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500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

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Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.

Q. Do sharks like to act in movies?
A. Only if they get the big, juicy parts.

Q. What kind of car does a cow drive?
A. A CATTLEac.

Q. What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
A. Reality.

Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.

Q. What does a bird say on Halloween?
A. Twick or tweet!

Q. What letter of the alphabet has the most water?
A. The letter C!

Q. Why was the little bird punished?
A. It was caught peeping in school.

Q. What has a forest with no trees, lakes without water, roads with no cars and deserts with no sand?
A. A map!

Q. What has two heads and runs faster the longer it stands?
A. An hourglass.

Q. You're riding on a horse and you realize there's a lion chasing you and a giraffe is in front of you. What do you do?
A. Jump off the merry-go-round!

Q. Why did the surfer wear a baseball mitt?
A. He wanted to catch a wave.

Q. Why doesn't the sun go to college?
A. Because it has a million degrees!

Q. What is a photograph's favorite game?
A. Pictionary.

Q. Why did the telephone go to the jewelry store?
A. He wanted a new ring.

Q. Where did the cow go on a holiday?
A. MOO York.

Q. What happens when you cross the tango and a waltz?
A. A wango!

Q. What's an insect's favorite sport?
A. Cricket.

Q. An electric train is going north, which way is its smoke going?
A. Nowhere it's an electric train!

Q. What is always blue (sad) but always smiles?
A. A smurf.

Q. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
A. Rock-it.

Q. What does a cow do at the theatres?
A. Watch a MOO-vie.

Q. Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A. Better not tell you, it might spread!

Q. What do you call two spiders who just got married?
A. Newlyweb!

Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Are you my mommy?"

Q. What animal sleeps with its shoes on?
A. A horse.

Q. Where do bees go after they are married?
A. On their HONEY-moon!

Q. Why do gorillas have broad fingers?
A. Because they have large nostrils.

Q. How can a rose ride a bike?
A. It uses its petals!

Q. I am the beginning of end and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation and I surround every place. What am I?
A. The letter E!

Q. What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
A. "I love BOO!"

Q. What should you do when you see a green alien?
A. Wait until it's ripe!

Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. Here Comes The Sun!

Q. You are dreaming. A monster comes up to you and takes you away. He puts you in an oven and turns it on. Any moment he will be eating you. What should you do?
A. Pinch yourself.

Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!

Q. What goes up a chimney down, but doesn't go down a chimney up?
A. An umbrella.

Q. What's better than 24?
A. 25.

Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!

Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!

Q. What do you call a football player whose helmet is too tight?
A. Call him anthing you want, he can't hear you!

Q. What did the hat say to the scarf?
A. "You can hang around. I'll just go on a head!"

Q. Why did the starfish breakup with the lobster?
A. Because he was SHELLfish.

Q. What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
A. "We make a good match!"

Q. Does France have a fourth of July?
A. Of course they do.

Q. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A. Bunny toots!

Q. Where does a cow go when he's bored?
A. To the MOOvies.

Q. Why was the rope late for dinner?
A. It got tied up at the office.

Q. Tall in the morning, short at noon, gone at night but I'll be back soon. What am I?
A. A shadow!

Q. What has no lid, key, or hinge yet golden treasure is hid inside?
A. An egg!

Q. What has a head and a tail but no body?
A. A coin?

Q. What is coming but never arrives?
A. Tomorrow.

Q. Where does a penguin go to visit his aunt?
A. ANT-arctica!

Q. Why did the leopard refuse to take a bath?
A. It didn't want to come out spotless.

Q. Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
A. Because they are always stuffed.

Q. What does a surprised iceberg say?
A. "Goodness Glacius!"

Q. How many letters are in the alphabet?
A. 11, T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!

Q. What does the sun skate on?
A. Solarblades!

Q. Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
A. He was annoyed with the HOLE business.

Q. What kind of flower lives between your mouth and your chin?
A. Two-lips.

Q. How did the teacher knit a suit of armor?
A. She used steel wool!

Q. Which baseball team do puppies play for?
A. The New York Pets.

Q. What pet does everybody have?
A. A carPET!

Q. What do ducks use for math?
A. A QUACK-ulator !

Q. What do you call a grandfather clock?
A. An old timer!

Q. Why did the fish have no money on him?
A. He left it all at the bank.

Q. What goes up and down but never moves?
A. The stairs!

Q. What is grey, has a tail and a trunk?
A. A mouse going on a vacation.

Q. Why was the Egyptian confused?
A. Because someone told him his daddy was a mummy!

Q. What's black and white and red all over?
A. A sunburned zebra!

Q. How do you eat an elephant?
A. One bite at a time.

Q. What do you call a smart pig?
A. CunningHAM!

Q. What do you call an an ant sticking out of the ground?
A. A plANT!

Q. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?
A. Nothing, they just waved!

Q. What is a flower between your nose and your chin?
A. Two lips. (Tulips)

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Q. If I did this equation, 23x45+27x99= What answer would I get?
A. A very big number!

Q. Why did the duck cross the road?
A. Because it thought it was a chicken.

Q. What is a porcupine's favourite game?
A. Poker.

Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!

