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Q. What has 3 feet but cannot walk?
A. A yardstick!
Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!
Q. Why did the starfish breakup with the lobster?
A. Because he was SHELLfish.
Q. What is the biggest word in the world?
A. Smiles. There is a mile in between each S.
Q. What did the elephant say to her son when he was naughty?
A. "Tusk tusk!"
Q. What did the magazine say to the pencil?
A. "You are looking very sharp today."
Q. You have a candle, a stove, and a fireplace and a match. Which one would you light first?
A. The match!
Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.
Q. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECK!
Q. What do cows like to put on their sandwiches?
Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
Q. What's better than 24?
Q. What did the baker give his wife for their anniversary?
Q. What's red and mushy and is found between sharks teeth?
A. Slow swimmers.
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. CELL phones.
Q. What is a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A. A stick!
Q. What do ghosts wear on their feet?
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion.
Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)
Q. What place has the most cows?
A. Moo York. (New York)
Q. Why did Tigger look in the bathroom?
A. To find Pooh!
Q. Where do oak trees come from?
Q. What do you take before every meal?
A. A seat!
Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q. Why didn't the police catch the banana?
A. Because it split!
Q. What's black, white and blue all over?
A. A cold zebra.
Q. What bow can't be tied?
A. A rainbow.
Q. What did the cat need when it was having trouble seeing?
A. A PURRscription!
Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal?
A. Bone appetite!
Q. What does the sun skate on?
Q. How come a cheetah can't play hide and seek?
A. Because he's already been spotted.
Q. What's black, white, black, white, black and white?
A. A penguin rolling down a hill.
Q. What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?
A. "Dill me in!"
Q. I have two coins in my pocket and they equal 15 cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are the coins in my pocket?
A. A nickel and a dime, I said only one of them is not a nickel.
Q. What dog loves to take a shower?
A. A shamPOODLE.
Q. Why did the one handed man cross the road?
A. To get to the second hand shop!
Q. What do eagles do when they coach a sports team?
A. They wing it.
Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. If he flew over a bay he'd be called a bagel!
Q. What can you put in a freezer that's hot and will always come out hot?
A. Hot sauce.
Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!
Q. Where is the best place to leave a dog when you go to a ball game?
A. In the barking lot.
Q. How do you spell mousetrap with ONLY three letters?
Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
A. It's not right.
Q. What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together?
A. They had a class trip!
Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.
Q. What did the pig put on his rash?
Q. What makes seven even?
A. Taking the S away!
Q. What do ducks use for math?
A. A QUACK-ulator !
Q. What kind of witch lives at the beach?
A. A sandwich.
Q. What seven letters did the robber say when he saw nothing in the safe?
A. "O I C U R M T!"
Q. Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
A. Because he saw the salad dressing.
Q. If you have a referee in football and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Q. What object is king of the classroom?
A. The ruler!
Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!
Q. What happens when an Egyptian prince's daddy dies?
A. His daddy becomes a mummy.
Q. Why was the computer late to work?
A. He had a hard-drive.
Q. What did the picture say to the other picture?
A. "How long have you been hanging around here?"
Q. What book can you look in to find words that are not true?
A. The fiction-ary!
Q. What did the plow say to the tractor?
A. "Pull me a little closer, John Deere."
Q. What does a bird say on Halloween?
A. Twick or tweet!
Q. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
A. You Pokemon!
Q. What animal should you not play cards with?
A. A Cheetah!
Q. What is a snowman's favorite food?
A. Ice Krispy treats.
Q. What happened to the wind?
A. It blew away!
Q. Why was the elephant afraid of the computer store?
A. Because they sold the world's best mice.
Q. What did the firefly say to the other firefly?
A. "You glow, girl!"
Q. What do you call two bananas?
A. A pair of slippers!
Q. 30 people are in a room, no way in, no way out. Don't ask me how they got in. Someone counted and they got 34-heads. How is that possible?
A. 30 foreheads!
Q. What way are the letter A and noon alike?
A. Both of them are in the middle of the day.
Q. I have 7 children half of them are boys, what is the other half?
A. They were all boys.
Q. What room can't ghosts go in?
A. The LIVING room!
Q. What kind of birds always stay together?
Q. Why was the cumputer cold at night?
A. It forgot to close its windows.
Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Q. Where does a cow go when he's bored?
A. To the MOOvies.
Q. Why didn't the bunny hop?
A. No bunny knows.
Q. Why did the leopard refuse to take a bath?
A. It didn't want to come out spotless.
Q. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew!
