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Funny insect jokes for Kids

Read our collection of laugh out loud funny insect jokes for kids! All our jokes and riddles have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Share them with your kids and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. Creepy crawly insect jokes and riddles for kids by kids.

Read our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes! Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you and your kids laugh out loud! :D

Riddles

Q. Why was the ant confused?
A. Because all of his uncles were ants!

Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"

Q. Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
A. Because it was a moth ball!

Q. How can you tell which end is the head of a worm?
A. Tickle the middle and see where it laughs!

Q. Which pillar is not used in a building?
A. A caterpillar.

Q. What kind of animals do clocks have?
A. Ticks.

Q. What happened to the bed bugs who fell in love?
A. They got married in the spring.

Q. What do you call an an ant sticking out of the ground?
A. A plANT!

Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?
A. Drumsticks for everyone!

Q. What insect is an arithmetic insect?
A. A mosquito! They add to misery, subtract from pleasure, divide the attention and multiply quickly!

Q. What insect has great baseball skills?
A. A pop fly!

Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.

Q. Why did the centipede go barefoot?
A. Because he couldn't afford so many shoes!

Q. Why did the bee hum?
A. It forgot the words!

Q. How does a bee get to school?
A. On a bzz!

Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.

Q. What's the biggest type of moth?
A. A mammoth.

Q. What do you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.

Q. What do you get if you throw butter?
A. A butterfly!

Q. What did the bee say to the flower?
A. "I'm the pollinator."

Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
A. Homeless.

Q. What sort of animal is a slug?
A. A snail with housing problems!

Q. Why did the bee get married?
A. Because she found her honey.

Q. What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs!

Q. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q. What kind of bug goes Zzub Zzub?
A. A bumble bee flying backward!

Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A. A walkie talkie.

Q. Why are bees so sticky?
A. They use honey combs!

Q. Why can you never trust spiders?
A. Because they post stuff on the web.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Larva
Larva who?
I larva you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Termite
Termite who?
Termite's the night!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Abby
Abby who?
A bee just stung me!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Roach
Roach who?
Roach out and touch someone!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bee
Bee who?
Bee happy!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Monarch
Monarch who?
Monarch butterfly!

Jokes

There was a man that studied bugs. He caught a cockroach and put it on the floor of his lab, and said "Walk," and the cockroach walked. He cut off one of the legs on the cockroach and said walk again and the cockroach walked. He went on cutting off the cockroaches legs and telling it to walk. When he cut of all six of its legs the cockroach did not walk. The man wrote in his report that when you cut off all of the legs on a cockroach it becomes deaf.
 

Patron: Waiter, what's this Praying Mantis doing in my soup?
Waiter: Saying grace.
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30 to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?"
"Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

A snail purchased a new sports car. He told the salesperson that he wanted the letter "S" painted on both sides of the car. The salesman asked what is the "S" for? Snail? The Snail answered, "No, when I drive by I want people to say "Wow, look at that 'S' car go!" (escargo)
 

The insects were playing against a team of flies. The flies were winning 30to 0. At the third quarter the insects put a millepede in the game, he scored a total of 50 points. At the end of the game the coach of the flies asked the coach of the insects, "Why didn't you put the millepede in the first quarter?"
"Because it takes him forever to put his shoes on!"
 

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