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Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Read our large collection of funny knock-knock jokes for kids! All our jokes have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Laugh out loud at these clever and silly jokes sent in by kids visiting our playhouse. Share them with your kids, students and friends. Did you know that jokes and riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. We know these jokes will make you laugh out loud! :D

Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Old lady
Old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Come in...

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Aliens
Aliens who?
Just how many aliens do you know?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
You know my name!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Let us
Let us who?
Let us in, it's raining!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Just in time for school!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jamaican
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me crazy!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking for ages let me in.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nun
Nun who?
Nun of your business!

Knock, knock
Who's there?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sing
Sing who?
Whoooooo!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Amanda
Amanda who?
A man da fix your sink!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tee
Tee who?
Tee hee!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Luvs
Luvs who?
Luvs you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Know one is there, you're alone.

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ben and Jimmy
Ben and Jimmy who?
Ben down and Jimmy a kiss.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dasum
Dasum who?
Dasum cute dog!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
For
For who?
For you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Three pigs
Three pigs who?
Three pigs who can't reach the doorbell.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Noah
Noah who?
Noah good place to eat?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Will
Will who?
Will you let me in?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Why are you crying?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Justice
Justice who?
Justice once, let me in please.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Avenue
Avenue who?
Avenue heard this joke before?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
A little boy
A little boy who?
A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lemon
Lemon who?
Lemon know when you want me to say apple again.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo beep, beep!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter Egg
Easter Egg who?
You crack me up!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Rubber
Rubber who?
Rubber ducky!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Horton Hears a
Horton Hears a who?
That's my favorite book!

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