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Food Jokes for Kids

Read our collection of laugh out loud funny food jokes for kids! All our jokes and riddles have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Share them with your kids and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. Food jokes and riddles for kids by kids.

Read our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes! Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you and your kids laugh out loud! :D

Riddles

Q. What is long, green and slowly turning red?
A. A cucumber holding its breath!

Q. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A. I don't know, a Hershey BAAH?!

Q. Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A. Because he couldn't find a date.

Q. What does a hamburger name his daughter?
A. Patty.

Q. What is a cow's favorite ice cream?
A. MOOnila!

Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!

Q. What is Dracula's favourite fruit?
A. A nectarine.

Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"

Q. Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
A. It wanted better buns.

Q. Why don't you eat ghosts?
A. They'll go right through you.

Q. Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
A. Because its got heart.

Q. What did the ghosts eat for dinner?
A. Spoke!

Q. What do you call a banana that gets all the girls?
A. A banana smoothie!

Q. What two candies are the smartest?
A. Smarties and Nerds.

Q. Why did the rancher name his ranch "Peanut Butter"?
A. It was a great spread.

Q. Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A. Better not tell you, it might spread!

Q. How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
A. Grapes are purple.

Q. What did Sergeant Peanut Butter shout to his jelly police officers?
A. "Spread out, men!"

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.

Q. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A. Pork Chop!

Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwich.

Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!

Q. What do snobby vegetables do when they see people?
A. They turnip (turn up) their noses?

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.

Q. What cheese is not yours?
A. Nacho Cheese.

Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.

Q. Why are cooks cruel?
A. Because they whip cream and beat eggs!!

Q. What do monsters order in fast food restaurants?
A. French FRIGHTS!

Q. Why did the cow do jumping jacks?
A. Because he wanted a milkshake!

Q. Where do you learn to make ice cream?
A. At Sundae School!

Q. Why did the banana wear sunscreen?
A. He didn't want to peel!

Q. Why was the bread dough sad?
A. It wanted to be kneaded by someone.

Q. What do you call a mummy eating in bed?
A. A crummy mummy.

Q. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
A. Because they put on the salsa.

Q. What did the bully have for lunch?
A. He had a knuckle sandwich!

Q. What two countries should the chef use when he's making Christmas dinner?
A. Turkey and Greece.

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Q. What happens to cereal when you add legs?
A. It gives it a little kick!

Q. What is a table you can eat?
A. A vegetable.

Q. What did the bread say to the man?
A. Nothing, bread can't talk.

Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"

Q. What is green, small and round and goes up and down?
A. A pea in a lift.

Q. What's white on the inside and green on the outside?
A. A banana dressed up as a cucumber!

Q. What do you call two bananas?
A. A pair of slippers!

Q. Where did the hamburgers go?
A. To the Meat Ball!

Q. How do you make a sausage roll?
A. Push it down the hill!

Q. What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
A. A chew-chew train.

Q. Why did the mushroom have so many friends?
A. Because he was a fungi!

Q. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
A. Nothing, he just let out a little wine.

Q. Why did the cow eat the tight rope walker?
A. Because he wanted a balanced meal!

Q. What did the fish say to the chip?
A. "We were made for each other."

Q. What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?
A. "Dill me in!"

Q. What do you call a chimp that likes to eat potato chips?
A. A chip-monk!

Q. What would happen if pigs could fly?
A. Bacon would go up!

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. I scream.

Q. What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
A. A Blood Orange.

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!

Q. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A. "Where's popcorn?!"

Q. What's Santa's favourite candy?
A. Jolly Ranchers!

Q. What kind of doctor never works but is very popular around the world?
A. Dr. Pepper (the soda).

Q. There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
A. A watermelon!

Q. What is red when you go and green when you stop?
A. A watermelon.

Q. What does an orange do when it takes a test?
A. It concentrates!

Q. A tomato, a cabbage and a hose were in a race. The tomato was red and the cabbage was a vegetable. Who won?
A. The hose was running, the cabbage was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Q. What is a witch's favourite food?
A. Goulash.

Q. What vegetables can't you take on a boat?
A. Leeks!

Q. What did the baker give his wife for their anniversary?
A. Flour.

Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.

Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"

Q. What can you put in a freezer that's hot and will always come out hot?
A. Hot sauce.

Q. What did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg.

Q. What do ghosts eat for dinner?
A. SPOOKgetti!

Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!

Q. What jam can't you eat?
A. A traffic jam.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
John
John who?
Johnny Apple Seed!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
I'm nacho momma!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lemon
Lemon who?
Lemon know when you want me to say apple again.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad we are out of school?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas let me in now!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix my lolly, I'll whack him.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Berry
Berry who?
Berry nice too meet you can. Can I come in now?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana split!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I like you.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I'll tell you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Soup
Soup who?
Superman!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ramon
Ramon who?
Ramon noodle soup.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wiener.
Wiener. who?
Wiener you going to get here?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
I8D
I8D who?
I8D whole cake!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ice Cream
Ice Cream who?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs. who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cereal
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!

Jokes

Customer: There is a fly in my soup.
Waitress: Don't worry the spider in your bread will get it.
 

Once an old man and woman went to a restaurant and ordered two sandwiches. The waiter brought the sandwiches and the old man started to eat but the women was only staring at the food. The waiter noticed this and went to see what the problem was. The old woman said nothing and just stared at him but the old man interrupted and said, "The sandwich is delicious, but she can't eat because I am using her teeth."
 

A ghost had been staying in a bed and breakfast hotel and when he came down for dinner he asked the waitress, "Please can I have two eggs, one tough and one rubbery, really tough bacon and burned, fried bread?"
The waitress said, "Sir, we really can't serve that kind of horrid food here."
The ghost replied, "Well, you did yesterday!"
 

Shelly: Our teacher is a peach.
Kelly: You mean she is really nice?
Shelly: No, she has a heart of stone.
 

A lady came to a shop and got 14 scoops of ice cream with nuts. The man behind the counter asked, "Do you want a cherry with that?"
The lady replied, "No, I'm on a diet."
 

There was a family of tomatoes, the father tomato, the mother tomato and the baby tomato. They were walking down the road one day and baby tomato kept lagging behind. So finally the father tomato went back and stepped on him and said, "Catch up!"
 

A man went to a restaurant and ordered soup. When the waitress came to give the soup to the man, he said, "Excuse me, I saw your thumb in my soup."
The waitress said, "Oh, it's okay. It wasn't hot."
 

There was once a cookie saying, "I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie."
A lady came along and told him to be quiet. She poked him in the middle. Then the cookie looked at his stomach and said, "I'm a donut, I'm a donut, I'm a donut."
 

My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
 

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it!
Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

Two cookies are baking in an oven. One cookie says to the other, "Man, is it me, or is it getting kinda hot in here?"
The other cookie replies, "Oh my goodness! A talking cookie!!"
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Me: I have a pizza joke!
Friend: What is it?
Me: Never mind! It's too cheesy!
 

A mushroom walks into a bar and the waiter says, "You look like a fungi!"
 

Bob: Why don't you wanna TACO 'bout it?
Josie: 'Cause I'm NACHO friend anymore!
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Whenever I want to start eating healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers.
 

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