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Q. Rail road tracks, look out for cars! How do you spell that without any Rs?
Q. What is a cat's favorite color?
Q. Why did the farmer let his cows eat the tall grass?
A. Because it needed to get moooed! (Mowed)
Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
A. A slug.
Q. What gets wetter as it dries?
A. A towel!
Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!
Q. What does a triceratops sit on?
A. It's tricera-bottom!
Q. The person who makes it sells it, the person who buys it never uses it, the person who is in it doesn't know it, what is it?
A. A coffin.
Q. If you say it you break it. What is it?
Q. What should you do when you see a green alien?
A. Wait until it's ripe!
Q. Why did Batman cross his legs?
A. He had to go to the BATroom!
Q. When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
A. When it is read!
Q. What movie tells the tale of a pizza maker bitten by an arachnid?
A. Spi-dough Man.
Q. Why did the whale laugh?
A. Because he saw the sea's bottom.
Q. Who was the straightest man in the Bible?
A. Joseph, Pharoah made a ruler out of him.
Q. Why don't farmers sew?
A. Because their needle is in a haystack.
Q. Why did the dog stay out of the sun?
A. So he wouldn't be a hotdog.
Q. What goes up and down but never moves?
A. The stairs!
Q. What is green and sings?
A. Elvis Parsley.
Q. Tall in the morning, short at noon, gone at night but I'll be back soon. What am I?
A. A shadow!
Q. What comes twice in a week, never in a month and once in a year?
A. The letter E.
Q. Why did the surfer wear a baseball mitt?
A. He wanted to catch a wave.
Q. You are trapped in a room and there are 3 doors. Each door has something behind it. The first door has two hungry lions that have not eaten in four years. The second door has electric lasers all across the room. The third has three ninjas ready to attack. Which door would you pick to go through?
A. The first because the lions would be dead if they have not eaten for 4 years!
Q. What is a TV's favorite thing to do at the the beach?
A. Channel surf.
Q. What do you call a man in a bush?
Q. What fish can help you build a house?
A. A hammerhead shark.
Q. I usually wear a yellow coat. I usually have a black tip and wherever I go I make marks. What am I?
A. A pencil.
Q. What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
Q. What is a dog that sneezes?
Q. What do people have in common with a math book?
A. We've all got a lot of problems!
Q. Where do pencils come from?
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
Q. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A. "Bee-hive yourself!"
Q. What money do dogs and cats have?
A. Kitty cash and doggy dollars.
Q. Why did the baby chick cross the road?
A. It was take-your-child-to-work day.
Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. If he flew over a bay he'd be called a bagel!
Q. What do you get when you cross a bird, a car, and a dog?
A. A flying carpet.
Q. What is black and white and read all over?
A. A newspaper.
Q. Which letter of the alphabet has the most people in it?
A. Q (queue).
Q. What's the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
A. Getting lost.
Q. What did the fish say to the chip?
A. "We were made for each other."
Q. What runs but never walks?
Q. What did Sergeant Peanut Butter shout to his jelly police officers?
A. "Spread out, men!"
Q. Where can you find a 3 foot ruler?
A. At a yard sale.
Q. Why did the leopard refuse to take a bath?
A. It didn't want to come out spotless.
Q. What do you call a person who studies happy parrots?
A. A jollypollyoligist!
Q. What does a cow grow on its face?
A. A MOOstache.
Q. What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
A. A chew-chew train.
Q. Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. How did Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicle!
Q. If the red house is in the left and the blue house is on the right, where is the white house ?
A. Washington DC.
Q. Why did the firefighter put his belt on?
A. To hold his pants up!
Q. What sickness can fly?
A. The flu!
Q. Why didn't the police catch the banana?
A. Because it split!
Q. What do eagles do when they coach a sports team?
A. They wing it.
Q. Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?
Q. Paul is six feet tall. He is an assistant in a butcher shop. He wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Q. What starts with T, ends with T, and is filled with T?
A. A teapot!
Q. What's yesterday's tomorrow?
Q. What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
A. "Me ow!"
Q. What did the sea say to the shore?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q. What is a volcano?
A. A mountain with heartburn!
Q. What has four wheels and flies?
A. Garbage truck!
Q. Why was the girl staring at the juice box?
A. Because it said: "Concentrate."
Q. There is a horse tied to a rope five yards long. Ten yards away there is hay. The horse is eating the hay, how did he get there?
A. The rope isn't tied to anything.
Q. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A. A dino-snore!
Q. Where do you send a soldier with a toothache?
A. To the drill sergeant!
Q. Why did the horse cross the road?
A. To get to the other NEIGH-bourhood.
Q. There are 2 cats, one is French and the other English. The French cat's name was Un Deux Trois and the English cat's name was One Two Three. Both cats think they're better than the other. To determine this they have a swimming contest. Which cat wins and why?
