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Q. Which one is faster, hot or cold?
A. Hot. You can catch cold!
Q. You're stuck in a cement box, all you have is a mirror and a table, how do you get out?
A. You take the mirror, you see what you saw, grab the saw, cut the table in half, one half plus one half equals one whole, you take the hole put it in the wall and walk out.
Q. How do you make a swordfish like the library?
A. Take away the S in its name!
Q. You are trapped in a room and there are 3 doors. Each door has something behind it. The first door has two hungry lions that have not eaten in four years. The second door has electric lasers all across the room. The third has three ninjas ready to attack. Which door would you pick to go through?
A. The first because the lions would be dead if they have not eaten for 4 years!
Q. Why was the elephant afraid of the computer store?
A. Because they sold the world's best mice.
Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!
Q. What sort of animal is a slug?
A. A snail with housing problems!
Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7 8 9!
Q. What has a ring but no finger?
A. A telephone!
Q. Why should you never shower with a pokemon?
A. Because they Pikachu (peek at you).
Q. Why did the baker go to jail?
A. Because he got caught beating the eggs.
Q. Why can't you take a test in the zoo?
A. There are too many cheetahs!
Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!
Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch-dog.
Q. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
A. To Pennsylvania.
Q. What does a cloud wear under it's raincoat?
Q. Why did the boy study on an airplane?
A. He wanted to get a higher education.
Q. What is a porcupine's favourite game?
Q. What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Q. 30 people are in a room, no way in, no way out. Don't ask me how they got in. Someone counted and they got 34-heads. How is that possible?
A. 30 foreheads!
Q. Why did the student bring scissors to class?
A. He wanted to cut class!
Q. Why is Cinderella a bad football player?
A. Because she has a pumpkin as a coach!
Q. Why did the dog stay out of the sun?
A. So he wouldn't be a hotdog.
Q. What did the frog order at the burger place?
A. French flies and a diet croak.
Q. Why did the farmer let his cows eat the tall grass?
A. Because it needed to get moooed! (Mowed)
Q. What language does a billboard speak?
A. Sign language.
Q. Why did Tigger look in the bathroom?
A. To find Pooh!
Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
Q. What insect is a coward?
A. A flea!
Q. Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to see his flat mate!
Q. Why did the duck cross the road?
A. Because it thought it was a chicken.
Q. What did one lion say to another when they saw some hunters in a jeep?
A. "Look, meals on wheels!"
Q. What happened to the frog's car when it got stuck?
A. It had to get TOAD away.
Q. I have two coins in my pocket and they equal 15 cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are the coins in my pocket?
A. A nickel and a dime, I said only one of them is not a nickel.
Q. Why was the crab arrested?
A. For pinching!
Q. What has 6 eyes but cannot see?
A. Three blind mice.
Q. What do you do when your fish is off?
A. You tune it up!
Q. What's yesterday's tomorrow?
Q. What goes around and around but never gets dizzy?
Q. I am a rock group that has four members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assassinated. What group am I?
A. Mount Rushmore! Get it, rock group?
Q. What do you call an Italian cow that likes coffee?
Q. What do you call a dentist in the army?
A. A drill sergeant.
Q. What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
A. "Catch up!"
Q. Which building has the most stories?
Q. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Q. What did the flower say to the bike?
Q. An electric train is going north, which way is its smoke going?
A. Nowhere it's an electric train!
Q. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A. A woolly jumper!
Q. What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A. A head banger.
Q. Ike went through the town casuing havoc and he was on the news and in the newspaper. What is Ike?
A. A hurricane!
Q. In a green house lives a green man and in the pink house lives a pink man. Who lives in the white house?
A. The president.
Q. What has two heads, one tail and six legs?
A. A man on a horse.
Q. If there was a spelling test, which animal would win?
A. The bee!
Q. There was no moon and a black car with no headlights was driving on a black road. On the black road there was a black dog. The car avoided the dog. How is this possible?
A. It was daytime.
Q. Why did the coach go to the bank?
A. To get his quarterback.
Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!
Q. How do you make a Kleenex dance?
A. You put a little boogie in it!
Q. Why did the telephone go to the jewelry store?
A. He wanted a new ring.
Q. What was Mr. Cow and Mrs. Cow's favorite time together?
A. When they went on their honeyMOOn.
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!
