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Q. Why did the man go off the cliff with his truck?
A. He wanted to test his air brakes.
Q. What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
A. The space bar!
Q. Imagine you are in a boat. You were being circled by sharks. One shark is about to bite you. What should you do?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?
A. Because she had the perfect pitch.
Q. A skunk, a frog and a duck wanted to go to the movies. The movies cost a dollar, which animal got to go?
A. The frog because it was the only one with a greenback.
Q. What do you get when you cross a skeleton with a genie?
A. A wish bone!
Q. What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for school?
Q. What can run, play and move around yet it cannot breath?
A. A CD or DVD!
Q. What do dogs and trees have in common?
Q. Who invented King Arthur's round table?
A. Sir Cumference!
Q. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A. Because her students were bright!
Q. What colour is a burp?
Q. What country has the most church bells?
Q. What did the cow say to the other cow?
A. "MOOve over!"
Q. Think of the person who lives in disguise, who deals in secrets and tells nothing but lies.
Next tell me what's always last to mend the middle of middle and end of the end.
And finally give me the sound often heard during the search for a hard to find word.
Now string them all together and answer me this:
What creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
A. A spider.
Q. Did you hear about the man who got his left arm cut off?
A. He's all right now.
Q. Why did the nose feel sad?
A. Because he always got picked on!
Q. What can you serve but never eat?
A. A tennis ball!
Q. What 4 letters scare a thief?
A. O I C U (Oh...I see you.)
Q. Why can't you play hide-and-seek with mountains?
A. Because they PEAK!
Q. What is a flower between your nose and your chin?
A. Two lips. (Tulips)
Q. Why did the pencil cross the road first?
A. He was the LEADer!
Q. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A. A clock.
Q. What do you get if you cross a porcupine and a giraffe?
A. A seven metre long toothbrush!
Q. Why was the math book unhappy?
A. Because he had too many problems!
Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. If he flew over a bay he'd be called a bagel!
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
Q. Which is the best month for a parade?
Q. What do you call a flying jelly?
A. A jelly copter.
Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A BULL-dozer.
Q. Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
A. To the reTAIL store.
Q. How do you make cool music?
A. Put your CD's in the fridge.
Q. What is a snowman's favorite food?
A. Ice Krispy treats.
Q. Why can't you take a test in the zoo?
A. There are too many cheetahs!
Q. Why didn't the police catch the banana?
A. Because it split!
Q. What did the firefly say to the other firefly?
A. "You glow, girl!"
Q. Why doesn't a bald man need any keys?
A. Because he doesn't have any locks!
Q. Why didn't the Dallas Cowboys want to beat the Denver Broncos in a game?
A. Because they needed a ride home!
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a tiger?
A. I don't know but you better behave in its class!
Q. What did the sun say to the sheep and the cloud?
A. "Whoa, are y'all related?"
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Q. What did the spider do when he went on his computer?
A. He went on his web site!
Q. What letter is a drink?
Q. What rolls and jumps but never walks?
A. A soccer ball!
Q. What do a duck and a tricycle have in common?
A. They both have a steering wheel, except for the duck.
Q. Why did the surfer wear a baseball mitt?
A. He wanted to catch a wave.
Q. What has a ring but no finger?
A. A telephone!
Q. What is the British Secret Service's best yellow-haired spy?
A. James Blonde!
Q. What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Q. What can you put in a freezer that's hot and will always come out hot?
A. Hot sauce.
Q. What card game do artists like to play?
A. Draw poker.
Q. There are 10 cats in a boat. One cat jumped out of the boat. How many cats were left?
A. None, they were all copycats.
Q. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A. Open TOAD sandals.
Q. What do you call a super hero who has lost his powers?
A. A super-zero.
Q. What did the bread say to the man?
A. Nothing, bread can't talk.
Q. What do frogs drink?
Q. If you know me you will want to share me, but if you share me I will be gone. What am I?
A. A secret.
Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch-dog.
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
Q. There is a black house, grey house, red house, yellow house, green house and brown house. What colour house does President Obama live in?
A. The White House!
Q. What is the fastest country in the world?
Q. What gate can't you enter?
Q. Why do mathematicians like airlines?
A. They use Pi-lots.
Q. How do you get 6 donkeys into a fire engine?
A. Two in the front, two in the back and two on the top going, "He-haw, he-haw!"
Q. What did the toilet say when he was playing cards?
Q. Do you know who I think is the most beautiful person in the world?
A. Look at the 5th word.
Q. What has 6 legs, 4 eyes, 4 ears, 2 noses, 2 mouths and 2 heads?
A. A man sitting on a horse.
Q. What did the plow say to the tractor?
A. "Pull me a little closer, John Deere."
Q. If a rooster laid a white egg and a brown egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
A. None. Roosters don't lay eggs.
Q. How did the cow get through the crowd?
A. He shouted MOOve!
Q. What do clothes and airplanes have in common?
Q. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A. A buccaneer (A buck an ear)
Q. Why is baseball the safest sport?
A. Because on the field, it has a warning track.
Q. Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
A. To find Pluto.
Q. What is the only question you can never answer honestly with a yes?
A. "Are you asleep?"
Q. What do you get if you cross some bubble bath and a famous detective?
A. Sherlock Foams.
Q. What did one lion say to another when they saw some hunters in a jeep?
A. "Look, meals on wheels!"
Q. What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
A. They peel.
Q. Did you hear about the skeleton and his girlfriend?
A. They broke up and he was shattered!
Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.
