clean nickel?
A. 5 cents.
Q. What kind of car does a cow drive?
A. A CATTLEac.
Q. What do fish take to stay alive?
A. Vitamin sea.
Q. Why was the cumputer cold at night?
A. It forgot to close its windows.
Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the possums how it's done.
Q. Do you know who I think is the most beautiful person in the world?
A. Look at the 5th word.
Q. Why did the surfer wear a baseball mitt?
A. He wanted to catch a wave.
Q. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A. "You're way too young to smoke."
Q. Why didn't the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test?
A. Because he didn't want anything to slip his mind.
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q. Why did the skeleton flunk out?
A. His heart was not in it!
Q. You take away whole and some still remains. What is it?
Q. What's black and white and can climb trees?
A. A panda.
Q. Think of the person who lives in disguise, who deals in secrets and tells nothing but lies.
Next tell me what's always last to mend the middle of middle and end of the end.
And finally give me the sound often heard during the search for a hard to find word.
Now string them all together and answer me this:
What creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
A. A spider.
Q. Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
A. Because he saw the salad dressing.
Q. Why did the millionaire refuse to move to Alaska?
A. He didn't want to freeze his assets.
Q. How many seconds are in a year?
A. 12: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc.
Q. Why did the crab cross the road?
A. To get to the other the tide.
Q. Why did the dalmation go to the eye doctor?
A. Because he kept seeing spots.
Q. What devours everything and everything devours it?
Q. What sort of appliance does a monkey use?
A. A gorilla. (A griller)
Q. What does a phone eat?
Q. Why are fish smart?
A. Because they travel in schools.
Q. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A. A buccaneer (A buck an ear)
Q. What do you call a deer that makes money?
A. A buck!
Q. What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
A. A chew-chew train.
Q. Where does a penguin go to visit his aunt?
Q. What do you use to fix a torn daisy?
A. A flower patch.
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. A zebra with the chicken pox.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.
Q. Why did the policeman stay in bed?
A. Because he was an undercover cop.
Q. How did the teacher knit a suit of armor?
A. She used steel wool!
Q. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Q. What loses its head every day and gets it back every night?
A. A pillow.
Q. What is coming but never arrives?
Q. What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A. Rubber band because it stretches!
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
Q. What is a mouth that won't shut up?
A. A blabber mouth.
Q. Which country is the slipperiest?
Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.
Q. Why did the bank robber take a bath?
A. So he could make a clean getaway.
Q. What runs around a house but never moves?
A. A fence.
Q. What is a crate's favorite sport?
Q. There are 2 cats, one is French and the other English. The French cat's name was Un Deux Trois and the English cat's name was One Two Three. Both cats think they're better than the other. To determine this they have a swimming contest. Which cat wins and why?
A. The English cat, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq! (Un Deux Trois cat sank)
Q. What was Mr. Cow and Mrs. Cow's favorite time together?
A. When they went on their honeyMOOn.
Q. Why did the toilet paper want to roll down the hill?
A. To get to the bottom.
Q. What was the name of Noah's wife?
Q. What is black, white and red all over?
A. An embarassed zebra!
Q. What has two heads, one tail and six legs?
A. A man on a horse.
Q. What has two back bones and 1000 ribs?
A. A railroad.
Q. What's black, white, black, white, black and white?
A. A penguin rolling down a hill.
Q. Why was the crab arrested?
A. For pinching!
Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.
Q. Tall in the morning, short at noon, gone at night but I'll be back soon. What am I?
A. A shadow!
Q. What seven letters did the robber say when he saw nothing in the safe?
A. "O I C U R M T!"
Q. Why did the fish have no money on him?
A. He left it all at the bank.
Q. What does a surprised iceberg say?
A. "Goodness Glacius!"
Q. What did the creek say to the brook?
A. "Stop babbling!"
Q. What did the cab driver wear to the ball?
A. A TAXIdo!
Q. What pet does everybody have?
A. A carPET!
Q. What does an injured lemon need?
A. Lemon Aid!
Q. Why did the rope go to the doctor?
A. It had a knot in its stomach.
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. "I've got a lot of problems."
Q. What did the judge say when the skunk entered the court?
A. "Odor in the court!"
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