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Movie Jokes for Kids

Read our collection of laugh out loud funny movie jokes for kids! All our jokes and riddles have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Share them with your kids and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. Funny movie jokes and riddles for kids by kids.

Read our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes! Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you and your kids laugh out loud! :D

Riddles

Q. How is bubble gum similar to a Wookie?
A. It's Chewy.

Q. What is a cow's favourite movie?
A. Moo-lan.

Q. What movie tells the tale of a pizza maker bitten by an arachnid?
A. Spi-dough Man.

Q. What do you call a super hero who has lost his powers?
A. A super-zero.

Q. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
A. MaliBOO!

Q. What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
A. Fang mail.

Q. Why did the vampire give up acting?
A. Because he couldn't find a part he could sink his teeth into.

Q. What do you call a fat vampire slayer?
A. Puffy!

Q. What is the British Secret Service's best yellow-haired spy?
A. James Blonde!

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Q. What do you call an overweight E.T.?
A. Extra Cholesterol!

Q. What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slow?
A. Mufasa!

Q. What did the Ghost Busters have on their hands?
A. Ghost blisters.

Q. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
A. You Pokemon!

Q. Have you seen the Avengers Movie?
A. Yeah, it was MARVELous!

Q. Why should you never shower with a pokemon?
A. Because they Pikachu (peek at you).

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car?
A. "Robin get in the car!"

Q. What Jedi can you eat?
A. Obi Wan Cannoli!

Q. What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route?
A. R2 detour!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You Know
You Know who?
Exactly. Avada Kedavra, Muggle!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yoda
Yoda who?
Yoda leh ee-hoo!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Maida
Maida who?
Maida force be with you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You know
You know who?
Actually, I prefer to be called Voldy. It sounds much cooler! Don't you think?

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