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Food Jokes for Kids

Read our collection of laugh out loud funny food jokes for kids! All our jokes and riddles have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Share them with your kids and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. Food jokes and riddles for kids by kids.

Read our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes! Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you and your kids laugh out loud! :D

Riddles

Q. What did the bread say to the knife?
A. "Don't try to butter me up."

Q. Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
A. Because its got heart.

Q. What vegetables can't you take on a boat?
A. Leeks!

Q. What do cows like to put on their sandwiches?
A. MOOstard!

Q. What is Dracula's favourite fruit?
A. A nectarine.

Q. What did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg.

Q. Why did the bacon laugh?
A. Because the egg cracked a yoke.

Q. What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
A. Pineapple.

Q. What does the baby popcorn call his dad?
A. Pop!

Q. Paul is six feet tall. He is an assistant in a butcher shop. He wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
A. Meat.

Q. Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
A. Because he saw the salad dressing.

Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.

Q. What did the baker give his wife for their anniversary?
A. Flour.

Q. What did the policeman have on his sandwich?
A. Some traffic jam!

Q. What is a table you can eat?
A. A vegetable.

Q. What happens to cereal when you add legs?
A. It gives it a little kick!

Q. Why was the bread dough sad?
A. It wanted to be kneaded by someone.

Q. A tomato, a cabbage and a hose were in a race. The tomato was red and the cabbage was a vegetable. Who won?
A. The hose was running, the cabbage was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Q. What would happen if pigs could fly?
A. Bacon would go up!

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!

Q. How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
A. Grapes are purple.

Q. Why do rabbits eat carrots?
A. Because they don't want to be nearsighted!

Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!

Q. What is long, green and slowly turning red?
A. A cucumber holding its breath!

Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
A. Noise!

Q. What do you call a worried hot dog?
A. A frank fretter.

Q. Why did the cookie cry?
A. Because his mother was a wafer too long!

Q. What does an orange do when it takes a test?
A. It concentrates!

Q. What did the Malteeser want to be when it grew up?
A. A Smartie.

Q. Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?
A. IHOP.

Q. What is a witch's favourite food?
A. Goulash.

Q. What do you call a mummy eating in bed?
A. A crummy mummy.

Q. Why did the cow eat the tight rope walker?
A. Because he wanted a balanced meal!

Q. What did the lucky lollipop say to the unlucky lollipop?
A. "Bye-bye, sucker!"

Q. What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
A. "Catch up!"

Q. Why are ghosts always hungry?
A. Because the food goes right through them!

Q. What did the frog order at the burger place?
A. French flies and a diet croak.

Q. What's white on the inside and green on the outside?
A. A banana dressed up as a cucumber!

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Q. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A. "Where's popcorn?!"

Q. Why did the orange get stuck up the on the mountain?
A. Because he ran out of juice.

Q. What's the difference between a grape and a chicken?
A. They're both purple, except the chicken!

Q. What did the bread say to the man?
A. Nothing, bread can't talk.

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. I scream.

Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.

Q. There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
A. A watermelon!

Q. What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
A. "I never sausage a place"

Q. Did you hear what happened down at the fish shop?
A. The fish got battered!

Q. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
A. "It's been nice gnawing you!"

Q. What did the taco say to the burrito?
A. "Where you bean?"

Q. What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
A. Jellyfish.

Q. Why did the banana wear sunscreen?
A. He didn't want to peel!

Q. What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
A. "We make a good match!"

Q. What do you get if you cross a cow with a smurf?
A. Blue cheese!

Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A. Ban-ana-na!

Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!

Q. What can't you eat at dinner?
A. Breakfast and lunch!

Q. What do snobby vegetables do when they see people?
A. They turnip (turn up) their noses?

Q. Why did the banana factory shut down?
A. Because they chucked out all the bent ones!

Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!

Q. How did the frozen chicken cross the road?
A. In a shopping bag.

Q. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A. I don't know, a Hershey BAAH?!

Q. What has ears but can't hear?
A. A corn field!

Q. Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A. Because it might crack up!

Q. What do you call two bananas?
A. A pair of slippers!

Q. What did Sergeant Peanut Butter shout to his jelly police officers?
A. "Spread out, men!"

Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"

Q. What do you call a potato that was crushed?
A. Squash.

Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.

Q. What kind of murderer has fibre?
A. A cereal killer.

Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.

Q. Why did the cow do jumping jacks?
A. Because he wanted a milkshake!

Q. What do you call a chimp that likes to eat potato chips?
A. A chip-monk!

Q. What do ghosts eat for dinner?
A. SPOOKgetti!

Q. What cheese is not yours?
A. Nacho Cheese.

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
John
John who?
Johnny Apple Seed!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
I'm nacho momma!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lemon
Lemon who?
Lemon know when you want me to say apple again.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad we are out of school?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas let me in now!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix my lolly, I'll whack him.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Berry
Berry who?
Berry nice too meet you can. Can I come in now?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana split!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I like you.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I'll tell you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Soup
Soup who?
Superman!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ramon
Ramon who?
Ramon noodle soup.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wiener.
Wiener. who?
Wiener you going to get here?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
I8D
I8D who?
I8D whole cake!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ice Cream
Ice Cream who?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs. who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cereal
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!

Jokes

Customer: There is a fly in my soup.
Waitress: Don't worry the spider in your bread will get it.
 

Once an old man and woman went to a restaurant and ordered two sandwiches. The waiter brought the sandwiches and the old man started to eat but the women was only staring at the food. The waiter noticed this and went to see what the problem was. The old woman said nothing and just stared at him but the old man interrupted and said, "The sandwich is delicious, but she can't eat because I am using her teeth."
 

A ghost had been staying in a bed and breakfast hotel and when he came down for dinner he asked the waitress, "Please can I have two eggs, one tough and one rubbery, really tough bacon and burned, fried bread?"
The waitress said, "Sir, we really can't serve that kind of horrid food here."
The ghost replied, "Well, you did yesterday!"
 

Shelly: Our teacher is a peach.
Kelly: You mean she is really nice?
Shelly: No, she has a heart of stone.
 

A lady came to a shop and got 14 scoops of ice cream with nuts. The man behind the counter asked, "Do you want a cherry with that?"
The lady replied, "No, I'm on a diet."
 

There was a family of tomatoes, the father tomato, the mother tomato and the baby tomato. They were walking down the road one day and baby tomato kept lagging behind. So finally the father tomato went back and stepped on him and said, "Catch up!"
 

A man went to a restaurant and ordered soup. When the waitress came to give the soup to the man, he said, "Excuse me, I saw your thumb in my soup."
The waitress said, "Oh, it's okay. It wasn't hot."
 

There was once a cookie saying, "I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie."
A lady came along and told him to be quiet. She poked him in the middle. Then the cookie looked at his stomach and said, "I'm a donut, I'm a donut, I'm a donut."
 

My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
 

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it!
Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

Two cookies are baking in an oven. One cookie says to the other, "Man, is it me, or is it getting kinda hot in here?"
The other cookie replies, "Oh my goodness! A talking cookie!!"
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Me: I have a pizza joke!
Friend: What is it?
Me: Never mind! It's too cheesy!
 

A mushroom walks into a bar and the waiter says, "You look like a fungi!"
 

Bob: Why don't you wanna TACO 'bout it?
Josie: 'Cause I'm NACHO friend anymore!
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Whenever I want to start eating healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers.
 

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