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Q. Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
A. To the reTAIL store.
Q. Why are pirates called pirates?
A. Because they AAARRR!
Q. A bus driver was going down the road. He passed a stop sign without stopping, went on the left side of the road, and ran a red light, yet he didn't get fined. Why?
A. Because he wasn't driving a bus, he was walking!
Q. What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Q. What kind of chickens lay golden eggs?
A. Golden Chicks!
Q. Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window?
A. He wanted to see time fly!
Q. What do mice feel like when they come out of the shower?
A. Squeaky clean!
Q. What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like?
Q. What is white on the outside, green on the inside and hops?
A. A frog sandwich.
Q. What do dogs have that other animal don't have?
Q. Why do mushrooms like to tell jokes?
A. Because they're a fungi!
Q. Why did the man go off the cliff with his truck?
A. He wanted to test his air brakes.
Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!
Q. What did the cow say to the other cow?
A. "MOOve over!"
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
Q. Why is baseball the safest sport?
A. Because on the field, it has a warning track.
Q. What has a forest with no trees, lakes without water, roads with no cars and deserts with no sand?
A. A map!
Q. What goes through towns and hills but never moves?
Q. What is a shark's favourite food?
A. Fish and ships.
Q. What book can you look in to find words that are not true?
A. The fiction-ary!
Q. How do you stop a mouse from squealing?
A. Oil it.
Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence.
Q. Why don't ducks get letters?
A. Because they already have bills!
Q. Why was the crab arrested?
A. For pinching!
Q. Why was the clock in the cafeteria always slow?
A. Because every lunch it went back four seconds!
Q. What do you call a bear who forgot his socks?
Q. How many sides does a circle have?
A. Two, inside and out.
Q. How can you tell which end is the head of a worm?
A. Tickle the middle and see where it laughs!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the possums how it's done.
Q. What is brown, has a tail and a head, but no legs?
A. A penny!
Q. Which tree doesn't play checkers?
A. The Chestnut.
Q. There is a restaurant that is shaped like an oval. Inside there are waiters, a chef, a hostess, and a janitor. The restaurant opens and later that night the lights go off. Then when the lights turn on everyone except the staff is dead. So, the next day an investigator comes and asks people what they where doing that night. He asked the waiters what they were doing and they said, "Serving customers."
He asked the chef, and the chef said, "He was cooking."
Then he asked the janitor and he said he was sweeping in the corners.
Who killed everyone?
A. The janitor, because there are no corners in a circular restaurant!
Q. What is in and out, big and small, short and tall, up and down, and all around?
A. Life and time.
Q. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A. A woolly jumper!
Q. What card game do artists like to play?
A. Draw poker.
Q. One cow is talking to another cow and looks away for 10 seconds and the other cow is gone. Where is the other cow?
A. Over the moon!
Q. Where does a 600 pound gorilla sit?
A. Anywhere he wants!
Q. What did the tree say to the light bulb?
A. "Hey! Just had a bright idea!"
Q. What has holes and can still hold water?
A. A sponge!
Q. What did the iPhone say to the other iPhone?
A. "It is nice to text you."
Q. Where did the boy take his pet pig to?
A. The Ham-usement park!
Q. What do you call a man in a bush?
Q. What kind of bats swing upside down?
Q. What does a wolf say on Halloween?
A. "Happy HOWLoween!"
Q. Why did the students study in the aeroplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.
Q. What do you call a frog that parks in a tow away zone?
A. A TOAD away zone.
Q. What do you get when you cross a bird, a car, and a dog?
A. A flying carpet.
Q. What fish will a greedy fisher catch?
Q. Why did the girl jump up and down before taking her medicine?
A. Because the label said: Shake well before using!
Q. What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for school?
Q. Why did the young cat get arrested ?
A. For his litter!
Q. How do you stop a rhino from charging?
A. Take away its credit card.
Q. Where can you always find happiness?
A. In a dictionary!
Q. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the ark with him?
A. None, it was Noah's ark.
Q. What runs but has no legs?
A. A nose!
Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!
Q. What kind of running means walking
A. Running out of gas.
Q. What does not ask questions but must be answered?
A. A doorbell.
Q. If there was a spelling test, which animal would win?
A. The bee!
Q. What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
A. Fang mail.
Q. Why did Daniel go to the top of the school?
A. Because he wanted to go to high school.
Q. What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you berry much."
Q. What has no lid, key, or hinge yet golden treasure is hid inside?
A. An egg!
Q. Mary's mum had three children. One was called April, the second was May. What was the name of the last one?
Q. What's bigger when it's upside down?
A. A 6!
Q. What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder?
A. He got a little behind in his work!
Q. Where do birds go to school?
A. High school.
Q. If you're on a plane and one of the engines breaks, how far will the other one take you?
A. All the way to the scene of the crash.
Q. What did the glue say to the teacher?
A. "I'm stuck on you."
Q. Where did the mother monster put her child when she was at work?
A. At day-SCARE!
Q. What do cheerleaders drink?
A. Root beer.
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow with a smurf?