Q. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A. A pouch potato.
Q. Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A. Better not tell you, it might spread!
Q. What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A. "You crack me up!"
Q. Rail road tracks, look out for cars! How do you spell that without any Rs?
Q. What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A. The teacher says, "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Choo-choo!"
Q. What kind of murderer has fibre?
A. A cereal killer.
Q. What do you call an ant who studies accounts?
A. An accountANT.
Q. What do eskimos call their cows?
Q. Why did the baby chick cross the road?
A. It was take-your-child-to-work day.
Q. Why did the starfish breakup with the lobster?
A. Because he was SHELLfish.
Q. Why does a giraffe eat so little?
A. Because they can make a little go a long way.
Q. What is green and sings?
A. Elvis Parsley.
Q. Why did the phone cross the road?
A. To find his friends the numbers!
Q. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
A. One is really heavy. The other is a little lighter.
Q. What kind of monkey can fly?
A. A hot air BABOON!
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
A. A creamy quacker!
Q. What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you berry much."
Q. What football team makes the most money?
A. The Buck-aneers.
Q. There is a horse tied to a rope five yards long. Ten yards away there is hay. The horse is eating the hay, how did he get there?
A. The rope isn't tied to anything.
Q. When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
A. When it is read!
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.
Q. What is a photograph's favorite game?
Q. If you're on a plane and one of the engines breaks, how far will the other one take you?
A. All the way to the scene of the crash.
Q. What sort of animal is a slug?
A. A snail with housing problems!
Q. Where do bees go after they are married?
A. On their HONEY-moon!
Q. Why didn't the mummy answer the phone?
A. He was all tied up!
Q. What's black when you get it, red when you use it and white when you're finished?
Q. Why would it be silly to send a letter to Washington?
A. Because he is dead.
Q. Why are rivers so rich?
A. Because they have 2 banks.
Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.
Q. What letter is looking for causes?
Q. What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
A. Evaporated milk.
Q. What does a tree drink?
A. Root beer!
Q. Why did the new boy steal a chair from the classroom?
A. Because the teacher told him to take a seat.
Q. What runs around a house but never moves?
A. A fence.
Q. Why couldn't the shipmates play cards?
A. The captain was sitting on the deck!
Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.
Q. Why was the broom late for school?
A. He over swept.
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs!
Q. Do you know what happens when ducks fly upside down?
A. They quack up!
Q. What's the biggest type of moth?
A. A mammoth.
Q. A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed for 3 days and left on Friday. How did he do it?
A. His horse's name was Friday.
Q. Why did the girl take a ladder to school?
A. Because she thought it was a high school.
Q. Why was the Egyptian confused?
A. Because someone told him his daddy was a mummy!
Q. What do you call a frog that parks in a tow away zone?
A. A TOAD away zone.
Q. What did the tornado ask the car?
A. "Wanna go for a spin?"
Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!
Q. Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window?
A. He wanted to see time fly!
Q. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?
A. He had no body to dance with!
Q. What did the vampire say to his wife?
A. "Your neck looks slimmer."
Q. Why don't ducks get letters?
A. Because they already have bills!
Q. Which day is mostly avoided by fish?
Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
Q. Why did the farmer let his cows eat the tall grass?
A. Because it needed to get moooed! (Mowed)
Q. What do you get with a kangoroo and a snake?
A. A jump rope.
Q. What is Barbie's favorite state?
Q. What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A. Rubber band because it stretches!
Q. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
A. You Pokemon!
Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
A. A slug.
Q. What did the 0 say to the 8?
A. "Nice belt."
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the store?
A. To get some spare ribs.
Q. Where is the zombie's favorite room in the house?
A. The living room.
Q. If you see more of it, you see less of everything else. What is it?
Q. Why did the cow do jumping jacks?
A. Because he wanted a milkshake!
Q. What do you say in the evening to a soldier in shining armor?
A. Night, night, Knight.
Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.
Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.
Q. Why did the boy study on an airplane?
A. He wanted to get a higher education.
Q. What can fill up the the room but takes no space?
Q. Why is England the wettest country?
A. Because the queen has reigned there for years!
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