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Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!
Q. Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
A. Because he had a dino-SORE!
Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.
Q. Why was the pencil crying?
A. Because he was POINTLESS!
Q. There was a boy and a doctor. The boy was the doctor's son but the doctor was not his dad. Who was the doctor?
A. His mom!
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
Q. What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
Q. What do you call a person who operates an armored car?
A. A safe driver.
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. A zebra with the chicken pox.
Q. What is the end of everything?
A. The letter G.
Q. Why did the Smartie go to school?
A. Because he wanted to be smarter.
Q. How do you communicate with a fish?
A. Drop it a line.
Q. How many letters are in the alphabet?
A. 11, T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Q. What happens when you cross the tango and a waltz?
A. A wango!
Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.
Q. How do you get rid of a boomerang?
A. Throw it down a one way street!
Q. What kind of witch lives at the beach?
A. A sandwich.
Q. Why couldn't the shipmates play cards?
A. The captain was sitting on the deck!
Q. Which day is mostly avoided by fish?
Q. What is a crate's favorite sport?
Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.
Q. What fish will a greedy fisher catch?
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests!
Q. What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?
A. Time to buy a new clock.
Q. There is a horse tied to a rope five yards long. Ten yards away there is hay. The horse is eating the hay, how did he get there?
A. The rope isn't tied to anything.
Q. What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
A. "You can count on me!"
Q. Why did the horse cross the road?
A. To get to the other NEIGH-bourhood.
Q. What letter is a European bird?
Q. How do you make a goldfish age?
A. Take away the g in goldfish.
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
A. A creamy quacker!
Q. Where do you send a soldier with a toothache?
A. To the drill sergeant!
Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!
Q. What is red and has fangs?
A. An apple. I lied about the fangs!
Q. What do you call a dead person in the closet?
A. The 1966 hide-and-go-seek champion.
Q. What is the radius of a pumpkin?
Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.
Q. Why did the phone cross the road?
A. To find his friends the numbers!
Q. What does a hamburger name his daughter?
Q. If athletes get athletes foot then what do astronauts get?
Q. What did the Ghost Busters have on their hands?
A. Ghost blisters.
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Are you my mommy?"
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the store?
A. To get some spare ribs.
Q. What can you call a math teacher?
A. A ruler.
Q. What book can you look in to find words that are not true?
A. The fiction-ary!
Q. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A. A clock.
Q. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A. A woolly jumper!
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Q. Why should you never play hide and seek with mountains?
A. Mountains always peek (peak).
Q. What animal never tells the truth?
A. A lion.
Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!
Q. What did the joey say to the turtle?
A. "I can take my home with me too."
Q. What is the biggest word in the world?
A. Smiles. There is a mile in between each S.
Q. Where do birds go to school?
A. High school.
Q. Why do people like vampires so much?
A. Because they are FANGtastic!
Q. What has four legs, stands and is helpful to people?
A. A table!
Q. What is the quickest way to double your money?
A. Fold it in half!
Q. What has a forest with no trees, lakes without water, roads with no cars and deserts with no sand?
A. A map!
Q. What card game do artists like to play?
A. Draw poker.
Q. Why don't farmers sew?
A. Because their needle is in a haystack.
Q. I have four wings but I never fly, I never laugh and never cry. On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with a squeaking sound. I turn but my body doesn't move. What am I?
A. A windmill that needs oiling.
Q. Why did the skeleton flunk out?
A. His heart was not in it!
Q. Why did the firefighter put his belt on?
A. To hold his pants up!
Q. Why didn't the moon finish his meal?
A. It was full.
Q. What did the sea say to the shore?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q. What smells like red paint but is blue?
A. Blue paint.
Q. What do you call a giant with carrots in his ears?
A. Anything you want, he can't hear you!
Q. What is a cow's favourite movie?
Q. Why did the bird go to the restaurant?
A. Because he wanted a tweet!
Q. Why did the baseball player get arrested?
A. Because he was caught stealing second base!
Q. If the red house is in the left and the blue house is on the right, where is the white house ?
A. Washington DC.
Q. Why did the monkey cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired.
Q. What do you call a kangaroo that sneezes alot?
A. A kanga-choo.
Q. Q. Rail road crossing, watch out for the cars, can you spell that with out any Rs?
Q. What can fill up the the room but takes no space?
Q. Where do pirates like to eat?
Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion.
