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Outer Space Jokes for Kids

Read our collection of outer space jokes for kids! All our jokes and riddles have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Share them with your kids and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. Out of this world funny jokes and riddles for kids by kids.

Read our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes! Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you and your kids laugh out loud! :D

Funny Space and Alien Jokes for kids by kids!

Riddles

Q. What do you do when you see a spaceman?
A. Park in it!

Q. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A. A rocket chip!

Q. How do you know when the moon has had enought to eat?
A. When it's full!

Q. What is an alien's favorite place on a computer?
A. The space bar!

Q. Why did the alien throw beef on the asteroid?
A. He wanted it a little meteor!

Q. What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route?
A. R2 detour!

Q. Who in the solar system has the most loose change?
A. The moon, it keeps changing quarters.

Q. What school do planets and stars go to to study?
A. UNIVERSity!

Q. What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?
A. "Time to get your booster shot!"

Q. What is an alien's favorite candy bar?
A. A Mars Bar!

Q. Why is there no air in space?
A. Because the Milky Way would go bad.

Q. What Jedi can you eat?
A. Obi Wan Cannoli!

Q. What should you do when you see a green alien?
A. Wait until it's ripe!

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Q. How much is the moon worth?
A. One dollar, because it has four quarters.

Q. What planet is full of cows?
A. The MOOn!

Q. What did the astronaut say when he saw bones on the moon?
A. "Obviously the cow didn't make it."

Q. Who was the first deer in space?
A. Buck Rogers.

Q. How do the aliens get their baby to sleep?
A. They ROCKET!

Q. Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
A. To find Pluto.

Q. How do you organize a space party?
A. You planet!

Q. What do you give an alien?
A. Some space!

Q. What is a light year?
A. The same as a regular year, but with fewer calories.

Q. What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
A. The space bar!

Q. What holds the moon up?
A. Moon beams!

Q. What do you get when you cross a lamb and a rocket?
A. A space sheep!

Q. If athletes get athletes foot then what do astronauts get?
A. Missle-toe.

Jokes

The moon goes to the hair dresser. The moon sits down and the sun comes to do his hair. The sun says to the moon, "Before I start on your hair, do you have any-clips?"
 

There were 3 people and they were all bragging about their country. The first person says, "We were the first in space!"
And the second responds, "Well, we were first on the moon! Beat that!"
So the third person says, "Well, that's nothing. Me and my crew are going to the sun!"
"How are you gonna do that?" said the other two.
"Well duh! We are gonna go at night!"
 

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