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Read our collection of laugh out loud, funny, up-beat, music jokes for kids! All our jokes and riddles have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Share them with your kids and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. Music jokes and riddles for kids by kids.

Read our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes! Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you and your kids laugh out loud! :D

Funny music jokes for kids by kids!

Riddles

Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.

Q. What's a cat's favorite subject in school?
A. MEWsic!

Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.

Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.

Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!

Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!

Q. Which elf was the best singer?
A. ELFis Presley.

Q. What do you call an animal who tries to be a pop star?
A. Justin BEAVER!

Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!

Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.

Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.

Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Q. Why was the horse unable to get into the antelopes' music club?
A. He had no horns!

Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
A. Fo'drizzle!

Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
A. Rap!

Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!

Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A. Poker Face!

Q. What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
A. The neck.

Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A. A broken drum, you cant beat it!

Q. What is the most musical part of your body?
A. Your nose, you can blow it and pick it.

Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!

Q. What has a neck but no head?
A. A bass.

Q. It is not our enemy, yet we still beat it. What is it?
A. A drum.

Q. How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
A. Poker face!

Q. What song do tornados like?
A. The Twist.

Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.

Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
A. Anti-BACH-terial.

Q. What kind of music do bunnies like?
A. Hip Hop.

Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.

Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A. Ban-ana-na!

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jamaica
Jamaica who?
Jamaica great keyboard player!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sing
Sing who?
Whoooooo!

Jokes

The orchestra had finished their practice for the night and the conductor said,"Good night everyone!" The next morning at practice he said, "Cello everyone!"
 

If Rhianna is the only girl in the world, why am I here.....
 

Two girls are distracted by another girl singing terribly, so they said, "You should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away from here!"
 

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
Doctor: Yes, of course.
Patient: Great! I never could before!
 

A man walks into a computer store.

Store Owner: Hello sir! Welcome to The Computer store!
Man: I would like to buy a computer that sings really well.
Owner: Well, we have Macs.
Man: No, no.
Owner: Would you like to look at our PC collection?
Man: Okay.
Owner: How about you buy a dell? (Adele)
Man: NOW THAT'S A SINGING COMPUTER!
 

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says, "I have an amazing talent. I know almost every song that has ever existed." The rich man laughs. The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong Miller."
The poor man begins, "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Joanna Armstrong Miller, happy birthday to you!"
 

I guess they found a cure for Bieber Fever, because now everyone's got One Direction Infection!
 

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