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Q. What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
A. Fang mail.
Q. What does a cow do at the theatres?
A. Watch a MOO-vie.
Q. If I did this equation, 23x45+27x99= What answer would I get?
A. A very big number!
Q. What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?
A. A synonym roll.
Q. Why didn't the squirrel cross the telephone wire?
A. Because the line was busy.
Q. How did the cow get through the crowd?
A. He shouted MOOve!
Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Q. What did the duck say to the clerk?
A. "Put it on my bill."
Q. What has 6 legs, 4 eyes, 4 ears, 2 noses, 2 mouths and 2 heads?
A. A man sitting on a horse.
Q. What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
A. It gets wet.
Q. What's the best place to grow flowers in school?
A. In kindergarden.
Q. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
Q. What is the world's largest beverage?
A. MinneSODA. (Minnesota)
Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!
Q. Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?
A. Because she had the perfect pitch.
Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!
Q. Why is getting up in the morning like a pig's tail?
A. It's twirly. (Too early)
Q. What did the sun say to the sheep and the cloud?
A. "Whoa, are y'all related?"
Q. Why don't penguins live in Britain?
A. Because they're scared of Wales!
Q. Why couldn't the skeleton laugh?
A. Because he lost his funny bone.
Q. What did the Malteeser want to be when it grew up?
A. A Smartie.
Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
A. Because he wasn't peeling well!
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A. Jurassic Pork.
Q. What sickness can fly?
A. The flu!
Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A BULL-dozer.
Q. Why didn't the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test?
A. Because he didn't want anything to slip his mind.
Q. Why did the leopard refuse to take a bath?
A. It didn't want to come out spotless.
Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!
Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
A. A slug.
Q. Why were the police suspicious of the window drapes?
A. They were shady.
Q. Why did the man go off the cliff with his truck?
A. He wanted to test his air brakes.
Q. A man pushes a car to a hotel and realizes he's bankrupt. Why?
A. He's playing Monopoly!
Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!
Q. Why couldn't the bike stand up on it's own?
A. Because it was two-tired!
Q. What pet does everybody have?
A. A carPET!
Q. What has ears but can't hear?
A. A corn field!
Q. I have two coins in my pocket and they equal 15 cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are the coins in my pocket?
A. A nickel and a dime, I said only one of them is not a nickel.
Q. Which fish costs the most?
A. A gold fish!
Q. Why can't you play hide-and-seek with mountains?
A. Because they PEAK!
Q. What did the fish say to the octopus while the octopus was eating?
A. Lend me a tentacle or 8.
Q. Why is the ocean always grumpy?
A. You'd be grumpy too if you had crabs on your bottom!
Q. How do you know when an Irish person is happy?
A. When they are Dublin over with laughter!
Q. What does a surprised iceberg say?
A. "Goodness Glacius!"
Q. What way do the cows like to go?
A. The milky way!
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Q. How do you spell mousetrap with ONLY three letters?
Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Q. What did the sea say to the shore?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q. Why do mushrooms like to tell jokes?
A. Because they're a fungi!
Q. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
Q. A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed for 3 days and left on Friday. How did he do it?
A. His horse's name was Friday.
Q. What did the sick freight elevator say?
A. "I think I'm coming down with something."
Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?
A. An egg.
Q. What is white on the outside, green on the inside and hops?
A. A frog sandwich.
Q. There are 3 men on a boat. The boat tips over and only 2 men get their hair wet. How is that possible?
A. One is bald.
Q. How come a cheetah can't play hide and seek?
A. Because he's already been spotted.
Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence.
Q. Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?
A. Times Square.
Q. Why was the girl staring at the juice box?
A. Because it said: "Concentrate."
Q. What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
A. A runny bunny.
Q. Where does the word done come before start?
A. In the dictionary!
Q. What is yours but your friends use more than you?
A. Your name!
Q. What is the biggest word in the world?
A. Smiles. There is a mile in between each S.
Q. Why did the bee get married?
A. Because she found her honey.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was getting tired of just standing there!
