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Q. Why is the ice rink so cold?
A. There are a lot of fans there.
Q. Which restaurants are good at math?
Q. Why was the dog sitting next to the fire?
A. He was a hotdog!
Q. What do you call a giant with carrots in his ears?
A. Anything you want, he can't hear you!
Q. What did the creek say to the brook?
A. "Stop babbling!"
Q. What has words but never speaks?
A. A book.
Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.
Q. What is a crate's favorite sport?
Q. Why would it be silly to send a letter to Washington?
A. Because he is dead.
Q. What can you break without touching it?
A. Someone's heart.
Q. What did the 0 say to the 8?
A. "Nice belt."
Q. What goes through towns and hills but never moves?
Q. What do you get with a kangoroo and a snake?
A. A jump rope.
Q. Why did the bee feel cold?
A. Because it is in the middle of A and C.
Q. What did Sergeant Peanut Butter shout to his jelly police officers?
A. "Spread out, men!"
Q. What is the difference between a worn out runner and a worn out vet?
A. One's dog tired and the other is tired of dogs.
Q. How do you communicate with a fish?
A. Drop it a line.
Q. What begins and ends with e but only has one letter?
A. An envelope.
Q. What kind of animals do clocks have?
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
Q. What do you call a person who operates an armored car?
A. A safe driver.
Q. What does a cow grow on its face?
A. A MOOstache.
Q. What do get when you cross one principal with another principal?
A. I wouldn't do it, principals don't like to be crossed!
Q. What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?
A. The number nine.
Q. Where do fish keep their money?
A. In the riverbank.
Q. What is the hardest thing to hold that even the strongest person in the world has difficulty with?
A. Your breath.
Q. Why did the TV go out with the heater?
A. Because he thought she was hot!
Q. Why did the goose cross the road?
A. He didn't want to be called a chicken!
Q. Why did the orange lose the race?
A. Because it ran out of juice.
Q. Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pit stops during the race?
A. He was asking for directions!
Q. Why was the elephant afraid of the computer store?
A. Because they sold the world's best mice.
Q. Why is the letter T like an island?
A. Because it is in the middle of waTer.
Q. Why did the turtle cross the street?
A. To get to the Shell station.
Q. What did the magazine say to the pencil?
A. "You are looking very sharp today."
Q. What do frogs drink?
Q. What can fill up the the room but takes no space?
Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.
Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!
Q. What kind of car does Humpty Dumpty drive?
A. A Yolks Wagon!
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat?
A. The Milky Baa-r kid.
Q. What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
A. "You can count on me!"
Q. How do you know when a dumb person has been on the computer?
A. There's white-out all over the screen.
Q. Can February March?
A. No, but April May.
Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
Q. What's a monster's favourite game?
A. Swallow the Leader!
Q. Why couldn't the bike stand up on it's own?
A. Because it was two-tired!
Q. What do you call an angry polar bear?
A. Nothing, just run.
Q. What do you call a dog who wins a race?
A. A weiner.
Q. What has 3 feet but cannot walk?
A. A yardstick!
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
Q. Why did the picture go to jail?
A. He got framed.
Q. What happens when you throw a purple rock into a yellow stream?
A. It makes a splash.
Q. What is the only question you can never answer honestly with a yes?
A. "Are you asleep?"
Q. What is a porcupine's favourite game?
Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A. "You look flushed."
Q. Where did the boy take his pet pig to?
A. The Ham-usement park!
Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!
Q. In a green house lives a green man and in the pink house lives a pink man. Who lives in the white house?
A. The president.
Q. Why were the police suspicious of the window drapes?
A. They were shady.
Q. How many letters are in the alphabet?
A. 11, T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Q. How do you make cool music?
A. Put your CD's in the fridge.
Q. What did the plate say to the other plate?
A. "Food's on me tonight!"
Q. What question can a person ask all day long, getting a different answer each time, yet all the answers are correct?
A. What time is it?
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
A. To get a spare rib .
Q. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?
A. Nothing, they just waved!
Q. It is greater than God and more evil than devil. The poor have it. The rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?
Q. What is green and hangs off trees?
A. Giraffe snot.
Q. What do you say in the evening to a soldier in shining armor?
A. Night, night, Knight.
Q. Why is there no air in space?
A. Because the Milky Way would go bad.
Q. What do you get when you mix a German Shepard and a giraffe?
A. A watch dog for the fifteenth floor!
Q. Why did the camper bring a baseball player to camp?
A. To pitch the tent.
Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q. What is the biggest word in the world?
A. Smiles. There is a mile in between each S.
Q. Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
A. To the reTAIL store.
Q. What call for help, when written in capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?
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