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500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

Read our huge collection of funny riddles for kids! All our riddles include answers and have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Laugh out loud at these clever and silly riddles sent in by kids visiting our playhouse. Share them with your kids, students and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. We know these riddles will make you laugh out loud! :D

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Q. Why doesn't a bald man need any keys?
A. Because he doesn't have any locks!

Q. Why don't football players get hot?
A. Because of all their fans!

Q. What do you need if you see a kangaroo 20 miles away?
A. I don't know, but you sure don't need glasses.

Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.

Q. How many letters are in envelope?
A. One.

Q. What do you call two bananas?
A. A pair of slippers!

Q. Why are cooks cruel?
A. Because they whip cream and beat eggs!!

Q. Why didn't the bunny hop?
A. No bunny knows.

Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!

Q. How many sides does a circle have?
A. Two, inside and out.

Q. If the red house is in the left and the blue house is on the right, where is the white house ?
A. Washington DC.

Q. What is a cat's favorite color?
A. PURRple!

Q. What's a cat's favourite magazine?
A. A CAT-alogue.

Q. What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder?
A. He got a little behind in his work!

Q. Why are rivers so rich?
A. Because they have 2 banks.

Q. Do you know what happens when ducks fly upside down?
A. They quack up!

Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!

Q. If a very small fish married a young dog, what would their baby be called?
A. A guppy puppy.

Q. How do you communicate with a fish?
A. Drop it a line.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
A. Art.

Q. What did the paper cowboy say to the pencil cowboy?
A. "Draw."

Q. What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
A. STINKerbell.

Q. What is the best way to see a flying saucer?
A. Trip a waiter.

Q. Which fish costs the most?
A. A gold fish!

Q. Where did the boy take his pet pig to?
A. The Ham-usement park!

Q. I am a rock group that has four members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assassinated. What group am I?
A. Mount Rushmore! Get it, rock group?

Q. What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together?
A. They had a class trip!

Q. What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like?
A. DINOmite!

Q. Rail road tracks, look out for cars! How do you spell that without any Rs?
A. T-H-A-T!

Q. What do people have in common with a math book?
A. We've all got a lot of problems!

Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.

Q. Why didn't the Joker cross the road?
A. Batman was on the other side.

Q. What do you call a deer that makes money?
A. A buck!

Q. What is green and sings?
A. Elvis Parsley.

Q. Where do famous dragons go after they retire?
A. The hall of flame!

Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!

Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
A. Snow.

Q. What do you call a kangaroo that sneezes alot?
A. A kanga-choo.

Q. What is a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A. A stick!

Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"

Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!

Q. Say milk five times really fast. Now, what do cows drink?
A. Water.

Q. Why did the gum cross the road?
A. It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Q. Where do you weigh whales?
A. At the whale-weigh station.

Q. What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat?
A. The Milky Baa-r kid.

Q. What does a polar bear use to keep his head warm?
A. A polar ice cap.

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!

Q. What is the biggest word in the world?
A. Smiles. There is a mile in between each S.

Q. Why did the doofus climb the glass wall?
A. So he could see what was on the other side.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall?
A. "I'll meet you at the corner."

Q. What did Shakespeare say to the pencil?
A. "Write on!"

Q. How do you get rid of a boomerang?
A. Throw it down a one way street!

Q. What's a frog's favorite year?
A. Leap year!

Q. Why did the newspaper blush?
A. Because he saw the comic strip.

Q. What did the joey say to the turtle?
A. "I can take my home with me too."

Q. What kind of flower lives between your mouth and your chin?
A. Two-lips.

Q. Why did the duck cross the road?
A. Because it thought it was a chicken.

Q. What loses its head every day and gets it back every night?
A. A pillow.

Q. Why is baseball the safest sport?
A. Because on the field, it has a warning track.

Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. If he flew over a bay he'd be called a bagel!

Q. What letter is a drink?
A. T.

Q. Why don't ducks get letters?
A. Because they already have bills!

Q. What does an eagle use to write with?
A. A bald point pen!

Q. What do you get when you cross a star and a gun?
A. A shooting star!

Q. What did the vampire say to his wife?
A. "Your neck looks slimmer."

Q. Why was the clock in the cafeteria always slow?
A. Because every lunch it went back four seconds!

Q. What does a French cow say?
A. "Moo Lala!"

Q. If a red house is made out of red brick, and a blue house is made of blue bricks what is a green house made of?
A. Glass.

Q. What book can you look in to find words that are not true?
A. The fiction-ary!

Q. Why did the TV go out with the heater?
A. Because he thought she was hot!

Q. Why did the pencil cross the road first?
A. He was the LEADer!

Q. What did Cinderella say to the photographer?
A. "Someday my prints will come!"

Q. What disappears when you turn the light on?
A. The dark!

Q. Why did the baker go to jail?
A. Because he got caught beating the eggs.

Q. What do you call a dentist in the army?
A. A drill sergeant.

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Q. Why do you never ask a dinosaur to read you a story?
A. Because their tales are so long.

