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500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

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Q. What does a polar bear use to keep his head warm?
A. A polar ice cap.

Q. What did the pitcher say when eggs, bacon and pancakes were playing baseball?
A. "Butter up."

Q. Why are ghosts always hungry?
A. Because the food goes right through them!

Q. There are 10 cats in a boat. One cat jumped out of the boat. How many cats were left?
A. None, they were all copycats.

Q. Why do gorillas have broad fingers?
A. Because they have large nostrils.

Q. What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat?
A. The Milky Baa-r kid.

Q. Who do you call when you break your toe?
A. The toe truck!

Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!

Q. What has a tongue but can't talk?
A. A shoe!

Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!

Q. What game do tornados play?
A. Twister.

Q. Where does the rifle go?
A. To the Rifle Tower!

Q. What devours everything and everything devours it?
A. Time.

Q. What do mice feel like when they come out of the shower?
A. Squeaky clean!

Q. What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?
A. One is a cat copy, the other is a copy cat.

Q. What garden has the most vegetables?
A. Flash garden!

Q. Why was the pencil crying?
A. Because he was POINTLESS!

Q. Why did the turtle cross the street?
A. To get to the Shell station.

Q. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A. An investiGATOR!

Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. CELL phones.

Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.

Q. How do you keep someone in suspense?
A. I'll tell you tomorrow.

Q. What did the paint give the wall on their first anniversary?
A. A new coat.

Q. What did the picture say to the other picture?
A. "How long have you been hanging around here?"

Q. What do people have in common with a math book?
A. We've all got a lot of problems!

Q. What runs but has no legs?
A. A nose!

Q. What cheese is not yours?
A. Nacho Cheese.

Q. What's black and white and can climb trees?
A. A panda.

Q. Why couldn't the eight year old get into the pirate movie?
A. Because it was rated ARRRR!

Q. Why did the willow weep?
A. Because it saw the water fall (waterfall).

Q. What's black when you get it, red when you use it and white when you're finished?
A. Charcoal.

Q. What day has day in it but isn't Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, or Saturday?
A. Today!

Q. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the ark with him?
A. None, it was Noah's ark.

Q. What did the hat say to the scarf?
A. "You can hang around. I'll just go on a head!"

Q. What did the judge say when the skunk got off the stage?
A. "You stink!"

Q. What country has the most church bells?
A. BELLgium!

Q. What do you get when you mix a German Shepard and a giraffe?
A. A watch dog for the fifteenth floor!

Q. Q. Rail road crossing, watch out for the cars, can you spell that with out any Rs?
A. T-H-A-T.

Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.

Q. What part of a fish weighs the most?
A. Its scales.

Q. Why can't you take a test in the zoo?
A. There are too many cheetahs!

Q. How do you get rid of a boomerang?
A. Throw it down a one way street!

Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A BULL-dozer.

Q. What's a frog's favorite year?
A. Leap year!

Q. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says throw out that gum and a train says chew, chew!

Q. Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
A. Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall down!

Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.

Q. What do clothes and airplanes have in common?
A. Hangers!

Q. If athletes get athletes foot then what do astronauts get?
A. Missle-toe.

Q. Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
A. Because Noah sat on the deck!

Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!

Q. Why did Peter Pan always fly and never stop?
A. Because he could never never land.

Q. What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
A. Evaporated milk.

Q. What word, if spelled right is wrong and spelled wrong is right?
A. Wrong!

Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.

Q. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
A. "Thank you, I will never part with it."

Q. What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A. Rubber band because it stretches!

Q. The more you take of these, the more you leave behind. What are they?
A. Footsteps!

Q. What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
A. It gets wet.

Q. Why did the pencil cross the road first?
A. He was the LEADer!

Q. What has 6 legs, 4 eyes, 4 ears, 2 noses, 2 mouths and 2 heads?
A. A man sitting on a horse.

Q. What did the Malteeser want to be when it grew up?
A. A Smartie.

Q. There are 2 cats, one is French and the other English. The French cat's name was Un Deux Trois and the English cat's name was One Two Three. Both cats think they're better than the other. To determine this they have a swimming contest. Which cat wins and why?
A. The English cat, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq! (Un Deux Trois cat sank)

Q. Why did the bird go to the restaurant?
A. Because he wanted a tweet!

Q. What happened to the frog's car when it got stuck?
A. It had to get TOAD away.

Q. What do you call a bear who forgot his socks?
A. BEARfooted.

Q. What did the tornado ask the car?
A. "Wanna go for a spin?"

Q. What did the traffic light say to the car?
A. "Don't look. I'm changing!"

Q. What is the radius of a pumpkin?
A. Pi.

Q. What is a photograph's favorite game?
A. Pictionary.

Q. What do you get when you cross a skeleton with a genie?
A. A wish bone!

Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!

Q. Can February March?
A. No, but April May.

Q. Does a match box?
A. No, but a tin can!

Q. What do you get when you cross a star and a gun?
A. A shooting star!

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Q. What is a parrot's favorite food on the 4th of July?
A. Fire crackers!

