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500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

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Q. What kind of bats swing upside down?
A. AcroBATS!

Q. What is the world's largest beverage?
A. MinneSODA. (Minnesota)

Q. What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?
A. Time to buy a new clock.

Q. Why did the bread cross the road?
A. To BUTTER the other side!

Q. Rail road tracks, look out for cars! How do you spell that without any Rs?
A. T-H-A-T!

Q. Why did the apple cuddle the orange?
A. Juice because he wanted a squeeze!

Q. What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?
A. Tulips.

Q. What does a hamburger name his daughter?
A. Patty.

Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!

Q. Why did the mattress go the doctor?
A. It had spring fever.

Q. Mary's mum had three children. One was called April, the second was May. What was the name of the last one?
A. Mary!

Q. Why were the police suspicious of the window drapes?
A. They were shady.

Q. What do you get when you cross a monkey and a pansy?
A. A chimpansy.

Q. Who does Frankenstein invite to his party?
A. Anyone he can gobble up!

Q. What is a cow's favourite drink?
A. MOO Juice.

Q. How do you throw a tent?
A. You pitch it!

Q. What would we do if we found bad plants spoiling our lawn?
A. We'd weed.

Q. What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
A. "Me ow!"

Q. Why did the newspaper blush?
A. Because he saw the comic strip.

Q. Why was the doctor angry?
A. He lost his patients.

Q. Why did the cow do jumping jacks?
A. Because he wanted a milkshake!

Q. What do you give a frog at a hospital?
A. A HOPeration!

Q. A tomato, a cabbage and a hose were in a race. The tomato was red and the cabbage was a vegetable. Who won?
A. The hose was running, the cabbage was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Q. Where do trees store their valuables?
A. In their trunk!

Q. If a red house is made out of red brick, and a blue house is made of blue bricks what is a green house made of?
A. Glass.

Q. Why did the Advil go to jail?
A. Because it was a pain killer.

Q. What did the glue say to the teacher?
A. "I'm stuck on you."

Q. What way are the letter A and noon alike?
A. Both of them are in the middle of the day.

Q. Which letter comes once in a minute, twice in a millennium but never in thousand years?
A. The letter M.

Q. What's black and white and red all over?
A. A sunburned zebra!

Q. What did the vampire say to his wife?
A. "Your neck looks slimmer."

Q. What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A. A milkshake!

Q. Why did the cow go to Hollywood?
A. She wanted to be a movie star.

Q. What does a frog eat with his hamburger?
A. French Flies!

Q. Why are fish smart?
A. Because they travel in schools.

Q. What room can't ghosts go in?
A. The LIVING room!

Q. Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
A. Because their feet stink.

Q. Why did the man go off the cliff with his truck?
A. He wanted to test his air brakes.

Q. Which bet can't be won?
A. Alphabet.

Q. What kind of bagel can fly?
A. A plain bagel.

Q. What is the end of everything?
A. The letter G.

Q. Did you hear about the skeleton and his girlfriend?
A. They broke up and he was shattered!

Q. Three ladies are under a small umbrella. None of them got wet. How did they do it?
A. It wasn't raining!

Q. What do you call a super hero who has lost his powers?
A. A super-zero.

Q. What kind of flower lives between your mouth and your chin?
A. Two-lips.

Q. Why was the pencil crying?
A. Because he was POINTLESS!

Q. Why did the silly electrician jump over the clock?
A. So he could get some overtime!

Q. What's black and white and can climb trees?
A. A panda.

Q. It is greater than God and more evil than devil. The poor have it. The rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?
A. Nothing!

Q. What do ducks use for math?
A. A QUACK-ulator !

Q. Do you want to hear a construction joke?
A. Sorry I'm still working on it!

Q. What is the easiest way to be on TV?
A. Sit on it!

Q. One day I was in my car and crashed into a pole. I died sadly. But when I got up to heaven I could see grandma standing with Adam and Eve. The question is how did I know it was Adam and Eve?
A. Because they had no belly-buttons!

Q. What insect is a coward?
A. A flea!

Q. Where do horses go when they are sick?
A. HORSEpital.

Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.

Q. What do you get when you mix a German Shepard and a giraffe?
A. A watch dog for the fifteenth floor!

Q. What did one lion say to another when they saw some hunters in a jeep?
A. "Look, meals on wheels!"

Q. What was the name of Noah's wife?
A. Yesa!

Q. Why did the bee get married?
A. Because she found her honey.

Q. What do you do with dead elements?
A. Barium!

Q. What kind of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper?
A. Any dog, skyscrapers can't jump.

Q. Why did the bee feel cold?
A. Because it is in the middle of A and C.

Q. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A. An investiGATOR!

Q. Where does a penguin go to visit his aunt?
A. ANT-arctica!

Q. A women shot her husband, put him under water for 5 minutes, and then hung him. Later, they went out to dinner. How did he survive, and then go out to dinner?
A. She was a photographer!

Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.

