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Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Read our large collection of funny knock-knock jokes for kids! All our jokes have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Laugh out loud at these clever and silly jokes sent in by kids visiting our playhouse. Share them with your kids, students and friends. Did you know that jokes and riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. We know these jokes will make you laugh out loud! :D

Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Kanga
Kanga who?
No, Kangaroo!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You Know
You Know who?
Exactly. Avada Kedavra, Muggle!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Melody
Melody who?
Melody is her name!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mustache
Mustache who?
Sorry, mustache!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Zee
Zee who?
Can't you zee I'm knocking?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter Egg
Easter Egg who?
You crack me up!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bach
Bach who?
Bach, bach I'm a chicken.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel bite you if you don't watch out!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Elmo
Elmo who?
You don't know who Elmo is?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Carrie
Carrie who?
Carrie the shopping in will you? It weighs a ton.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you would stop talking.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Isabel
Isabel who?
Isabel ringing?!!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nun
Nun who?
Nun of your business!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I'm here?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Love
Love who?
Don't you love me?!

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
You'll
You'll who?
You'll never know until you open the door.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yo
Yo who?
Yo mama!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Radio
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Makeup
Makeup who?
People are trying to make up their minds!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yo mama
Yo mama who?
Seriously, it's your mama now let me in!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Who the one you're talking to?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Teresa
Teresa who?
Teresa are green!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Luvs
Luvs who?
Luvs you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
G.I.
G.I. who?
G.I. don't know?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
I am
I am who?
You don't know who you are?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Poll
Poll who?
Police!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you gonna let me in?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Amish
Amish who?
You don't look like a shoe!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Zaire
Zaire who?
Zaire is polluted!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you. (I love you)

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You haven't even opened the door yet!

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