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500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

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Q. What do you get when you put jeans in the microwave?
A. Four hotpockets.

Q. What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
A. Jellyfish.

Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.

Q. What's the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
A. Getting lost.

Q. How many letters are in the alphabet?
A. 11, T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Q. If the red house is in the left and the blue house is on the right, where is the white house ?
A. Washington DC.

Q. What is grey, has a tail and a trunk?
A. A mouse going on a vacation.

Q. What is red and has fangs?
A. An apple. I lied about the fangs!

Q. I have 7 children half of them are boys, what is the other half?
A. They were all boys.

Q. I usually wear a yellow coat. I usually have a black tip and wherever I go I make marks. What am I?
A. A pencil.

Q. Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?
A. MOO-tels!

Q. What do miners put on their face at night?
A. Coal cream.

Q. What did the tornado ask the car?
A. "Wanna go for a spin?"

Q. Why is a riddle like a joke?
A. It's no good without a point.

Q. What do you call a kangaroo that sneezes alot?
A. A kanga-choo.

Q. Why did the silly electrician jump over the clock?
A. So he could get some overtime!

Q. How do you get rid of a boomerang?
A. Throw it down a one way street!

Q. Do you know what happens when ducks fly upside down?
A. They quack up!

Q. What time does a duck wake up?
A. At the QUACK of dawn.

Q. Why is it against the law for a man living in Victoria to be buried in New South Wales?
A. Because he's still alive!

Q. What has 3 feet but cannot walk?
A. A yardstick!

Q. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
A. Rock-it.

Q. What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
A. "We make a good match!"

Q. What did the paint give the wall on their first anniversary?
A. A new coat.

Q. How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
A. Poker face!

Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. A zebra with the chicken pox.

Q. What has two heads, one tail and six legs?
A. A man on a horse.

Q. What did the cross eyed teacher say to the principal?
A. "I can't control my pupils!"

Q. How much is the moon worth?
A. One dollar, because it has four quarters.

Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)

Q. 30 people are in a room, no way in, no way out. Don't ask me how they got in. Someone counted and they got 34-heads. How is that possible?
A. 30 foreheads!

Q. If athletes get athletes foot then what do astronauts get?
A. Missle-toe.

Q. What kind of bus crossed the ocean?
A. Christopher ColumBUS!

Q. Why did the student bring scissors to class?
A. He wanted to cut class!

Q. What do you call a potato that was crushed?
A. Squash.

Q. What does a toad say when it sees something great?
A. "TOADaly Awesome!"

Q. If you know me you will want to share me, but if you share me I will be gone. What am I?
A. A secret.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was getting tired of just standing there!

Q. What did the pig put on his rash?
A. OINKment!

Q. If a man was born in Spain, raised in Russia, grew old in Greece and died in America, what is he?
A. Dead.

Q. What has four legs, stands and is helpful to people?
A. A table!

Q. How do you make varnish disappear?
A. Take away the R!

Q. Why couldn't the shipmates play cards?
A. The captain was sitting on the deck!

Q. What did the sick freight elevator say?
A. "I think I'm coming down with something."

Q. What way do the cows like to go?
A. The milky way!

Q. How do you wrap a cloud?
A. With a rainbow.

Q. Why did Peter Pan always fly and never stop?
A. Because he could never never land.

Q. What letter is a part of the head?
A. I.

Q. What does an injured lemon need?
A. Lemon Aid!

Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!

Q. What did the cow say to the other cow?
A. "MOOve over!"

Q. What is a cow's favourite drink?
A. MOO Juice.

Q. Have you heard the joke about the bed?
A. It hasn't been made yet!

Q. Which letter of the alphabet keeps us waiting?
A. Q. (queue)

Q. What did the spider do when he went on his computer?
A. He went on his web site!

Q. Who was the straightest man in the Bible?
A. Joseph, Pharoah made a ruler out of him.

Q. Where do you get draggin' milk?
A. From a cow with short legs.

Q. Where are the most cows born?
A. COWlifornia.

Q. What is white on the outside, green on the inside and hops?
A. A frog sandwich.

Q. What has ears but can't hear?
A. A corn field!

Q. There was no moon and a black car with no headlights was driving on a black road. On the black road there was a black dog. The car avoided the dog. How is this possible?
A. It was daytime.

Q. What is a volcano?
A. A mountain with heartburn!

Q. If you're Scottish when you go into the bathroom and you're Scottish when you go out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the toilet?
A. European (you are peeing).

Q. How do you make cool music?
A. Put your CD's in the fridge.

Q. Why was the ghost on the cheerleading squad?
A. It wanted to add a little team spirit.

Q. What did the volcanoes name their daughter?
A. MAGMAlena.

Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch-dog.

Q. Where do oak trees come from?
A. OAKlahoma.

Q. What makes seven even?
A. Taking the S away!

Q. What did one coffin say to the other coffin?
A. "Is that you coughin'?"

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. How did the man build up his flea collar business?
A. He started from scratch.