Q. What starts and ends with an O and has hi in the middle?
A. Ohio!

Q. What do you get with a kangoroo and a snake?
A. A jump rope.

Q. What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?
A. "Time to get your booster shot!"

Q. What does the sun skate on?
A. Solarblades!

Q. Where does a 600 pound gorilla sit?
A. Anywhere he wants!

Q. What runs but never walks?
A. Water.

Q. What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
A. They peel.

Q. How do you make varnish disappear?
A. Take away the R!

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Q. What do you call a man in a bush?
A. Russell.

Q. What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
A. STINKerbell.

Q. Why can't a leopard hide?
A. Because he's always spotted!

Q. What do you call a deer that makes money?
A. A buck!

Q. What way do the cows like to go?
A. The milky way!

Q. What animal never tells the truth?
A. A lion.

Q. What is the laziest mountain in the world?
A. Mount Ever-rest!

Q. What did the dressing say to the refrigerator?
A. "Shut the door I am dressing!"

Q. What do T-shirts love to play?
A. Tag.

Q. Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
A. To get to the pot of gold.

Q. What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
A. "I never sausage a place"

Q. What is white when dirty and black when clean?
A. A blackboard.

Q. What's black, white and blue all over?
A. A cold zebra.

Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!

Q. Why did the man stick his car in the stove?
A. He wanted a hot rod!

Q. What is white with black spots and goes, "Oo, oo, oo"?
A. A cow with no lips.

Q. What type of queue do dolls like best?
A. A BBQ.

Q. Which mountain has never been climbed?
A. Mountain Dew!

Q. Why was the broom late for school?
A. He over swept.

Q. Why didn't the squirrel cross the telephone wire?
A. Because the line was busy.

Q. What did Sergeant Peanut Butter shout to his jelly police officers?
A. "Spread out, men!"

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.

Q. Where do sheep get their hair cut?
A. At the bah bah shop.

Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!

Q. Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
A. Because Noah sat on the deck!

Q. What school do planets and stars go to to study?
A. UNIVERSity!

Q. What did the little light bulb say to its mum?
A. "I wuv you watts and watts!"

Q. Why was the little bird punished?
A. It was caught peeping in school.

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No idea. (No eye deer)

Q. What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
A. Fang mail.

Q. What kind of car does a cow drive?
A. A CATTLEac.

Q. What's a monster's favourite game?
A. Swallow the Leader!

Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.

Q. Why is Cinderella a bad football player?
A. Because she has a pumpkin as a coach!

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because he wasn't a chicken.

Q. Why wouldn't the oyster give up her pearl?
A. She was shellfish [selfish].

Q. What street does a vampire live on?
A. A dead end!

Q. Why was the woman so happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?
A. The box said 2-4 years!

Q. How do you know when an Irish person is happy?
A. When they are Dublin over with laughter!

Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Q. What runs around a house but never moves?
A. A fence.

Q. There are 2 cats, one is French and the other English. The French cat's name was Un Deux Trois and the English cat's name was One Two Three. Both cats think they're better than the other. To determine this they have a swimming contest. Which cat wins and why?
A. The English cat, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq! (Un Deux Trois cat sank)

Q. What happens when you cross the tango and a waltz?
A. A wango!

Q. Why didn't Batman and Robin go fishing?
A. Because Robin ate all the the worms.

Q. What question can a person ask all day long, getting a different answer each time, yet all the answers are correct?
A. What time is it?

Q. Why did the rancher name his ranch "Peanut Butter"?
A. It was a great spread.

Q. If athletes get athletes foot then what do astronauts get?
A. Missle-toe.

Q. If a very small fish married a young dog, what would their baby be called?
A. A guppy puppy.

Q. What did the cat need when it was having trouble seeing?
A. A PURRscription!

Q. What kind of car does Humpty Dumpty drive?
A. A Yolks Wagon!

Q. What do you call an Italian cow that likes coffee?
A. De-calf.

Q. What cheese is not yours?
A. Nacho Cheese.

Q. Where did the mother monster put her child when she was at work?
A. At day-SCARE!

Q. What did the bread say to the knife?
A. "Don't try to butter me up."

Q. Which nail does a carpenter hate to hit?
A. A thumbnail.

Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
A. Snow.

Q. What has a head and a tail but no body?
A. A coin?

Q. How much is the moon worth?
A. One dollar, because it has four quarters.

Q. What does a toad say when it sees something great?
A. "TOADaly Awesome!"

Q. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew!

Q. How did Burger King propose to his girlfriend?
A. With an onion ring.

Q. What's black when you get it, red when you use it and white when you're finished?
A. Charcoal.

Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!

Q. What kind of shoes do mice like?
A. Squeakers!

Q. What kind of bus crossed the ocean?
A. Christopher ColumBUS!

Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!

Q. What starts with a P and ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
A. The Post Office!

Q. Why is the letter T like an island?
A. Because it is in the middle of waTer.

Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. Here Comes The Sun!

Q. Why did the cookie cry?
A. Because his mother was a wafer too long!

Q. There was a train with passengers inside. Suddenly the train crashed, where would the survivors be buried?
A. No where, they are the survivors!

Q. What do you call two spiders who just got married?
A. Newlyweb!

Q. What do you call a grandfather clock?
A. An old timer!

Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.

Q. What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
A. B.

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