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Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

200+ Funny Knock Knock jokes for Kids
Read our large collection of funny knock-knock jokes for kids! All our jokes have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Laugh out loud at these clever and silly jokes sent in by kids visiting our playhouse. Share them with your kids, students and friends. Did you know that jokes and riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. We know these jokes will make you laugh out loud! :D

Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Teresa
Teresa who?
Teresa are green!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Me
Me who?
Wow! You don't know who you are?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Luvs
Luvs who?
Luvs you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Horton Hears a
Horton Hears a who?
That's my favorite book!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Just in time for school!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Evan
Evan who?
Evan comes after odd.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Know one is there, you're alone.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nun
Nun who?
Nun of your business!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tennessee
Tennessee who?
Tennessee is played at Wimbledon!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya pass the milk? I'm thirsty.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Armageddon
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here if you don't let me in!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
AAAHHH. A talking owl!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Makeup
Makeup who?
People are trying to make up their minds!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scot
Scot who?
Scot nothing to do with you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dwain
Dwain who?
Dwain the bathtub, I'm drowning.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Love
Love who?
Don't you love me?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Carrie
Carrie who?
Carrie the shopping in will you? It weighs a ton.

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you sick of these knock-knock jokes?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Abby
Abby who?
A bee just stung me!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you would stop talking.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my carrots!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pencil
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don't wear a belt.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yo
Yo who?
Yo mama!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wire
Wire who?
Wire you asking me?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Isabel
Isabel who?
Isabel ringing?!!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tee
Tee who?
Tee hee!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Justice
Justice who?
Justice once, let me in please.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sure would like you to open the door!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
I'm nacho momma!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Your mom
Your mom who?
Your mom! Now open the door or you're grounded.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!

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