Q. Why did Batman cross his legs?
A. He had to go to the BATroom!
Q. Which restaurants are good at math?
Q. Why did the horse cross the road?
A. To get to the other NEIGH-bourhood.
Q. What do you get when you cross a bird, a car, and a dog?
A. A flying carpet.
Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
Q. What has words but never speaks?
A. A book.
Q. What do you call an angry polar bear?
A. Nothing, just run.
Q. Why did the farmer let his cows eat the tall grass?
A. Because it needed to get moooed! (Mowed)
Q. What money do dogs and cats have?
A. Kitty cash and doggy dollars.
Q. Why is U the happiest letter?
A. Because it is in the middle of fun
Q. What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters?
Q. I am tall when I am young and short when I am old. What am I?
A. A candle.
Q. What did the scientist say to the hydrogen atom that claimed it lost an electron?
A. "Are you positive?"
Q. How is bubble gum similar to a Wookie?
A. It's Chewy.
Q. What letter is a European bird?
Q. What is the smartest city in America?
A. Alabama because it has four A's and one B!
Q. If a man was born in Spain, raised in Russia, grew old in Greece and died in America, what is he?
Q. Why did the girl jump up and down before taking her medicine?
A. Because the label said: Shake well before using!
Q. What is green and hangs off trees?
A. Giraffe snot.
Q. Did you hear what happened down at the fish shop?
A. The fish got battered!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because he was tired of living beside KFC!
Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!
Q. Why don't football players get hot?
A. Because of all their fans!
Q. What call for help, when written in capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?
Q. What do cows like to put on their sandwiches?
Q. How much is the moon worth?
A. One dollar, because it has four quarters.
Q. A rabbit hops by IHOP. He looks at the sign. What does he say?
A. "Big deal, so do I."
Q. How do you wrap a cloud?
A. With a rainbow.
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a camel?
A. A lumpy milkshake!
Q. What do you call a deer that makes money?
A. A buck!
Q. What did the fish say to the other fish?
A. "(O)(o)(O)(o)(O)" (Hello)
Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at the front door?
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!
Q. Why don't ducks tell jokes when they are flying?
A. Because they just might quack up.
Q. What way are the letter A and noon alike?
A. Both of them are in the middle of the day.
Q. What is a dentist's favourite game?
A. Tooth or Dare!
Q. What did the candle say to the other candle?
A. "Are you going out tonight?"
Q. Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A. Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
Q. Why did the willow weep?
A. Because it saw the water fall (waterfall).
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
A. To get a spare rib .
Q. Why did the boy take a packet of oats with him to bed?
A. To feed his nightMARE!
Q. Why can't a leopard hide?
A. Because he's always spotted!
Q. Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?
A. Counterfeit money.
Q. What is a crate's favorite sport?
Q. What do you call a dog who wins a race?
A. A weiner.
Q. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the ark with him?
A. None, it was Noah's ark.
Q. What does an orange do when it takes a test?
A. It concentrates!
Q. What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for school?
Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.
Q. Paul is six feet tall. He is an assistant in a butcher shop. He wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs!
Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.
Q. The more you take of these, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Q. What is a mouth that won't shut up?
A. A blabber mouth.
Q. Why did the firefighter put his belt on?
A. To hold his pants up!
Q. What did the judge say when the skunk entered the court?
A. "Odor in the court!"
Q. Why did the rancher name his ranch "Peanut Butter"?
A. It was a great spread.
Q. Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
A. Because he saw the salad dressing.
Q. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A. "You're way too young to smoke."
Q. What do you call a polar bear in the desert?
Q. Why did the dog stay out of the sun?
A. So he wouldn't be a hotdog.
Q. Why did the TV go out with the heater?
A. Because he thought she was hot!
Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!
Q. What is a snake's favourite subject?
Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because he had no guts.
Q. You have a candle, a stove, and a fireplace and a match. Which one would you light first?
A. The match!
Q. Why doesn't a bald man need any keys?
A. Because he doesn't have any locks!
Q. What do you call a smart pig?
Q. Which nail does a carpenter hate to hit?
A. A thumbnail.
Q. What garden has the most vegetables?
A. Flash garden!
Q. What are the strongest animals in the ocean?
Q. Why is the letter B so cool?
A. Because it is in between A C!
Q. Why do gorillas have broad fingers?
A. Because they have large nostrils.
Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.
Q. There are two dads and two sons that went fishing. Everyone caught a fish, but only three fish were caught. How is this possible?
A. There was a grandfather, a dad and a son.
Q. What do get when you cross one principal with another principal?
A. I wouldn't do it, principals don't like to be crossed!
Q. Why was the elephant afraid of the computer store?
A. Because they sold the world's best mice.
Q. What game do tornados play?
Q. Why do hair dressers always get places faster?
A. Because they know all the short cuts.
Q. What's black and white and red all over?
A. A sunburned zebra!
Q. Does France have a fourth of July?
A. Of course they do.
Q. What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
Q. Which day is mostly avoided by fish?
Q. Which is the loudest vowel?
A. The letter I. It is always in the midst of noise
Q. What dog loves to take a shower?
A. A shamPOODLE.
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