Q. Why is the letter B so cool?
A. Because it is in between A C!

Q. What's the best thing about elevator jokes?
A. They work on so many levels.

Q. What did the scientist say to the hydrogen atom that claimed it lost an electron?
A. "Are you positive?"

Q. What did the broken clock say?
A. "Will someone give me hand?"

Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
A. Anti-BACH-terial.

Q. What did the plow say to the tractor?
A. "Pull me a little closer, John Deere."

Q. What animal should you not play cards with?
A. A Cheetah!

Q. Why can't a car play football?
A. Because its only got one boot.

Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!

Q. What's red and mushy and is found between sharks teeth?
A. Slow swimmers.

Q. Why did the boy take a packet of oats with him to bed?
A. To feed his nightMARE!

Q. What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A. A milkshake!

Q. Why didn't the Joker cross the road?
A. Batman was on the other side.

Q. A rabbit hops by IHOP. He looks at the sign. What does he say?
A. "Big deal, so do I."

Q. Why did the children eat their homework?
A. Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Q. How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat of your car?
A. Have him sit in front with you.

Q. What goes up and down but never moves?
A. The stairs!

Q. What kind of witch lives at the beach?
A. A sandwich.

Q. What is the only question you can never answer honestly with a yes?
A. "Are you asleep?"

Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a hole in one!

Q. What do you get if you cross some bubble bath and a famous detective?
A. Sherlock Foams.

Q. What is white with black spots and goes, "Oo, oo, oo"?
A. A cow with no lips.

Q. What do you say in the evening to a soldier in shining armor?
A. Night, night, Knight.

Q. What is the difference between a worn out runner and a worn out vet?
A. One's dog tired and the other is tired of dogs.

Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. If he flew over a bay he'd be called a bagel!

Q. What did the spider do when he went on his computer?
A. He went on his web site!

Q. How do you attach a duck to the wall?
A. With Duck tape!

Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests!

Q. What is a cat's favorite color?
A. PURRple!

Q. What is a cow's favorite ice cream?
A. MOOnila!

Q. What did the bully have for lunch?
A. He had a knuckle sandwich!

Q. If a red house is made out of red brick, and a blue house is made of blue bricks what is a green house made of?
A. Glass.

Q. Why did the bee get married?
A. Because she found her honey.

Q. What comes down but never goes up?
A. Rain.

Q. I am a rock group that has four members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assassinated. What group am I?
A. Mount Rushmore! Get it, rock group?

Q. What did the cow say to the other cow?
A. "MOOve over!"

Q. What school do planets and stars go to to study?
A. UNIVERSity!

Q. What did the tie say to the hat?
A. "You go on a head and I'll hang around here."

Q. What is a volcano?
A. A mountain with hiccups!

Q. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
A. To get a spare rib .

Q. Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?
A. Because she had the perfect pitch.

Q. How did the teacher knit a suit of armor?
A. She used steel wool!

Q. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
A. To keep an eye on the mouse.

Q. Why was 10 afraid of 9?
A. Because 9 8 7!

Q. Why didn't the bunny hop?
A. No bunny knows.

Q. If you are running in a race and you just passed the guy in second place what place are you in?
A. You are in second place!

Q. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?
A. Nothing, they just waved!

Q. What do T-shirts love to play?
A. Tag.

Q. What do you call a deer that makes money?
A. A buck!

Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"

Q. Why did the doofus climb the glass wall?
A. So he could see what was on the other side.

Q. What can run, play and move around yet it cannot breath?
A. A CD or DVD!

Q. What is the laziest mountain in the world?
A. Mount Ever-rest!

Q. What type of queue do dolls like best?
A. A BBQ.

Q. What does the sun skate on?
A. Solarblades!

Q. What do you get when you cross a hammock and a dog?
A. A rocker spaniel.

Q. What question can a person ask all day long, getting a different answer each time, yet all the answers are correct?
A. What time is it?

Q. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A. "Bee-hive yourself!"

Q. What did the little light bulb say to its mum?
A. "I wuv you watts and watts!"

Q. What fish can help you build a house?
A. A hammerhead shark.

Q. What happened to the shark when he ate too many keys?
A. He turned into the Lock-ness monster.

Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts.

Q. What gets smaller as it gets higher?
A. An airplane!

Q. Why did the new boy steal a chair from the classroom?
A. Because the teacher told him to take a seat.

Q. How did Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicle!

Q. How do you make a sausage roll?
A. Push it down the hill!

Q. What jumps higher than a building?
A. Everything, buildings don't jump.

Q. How do you start a teddy bear race?
A. Ready, teddy, go!

Q. Why didn't the lobster share his plankton with his dad?
A. Because he was a little shellfish!

Q. Did you hear the joke about the egg that rolled in front of a truck?
A. Most people find they crack up!

Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.

Q. What did one leaf say to the other?
A. "See you next fall!!"

Q. What sort of appliance does a monkey use?
A. A gorilla. (A griller)

Q. What did the calendar say to the other calendar?
A. "You want to go on a date with me?"

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