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Food Jokes for Kids

Read our collection of laugh out loud funny food jokes for kids! All our jokes and riddles have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Share them with your kids and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. Food jokes and riddles for kids by kids.

Read our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes! Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you and your kids laugh out loud! :D

Riddles

Q. What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
A. A chew-chew train.

Q. What is Dracula's favourite fruit?
A. A nectarine.

Q. What do you call a banana that gets all the girls?
A. A banana smoothie!

Q. What did the happy slice of cheese say to the sad slice of cheese?
A. "Aw, it will be okay! Everything is GOUDA!"

Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!

Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.

Q. What do you call a potato that was crushed?
A. Squash.

Q. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A. I don't know, a Hershey BAAH?!

Q. What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
A. "Catch up!"

Q. What is long, green and slowly turning red?
A. A cucumber holding its breath!

Q. What do you call two bananas?
A. A pair of slippers!

Q. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A. Pork Chop!

Q. How do you make a milk shake?
A. Give it a good scare!

Q. What is red when you go and green when you stop?
A. A watermelon.

Q. What is a table you can eat?
A. A vegetable.

Q. What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
A. A Blood Orange.

Q. A tomato, a cabbage and a hose were in a race. The tomato was red and the cabbage was a vegetable. Who won?
A. The hose was running, the cabbage was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!

Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.

Q. What vegetable has eyes but can't see?
A. A potato.

Q. What jam can't you eat?
A. A traffic jam.

Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!

Q. How do you hunt for elephants?
A. Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.

Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.

Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
A. BOOberries.

Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
A. Pi!

Q. What did the policeman have on his sandwich?
A. Some traffic jam!

Q. What did the gingerbread man find on his bed?
A. A cookie sheet!

Q. What is green, small and round and goes up and down?
A. A pea in a lift.

Q. When was meat so high?
A. When the cow jumped over the moon!

Q. What kind of bagel can fly?
A. A plain bagel.

Q. Why are ghosts always hungry?
A. Because the food goes right through them!

Q. What is a witch's favourite food?
A. Goulash.

Q. What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
A. They peel.

Q. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
A. Nothing, he just let out a little wine.

Q. What did the Malteeser want to be when it grew up?
A. A Smartie.

Q. Did you hear what happened down at the fish shop?
A. The fish got battered!

Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!

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Q. What's white, red and blue at Christmas time?
A. A sad candy cane!

Q. Why do rabbits eat carrots?
A. Because they don't want to be nearsighted!

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!

Q. Why were the apple and orange alone?
A. Because the banana split!

Q. What do you call a train full of toffee?
A. A chew-chew train!

Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!

Q. Why did the Smartie go to school?
A. Because he wanted to be smarter.

Q. What do ghosts eat for dinner?
A. SPOOKgetti!

Q. Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
A. Because he saw the salad dressing.

Q. What's white on the inside and green on the outside?
A. A banana dressed up as a cucumber!

Q. What's the difference between a grape and a chicken?
A. They're both purple, except the chicken!

Q. What does a hamburger name his daughter?
A. Patty.

Q. Where do you learn to make ice cream?
A. At Sundae School!

Q. What did the fish say to the chip?
A. "We were made for each other."

Q. How did Burger King propose to his girlfriend?
A. With an onion ring.

Q. What did the bread say to the knife?
A. "Don't try to butter me up."

Q. What can't you eat at dinner?
A. Breakfast and lunch!

Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?
A. Drumsticks for everyone!

Q. What did the bread say to the man?
A. Nothing, bread can't talk.

Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"

Q. What happens to cereal when you add legs?
A. It gives it a little kick!

Q. What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
A. "I never sausage a place"

Q. How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
A. Grapes are purple.

Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A. Ban-ana-na!

Q. What does an injured lemon need?
A. Lemon Aid!

Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.

Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.

Q. What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
A. Evaporated milk.

Q. What would happen if pigs could fly?
A. Bacon would go up!

Q. There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
A. A watermelon!

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. I scream.

Q. How do ghosts like their eggs?
A. Terror-fried.

Q. Why didn't the police catch the banana?
A. Because it split!

Q. What did the lucky lollipop say to the unlucky lollipop?
A. "Bye-bye, sucker!"

Q. What's Santa's favourite candy?
A. Jolly Ranchers!

Q. What cheese is not yours?
A. Nacho Cheese.

Q. Why don't you eat ghosts?
A. They'll go right through you.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
John
John who?
Johnny Apple Seed!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
I'm nacho momma!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lemon
Lemon who?
Lemon know when you want me to say apple again.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad we are out of school?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas let me in now!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix my lolly, I'll whack him.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Berry
Berry who?
Berry nice too meet you can. Can I come in now?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana split!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I like you.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I'll tell you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Soup
Soup who?
Superman!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ramon
Ramon who?
Ramon noodle soup.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wiener.
Wiener. who?
Wiener you going to get here?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
I8D
I8D who?
I8D whole cake!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ice Cream
Ice Cream who?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs. who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cereal
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!

Jokes

Customer: There is a fly in my soup.
Waitress: Don't worry the spider in your bread will get it.
 

Once an old man and woman went to a restaurant and ordered two sandwiches. The waiter brought the sandwiches and the old man started to eat but the women was only staring at the food. The waiter noticed this and went to see what the problem was. The old woman said nothing and just stared at him but the old man interrupted and said, "The sandwich is delicious, but she can't eat because I am using her teeth."
 

A ghost had been staying in a bed and breakfast hotel and when he came down for dinner he asked the waitress, "Please can I have two eggs, one tough and one rubbery, really tough bacon and burned, fried bread?"
The waitress said, "Sir, we really can't serve that kind of horrid food here."
The ghost replied, "Well, you did yesterday!"
 

Shelly: Our teacher is a peach.
Kelly: You mean she is really nice?
Shelly: No, she has a heart of stone.
 

A lady came to a shop and got 14 scoops of ice cream with nuts. The man behind the counter asked, "Do you want a cherry with that?"
The lady replied, "No, I'm on a diet."
 

There was a family of tomatoes, the father tomato, the mother tomato and the baby tomato. They were walking down the road one day and baby tomato kept lagging behind. So finally the father tomato went back and stepped on him and said, "Catch up!"
 

A man went to a restaurant and ordered soup. When the waitress came to give the soup to the man, he said, "Excuse me, I saw your thumb in my soup."
The waitress said, "Oh, it's okay. It wasn't hot."
 

There was once a cookie saying, "I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie."
A lady came along and told him to be quiet. She poked him in the middle. Then the cookie looked at his stomach and said, "I'm a donut, I'm a donut, I'm a donut."
 

My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
 

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it!
Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

Two cookies are baking in an oven. One cookie says to the other, "Man, is it me, or is it getting kinda hot in here?"
The other cookie replies, "Oh my goodness! A talking cookie!!"
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Me: I have a pizza joke!
Friend: What is it?
Me: Never mind! It's too cheesy!
 

A mushroom walks into a bar and the waiter says, "You look like a fungi!"
 

Bob: Why don't you wanna TACO 'bout it?
Josie: 'Cause I'm NACHO friend anymore!
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Whenever I want to start eating healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers.
 

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