Q. What do you call a person who studies happy parrots?
A. A jollypollyoligist!
Q. What do you call a shark that swallowed a bunch of keys?
Q. What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
Q. How do you make a Kleenex dance?
A. You put a little boogie in it!
Q. What is a bird's favorite treat?
Q. What do you get when you cross a star and a gun?
A. A shooting star!
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a tiger?
A. I don't know but you better behave in its class!
Q. What's a cat's favourite magazine?
A. A CAT-alogue.
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. Which tree doesn't play checkers?
A. The Chestnut.
Q. What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
A. Evaporated milk.
Q. What is Santa's favorite snack?
A. Ho, hos!
Q. How is bubble gum similar to a Wookie?
A. It's Chewy.
Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?
A. An egg.
Q. How can you tell which end is the head of a worm?
A. Tickle the middle and see where it laughs!
Q. Which wolf got lost in the woods?
A. The WHEREwolf.
Q. There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
A. A watermelon!
Q. Why do teachers give you homework?
A. Just to annoy you.
Q. Where is the best place to leave a dog when you go to a ball game?
A. In the barking lot.
Q. Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?
A. Because he had a big bill.
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. A penguin doing 100 push ups.
Q. What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A. A wonkey.
Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!
Q. What do you get when you cross a skeleton with a genie?
A. A wish bone!
Q. What makes seven even?
A. Taking the S away!
Q. What can't you eat at dinner?
A. Breakfast and lunch!
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
A. To get a spare rib .
Q. Why did the TV go out with the heater?
A. Because he thought she was hot!
Q. Why did the orange get stuck up the on the mountain?
A. Because he ran out of juice.
Q. Why did the rancher name his ranch "Peanut Butter"?
A. It was a great spread.
Q. What has a ring but no finger?
A. A telephone!
Q. Do sharks like to act in movies?
A. Only if they get the big, juicy parts.
Q. What has a head and a tail but no body?
A. A coin?
Q. Why did the baby chick cross the road?
A. It was take-your-child-to-work day.
Q. What goes around the world but stays in one place?
A. A stamp.
Q. What does a tree drink?
A. Root beer!
Q. What kind of car does Humpty Dumpty drive?
A. A Yolks Wagon!
Q. 30 people are in a room, no way in, no way out. Don't ask me how they got in. Someone counted and they got 34-heads. How is that possible?
A. 30 foreheads!
Q. What do cheerleaders drink?
A. Root beer.
Q. What did Delaware?
A. A New Jersey!
Q. What do polar bears like to snack on?
A. Eskimo thighs.
Q. Which state has the smallest soft drinks?
Q. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECK!
Q. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. Finding half a worm in your apple.
Q. What was Mr. Cow and Mrs. Cow's favorite time together?
A. When they went on their honeyMOOn.
Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.
Q. What is green and hangs off trees?
A. Giraffe snot.
Q. What loses its head every day and gets it back every night?
A. A pillow.
Q. You're riding on a horse and you realize there's a lion chasing you and a giraffe is in front of you. What do you do?
A. Jump off the merry-go-round!
Q. What do you call a super hero who has lost his powers?
A. A super-zero.
Q. What can you throw but not catch?
A. A fit!
Q. What do you call a dog who wins a race?
A. A weiner.
Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!
Q. How come a cheetah can't play hide and seek?
A. Because he's already been spotted.
Q. What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
A. "Catch up!"
Q. What letter is an exclamation?
Q. Why was the ghost on the cheerleading squad?
A. It wanted to add a little team spirit.
Q. What can you serve but never eat?
A. A tennis ball!
Q. If you have a referee in football and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Q. Why couldn't the eight year old get into the pirate movie?
A. Because it was rated ARRRR!
Q. What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A. "You crack me up!"
Q. What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?
A. A synonym roll.
Q. What should you do when you see a green alien?
A. Wait until it's ripe!
Q. What did one wall say to the other wall?
A. "I'll meet you at the corner."
Q. What kind of bug goes Zzub Zzub?
A. A bumble bee flying backward!
Q. What is in and out, big and small, short and tall, up and down, and all around?
A. Life and time.
Q. Where can you always find happiness?
A. In a dictionary!
Q. What animal should you not play cards with?
A. A Cheetah!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.
Q. What do mice feel like when they come out of the shower?
A. Squeaky clean!
Q. What did the pig put on his rash?
Q. What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
A. The space bar!
Q. If a man was born in Spain, raised in Russia, grew old in Greece and died in America, what is he?
Q. What kind of shoes does a spy wear?
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