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500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

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Q. How many letters are in the alphabet?
A. 11, T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Q. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A. A pouch potato.

Q. What 10 letter word starts with gas?
A. An A-U-T-O-M-O-B-I-L-E.

Q. Which mountain has never been climbed?
A. Mountain Dew!

Q. What do you call an Italian cow that likes coffee?
A. De-calf.

Q. What seven letters did the robber say when he saw nothing in the safe?
A. "O I C U R M T!"

Q. What animal never tells the truth?
A. A lion.

Q. How do you make a goldfish age?
A. Take away the g in goldfish.

Q. What dog loves to take a shower?
A. A shamPOODLE.

Q. What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Q. What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
A. "You can count on me!"

Q. How come a cheetah can't play hide and seek?
A. Because he's already been spotted.

Q. What does Dracula say when he doesn't have good news?
A. "I have BAT news, everyone!"

Q. What do you give a frog at a hospital?
A. A HOPeration!

Q. What did the vampire say to his wife?
A. "Your neck looks slimmer."

Q. What do you call an ant who studies accounts?
A. An accountANT.

Q. I'm at the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space. I'm at the beginning of every end and the end of every place. What am I?
A. The letter E!

Q. What is the hardest thing to hold that even the strongest person in the world has difficulty with?
A. Your breath.

Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
A. Because he wasn't peeling well!

Q. Why did the man go off the cliff with his truck?
A. He wanted to test his air brakes.

Q. The peak on my house is going east and west and slopes North and South. A rooster is on the peak and lays an egg, which way did the egg roll?
A. Roosters don't lay eggs

Q. What do you say in the evening to a soldier in shining armor?
A. Night, night, Knight.

Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. To get to the MOOvies.

Q. Why is it against the law for a man living in Victoria to be buried in New South Wales?
A. Because he's still alive!

Q. What did the bread say to the knife?
A. "Don't try to butter me up."

Q. Why did the TV go out with the heater?
A. Because he thought she was hot!

Q. What devours everything and everything devours it?
A. Time.

Q. Why did the rancher name his ranch "Peanut Butter"?
A. It was a great spread.

Q. How do you attach a duck to the wall?
A. With Duck tape!

Q. Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?
A. Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

Q. Why is Cinderella a bad football player?
A. Because she has a pumpkin as a coach!

Q. What school do planets and stars go to to study?
A. UNIVERSity!

Q. What did the cannibal say after he ate a clown?
A. "That tasted funny!"

Q. A tomato, a cabbage and a hose were in a race. The tomato was red and the cabbage was a vegetable. Who won?
A. The hose was running, the cabbage was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!

Q. How do you stop a mouse from squealing?
A. Oil it.

Q. Which day is mostly avoided by fish?
A. FRYday!

Q. Where does the word done come before start?
A. In the dictionary!

Q. What is a volcano?
A. A mountain with hiccups!

Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"

Q. A rabbit hops by IHOP. He looks at the sign. What does he say?
A. "Big deal, so do I."

Q. Why did the mattress go the doctor?
A. It had spring fever.

Q. Why did the crab cross the road?
A. To get to the other the tide.

Q. What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
A. "Me ow!"

Q. What has a never ending life cycle?
A. Laundry.

Q. Which country is the slipperiest?
A. Greece!

Q. If you have a referee in football and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
A. Goldfish.

Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!

Q. What runs around a house but never moves?
A. A fence.

Q. What kind of shoes do mice like?
A. Squeakers!

Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.

Q. What's a cat's favourite magazine?
A. A CAT-alogue.

Q. What did the student say to the math worksheet?
A. I'm not a therapist, solve your own problems!

Q. What do you call a person who studies happy parrots?
A. A jollypollyoligist!

Q. Does France have a fourth of July?
A. Of course they do.

Q. Why did Batman cross his legs?
A. He had to go to the BATroom!

Q. What kind of teacher passes gas?
A. A tutor!

Q. What is the world's largest beverage?
A. MinneSODA. (Minnesota)

Q. What do you call a super hero who has lost his powers?
A. A super-zero.

Q. What did the red sock say to the white sock?
A. "Let's play ball."

Q. Where are the most cows born?
A. COWlifornia.

Q. What can you throw but not catch?
A. A fit!

Q. Which bet can't be won?
A. Alphabet.

Q. If you're Scottish when you go into the bathroom and you're Scottish when you go out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the toilet?
A. European (you are peeing).

Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!

Q. What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a
four leaf clover?
A. A rash of good luck!

Q. What's the best thing about elevator jokes?
A. They work on so many levels.

Q. What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A. The teacher says, "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Choo-choo!"

Q. Why did the goose cross the road?
A. He didn't want to be called a chicken!

Q. What fish can help you build a house?
A. A hammerhead shark.

Q. What do you get when you cross a skeleton with a genie?
A. A wish bone!

Q. What letter is a vegetable?
A. P.

Q. What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
A. STINKerbell.

Q. If there was a spelling test, which animal would win?
A. The bee!

Q. What do you get with a kangoroo and a snake?
A. A jump rope.

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Q. Why did the cow go to Hollywood?
A. She wanted to be a movie star.

Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
A. Anti-BACH-terial.

Q. Where can you find a 3 foot ruler?
A. At a yard sale.

Q. What always runs, never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but doesn't sleep, has a mouth but never eats?
A. A river!

Q. Where do bees go after they are married?
A. On their HONEY-moon!

Q. What did the firefly say to the other firefly?
A. "You glow, girl!"

Q. What do you get when you mix a German Shepard and a giraffe?
A. A watch dog for the fifteenth floor!

Q. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
A. To Pennsylvania.

Q. I have 7 children half of them are boys, what is the other half?
A. They were all boys.

Q. What call for help, when written in capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?
A. SOS.

Q. How do you catch a rabbit?
A. Make a noise like a carrot.

Q. Why couldn't the girl dial 911?
A. She couldn't find the 11.

Q. What goes up a chimney down, but doesn't go down a chimney up?
A. An umbrella.

Q. There are 3 men on a boat. The boat tips over and only 2 men get their hair wet. How is that possible?
A. One is bald.

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?

Q. What is the laziest mountain in the world?
A. Mount Ever-rest!

Q. What's black, white, black, white, black and white?
A. A penguin rolling down a hill.

Q. What is black, white and red all over?
A. An embarassed zebra!

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird, a car, and a dog?
A. A flying carpet.

Q. What does not ask questions but must be answered?
A. A doorbell.

Q. What disappears when you stand up?
A. Your lap!

Q. What's yesterday's tomorrow?
A. Today!

Q. What kind of bug goes Zzub Zzub?
A. A bumble bee flying backward!

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off!

Q. Which tree doesn't play checkers?
A. The Chestnut.

Q. What did one cliff say to the other cliff?
A. "Don't try to bluff me."

Q. Why did the orange wish he was wearing sunscreen?
A. He was starting to peel!

Q. Where do you get draggin' milk?
A. From a cow with short legs.

Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.

Q. What's tasty but dangerous?
A. A mouse trap.

Q. What can you find in the middle of a tornado?
A. The letter N.

Q. How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
A. Poker face!

Q. Why did the skeleton go to the store?
A. To get some spare ribs.

Q. What is the end of everything?
A. The letter G.

Q. Why didn't the squirrel cross the telephone wire?
A. Because the line was busy.

Q. Why was the doctor angry?
A. He lost his patients.

Q. Why couldn't the skeleton laugh?
A. Because he lost his funny bone.

Q. How is bubble gum similar to a Wookie?
A. It's Chewy.

Q. Why didn't the mummy answer the phone?
A. He was all tied up!

Q. What is yours but your friends use more than you?
A. Your name!

Q. What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A. A milkshake!

Q. What day has day in it but isn't Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, or Saturday?
A. Today!

Q. What is an army man's favorite month?
A. March!

Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.

Q. Why did the baseball player get arrested?
A. Because he was caught stealing second base!

Q. What is cute and cuddly and lives in your toilet?
A. Winnie the Pooh!

Q. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A. "You're way too young to smoke."

Q. Why doesn't a bald man need any keys?
A. Because he doesn't have any locks!

Q. What do mice feel like when they come out of the shower?
A. Squeaky clean!

Q. How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat of your car?
A. Have him sit in front with you.

Q. What does an orange do when it takes a test?
A. It concentrates!

Q. What goes around the world but stays in one place?
A. A stamp.

Q. Rail road tracks, look out for cars! How do you spell that without any Rs?
A. T-H-A-T!

Q. There was a boy and a doctor. The boy was the doctor's son but the doctor was not his dad. Who was the doctor?
A. His mom!

Q. What do you do if something charges at you?
A. You take away its credit card!

Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"

Q. What's the best place to grow flowers in school?
A. In kindergarden.

Q. What did the traffic light say to the car?
A. "Don't look. I'm changing!"

Q. What is black and white and when you kick it it flies?
A. A soccer ball!

Q. What bird is always sad?
A. A blue-bird.

Q. How do you start a teddy bear race?
A. Ready, teddy, go!

Q. What are the strongest animals in the ocean?
A. Mussels!

Q. What did the sweaty octopus spend all his money on?
A. Underarm deodrant.

Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!

Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. BOOberry pie!

Q. What did one leaf say to the other?
A. "See you next fall!!"

Q. What do babies and basketball players have in common?
A. They dribble.

Q. What is the most musical part of your body?
A. Your nose, you can blow it and pick it.

Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. CELL phones.

Q. Why did Patrick eat money?
A. His mum said it was his lunch money.

Q. What type of queue do dolls like best?
A. A BBQ.

Q. What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you berry much."

Q. One cow is talking to another cow and looks away for 10 seconds and the other cow is gone. Where is the other cow?
A. Over the moon!

Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests!

Q. What do ghosts wear on their feet?
A. BOOts.

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