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500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

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Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs!

Q. How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
A. Poker face!

Q. What has four eyes but can't see?
A. Mississippi.

Q. What has four wheels and flies?
A. Garbage truck!

Q. What does a hamburger name his daughter?
A. Patty.

Q. Why can't you do a math test in the jungle?
A. There are too many cheetahs!

Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a hole in one!

Q. What did the frog order at the burger place?
A. French flies and a diet croak.

Q. Why did the apple cuddle the orange?
A. Juice because he wanted a squeeze!

Q. What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
A. "We make a good match!"

Q. Why do people like vampires so much?
A. Because they are FANGtastic!

Q. What relatives are dependent on U?
A. Aunt, uncle, cousin. They all need U.

Q. Where does the word done come before start?
A. In the dictionary!

Q. Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A. Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!

Q. What's a monster's favourite game?
A. Swallow the Leader!

Q. What did the hat say to the scarf?
A. "You can hang around. I'll just go on a head!"

Q. Why did the rancher name his ranch "Peanut Butter"?
A. It was a great spread.

Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!

Q. Why should you never shower with a pokemon?
A. Because they Pikachu (peek at you).

Q. What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?
A. Time to buy a new clock.

Q. How do you make a Kleenex dance?
A. You put a little boogie in it!

Q. What did the joey say to the turtle?
A. "I can take my home with me too."

Q. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
A. To Pennsylvania.

Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.

Q. What is black, white and red?
A. A panda with a rash!

Q. What do polar bears like to snack on?
A. Eskimo thighs.

Q. What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
A. Fang mail.

Q. What did the plow say to the tractor?
A. "Pull me a little closer, John Deere."

Q. What did Shakespeare say to the pencil?
A. "Write on!"

Q. What is a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A. A stick!

Q. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A. A clock.

Q. How do you make an octopus laugh?
A. Ten Tickles (Tentacles)!

Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. A zebra with the chicken pox.

Q. Why did the oak tree have to eat his ice cream in a dish?
A. The pine tree wouldn't give him a cone!

Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?
A. An egg.

Q. What is a cow's favourite drink?
A. MOO Juice.

Q. What do you use to fix a torn daisy?
A. A flower patch.

Q. What is the difference between a worn out runner and a worn out vet?
A. One's dog tired and the other is tired of dogs.

Q. What does a cloud wear under it's raincoat?
A. Thunderwear!

Q. Why was the clock in the cafeteria always slow?
A. Because every lunch it went back four seconds!

Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!

Q. What has a never ending life cycle?
A. Laundry.

Q. Why did the fish tell excuses?
A. To get off the hook!

Q. What is the laziest mountain in the world?
A. Mount Ever-rest!

Q. Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?
A. Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

Q. What did the duck say to the clerk?
A. "Put it on my bill."

Q. When does 10 + 3 = 1?
A. On the clock.

Q. Where is the best place to leave a dog when you go to a ball game?
A. In the barking lot.

Q. What kind of bird uses ink to write?
A. A PEN-guin!

Q. Why did the orange lose the race?
A. Because it ran out of juice.

Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.

Q. How do you attach a duck to the wall?
A. With Duck tape!

Q. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and put the elephant in and then close the door.

Q. What do you call a bell that can do gymnastics?
A. A flexi-bell.

Q. Why was the dog sitting next to the fire?
A. He was a hotdog!

Q. What's red and mushy and is found between sharks teeth?
A. Slow swimmers.

Q. What do you need if you see a kangaroo 20 miles away?
A. I don't know, but you sure don't need glasses.

Q. What jumps higher than a building?
A. Everything, buildings don't jump.

Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!

Q. Why did the starfish breakup with the lobster?
A. Because he was SHELLfish.

Q. What is red when you go and green when you stop?
A. A watermelon.

Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!

Q. Why didn't the bunny hop?
A. No bunny knows.

Q. Why did the coach go to the bank?
A. To get his quarterback.

Q. How did the teacher knit a suit of armor?
A. She used steel wool!

Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mouse.

Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!

Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at the front door?
A. Matt!

Q. Why was the cumputer cold at night?
A. It forgot to close its windows.

Q. What do you do when your fish is off?
A. You tune it up!

Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"

Q. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A. "Bee-hive yourself!"

Q. Take me out of the box, scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?
A. A match!

Q. Why is the ocean always grumpy?
A. You'd be grumpy too if you had crabs on your bottom!

Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A. "I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."

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Q. What did the sun say to the sheep and the cloud?
A. "Whoa, are y'all related?"

