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Funny food jokes for Kids

Food Jokes

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about food. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these food jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What jam can't you eat?
A. A traffic jam.

Q. Why did the banana factory shut down?
A. Because they chucked out all the bent ones!

Q. Why do rabbits eat carrots?
A. Because they don't want to be nearsighted!

Q. What is Dracula's favourite fruit?
A. A nectarine.

Q. What do cows like to put on their sandwiches?
A. MOOstard!

Q. What did the bread say to the knife?
A. "Don't try to butter me up."

Q. Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
A. He was annoyed with the HOLE business.

Q. How do ghosts like their eggs?
A. Terror-fried.

Q. What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
A. They peel.

Q. What is red when you go and green when you stop?
A. A watermelon.

Q. What does a hamburger name his daughter?
A. Patty.

Q. What did the baker give his wife for their anniversary?
A. Flour.

Q. What's the difference between a grape and a chicken?
A. They're both purple, except the chicken!

Q. What kind of candy won't a ghost touch?
A. Life Savers.

Q. What can you put in a freezer that's hot and will always come out hot?
A. Hot sauce.

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Q. Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A. Because it might crack up!

Q. What does an orange do when it takes a test?
A. It concentrates!

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!

Q. Why did the banana wear sunscreen?
A. He didn't want to peel!

Q. How do you make a milk shake?
A. Give it a good scare!

Q. What did the frog order at the burger place?
A. French flies and a diet croak.

Q. What can't you eat at dinner?
A. Breakfast and lunch!

Q. What do you call a worried hot dog?
A. A frank fretter.

Q. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A. A cookie sheet!

Q. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A. "Where's popcorn?!"

Q. Take off my skin. I won't cry but you will. What am I?
A. An onion.

Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?
A. Drumsticks for everyone!

Q. Where did the hamburgers go?
A. To the Meat Ball!

Q. What kind of doctor never works but is very popular around the world?
A. Dr. Pepper (the soda).

Q. Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
A. Because he saw the salad dressing.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Soup
Soup who?
Superman!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Berry
Berry who?
Berry nice too meet you can. Can I come in now?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ice Cream
Ice Cream who?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lemon
Lemon who?
Lemon know when you want me to say apple again.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wiener.
Wiener. who?
Wiener you going to get here?

Jokes

Once an old man and woman went to a restaurant and ordered two sandwiches. The waiter brought the sandwiches and the old man started to eat but the women was only staring at the food. The waiter noticed this and went to see what the problem was. The old woman said nothing and just stared at him but the old man interrupted and said, "The sandwich is delicious, but she can't eat because I am using her teeth."
 

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it!
Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

Bob: Why don't you wanna TACO 'bout it?
Josie: 'Cause I'm NACHO friend anymore!
 

Me: I have a pizza joke!
Friend: What is it?
Me: Never mind! It's too cheesy!
 

There was once a cookie saying, "I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie."
A lady came along and told him to be quiet. She poked him in the middle. Then the cookie looked at his stomach and said, "I'm a donut, I'm a donut, I'm a donut."
 

A mushroom walks into a bar and the waiter says, "You look like a fungi!"
 

My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
 

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