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Food Jokes for Kids

Read our collection of laugh out loud funny food jokes for kids! All our jokes and riddles have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Share them with your kids and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. Food jokes and riddles for kids by kids.

Read our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes! Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you and your kids laugh out loud! :D

Riddles

Q. What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
A. A Blood Orange.

Q. What is a table you can eat?
A. A vegetable.

Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.

Q. What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
A. "We make a good match!"

Q. What has ears but can't hear?
A. A corn field!

Q. Take off my skin. I won't cry but you will. What am I?
A. An onion.

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!

Q. Why did the rancher name his ranch "Peanut Butter"?
A. It was a great spread.

Q. What jam can't you eat?
A. A traffic jam.

Q. What did the ghosts eat for dinner?
A. Spoke!

Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!

Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"

Q. What did the frog order at the burger place?
A. French flies and a diet croak.

Q. What do you call a train full of toffee?
A. A chew-chew train!

Q. What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
A. "Catch up!"

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Q. What kind of murderer has fibre?
A. A cereal killer.

Q. What kind of bagel can fly?
A. A plain bagel.

Q. What do you call a mummy eating in bed?
A. A crummy mummy.

Q. Why did the Smartie go to school?
A. Because he wanted to be smarter.

Q. How do you hunt for elephants?
A. Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.

Q. What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
A. They peel.

Q. What's white, red and blue at Christmas time?
A. A sad candy cane!

Q. How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
A. Grapes are purple.

Q. Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
A. Because its got heart.

Q. Why didn't the police catch the banana?
A. Because it split!

Q. What do vampires never order at a cafe?
A. A STAKE sandwich!

Q. What did the Malteeser want to be when it grew up?
A. A Smartie.

Q. Why did the candy cane cross the road?
A. Because it wanted to get a licking!

Q. Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
A. He was annoyed with the HOLE business.

Q. What two candies are the smartest?
A. Smarties and Nerds.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana split!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ramon
Ramon who?
Ramon noodle soup.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas let me in now!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cereal
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wiener.
Wiener. who?
Wiener you going to get here?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs. who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
John
John who?
Johnny Apple Seed!

Jokes

A man went to a restaurant and ordered soup. When the waitress came to give the soup to the man, he said, "Excuse me, I saw your thumb in my soup."
The waitress said, "Oh, it's okay. It wasn't hot."
 

There was a family of tomatoes, the father tomato, the mother tomato and the baby tomato. They were walking down the road one day and baby tomato kept lagging behind. So finally the father tomato went back and stepped on him and said, "Catch up!"
 

Whenever I want to start eating healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers.
 

A ghost had been staying in a bed and breakfast hotel and when he came down for dinner he asked the waitress, "Please can I have two eggs, one tough and one rubbery, really tough bacon and burned, fried bread?"
The waitress said, "Sir, we really can't serve that kind of horrid food here."
The ghost replied, "Well, you did yesterday!"
 

My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
 

Shelly: Our teacher is a peach.
Kelly: You mean she is really nice?
Shelly: No, she has a heart of stone.
 

Two cookies are baking in an oven. One cookie says to the other, "Man, is it me, or is it getting kinda hot in here?"
The other cookie replies, "Oh my goodness! A talking cookie!!"
 

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