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Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Read our large collection of funny knock-knock jokes for kids! All our jokes have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Laugh out loud at these clever and silly jokes sent in by kids visiting our playhouse. Share them with your kids, students and friends. Did you know that jokes and riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. We know these jokes will make you laugh out loud! :D

Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sorry
Sorry who?
Sorry wrong door!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yodel-hee-
Yodel-hee- who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Me
Me who?
Wow! You don't know who you are?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nun
Nun who?
Nun of your business!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You'll
You'll who?
You'll never know until you open the door.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Philip
Philip who?
Philip the car, we're out of gas.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snowbody!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
Nacho momma!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dwain
Dwain who?
Dwain the bathtub, I'm drowning.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lemon
Lemon who?
Lemon know when you want me to say apple again.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Who the one you're talking to?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you had a cold.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Come in...

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ben and Jimmy
Ben and Jimmy who?
Ben down and Jimmy a kiss.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Makeup
Makeup who?
People are trying to make up their minds!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Are you an owl or something!?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Zaire
Zaire who?
Zaire is polluted!

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Elmo
Elmo who?
You don't know who Elmo is?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
G.I.
G.I. who?
G.I. don't know?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Water
Water who?
Water you doing in my house!?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Didn't mean to scare you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
You never told me you're an owl!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Love
Love who?
Don't you love me?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cobra
Cobra who?
Go brush your teeth!!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tickle
Tickle who?
Tickle you.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Silence
Silence who?
(Stay quiet)

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Isabel
Isabel who?
Isabel ringing?!!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you sick of these knock-knock jokes?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you would stop talking.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sure would like you to open the door!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my carrots!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Barbie
Barbie who?
Barbecue!

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