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Q. Can February March?
A. No, but April May.
Q. How many letters are in the alphabet?
A. 11, T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Q. What is green and hangs off trees?
A. Giraffe snot.
Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"
Q. Why didn't the squirrel cross the telephone wire?
A. Because the line was busy.
Q. You are dreaming. A monster comes up to you and takes you away. He puts you in an oven and turns it on. Any moment he will be eating you. What should you do?
A. Pinch yourself.
Q. Why did the apple cuddle the orange?
A. Juice because he wanted a squeeze!
Q. What letter is an exclamation?
Q. There are 2 cats, one is French and the other English. The French cat's name was Un Deux Trois and the English cat's name was One Two Three. Both cats think they're better than the other. To determine this they have a swimming contest. Which cat wins and why?
A. The English cat, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq! (Un Deux Trois cat sank)
Q. What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?
A. A synonym roll.
Q. What school do planets and stars go to to study?
Q. What's the difference between a dirty dime and a clean nickel?
A. 5 cents.
Q. What type of house weighs the least?
A. A lighthouse.
Q. What can't you eat at dinner?
A. Breakfast and lunch!
Q. What did the ghost say when it sneezed?
A. "Ahh BOO!"
Q. Do you know what happens when ducks fly upside down?
A. They quack up!
Q. What is black, white and red all over?
A. An embarassed zebra!
Q. Where can you find a 3 foot ruler?
A. At a yard sale.
Q. Where did the boat go when it was sick?
A. His dock.
Q. Why didn't the lobster share his plankton with his dad?
A. Because he was a little shellfish!
Q. What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like?
Q. Why can't you take a test in the zoo?
A. There are too many cheetahs!
Q. Which tree doesn't play checkers?
A. The Chestnut.
Q. What is the best way to catch a squirrel?
A. Act like a nut.
Q. What is in fingers, toolboxes and snails?
Q. What did the elephant say to her son when he was naughty?
A. "Tusk tusk!"
Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.
Q. What do mice feel like when they come out of the shower?
A. Squeaky clean!
Q. What did the cannibal say after he ate a clown?
A. "That tasted funny!"
Q. What type of bed can fly?
A. A bed bug.
Q. What is the most musical part of your body?
A. Your nose, you can blow it and pick it.
Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q. What bird can write?
Q. What are the strongest animals in the ocean?
Q. What happened to the shark when he ate too many keys?
A. He turned into the Lock-ness monster.
Q. What do you call a person who operates an armored car?
A. A safe driver.
Q. A skunk, a frog and a duck wanted to go to the movies. The movies cost a dollar, which animal got to go?
A. The frog because it was the only one with a greenback.
Q. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. Finding half a worm in your apple.
Q. What has the fur of a cat, the whiskers of a cat, ears of a car, a tail of a cat, but is not a cat?
A. A kitten.
Q. Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
A. Because they are always stuffed.
Q. What animal sleeps with its shoes on?
A. A horse.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
Q. Why didn't the Dallas Cowboys want to beat the Denver Broncos in a game?
A. Because they needed a ride home!
Q. Where did the cow go on a holiday?
A. MOO York.
Q. What did the banana say to the judge?
A. "I'm sure to win this case on a-peel!"
Q. What did one lion say to another when they saw some hunters in a jeep?
A. "Look, meals on wheels!"
Q. What did the tie say to the hat?
A. "You go on a head and I'll hang around here."
Q. What is in and out, big and small, short and tall, up and down, and all around?
A. Life and time.
Q. Why did the monkey cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired.
Q. What's black, white, black, white, black and white?
A. A penguin rolling down a hill.
Q. There was a train with passengers inside. Suddenly the train crashed, where would the survivors be buried?
A. No where, they are the survivors!
Q. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A. A dino-snore!
Q. There are two dads and two sons that went fishing. Everyone caught a fish, but only three fish were caught. How is this possible?
A. There was a grandfather, a dad and a son.
Q. There is a one story house and everything in it is blue. The walls are blue, the ceiling is blue and the floor is blue. What color are the stairs?
A. There are no stairs in a one story house!
Q. What did the baker give his wife for their anniversary?
Q. As I get older, I become shorter. What am I?
A. A pencil!
Q. What can you catch but never throw?
A. A cold.
Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts.
Q. What is a crate's favorite sport?
Q. What is Barbie's favorite state?
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. "I've got a lot of problems."
Q. Why was the woman so happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?
A. The box said 2-4 years!
Q. If you're Scottish when you go into the bathroom and you're Scottish when you go out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the toilet?
A. European (you are peeing).
Q. Why was the clock in the cafeteria always slow?
A. Because every lunch it went back four seconds!
Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. Because he felt crummy.
Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
Q. If I did this equation, 23x45+27x99= What answer would I get?
A. A very big number!
Q. What is black, white and red?
A. A panda with a rash!
Q. There is a black house, grey house, red house, yellow house, green house and brown house. What colour house does President Obama live in?
A. The White House!
Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!
Q. What is a photograph's favorite game?
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. An injured penguin.
