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Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

200+ Funny Knock Knock jokes for Kids
Read our large collection of funny knock-knock jokes for kids! All our jokes have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Laugh out loud at these clever and silly jokes sent in by kids visiting our playhouse. Share them with your kids, students and friends. Did you know that jokes and riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. We know these jokes will make you laugh out loud! :D

Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Woo
Woo who?
You don't have to get so excited!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Knock
Knock who?
Knock you out!

Knock, knock
Who's there?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You
You who?
I didn't know you were so happy to meet me!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Door
Door who?
Do your chores.

Will you remember in a year?
Yes.
Will you remember in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember in a day?
Yes.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
You forgot me already!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana split!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Claire
Claire who?
Claire out the room!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Repeat
Repeat who?
Who, who, who...

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Who the one you're talking to?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Evan
Evan who?
Evan comes after odd.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Raichu
Raichu who?
Raichu are!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Double
Double who?
W!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Water
Water who?
Water you doing?

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my carrots!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Marry me?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
You never told me you're an owl!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
For
For who?
For you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Police
Police who?
Police let us in. It's raining outside!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Me
Me who?
Wow! You don't know who you are?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mikey
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the hole!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You Know
You Know who?
Exactly. Avada Kedavra, Muggle!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You'll
You'll who?
You'll never know until you open the door.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Amish
Amish who?
Awe, I miss you too.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You haven't even opened the door yet!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Gladiator
Gladiator who?
Gladiator (Glad-he-ate-her) and not me!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sorry
Sorry who?
Sorry wrong door!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking for ages let me in.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside!

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