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500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

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Q. What's the richest kind of air?
A. Billionaire.

Q. There is a black house, grey house, red house, yellow house, green house and brown house. What colour house does President Obama live in?
A. The White House!

Q. How do you catch a rabbit?
A. Make a noise like a carrot.

Q. Where did the mother monster put her child when she was at work?
A. At day-SCARE!

Q. It is greater than God and more evil than devil. The poor have it. The rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?
A. Nothing!

Q. What insect is a coward?
A. A flea!

Q. What is big, brown, black, hairy, has 5 eyes, sharp teeth and big claws, and eats human flesh?
A. I don't know either, but if you see one, you better run!

Q. What lies in a pram and wobbles?
A. A jelly baby!

Q. What is Barbie's favorite state?
A. KENtucky!

Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!

Q. Where does the word done come before start?
A. In the dictionary!

Q. Which letter comes once in a minute, twice in a millennium but never in thousand years?
A. The letter M.

Q. Which letter of the alphabet keeps us waiting?
A. Q. (queue)

Q. Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A. Because it's too far to walk!

Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!

Q. What is always blue (sad) but always smiles?
A. A smurf.

Q. What did the sea say to the shore?
A. Nothing, it just waved.

Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?
A. An egg.

Q. Why did the rope go to the doctor?
A. It had a knot in its stomach.

Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!

Q. How do you make a sausage roll?
A. Push it down the hill!

Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
A. Fo'drizzle!

Q. What did the frog order at the burger place?
A. French flies and a diet croak.

Q. What kind of birds always stay together?
A. Velcrows.

Q. What part of a fish weighs the most?
A. Its scales.

Q. How many sides does a circle have?
A. Two, inside and out.

Q. What is a TV's favorite thing to do at the the beach?
A. Channel surf.

Q. What do you call a football team with pigs?
A. Queens Pork Rangers.

Q. What did the sick freight elevator say?
A. "I think I'm coming down with something."

Q. What has hands but no arms?
A. A clock.

Q. Why did the toilet paper want to roll down the hill?
A. To get to the bottom.

Q. What do cheerleaders drink?
A. Root beer.

Q. Why don't ducks tell jokes when they are flying?
A. Because they just might quack up.

Q. If a rooster laid a white egg and a brown egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
A. None. Roosters don't lay eggs.

Q. If a red house is made out of red brick, and a blue house is made of blue bricks what is a green house made of?
A. Glass.

Q. Why did the millionaire refuse to move to Alaska?
A. He didn't want to freeze his assets.

Q. How many seconds are in a year?
A. 12: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc.

Q. Why did the starfish breakup with the lobster?
A. Because he was SHELLfish.

Q. What cat likes living in water?
A. An octoPUSS!

Q. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the baseball game?
A. He wanted to tie up the score!

Q. Why are rivers so rich?
A. Because they have 2 banks.

Q. What kind of running means walking
A. Running out of gas.

Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.

Q. Can February March?
A. No, but April May.

Q. What did the paper cowboy say to the pencil cowboy?
A. "Draw."

Q. Do sharks like to act in movies?
A. Only if they get the big, juicy parts.

Q. What is a snake's favourite subject?
A. HISStory!

Q. What did the elephant say to her son when he was naughty?
A. "Tusk tusk!"

Q. What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
A. Jellyfish.

Q. Why did the boy take a packet of oats with him to bed?
A. To feed his nightMARE!

Q. What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A. A head banger.

Q. What has four legs, stands and is helpful to people?
A. A table!

Q. What do ducks use for math?
A. A QUACK-ulator !

Q. Where do pirates like to eat?
A. ARR-bys!

Q. What kind of bug goes Zzub Zzub?
A. A bumble bee flying backward!

Q. Where does a penguin go to visit his aunt?
A. ANT-arctica!

Q. The more you take of these, the more you leave behind. What are they?
A. Footsteps!

Q. What is a dog that sneezes?
A. Achoowawa!

Q. What kind of bats swing upside down?
A. AcroBATS!

Q. What happened to the shark when he ate too many keys?
A. He turned into the Lock-ness monster.

Q. What stands in the middle of an ocean?
A. The letter E!

Q. What did the fish say to the octopus while the octopus was eating?
A. Lend me a tentacle or 8.

Q. What seven letters did the robber say when he saw nothing in the safe?
A. "O I C U R M T!"

Q. Why should you never shower with a pokemon?
A. Because they Pikachu (peek at you).

Q. What did the sweaty octopus spend all his money on?
A. Underarm deodrant.

Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.

Q. How much is the moon worth?
A. One dollar, because it has four quarters.

Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!

Q. How come a cheetah can't play hide and seek?
A. Because he's already been spotted.

Q. What goes up when the rain comes down?
A. An umbrella!

Q. What letter is a drink?
A. T.

Q. What do fish take to stay alive?
A. Vitamin sea.

Q. Where do famous dragons go after they retire?
A. The hall of flame!

Q. What does a cow grow on its face?
A. A MOOstache.

Q. Rail road tracks, look out for cars! How do you spell that without any Rs?
A. T-H-A-T!

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Q. The peak on my house is going east and west and slopes North and South. A rooster is on the peak and lays an egg, which way did the egg roll?
A. Roosters don't lay eggs

Q. Why didn't the lobster share his plankton with his dad?
A. Because he was a little shellfish!

Q. Why did the skeleton flunk out?
A. His heart was not in it!

Q. Who does Frankenstein invite to his party?
A. Anyone he can gobble up!

Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!