Q. Why did Patrick eat money?
A. His mum said it was his lunch money.

Q. What do you do when you see a spaceman?
A. Park in it!

Q. Why was the math book unhappy?
A. Because he had too many problems!

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Q. What is a gas station's favorite type of shoes?
A. Pumps.

Q. Who in the solar system has the most loose change?
A. The moon, it keeps changing quarters.

Q. Why was the dog sitting next to the fire?
A. He was a hotdog!

Q. Why is U the happiest letter?
A. Because it is in the middle of fun

Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A. "I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."

Q. What do you call a flying jelly?
A. A jelly copter.

Q. Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
A. Because they are always stuffed.

Q. What 4 letters scare a thief?
A. O I C U (Oh...I see you.)

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.

Q. Why did the cow want some cheese?
A. Because it's MOOlicious!

Q. What vegetable has eyes but can't see?
A. A potato.

Q. Why don't football players get hot?
A. Because of all their fans!

Q. What gets broken without being held?
A. A promise.

Q. What is the British Secret Service's best yellow-haired spy?
A. James Blonde!

Q. What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?
A. Time to buy a new clock.

Q. What did the bread say to the knife?
A. "Don't try to butter me up."

Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
A. Noise!

Q. What's yesterday's tomorrow?
A. Today!

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because he wasn't a chicken.

Q. What has 6 legs, 4 eyes, 4 ears, 2 noses, 2 mouths and 2 heads?
A. A man sitting on a horse.

Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
A. Because he wasn't peeling well!

Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. An injured penguin.

Q. Where do ghosts buy their food?
A. At the GHOSTery Store.

Q. What did the creek say to the brook?
A. "Stop babbling!"

Q. There was a man who walked into a bar and asked if he could have a glass of water but the bartender pointed a gun at him and the man who asked for water said thank you and left. Why did he say thank you?
A. Because the man had the hiccups.

Q. What does the baby popcorn call his dad?
A. Pop!

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird, a car, and a dog?
A. A flying carpet.

Q. Who was the first deer in space?
A. Buck Rogers.

Q. What's tasty but dangerous?
A. A mouse trap.

Q. You have a candle, a stove, and a fireplace and a match. Which one would you light first?
A. The match!

Q. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and put the elephant in and then close the door.

Q. What's black and white and can climb trees?
A. A panda.

Q. What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
A. Reality.

Q. How do you attach a duck to the wall?
A. With Duck tape!

Q. How many seconds are in a year?
A. 12: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc.

Q. What do polar bears like to snack on?
A. Eskimo thighs.

Q. What's black and white and red all over?
A. A sunburned zebra!

Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!

Q. What does a polar bear use to keep his head warm?
A. A polar ice cap.

Q. You're stuck in a cement box, all you have is a mirror and a table, how do you get out?
A. You take the mirror, you see what you saw, grab the saw, cut the table in half, one half plus one half equals one whole, you take the hole put it in the wall and walk out.

Q. How do you make a swordfish like the library?
A. Take away the S in its name!

Q. Did you hear about the skeleton and his girlfriend?
A. They broke up and he was shattered!

Q. What is served on a table with gatherings of two or four, and is white and round?
A. A ping pong ball.

Q. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A. A woolly jumper!

Q. Why did the new boy steal a chair from the classroom?
A. Because the teacher told him to take a seat.

Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!

Q. What does the pink panther do with his camera?
A. He takes PINKtures!

Q. Did you hear about the man who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
A. He kept popping out of bed all night!

Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!

Q. Why was Dracula put in jail?
A. He tried to rob a blood bank.

Q. What is green and sings?
A. Elvis Parsley.

Q. What did the hat say to the scarf?
A. "You can hang around. I'll just go on a head!"

Q. What dog loves to take a shower?
A. A shamPOODLE.

Q. What do you do when your fish is off?
A. You tune it up!

Q. Where will you find the biggest rope in the world?
A. In EuROPE!

Q. What is the difference between a worn out runner and a worn out vet?
A. One's dog tired and the other is tired of dogs.

Q. What is a TV's favorite thing to do at the the beach?
A. Channel surf.

Q. Why was the horse unable to get into the antelopes' music club?
A. He had no horns!

Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"

Q. What is green and white when it is up and red when it hits the ground?
A. A watermelon.

Q. Why did the rope go to the doctor?
A. It had a knot in its stomach.

Q. What do you give a frog at a hospital?
A. A HOPeration!

Q. Where do you send a soldier with a toothache?
A. To the drill sergeant!

Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!

Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.

Q. Why are fish smart?
A. Because they travel in schools.

Q. What insect is a coward?
A. A flea!

Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!

Q. The person who makes it sells it, the person who buys it never uses it, the person who is in it doesn't know it, what is it?
A. A coffin.

Q. Why did the cow do jumping jacks?
A. Because he wanted a milkshake!

Q. How did the cow get through the crowd?
A. He shouted MOOve!

Q. What did the vampire say to his wife?
A. "Your neck looks slimmer."

Q. Why did the gum cross the road?
A. It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Q. What has a thousand legs, a long neck but no head?
A. A broom.

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