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Q. What do people have in common with a math book?
A. We've all got a lot of problems!
Q. Who was the first deer in space?
A. Buck Rogers.
Q. Which letter of the alphabet keeps us waiting?
A. Q. (queue)
Q. Why did the Advil go to jail?
A. Because it was a pain killer.
Q. What is the best way to catch a squirrel?
A. Act like a nut.
Q. What do cheerleaders drink?
A. Root beer.
Q. What time do you go to the dentist?
A. Tooth hurty!
Q. Why isn't your nose 12 inches long?
A. Because it would be a foot.
Q. What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?
A. Time to buy a new clock.
Q. What do you call a dentist in the army?
A. A drill sergeant.
Q. What happens if Peter Pan punches you?
A. You Neverland!
Q. There are 3 men on a boat. The boat tips over and only 2 men get their hair wet. How is that possible?
A. One is bald.
Q. Three ladies are under a small umbrella. None of them got wet. How did they do it?
A. It wasn't raining!
Q. Why is the letter T like an island?
A. Because it is in the middle of waTer.
Q. What is a shark's favourite food?
A. Fish and ships.
Q. What do a duck and a tricycle have in common?
A. They both have a steering wheel, except for the duck.
Q. Why was the computer late to work?
A. He had a hard-drive.
Q. What kind of car does Humpty Dumpty drive?
A. A Yolks Wagon!
Q. What language does a billboard speak?
A. Sign language.
Q. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the ark with him?
A. None, it was Noah's ark.
Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!
Q. What did the bread say to the knife?
A. "Don't try to butter me up."
Q. What do dogs and trees have in common?
Q. What does a phone eat?
Q. What is the fastest country in the world?
Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. "I lava you!"
Q. What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
A. "You can count on me!"
Q. Why did the cow want some cheese?
A. Because it's MOOlicious!
Q. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A. "Bee-hive yourself!"
Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!
Q. What lies in a pram and wobbles?
A. A jelly baby!
Q. What do you call fish with no eyes?
Q. Why did the duck cross the road?
A. Because it thought it was a chicken.
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
Q. What animal is NOT allowed to play in games or contests?
A. Cheetahs (cheaters)
Q. What did the cat need when it was having trouble seeing?
A. A PURRscription!
Q. Why is England the wettest country?
A. Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Q. What do you get when you cross a bird, a car, and a dog?
A. A flying carpet.
Q. What do you need if you see a kangaroo 20 miles away?
A. I don't know, but you sure don't need glasses.
Q. Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
A. To get to the pot of gold.
Q. What does a tree drink?
A. Root beer!
Q. What card game do artists like to play?
A. Draw poker.
Q. How do you know when a dumb person has been on the computer?
A. There's white-out all over the screen.
Q. What do babies and basketball players have in common?
A. They dribble.
Q. Did you hear about the kidnapping?
A. He finally woke up!
Q. What kind of bats swing upside down?
Q. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A. A pouch potato.
Q. What do clothes and airplanes have in common?
Q. Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
A. Because their feet stink.
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. A penguin doing 100 push ups.
Q. Why did the policeman stay in bed?
A. Because he was an undercover cop.
Q. What do you get when you mix a German Shepard and a giraffe?
A. A watch dog for the fifteenth floor!
Q. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A. Pork Chop!
Q. What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for school?
Q. What did the hat say to the scarf?
A. "You can hang around. I'll just go on a head!"
Q. There was a train with passengers inside. Suddenly the train crashed, where would the survivors be buried?
A. No where, they are the survivors!
Q. What do you call a bear with no ears?
Q. Imagine you are in a metal box. There is no way of getting out. You have no tools or food. How do you get out and survive?
A. You stop imagining!
Q. What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like?
Q. What goes up when the rain comes down?
A. An umbrella!
Q. What did the plow say to the tractor?
A. "Pull me a little closer, John Deere."
Q. Why did the cookie cry?
A. Because his mother was a wafer too long!
Q. What has four wheels and flies?
A. Garbage truck!
Q. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?
A. Nothing, they just waved!
Q. How do you stop a mouse from squealing?
A. Oil it.
Q. How do you wrap a cloud?
A. With a rainbow.
Q. What disappears when you stand up?
A. Your lap!
Q. What goes around the world but stays in one place?
A. A stamp.
Q. If a red house is made out of red brick, and a blue house is made of blue bricks what is a green house made of?
Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.
Q. Why did the girl take a ladder to school?
A. Because she thought it was a high school.
Q. Why did the nose cross the street?
A. He was getting picked on!
Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!
