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Food Jokes for Kids

Read our collection of laugh out loud funny food jokes for kids! All our jokes and riddles have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Share them with your kids and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. Food jokes and riddles for kids by kids.

Read our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes! Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you and your kids laugh out loud! :D

Riddles

Q. What do monsters order in fast food restaurants?
A. French FRIGHTS!

Q. What is a buckaneer?
A. Expensive corn!

Q. What kind of murderer has fibre?
A. A cereal killer.

Q. How do you make a milk shake?
A. Give it a good scare!

Q. What jam can't you eat?
A. A traffic jam.

Q. Why are ghosts always hungry?
A. Because the food goes right through them!

Q. What is green, small and round and goes up and down?
A. A pea in a lift.

Q. What did the bread say to the knife?
A. "Don't try to butter me up."

Q. Why did the bacon laugh?
A. Because the egg cracked a yoke.

Q. What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A. The teacher says, "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Choo-choo!"

Q. Why did the Smartie go to school?
A. Because he wanted to be smarter.

Q. What's white on the inside and green on the outside?
A. A banana dressed up as a cucumber!

Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.

Q. A tomato, a cabbage and a hose were in a race. The tomato was red and the cabbage was a vegetable. Who won?
A. The hose was running, the cabbage was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Q. What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
A. Jellyfish.

Q. What vegetable has eyes but can't see?
A. A potato.

Q. What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
A. "I never sausage a place"

Q. Why don't you eat ghosts?
A. They'll go right through you.

Q. There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
A. A watermelon!

Q. How do ghosts like their eggs?
A. Terror-fried.

Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. Because he felt crummy.

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.

Q. What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
A. Evaporated milk.

Q. What does an injured lemon need?
A. Lemon Aid!

Q. What is a cow's favorite ice cream?
A. MOOnila!

Q. What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
A. "Catch up!"

Q. What do you call a chimp that likes to eat potato chips?
A. A chip-monk!

Q. What did the policeman have on his sandwich?
A. Some traffic jam!

Q. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A. Pork Chop!

Q. What vegetables can't you take on a boat?
A. Leeks!

Q. What cheese is not yours?
A. Nacho Cheese.

Q. Why do rabbits eat carrots?
A. Because they don't want to be nearsighted!

Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-AID!

Q. What is Dracula's favourite fruit?
A. A nectarine.

Q. Why do people by aggressive fruit?
A. So they can make fruit punch!

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. What did the happy slice of cheese say to the sad slice of cheese?
A. "Aw, it will be okay! Everything is GOUDA!"

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.

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Q. What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
A. "We make a good match!"

Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?
A. An egg.

Q. What can't you eat at dinner?
A. Breakfast and lunch!

Q. What did the bully have for lunch?
A. He had a knuckle sandwich!

Q. Why did the baker go to jail?
A. Because he got caught beating the eggs.

Q. What is a table you can eat?
A. A vegetable.

Q. Where did the hamburgers go?
A. To the Meat Ball!

Q. What do you call two bananas?
A. A pair of slippers!

Q. Where do ghosts buy their food?
A. At the GHOSTery Store.

Q. Take off my skin. I won't cry but you will. What am I?
A. An onion.

Q. Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A. Because he couldn't find a date.

Q. What kind of doctor never works but is very popular around the world?
A. Dr. Pepper (the soda).

Q. How do you make a sausage roll?
A. Push it down the hill!

Q. Have you heard the joke about the pizza?
A. Never mind, it's too cheesy!

Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"

Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!

Q. What do cows like to put on their sandwiches?
A. MOOstard!

Q. What two countries should the chef use when he's making Christmas dinner?
A. Turkey and Greece.

Q. What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?
A. "Dill me in!"

Q. Why did the rancher name his ranch "Peanut Butter"?
A. It was a great spread.

Q. What kind of candy won't a ghost touch?
A. Life Savers.

Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"

Q. What do you get if you cross a cow with a smurf?
A. Blue cheese!

Q. Why did the banana wear sunscreen?
A. He didn't want to peel!

Q. What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?
A. A Hallo-weenie!

Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.

Q. What do you call a pig that gets fired from his job?
A. Canned ham!

Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!

Q. What did the Malteeser want to be when it grew up?
A. A Smartie.

Q. Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
A. Because its got heart.

Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
A. Noise!

Q. What does a hamburger name his daughter?
A. Patty.

Q. What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
A. They peel.

Q. What happens to cereal when you add legs?
A. It gives it a little kick!

Q. Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A. Because it might crack up!

Q. How did Burger King propose to his girlfriend?
A. With an onion ring.

Q. What's white, red and blue at Christmas time?
A. A sad candy cane!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
John
John who?
Johnny Apple Seed!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
I'm nacho momma!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lemon
Lemon who?
Lemon know when you want me to say apple again.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad we are out of school?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas let me in now!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix my lolly, I'll whack him.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Berry
Berry who?
Berry nice too meet you can. Can I come in now?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana split!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I like you.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I'll tell you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Soup
Soup who?
Superman!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ramon
Ramon who?
Ramon noodle soup.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wiener.
Wiener. who?
Wiener you going to get here?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
I8D
I8D who?
I8D whole cake!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ice Cream
Ice Cream who?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs. who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cereal
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!

Jokes

Customer: There is a fly in my soup.
Waitress: Don't worry the spider in your bread will get it.
 

Once an old man and woman went to a restaurant and ordered two sandwiches. The waiter brought the sandwiches and the old man started to eat but the women was only staring at the food. The waiter noticed this and went to see what the problem was. The old woman said nothing and just stared at him but the old man interrupted and said, "The sandwich is delicious, but she can't eat because I am using her teeth."
 

A ghost had been staying in a bed and breakfast hotel and when he came down for dinner he asked the waitress, "Please can I have two eggs, one tough and one rubbery, really tough bacon and burned, fried bread?"
The waitress said, "Sir, we really can't serve that kind of horrid food here."
The ghost replied, "Well, you did yesterday!"
 

Shelly: Our teacher is a peach.
Kelly: You mean she is really nice?
Shelly: No, she has a heart of stone.
 

A lady came to a shop and got 14 scoops of ice cream with nuts. The man behind the counter asked, "Do you want a cherry with that?"
The lady replied, "No, I'm on a diet."
 

There was a family of tomatoes, the father tomato, the mother tomato and the baby tomato. They were walking down the road one day and baby tomato kept lagging behind. So finally the father tomato went back and stepped on him and said, "Catch up!"
 

A man went to a restaurant and ordered soup. When the waitress came to give the soup to the man, he said, "Excuse me, I saw your thumb in my soup."
The waitress said, "Oh, it's okay. It wasn't hot."
 

There was once a cookie saying, "I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie."
A lady came along and told him to be quiet. She poked him in the middle. Then the cookie looked at his stomach and said, "I'm a donut, I'm a donut, I'm a donut."
 

My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
 

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it!
Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

Two cookies are baking in an oven. One cookie says to the other, "Man, is it me, or is it getting kinda hot in here?"
The other cookie replies, "Oh my goodness! A talking cookie!!"
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Me: I have a pizza joke!
Friend: What is it?
Me: Never mind! It's too cheesy!
 

A mushroom walks into a bar and the waiter says, "You look like a fungi!"
 

Bob: Why don't you wanna TACO 'bout it?
Josie: 'Cause I'm NACHO friend anymore!
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Whenever I want to start eating healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers.
 

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