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Halloween Jokes and Riddles

Spooktacular Halloween jokes!

Knock-knock, Who's there? Boo who! Don't cry! Here's our collection of Halloween jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these kid's jokes about Halloween will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What is a witch's favourite food?
A. Goulash.

Q. Why did the ghost bring toilet paper to the party?
A. Because he was a party pooper.

Q. What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
A. The neck.

Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"

Q. Where did the mother monster put her child when she was at work?
A. At day-SCARE!

Q. Why do witches fly around on broomsticks?
A. Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!

Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
A. Ghoul-aid!

Q. Why don't you eat ghosts?
A. They'll go right through you.

Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!

Q. What is the problem with two twin witches?
A. You never know which witch is which!

Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.

Q. Why did the mummy get a headache?
A. Because he was GOBLIN his candy!

Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. BOOberry pie!

Q. Where did the baby ghost sit?
A. In a BOOster seat!

Q. What do you call a vampire 200 miles from a blood bank?
A. A cab.

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Q. What kind of candy won't a ghost touch?
A. Life Savers.

Q. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
A. MaliBOO!

Q. Why didn't Dracula have any friends?
A. He was a pain in the neck!

Q. What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth cleaned?
A. The dentist.

Q. What did the vampire say to his wife?
A. "Your neck looks slimmer."

Q. Why didn't the skeleton want to go to the dance?
A. Because he had no body to go with.

Q. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A. The trombone.

Q. Where is the zombie's favorite room in the house?
A. The living room.

Q. Why did the vampire give up acting?
A. Because he couldn't find a part he could sink his teeth into.

Q. How did the ghost teach her class to go through the wall?
A. She went through it over and over.

Q. How do you make a witch itch?
A. Take away her W.

Q. How do you make a skeleton laugh?
A. Tickle its funnybone!

Q. What is a ghost's favorite color?
A. Boo!

Q. What do you call ghosts that ring doorbells?
A. Dead ringers.

Q. What does a wolf say on Halloween?
A. "Happy HOWLoween!"

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ivana
Ivana who?
Ivana suck your blood.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo! who?
No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frankenstein!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
The ghost and the invisible man
The ghost and the invisible man who?
Long time no see!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Didn't mean to scare you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wolves say
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy HOWL-oween!

Jokes

A guy named Billie Bob Joe goes to a costume dress party with a girl on his back.

Harold, answering the door: What are you supposed to be?
Billie Bob Joe: A turtle.
Harold: What do you mean?
Billie Bob Joe: The girl on my back is Michelle.
 

A skeleton walks in to a bar. He goes to the bartender and says, "I'm going to need a beer and a mop."
 

Robert: Did you hear about the goblin that lost his left leg and his left arm?
Alan: No, is he ok?
Robert: Yes. He's all right now!
 

Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
 

A skeleton went to the doctor. The doctor looked at the skeleton and said, "Aren't you a little late?"
 

A ghost had been staying in a bed and breakfast hotel and when he came down for dinner he asked the waitress, "Please can I have two eggs, one tough and one rubbery, really tough bacon and burned, fried bread?"
The waitress said, "Sir, we really can't serve that kind of horrid food here."
The ghost replied, "Well, you did yesterday!"
 

Monster: It is a very hot day today!
Witch: So, can I make you a lemonade?
Monster: Yes!
Witch: Poof! You're lemonade!
 

Patty came up to a boy with a sheet over his head on Halloween and asked, "Are you a ghost?"
The boy replied, "No, of course not! I'm an unmade bed!"
 

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