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Q. Why did the rancher name his ranch "Peanut Butter"?
A. It was a great spread.
Q. Are you a triangle?
A. 'Cause you sure are acute! ;)
Q. How many sides does a circle have?
A. Two, inside and out.
Q. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A. A woolly jumper!
Q. What do you get when you cross a monkey and a pansy?
A. A chimpansy.
Q. How can a rose ride a bike?
A. It uses its petals!
Q. The person who makes it sells it, the person who buys it never uses it, the person who is in it doesn't know it, what is it?
A. A coffin.
Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q. If I did this equation, 23x45+27x99= What answer would I get?
A. A very big number!
Q. Why did the farmer let his cows eat the tall grass?
A. Because it needed to get moooed! (Mowed)
Q. What's black, white and blue all over?
A. A cold zebra.
Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!
Q. What do you call someone with 4 eyes, 3 noses, 6 arms, 4 legs and 8 ears?
Q. What's a cat's favourite magazine?
A. A CAT-alogue.
Q. Why are rivers so rich?
A. Because they have 2 banks.
Q. In what way can the letter A help a deaf lady?
A. It can make her hear.
Q. What's black and white and red all over?
A. A sunburned zebra!
Q. What state can you drink?
Q. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECK!
Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they are always a little short!
Q. Why did the nose cross the street?
A. He was getting picked on!
Q. What did the judge say when the skunk got off the stage?
A. "You stink!"
Q. If you have three 7 foot long ropes, how many feet do you have?
A. You have two feet!
Q. It is greater than God and more evil than devil. The poor have it. The rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?
Q. What has a ring but no finger?
A. A telephone!
Q. Why couldn't the eight year old get into the pirate movie?
A. Because it was rated ARRRR!
Q. What is in and out, big and small, short and tall, up and down, and all around?
A. Life and time.
Q. What do you call an ant who studies accounts?
A. An accountANT.
Q. Why was the computer late to work?
A. He had a hard-drive.
Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at the front door?
Q. There was a little moron and a big moron sitting on the edge of a bridge. The big moron fell off but the little one didn't, how come?
A. He was a little more on!
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a camel?
A. A lumpy milkshake!
Q. Why is England the wettest country?
A. Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Q. What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
A. "Me ow!"
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Are you my mommy?"
Q. What money do dogs and cats have?
A. Kitty cash and doggy dollars.
Q. What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
A. "I never sausage a place"
Q. What do you call a flying jelly?
A. A jelly copter.
Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!
Q. Where do bees go after they are married?
A. On their HONEY-moon!
Q. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?
A. He had no body to dance with!
Q. Where did the hamburgers go?
A. To the Meat Ball!
Q. Why don't penguins live in Britain?
A. Because they're scared of Wales!
Q. What did the sea say to the shore?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q. There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
A. A watermelon!
Q. How do you stop a mouse from squealing?
A. Oil it.
Q. What bow can't be tied?
A. A rainbow.
Q. Why did the girl take a ladder to school?
A. Because she thought it was a high school.
Q. Why do mushrooms like to tell jokes?
A. Because they're a fungi!
Q. Why was the pencil crying?
A. Because he was POINTLESS!
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow with a smurf?
A. Blue cheese!
Q. What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a
four leaf clover?
A. A rash of good luck!
Q. Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
A. Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall down!
Q. Did you hear about the man who got his left arm cut off?
A. He's all right now.
Q. What goes through towns and hills but never moves?
Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!
Q. Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon?
A. Because it was full.
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q. Why was the clock in the cafeteria always slow?
A. Because every lunch it went back four seconds!
Q. What kind of monkey can fly?
A. A hot air BABOON!
Q. What always runs, never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but doesn't sleep, has a mouth but never eats?
A. A river!
Q. Why was the Egyptian confused?
A. Because someone told him his daddy was a mummy!
Q. What would we do if we found bad plants spoiling our lawn?
A. We'd weed.
Q. What do get when you cross one principal with another principal?
A. I wouldn't do it, principals don't like to be crossed!
Q. Why did the fish tell excuses?
A. To get off the hook!
Q. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A. A dino-snore!
Q. What did the tie say to the hat?
A. "You go on a head and I'll hang around here."
Q. Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?