A. The English cat, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq! (Un Deux Trois cat sank)
Q. What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters?
Q. What football team makes the most money?
A. The Buck-aneers.
Q. Why do sharks live in salty water?
A. Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.
Q. Why did the orange lose the race?
A. Because it ran out of juice.
Q. What relatives are dependent on U?
A. Aunt, uncle, cousin. They all need U.
Q. There was a little moron and a big moron sitting on the edge of a bridge. The big moron fell off but the little one didn't, how come?
A. He was a little more on!
Q. What is a volcano?
A. A mountain with hiccups!
Q. What is the best way to see a flying saucer?
A. Trip a waiter.
Q. Why did the goose cross the road?
A. He didn't want to be called a chicken!
Q. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A. A dog a sore!
Q. Do you want to hear a construction joke?
A. Sorry I'm still working on it!
Q. Why did the clock go to the principal's office?
A. For tocking too much!
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. A zebra with the chicken pox.
Q. Why did the TV go out with the heater?
A. Because he thought she was hot!
Q. What can you serve but never eat?
A. A tennis ball!
Q. What goes around the world but stays in one place?
A. A stamp.
Q. What is a gas station's favorite type of shoes?
Q. What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder?
A. He got a little behind in his work!
Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q. What did Cinderella say to the photographer?
A. "Someday my prints will come!"
Q. What do you get with a kangoroo and a snake?
A. A jump rope.
Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.
Q. What does a hamburger name his daughter?
Q. If you have three 7 foot long ropes, how many feet do you have?
A. You have two feet!
Q. Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?
A. Times Square.
Q. Why didn't Noah do much fishing on the ark?
A. He only had two worms!
Q. What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
A. "Catch up!"
Q. What happens when an Egyptian prince's daddy dies?
A. His daddy becomes a mummy.
Q. What do you call a shark that swallowed a bunch of keys?
Q. Why did the boy lock himself in the fridge?
A. To make himself look cooler.
Q. What animal never tells the truth?
A. A lion.
Q. What did the banana say to the judge?
A. "I'm sure to win this case on a-peel!"
Q. Why did the orange get stuck up the on the mountain?
A. Because he ran out of juice.
Q. What did the pig put on his rash?
Q. What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A. A fur ball.
Q. What bird can write?
Q. How did the man build up his flea collar business?
A. He started from scratch.
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Q. I'm at the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space. I'm at the beginning of every end and the end of every place. What am I?
A. The letter E!
Q. How can you tell which end is the head of a worm?
A. Tickle the middle and see where it laughs!
Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
Q. What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?
A. One is a cat copy, the other is a copy cat.
Q. Why is Cinderella a bad football player?
A. Because she has a pumpkin as a coach!
Q. Does a match box?
A. No, but a tin can!
Q. What does the pink panther do with his camera?
A. He takes PINKtures!
Q. Why couldn't the shipmates play cards?
A. The captain was sitting on the deck!
Q. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?
A. He had no body to dance with!
Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A. Poker Face!
Q. If there was a spelling test, which animal would win?
A. The bee!
Q. Why did the skeleton flunk out?
A. His heart was not in it!
Q. What is the biggest word in the world?
A. Smiles. There is a mile in between each S.
Q. What do you do when your fish is off?
A. You tune it up!
Q. What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like?
Q. What has a tongue but can't talk?
A. A shoe!
Q. Why is the letter B so cool?
A. Because it is in between A C!
Q. What does a French cow say?
A. "Moo Lala!"
Q. Why did the mattress go the doctor?
A. It had spring fever.
Q. Why did the fish tell excuses?
A. To get off the hook!
Q. Why did the strawberry cross the road?
A. Because his mom was in a jam!
Q. How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat of your car?
A. Have him sit in front with you.
Q. What do you get when you cross a magician with a camera?
A. Hocus Focus!
Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!
Q. Why was the dog sitting next to the fire?
A. He was a hotdog!
Q. What did the dragon say after laying 50 eggs?
A. "I'm EGGShausted!"
Q. What do you call a polar bear in the desert?
Q. Where did the boy take his pet pig to?
A. The Ham-usement park!
Q. Why doesn't the sun go to college?
A. Because it has a million degrees!
Q. What do dogs have that other animal don't have?
Q. What do you call a door that is cute?
Q. What is as light as a feather but not even the strongest man in the world can hold it for more than a few minutes?
Q. What do you call a smart pig?
Q. What is white with black spots and goes, "Oo, oo, oo"?
A. A cow with no lips.
Q. Where do bees go after they are married?
A. On their HONEY-moon!
Q. What happens when you throw a purple rock into a yellow stream?
A. It makes a splash.
Q. There was no moon and a black car with no headlights was driving on a black road. On the black road there was a black dog. The car avoided the dog. How is this possible?
A. It was daytime.
Q. What do they serve for lunch at karate camp?
A. Kung Food!
Q. What did the paint give the wall on their first anniversary?
A. A new coat.
Q. What does a bird say on Halloween?
A. Twick or tweet!
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