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Food Jokes for Kids

Read our collection of laugh out loud funny food jokes for kids! All our jokes and riddles have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Share them with your kids and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. Food jokes and riddles for kids by kids.

Read our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes! Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you and your kids laugh out loud! :D

Riddles

Q. What do you call a pig that gets fired from his job?
A. Canned ham!

Q. Why did the mushroom have so many friends?
A. Because he was a fungi!

Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
A. BOOberries.

Q. How do ghosts like their eggs?
A. Terror-fried.

Q. What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
A. Noise!

Q. When was meat so high?
A. When the cow jumped over the moon!

Q. What did the lucky lollipop say to the unlucky lollipop?
A. "Bye-bye, sucker!"

Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!

Q. What two countries should the chef use when he's making Christmas dinner?
A. Turkey and Greece.

Q. What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A. "You go on without me, I'll ketchup!"

Q. What happens to cereal when you add legs?
A. It gives it a little kick!

Q. What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
A. A chew-chew train.

Q. What do you get if you cross a cow with a smurf?
A. Blue cheese!

Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A. Ban-ana-na!

Q. Why didn't the police catch the banana?
A. Because it split!

Q. Take off my skin. I won't cry but you will. What am I?
A. An onion.

Q. What did the baker give his wife for their anniversary?
A. Flour.

Q. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
A. "It's been nice gnawing you!"

Q. How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
A. Grapes are purple.

Q. What is Dracula's favourite fruit?
A. A nectarine.

Q. What does a hamburger name his daughter?
A. Patty.

Q. What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
A. The teacher says, "Spit your gum out" and the train says, "Choo-choo!"

Q. What do cows like to put on their sandwiches?
A. MOOstard!

Q. Why did the bread cross the road?
A. To BUTTER the other side!

Q. What did the cake say to the fork?
A. "You want a piece of me?"

Q. Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A. Better not tell you, it might spread!

Q. What vegetable has eyes but can't see?
A. A potato.

Q. What is Santa's favorite snack?
A. Ho, hos!

Q. Why did the orange get stuck up the on the mountain?
A. Because he ran out of juice.

Q. How did the frozen chicken cross the road?
A. In a shopping bag.

Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. Because he felt crummy.

Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. What did the ghosts eat for dinner?
A. Spoke!

Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.

Q. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A. I don't know, a Hershey BAAH?!

Q. Why did the banana factory shut down?
A. Because they chucked out all the bent ones!

Q. What did the frog order at the burger place?
A. French flies and a diet croak.

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Q. What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
A. Pineapple.

Q. What did the dressing say to the refrigerator?
A. "Shut the door I am dressing!"

Q. What kind of candy won't a ghost touch?
A. Life Savers.

Q. What did the bread say to the man?
A. Nothing, bread can't talk.

Q. What do snobby vegetables do when they see people?
A. They turnip (turn up) their noses?

Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!

Q. Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
A. Because he saw the salad dressing.

Q. What is red when you go and green when you stop?
A. A watermelon.

Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-AID!

Q. Why did the cow eat the tight rope walker?
A. Because he wanted a balanced meal!

Q. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A. Pork Chop!

Q. What is green and white when it is up and red when it hits the ground?
A. A watermelon.

Q. Where did the hamburgers go?
A. To the Meat Ball!

Q. What do you call candy corn?
A. Pumpkin poop!

Q. What is a cow's favorite ice cream?
A. MOOnila!

Q. What's the difference between a grape and a chicken?
A. They're both purple, except the chicken!

Q. Did you hear what happened down at the fish shop?
A. The fish got battered!

Q. What's Santa's favourite candy?
A. Jolly Ranchers!

Q. What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
A. A Blood Orange.

Q. What two candies are the smartest?
A. Smarties and Nerds.

Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"

Q. What is green, small and round and goes up and down?
A. A pea in a lift.

Q. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A. A cookie sheet!

Q. Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
A. He was annoyed with the HOLE business.

Q. Why were the apple and orange alone?
A. Because the banana split!

Q. Why was the bread dough sad?
A. It wanted to be kneaded by someone.

Q. What did the gingerbread man find on his bed?
A. A cookie sheet!

Q. What is a witch's favourite food?
A. Goulash.

Q. What do monsters order in fast food restaurants?
A. French FRIGHTS!

Q. What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?
A. A Hallo-weenie!

Q. What would happen if pigs could fly?
A. Bacon would go up!

Q. What did the Malteeser want to be when it grew up?
A. A Smartie.

Q. What did the running ketchup said to the walking ketchup?
A. "Catch up!"

Q. What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
A. Evaporated milk.

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!

Q. What do you call a worried hot dog?
A. A frank fretter.

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. I scream.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
John
John who?
Johnny Apple Seed!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
I'm nacho momma!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lemon
Lemon who?
Lemon know when you want me to say apple again.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad we are out of school?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas let me in now!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix my lolly, I'll whack him.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Berry
Berry who?
Berry nice too meet you can. Can I come in now?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana split!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I like you.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I'll tell you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Soup
Soup who?
Superman!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ramon
Ramon who?
Ramon noodle soup.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wiener.
Wiener. who?
Wiener you going to get here?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
I8D
I8D who?
I8D whole cake!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ice Cream
Ice Cream who?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs. who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cereal
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!

Jokes

Customer: There is a fly in my soup.
Waitress: Don't worry the spider in your bread will get it.
 

Once an old man and woman went to a restaurant and ordered two sandwiches. The waiter brought the sandwiches and the old man started to eat but the women was only staring at the food. The waiter noticed this and went to see what the problem was. The old woman said nothing and just stared at him but the old man interrupted and said, "The sandwich is delicious, but she can't eat because I am using her teeth."
 

A ghost had been staying in a bed and breakfast hotel and when he came down for dinner he asked the waitress, "Please can I have two eggs, one tough and one rubbery, really tough bacon and burned, fried bread?"
The waitress said, "Sir, we really can't serve that kind of horrid food here."
The ghost replied, "Well, you did yesterday!"
 

Shelly: Our teacher is a peach.
Kelly: You mean she is really nice?
Shelly: No, she has a heart of stone.
 

A lady came to a shop and got 14 scoops of ice cream with nuts. The man behind the counter asked, "Do you want a cherry with that?"
The lady replied, "No, I'm on a diet."
 

There was a family of tomatoes, the father tomato, the mother tomato and the baby tomato. They were walking down the road one day and baby tomato kept lagging behind. So finally the father tomato went back and stepped on him and said, "Catch up!"
 

A man went to a restaurant and ordered soup. When the waitress came to give the soup to the man, he said, "Excuse me, I saw your thumb in my soup."
The waitress said, "Oh, it's okay. It wasn't hot."
 

There was once a cookie saying, "I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie."
A lady came along and told him to be quiet. She poked him in the middle. Then the cookie looked at his stomach and said, "I'm a donut, I'm a donut, I'm a donut."
 

My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
 

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it!
Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

Two cookies are baking in an oven. One cookie says to the other, "Man, is it me, or is it getting kinda hot in here?"
The other cookie replies, "Oh my goodness! A talking cookie!!"
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Me: I have a pizza joke!
Friend: What is it?
Me: Never mind! It's too cheesy!
 

A mushroom walks into a bar and the waiter says, "You look like a fungi!"
 

Bob: Why don't you wanna TACO 'bout it?
Josie: 'Cause I'm NACHO friend anymore!
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Whenever I want to start eating healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers.
 

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