Q. What did the student say to the math worksheet?
A. I'm not a therapist, solve your own problems!

Q. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
A. To Pennsylvania.

Q. What garden has the most vegetables?
A. Flash garden!

Q. When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
A. When it is read!

Q. What makes seven even?
A. Taking the S away!

Q. One cow is talking to another cow and looks away for 10 seconds and the other cow is gone. Where is the other cow?
A. Over the moon!

Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.

Q. Where do pencils come from?
A. Pennsylvania.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7 8 9!

Q. There are 10 cats in a boat. One cat jumped out of the boat. How many cats were left?
A. None, they were all copycats.

Q. What did the plate say to the other plate?
A. "Food's on me tonight!"

Q. How many seconds are in a year?
A. 12: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.

Q. What kind of bagel can fly?
A. A plain bagel.

Q. What is the cat's favorite button on the remote?
A. Paws.

Q. What's a cat's favourite magazine?
A. A CAT-alogue.

Q. What's black when you get it, red when you use it and white when you're finished?
A. Charcoal.

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. The butcher was on the other side.

Q. The peak on my house is going east and west and slopes North and South. A rooster is on the peak and lays an egg, which way did the egg roll?
A. Roosters don't lay eggs

Q. How do you know if a vampire has a sore throat?
A. You can hear him coughin'.

Q. Where did the boat go when it was sick?
A. His dock.

Q. What does not ask questions but must be answered?
A. A doorbell.

Q. What do you call someone with 4 eyes, 3 noses, 6 arms, 4 legs and 8 ears?
A. Ugly.

Q. What has 3 feet but cannot walk?
A. A yardstick!

Q. What always runs, never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but doesn't sleep, has a mouth but never eats?
A. A river!

Q. What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
A. "You can count on me!"

Q. I am a rock group that has four members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assassinated. What group am I?
A. Mount Rushmore! Get it, rock group?

Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!

Q. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew!

Q. How come my uncle does not brush his hair?
A. Because he is bald.

Q. Why was the girl staring at the juice box?
A. Because it said: "Concentrate."

Q. What do you get when you cross a star and a gun?
A. A shooting star!

Q. Where do pirates like to eat?
A. ARR-bys!

Q. What did the cross eyed teacher say to the principal?
A. "I can't control my pupils!"

Q. What do you take before every meal?
A. A seat!

Q. What is the British Secret Service's best yellow-haired spy?
A. James Blonde!

Q. Why couldn't the skeleton laugh?
A. Because he lost his funny bone.

Q. Why did the TV go out with the heater?
A. Because he thought she was hot!

Q. What has holes and can still hold water?
A. A sponge!

Q. What is black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
A. Two skunks fighting over a pickle.

Q. Why should you never play hide and seek with mountains?
A. Mountains always peek (peak).

Q. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A. A woolly jumper!

Q. A women shot her husband, put him under water for 5 minutes, and then hung him. Later, they went out to dinner. How did he survive, and then go out to dinner?
A. She was a photographer!

Q. Why are ghosts always hungry?
A. Because the food goes right through them!

Q. In a green house lives a green man and in the pink house lives a pink man. Who lives in the white house?
A. The president.

Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"

Q. What is something you will never see again?
A. The past.

Q. What school do planets and stars go to to study?
A. UNIVERSity!

Q. Why was the dog sitting next to the fire?
A. He was a hotdog!

Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!

Q. What can you catch but never throw?
A. A cold.

Q. Why did the baker go to jail?
A. Because he got caught beating the eggs.

Q. What happened to the wind?
A. It blew away!

Q. What's tasty but dangerous?
A. A mouse trap.

Q. What do you get if you cross a porcupine and a giraffe?
A. A seven metre long toothbrush!

Q. What did the glue say to the teacher?
A. "I'm stuck on you."

Q. What can you throw but not catch?
A. A fit!

Q. What did the zero say to the eight?
A. "Oh, I like your belt!"

Q. A tomato, a cabbage and a hose were in a race. The tomato was red and the cabbage was a vegetable. Who won?
A. The hose was running, the cabbage was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Q. How do you get 6 donkeys into a fire engine?
A. Two in the front, two in the back and two on the top going, "He-haw, he-haw!"

Q. Why did the Advil go to jail?
A. Because it was a pain killer.

Q. What did the bread say to the knife?
A. "Don't try to butter me up."

Q. What grows if you feed it but dies if it drinks?
A. Fire.

Q. What is the end of everything?
A. The letter G.

Q. What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slow?
A. Mufasa!

Q. Who do you call when you break your toe?
A. The toe truck!

Q. Why don't penguins live in Britain?
A. Because they're scared of Wales!

Q. What did the fish say to the other fish?
A. "(O)(o)(O)(o)(O)" (Hello)

Q. Why did the fish tell excuses?
A. To get off the hook!

Q. What did one lion say to another when they saw some hunters in a jeep?
A. "Look, meals on wheels!"

Q. What does the lion say to his friends before a hunt?
A. "Let us prey."

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