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Food Jokes for Kids

Read our collection of laugh out loud funny food jokes for kids! All our jokes and riddles have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Share them with your kids and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. Food jokes and riddles for kids by kids.

Read our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes! Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you and your kids laugh out loud! :D

Riddles

Q. What's the difference between a grape and a chicken?
A. They're both purple, except the chicken!

Q. What vegetables can't you take on a boat?
A. Leeks!

Q. What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
A. They peel.

Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.

Q. What did the fish say to the chip?
A. "We were made for each other."

Q. What did the bread say to the knife?
A. "Don't try to butter me up."

Q. What did Sergeant Peanut Butter shout to his jelly police officers?
A. "Spread out, men!"

Q. Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A. Because it might crack up!

Q. Why did the baker go to jail?
A. Because he got caught beating the eggs.

Q. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A. "Where's popcorn?!"

Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A. Ban-ana-na!

Q. What is a table you can eat?
A. A vegetable.

Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?
A. Drumsticks for everyone!

Q. Did you hear what happened down at the fish shop?
A. The fish got battered!

Q. What did the bully have for lunch?
A. He had a knuckle sandwich!

Q. What do you get if you cross a cow with a smurf?
A. Blue cheese!

Q. What is a witch's favourite food?
A. Goulash.

Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!

Q. What did the cake say to the fork?
A. "You want a piece of me?"

Q. Where do you learn to make ice cream?
A. At Sundae School!

Q. What does an orange do when it takes a test?
A. It concentrates!

Q. Why did the cookie cry?
A. Because his mother was a wafer too long!

Q. What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
A. A Blood Orange.

Q. What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
A. "Catch up!"

Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.

Q. What is a buckaneer?
A. Expensive corn!

Q. Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?
A. IHOP.

Q. What did the ghosts eat for dinner?
A. Spoke!

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!

Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
A. Noise!

Q. What do you call two bananas?
A. A pair of slippers!

Q. What would happen if pigs could fly?
A. Bacon would go up!

Q. Why did the bacon laugh?
A. Because the egg cracked a yoke.

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.

Q. What jam can't you eat?
A. A traffic jam.

Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
A. Pi!

Q. Why did the Smartie go to school?
A. Because he wanted to be smarter.

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Q. What is a cow's favorite ice cream?
A. MOOnila!

Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. Because he felt crummy.

Q. Why did the candy cane cross the road?
A. Because it wanted to get a licking!

Q. What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
A. "I never sausage a place"

Q. What do you call a worried hot dog?
A. A frank fretter.

Q. Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
A. Because its got heart.

Q. Where do ghosts buy their food?
A. At the GHOSTery Store.

Q. What kind of bagel can fly?
A. A plain bagel.

Q. What kind of candy won't a ghost touch?
A. Life Savers.

Q. Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
A. It wanted better buns.

Q. What did the frog order at the burger place?
A. French flies and a diet croak.

Q. What kind of murderer has fibre?
A. A cereal killer.

Q. Have you heard the joke about the pizza?
A. Never mind, it's too cheesy!

Q. What did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg.

Q. What vegetable has eyes but can't see?
A. A potato.

Q. Why were the apple and orange alone?
A. Because the banana split!

Q. What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
A. Jellyfish.

Q. What do you call a train full of toffee?
A. A chew-chew train!

Q. What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
A. "We make a good match!"

Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!

Q. What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
A. A chew-chew train.

Q. There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
A. A watermelon!

Q. What does a hamburger name his daughter?
A. Patty.

Q. What do you call candy corn?
A. Pumpkin poop!

Q. What is Dracula's favourite fruit?
A. A nectarine.

Q. Take off my skin. I won't cry but you will. What am I?
A. An onion.

Q. Why do mushrooms like to tell jokes?
A. Because they're a fungi!

Q. What did the taco say to the burrito?
A. "Where you bean?"

Q. What did the Malteeser want to be when it grew up?
A. A Smartie.

Q. How do you make a milk shake?
A. Give it a good scare!

Q. How did the frozen chicken cross the road?
A. In a shopping bag.

Q. What did the gingerbread man find on his bed?
A. A cookie sheet!

Q. Why did the orange get stuck up the on the mountain?
A. Because he ran out of juice.

Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-AID!

Q. How do you make a sausage roll?
A. Push it down the hill!

Q. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
A. Nothing, he just let out a little wine.

Q. When was meat so high?
A. When the cow jumped over the moon!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
John
John who?
Johnny Apple Seed!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
I'm nacho momma!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lemon
Lemon who?
Lemon know when you want me to say apple again.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad we are out of school?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas let me in now!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix my lolly, I'll whack him.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Berry
Berry who?
Berry nice too meet you can. Can I come in now?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana split!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I like you.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I'll tell you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Soup
Soup who?
Superman!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ramon
Ramon who?
Ramon noodle soup.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wiener.
Wiener. who?
Wiener you going to get here?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
I8D
I8D who?
I8D whole cake!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ice Cream
Ice Cream who?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs. who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cereal
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!

Jokes

Customer: There is a fly in my soup.
Waitress: Don't worry the spider in your bread will get it.
 

Once an old man and woman went to a restaurant and ordered two sandwiches. The waiter brought the sandwiches and the old man started to eat but the women was only staring at the food. The waiter noticed this and went to see what the problem was. The old woman said nothing and just stared at him but the old man interrupted and said, "The sandwich is delicious, but she can't eat because I am using her teeth."
 

A ghost had been staying in a bed and breakfast hotel and when he came down for dinner he asked the waitress, "Please can I have two eggs, one tough and one rubbery, really tough bacon and burned, fried bread?"
The waitress said, "Sir, we really can't serve that kind of horrid food here."
The ghost replied, "Well, you did yesterday!"
 

Shelly: Our teacher is a peach.
Kelly: You mean she is really nice?
Shelly: No, she has a heart of stone.
 

A lady came to a shop and got 14 scoops of ice cream with nuts. The man behind the counter asked, "Do you want a cherry with that?"
The lady replied, "No, I'm on a diet."
 

There was a family of tomatoes, the father tomato, the mother tomato and the baby tomato. They were walking down the road one day and baby tomato kept lagging behind. So finally the father tomato went back and stepped on him and said, "Catch up!"
 

A man went to a restaurant and ordered soup. When the waitress came to give the soup to the man, he said, "Excuse me, I saw your thumb in my soup."
The waitress said, "Oh, it's okay. It wasn't hot."
 

There was once a cookie saying, "I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie."
A lady came along and told him to be quiet. She poked him in the middle. Then the cookie looked at his stomach and said, "I'm a donut, I'm a donut, I'm a donut."
 

My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
 

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it!
Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

Two cookies are baking in an oven. One cookie says to the other, "Man, is it me, or is it getting kinda hot in here?"
The other cookie replies, "Oh my goodness! A talking cookie!!"
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Me: I have a pizza joke!
Friend: What is it?
Me: Never mind! It's too cheesy!
 

A mushroom walks into a bar and the waiter says, "You look like a fungi!"
 

Bob: Why don't you wanna TACO 'bout it?
Josie: 'Cause I'm NACHO friend anymore!
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Whenever I want to start eating healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers.
 

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