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Q. There are 30 white horses on a red hill. They stomp, chomp and they stop. What are they?
A. Your teeth.
Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. BOOberry pie!
Q. Why did the orange wish he was wearing sunscreen?
A. He was starting to peel!
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. The butcher was on the other side.
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a camel?
A. A lumpy milkshake!
Q. Did you hear the joke about the egg that rolled in front of a truck?
A. Most people find they crack up!
Q. You're riding on a horse and you realize there's a lion chasing you and a giraffe is in front of you. What do you do?
A. Jump off the merry-go-round!
Q. A women shot her husband, put him under water for 5 minutes, and then hung him. Later, they went out to dinner. How did he survive, and then go out to dinner?
A. She was a photographer!
Q. Why did the one handed man cross the road?
A. To get to the second hand shop!
Q. What part of a fish weighs the most?
A. Its scales.
Q. What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
A. Fang mail.
Q. Why did the camper bring a baseball player to camp?
A. To pitch the tent.
Q. Why did Batman cross his legs?
A. He had to go to the BATroom!
Q. How do you communicate with a fish?
A. Drop it a line.
Q. Why was the math book unhappy?
A. Because he had too many problems!
Q. What did the bread say to the man?
A. Nothing, bread can't talk.
Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!
Q. What goes through towns and hills but never moves?
Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. If he flew over a bay he'd be called a bagel!
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
Q. What sort of appliance does a monkey use?
A. A gorilla. (A griller)
Q. What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?
A. The number nine.
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!
Q. What do you call a dog who wins a race?
A. A weiner.
Q. What do you call a deaf dinosaur?
A. Anything you like, he can't hear you!
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
A. A creamy quacker!
Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!
Q. Which month has 28 days?
A. All of them, of course!
Q. Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
A. Because their feet stink.
Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.
Q. What does not ask questions but must be answered?
A. A doorbell.
Q. Why he did the book want to work with the police?
A. Because he wanted to work under cover.
Q. Why did the student bring scissors to class?
A. He wanted to cut class!
Q. Why did the phone cross the road?
A. To find his friends the numbers!
Q. What kind of bus crossed the ocean?
A. Christopher ColumBUS!
Q. Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
A. Because the batteries were dead.
Q. What does Frankenstein's wife wear on her face to keep it smooth?
Q. What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
A. A chew-chew train.
Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)
Q. What kind of shoes does a spy wear?
Q. How do you wrap a cloud?
A. With a rainbow.
Q. What gets broken without being held?
A. A promise.
Q. There are two dads and two sons that went fishing. Everyone caught a fish, but only three fish were caught. How is this possible?
A. There was a grandfather, a dad and a son.
Q. Why should you never play hide and seek with mountains?
A. Mountains always peek (peak).
Q. What kind of witch lives at the beach?
A. A sandwich.
Q. What kind of bats swing upside down?
Q. How do you make a goldfish age?
A. Take away the g in goldfish.
Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.
Q. What happens if you call 611 for the police?
A. The police car comes to you upside down!
Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mouse.
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!
Q. Why was the computer late to work?
A. He had a hard-drive.
Q. Why did the baby chick cross the road?
A. It was take-your-child-to-work day.
Q. What is a TV's favorite thing to do at the the beach?
A. Channel surf.
Q. What is a shark's favourite food?
A. Fish and ships.
Q. What did the broken clock say?
A. "Will someone give me hand?"
Q. What does a surprised iceberg say?
A. "Goodness Glacius!"
Q. What is the smartest city in America?
A. Alabama because it has four A's and one B!
Q. Why didn't Noah do much fishing on the ark?
A. He only had two worms!
Q. Why are rivers so rich?
A. Because they have 2 banks.
Q. What do you call a bell that can do gymnastics?
A. A flexi-bell.
Q. What letter of the alphabet has the most water?
A. The letter C!
Q. What is the end of everything?
A. The letter G.
Q. What do you call a square that's been in an accident?
A. A WRECKtangle.
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a tiger?
A. I don't know but you better behave in its class!
Q. How many seconds are in a year?
A. 12: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc.
Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.
Q. Why was Dracula put in jail?
A. He tried to rob a blood bank.
Q. What do you take before every meal?
A. A seat!
Q. How can you tell which end is the head of a worm?
A. Tickle the middle and see where it laughs!
Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!
