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Food Jokes for Kids

Read our collection of laugh out loud funny food jokes for kids! All our jokes and riddles have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Share them with your kids and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. Food jokes and riddles for kids by kids.

Read our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes! Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you and your kids laugh out loud! :D

Riddles

Q. What two candies are the smartest?
A. Smarties and Nerds.

Q. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A. Pork Chop!

Q. What did the bully have for lunch?
A. He had a knuckle sandwich!

Q. What did the happy slice of cheese say to the sad slice of cheese?
A. "Aw, it will be okay! Everything is GOUDA!"

Q. Why do mushrooms like to tell jokes?
A. Because they're a fungi!

Q. What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
A. A chew-chew train.

Q. What is green, small and round and goes up and down?
A. A pea in a lift.

Q. What cheese is not yours?
A. Nacho Cheese.

Q. What do you call a train full of toffee?
A. A chew-chew train!

Q. What do snobby vegetables do when they see people?
A. They turnip (turn up) their noses?

Q. What does an injured lemon need?
A. Lemon Aid!

Q. What did the fish say to the chip?
A. "We were made for each other."

Q. What happens to cereal when you add legs?
A. It gives it a little kick!

Q. What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?
A. Ham and eggs!

Q. What did Sergeant Peanut Butter shout to his jelly police officers?
A. "Spread out, men!"

Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A. Ban-ana-na!

Q. There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
A. A watermelon!

Q. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
A. Nothing, he just let out a little wine.

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.

Q. When was meat so high?
A. When the cow jumped over the moon!

Q. What did the ghosts eat for dinner?
A. Spoke!

Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!

Q. What is a cow's favorite ice cream?
A. MOOnila!

Q. How do you make a sausage roll?
A. Push it down the hill!

Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"

Q. What do you call a pig that gets fired from his job?
A. Canned ham!

Q. What do you call a worried hot dog?
A. A frank fretter.

Q. Take off my skin. I won't cry but you will. What am I?
A. An onion.

Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-AID!

Q. How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
A. Grapes are purple.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I'll tell you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
I8D
I8D who?
I8D whole cake!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Berry
Berry who?
Berry nice too meet you can. Can I come in now?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wiener.
Wiener. who?
Wiener you going to get here?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I like you.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix my lolly, I'll whack him.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

Jokes

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Two cookies are baking in an oven. One cookie says to the other, "Man, is it me, or is it getting kinda hot in here?"
The other cookie replies, "Oh my goodness! A talking cookie!!"
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Customer: There is a fly in my soup.
Waitress: Don't worry the spider in your bread will get it.
 

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it!
Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

Whenever I want to start eating healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers.
 

Shelly: Our teacher is a peach.
Kelly: You mean she is really nice?
Shelly: No, she has a heart of stone.
 

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