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Food Jokes for Kids

Read our collection of laugh out loud funny food jokes for kids! All our jokes and riddles have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Share them with your kids and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. Food jokes and riddles for kids by kids.

Read our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes! Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you and your kids laugh out loud! :D

Riddles

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.

Q. Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
A. It wanted better buns.

Q. What can you put in a freezer that's hot and will always come out hot?
A. Hot sauce.

Q. Why are ghosts always hungry?
A. Because the food goes right through them!

Q. What does a hamburger name his daughter?
A. Patty.

Q. What do you call a worried hot dog?
A. A frank fretter.

Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!

Q. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A. Pork Chop!

Q. Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A. Because it might crack up!

Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A. Ban-ana-na!

Q. What is a buckaneer?
A. Expensive corn!

Q. What did the taco say to the burrito?
A. "Where you bean?"

Q. How do you hunt for elephants?
A. Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.

Q. Why did the orange get stuck up the on the mountain?
A. Because he ran out of juice.

Q. What did the Malteeser want to be when it grew up?
A. A Smartie.

Q. What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?
A. A Hallo-weenie!

Q. How do you make a sausage roll?
A. Push it down the hill!

Q. What did the frog order at the burger place?
A. French flies and a diet croak.

Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. Because he felt crummy.

Q. What did the fish say to the chip?
A. "We were made for each other."

Q. What do you call two bananas?
A. A pair of slippers!

Q. What do snobby vegetables do when they see people?
A. They turnip (turn up) their noses?

Q. What kind of bagel can fly?
A. A plain bagel.

Q. What jam can't you eat?
A. A traffic jam.

Q. What did the dressing say to the refrigerator?
A. "Shut the door I am dressing!"

Q. What kind of murderer has fibre?
A. A cereal killer.

Q. What is green and white when it is up and red when it hits the ground?
A. A watermelon.

Q. A tomato, a cabbage and a hose were in a race. The tomato was red and the cabbage was a vegetable. Who won?
A. The hose was running, the cabbage was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!

Q. Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A. Because he couldn't find a date.

Q. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
A. "It's been nice gnawing you!"

Q. Why did the bacon laugh?
A. Because the egg cracked a yoke.

Q. What does the baby popcorn call his dad?
A. Pop!

Q. What's white, red and blue at Christmas time?
A. A sad candy cane!

Q. Why did the candy cane cross the road?
A. Because it wanted to get a licking!

Q. What did the pitcher say when eggs, bacon and pancakes were playing baseball?
A. "Butter up."

Q. What kind of candy won't a ghost touch?
A. Life Savers.

Q. Paul is six feet tall. He is an assistant in a butcher shop. He wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
A. Meat.

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Q. What happens to cereal when you add legs?
A. It gives it a little kick!

Q. What did the gingerbread man find on his bed?
A. A cookie sheet!

Q. Why do people by aggressive fruit?
A. So they can make fruit punch!

Q. What do race car driver's eat?
A. Fast food!

Q. What has ears but can't hear?
A. A corn field!

Q. Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
A. He was annoyed with the HOLE business.

Q. What do you call a potato that was crushed?
A. Squash.

Q. What do you call candy corn?
A. Pumpkin poop!

Q. What do you get if you cross a cow with a smurf?
A. Blue cheese!

Q. Take off my skin. I won't cry but you will. What am I?
A. An onion.

Q. Why did the bread cross the road?
A. To BUTTER the other side!

Q. Why did the rancher name his ranch "Peanut Butter"?
A. It was a great spread.

Q. What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
A. A Blood Orange.

Q. What did the ghost put on his bagel?
A. SCREAM cheese!

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!

Q. Why did the baker go to jail?
A. Because he got caught beating the eggs.

Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.

Q. What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
A. Evaporated milk.

Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!

