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500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

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Riddles

Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!

Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!

Q. Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?
A. Because she had the perfect pitch.

Q. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?
A. He had no body to dance with!

Q. What did the paint give the wall on their first anniversary?
A. A new coat.

Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!

Q. Why do cats always go after mice and birds?
A. Because cats like fast food.

Q. What did the ghost say when it sneezed?
A. "Ahh BOO!"

Q. Why didn't the moon finish his meal?
A. It was full.

Q. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?
A. Nothing, they just waved!

Q. Why did the whale laugh?
A. Because he saw the sea's bottom.

Q. If you're on a plane and one of the engines breaks, how far will the other one take you?
A. All the way to the scene of the crash.

Q. What did one lion say to another when they saw some hunters in a jeep?
A. "Look, meals on wheels!"

Q. If you are running in a race and you just passed the guy in second place what place are you in?
A. You are in second place!

Q. What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?
A. Time to buy a new clock.

Q. What did the fish say to the octopus while the octopus was eating?
A. Lend me a tentacle or 8.

Q. Think of the person who lives in disguise, who deals in secrets and tells nothing but lies.
Next tell me what's always last to mend the middle of middle and end of the end.
And finally give me the sound often heard during the search for a hard to find word.
Now string them all together and answer me this:
What creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
A. A spider.

Q. What is a crate's favorite sport?
A. Boxing!

Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.

Q. What do you call two bananas?
A. A pair of slippers!

Q. What pet does everybody have?
A. A carPET!

Q. What bird is always sad?
A. A blue-bird.

Q. There's this guy and he's jogging. Well, he turns left, jogs some, turns left, jogs some, and turns left again. When he gets home there are 2 masked men waiting. Who are the masked men?
A. The Umpire and the Back Catcher!

Q. Which letter comes once in a minute, twice in a millennium but never in thousand years?
A. The letter M.

Q. What can you put in a freezer that's hot and will always come out hot?
A. Hot sauce.

Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes!

Q. There are 30 white horses on a red hill. They stomp, chomp and they stop. What are they?
A. Your teeth.

Q. Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to see his flat mate!

Q. Where do oak trees come from?
A. OAKlahoma.

Q. What does the lion say to his friends before a hunt?
A. "Let us prey."

Q. What do you get if you cross some bubble bath and a famous detective?
A. Sherlock Foams.

Q. What do they serve for lunch at karate camp?
A. Kung Food!

Q. Hit me hard and I will crack but you'll never stop me from staring back. What am I?
A. A mirror!

Q. How do you know when a dumb person has been on the computer?
A. There's white-out all over the screen.

Q. Why did the camper bring a baseball player to camp?
A. To pitch the tent.

Q. Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
A. Because he had a dino-SORE!

Q. What question can a person ask all day long, getting a different answer each time, yet all the answers are correct?
A. What time is it?

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Q. What does a wolf say on Halloween?
A. "Happy HOWLoween!"

Q. Where do trees store their valuables?
A. In their trunk!

Q. Why did the nose feel sad?
A. Because he always got picked on!

Q. What kind of motorcycle does a pig drive?
A. A hog!

Q. Why did Daniel go to the top of the school?
A. Because he wanted to go to high school.

Q. What is yours but your friends use more than you?
A. Your name!

Q. What is a cow's favourite drink?
A. MOO Juice.

Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
A. Pi!

Q. What did the creek say to the brook?
A. "Stop babbling!"

Q. What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?
A. A synonym roll.

Q. How do you know if a vampire has a sore throat?
A. You can hear him coughin'.

Q. If a red house is made out of red brick, and a blue house is made of blue bricks what is a green house made of?
A. Glass.

Q. What's big, grey and has red spots?
A. An elephant with chicken pox!

Q. What kind of teacher passes gas?
A. A tutor!

Q. The more you take of these, the more you leave behind. What are they?
A. Footsteps!

Q. What do you call a door that is cute?
A. ADOORable!

Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.

Q. What do you call an overweight E.T.?
A. Extra Cholesterol!

Q. How did the teacher knit a suit of armor?
A. She used steel wool!

Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.

Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mouse.

Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!

Q. What do you say in the evening to a soldier in shining armor?
A. Night, night, Knight.

Q. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the ark with him?
A. None, it was Noah's ark.

Q. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!

Q. Did you hear what happened down at the fish shop?
A. The fish got battered!

Q. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A. "Bee-hive yourself!"

Q. Take me out of the box, scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?
A. A match!

Q. What is always blue (sad) but always smiles?
A. A smurf.

Q. What do you call a cow who learns how to belly dance?
A. A milkshake!

Q. Why did the skeleton go to the store?
A. To get some spare ribs.

Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!

Q. Where do you weigh whales?
A. At the whale-weigh station.

Q. Why is the ice rink so cold?
A. There are a lot of fans there.

Q. What do birds get when they are ill?
A. TWEETment.

Q. What is black and white and when you kick it it flies?
A. A soccer ball!

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