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Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!
Q. What is a porcupine's favourite game?
Q. What did the magazine say to the pencil?
A. "You are looking very sharp today."
Q. Why was the cumputer cold at night?
A. It forgot to close its windows.
Q. What kind of murderer has fibre?
A. A cereal killer.
Q. What does a French cow say?
A. "Moo Lala!"
Q. Why did the cow go to Hollywood?
A. She wanted to be a movie star.
Q. If you have three 7 foot long ropes, how many feet do you have?
A. You have two feet!
Q. What happened to the frog's car when it got stuck?
A. It had to get TOAD away.
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!
Q. What do you call two bananas?
A. A pair of slippers!
Q. What state can you drink?
Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a hole in one!
Q. How do you make an octopus laugh?
A. Ten Tickles (Tentacles)!
Q. What goes up and down but never moves?
A. The stairs!
Q. What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A. A fur ball.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
Q. Why did the picture go to jail?
A. He got framed.
Q. Why did the telephone go to the jewelry store?
A. He wanted a new ring.
Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?
A. An egg.
Q. What does the sun skate on?
Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A BULL-dozer.
Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion.
Q. What did the toilet say when he was playing cards?
Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q. What do you call a smart pig?
Q. What is white on the outside, green on the inside and hops?
A. A frog sandwich.
Q. What is an army man's favorite month?
Q. I'm at the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space. I'm at the beginning of every end and the end of every place. What am I?
A. The letter E!
Q. What did the duck say to the clerk?
A. "Put it on my bill."
Q. Why was the coach mad?
A. Because he wanted his quarterback.
Q. Where do fish keep their money?
A. In the riverbank.
Q. What seven letters did the robber say when he saw nothing in the safe?
A. "O I C U R M T!"
Q. What did the glue say to the teacher?
A. "I'm stuck on you."
Q. What do mice feel like when they come out of the shower?
A. Squeaky clean!
Q. Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. Why should you never shower with a pokemon?
A. Because they Pikachu (peek at you).
Q. What animal sleeps with its shoes on?
A. A horse.
Q. What insect is an arithmetic insect?
A. A mosquito! They add to misery, subtract from pleasure, divide the attention and multiply quickly!
Q. Which restaurants are good at math?
Q. Why did the tightrope walker visit the bank?
A. He wanted to get his balance!
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Q. What is the radius of a pumpkin?
Q. What do dogs have that other animal don't have?
Q. Why do mushrooms like to tell jokes?
A. Because they're a fungi!
Q. What is coming but never arrives?
Q. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A. I don't know and I don't care.
Q. What sort of appliance does a monkey use?
A. A gorilla. (A griller)
Q. How is bubble gum similar to a Wookie?
A. It's Chewy.
Q. Why did the kid run to school?
A. Because he was chased by the spelling bee.
Q. What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
A. They peel.
Q. What did the cannibal say after he ate a clown?
A. "That tasted funny!"
Q. What gets smaller as it gets higher?
A. An airplane!
Q. What do you call a flying jelly?
A. A jelly copter.
Q. What does a toad say when it sees something great?
A. "TOADaly Awesome!"
Q. What kind of bird uses ink to write?
A. A PEN-guin!
Q. What do you call a dentist in the army?
A. A drill sergeant.
Q. Why do you never ask a dinosaur to read you a story?
A. Because their tales are so long.
Q. Why don't ducks tell jokes when they are flying?
A. Because they just might quack up.
Q. What's a frog's favorite year?
A. Leap year!
Q. What has a tongue but can't talk?
A. A shoe!
Q. What does a hamburger name his daughter?
Q. What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder?
A. He got a little behind in his work!
Q. What runs but never walks?
Q. What do you do when you see a spaceman?
A. Park in it!
Q. The person who makes it sells it, the person who buys it never uses it, the person who is in it doesn't know it, what is it?
A. A coffin.
Q. Why does a giraffe eat so little?
A. Because they can make a little go a long way.
Q. What is grey, has a tail and a trunk?
A. A mouse going on a vacation.
Q. What is a bird's favorite treat?
Q. Why don't skeletons fight?
A. Because they don't have the guts!
Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!
Q. What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and cuts grass?
A. A lawn MEOW-er!
Q. Which wolf got lost in the woods?
A. The WHEREwolf.
Q. Why are rivers so rich?
A. Because they have 2 banks.
Q. What goes up when the rain comes down?
A. An umbrella!
Q. Why was the girl staring at the juice box?
A. Because it said: "Concentrate."
Q. What do you call an overweight E.T.?
A. Extra Cholesterol!
Q. What starts with a P and ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
A. The Post Office!
Q. What do you call a football player whose helmet is too tight?
A. Call him anthing you want, he can't hear you!
Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!
