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Funny Easter Jokes for Kids

Funny Easter Jokes for Kids
Easter Jokes for Kids

Read our collection of egg-cellent Easter jokes for kids! All our jokes and riddles have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Share them with your kids and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. Easter jokes and riddles for kids by kids.

What was hiding in the Easter Bunny's favorite egg? Squigly's Easter yokes! Read our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes! Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you and your kids laugh out loud! :D

Riddles

Q. Why didn't the bunny hop?
A. No bunny knows.

Q. What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
A. A runny bunny.

Q. How do you catch a rabbit?
A. Make a noise like a carrot.

Q. Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?
A. A sock hop.

Q. What do you get if you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies.

Q. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
A. "It's been nice gnawing you!"

Q. How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs?
A. He hires Santa's elves during the off season.

Q. How do rabbits travel?
A. By HAREplanes.

Q. Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?
A. IHOP.

Q. What kind of stories do rabbits like best?
A. Ones with hoppy endings.

Q. How did the rabbit cross the road?
A. He hopped he could.

Q. How do you kill a unique rabbit?
A. You neak up on it.

Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an oyster?
A. The oyster bunny.

Q. Why do rabbits eat carrots?
A. Because they don't want to be nearsighted!

Q. What did the father Easter egg do when the mother Easter egg told him a joke?
A. He cracked up!

Q. What kind of music do bunnies like?
A. Hip Hop.

Q. What does a bunny rabbit do in the rain?
A. Get wet!

Q. How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
A. He gets hopping mad.

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Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!

Q. What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A. A honey bunny!

Q. What stories does the Easter Bunny like best?
A. The ones with happy eggings!

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!

Q. What does the Easter Bunny say when it burps?
A. "Eggs-cuse me!"

Q. How do rabbits travel?
A. By hare planes!

Q. What happened to the Easter egg when it heard a funny joke?
A. It cracked up!

Q. Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter?
A. Because they are eggs-tinct!

Q. Why did the Easter Bunny join the gym?
A. To get lots of Eggs-ercise!

Q. How does Easter end?
A. With an R!

Q. How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
A. Eggs mark the spot!

Q. What do you call an Easter Egg from Outer space?
A. An Egg-stra-terrestrial!

Q. How did the Easter Bunny rate his favourite restaurant?
A. Egg-cellent!

Q. Why is the Easter Bunny so smart?
A. He's an egghead.

Q. What happened to the Easter Bunny when he was naughty at school?
A. He was eggs-pelled!

Q. Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A. Because it's easier than wallpapering them.

Q. What kind of bunny can't hop?
A. Ones made of chocolate!

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
The Easter Bunny!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ana
Ana who?
Ana-other Easter Bunny!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mora
Mora who?
Mora Easter Bunnies!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Howie
Howie who?
Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies?!

(Sing) Stay on the sunny side, always on the sunny side, stay on the sunny side of life, of life. May it cause you no pain, may it drive you insane, stay on the sunny side of life, of life.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
Easter bunny.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
More
More who?
More Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Even more
Even more who?
Even more Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Car
Car who?
Car come and run over the Easter bunnies.
(Sing song)
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my Easter candy!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Easter Egg
Easter Egg who?
You crack me up!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my carrots!

Jokes

Once there were two chocolate bunnies and one had their ear bit off. One said, "Happy Easter."
"Huh?" Said the other.
 

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