Q. Why was the rope late for dinner?
A. It got tied up at the office.
Q. Why isn't your nose 12 inches long?
A. Because it would be a foot.
Q. What did the baker give his wife for their anniversary?
Q. What do you call a shark that swallowed a bunch of keys?
Q. What does a cow grow on its face?
A. A MOOstache.
Q. What's big, grey and has red spots?
A. An elephant with chicken pox!
Q. What is a cow's favorite ice cream?
Q. What did the fish say to the chip?
A. "We were made for each other."
Q. How is bubble gum similar to a Wookie?
A. It's Chewy.
Q. What gets smaller as it gets higher?
A. An airplane!
Q. What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
Q. Why did the square and triangle go to the gym?
A. To stay in shape!
Q. How many letters are in the alphabet?
A. 11, T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Q. What disappears when you stand up?
A. Your lap!
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q. What does an eagle use to write with?
A. A bald point pen!
Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!
Q. What disappears when you turn the light on?
A. The dark!
Q. What do get when you cross one principal with another principal?
A. I wouldn't do it, principals don't like to be crossed!
Q. What does a cloud wear under it's raincoat?
Q. What is in fingers, toolboxes and snails?
Q. What do you call a bear who forgot his socks?
Q. What did the plow say to the tractor?
A. "Pull me a little closer, John Deere."
Q. Why can't you take a test in the zoo?
A. There are too many cheetahs!
Q. Who in the solar system has the most loose change?
A. The moon, it keeps changing quarters.
Q. Where do you send a soldier with a toothache?
A. To the drill sergeant!
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. Here Comes The Sun!
Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
A. It's not right.
Q. What four letters frighten a thief?
A. O I C U!
Q. Where do crayons go on vacation?
Q. What do you call two bananas?
A. A pair of slippers!
Q. What language does a billboard speak?
A. Sign language.
Q. Where does the rifle go?
A. To the Rifle Tower!
Q. Why did Goofy take a ladder to school?
A. Because he wanted to get to high school.
Q. What is the only question you can never answer honestly with a yes?
A. "Are you asleep?"
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
Q. What is green and white when it is up and red when it hits the ground?
A. A watermelon.
Q. One day I was in my car and crashed into a pole. I died sadly. But when I got up to heaven I could see grandma standing with Adam and Eve. The question is how did I know it was Adam and Eve?
A. Because they had no belly-buttons!
Q. Why did the starfish breakup with the lobster?
A. Because he was SHELLfish.
Q. I am the beginning of end and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation and I surround every place. What am I?
A. The letter E!
Q. Why was the little bird punished?
A. It was caught peeping in school.
Q. What is a volcano?
A. A mountain with hiccups!
Q. Why did the bread cross the road?
A. To BUTTER the other side!
Q. How come a cheetah can't play hide and seek?
A. Because he's already been spotted.
Q. Why didn't the lobster share his plankton with his dad?
A. Because he was a little shellfish!
Q. Why did the bee feel cold?
A. Because it is in the middle of A and C.
Q. Why couldn't the girl dial 911?
A. She couldn't find the 11.
Q. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A. A buccaneer (A buck an ear)
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
Q. Why did the boy lock himself in the fridge?
A. To make himself look cooler.
Q. What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!
Q. Why did the coach go to the bank?
A. To get his quarterback.
Q. What sits outside all year long and is Irish?
A. Paddy O'furniture.
Q. Mary and John were sitting in the family room one night. John was watching TV and Mary was reading a book. All of a sudden the power went out, so John decided to go to bed, but Mary kept on reading without any artificial light. How is this possible?
A. Mary was blind and was reading braile!
Q. Where is the zombie's favorite room in the house?
A. The living room.
Q. Why was the crab arrested?
A. For pinching!
Q. Which letter of the alphabet keeps us waiting?
A. Q. (queue)
Q. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A. An investiGATOR!
Q. Why did the students study in the aeroplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.
Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!
Q. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Q. If you say it you break it. What is it?
Q. What is a bird's favorite treat?
Q. If a very small fish married a young dog, what would their baby be called?
A. A guppy puppy.
Q. Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A. Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
Q. What is a photograph's favorite game?
Q. Why did the whale laugh?
A. Because he saw the sea's bottom.
Q. Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
A. Because they are always stuffed.
Q. What can you put in a freezer that's hot and will always come out hot?
A. Hot sauce.
Q. Which restaurants are good at math?
Q. I'm at the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space. I'm at the beginning of every end and the end of every place. What am I?
A. The letter E!
Q. What bird is always sad?
A. A blue-bird.
Q. What sort of animal is a slug?
A. A snail with housing problems!
Q. What do you get when you cross a monkey and a pansy?
A. A chimpansy.
Q. Why did the star go to the bathroom?
A. It had to twinkle!
Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No idea. (No eye deer)
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