Q. How do you make cool music?
A. Put your CD's in the fridge.
Q. Who invented King Arthur's round table?
A. Sir Cumference!
Q. What has a head and a tail but no body?
A. A coin?
Q. Which one is faster, hot or cold?
A. Hot. You can catch cold!
Q. What seven letters did the robber say when he saw nothing in the safe?
A. "O I C U R M T!"
Q. Why did the firefighter put his belt on?
A. To hold his pants up!
Q. Where did the boy take his pet pig to?
A. The Ham-usement park!
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. The butcher was on the other side.
Q. What is a cat's favorite color?
Q. What money do dogs and cats have?
A. Kitty cash and doggy dollars.
Q. What do T-shirts love to play?
Q. What kind of flower lives between your mouth and your chin?
Q. Why did the student bring scissors to class?
A. He wanted to cut class!
Q. Why did the banana factory shut down?
A. Because they chucked out all the bent ones!
Q. If a rooster laid a white egg and a brown egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
A. None. Roosters don't lay eggs.
Q. What do you get when you put jeans in the microwave?
A. Four hotpockets.
Q. What makes songs but never sings?
Q. What is a volcano?
A. A mountain with hiccups!
Q. Which country is the slipperiest?
Q. Why did the Advil go to jail?
A. Because it was a pain killer.
Q. Mary's mum had three children. One was called April, the second was May. What was the name of the last one?
Q. One day I was in my car and crashed into a pole. I died sadly. But when I got up to heaven I could see grandma standing with Adam and Eve. The question is how did I know it was Adam and Eve?
A. Because they had no belly-buttons!
Q. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A. "Bee-hive yourself!"
Q. Where do you send a soldier with a toothache?
A. To the drill sergeant!
Q. Did you hear about the man who got his left arm cut off?
A. He's all right now.
Q. How come my uncle does not brush his hair?
A. Because he is bald.
Q. What is a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A. A stick!
Q. What can you serve but never eat?
A. A tennis ball!
Q. How do you know when a dumb person has been on the computer?
A. There's white-out all over the screen.
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
A. To get a spare rib .
Q. Why was the Egyptian confused?
A. Because someone told him his daddy was a mummy!
Q. What does a wolf say on Halloween?
A. "Happy HOWLoween!"
Q. What did the duck say to the clerk?
A. "Put it on my bill."
Q. What did the traffic light say to the car?
A. "Don't look. I'm changing!"
Q. What does an injured lemon need?
A. Lemon Aid!
Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!
Q. What did one coffin say to the other coffin?
A. "Is that you coughin'?"
Q. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A. A snailor.
Q. What letter of the alphabet has the most water?
A. The letter C!
Q. What has a neck but can't swallow?
A. A bottle.
Q. What did the calendar say to the other calendar?
A. "You want to go on a date with me?"
Q. Rail road tracks, look out for cars! How do you spell that without any Rs?
Q. Why did the girl bring a ruler to bed with her?
A. She wanted to see how long she slept.
Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.
Q. Why are rivers so rich?
A. Because they have 2 banks.
Q. Why was the pencil crying?
A. Because he was POINTLESS!
Q. Why did the turtle cross the street?
A. To get to the Shell station.
Q. What do you call a door that is cute?
Q. There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
A. A watermelon!
Q. Where is the zombie's favorite room in the house?
A. The living room.
Q. Did you hear about the skeleton and his girlfriend?
A. They broke up and he was shattered!
Q. Which fish costs the most?
A. A gold fish!
Q. What can you throw but not catch?
A. A fit!
Q. Why didn't the mummy answer the phone?
A. He was all tied up!
Q. Take me out of the box, scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?
A. A match!
Q. Why did Daniel go to the top of the school?
A. Because he wanted to go to high school.
Q. Why did the cow do jumping jacks?
A. Because he wanted a milkshake!
Q. What's brown and blue and swings through the jungle?
A. A monkey wearing a denim jacket!
Q. Why do cats always go after mice and birds?
A. Because cats like fast food.
Q. Where do horses go when they are sick?
Q. What is always blue (sad) but always smiles?
A. A smurf.
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!
Q. Which building has the most stories?
Q. What can you put in a freezer that's hot and will always come out hot?
A. Hot sauce.
Q. Why are cooks cruel?
A. Because they whip cream and beat eggs!!
Q. Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window?
A. He wanted to see time fly!
Q. What sickness can fly?
A. The flu!
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. Imagine you are in a boat. You were being circled by sharks. One shark is about to bite you. What should you do?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. How do you make varnish disappear?
A. Take away the R!
Q. How do you make a milk shake?
A. Give it a good scare!
Q. What goes up and down but never moves?
A. The stairs!
Q. What does the sun skate on?
Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!
Q. What did one cliff say to the other cliff?
A. "Don't try to bluff me."
Q. Why did Patrick eat money?
A. His mum said it was his lunch money.
Q. What cheese is not yours?
A. Nacho Cheese.
Q. What word, if spelled right is wrong and spelled wrong is right?
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