Q. What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
A. The space bar!

Q. Why did the teacher draw on the window?
A. Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!

Q. Why is U the happiest letter?
A. Because it is in the middle of fun

Q. How do you know when a dumb person has been on the computer?
A. There's white-out all over the screen.

Q. What does a polar bear use to keep his head warm?
A. A polar ice cap.

Q. What did the broken clock say?
A. "Will someone give me hand?"

Q. Mary and John were sitting in the family room one night. John was watching TV and Mary was reading a book. All of a sudden the power went out, so John decided to go to bed, but Mary kept on reading without any artificial light. How is this possible?
A. Mary was blind and was reading braile!

Q. What starts with a P and ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
A. The Post Office!

Q. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A. "You're way too young to smoke."

Q. Which baseball team do puppies play for?
A. The New York Pets.

Q. What's black and white and red all over?
A. A sunburned zebra!

Q. What insect is an arithmetic insect?
A. A mosquito! They add to misery, subtract from pleasure, divide the attention and multiply quickly!

Q. What disappears when you stand up?
A. Your lap!

Q. Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
A. Because their feet stink.

Q. What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like?
A. DINOmite!

Q. What do you call a kangaroo that sneezes alot?
A. A kanga-choo.

Q. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
A. Rock-it.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird, a car, and a dog?
A. A flying carpet.

Q. Why didn't the squirrel cross the telephone wire?
A. Because the line was busy.

Q. What do you call a shark that swallowed a bunch of keys?
A. Lockjaw.

Q. Where did the boy take his pet pig to?
A. The Ham-usement park!

Q. What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A. A milkshake!

Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.

Q. What is yours but your friends use more than you?
A. Your name!

Q. How can a rose ride a bike?
A. It uses its petals!

Q. You're riding on a horse and you realize there's a lion chasing you and a giraffe is in front of you. What do you do?
A. Jump off the merry-go-round!

Q. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A. Because her students were bright!

Q. What has 3 feet but cannot walk?
A. A yardstick!

Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. If he flew over a bay he'd be called a bagel!

Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!

Q. What starts and ends with an O and has hi in the middle?
A. Ohio!

Q. Why did the children eat their homework?
A. Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Q. What did the dressing say to the refrigerator?
A. "Shut the door I am dressing!"

Q. Why do hair dressers always get places faster?
A. Because they know all the short cuts.

Q. Imagine you are in a boat. You were being circled by sharks. One shark is about to bite you. What should you do?
A. Stop imagining!

Q. What do you call a square that's been in an accident?
A. A WRECKtangle.

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.

Q. What did the plate say to the other plate?
A. "Food's on me tonight!"

Q. There was a little moron and a big moron sitting on the edge of a bridge. The big moron fell off but the little one didn't, how come?
A. He was a little more on!

Q. Why is there no air in space?
A. Because the Milky Way would go bad.

Q. What is black and white and read all over?
A. A newspaper.

Q. What goes through towns and hills but never moves?
A. Roads.

Q. There was a man who walked into a bar and asked if he could have a glass of water but the bartender pointed a gun at him and the man who asked for water said thank you and left. Why did he say thank you?
A. Because the man had the hiccups.

Q. What letter is a European bird?
A. J.

Q. What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
A. Reality.

Q. Why are ghosts always hungry?
A. Because the food goes right through them!

Q. What do you get if you cross a porcupine and a giraffe?
A. A seven metre long toothbrush!

Q. What happens when you cross the tango and a waltz?
A. A wango!

Q. What does a cow grow on its face?
A. A MOOstache.

Q. What sickness can fly?
A. The flu!

Q. What is red and has fangs?
A. An apple. I lied about the fangs!

Q. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A. Bunny toots!

Q. Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
A. To the reTAIL store.

Q. What vegetables can't you take on a boat?
A. Leeks!

Q. What do T-shirts love to play?
A. Tag.

Q. What has a tongue but can't talk?
A. A shoe!

Q. What card game do artists like to play?
A. Draw poker.

Q. What runs but has no legs?
A. A nose!

Q. What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
A. Glass flippers.

Q. What is in fingers, toolboxes and snails?
A. Nails!

Q. What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
A. It gets wet.

Q. What sort of animal is a slug?
A. A snail with housing problems!

Q. Why did the boy lock himself in the fridge?
A. To make himself look cooler.

Q. If a very small fish married a young dog, what would their baby be called?
A. A guppy puppy.

Q. What is the cat's favorite button on the remote?
A. Paws.

Q. Which fish costs the most?
A. A gold fish!

Q. What do you call a super hero who has lost his powers?
A. A super-zero.

Q. What does the pink panther do with his camera?
A. He takes PINKtures!

Q. How do you eat an elephant?
A. One bite at a time.

Q. What do eskimos call their cows?
A. Eski-MOOS.

Q. Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
A. To find Pluto.

Q. What is the smartest city in America?
A. Alabama because it has four A's and one B!

Q. What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
A. A chew-chew train.

Q. What do cows like to put on their sandwiches?
A. MOOstard!

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