A. A sock hop.
Q. What disappears when you stand up?
A. Your lap!
Q. If you know me you will want to share me, but if you share me I will be gone. What am I?
A. A secret.
Q. What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A. A fur ball.
Q. What is brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
Q. A skunk, a frog and a duck wanted to go to the movies. The movies cost a dollar, which animal got to go?
A. The frog because it was the only one with a greenback.
Q. What do they serve for lunch at karate camp?
A. Kung Food!
Q. What do you call a potato that was crushed?
Q. Where won't you find a dog shopping?
A. At the flea market!
Q. Why did the girl bring a ruler to bed with her?
A. She wanted to see how long she slept.
Q. What relatives are dependent on U?
A. Aunt, uncle, cousin. They all need U.
Q. Which country is the slipperiest?
Q. What is smaller then a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee.
Q. Why did the man go off the cliff with his truck?
A. He wanted to test his air brakes.
Q. Why don't ducks tell jokes when they are flying?
A. Because they just might quack up.
Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!
Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A. Jurassic Pork.
Q. What tree do fingers grow off of?
A. A palm tree!
Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.
Q. What kind of doctor never works but is very popular around the world?
A. Dr. Pepper (the soda).
Q. What did the paint give the wall on their first anniversary?
A. A new coat.
Q. Why do gorillas have broad fingers?
A. Because they have large nostrils.
Q. What did the baseball say to the cake batter?
A. "Batter up."
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
Q. What kind of motorcycle does a pig drive?
A. A hog!
Q. Which fish costs the most?
A. A gold fish!
Q. What did the creek say to the brook?
A. "Stop babbling!"
Q. Which letter comes once in a minute, twice in a millennium but never in thousand years?
A. The letter M.
Q. What does a polar bear use to keep his head warm?
A. A polar ice cap.
Q. What's tasty but dangerous?
A. A mouse trap.
Q. Why don't football players get hot?
A. Because of all their fans!
Q. What fish will a greedy fisher catch?
Q. Why do cows wear bells?
A. Because their horns don't work!
Q. What is a mouth that won't shut up?
A. A blabber mouth.
Q. What's the difference between a dirty dime and a clean nickel?
A. 5 cents.
Q. What kind of bird uses ink to write?
A. A PEN-guin!
Q. What fish can help you build a house?
A. A hammerhead shark.
Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
A. It's not right.
Q. What is a TV's favorite thing to do at the the beach?
A. Channel surf.
Q. Why was Dracula put in jail?
A. He tried to rob a blood bank.
Q. What room can't ghosts go in?
A. The LIVING room!
Q. What do cows like to put on their sandwiches?
Q. What happens if Peter Pan punches you?
A. You Neverland!
Q. Why is the letter T like an island?
A. Because it is in the middle of waTer.
Q. Which nail does a carpenter hate to hit?
A. A thumbnail.
Q. What is brown, has a tail and a head, but no legs?
A. A penny!
Q. What do you call a football team with pigs?
A. Queens Pork Rangers.
Q. What can you break without touching it?
A. Someone's heart.
Q. What does the pink panther do with his camera?
A. He takes PINKtures!
Q. As I get older, I become shorter. What am I?
A. A pencil!
Q. What does not ask questions but must be answered?
A. A doorbell.
Q. If athletes get athletes foot then what do astronauts get?
Q. Why was Cinderella thrown off the football team?
A. Because she ran away from the ball!
Q. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. Finding half a worm in your apple.
Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.
Q. How come my uncle does not brush his hair?
A. Because he is bald.
Q. Where do oak trees come from?
Q. What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
A. "I love BOO!"
Q. Why did the surfer wear a baseball mitt?
A. He wanted to catch a wave.
Q. What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A. "I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."
Q. A women shot her husband, put him under water for 5 minutes, and then hung him. Later, they went out to dinner. How did he survive, and then go out to dinner?
A. She was a photographer!
Q. How do you make varnish disappear?
A. Take away the R!
Q. Why did the students study in the aeroplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.
Q. Why can't you do a math test in the jungle?
A. There are too many cheetahs!
Q. Imagine you are in a metal box. There is no way of getting out. You have no tools or food. How do you get out and survive?
A. You stop imagining!
Q. Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window?
A. He wanted to see time fly!
Q. What did the cab driver wear to the ball?
A. A TAXIdo!
Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"
Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a hole in one!
Q. Why didn't the Dallas Cowboys want to beat the Denver Broncos in a game?
A. Because they needed a ride home!
Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!
Q. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A. "You're way too young to smoke."
Q. What is red and has fangs?
A. An apple. I lied about the fangs!
Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
Q. What has a tongue but can't talk?
A. A shoe!
Q. What do you say in the evening to a soldier in shining armor?
A. Night, night, Knight.
Q. Why did the coach go to the bank?
A. To get his quarterback.
Q. What did one cliff say to the other cliff?
A. "Don't try to bluff me."
Q. Which wolf got lost in the woods?
A. The WHEREwolf.
Q. What object is king of the classroom?
A. The ruler!
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