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Read our collection of laugh out loud, funny, up-beat, music jokes for kids! All our jokes and riddles have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Share them with your kids and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. Music jokes and riddles for kids by kids.

Read our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes! Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you and your kids laugh out loud! :D

Funny music jokes for kids by kids!

Riddles

Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A. Poker Face!

Q. What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
A. Rap!

Q. Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!

Q. What kind of music do stars listen to?
A. The starry blues.

Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!

Q. What type of soap did the composer use?
A. Anti-BACH-terial.

Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.

Q. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
A. Mouse organs.

Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.

Q. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
A. He knew his scales.

Q. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
A. Fo'drizzle!

Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. You take away their chairs!

Q. Why did the kid put his head into the piano?
A. He wanted to play by ear.

Q. How do you make cool music?
A. Put your CD's in the fridge.

Q. What is the most musical part of your body?
A. Your nose, you can blow it and pick it.

Q. What makes songs but never sings?
A. Notes.

Q. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
A. Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!

Q. What's big and grey with horns?
A. An elephant marching band!

Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A. A broken drum, you cant beat it!

Q. Which elf was the best singer?
A. ELFis Presley.

Q. What kind of music do bunnies like?
A. Hip Hop.

Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.

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Q. What do you call a reptile that sings?
A. A RAPtile!

Q. What has a lot of keys but can't open doors?
A. A piano.

Q. Why was the horse unable to get into the antelopes' music club?
A. He had no horns!

Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. They have no organs.

Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. "You are my sunshine!"

Q. What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
A. The neck.

Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.

Q. What do you do when your fish sings flat?
A. Tuna fish!

Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
A. Raw raw raw!

Q. Why couldn't the girl finish her music homework?
A. Because she forgot her notebook!

Q. What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
A. Cool music!

Q. How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
A. Poker face!

Q. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
A. You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!

Q. What song do tornados like?
A. The Twist.

Q. What has a neck but no head?
A. A bass.

Q. It is not our enemy, yet we still beat it. What is it?
A. A drum.

Q. What's a cat's favorite subject in school?
A. MEWsic!

Q. What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
A. Pop!

Q. What do you call an animal who tries to be a pop star?
A. Justin BEAVER!

Q. What did Mr. and Mrs. Drum name their twin sons?
A. Tom Tom.

Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A. Ban-ana-na!

Q. What kind of music does a mountain like?
A. Rock music!

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sing
Sing who?
Whoooooo!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jamaica
Jamaica who?
Jamaica great keyboard player!

Jokes

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says, "I have an amazing talent. I know almost every song that has ever existed." The rich man laughs. The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong Miller."
The poor man begins, "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Joanna Armstrong Miller, happy birthday to you!"
 

The orchestra had finished their practice for the night and the conductor said,"Good night everyone!" The next morning at practice he said, "Cello everyone!"
 

A man walks into a computer store.

Store Owner: Hello sir! Welcome to The Computer store!
Man: I would like to buy a computer that sings really well.
Owner: Well, we have Macs.
Man: No, no.
Owner: Would you like to look at our PC collection?
Man: Okay.
Owner: How about you buy a dell? (Adele)
Man: NOW THAT'S A SINGING COMPUTER!
 

I guess they found a cure for Bieber Fever, because now everyone's got One Direction Infection!
 

Two girls are distracted by another girl singing terribly, so they said, "You should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away from here!"
 

If Rhianna is the only girl in the world, why am I here.....
 

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
Doctor: Yes, of course.
Patient: Great! I never could before!
 

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