A. Blue cheese!
Q. What did the sun say to the sheep and the cloud?
A. "Whoa, are y'all related?"
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q. What did the big hand on the clock say to the little hand?
A. "Hour you today?"
Q. Why did the gum cross the road?
A. It was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q. What do you call a deaf dinosaur?
A. Anything you like, he can't hear you!
Q. Why did the baker go to jail?
A. Because he got caught beating the eggs.
Q. What is a cow's favorite ice cream?
Q. How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
A. Poker face!
Q. What tools do you need for math?
Q. What did the joey say to the turtle?
A. "I can take my home with me too."
Q. What do ghosts wear on their feet?
Q. What street does a vampire live on?
A. A dead end!
Q. What has a never ending life cycle?
Q. What does Dracula say when he doesn't have good news?
A. "I have BAT news, everyone!"
Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.
Q. What bow can't be tied?
A. A rainbow.
Q. What did the student say to the math worksheet?
A. I'm not a therapist, solve your own problems!
Q. Did you hear about the skeleton and his girlfriend?
A. They broke up and he was shattered!
Q. How did the man build up his flea collar business?
A. He started from scratch.
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a tiger?
A. I don't know but you better behave in its class!
Q. Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A. Better not tell you, it might spread!
Q. Which state has the smallest soft drinks?
Q. Why is the White House spotless?
A. Because it lives in WASHington!
Q. Why was the coach mad?
A. Because he wanted his quarterback.
Q. What football team makes the most money?
A. The Buck-aneers.
Q. How do you cure a headache?
A. Put your head through the window and the pane will go!
Q. What kind of monkey can fly?
A. A hot air BABOON!
Q. Why did Goofy take a ladder to school?
A. Because he wanted to get to high school.
Q. What happens if you call 611 for the police?
A. The police car comes to you upside down!
Q. What did the broken clock say?
A. "Will someone give me hand?"
Q. If a red house is made out of red brick, and a blue house is made of blue bricks what is a green house made of?
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Q. Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pit stops during the race?
A. He was asking for directions!
Q. Why did the orange wish he was wearing sunscreen?
A. He was starting to peel!
Q. Why did the orange lose the race?
A. Because it ran out of juice.
Q. Why couldn't the skeleton laugh?
A. Because he lost his funny bone.
Q. What does the sun skate on?
Q. What does a French cow say?
A. "Moo Lala!"
Q. Why did the TV go out with the heater?
A. Because he thought she was hot!
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. To get to the MOOvies.
Q. What happens when you cross the tango and a waltz?
A. A wango!
Q. What has a tongue but can't talk?
A. A shoe!
Q. Why did the skeleton flunk out?
A. His heart was not in it!
Q. I am found on land and in the sea but I don't walk or swim. I travel by foot but I'm toeless. No matter where I go I'm never far from home. Who am I?
A. A snail.
Q. What is the radius of a pumpkin?
Q. What's new at the zoo?
A. A gnu!
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a camel?
A. A lumpy milkshake!
Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Q. What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?
A. One is a cat copy, the other is a copy cat.
Q. The person who makes it sells it, the person who buys it never uses it, the person who is in it doesn't know it, what is it?
A. A coffin.
Q. Why did the Advil go to jail?
A. Because it was a pain killer.
Q. There is a black house, grey house, red house, yellow house, green house and brown house. What colour house does President Obama live in?
A. The White House!
Q. What did the crocodile say to the waiter in the cafe?
A. I want bacon, eggs, and toast and make it SNAPPY!
Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q. What do frogs drink?
Q. What time do you go to the dentist?
A. Tooth hurty!
Q. What is something you will never see again?
A. The past.
Q. Why are ghosts always hungry?
A. Because the food goes right through them!
Q. How do you make an octopus laugh?
A. Ten Tickles (Tentacles)!
Q. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A. Bunny toots!
Q. How do you catch a school of fish?
A. With a bookworm.
Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
Q. You take away whole and some still remains. What is it?
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs!
Q. What did the lucky lollipop say to the unlucky lollipop?
A. "Bye-bye, sucker!"
Q. Sam, Lula, Mike, and Kayla all live in a house. Mike and Kayla went out to the movies and when they got back Lula was on the floor dead in a pile of broken glass and water. Sam was on the couch sleeping and didn't know what happened. How did Lula die?
A. Sam is a dog and Lula is a fish. Sam pushed over the fish bowl.
Q. What makes seven even?
A. Taking the S away!
Q. Why were the police suspicious of the window drapes?
A. They were shady.
Q. Why is arithmetic hard work?
A. All those numerals you have to carry.
Q. Why is U the happiest letter?
A. Because it is in the middle of fun
Q. What is a snake's favourite subject?
Q. What can you throw but not catch?
A. A fit!
Q. What can you put in a barrel that makes it lighter?
Q. Why do teachers give you homework?
A. Just to annoy you.
Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.
Q. How do you make varnish disappear?
A. Take away the R!
Q. What is Santa's favorite snack?
A. Ho, hos!
Q. Did you hear what happened down at the fish shop?
A. The fish got battered!
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