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Q. Which fish costs the most?
A. A gold fish!
Q. Why is arithmetic hard work?
A. All those numerals you have to carry.
Q. Where can you always find happiness?
A. In a dictionary!
Q. What did the big hand on the clock say to the little hand?
A. "Hour you today?"
Q. What gate can't you enter?
Q. What letter of the alphabet has the most water?
A. The letter C!
Q. What kind of bus crossed the ocean?
A. Christopher ColumBUS!
Q. What do you call a football player whose helmet is too tight?
A. Call him anthing you want, he can't hear you!
Q. What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for school?
Q. What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Q. Which country is the slipperiest?
Q. What is a mouth that won't shut up?
A. A blabber mouth.
Q. What state can you drink?
Q. Which tree doesn't play checkers?
A. The Chestnut.
Q. Do sharks like to act in movies?
A. Only if they get the big, juicy parts.
Q. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A. Open TOAD sandals.
Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A. "You look flushed."
Q. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?
A. Nothing, they just waved!
Q. What is the difference between a worn out runner and a worn out vet?
A. One's dog tired and the other is tired of dogs.
Q. What can you serve but never eat?
A. A tennis ball!
Q. Why did the children eat their homework?
A. Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Q. Which nail does a carpenter hate to hit?
A. A thumbnail.
Q. What gets broken without being held?
A. A promise.
Q. Why did the picture go to jail?
A. He got framed.
Q. Where do pencils come from?
Q. Imagine you are in a boat. You were being circled by sharks. One shark is about to bite you. What should you do?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters?
Q. Why was the ghost on the cheerleading squad?
A. It wanted to add a little team spirit.
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Are you my mommy?"
Q. What country has the most church bells?
Q. I have 7 children half of them are boys, what is the other half?
A. They were all boys.
Q. When does 10 + 3 = 1?
A. On the clock.
Q. What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
A. "Me ow!"
Q. What can't you eat at dinner?
A. Breakfast and lunch!
Q. What are the strongest animals in the ocean?
Q. What's a cow's favourite drink?
Q. What do cows like to put on their sandwiches?
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
A. A creamy quacker!
Q. Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?
A. Counterfeit money.
Q. What is a bird's favorite treat?
Q. What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
A. The space bar!
Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.
Q. What did Shakespeare say to the pencil?
A. "Write on!"
Q. What do you use to fix a torn daisy?
A. A flower patch.
Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.
Q. Why didn't the lobster share his plankton with his dad?
A. Because he was a little shellfish!
Q. Why was the computer late to work?
A. He had a hard-drive.
Q. Why was the calculator sad?
A. Because it had too many problems to solve!
Q. What do ducks use for math?
A. A QUACK-ulator !
Q. What do you do if something charges at you?
A. You take away its credit card!
Q. What is black and white and when you kick it it flies?
A. A soccer ball!
Q. What do you call a cat that eats lemons?
A. A sourpuss.
Q. What is black, white and red?
A. A panda with a rash!
Q. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Q. What has four eyes but can't see?
Q. Why does a giraffe eat so little?
A. Because they can make a little go a long way.
Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. BOOberry pie!
Q. What do you call an overweight E.T.?
A. Extra Cholesterol!
Q. What place has the most cows?
A. Moo York. (New York)
Q. What is the only question you can never answer honestly with a yes?
A. "Are you asleep?"
Q. How many sides does a circle have?
A. Two, inside and out.
Q. What did the policeman say to his belly?
A. You are under a vest!
Q. What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
Q. What did the crocodile say to the waiter in the cafe?
A. I want bacon, eggs, and toast and make it SNAPPY!
Q. What has four wheels and flies?
A. Garbage truck!
Q. Did you hear about the man who got his left arm cut off?
A. He's all right now.
Q. What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?
A. "Dill me in!"
Q. What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a
four leaf clover?
A. A rash of good luck!
Q. Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. What do you get if you cross a porcupine and a giraffe?
