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Funny insect jokes for Kids

Read our collection of laugh out loud funny insect jokes for kids! All our jokes and riddles have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Share them with your kids and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. Creepy crawly insect jokes and riddles for kids by kids.

Read our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes! Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you and your kids laugh out loud! :D

Riddles

Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!

Q. Think of the person who lives in disguise, who deals in secrets and tells nothing but lies.
Next tell me what's always last to mend the middle of middle and end of the end.
And finally give me the sound often heard during the search for a hard to find word.
Now string them all together and answer me this:
What creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
A. A spider.

Q. What do bees use to tidy their hair?
A. A honey comb.

Q. What's an insect's favorite sport?
A. Cricket.

Q. Why do Monarch's fly to Mexico?
A. Because it's too far to walk!

Q. What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A. A honey bunny!

Q. What did the bee say to the flower?
A. "I'm the pollinator."

Q. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A. A snailor.

Q. If there was a spelling test, which animal would win?
A. The bee!

Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.

Q. Where do bees go after they are married?
A. On their HONEY-moon!

Q. How did the centipede run up a million-dollar doctor bill?
A. He sprained his ankle.

Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.

Q. What's the biggest type of moth?
A. A mammoth.

Q. What do you call a dancing ant?
A. A dANTcer!

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Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.

Q. What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.

Q. What do you get when you eat caterpillars?
A. Butterflies in your stomach!

Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"

Q. What did one cool bee say to the other?
A. "Buzz off, dude!"

Q. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A. "Bee-hive yourself!"

Q. What do you call an an ant sticking out of the ground?
A. A plANT!

Q. How do bees go to school?
A. By school BUZZ!

Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.

Q. Why did the spider take a laptop to the beach?
A. So it could surf the web.

Q. What's better than a talking dog?
A. A spelling bee!

Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
A. Homeless.

Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.

Q. How can you tell which end is the head of a worm?
A. Tickle the middle and see where it laughs!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Roach
Roach who?
Roach out and touch someone!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Termite
Termite who?
Termite's the night!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Monarch
Monarch who?
Monarch butterfly!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Larva
Larva who?
I larva you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Abby
Abby who?
A bee just stung me!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bee
Bee who?
Bee happy!

Jokes

A snail purchased a new sports car. He told the salesperson that he wanted the letter "S" painted on both sides of the car. The salesman asked what is the "S" for? Snail? The Snail answered, "No, when I drive by I want people to say "Wow, look at that 'S' car go!" (escargo)
 

There was a man that studied bugs. He caught a cockroach and put it on the floor of his lab, and said "Walk," and the cockroach walked. He cut off one of the legs on the cockroach and said walk again and the cockroach walked. He went on cutting off the cockroaches legs and telling it to walk. When he cut of all six of its legs the cockroach did not walk. The man wrote in his report that when you cut off all of the legs on a cockroach it becomes deaf.
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?"
"Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

Patron: Waiter, what's this Praying Mantis doing in my soup?
Waiter: Saying grace.
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30 to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?"
"Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

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