Q. Why couldn't the girl dial 911?
A. She couldn't find the 11.
Q. What is brown, has a tail and a head, but no legs?
A. A penny!
Q. What gets wetter as it dries?
A. A towel!
Q. Which country is the slipperiest?
Q. Why is Cinderella a bad football player?
A. Because she has a pumpkin as a coach!
Q. Why are ghosts always hungry?
A. Because the food goes right through them!
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
Q. How do you keep someone in suspense?
A. I'll tell you tomorrow.
Q. Why did the teacher draw on the window?
A. Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!
Q. What starts and ends with an O and has hi in the middle?
Q. What do you get with a kangoroo and a snake?
A. A jump rope.
Q. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and put the elephant in and then close the door.
Q. What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
A. "I never sausage a place"
Q. Mary and John were sitting in the family room one night. John was watching TV and Mary was reading a book. All of a sudden the power went out, so John decided to go to bed, but Mary kept on reading without any artificial light. How is this possible?
A. Mary was blind and was reading braile!
Q. What time does a duck wake up?
A. At the QUACK of dawn.
Q. How do you get rid of a boomerang?
A. Throw it down a one way street!
Q. What is in fingers, toolboxes and snails?
Q. Imagine you are in a boat. You were being circled by sharks. One shark is about to bite you. What should you do?
A. Stop imagining!
Q. Why did Goofy take a ladder to school?
A. Because he wanted to get to high school.
Q. Why was Cinderella thrown off the football team?
A. Because she ran away from the ball!
Q. What kind of bird uses ink to write?
A. A PEN-guin!
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.
Q. Why did the newspaper blush?
A. Because he saw the comic strip.
Q. Where do pirates like to eat?
Q. Where did the boy take his pet pig to?
A. The Ham-usement park!
Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!
Q. Why did the silly electrician jump over the clock?
A. So he could get some overtime!
Q. How do you spell mousetrap with ONLY three letters?
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Q. What do you call a bear who forgot his socks?
Q. There is a black house, grey house, red house, yellow house, green house and brown house. What colour house does President Obama live in?
A. The White House!
Q. A tomato, a cabbage and a hose were in a race. The tomato was red and the cabbage was a vegetable. Who won?
A. The hose was running, the cabbage was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Q. Why was the rope late for dinner?
A. It got tied up at the office.
Q. Why was the coach mad?
A. Because he wanted his quarterback.
Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.
Q. What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you berry much."
Q. Who in the solar system has the most loose change?
A. The moon, it keeps changing quarters.
Q. What jumps higher than a building?
A. Everything, buildings don't jump.
Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
A. Because he wasn't peeling well!
Q. How do you catch a rabbit?
A. Make a noise like a carrot.
Q. Why is history the sweetest lesson?
A. Because it is full of dates.
Q. I'm at the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space. I'm at the beginning of every end and the end of every place. What am I?
A. The letter E!
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. CELL phones.
Q. Why did Daniel go to the top of the school?
A. Because he wanted to go to high school.
Q. What are the strongest animals in the ocean?
Q. What sickness can fly?
A. The flu!
Q. What does an orange do when it takes a test?
A. It concentrates!
Q. What is always blue (sad) but always smiles?
A. A smurf.
Q. Why did the whale laugh?
A. Because he saw the sea's bottom.
Q. What disappears when you turn the light on?
A. The dark!
Q. Why do teachers give you homework?
A. Just to annoy you.
Q. What cat likes living in water?
A. An octoPUSS!
Q. What's the biggest type of moth?
A. A mammoth.
Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A BULL-dozer.
Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!
Q. What type of queue do dolls like best?
A. A BBQ.
Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!
Q. What kind of teacher passes gas?
A. A tutor!
Q. What did the dragon say after laying 50 eggs?
A. "I'm EGGShausted!"
Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.
Q. What vegetables can't you take on a boat?
Q. What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?
Q. What kind of chickens lay golden eggs?
A. Golden Chicks!
Q. Why did the cow pack his bags?
A. Because he was MOOving!
Q. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.
Q. What happens when an Egyptian prince's daddy dies?
A. His daddy becomes a mummy.
Q. What did Sergeant Peanut Butter shout to his jelly police officers?
A. "Spread out, men!"
Q. Why is the ocean always grumpy?
A. You'd be grumpy too if you had crabs on your bottom!
Q. How do you communicate with a fish?
A. Drop it a line.
Q. What has a head and a tail but no body?
A. A coin?
Q. Do sharks like to act in movies?
A. Only if they get the big, juicy parts.
Q. Why didn't the moon finish his meal?
A. It was full.
Q. What do you call a cow who learns how to belly dance?
A. A milkshake!
Q. Why did the dalmation go to the eye doctor?
A. Because he kept seeing spots.
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