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Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Read our large collection of funny knock-knock jokes for kids! All our jokes have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Laugh out loud at these clever and silly jokes sent in by kids visiting our playhouse. Share them with your kids, students and friends. Did you know that jokes and riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. We know these jokes will make you laugh out loud! :D

Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
I didn't know you were an owl!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jamaica
Jamaica who?
Jamaica great keyboard player!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cereal
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nun
Nun who?
Nun of your business!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Echo
Echo who?
Echo who? Echo who?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Kanga
Kanga who?
No, Kangaroo!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You'll
You'll who?
You'll never know until you open the door.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Luvs
Luvs who?
Luvs you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you gonna let me in?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Three pigs
Three pigs who?
Three pigs who can't reach the doorbell.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Isabel
Isabel who?
Isabel ringing?!!

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Noah
Noah who?
Noah good place to eat?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Happy
Happy who?
Happy Father's Day!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I'm here?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Berry
Berry who?
Berry nice too meet you can. Can I come in now?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Amish
Amish who?
You don't look like a shoe!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sing
Sing who?
Whoooooo!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Evan
Evan who?
Evan comes after odd.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrup...
Arr!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Armageddon
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here if you don't let me in!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl

Knock, knock
Who's there?
G.I.
G.I. who?
G.I. don't know?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Goliath
Goliath who?
Goliath down you're lookin' tired.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Your mom
Your mom who?
Your mom! Now open the door or you're grounded.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yo mama
Yo mama who?
Seriously, it's your mama now let me in!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You
You who?
Isn't that a drink?!

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