Q. What do you call a deer that makes money?
A. A buck!
Q. Why couldn't the eight year old get into the pirate movie?
A. Because it was rated ARRRR!
Q. What is black and white and when you kick it it flies?
A. A soccer ball!
Q. What do eskimos call their cows?
Q. As I get older, I become shorter. What am I?
A. A pencil!
Q. What's the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
A. Getting lost.
Q. How did the cow get through the crowd?
A. He shouted MOOve!
Q. What do you call a smart pig?
Q. What did the bread say to the man?
A. Nothing, bread can't talk.
Q. What card game do artists like to play?
A. Draw poker.
Q. What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
A. "I never sausage a place"
Q. What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
Q. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
A. To keep an eye on the mouse.
Q. There are 5 fish and 2 drown. How many are left?
A. Fish don't drown.
Q. What kind of doctor never works but is very popular around the world?
A. Dr. Pepper (the soda).
Q. When is the best time to buy budgies?
A. When they're going cheap.
Q. Why was the dog sitting next to the fire?
A. He was a hotdog!
Q. What bow can't be tied?
A. A rainbow.
Q. Why do mathematicians like airlines?
A. They use Pi-lots.
Q. What can you break without touching it?
A. Someone's heart.
Q. What is a cow's favourite movie?
Q. What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
A. A chew-chew train.
Q. What did the sick freight elevator say?
A. "I think I'm coming down with something."
Q. If a rooster laid a white egg and a brown egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
A. None. Roosters don't lay eggs.
Q. What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?
Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
A. A slug.
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.
Q. How do you catch a rabbit?
A. Make a noise like a carrot.
Q. Why is it against the law for a man living in Victoria to be buried in New South Wales?
A. Because he's still alive!
Q. What do you use to fix a torn daisy?
A. A flower patch.
Q. Take me out of the box, scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?
A. A match!
Q. Why did the cow want some cheese?
A. Because it's MOOlicious!
Q. What did the fish say to the other fish?
A. "(O)(o)(O)(o)(O)" (Hello)
Q. What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
Q. Why did the willow weep?
A. Because it saw the water fall (waterfall).
Q. How many letters are in envelope?
Q. What bird is always sad?
A. A blue-bird.
Q. What question can a person ask all day long, getting a different answer each time, yet all the answers are correct?
A. What time is it?
Q. How do you know when an Irish person is happy?
A. When they are Dublin over with laughter!
Q. What is a snake's favourite subject?
Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!
Q. Why did the pencil cross the road first?
A. He was the LEADer!
Q. There is a one story house and everything in it is blue. The walls are blue, the ceiling is blue and the floor is blue. What color are the stairs?
A. There are no stairs in a one story house!
Q. Why does the man think the darkness is heavy?
A. Because it isn't light.
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. CELL phones.
Q. How do you wrap a cloud?
A. With a rainbow.
Q. What is the cat's favorite button on the remote?
Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!
Q. What is cute and cuddly and lives in your toilet?
A. Winnie the Pooh!
Q. What time does a duck wake up?
A. At the QUACK of dawn.
Q. Why did the toilet paper want to roll down the hill?
A. To get to the bottom.
Q. What do frogs drink?
Q. Why was the rope late for dinner?
A. It got tied up at the office.
Q. What has a never ending life cycle?
Q. Why was the doctor angry?
A. He lost his patients.
Q. What lies in a pram and wobbles?
A. A jelly baby!
Q. Why did the bank robber take a bath?
A. So he could make a clean getaway.
Q. What's a monkey's favorite snack?
A. Chocolate chimp cookies.
Q. Why did the son put his father on top of the freezer?
A. He wanted an ice pop!
Q. What's big, grey and has red spots?
A. An elephant with chicken pox!
Q. What did the joey say to the turtle?
A. "I can take my home with me too."
Q. What did the vampire bring to the baseball field?
A. His bats!
Q. If a red house is made out of red brick, and a blue house is made of blue bricks what is a green house made of?
Q. There was a train with passengers inside. Suddenly the train crashed, where would the survivors be buried?
A. No where, they are the survivors!
Q. What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together?
A. They had a class trip!
Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.
Q. What can you find in the middle of a tornado?
A. The letter N.
Q. What starts with a P and ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
A. The Post Office!
Q. The peak on my house is going east and west and slopes North and South. A rooster is on the peak and lays an egg, which way did the egg roll?
A. Roosters don't lay eggs
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A BULL-dozer.
Q. Why didn't Batman and Robin go fishing?
A. Because Robin ate all the the worms.
Q. What did the dressing say to the refrigerator?
A. "Shut the door I am dressing!"
Q. Why isn't your nose 12 inches long?
A. Because it would be a foot.
Q. What has two back bones and 1000 ribs?
A. A railroad.
Q. If a man was born in Spain, raised in Russia, grew old in Greece and died in America, what is he?
Q. What do you call a person with a tree for a briefcase?
A. A branch manager.
Q. What tree do fingers grow off of?
A. A palm tree!
Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.
Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
Q. Imagine you are in a metal box. There is no way of getting out. You have no tools or food. How do you get out and survive?
A. You stop imagining!
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!
Q. Why are rivers so rich?
A. Because they have 2 banks.
Q. Why doesn't a bald man need any keys?
A. Because he doesn't have any locks!
Q. Where did the boat go when it was sick?
A. His dock.
Q. Why do cows wear bells?
A. Because their horns don't work!
Q. What are the strongest days of the week?
A. Saturday and Sunday because all the rest are WEAK days!
Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"
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