Q. What is the fastest country in the world?
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. The butcher was on the other side.
Q. Who invented King Arthur's round table?
A. Sir Cumference!
Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. BOOberry pie!
Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal?
A. Bone appetite!
Q. Why did the Smartie go to school?
A. Because he wanted to be smarter.
Q. Why don't they play cards in Africa?
A. There are too many Cheetahs!
Q. Why did the orange get stuck up the on the mountain?
A. Because he ran out of juice.
Q. As I get older, I become shorter. What am I?
A. A pencil!
Q. Why did the whale laugh?
A. Because he saw the sea's bottom.
Q. If athletes get athletes foot then what do astronauts get?
Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)
Q. Why did the turtle cross the street?
A. To get to the Shell station.
Q. How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat of your car?
A. Have him sit in front with you.
Q. Why was the pencil crying?
A. Because he was POINTLESS!
Q. Who was the straightest man in the Bible?
A. Joseph, Pharoah made a ruler out of him.
Q. How do you make varnish disappear?
A. Take away the R!
Q. What did the duck put in its soup?
Q. What is as light as a feather but not even the strongest man in the world can hold it for more than a few minutes?
Q. What do eagles do when they coach a sports team?
A. They wing it.
Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off!
Q. What comes twice in a week, never in a month and once in a year?
A. The letter E.
Q. What's the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
A. Getting lost.
Q. Why did the rancher name his ranch "Peanut Butter"?
A. It was a great spread.
Q. What do you get when you cross a bird, a car, and a dog?
A. A flying carpet.
Q. What's red and mushy and is found between sharks teeth?
A. Slow swimmers.
Q. What loses its head every day and gets it back every night?
A. A pillow.
Q. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?
A. Nothing, they just waved!
Q. What does a phone eat?
Q. How did Burger King propose to his girlfriend?
A. With an onion ring.
Q. How do you cure a headache?
A. Put your head through the window and the pane will go!
Q. If there was a spelling test, which animal would win?
A. The bee!
Q. Why was the doctor angry?
A. He lost his patients.
Q. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
A. One is really heavy. The other is a little lighter.
Q. Where will you find the biggest rope in the world?
A. In EuROPE!
Q. What letter is an exclamation?
Q. Why was the broom late for school?
A. He over swept.
Q. What did the judge say when the skunk got off the stage?
A. "You stink!"
Q. What happens when you cross the tango and a waltz?
A. A wango!
Q. Q. Rail road crossing, watch out for the cars, can you spell that with out any Rs?
Q. What is the hardest thing to hold that even the strongest person in the world has difficulty with?
A. Your breath.
Q. What do you call a man in a bush?
Q. What is a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A. A stick!
Q. How can a rose ride a bike?
A. It uses its petals!
Q. What is Santa's favorite snack?
A. Ho, hos!
Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.
Q. Which baseball team do puppies play for?
A. The New York Pets.
Q. What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
A. "Me ow!"
Q. Why was the elephant afraid of the computer store?
A. Because they sold the world's best mice.
Q. Why did the cow eat the tight rope walker?
A. Because he wanted a balanced meal!
Q. What is a cow's favorite ice cream?
Q. What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Q. Who in the solar system has the most loose change?
A. The moon, it keeps changing quarters.
Q. Why did Goofy take a ladder to school?
A. Because he wanted to get to high school.
Q. Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?
A. Times Square.
Q. Why did the goose cross the road?
A. He didn't want to be called a chicken!
Q. What kind of animals do clocks have?
Q. Did you hear about the skeleton and his girlfriend?
A. They broke up and he was shattered!
Q. What can you serve but never eat?
A. A tennis ball!
Q. What do ghosts wear on their feet?
Q. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A. Open TOAD sandals.
Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.
Q. How do you catch a rabbit?
A. Make a noise like a carrot.
Q. Do you want to hear a construction joke?
A. Sorry I'm still working on it!
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.
Q. What did the red sock say to the white sock?
A. "Let's play ball."
Q. What did the sun say to the sheep and the cloud?
A. "Whoa, are y'all related?"
Q. What's bigger when it's upside down?
A. A 6!
Q. What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like?
Q. What's a cat's favourite magazine?
A. A CAT-alogue.
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