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Food Jokes for Kids

Read our collection of laugh out loud funny food jokes for kids! All our jokes and riddles have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Share them with your kids and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. Food jokes and riddles for kids by kids.

Read our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes! Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you and your kids laugh out loud! :D

Riddles

Q. What did the bully have for lunch?
A. He had a knuckle sandwich!

Q. What did the gingerbread man find on his bed?
A. A cookie sheet!

Q. Why did the cow eat the tight rope walker?
A. Because he wanted a balanced meal!

Q. What's the difference between a grape and a chicken?
A. They're both purple, except the chicken!

Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"

Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.

Q. Why do mushrooms like to tell jokes?
A. Because they're a fungi!

Q. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A. I don't know, a Hershey BAAH?!

Q. What is green, small and round and goes up and down?
A. A pea in a lift.

Q. What's Santa's favourite candy?
A. Jolly Ranchers!

Q. What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
A. Jellyfish.

Q. Why did the banana factory shut down?
A. Because they chucked out all the bent ones!

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!

Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!

Q. What do you call candy corn?
A. Pumpkin poop!

Q. What do you call a worried hot dog?
A. A frank fretter.

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. Why did the cookie cry?
A. Because his mother was a wafer too long!

Q. What would happen if pigs could fly?
A. Bacon would go up!

Q. How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
A. Grapes are purple.

Q. What do you call a pig that gets fired from his job?
A. Canned ham!

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.

Q. There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
A. A watermelon!

Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A. Ban-ana-na!

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. I scream.

Q. Why was the bread dough sad?
A. It wanted to be kneaded by someone.

Q. Why do people by aggressive fruit?
A. So they can make fruit punch!

Q. Did you hear what happened down at the fish shop?
A. The fish got battered!

Q. What do you call a chimp that likes to eat potato chips?
A. A chip-monk!

Q. Why didn't the police catch the banana?
A. Because it split!

Q. What is green and white when it is up and red when it hits the ground?
A. A watermelon.

Q. What is a table you can eat?
A. A vegetable.

Q. Paul is six feet tall. He is an assistant in a butcher shop. He wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
A. Meat.

Q. What do snobby vegetables do when they see people?
A. They turnip (turn up) their noses?

Q. Why are ghosts always hungry?
A. Because the food goes right through them!

Q. What happens to cereal when you add legs?
A. It gives it a little kick!

Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-AID!

Q. What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
A. Evaporated milk.

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Q. What is Dracula's favourite fruit?
A. A nectarine.

Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
A. Pi!

Q. Why are cooks cruel?
A. Because they whip cream and beat eggs!!

Q. What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?
A. A Hallo-weenie!

Q. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A. A cookie sheet!

Q. What did the baker give his wife for their anniversary?
A. Flour.

Q. What's white on the inside and green on the outside?
A. A banana dressed up as a cucumber!

Q. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A. "Where's popcorn?!"

Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!

Q. Why did the banana wear sunscreen?
A. He didn't want to peel!

Q. Why did the orange get stuck up the on the mountain?
A. Because he ran out of juice.

Q. What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
A. "I never sausage a place"

Q. What did Sergeant Peanut Butter shout to his jelly police officers?
A. "Spread out, men!"

Q. How did Burger King propose to his girlfriend?
A. With an onion ring.

Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!

Q. Why did the rancher name his ranch "Peanut Butter"?
A. It was a great spread.

Q. What vegetable has eyes but can't see?
A. A potato.

Q. How do you get fat free milk?
A. From a skinny cow!

Q. What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A. The teacher says, "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Choo-choo!"

Q. What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
A. Pineapple.

Q. What did the happy slice of cheese say to the sad slice of cheese?
A. "Aw, it will be okay! Everything is GOUDA!"

Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.

Q. What do you call a mummy eating in bed?
A. A crummy mummy.

Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!

Q. Where do you learn to make ice cream?
A. At Sundae School!

Q. What kind of candy won't a ghost touch?
A. Life Savers.

Q. What do ghosts eat for dinner?
A. SPOOKgetti!

Q. What does the baby popcorn call his dad?
A. Pop!

Q. What is Santa's favorite snack?
A. Ho, hos!

Q. What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
A. "We make a good match!"

Q. Why don't you eat ghosts?
A. They'll go right through you.

Q. What do vampires never order at a cafe?
A. A STAKE sandwich!

Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!

Q. Take off my skin. I won't cry but you will. What am I?
A. An onion.

Q. How do you make a sausage roll?
A. Push it down the hill!

Q. What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
A. "Catch up!"

Q. Why were the apple and orange alone?
A. Because the banana split!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
John
John who?
Johnny Apple Seed!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
I'm nacho momma!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lemon
Lemon who?
Lemon know when you want me to say apple again.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad we are out of school?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas let me in now!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix my lolly, I'll whack him.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Berry
Berry who?
Berry nice too meet you can. Can I come in now?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana split!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I like you.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I'll tell you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Soup
Soup who?
Superman!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ramon
Ramon who?
Ramon noodle soup.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wiener.
Wiener. who?
Wiener you going to get here?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
I8D
I8D who?
I8D whole cake!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ice Cream
Ice Cream who?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs. who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cereal
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!

Jokes

Customer: There is a fly in my soup.
Waitress: Don't worry the spider in your bread will get it.
 

Once an old man and woman went to a restaurant and ordered two sandwiches. The waiter brought the sandwiches and the old man started to eat but the women was only staring at the food. The waiter noticed this and went to see what the problem was. The old woman said nothing and just stared at him but the old man interrupted and said, "The sandwich is delicious, but she can't eat because I am using her teeth."
 

A ghost had been staying in a bed and breakfast hotel and when he came down for dinner he asked the waitress, "Please can I have two eggs, one tough and one rubbery, really tough bacon and burned, fried bread?"
The waitress said, "Sir, we really can't serve that kind of horrid food here."
The ghost replied, "Well, you did yesterday!"
 

Shelly: Our teacher is a peach.
Kelly: You mean she is really nice?
Shelly: No, she has a heart of stone.
 

A lady came to a shop and got 14 scoops of ice cream with nuts. The man behind the counter asked, "Do you want a cherry with that?"
The lady replied, "No, I'm on a diet."
 

There was a family of tomatoes, the father tomato, the mother tomato and the baby tomato. They were walking down the road one day and baby tomato kept lagging behind. So finally the father tomato went back and stepped on him and said, "Catch up!"
 

A man went to a restaurant and ordered soup. When the waitress came to give the soup to the man, he said, "Excuse me, I saw your thumb in my soup."
The waitress said, "Oh, it's okay. It wasn't hot."
 

There was once a cookie saying, "I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie."
A lady came along and told him to be quiet. She poked him in the middle. Then the cookie looked at his stomach and said, "I'm a donut, I'm a donut, I'm a donut."
 

My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
 

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it!
Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

Two cookies are baking in an oven. One cookie says to the other, "Man, is it me, or is it getting kinda hot in here?"
The other cookie replies, "Oh my goodness! A talking cookie!!"
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Me: I have a pizza joke!
Friend: What is it?
Me: Never mind! It's too cheesy!
 

A mushroom walks into a bar and the waiter says, "You look like a fungi!"
 

Bob: Why don't you wanna TACO 'bout it?
Josie: 'Cause I'm NACHO friend anymore!
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Whenever I want to start eating healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers.
 

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