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500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

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Q. How did the cow get through the crowd?
A. He shouted MOOve!

Q. What state can you drink?
A. Mississippi!

Q. What relatives are dependent on U?
A. Aunt, uncle, cousin. They all need U.

Q. What did Sergeant Peanut Butter shout to his jelly police officers?
A. "Spread out, men!"

Q. What do mice feel like when they come out of the shower?
A. Squeaky clean!

Q. What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder?
A. He got a little behind in his work!

Q. What kind of birds always stay together?
A. Velcrows.

Q. How do you catch a rabbit?
A. Make a noise like a carrot.

Q. What is a flower between your nose and your chin?
A. Two lips. (Tulips)

Q. What do clothes and airplanes have in common?
A. Hangers!

Q. What does Dracula say when he doesn't have good news?
A. "I have BAT news, everyone!"

Q. Why don't skeletons fight?
A. Because they don't have the guts!

Q. What's better than 24?
A. 25.

Q. What did the traffic light say to the car?
A. "Don't look. I'm changing!"

Q. What did one cliff say to the other cliff?
A. "Don't try to bluff me."

Q. What stands in the middle of an ocean?
A. The letter E!

Q. Why couldn't the bike stand up on it's own?
A. Because it was two-tired!

Q. What did the toilet say when he was playing cards?
A. "Flush!"

Q. What's an insect's favorite sport?
A. Cricket.

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes!

Q. What disappears when you turn the light on?
A. The dark!

Q. What do eagles do when they coach a sports team?
A. They wing it.

Q. Why did the banana factory shut down?
A. Because they chucked out all the bent ones!

Q. What kind of flower lives between your mouth and your chin?
A. Two-lips.

Q. What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like?
A. DINOmite!

Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Are you my mommy?"

Q. What animal should you not play cards with?
A. A Cheetah!

Q. A rabbit hops by IHOP. He looks at the sign. What does he say?
A. "Big deal, so do I."

Q. What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Q. What time do you go to the dentist?
A. Tooth hurty!

Q. What is the British Secret Service's best yellow-haired spy?
A. James Blonde!

Q. If you see more of it, you see less of everything else. What is it?
A. Darkness.

Q. Where can you find a 3 foot ruler?
A. At a yard sale.

Q. What kind of animals do clocks have?
A. Ticks.

Q. What do frogs drink?
A. Croak-a-cola.

Q. Where does a penguin go to visit his aunt?
A. ANT-arctica!

Q. What did the shark say when he bumped into a whale?
A. "I didn't do it on porpoise!" (purpose)

Q. Why don't ducks get letters?
A. Because they already have bills!

Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
A. Fo'drizzle!

Q. What has lots of teeth but can't chew a thing?
A. A comb!

Q. How can a rose ride a bike?
A. It uses its petals!

Q. Why was 10 afraid of 9?
A. Because 9 8 7!

Q. If you have three 7 foot long ropes, how many feet do you have?
A. You have two feet!

Q. What do you call a dog who wins a race?
A. A weiner.

Q. How do you know when an Irish person is happy?
A. When they are Dublin over with laughter!

Q. There are two dads and two sons that went fishing. Everyone caught a fish, but only three fish were caught. How is this possible?
A. There was a grandfather, a dad and a son.

Q. Why did the nose feel sad?
A. Because he always got picked on!

Q. Why did the apple cuddle the orange?
A. Juice because he wanted a squeeze!

Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because he was tired of living beside KFC!

Q. What can you serve but never eat?
A. A tennis ball!

Q. Why did the baby chick cross the road?
A. It was take-your-child-to-work day.

Q. What object is king of the classroom?
A. The ruler!

Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.

Q. What did one burp say to the next?
A. Let's be stinkers and sneak out the back!

Q. Why did the turtle cross the street?
A. To get to the Shell station.

Q. Why was the ghost on the cheerleading squad?
A. It wanted to add a little team spirit.

Q. What seven letters did the robber say when he saw nothing in the safe?
A. "O I C U R M T!"

Q. Does France have a fourth of July?
A. Of course they do.

Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!

Q. Why was the pencil crying?
A. Because he was POINTLESS!

Q. Why did the cow do jumping jacks?
A. Because he wanted a milkshake!

Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.

Q. What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
A. B.

Q. What type of queue do dolls like best?
A. A BBQ.

Q. What animal sleeps with its shoes on?
A. A horse.

Q. Did you hear about the skeleton and his girlfriend?
A. They broke up and he was shattered!

Q. I have 7 children half of them are boys, what is the other half?
A. They were all boys.

Q. What is a dog that sneezes?
A. Achoowawa!

Q. What did the ghost say when it sneezed?
A. "Ahh BOO!"

Q. What smells like red paint but is blue?
A. Blue paint.

Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
A. Rap!

Q. What question can a person ask all day long, getting a different answer each time, yet all the answers are correct?
A. What time is it?

Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"

Q. A duck, a cat and a cow went out to dinner, who had to pay?
A. The duck. He was the only one with a bill.

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Q. Why don't football players get hot?
A. Because of all their fans!

Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.

Q. What letter of the alphabet has the most water?
A. The letter C!

Q. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?
A. He had no body to dance with!

Q. Why did the skeleton flunk out?
A. His heart was not in it!

Q. What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slow?
A. Mufasa!

Q. What vegetables can't you take on a boat?
A. Leeks!

Q. What is a porcupine's favourite game?
A. Poker.

Q. Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
A. Because Noah sat on the deck!

Q. Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
A. Because he saw the salad dressing.

Q. What do you call a dark colored horse that really scares you?
A. A nightMARE!

Q. What do fish take to stay alive?
A. Vitamin sea.

Q. Why did the young cat get arrested ?
A. For his litter!

Q. There are 3 men on a boat. The boat tips over and only 2 men get their hair wet. How is that possible?
A. One is bald.

Q. What did the duck say to the clerk?
A. "Put it on my bill."

Q. How much is the moon worth?
A. One dollar, because it has four quarters.

Q. What is coming but never arrives?
A. Tomorrow.

Q. The more you take of these, the more you leave behind. What are they?
A. Footsteps!

Q. What has a tongue but can't talk?
A. A shoe!

Q. Why is the ice rink so cold?
A. There are a lot of fans there.

Q. What is the best way to see a flying saucer?
A. Trip a waiter.

Q. Why couldn't the skeleton laugh?
A. Because he lost his funny bone.

Q. Imagine you are in a metal box. There is no way of getting out. You have no tools or food. How do you get out and survive?
A. You stop imagining!

Q. What do you get when you cross a hammock and a dog?
A. A rocker spaniel.

Q. Which is the most dangerous city?
A. ElectriCITY!

Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. BOOberry pie!

Q. Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon?
A. Because it was full.

Q. What does a polar bear use to keep his head warm?
A. A polar ice cap.

Q. What is as light as a feather but not even the strongest man in the world can hold it for more than a few minutes?
A. Air!

Q. What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?
A. A synonym roll.

Q. What street does a vampire live on?
A. A dead end!

Q. What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A. A fur ball.

Q. What jumps higher than a building?
A. Everything, buildings don't jump.

Q. Why did the girl bring a ruler to bed with her?
A. She wanted to see how long she slept.

Q. Why are fish smart?
A. Because they travel in schools.

Q. Why did the pencil cross the road first?
A. He was the LEADer!

Q. Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?
A. Because she had the perfect pitch.

Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!

Q. What is a parrot's favorite food on the 4th of July?
A. Fire crackers!

Q. What did the hat say to the scarf?
A. "You can hang around. I'll just go on a head!"

Q. What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
A. "We make a good match!"

Q. What's a cat's favourite magazine?
A. A CAT-alogue.

Q. What do dogs have that other animal don't have?
A. Puppies.

Q. What loses its head every day and gets it back every night?
A. A pillow.

Q. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A. I don't know and I don't care.

Q. What is grey, has a tail and a trunk?
A. A mouse going on a vacation.

Q. What starts and ends with an O and has hi in the middle?
A. Ohio!

Q. Why didn't Noah do much fishing on the ark?
A. He only had two worms!

Q. Why are cooks cruel?
A. Because they whip cream and beat eggs!!

Q. What do you get when you cross a star and a gun?
A. A shooting star!

Q. Why did the new boy steal a chair from the classroom?
A. Because the teacher told him to take a seat.

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because he wasn't a chicken.

Q. Why did the teacher draw on the window?
A. Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!

Q. What sickness can fly?
A. The flu!

Q. Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?
A. A sock hop.

Q. A tomato, a cabbage and a hose were in a race. The tomato was red and the cabbage was a vegetable. Who won?
A. The hose was running, the cabbage was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Q. What letter is a part of the head?
A. I.

Q. What is brown and sticky?
A. A stick.

Q. Why don't they play cards in Africa?
A. There are too many Cheetahs!

Q. What runs but has no legs?
A. A nose!

Q. How come my uncle does not brush his hair?
A. Because he is bald.

Q. What does the baby popcorn call his dad?
A. Pop!

Q. What is green and hangs off trees?
A. Giraffe snot.

Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.

Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A. "I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."

Q. What do you call an overweight E.T.?
A. Extra Cholesterol!

Q. I am a rock group that has four members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assassinated. What group am I?
A. Mount Rushmore! Get it, rock group?

Q. What do you get if you cross a cow with a smurf?
A. Blue cheese!

Q. How many sides does a circle have?
A. Two, inside and out.

Q. What kind of bats swing upside down?
A. AcroBATS!

Q. What has words but never speaks?
A. A book.

Q. What do cows like to put on their sandwiches?
A. MOOstard!

Q. What tree do fingers grow off of?
A. A palm tree!

Q. What kind of motorcycle does a pig drive?
A. A hog!

Q. What did the fish say to the chip?
A. "We were made for each other."

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