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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
You never told me you're an owl!Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jamaican
Jamaican who?
Whatcha Jamaican?Knock, knock
Who's there?
Claire
Claire who?
Claire out the room!Knock, knock
Who's there?
Echo
Echo who?
Echo who? Echo who?Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sure would like you to open the door!Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dasum
Dasum who?
Dasum cute dog!Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yo
Yo who?
Yo mama!Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I'm here?!Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo beep, beep!Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Hold on, I have to sneeze!Knock, knock
Who's there?
Twit
Twit who?
Did anyone else hear an owl?Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
AAAHHH. A talking owl!Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tank
Tank who?
You're welcome!Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you had a cold.Knock, knock
Who's there?
G.I.
G.I. who?
G.I. don't know?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Shelby
Shelby who?
She'll be coming around the mountain!Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my carrots!Knock, knock
Who's there?
Silence
Silence who?
(Stay quiet)Knock, knock
Who's there?
Old lady
Old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I like you.Knock, knock
Who's there?
You know
You know who?
Avada Kadavra!Knock, knock
Who's there?
Matthew
Matthew who?
Matthew lace has come undone!Knock, knock
Who's there?
Luvs
Luvs who?
Luvs you!Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter Egg
Easter Egg who?
You crack me up!Knock, knock
Who's there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas let me in now!Knock, knock
Who's there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya pass the milk? I'm thirsty.Knock, knock
Who's there?
Elmo
Elmo who?
You don't know who Elmo is?!Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yo mama
Yo mama who?
Seriously, it's your mama now let me in!Knock, knock
Who's there?
Abe
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.Knock, knock
Who's there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrup...
Arr!
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