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Q. Why did Goofy take a ladder to school?
A. Because he wanted to get to high school.
Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a hole in one!
Q. What do you call a square that's been in an accident?
A. A WRECKtangle.
Q. What is a 3 letter word that gets bigger when you add 3 letters?
Q. What do you call an angry polar bear?
A. Nothing, just run.
Q. Where do crayons go on vacation?
Q. What school do planets and stars go to to study?
Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Q. What seven letters did the robber say when he saw nothing in the safe?
A. "O I C U R M T!"
Q. What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder?
A. He got a little behind in his work!
Q. Mary's mum had three children. One was called April, the second was May. What was the name of the last one?
Q. What is black and white and when you kick it it flies?
A. A soccer ball!
Q. What did the ghost say to his wife?
A. "You look so BOOtiful."
Q. What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
A. "You can count on me!"
Q. How do you wrap a cloud?
A. With a rainbow.
Q. What sort of animal is a slug?
A. A snail with housing problems!
Q. Where did the hamburgers go?
A. To the Meat Ball!
Q. What did the dragon say after laying 50 eggs?
A. "I'm EGGShausted!"
Q. Why do gorillas have broad fingers?
A. Because they have large nostrils.
Q. What did the dressing say to the refrigerator?
A. "Shut the door I am dressing!"
Q. What is a volcano?
A. A mountain with hiccups!
Q. Why did the new boy steal a chair from the classroom?
A. Because the teacher told him to take a seat.
Q. What can you call a math teacher?
A. A ruler.
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.
Q. Mary and John were sitting in the family room one night. John was watching TV and Mary was reading a book. All of a sudden the power went out, so John decided to go to bed, but Mary kept on reading without any artificial light. How is this possible?
A. Mary was blind and was reading braile!
Q. What game do tornados play?
Q. What do they serve for lunch at karate camp?
A. Kung Food!
Q. Which baseball team do puppies play for?
A. The New York Pets.
Q. Why didn't the moon finish his meal?
A. It was full.
Q. There are ten cats on a boat. One jumps off, how many are left?
A. None, they were all copy cats!
Q. There is a black house, grey house, red house, yellow house, green house and brown house. What colour house does President Obama live in?
A. The White House!
Q. You have a candle, a stove, and a fireplace and a match. Which one would you light first?
A. The match!
Q. What runs around a house but never moves?
A. A fence.
Q. What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?
A. The number nine.
Q. Where does a cow go when he's bored?
A. To the MOOvies.
Q. What do you call a frog that parks in a tow away zone?
A. A TOAD away zone.
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A. Jurassic Pork.
Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)
Q. What did the lucky lollipop say to the unlucky lollipop?
A. "Bye-bye, sucker!"
Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off!
Q. What did the sick freight elevator say?
A. "I think I'm coming down with something."
Q. What disappears when you turn the light on?
A. The dark!
Q. Why should you never shower with a pokemon?
A. Because they Pikachu (peek at you).
Q. Which restaurants are good at math?
Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.
Q. Why couldn't the girl dial 911?
A. She couldn't find the 11.
Q. How did the cow get through the crowd?
A. He shouted MOOve!
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!
Q. Why did the children eat their homework?
A. Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Q. What card game do artists like to play?
A. Draw poker.
Q. What did the tree say to the light bulb?
A. "Hey! Just had a bright idea!"
Q. How many letters are in envelope?
Q. What two candies are the smartest?
A. Smarties and Nerds.
Q. What do eagles do when they coach a sports team?
A. They wing it.
Q. What cat likes living in water?
A. An octoPUSS!
Q. Did you hear about the skeleton and his girlfriend?
A. They broke up and he was shattered!
Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.
Q. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
Q. What letter is a part of the head?
Q. What has no lid, key, or hinge yet golden treasure is hid inside?
A. An egg!
Q. How is bubble gum similar to a Wookie?
A. It's Chewy.
Q. How did Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicle!
Q. What do you do when you see a spaceman?
A. Park in it!
Q. What did one leaf say to the other?
A. "See you next fall!!"
Q. What happens if you call 611 for the police?
A. The police car comes to you upside down!
Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.
Q. What goes around and around but never gets dizzy?
Q. What is the quickest way to double your money?
A. Fold it in half!
Q. Why is the White House spotless?
A. Because it lives in WASHington!
Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"
Q. Why did the TV go out with the heater?
A. Because he thought she was hot!
Q. What did one lion say to another when they saw some hunters in a jeep?
A. "Look, meals on wheels!"
Q. What's black and white and red all over?
A. A sunburned zebra!
Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!
Q. What is coming but never arrives?
Q. What kind of running means walking
A. Running out of gas.
Q. What do you call a super hero who has lost his powers?
A. A super-zero.
Q. What is an army man's favorite month?
Q. What is white when dirty and black when clean?
A. A blackboard.
Q. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Q. What has 3 feet but cannot walk?
