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500+ Funny Riddles with Answers for Kids

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Riddles

Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!

Q. Which mountain has never been climbed?
A. Mountain Dew!

Q. Why is there no air in space?
A. Because the Milky Way would go bad.

Q. Why is the White House spotless?
A. Because it lives in WASHington!

Q. What does Frankenstein's wife wear on her face to keep it smooth?
A. MONSTERizer!

Q. Does France have a fourth of July?
A. Of course they do.

Q. Mary's mum had three children. One was called April, the second was May. What was the name of the last one?
A. Mary!

Q. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A. "Bee-hive yourself!"

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
A. "Thank you, I will never part with it."

Q. Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A. Because it's too far to walk!

Q. How can a rose ride a bike?
A. It uses its petals!

Q. What stands in the middle of an ocean?
A. The letter E!

Q. What is big, brown, black, hairy, has 5 eyes, sharp teeth and big claws, and eats human flesh?
A. I don't know either, but if you see one, you better run!

Q. Why did the bank robber take a bath?
A. So he could make a clean getaway.

Q. What has a head and a tail but no body?
A. A coin?

Q. What is Santa's favorite snack?
A. Ho, hos!

Q. Why did the boy study on an airplane?
A. He wanted to get a higher education.

Q. What do you call someone with 4 eyes, 3 noses, 6 arms, 4 legs and 8 ears?
A. Ugly.

Q. How much is the moon worth?
A. One dollar, because it has four quarters.

Q. What is Barbie's favorite state?
A. KENtucky!

Q. What is a 3 letter word that gets bigger when you add 3 letters?
A. Big!

Q. What's big, grey and has red spots?
A. An elephant with chicken pox!

Q. What did the 0 say to the 8?
A. "Nice belt."

Q. Where do fish keep their money?
A. In the riverbank.

Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.

Q. I am found on land and in the sea but I don't walk or swim. I travel by foot but I'm toeless. No matter where I go I'm never far from home. Who am I?
A. A snail.

Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!

Q. How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat of your car?
A. Have him sit in front with you.

Q. What does an orange do when it takes a test?
A. It concentrates!

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes!

Q. What has hands but no arms?
A. A clock.

Q. What goes up and down but never moves?
A. The stairs!

Q. What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat?
A. The Milky Baa-r kid.

Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!

Q. What word, if spelled right is wrong and spelled wrong is right?
A. Wrong!

Q. What does the sun skate on?
A. Solarblades!

Q. What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?
A. The number nine.

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Q. What bird is always sad?
A. A blue-bird.

Q. Tall in the morning, short at noon, gone at night but I'll be back soon. What am I?
A. A shadow!

Q. What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
A. "You can count on me!"

Q. If you have a referee in football and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
A. Goldfish.

Q. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A. A dog a sore!

Q. Why didn't the squirrel cross the telephone wire?
A. Because the line was busy.

Q. The more you take of these, the more you leave behind. What are they?
A. Footsteps!

Q. What gate can't you enter?
A. Colgate!

Q. Where does the rifle go?
A. To the Rifle Tower!

Q. What loses its head every day and gets it back every night?
A. A pillow.

Q. What is the British Secret Service's best yellow-haired spy?
A. James Blonde!

Q. What happens when an Egyptian prince's daddy dies?
A. His daddy becomes a mummy.

Q. What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
A. Reality.

Q. What has lots of teeth but can't chew a thing?
A. A comb!

Q. What did the zero say to the eight?
A. "Oh, I like your belt!"

Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A. "You look flushed."

Q. Why did the duck cross the road?
A. Because it thought it was a chicken.

Q. There was no moon and a black car with no headlights was driving on a black road. On the black road there was a black dog. The car avoided the dog. How is this possible?
A. It was daytime.

Q. What call for help, when written in capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?
A. SOS.

Q. How do you make an octopus laugh?
A. Ten Tickles (Tentacles)!

Q. Why do cows wear bells?
A. Because their horns don't work!

Q. A rabbit hops by IHOP. He looks at the sign. What does he say?
A. "Big deal, so do I."

Q. Which tree doesn't play checkers?
A. The Chestnut.

Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Are you my mommy?"

Q. Why were the police suspicious of the window drapes?
A. They were shady.

Q. If you know me you will want to share me, but if you share me I will be gone. What am I?
A. A secret.

Q. What did the student say to the math worksheet?
A. I'm not a therapist, solve your own problems!

Q. What pet does everybody have?
A. A carPET!

Q. What is the hardest thing to hold that even the strongest person in the world has difficulty with?
A. Your breath.

Q. How many letters are in envelope?
A. One.

Q. What did the bully have for lunch?
A. He had a knuckle sandwich!

Q. What is a dog that sneezes?
A. Achoowawa!

Q. What kind of bagel can fly?
A. A plain bagel.

Q. Why did the mattress go the doctor?
A. It had spring fever.

Q. How come a cheetah can't play hide and seek?
A. Because he's already been spotted.

Q. Which letter of the alphabet keeps us waiting?
A. Q. (queue)

Q. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. Finding half a worm in your apple.

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