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Q. What relatives are dependent on U?
A. Aunt, uncle, cousin. They all need U.
Q. There are 5 fish and 2 drown. How many are left?
A. Fish don't drown.
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. "I've got a lot of problems."
Q. Why did the newspaper blush?
A. Because he saw the comic strip.
Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.
Q. What did the bread say to the man?
A. Nothing, bread can't talk.
Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!
Q. What is coming but never arrives?
Q. As I get older, I become shorter. What am I?
A. A pencil!
Q. What kind of bug goes Zzub Zzub?
A. A bumble bee flying backward!
Q. What is yours but your friends use more than you?
A. Your name!
Q. What did the fish say to the other fish?
A. "(O)(o)(O)(o)(O)" (Hello)
Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.
Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!
Q. What did the bully have for lunch?
A. He had a knuckle sandwich!
Q. What did the glue say to the teacher?
A. "I'm stuck on you."
Q. What do you call an an ant sticking out of the ground?
A. A plANT!
Q. Which is the most dangerous city?
Q. How do you make an octopus laugh?
A. Ten Tickles (Tentacles)!
Q. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
Q. Where do you send a soldier with a toothache?
A. To the drill sergeant!
Q. What do frogs drink?
Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
A. It's not right.
Q. Why are rivers so rich?
A. Because they have 2 banks.
Q. Does France have a fourth of July?
A. Of course they do.
Q. Where do pencils come from?
Q. What do eskimos call their cows?
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.
Q. What did the Ghost Busters have on their hands?
A. Ghost blisters.
Q. What is black, white and red?
A. A panda with a rash!
Q. What can you call a math teacher?
A. A ruler.
Q. I usually wear a yellow coat. I usually have a black tip and wherever I go I make marks. What am I?
A. A pencil.
Q. Why is arithmetic hard work?
A. All those numerals you have to carry.
Q. Which wolf got lost in the woods?
A. The WHEREwolf.
Q. Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Q. What is the cat's favorite button on the remote?
Q. What do you call two bananas?
A. A pair of slippers!
Q. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A. Bunny toots!
Q. What does not ask questions but must be answered?
A. A doorbell.
Q. What gate can't you enter?
Q. What is the capital of Greece?
Q. What is a mouth that won't shut up?
A. A blabber mouth.
Q. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
A. One is really heavy. The other is a little lighter.
Q. What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
A. "We make a good match!"
Q. What has no lid, key, or hinge yet golden treasure is hid inside?
A. An egg!
Q. What bird can write?
Q. What do you call a dead person in the closet?
A. The 1966 hide-and-go-seek champion.
Q. What is red when you go and green when you stop?
A. A watermelon.
Q. Why did the fish have no money on him?
A. He left it all at the bank.
Q. What did the cow say to the other cow?
A. "MOOve over!"
Q. What money do dogs and cats have?
A. Kitty cash and doggy dollars.
Q. Why did the cow eat the tight rope walker?
A. Because he wanted a balanced meal!
Q. Where can you find a 3 foot ruler?
A. At a yard sale.
Q. There is a restaurant that is shaped like an oval. Inside there are waiters, a chef, a hostess, and a janitor. The restaurant opens and later that night the lights go off. Then when the lights turn on everyone except the staff is dead. So, the next day an investigator comes and asks people what they where doing that night. He asked the waiters what they were doing and they said, "Serving customers."
He asked the chef, and the chef said, "He was cooking."
Then he asked the janitor and he said he was sweeping in the corners.
Who killed everyone?
A. The janitor, because there are no corners in a circular restaurant!
Q. What call for help, when written in capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?
Q. Why did the cow go to Hollywood?
A. She wanted to be a movie star.
Q. What do you call a shark that swallowed a bunch of keys?
Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!
Q. A man pushes a car to a hotel and realizes he's bankrupt. Why?
A. He's playing Monopoly!
Q. What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A. A fur ball.
Q. Why were the pirates so good at singing?
A. They were working on the high Cs.
Q. What rolls and jumps but never walks?
A. A soccer ball!
Q. What has 6 legs, 4 eyes, 4 ears, 2 noses, 2 mouths and 2 heads?
A. A man sitting on a horse.
Q. What grows if you feed it but dies if it drinks?
Q. When is the best time to buy budgies?
A. When they're going cheap.
Q. How do you keep someone in suspense?
A. I'll tell you tomorrow.
Q. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the baseball game?
A. He wanted to tie up the score!
Q. What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and cuts grass?
A. A lawn MEOW-er!
Q. Why was the computer late to work?
A. He had a hard-drive.
Q. What letter is a vegetable?
Q. What did the magazine say to the pencil?
A. "You are looking very sharp today."
Q. Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to see his flat mate!
Q. What letter is a drink?
Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."
