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Funny elephant jokes for kids

Read our collection of hilarious elephant jokes for kids! All our jokes and riddles have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Share them with your kids and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. Elephant jokes and riddles for kids by kids.

Read our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes! Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you and your kids laugh out loud! :D What's big, grey and laughing out loud? An elephant reading Squigly's elephant jokes.

Riddles

Q. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
A. He called a tow truck.

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits in a chair?
A. Time to buy a new chair!

Q. What has big ears and shouts "HUT! HUT! HUT!"?
A. An elephant quarterback.

Q. What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A. Swimming trunks!

Q. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
A. Lost.

Q. Why did the elephant wear red tennis shoes?
A. To hide in the strawberry patch!

Q. There were two elephants under one umbrella, why didn't they get wet?
A. It wasn't raining.

Q. What do you call elephants that swim?
A. Swimming trunks!

Q. How do pachyderms hear?
A. It doesn't matter - it's ear elephant (irrelevant).

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
A. Elephino.

Q. How do you eat an elephant?
A. One bite at a time.

Q. Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?
A. Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired!

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. A school bus full of elephants!

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Q. What do a car, tree and an elephant have in common?
A. They all have trunks!

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q. What did the elephant say to her son when he was naughty?
A. "Tusk tusk!"

Q. What kind of ant is so strong that it can knock down trees?
A. An elephant.

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A. A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence.

Q. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
A. Nothing, he just let out a little wine.

Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. Because they would look funny with a suitcase.

Q. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants?
A. "Look, a herd of elephants!"

Q. Why couldn't the two elephants go swimming together?
A. Because they only had one pair of trunks!

Q. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and put the elephant in and then close the door.

Q. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
A. You open the door and take out the elephant and put the giraffe in, then close the door.

Q. The animals were having a meeting in the jungle. Who didn't come?
A. The giraffe, it was in the refrigerator.

Q. A man was hiking in the jungle. He came to a river. In the river lived alligators. How did the man cross the river?
A. He swam across, the alligators were at the meeting.

Q. What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
A. Sir!

Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. They'd look pretty stupid with glove compartments.

Q. What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
A. Stuck!

Q. How does a elephant get out of a tree?
A. He climbs on a leaf and waits till autumn!

Jokes

Did you know the most fattening food in the world is peanuts? Well have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
 

A guy and his elephant are driving and get pulled over. The policeman says, "You need to take the elephant to the zoo." So the guy took his elephant to the zoo.

The next day, the same policeman pulls over the same guy and elephant. The policeman says, "I told you to take the elephant to the zoo."
The guy says, "I did yesterday, today we are going to a baseball game."
 

Peter: Mother, why is a snail stronger than an elephant?
Mother: I don't know.
Peter: Because a snail can carry its own home, but an elephant can only carry its own trunk.
 

An elephant asked an ant, "Please hide me." So the ant replied, "Hide behind me."
 

Down in the south where coconuts grow, an elephant stepped on a mosquito's toe. The mosquito jumped up with tears in his eyes and said, "Excuse me but you're not my size."
 

Policeman: One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle.
Zoo keeper: Nonsense, none of my elephants know how to ride a bicycle.
 

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