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Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Read our large collection of funny knock-knock jokes for kids! All our jokes have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Laugh out loud at these clever and silly jokes sent in by kids visiting our playhouse. Share them with your kids, students and friends. Did you know that jokes and riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. We know these jokes will make you laugh out loud! :D

Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter Egg
Easter Egg who?
You crack me up!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You
You who?
Did you you say Yahoo.com?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
I'm nacho momma!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jamaica
Jamaica who?
Jamaica great keyboard player!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ya
Ya who?
What are you so excited about?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pencil
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don't wear a belt.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Barbie
Barbie who?
Barbecue!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Just in time for school!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Aliens
Aliens who?
Just how many aliens do you know?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Let's
Let's who?
Let's go for a swim!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
John
John who?
Johnny Apple Seed!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pencil
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don't wear a belt.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm Dwowning!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nana
Nana who?
Nana your business!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Philip
Philip who?
Philip the car, we're out of gas.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wire
Wire who?
Wire you asking me?

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Amish
Amish who?
Awe, I miss you too.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix my lolly, I'll whack him.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Spell
Spell who?
W-H-O!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Me
Me who?
Wow! You don't know who you are?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
AAAHHH. A talking owl!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cereal
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scot
Scot who?
Scot nothing to do with you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Door
Door who?
Do your chores.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Gladiator
Gladiator who?
Gladiator (Glad-he-ate-her) and not me!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you would stop talking.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Noah
Noah who?
Noah good place to eat?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dwain
Dwain who?
Dwain the bathtub, I'm drowning.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Come in...

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Twit
Twit who?
Did anyone else hear an owl?

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