Q. Where do ghosts buy their food?
A. At the GHOSTery Store.

Q. What letter of the alphabet has the most water?
A. The letter C!

Q. Why did the hot dog wear a sweater?
A. Because it was a chili dog!

Q. What did one lion say to another when they saw some hunters in a jeep?
A. "Look, meals on wheels!"

Q. What is white, black and red all over?
A. An embarrassed penguin.

Q. There are 30 white horses on a red hill. They stomp, chomp and they stop. What are they?
A. Your teeth.

Q. How do you make cool music?
A. Put your CD's in the fridge.

Q. What did the pig put on his rash?
A. OINKment!

Q. What begins and ends with e but only has one letter?
A. An envelope.

Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!

Q. What does a triceratops sit on?
A. It's tricera-bottom!

Q. What starts with a P and ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
A. The Post Office!

Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.

Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!

Q. If a man was born in Spain, raised in Russia, grew old in Greece and died in America, what is he?
A. Dead.

Q. Why did the rancher name his ranch "Peanut Butter"?
A. It was a great spread.

Q. What do you call a giant with carrots in his ears?
A. Anything you want, he can't hear you!

Q. What do you call a door that is cute?
A. ADOORable!

Q. What do you call a crab that will not share?
A. A selfish. (Shellfish)

Q. Why does Waldo wear stripes?
A. Because he doesn't want to be spotted!

Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!

Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. BOOberry pie!

Q. Do you want to hear a construction joke?
A. Sorry I'm still working on it!

Q. How come my uncle does not brush his hair?
A. Because he is bald.

Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!

Q. What did the sun say to the sheep and the cloud?
A. "Whoa, are y'all related?"

Q. Why did the baseball player get arrested?
A. Because he was caught stealing second base!

Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
A. Homeless.

Q. What time does a duck wake up?
A. At the QUACK of dawn.

Q. What is the only question you can never answer honestly with a yes?
A. "Are you asleep?"

Q. What happened to the frog's car when it got stuck?
A. It had to get TOAD away.

Q. How much is the moon worth?
A. One dollar, because it has four quarters.

Q. Why did the young cat get arrested ?
A. For his litter!

Q. Why don't ducks tell jokes when they are flying?
A. Because they just might quack up.

Q. Why do people like vampires so much?
A. Because they are FANGtastic!

Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a tiger?
A. I don't know but you better behave in its class!

Q. Why was the girl staring at the juice box?
A. Because it said: "Concentrate."

Q. Why couldn't the shipmates play cards?
A. The captain was sitting on the deck!

Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
A. A creamy quacker!

Q. What makes seven even?
A. Taking the S away!

Q. Why didn't the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test?
A. Because he didn't want anything to slip his mind.

Q. What do you call a grandfather clock?
A. An old timer!

Q. How do you catch a rabbit?
A. Make a noise like a carrot.

Q. What did one cliff say to the other cliff?
A. "Don't try to bluff me."

Q. In what way can the letter A help a deaf lady?
A. It can make her hear.

Q. A skunk, a frog and a duck wanted to go to the movies. The movies cost a dollar, which animal got to go?
A. The frog because it was the only one with a greenback.

Q. Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?
A. Times Square.

Q. What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slow?
A. Mufasa!

Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!

Q. What is the laziest mountain in the world?
A. Mount Ever-rest!

Q. What's the best place to grow flowers in school?
A. In kindergarden.

Q. How did Burger King propose to his girlfriend?
A. With an onion ring.

Q. What do you call a jacket that is on fire?
A. A blazer!

Q. What do you use to fix a torn daisy?
A. A flower patch.

Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.

Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because its only got one boot.

Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a hole in one!

Q. What did the firefly say to the other firefly?
A. "You glow, girl!"

Q. The more you take of these, the more you leave behind. What are they?
A. Footsteps!

Q. How do you attach a duck to the wall?
A. With Duck tape!

Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
A. BOOberries.

Q. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A. A pouch potato.

Q. What's yesterday's tomorrow?
A. Today!

Q. Mary and John were sitting in the family room one night. John was watching TV and Mary was reading a book. All of a sudden the power went out, so John decided to go to bed, but Mary kept on reading without any artificial light. How is this possible?
A. Mary was blind and was reading braile!

Q. What did the bread say to the knife?
A. "Don't try to butter me up."

Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!

Q. Why should you never shower with a pokemon?
A. Because they Pikachu (peek at you).

Q. What has 3 feet but cannot walk?
A. A yardstick!

Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.

Q. What is in fingers, toolboxes and snails?
A. Nails!

Q. Which bet can't be won?
A. Alphabet.

Q. What letter is an exclamation?
A. O!

Q. What do you call a person with a tree for a briefcase?
A. A branch manager.

Q. What is a shark's favourite food?
A. Fish and ships.

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