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Q. What country has the most church bells?
Q. What is a dentist's favourite game?
A. Tooth or Dare!
Q. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A. "You're way too young to smoke."
Q. Why couldn't the skeleton laugh?
A. Because he lost his funny bone.
Q. What do you call an Italian cow that likes coffee?
Q. What pet does everybody have?
A. A carPET!
Q. Which bet can't be won?
Q. What did the magazine say to the pencil?
A. "You are looking very sharp today."
Q. Which building has the most stories?
Q. Mary and John were sitting in the family room one night. John was watching TV and Mary was reading a book. All of a sudden the power went out, so John decided to go to bed, but Mary kept on reading without any artificial light. How is this possible?
A. Mary was blind and was reading braile!
Q. What do clothes and airplanes have in common?
Q. As I get older, I become shorter. What am I?
A. A pencil!
Q. How do you stop a mouse from squealing?
A. Oil it.
Q. Why didn't the mummy answer the phone?
A. He was all tied up!
Q. What has a head and a tail but no body?
A. A coin?
Q. What's the biggest type of moth?
A. A mammoth.
Q. How did Burger King propose to his girlfriend?
A. With an onion ring.
Q. What do you call a super hero who has lost his powers?
A. A super-zero.
Q. What is a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A. A stick!
Q. Think of the person who lives in disguise, who deals in secrets and tells nothing but lies.
Next tell me what's always last to mend the middle of middle and end of the end.
And finally give me the sound often heard during the search for a hard to find word.
Now string them all together and answer me this:
What creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
A. A spider.
Q. Why is U the happiest letter?
A. Because it is in the middle of fun
Q. What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
A. "I love BOO!"
Q. Why did the cow eat the tight rope walker?
A. Because he wanted a balanced meal!
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mouse.
Q. Why is it against the law for a man living in Victoria to be buried in New South Wales?
A. Because he's still alive!
Q. What do cheerleaders drink?
A. Root beer.
Q. If you have three 7 foot long ropes, how many feet do you have?
A. You have two feet!
Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!
Q. Why did the bird go to the restaurant?
A. Because he wanted a tweet!
Q. Where will you find the biggest rope in the world?
A. In EuROPE!
Q. What did the Ghost Busters have on their hands?
A. Ghost blisters.
Q. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A. A pouch potato.
Q. Why did the picture go to jail?
A. He got framed.
Q. Why can't you take a test in the zoo?
A. There are too many cheetahs!
Q. What did one wall say to the other wall?
A. "I'll meet you at the corner."
Q. Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pit stops during the race?
A. He was asking for directions!
Q. Why isn't your nose 12 inches long?
A. Because it would be a foot.
Q. What did one cliff say to the other cliff?
A. "Don't try to bluff me."
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs!
Q. What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder?
A. He got a little behind in his work!
Q. What insect is an arithmetic insect?
A. A mosquito! They add to misery, subtract from pleasure, divide the attention and multiply quickly!
Q. What do mice feel like when they come out of the shower?
A. Squeaky clean!
Q. How do you keep someone in suspense?
A. I'll tell you tomorrow.
Q. Why did the millionaire refuse to move to Alaska?
A. He didn't want to freeze his assets.
Q. What's red and mushy and is found between sharks teeth?
A. Slow swimmers.
Q. What are the strongest days of the week?
A. Saturday and Sunday because all the rest are WEAK days!
Q. How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat of your car?
A. Have him sit in front with you.
Q. What has 6 legs, 4 eyes, 4 ears, 2 noses, 2 mouths and 2 heads?
A. A man sitting on a horse.
Q. Why was the coach mad?
A. Because he wanted his quarterback.
Q. What did the dressing say to the refrigerator?
A. "Shut the door I am dressing!"
Q. What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slow?
Q. Where won't you find a dog shopping?
A. At the flea market!
Q. What is the capital of Greece?
Q. Take me out of the box, scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?
A. A match!
Q. What's brown and blue and swings through the jungle?
A. A monkey wearing a denim jacket!
Q. Do sharks like to act in movies?
A. Only if they get the big, juicy parts.
Q. Why did the bee feel cold?
A. Because it is in the middle of A and C.
Q. What money do dogs and cats have?
A. Kitty cash and doggy dollars.
Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.
Q. What makes seven even?
A. Taking the S away!
Q. What is green and white when it is up and red when it hits the ground?
A. A watermelon.
Q. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A. A dino-snore!
Q. What did the happy slice of cheese say to the sad slice of cheese?
A. "Aw, it will be okay! Everything is GOUDA!"
Q. What happened to the wind?
A. It blew away!
Q. What do you get when you cross a skeleton with a genie?
A. A wish bone!
Q. Why is the letter T like an island?
A. Because it is in the middle of waTer.
Q. Mary's mum had three children. One was called April, the second was May. What was the name of the last one?
Q. Why was the woman so happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?
A. The box said 2-4 years!
Q. What is white, black and red all over?
A. An embarrassed penguin.
Q. What do you call a bunny with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny.
Q. In what way can the letter A help a deaf lady?
A. It can make her hear.
Q. What goes up and down but never moves?
A. The stairs!
Q. What animal never tells the truth?
A. A lion.
Q. What did the baseball say to the cake batter?
A. "Batter up."
Q. Hit me hard and I will crack but you'll never stop me from staring back. What am I?
A. A mirror!
Q. If there was a spelling test, which animal would win?
A. The bee!
Q. How did the cow get through the crowd?
A. He shouted MOOve!
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the store?