Q. What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
A. They peel.

Q. Why did the cow do jumping jacks?
A. Because he wanted a milkshake!

Q. How do you make a milk shake?
A. Give it a good scare!

Q. What did the skeleton say after dinner?
A. "Everything I eat goes right through me!"

Q. What did the bread say to the knife?
A. "Don't try to butter me up."

Q. What did the bread say to the man?
A. Nothing, bread can't talk.

Q. What do you call a mummy eating in bed?
A. A crummy mummy.

Q. What is a witch's favourite food?
A. Goulash.

Q. What do vampires never order at a cafe?
A. A STAKE sandwich!

Q. Why did the cow eat the tight rope walker?
A. Because he wanted a balanced meal!

Q. Why did the banana factory shut down?
A. Because they chucked out all the bent ones!

Q. What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
A. Jellyfish.

Q. Where do you learn to make ice cream?
A. At Sundae School!

Q. What's Santa's favourite candy?
A. Jolly Ranchers!

Q. What's white on the inside and green on the outside?
A. A banana dressed up as a cucumber!

Q. Why did the banana wear sunscreen?
A. He didn't want to peel!

Q. What do you call a pig that gets fired from his job?
A. Canned ham!

Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-AID!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
John
John who?
Johnny Apple Seed!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
I'm nacho momma!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lemon
Lemon who?
Lemon know when you want me to say apple again.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad we are out of school?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas let me in now!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix my lolly, I'll whack him.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Berry
Berry who?
Berry nice too meet you can. Can I come in now?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana split!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I like you.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I'll tell you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Soup
Soup who?
Superman!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ramon
Ramon who?
Ramon noodle soup.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wiener.
Wiener. who?
Wiener you going to get here?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
I8D
I8D who?
I8D whole cake!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ice Cream
Ice Cream who?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs. who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cereal
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!

Jokes

Customer: There is a fly in my soup.
Waitress: Don't worry the spider in your bread will get it.
 

Once an old man and woman went to a restaurant and ordered two sandwiches. The waiter brought the sandwiches and the old man started to eat but the women was only staring at the food. The waiter noticed this and went to see what the problem was. The old woman said nothing and just stared at him but the old man interrupted and said, "The sandwich is delicious, but she can't eat because I am using her teeth."
 

A ghost had been staying in a bed and breakfast hotel and when he came down for dinner he asked the waitress, "Please can I have two eggs, one tough and one rubbery, really tough bacon and burned, fried bread?"
The waitress said, "Sir, we really can't serve that kind of horrid food here."
The ghost replied, "Well, you did yesterday!"
 

Shelly: Our teacher is a peach.
Kelly: You mean she is really nice?
Shelly: No, she has a heart of stone.
 

A lady came to a shop and got 14 scoops of ice cream with nuts. The man behind the counter asked, "Do you want a cherry with that?"
The lady replied, "No, I'm on a diet."
 

There was a family of tomatoes, the father tomato, the mother tomato and the baby tomato. They were walking down the road one day and baby tomato kept lagging behind. So finally the father tomato went back and stepped on him and said, "Catch up!"
 

A man went to a restaurant and ordered soup. When the waitress came to give the soup to the man, he said, "Excuse me, I saw your thumb in my soup."
The waitress said, "Oh, it's okay. It wasn't hot."
 

There was once a cookie saying, "I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie."
A lady came along and told him to be quiet. She poked him in the middle. Then the cookie looked at his stomach and said, "I'm a donut, I'm a donut, I'm a donut."
 

My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
 

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it!
Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

Two cookies are baking in an oven. One cookie says to the other, "Man, is it me, or is it getting kinda hot in here?"
The other cookie replies, "Oh my goodness! A talking cookie!!"
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Me: I have a pizza joke!
Friend: What is it?
Me: Never mind! It's too cheesy!
 

A mushroom walks into a bar and the waiter says, "You look like a fungi!"
 

Bob: Why don't you wanna TACO 'bout it?
Josie: 'Cause I'm NACHO friend anymore!
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

Whenever I want to start eating healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers.
 

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