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Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

200+ Funny Knock Knock jokes for Kids
Read our large collection of funny knock-knock jokes for kids! All our jokes have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Laugh out loud at these clever and silly jokes sent in by kids visiting our playhouse. Share them with your kids, students and friends. Did you know that jokes and riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. We know these jokes will make you laugh out loud! :D

Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Shocking
Shocking who?
Shocking you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Spell
Spell who?
W-H-O!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Berry
Berry who?
Berry nice too meet you can. Can I come in now?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs. who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snowbody!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Shh
Shh who?
Shh yourself. I'm trying to watch a movie!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix my lolly, I'll whack him.

Knock, knock
Who's there?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Philip
Philip who?
Philip the car, we're out of gas.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Winnie
Winnie who?
Winnie The Pooh!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Uriah
Uriah who?
Keep uriah on the ball!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya pass the milk? I'm thirsty.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Let's
Let's who?
Let's go for a swim!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Barbie
Barbie who?
Barbecue!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Three pigs
Three pigs who?
Three pigs who can't reach the doorbell.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Double
Double who?
W!

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Abe
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Your mom
Your mom who?
Your mom! Now open the door or you're grounded.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You Know
You Know who?
Exactly. Avada Kedavra, Muggle!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You
You who?
Did you you say Yahoo.com?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter Egg
Easter Egg who?
You crack me up!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mustache
Mustache who?
Sorry, mustache!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I'll tell you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
I'm nacho momma!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cobra
Cobra who?
Go brush your teeth!!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Hold on, I have to sneeze!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You know
You know who?
Actually, I prefer to be called Voldy. It sounds much cooler! Don't you think?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo beep, beep!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jamaican
Jamaican who?
Whatcha Jamaican?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Double
Double who?
W!

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