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Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Read our large collection of funny knock-knock jokes for kids! All our jokes have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Laugh out loud at these clever and silly jokes sent in by kids visiting our playhouse. Share them with your kids, students and friends. Did you know that jokes and riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. We know these jokes will make you laugh out loud! :D

Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ya
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo beep, beep!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pencil
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don't wear a belt.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Joe
Joe who?
Joe momma!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wire
Wire who?
Wire you asking me?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jamaican
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me crazy!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Russian
Russian who?
Stop rushin' me!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Carrie
Carrie who?
Carrie the shopping in will you? It weighs a ton.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tennessee
Tennessee who?
Tennessee is played at Wimbledon!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Uriah
Uriah who?
Keep uriah on the ball!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Shh
Shh who?
Shh yourself. I'm trying to watch a movie!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Marry me?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yo mama
Yo mama who?
Seriously, it's your mama now let me in!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you sick of these knock-knock jokes?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Berry
Berry who?
Berry nice too meet you can. Can I come in now?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
A little boy
A little boy who?
A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Let us
Let us who?
Let us in, it's raining!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
AAAHHH. A talking owl!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Doorbell
Doorbell who?
Doorbell delivery!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Elmo
Elmo who?
You don't know who Elmo is?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yo
Yo who?
Yo mama!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Aliens
Aliens who?
Just how many aliens do you know?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Raichu
Raichu who?
Raichu are!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub. It is overflowing.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Philip
Philip who?
Philip the car, we're out of gas.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you would stop talking.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
John
John who?
Johnny Apple Seed!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You haven't even opened the door yet!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Come in...

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tee
Tee who?
Tee hee!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tennis
Tennis who?
Tennis is five plus five!

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