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Elephant Jokes for Kids

Funny elephant jokes for kids

Read our collection of hilarious elephant jokes for kids! All our jokes and riddles have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Share them with your kids and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. Elephant jokes and riddles for kids by kids.

Read our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes! Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you and your kids laugh out loud! :D What's big, grey and laughing out loud? An elephant reading Squigly's elephant jokes.

Riddles

Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. Because they would look funny with a suitcase.

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!

Q. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?
A. Great big holes all over Australia.

Q. How do pachyderms hear?
A. It doesn't matter - it's ear elephant (irrelevant).

Q. What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps?
A. An elephant that was stung by a lot of bees!

Q. What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
A. Stuck!

Q. How do you know an elephant is under your blanket?
A. Because when you get in your bed your nose touches the ceiling.

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
A. Elephino.

Q. What did the elephant say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you a ton."

Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.

Q. What do you get when an elephant sky dives?
A. A big hole.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. The chicken couldn't be bothered!

Q. How do you hunt for elephants?
A. Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.

Q. Why doesn't the elephant use the computer?
A. Because it is afraid of the mouse!

Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!

Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. They'd look pretty stupid with glove compartments.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired!

Q. What goes down but never goes up?
A. An elephant in an elevator.

Q. How do you eat an elephant?
A. One bite at a time.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q. There were two elephants under one umbrella, why didn't they get wet?
A. It wasn't raining.

Q. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and put the elephant in and then close the door.

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.

Q. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
A. He called a tow truck.

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits in a chair?
A. Time to buy a new chair!

Q. Why did the elephant float down the river on his back?
A. So he wouldn't get his tennis shoes wet.

Q. What do a tree and an elephant have in common?
A. A trunk.

Q. What kind of ant is so strong that it can knock down trees?
A. An elephant.

Q. How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
A. Grapes are purple.

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A. A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

Jokes

A guy and his elephant are driving and get pulled over. The policeman says, "You need to take the elephant to the zoo." So the guy took his elephant to the zoo.

The next day, the same policeman pulls over the same guy and elephant. The policeman says, "I told you to take the elephant to the zoo."
The guy says, "I did yesterday, today we are going to a baseball game."
 

An elephant asked an ant, "Please hide me." So the ant replied, "Hide behind me."
 

Down in the south where coconuts grow, an elephant stepped on a mosquito's toe. The mosquito jumped up with tears in his eyes and said, "Excuse me but you're not my size."
 

Peter: Mother, why is a snail stronger than an elephant?
Mother: I don't know.
Peter: Because a snail can carry its own home, but an elephant can only carry its own trunk.
 

Policeman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle.
Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.
 

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

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