A. A yardstick!
Q. What did the student say to the math worksheet?
A. I'm not a therapist, solve your own problems!
Q. A bus driver was going down the road. He passed a stop sign without stopping, went on the left side of the road, and ran a red light, yet he didn't get fined. Why?
A. Because he wasn't driving a bus, he was walking!
Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal?
A. Bone appetite!
Q. Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
A. Because they are always stuffed.
Q. What loses its head every day and gets it back every night?
A. A pillow.
Q. What time do you go to the dentist?
A. Tooth hurty!
Q. Why should you never play hide and seek with mountains?
A. Mountains always peek (peak).
Q. What starts with T, ends with T, and is filled with T?
A. A teapot!
Q. What did the crocodile say to the waiter in the cafe?
A. I want bacon, eggs, and toast and make it SNAPPY!
Q. Where is the zombie's favorite room in the house?
A. The living room.
Q. What is as light as a feather but not even the strongest man in the world can hold it for more than a few minutes?
Q. What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
A. Glass flippers.
Q. What disappears when you stand up?
A. Your lap!
Q. What does the baby popcorn call his dad?
Q. Where is the best place to leave a dog when you go to a ball game?
A. In the barking lot.
Q. What has ears but can't hear?
A. A corn field!
Q. What does a tree drink?
A. Root beer!
Q. Who in the solar system has the most loose change?
A. The moon, it keeps changing quarters.
Q. Who was the straightest man in the Bible?
A. Joseph, Pharoah made a ruler out of him.
Q. What gate can't you enter?
Q. What place has the most cows?
A. Moo York. (New York)
Q. What is a photograph's favorite game?
Q. What happens when you cross the tango and a waltz?
A. A wango!
Q. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?
A. He had no body to dance with!
Q. What do you call an an ant sticking out of the ground?
A. A plANT!
Q. Why did the doofus climb the glass wall?
A. So he could see what was on the other side.
Q. What has a forest with no trees, lakes without water, roads with no cars and deserts with no sand?
A. A map!
Q. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
A. To keep an eye on the mouse.
Q. What's the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
A. Getting lost.
Q. Why is the letter B so cool?
A. Because it is in between A C!
Q. Why do mathematicians like airlines?
A. They use Pi-lots.
Q. What did the sweaty octopus spend all his money on?
A. Underarm deodrant.
Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"
Q. What is red and has fangs?
A. An apple. I lied about the fangs!
Q. What is a flower between your nose and your chin?
A. Two lips. (Tulips)
Q. What did the baker give his wife for their anniversary?
Q. What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
Q. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?
A. Nothing, they just waved!
Q. How many letters are in the alphabet?
A. 11, T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Q. Why was the cumputer cold at night?
A. It forgot to close its windows.
Q. What did the 0 say to the 8?
A. "Nice belt."
Q. Why did the cow pack his bags?
A. Because he was MOOving!
Q. Why did the farmer let his cows eat the tall grass?
A. Because it needed to get moooed! (Mowed)
Q. What is Barbie's favorite state?
Q. What is the cat's favorite button on the remote?
Q. What did the fish say to the octopus while the octopus was eating?
A. Lend me a tentacle or 8.
Q. Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?
A. A sock hop.
Q. What kind of murderer has fibre?
A. A cereal killer.
Q. Why do mushrooms like to tell jokes?
A. Because they're a fungi!
Q. What do you call a polar bear in the desert?
Q. What is big, brown, black, hairy, has 5 eyes, sharp teeth and big claws, and eats human flesh?
A. I don't know either, but if you see one, you better run!
Q. What did Shakespeare say to the pencil?
A. "Write on!"
Q. What has a never ending life cycle?
Q. What comes twice in a week, never in a month and once in a year?
A. The letter E.
Q. Why was the clock in the cafeteria always slow?
A. Because every lunch it went back four seconds!
Q. What goes up a chimney down, but doesn't go down a chimney up?
A. An umbrella.
Q. What is a volcano?
A. A mountain with heartburn!
Q. Why did the newspaper blush?
A. Because he saw the comic strip.
Q. What do ghosts wear on their feet?
Q. What do you get when you cross a bird, a car, and a dog?
A. A flying carpet.
Q. How do you catch a rabbit?
A. Make a noise like a carrot.
Q. What goes around the world but stays in one place?
A. A stamp.
Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts.
Q. What do you call a dead person in the closet?
A. The 1966 hide-and-go-seek champion.
Q. Why did the mattress go the doctor?
A. It had spring fever.
Q. If a red house is made out of red brick, and a blue house is made of blue bricks what is a green house made of?
Q. What is the best way to catch a squirrel?
A. Act like a nut.
Q. What kind of monkey can fly?
A. A hot air BABOON!
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