A. A seven metre long toothbrush!
Q. Does France have a fourth of July?
A. Of course they do.
Q. Do you want to hear a construction joke?
A. Sorry I'm still working on it!
Q. Why did the square and triangle go to the gym?
A. To stay in shape!
Q. What has holes and can still hold water?
A. A sponge!
Q. Where do birds go to school?
A. High school.
Q. What do you call an angry polar bear?
A. Nothing, just run.
Q. Why is a snake lucky?
A. Because you can't pull its leg!
Q. Why did the dalmation go to the eye doctor?
A. Because he kept seeing spots.
Q. Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
A. Because their feet stink.
Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
Q. How did the cow get through the crowd?
A. He shouted MOOve!
Q. What do mice feel like when they come out of the shower?
A. Squeaky clean!
Q. What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
A. "Catch up!"
Q. What's the biggest type of moth?
A. A mammoth.
Q. What does a triceratops sit on?
A. It's tricera-bottom!
Q. Why is the letter T like an island?
A. Because it is in the middle of waTer.
Q. How do you spell mousetrap with ONLY three letters?
Q. Which baseball team do puppies play for?
A. The New York Pets.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.
Q. What's a cat's favourite magazine?
A. A CAT-alogue.
Q. What did one coffin say to the other coffin?
A. "Is that you coughin'?"
Q. What did the red sock say to the white sock?
A. "Let's play ball."
Q. Where do pirates like to eat?
Q. What happened to the wind?
A. It blew away!
Q. What do you call a potato that was crushed?
Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.
Q. Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to see his flat mate!
Q. Who does Frankenstein invite to his party?
A. Anyone he can gobble up!
Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!
Q. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A. "You're way too young to smoke."
Q. Three ladies are under a small umbrella. None of them got wet. How did they do it?
A. It wasn't raining!
Q. 30 people are in a room, no way in, no way out. Don't ask me how they got in. Someone counted and they got 34-heads. How is that possible?
A. 30 foreheads!
Q. Why do teachers give you homework?
A. Just to annoy you.
Q. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A. A snailor.
Q. Why don't ducks tell jokes when they are flying?
A. Because they just might quack up.
Q. What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A. Rubber band because it stretches!
Q. Who in the solar system has the most loose change?
A. The moon, it keeps changing quarters.
Q. What is a gas station's favorite type of shoes?
Q. What did the vampire say to his wife?
A. "Your neck looks slimmer."
Q. What does a polar bear use to keep his head warm?
A. A polar ice cap.
Q. What do you call a jacket that is on fire?
A. A blazer!
Q. What does a frog eat with his hamburger?
A. French Flies!
Q. What do you call an ant who studies accounts?
A. An accountANT.
Q. Which animal is the oldest in the world?
A. The zebra because it's still black and white.
Q. What has a ring but no finger?
A. A telephone!
Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.
Q. What do you call a smart pig?
Q. Why did the girl take a ladder to school?
A. Because she thought it was a high school.
Q. What kind of doctor never works but is very popular around the world?
A. Dr. Pepper (the soda).
Q. Why is baseball the safest sport?
A. Because on the field, it has a warning track.
Q. What tree do fingers grow off of?
A. A palm tree!
Q. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A. A clock.
Q. If you see more of it, you see less of everything else. What is it?
Q. What do you call a flying jelly?
A. A jelly copter.
Q. What do you call a dentist in the army?
A. A drill sergeant.
Q. I usually wear a yellow coat. I usually have a black tip and wherever I go I make marks. What am I?
A. A pencil.
Q. What is the capital of Greece?
Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!
Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q. What do T-shirts love to play?
Q. How can a rose ride a bike?
A. It uses its petals!
Q. What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
Q. In a green house lives a green man and in the pink house lives a pink man. Who lives in the white house?
A. The president.
Q. What do you do when your fish is off?
A. You tune it up!
Q. Which one is faster, hot or cold?
A. Hot. You can catch cold!
Q. If a man was born in Spain, raised in Russia, grew old in Greece and died in America, what is he?
Q. Where does the word done come before start?
A. In the dictionary!
Q. What is a parrot's favorite food on the 4th of July?
A. Fire crackers!
Q. A man pushes a car to a hotel and realizes he's bankrupt. Why?
A. He's playing Monopoly!
Q. How do you catch a rabbit?
A. Make a noise like a carrot.
Q. What did the creek say to the brook?
A. "Stop babbling!"
Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!
Q. What kind of monkey can fly?
A. A hot air BABOON!
Q. What does not ask questions but must be answered?
A. A doorbell.
Q. There are ten cats on a boat. One jumps off, how many are left?
A. None, they were all copy cats!
Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because its only got one boot.
Q. What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
A. "We make a good match!"
Q. A rabbit hops by IHOP. He looks at the sign. What does he say?
A. "Big deal, so do I."
Q. What has four legs, stands and is helpful to people?
A. A table!
Q. What did the spider do when he went on his computer?
A. He went on his web site!
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