A. To get some spare ribs.
Q. What's black and white and can climb trees?
A. A panda.
Q. What can run, play and move around yet it cannot breath?
A. A CD or DVD!
Q. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?
A. He had no body to dance with!
Q. What did the dragon say after laying 50 eggs?
A. "I'm EGGShausted!"
Q. What is in fingers, toolboxes and snails?
Q. What happens when you throw a purple rock into a yellow stream?
A. It makes a splash.
Q. What do you call a dentist in the army?
A. A drill sergeant.
Q. Where do pencils come from?
Q. There was a man who walked into a bar and asked if he could have a glass of water but the bartender pointed a gun at him and the man who asked for water said thank you and left. Why did he say thank you?
A. Because the man had the hiccups.
Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
Q. What has a neck but can't swallow?
A. A bottle.
Q. Why didn't the squirrel cross the telephone wire?
A. Because the line was busy.
Q. What has words but never speaks?
A. A book.
Q. What do you do if something charges at you?
A. You take away its credit card!
Q. Why did Goofy take a ladder to school?
A. Because he wanted to get to high school.
Q. Why are cooks cruel?
A. Because they whip cream and beat eggs!!
Q. Which letter comes once in a minute, twice in a millennium but never in thousand years?
A. The letter M.
Q. I have two coins in my pocket and they equal 15 cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are the coins in my pocket?
A. A nickel and a dime, I said only one of them is not a nickel.
Q. Why didn't the Dallas Cowboys want to beat the Denver Broncos in a game?
A. Because they needed a ride home!
Q. Why did Batman cross his legs?
A. He had to go to the BATroom!
Q. What do you call a man in a bush?
Q. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A. A snailor.
Q. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew!
Q. What does a triceratops sit on?
A. It's tricera-bottom!
Q. What do you call a person with a tree for a briefcase?
A. A branch manager.
Q. What bird can write?
Q. What does a toad say when it sees something great?
A. "TOADaly Awesome!"
Q. What is a volcano?
A. A mountain with hiccups!
Q. Why didn't the lifegaurd save the hippie?
A. Because he was too far out, man.
Q. There are 10 cats in a boat. One cat jumped out of the boat. How many cats were left?
A. None, they were all copycats.
Q. What did the tie say to the hat?
A. "You go on a head and I'll hang around here."
Q. What do you call two spiders who just got married?
Q. What has holes and can still hold water?
A. A sponge!
Q. What did the red sock say to the white sock?
A. "Let's play ball."
Q. What letter is a vegetable?
Q. If you're Scottish when you go into the bathroom and you're Scottish when you go out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the toilet?
A. European (you are peeing).
Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"
Q. Which restaurants are good at math?
Q. What gets wetter as it dries?
A. A towel!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the possums how it's done.
Q. How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
A. Poker face!
Q. Where do you learn to make ice cream?
A. At Sundae School!
Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.
Q. What time does a duck wake up?
A. At the QUACK of dawn.
Q. What is the cat's favorite button on the remote?
Q. What has a tongue but can't talk?
A. A shoe!
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
A. A creamy quacker!
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Q. What do people have in common with a math book?
A. We've all got a lot of problems!
Q. What does the baby popcorn call his dad?
Q. What is brown, has a tail and a head, but no legs?
A. A penny!
Q. What did the duck say to the clerk?
A. "Put it on my bill."
Q. What does not ask questions but must be answered?
A. A doorbell.
Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal?
A. Bone appetite!
Q. Why couldn't the shipmates play cards?
A. The captain was sitting on the deck!
Q. What kind of chickens lay golden eggs?
A. Golden Chicks!
Q. Why did the bread cross the road?
A. To BUTTER the other side!
Q. Where do fish keep their money?
A. In the riverbank.
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!
Q. What kind of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper?
A. Any dog, skyscrapers can't jump.
Q. Why did the cow do jumping jacks?
A. Because he wanted a milkshake!
Q. What letter is a part of the head?
Q. What's the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
A. Getting lost.
Q. Where do crayons go on vacation?
Q. Which is the loudest vowel?
A. The letter I. It is always in the midst of noise
Q. What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Q. What do you call a person who studies happy parrots?
A. A jollypollyoligist!
Q. What kind of bagel can fly?
A. A plain bagel.
Q. What is the easiest way to be on TV?
A. Sit on it!
Q. What did the spider do when he went on his computer?
A. He went on his web site!
Q. Rail road tracks, look out for cars! How do you spell that without any Rs?
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