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Halloween Jokes and Riddles

Spooktacular Halloween jokes!

Knock-knock, Who's there? Boo who! Don't cry! Here's our collection of Halloween jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these kid's jokes about Halloween will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What room can't ghosts go in?
A. The LIVING room!

Q. What games do bats like to play on Halloween?
A. Anything with a ball.

Q. What do skeletons say at the front door?
A. "Crick or creak!"

Q. What kind of dog does a vampire have?
A. A bloodhound.

Q. Why was the skeleton scared to cross the road?
A. Because there was a dog on the other side.

Q. Who won the zombie war?
A. Nobody, it was dead even.

Q. What is the problem with two twin witches?
A. You never know which witch is which!

Q. Where did the baby ghost sit?
A. In a BOOster seat!

Q. Where does a vampire keep his money?
A. In a blood bank.

Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a mummy?
A. Either a flying bandage or a gift wrapped bat!

Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.

Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!

Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?
A. A cockatoo!

Q. What is a witch's favourite food?
A. Goulash.

Q. When do vampires like horse racing?
A. When it's neck and neck!

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Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests!

Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
A. Noise!

Q. What time is it when you see costumes, a house, candy and hear trick-or-treat?
A. Halloween!

Q. How do you know if a vampire has a sore throat?
A. You can hear him coughin'.

Q. What does Frankenstein's wife wear on her face to keep it smooth?
A. MONSTERizer!

Q. What is worse than being a three hundred pound witch?
A. Being her broom.

Q. What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth cleaned?
A. The dentist.

Q. What did the little ghost say to his mom?
A. "I've got a boo boo."

Q. Why did the skeleton go to the store?
A. To get some spare ribs.

Q. What kind of candy won't a ghost touch?
A. Life Savers.

Q. What do you call a dead person in the closet?
A. The 1966 hide-and-go-seek champion.

Q. Why didn't the skeleton want to go to the dance?
A. Because he had no body to go with.

Q. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
A. To get a spare rib .

Q. Why did the ghost bring toilet paper to the party?
A. Because he was a party pooper.

Q. Why don't mummies take vacations?
A. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ivana
Ivana who?
Ivana suck your blood.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Didn't mean to scare you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo! who?
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wolves say
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frankenstein!

Jokes

Robert: Did you hear about the goblin that lost his left leg and his left arm?
Alan: No, is he ok?
Robert: Yes. He's all right now!
 

A guy named Billie Bob Joe goes to a costume dress party with a girl on his back.

Harold, answering the door: What are you supposed to be?
Billie Bob Joe: A turtle.
Harold: What do you mean?
Billie Bob Joe: The girl on my back is Michelle.
 

Monster: It is a very hot day today!
Witch: So, can I make you a lemonade?
Monster: Yes!
Witch: Poof! You're lemonade!
 

A skeleton went to the doctor. The doctor looked at the skeleton and said, "Aren't you a little late?"
 

A skeleton walks in to a bar. He goes to the bartender and says, "I'm going to need a beer and a mop."
 

Patty came up to a boy with a sheet over his head on Halloween and asked, "Are you a ghost?"
The boy replied, "No, of course not! I'm an unmade bed!"
 

A ghost had been staying in a bed and breakfast hotel and when he came down for dinner he asked the waitress, "Please can I have two eggs, one tough and one rubbery, really tough bacon and burned, fried bread?"
The waitress said, "Sir, we really can't serve that kind of horrid food here."
The ghost replied, "Well, you did yesterday!"
 

Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
 

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