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Q. What did the 0 say to the 8?
A. "Nice belt."
Q. What do dogs have that other animal don't have?
Q. Why did the picture go to jail?
A. He got framed.
Q. Why did the banana factory shut down?
A. Because they chucked out all the bent ones!
Q. There was a train with passengers inside. Suddenly the train crashed, where would the survivors be buried?
A. No where, they are the survivors!
Q. Where did the baby ghost sit?
A. In a BOOster seat!
Q. Which fish costs the most?
A. A gold fish!
Q. What comes twice in a week, never in a month and once in a year?
A. The letter E.
Q. Why was the cumputer cold at night?
A. It forgot to close its windows.
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!
Q. Why did the dalmation go to the eye doctor?
A. Because he kept seeing spots.
Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.
Q. What is the difference between a worn out runner and a worn out vet?
A. One's dog tired and the other is tired of dogs.
Q. There are 30 white horses on a red hill. They stomp, chomp and they stop. What are they?
A. Your teeth.
Q. Why didn't the bunny hop?
A. No bunny knows.
Q. What did the baker give his wife for their anniversary?
Q. Why don't ducks tell jokes when they are flying?
A. Because they just might quack up.
Q. How do you make a sausage roll?
A. Push it down the hill!
Q. What book can you look in to find words that are not true?
A. The fiction-ary!
Q. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
A. To Pennsylvania.
Q. What is a porcupine's favourite game?
Q. Why did Batman cross his legs?
A. He had to go to the BATroom!
Q. What did the dragon say after laying 50 eggs?
A. "I'm EGGShausted!"
Q. Where do fish keep their money?
A. In the riverbank.
Q. What is a volcano?
A. A mountain with hiccups!
Q. Why didn't Batman and Robin go fishing?
A. Because Robin ate all the the worms.
Q. What do you call a deaf dinosaur?
A. Anything you like, he can't hear you!
Q. If you have three 7 foot long ropes, how many feet do you have?
A. You have two feet!
Q. Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
A. Because he had a dino-SORE!
Q. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A. A buccaneer (A buck an ear)
Q. Why was the woman so happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?
A. The box said 2-4 years!
Q. What do clothes and airplanes have in common?
Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!
Q. Why did Peter Pan always fly and never stop?
A. Because he could never never land.
Q. Why would it be silly to send a letter to Washington?
A. Because he is dead.
Q. What is the easiest way to be on TV?
A. Sit on it!
Q. What has ears but can't hear?
A. A corn field!
Q. Hit me hard and I will crack but you'll never stop me from staring back. What am I?
A. A mirror!
Q. What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A. A fur ball.
Q. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the ark with him?
A. None, it was Noah's ark.
Q. Why was the pencil crying?
A. Because he was POINTLESS!
Q. Why did Patrick eat money?
A. His mum said it was his lunch money.
Q. Which state has the smallest soft drinks?
Q. Why is getting up in the morning like a pig's tail?
A. It's twirly. (Too early)
Q. Why was the Egyptian confused?
A. Because someone told him his daddy was a mummy!
Q. What do eagles do when they coach a sports team?
A. They wing it.
Q. Where did the mother monster put her child when she was at work?
A. At day-SCARE!
Q. I have two coins in my pocket and they equal 15 cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are the coins in my pocket?
A. A nickel and a dime, I said only one of them is not a nickel.
Q. Why did the orange wish he was wearing sunscreen?
A. He was starting to peel!
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a camel?
A. A lumpy milkshake!
Q. A bus driver was going down the road. He passed a stop sign without stopping, went on the left side of the road, and ran a red light, yet he didn't get fined. Why?
A. Because he wasn't driving a bus, he was walking!
Q. You are dreaming. A monster comes up to you and takes you away. He puts you in an oven and turns it on. Any moment he will be eating you. What should you do?
A. Pinch yourself.
Q. What did the tornado ask the car?
A. "Wanna go for a spin?"
Q. What is brown, has a tail and a head, but no legs?
A. A penny!
Q. What is the smartest city in America?
A. Alabama because it has four A's and one B!
Q. Why are fish smart?
A. Because they travel in schools.
Q. How do you make a goldfish age?
A. Take away the g in goldfish.
Q. What did the zero say to the eight?
A. "Oh, I like your belt!"
Q. What has four legs, stands and is helpful to people?
A. A table!
Q. What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A. A cloud!
Q. There was a little moron and a big moron sitting on the edge of a bridge. The big moron fell off but the little one didn't, how come?
A. He was a little more on!
Q. How did the cow get through the crowd?
A. He shouted MOOve!
Q. What do you give a frog at a hospital?
A. A HOPeration!
Q. Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to see his flat mate!
Q. Why did Tigger look in the bathroom?
A. To find Pooh!
Q. What letter is an exclamation?
Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!
