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Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

200+ Funny Knock Knock jokes for Kids
Read our large collection of funny knock-knock jokes for kids! All our jokes have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Laugh out loud at these clever and silly jokes sent in by kids visiting our playhouse. Share them with your kids, students and friends. Did you know that jokes and riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. We know these jokes will make you laugh out loud! :D

Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Winnie
Winnie who?
Winnie The Pooh!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana split!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cobra
Cobra who?
Go brush your teeth!!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you had a cold.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Twit
Twit who?
Did anyone else hear an owl?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tickle
Tickle who?
Tickle you.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Me
Me who?
Wow! You don't know who you are?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Silence
Silence who?
(Stay quiet)

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Double
Double who?
W!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Didn't mean to scare you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Aliens
Aliens who?
Just how many aliens do you know?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Matthew
Matthew who?
Matthew lace has come undone!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Uriah
Uriah who?
Keep uriah on the ball!

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm Dwowning!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You know
You know who?
Avada Kadavra!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Horton Hears a
Horton Hears a who?
That's my favorite book!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
For
For who?
For the hundredth time it's me Tom. Now open the door!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Shh
Shh who?
Shh yourself. I'm trying to watch a movie!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe
Butch, Jimmy and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a little kiss, and I will Joe home.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Euorupe
Euorupe who?
Euorupe early today!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jamaican
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me crazy!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ivan
Ivan who?
Ivan. You lose!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cereal
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snowbody!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Alaska
Alaska who?
Alaska another question now...
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ohio
Ohio who?
Oh, how are you doing?

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