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Elephant Jokes

Funny elephant jokes for kids

What's big, grey and laughing out loud? An elephant reading Squigly's Elephant jokes. Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about elephants. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why couldn't the elephant move?
A. Because he couldn't lift his trunk!

Q. Why doesn't the elephant use the computer?
A. Because it is afraid of the mouse!

Q. What did the elephant say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A. "I love you a ton."

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.

Q. How does a elephant get out of a tree?
A. He climbs on a leaf and waits till autumn!

Q. What's big, grey and has red spots?
A. An elephant with chicken pox!

Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. They'd look pretty stupid with glove compartments.

Q. Why did the elephant float down the river on his back?
A. So he wouldn't get his tennis shoes wet.

Q. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
A. Nothing, he just let out a little wine.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired!

Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants?
A. "Look, a herd of elephants!"

Q. What do a tree and an elephant have in common?
A. A trunk.

Q. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?
A. Great big holes all over Australia.

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A. A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

Q. Why did the elephant stay on the marshmallow?
A. Because she didn't want to fall in the hot cocoa.

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Q. What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
A. Sir!

Q. What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps?
A. An elephant that was stung by a lot of bees!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. The chicken couldn't be bothered!

Q. What has big ears and shouts "HUT! HUT! HUT!"?
A. An elephant quarterback.

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!

Q. Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
A. So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.

Q. What is the same size as a elephant, yet weighs nothing?
A. An elephant's shadow!

Q. How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
A. Grapes are purple.

Q. Why was the elephant afraid of the computer store?
A. Because they sold the world's best mice.

Q. Why couldn't the two elephants go swimming together?
A. Because they only had one pair of trunks!

Q. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and put the elephant in and then close the door.

Q. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and take out the elephant and put the giraffe in, then close the door.

Q. The animals were having a meeting in the jungle. Who didn't come?
A. The giraffe, it was in the refrigerator.

Q. A man was hiking in the jungle. He came to a river. In the river lived alligators. How did the man cross the river?
A. He swam across, the alligators were at the meeting.

Q. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
A. Lost.

Q. How do you know an elephant is under your blanket?
A. Because when you get in your bed your nose touches the ceiling.

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence.

Q. How do pachyderms hear?
A. It doesn't matter - it's ear elephant (irrelevant).

Jokes

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

An elephant asked an ant, "Please hide me." So the ant replied, "Hide behind me."
 

Peter: Mother, why is a snail stronger than an elephant?
Mother: I don't know.
Peter: Because a snail can carry its own home, but an elephant can only carry its own trunk.
 

Down in the south where coconuts grow, an elephant stepped on a mosquito's toe. The mosquito jumped up with tears in his eyes and said, "Excuse me but you're not my size."
 

Policeman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle.
Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.
 

A guy and his elephant are driving and get pulled over. The policeman says, "You need to take the elephant to the zoo." So the guy took his elephant to the zoo.

The next day, the same policeman pulls over the same guy and elephant. The policeman says, "I told you to take the elephant to the zoo."
The guy says, "I did yesterday, today we are going to a baseball game."
 

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