Q. What is the hardest thing to hold that even the strongest person in the world has difficulty with?
A. Your breath.
Q. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A. A pouch potato.
Q. Sam, Lula, Mike, and Kayla all live in a house. Mike and Kayla went out to the movies and when they got back Lula was on the floor dead in a pile of broken glass and water. Sam was on the couch sleeping and didn't know what happened. How did Lula die?
A. Sam is a dog and Lula is a fish. Sam pushed over the fish bowl.
Q. What 10 letter word starts with gas?
A. An A-U-T-O-M-O-B-I-L-E.
Q. What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A. A head banger.
Q. Why did the bee feel cold?
A. Because it is in the middle of A and C.
Q. Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to see his flat mate!
Q. What did the bread say to the knife?
A. "Don't try to butter me up."
Q. Why did the silly electrician jump over the clock?
A. So he could get some overtime!
Q. What is green and sings?
A. Elvis Parsley.
Q. What football team makes the most money?
A. The Buck-aneers.
Q. Why did Patrick eat money?
A. His mum said it was his lunch money.
Q. How can you tell which end is the head of a worm?
A. Tickle the middle and see where it laughs!
Q. What did the red sock say to the white sock?
A. "Let's play ball."
Q. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A. "You're way too young to smoke."
Q. What 4 letters scare a thief?
A. O I C U (Oh...I see you.)
Q. What garden has the most vegetables?
A. Flash garden!
Q. Where do birds go to school?
A. High school.
Q. Why did the teacher draw on the window?
A. Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!
Q. What has holes and can still hold water?
A. A sponge!
Q. What do birds get when they are ill?
Q. What do you call a person who operates an armored car?
A. A safe driver.
Q. What do you call fish with no eyes?
Q. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A. A woolly jumper!
Q. What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for school?
Q. What does an eagle use to write with?
A. A bald point pen!
Q. Why do you never ask a dinosaur to read you a story?
A. Because their tales are so long.
Q. When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
A. When it is read!
Q. What was the name of Noah's wife?
Q. What is in fingers, toolboxes and snails?
Q. Why did the apple cuddle the orange?
A. Juice because he wanted a squeeze!
Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
A. Because he wasn't peeling well!
Q. What do you call a potato that was crushed?
Q. Why do sharks live in salty water?
A. Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!
Q. What did the ghost say when it sneezed?
A. "Ahh BOO!"
Q. What is the smartest city in America?
A. Alabama because it has four A's and one B!
Q. Why is a snake lucky?
A. Because you can't pull its leg!
Q. What did the banana say to the judge?
A. "I'm sure to win this case on a-peel!"
Q. Why was the Egyptian confused?
A. Because someone told him his daddy was a mummy!
Q. Three ladies are under a small umbrella. None of them got wet. How did they do it?
A. It wasn't raining!
Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!
Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!
Q. What did one leaf say to the other?
A. "See you next fall!!"
Q. How do you make a Kleenex dance?
A. You put a little boogie in it!
Q. What is red when you go and green when you stop?
A. A watermelon.
Q. What money do dogs and cats have?
A. Kitty cash and doggy dollars.
Q. Why didn't the mummy answer the phone?
A. He was all tied up!
Q. What did the little light bulb say to its mum?
A. "I wuv you watts and watts!"
Q. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Q. Which state has the smallest soft drinks?
Q. Why did the girl take a ladder to school?
A. Because she thought it was a high school.
Q. When is the best time to buy budgies?
A. When they're going cheap.
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
Q. What do you call a polar bear in the desert?
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because he was tired of living beside KFC!
Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.
Q. Can February March?
A. No, but April May.
Q. Why did the boy take a packet of oats with him to bed?
A. To feed his nightMARE!
Q. What did the volcanoes name their daughter?
Q. What's the best thing about elevator jokes?
A. They work on so many levels.
Q. What does a polar bear use to keep his head warm?
A. A polar ice cap.
Q. What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
Q. What's a cow's favourite drink?
Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!
Q. Why couldn't the eight year old get into the pirate movie?
A. Because it was rated ARRRR!
Q. Why did the square and triangle go to the gym?
A. To stay in shape!
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. A zebra with the chicken pox.
Q. Which tree doesn't play checkers?
A. The Chestnut.
Q. One cow is talking to another cow and looks away for 10 seconds and the other cow is gone. Where is the other cow?
A. Over the moon!
Q. What do you call an Italian cow that likes coffee?
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