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200+ Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

200+ Funny Knock Knock jokes for Kids
Read our large collection of funny knock-knock jokes for kids! All our jokes have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Laugh out loud at these clever and silly jokes sent in by kids visiting our playhouse. Share them with your kids, students and friends. Did you know that jokes and riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. We know these jokes will make you laugh out loud! :D

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lena
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my carrots!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Amish
Amish who?
Awe, I miss you too.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Woo
Woo who?
You don't have to get so excited!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking for ages let me in.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wire
Wire who?
Wire you asking me?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Knock
Knock who?
Knock you out!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Doorbell
Doorbell who?
Doorbell delivery!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Raichu
Raichu who?
Raichu are!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Melody
Melody who?
Melody is her name!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Hold on, I have to sneeze!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Joe
Joe who?
Joe momma!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bo
Bo who?
That's bogus!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Radio
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sorry
Sorry who?
Sorry wrong door!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You'll
You'll who?
You'll never know until you open the door.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Shelby
Shelby who?
She'll be coming around the mountain!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mikey
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the hole!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tickle
Tickle who?
Tickle you.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad there is no school on Saturday?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ash
Ash who?
Do you need a tissue?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
John
John who?
Johnny Apple Seed!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You know
You know who?
Avada Kadavra!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I'll tell you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tee
Tee who?
Tee hee!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Philip
Philip who?
Philip up my glass please, I'm thirsty!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snowbody!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs. who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Philip
Philip who?
Philip the car, we're out of gas.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Uriah
Uriah who?
Keep uriah on the ball!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Spell
Spell who?
W-H-O!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
I am
I am who?
You don't know who you are?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Clara
Clara who?
Clara space on the table!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
AAAHHH. A talking owl!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Adore
Adore who?
A door stands between us, open up!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pencil
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don't wear a belt.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
For
For who?
For the hundredth time it's me Tom. Now open the door!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Owls
Owls who?
That's correct, owls who!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you sick of these knock-knock jokes?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Claire
Claire who?
Claire out the room!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ya
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cereal
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Double
Double who?
W!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Alaska
Alaska who?
Alaska another question now...
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ohio
Ohio who?
Oh, how are you doing?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Silence
Silence who?
(Stay quiet)

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Barbie
Barbie who?
Barbecue!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You haven't even opened the door yet!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Granny
Granny who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Granny
Granny who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Granny
Granny who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Aunt
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad I got rid of all those grannies!

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