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Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Read our large collection of funny knock-knock jokes for kids! All our jokes have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Laugh out loud at these clever and silly jokes sent in by kids visiting our playhouse. Share them with your kids, students and friends. Did you know that jokes and riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. We know these jokes will make you laugh out loud! :D

Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Armageddon
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here if you don't let me in!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Philip
Philip who?
Philip the car, we're out of gas.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tennis
Tennis who?
Tennis is five plus five!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix my lolly, I'll whack him.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Kanga
Kanga who?
No, Kangaroo!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scot
Scot who?
Scot nothing to do with you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
I didn't know you were an owl!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Amish
Amish who?
Awe, I miss you too.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Me
Me who?
Wow! You don't know yourself!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ya
Ya who?
What are you so excited about?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Come in...

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes your friend!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yodel-hee-
Yodel-hee- who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Clara
Clara who?
Clara space on the table!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you would stop talking.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Just in time for school!

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Melody
Melody who?
Melody is her name!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tank
Tank who?
You're welcome!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pencil
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don't wear a belt.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Carrie
Carrie who?
Carrie the shopping in will you? It weighs a ton.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tee
Tee who?
Tee hee!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
For
For who?
For the hundredth time it's me Tom. Now open the door!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Butch
Butch who?
Butch you little arms around me!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Gladiator
Gladiator who?
Gladiator (Glad-he-ate-her) and not me!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Owls
Owls who?
That's correct, owls who!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mustache
Mustache who?
Sorry, mustache!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my carrots!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs. who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Why are you crying?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Who the one you're talking to?

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