Q. What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A. A milkshake!
Q. Does France have a fourth of July?
A. Of course they do.
Q. The person who makes it sells it, the person who buys it never uses it, the person who is in it doesn't know it, what is it?
A. A coffin.
Q. How many seconds are in a year?
A. 12: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc.
Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A. "You look flushed."
Q. I am tall when I am young and short when I am old. What am I?
A. A candle.
Q. What has 6 eyes but cannot see?
A. Three blind mice.
Q. What did the sea say to the shore?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q. What do you get if you cross some bubble bath and a famous detective?
A. Sherlock Foams.
Q. Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?
A. A sock hop.
Q. Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon?
A. Because it was full.
Q. What kind of shoes does a spy wear?
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. To get to the MOOvies.
Q. Where do oak trees come from?
Q. What does a French cow say?
A. "Moo Lala!"
Q. What object is king of the classroom?
A. The ruler!
Q. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
A. One is really heavy. The other is a little lighter.
Q. Which is the most dangerous city?
Q. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the baseball game?
A. He wanted to tie up the score!
Q. You are trapped in a room and there are 3 doors. Each door has something behind it. The first door has two hungry lions that have not eaten in four years. The second door has electric lasers all across the room. The third has three ninjas ready to attack. Which door would you pick to go through?
A. The first because the lions would be dead if they have not eaten for 4 years!
Q. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?
A. He had no body to dance with!
Q. Mary and John were sitting in the family room one night. John was watching TV and Mary was reading a book. All of a sudden the power went out, so John decided to go to bed, but Mary kept on reading without any artificial light. How is this possible?
A. Mary was blind and was reading braile!
Q. If you're on a plane and one of the engines breaks, how far will the other one take you?
A. All the way to the scene of the crash.
Q. What did the policeman say to his belly?
A. You are under a vest!
Q. Which letter of the alphabet has the most people in it?
A. Q (queue).
Q. What is a gas station's favorite type of shoes?
Q. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A. A woolly jumper!
Q. What letter is a drink?
Q. What tree do fingers grow off of?
A. A palm tree!
Q. Why was the little bird punished?
A. It was caught peeping in school.
Q. What did the red sock say to the white sock?
A. "Let's play ball."
Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"
Q. Where won't you find a dog shopping?
A. At the flea market!
Q. Why is there no air in space?
A. Because the Milky Way would go bad.
Q. How can a rose ride a bike?
A. It uses its petals!
Q. What did the ghost say when it sneezed?
A. "Ahh BOO!"
Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!
Q. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A. "You're way too young to smoke."
Q. What do you call a super hero who has lost his powers?
A. A super-zero.
Q. What do you call a bear who forgot his socks?
Q. What happened to the shark when he ate too many keys?
A. He turned into the Lock-ness monster.
Q. What was Mr. Cow and Mrs. Cow's favorite time together?
A. When they went on their honeyMOOn.
Q. Can February March?
A. No, but April May.
Q. What do birds get when they are ill?
Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.
Q. Why did the hot dog wear a sweater?
A. Because it was a chili dog!
Q. What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A. A head banger.
Q. Why did the girl bring a ruler to bed with her?
A. She wanted to see how long she slept.
Q. What is a snake's favourite subject?
Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!
Q. One day I was in my car and crashed into a pole. I died sadly. But when I got up to heaven I could see grandma standing with Adam and Eve. The question is how did I know it was Adam and Eve?
A. Because they had no belly-buttons!
Q. Did you hear about the kidnapping?
A. He finally woke up!
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Q. What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together?
A. They had a class trip!
Q. Why was Dracula put in jail?
A. He tried to rob a blood bank.
Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!
Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!
Q. What is a dog that sneezes?
Q. What does a hamburger name his daughter?
Q. If there was a spelling test, which animal would win?
A. The bee!
Q. What did the flower say to the bike?
Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"
Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!
Q. Which baseball team do puppies play for?
A. The New York Pets.
Q. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECK!
Q. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A. Pork Chop!
Q. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).
Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.
Q. Why doesn't a bald man need any keys?
A. Because he doesn't have any locks!
Q. What's a monster's favourite game?
A. Swallow the Leader!
Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.
Q. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A. An investiGATOR!
Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.
Q. What do T-shirts love to play?
Q. Why don't ducks get letters?
A. Because they already have bills!
Q. What do you call a pig dressed as Frankenstein?
Q. Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
A. To the reTAIL store.
Q. Where do sheep get their hair cut?
A. At the bah bah shop.
Q. What do you get with a kangoroo and a snake?
A. A jump rope.
Q. How do you make a swordfish like the library?
A. Take away the S in its name!
Q. What is brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
Q. In a green house lives a green man and in the pink house lives a pink man. Who lives in the white house?
A. The president.
Q. What did Shakespeare say to the pencil?
A. "Write on!"
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