Q. How do you start a teddy bear race?
A. Ready, teddy, go!
Q. Which fish costs the most?
A. A gold fish!
Q. What can you break without touching it?
A. Someone's heart.
Q. Imagine you are in a metal box. There is no way of getting out. You have no tools or food. How do you get out and survive?
A. You stop imagining!
Q. What devours everything and everything devours it?
Q. What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Q. What do you call a deaf dinosaur?
A. Anything you like, he can't hear you!
Q. What comes twice in a week, never in a month and once in a year?
A. The letter E.
Q. What did the bread say to the knife?
A. "Don't try to butter me up."
Q. Why did the snake get a detention?
A. Because he was HISSpering!
Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)
Q. What's black, white, black, white, black and white?
A. A penguin rolling down a hill.
Q. Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?
A. Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
Q. What do they serve for lunch at karate camp?
A. Kung Food!
Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
Q. Why did the turtle cross the street?
A. To get to the Shell station.
Q. What smells like red paint but is blue?
A. Blue paint.
Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because he had no guts.
Q. Why is the ocean always grumpy?
A. You'd be grumpy too if you had crabs on your bottom!
Q. What does the baby popcorn call his dad?
Q. If a man was born in Spain, raised in Russia, grew old in Greece and died in America, what is he?
Q. What has two heads and runs faster the longer it stands?
A. An hourglass.
Q. What is white when dirty and black when clean?
A. A blackboard.
Q. Why did the square and triangle go to the gym?
A. To stay in shape!
Q. What has two heads, one tail and six legs?
A. A man on a horse.
Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts.
Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off!
Q. What do you call a square that's been in an accident?
A. A WRECKtangle.
Q. What is a cat's favorite color?
Q. Why did the goose cross the road?
A. He didn't want to be called a chicken!
Q. Which month has 28 days?
A. All of them, of course!
Q. What goes around and around but never gets dizzy?
Q. Why did the toilet paper want to roll down the hill?
A. To get to the bottom.
Q. What gets smaller as it gets higher?
A. An airplane!
Q. What did the pitcher say when eggs, bacon and pancakes were playing baseball?
A. "Butter up."
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests!
Q. I am tall when I am young and short when I am old. What am I?
A. A candle.
Q. Why was the pencil crying?
A. Because he was POINTLESS!
Q. What insect is a coward?
A. A flea!
Q. What's the best place to grow flowers in school?
A. In kindergarden.
Q. What's black and white and can climb trees?
A. A panda.
Q. What is grey, has a tail and a trunk?
A. A mouse going on a vacation.
Q. What kind of teacher passes gas?
A. A tutor!
Q. There are 2 cats, one is French and the other English. The French cat's name was Un Deux Trois and the English cat's name was One Two Three. Both cats think they're better than the other. To determine this they have a swimming contest. Which cat wins and why?
A. The English cat, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq! (Un Deux Trois cat sank)
Q. Why did the tightrope walker visit the bank?
A. He wanted to get his balance!
Q. Why are ghosts always hungry?
A. Because the food goes right through them!
Q. There is a horse tied to a rope five yards long. Ten yards away there is hay. The horse is eating the hay, how did he get there?
A. The rope isn't tied to anything.
Q. Mary's mum had three children. One was called April, the second was May. What was the name of the last one?
Q. What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slow?
Q. What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A. "You crack me up!"
Q. What did the judge say when the skunk entered the court?
A. "Odor in the court!"
Q. Why should you never shower with a pokemon?
A. Because they Pikachu (peek at you).
Q. Why was the clock in the cafeteria always slow?
A. Because every lunch it went back four seconds!
Q. What did the plow say to the tractor?
A. "Pull me a little closer, John Deere."
Q. What fish can help you build a house?
A. A hammerhead shark.
Q. What did the 0 say to the 8?
A. "Nice belt."
Q. Why do sharks live in salty water?
A. Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Q. What do you give a frog at a hospital?
A. A HOPeration!
Q. What did the frog order at the burger place?
A. French flies and a diet croak.
Q. What's better than 24?
Q. What kind of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper?
A. Any dog, skyscrapers can't jump.
Q. Why did the boy lock himself in the fridge?
A. To make himself look cooler.
Q. Why didn't the lobster share his plankton with his dad?
A. Because he was a little shellfish!
Q. What has four eyes but can't see?
Q. How do you make a sausage roll?
A. Push it down the hill!
Q. Which state has the smallest soft drinks?
Q. In what way can the letter A help a deaf lady?
A. It can make her hear.
Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
A. Because he wasn't peeling well!
Q. What do you call a kangaroo that sneezes alot?
A. A kanga-choo.
Q. What way do the cows like to go?
A. The milky way!
Q. What kind of murderer has fibre?
A. A cereal killer.
Q. What does Frankenstein's wife wear on her face to keep it smooth?
Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
Q. What do dogs have that other animal don't have?
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