Q. What word, if spelled right is wrong and spelled wrong is right?
A. Wrong!

Q. What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A. Rubber band because it stretches!

Q. What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
A. It gets wet.

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!

Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mouse.

Q. Why is baseball the safest sport?
A. Because on the field, it has a warning track.

Q. Why did the bee get married?
A. Because she found her honey.

Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
A. It's not right.

Q. What do you call a smart pig?
A. CunningHAM!

Q. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A. A dog a sore!

Q. What is a cat's favorite color?
A. PURRple!

Q. What animal is NOT allowed to play in games or contests?
A. Cheetahs (cheaters)

Q. What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?
A. A synonym roll.

Q. Why did the duck cross the road?
A. Because it thought it was a chicken.

Q. Why did the children eat their homework?
A. Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Q. Why did the Smartie go to school?
A. Because he wanted to be smarter.

Q. If you say it you break it. What is it?
A. Silence.

Q. What did Delaware?
A. A New Jersey!

Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.

Q. If you're on a plane and one of the engines breaks, how far will the other one take you?
A. All the way to the scene of the crash.

Q. What kind of murderer has fibre?
A. A cereal killer.

Q. If there was a spelling test, which animal would win?
A. The bee!

Q. 30 people are in a room, no way in, no way out. Don't ask me how they got in. Someone counted and they got 34-heads. How is that possible?
A. 30 foreheads!

Q. What do you call an an ant sticking out of the ground?
A. A plANT!

Q. There's this guy and he's jogging. Well, he turns left, jogs some, turns left, jogs some, and turns left again. When he gets home there are 2 masked men waiting. Who are the masked men?
A. The Umpire and the Back Catcher!

Q. What did the cow say to the other cow?
A. "MOOve over!"

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7 8 9!

Q. How do you eat an elephant?
A. One bite at a time.

Q. What does the sun skate on?
A. Solarblades!

Q. What way are the letter A and noon alike?
A. Both of them are in the middle of the day.

Q. Ike went through the town casuing havoc and he was on the news and in the newspaper. What is Ike?
A. A hurricane!

Q. Why did the dalmation go to the eye doctor?
A. Because he kept seeing spots.

Q. How do you spell mousetrap with ONLY three letters?
A. C-A-T!

Q. You're riding on a horse and you realize there's a lion chasing you and a giraffe is in front of you. What do you do?
A. Jump off the merry-go-round!

Q. What insect is an arithmetic insect?
A. A mosquito! They add to misery, subtract from pleasure, divide the attention and multiply quickly!

Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A. "You look flushed."

Q. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew!

Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.

Q. What do you call a bunny with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny.

Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. A zebra with the chicken pox.

Q. What do you call a dead person in the closet?
A. The 1966 hide-and-go-seek champion.

Q. What do you get when you put jeans in the microwave?
A. Four hotpockets.

Q. What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A. The teacher says, "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Choo-choo!"

Q. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A. I don't know and I don't care.

Q. What did the fish say to the chip?
A. "We were made for each other."

Q. What does an injured lemon need?
A. Lemon Aid!

Q. What does a polar bear use to keep his head warm?
A. A polar ice cap.

Q. What do you call a grandfather clock?
A. An old timer!

Q. Why is getting up in the morning like a pig's tail?
A. It's twirly. (Too early)

Q. There are 10 cats in a boat. One cat jumped out of the boat. How many cats were left?
A. None, they were all copycats.

Q. What do you call a bear who forgot his socks?
A. BEARfooted.

Q. What is black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
A. Two skunks fighting over a pickle.

Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a tiger?
A. I don't know but you better behave in its class!

Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.

Q. Why was the rope late for dinner?
A. It got tied up at the office.

Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.

Q. What letter is an exclamation?
A. O!

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A. Jurassic Pork.

Q. What do you get if you cross some bubble bath and a famous detective?
A. Sherlock Foams.

Q. What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
A. A chew-chew train.

Q. What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
A. "I love BOO!"

Q. Three ladies are under a small umbrella. None of them got wet. How did they do it?
A. It wasn't raining!

Q. Why did the newspaper blush?
A. Because he saw the comic strip.

Q. What goes up but does not go down?
A. Your age!

Q. What's red and mushy and is found between sharks teeth?
A. Slow swimmers.

Q. Why did the cow eat the tight rope walker?
A. Because he wanted a balanced meal!

Q. What is green and hangs off trees?
A. Giraffe snot.

Q. Why did the boy lock himself in the fridge?
A. To make himself look cooler.

Q. What do they serve for lunch at karate camp?
A. Kung Food!

Q. A women shot her husband, put him under water for 5 minutes, and then hung him. Later, they went out to dinner. How did he survive, and then go out to dinner?
A. She was a photographer!

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