Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about dogs. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these dogs jokes will make you LOL! :D
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Q. Why was the dog sitting next to the fire?
A. He was a hotdog!
Q. What's better than a talking dog?
A. A spelling bee!
Q. Sam, Lula, Mike, and Kayla all live in a house. Mike and Kayla went out to the movies and when they got back Lula was on the floor dead in a pile of broken glass and water. Sam was on the couch sleeping and didn't know what happened. How did Lula die?
A. Sam is a dog and Lula is a fish. Sam pushed over the fish bowl.
Q. What do you get when you cross a dog, a goat and an elephant?
A. A dogophant.
Q. What do you call a dog who always knows the time?
A. A watchdog!
Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch-dog.
Q. Why did the dog cross the road?
A. Because he was chasing the chicken.
Q. Why did the dog get a pedicure?
A. Because his feet were RUFF!
Q. Why was the skeleton scared to cross the road?
A. Because there was a dog on the other side.
Q. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A. A dog a sore!
Q. What is a dog that sneezes?
Q. What do you get when you cross a hammock and a dog?
A. A rocker spaniel.
Q. Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
A. To the reTAIL store.
Q. Why are skeletons afraid of dogs?
A. Because dogs love bones!
Q. What dog loves to take a shower?
A. A shamPOODLE.
Q. Where is the best place to leave a dog when you go to a ball game?
A. In the barking lot.
Q. If a very small fish married a young dog, what would their baby be called?
A. A guppy puppy.
Q. Why did the dalmation go to the eye doctor?
A. Because he kept seeing spots.
Q. What do you get when you cross a dog and a rose?
A. A collie-flower!
Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.
Q. What kind of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper?
A. Any dog, skyscrapers can't jump.
Q. What do you get when you cross a dog with a valentine card?
A. A card that says, "I love you drool-ly"!
Q. What do you get when you cross a bird, a car, and a dog?
A. A flying carpet.
Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.
Q. What do you get when you mix a German Shepard and a giraffe?
A. A watch dog for the fifteenth floor!
Q. If H20 is inside of the fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
Q. What do dogs eat for breakfast?
A. POOCHed eggs and BARKen.
Q. What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?
A. A Hallo-weenie!
Q. What dog can jump higher than a building?
A. Any dog because buildings can't jump.
Q. How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat of your car?
A. Have him sit in front with you.
Dasum cute dog!
Ken you walk the dog for me?
Not bow who, bow wow!
Pooch your arms around me baby!
How will we get away from that mean dog?
Teacher: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, sir. It's the same dog.
There were three male dogs, a Golden Retriever, a Lab, and Chihuahua, walking down the street. On their walk, they met a beautiful French Poodle. They all ran up to the poodle. The poodle says to the three dogs, "Since you all want to marry me, whoever can say liver and cheese in a complete sentence will get to marry me."
The Golden Retriever says, "I love liver and cheese."
The poodle replied, "How childish"
The Lab says, "I hate liver and cheese."
"You're hopeless," said the poodle.
The Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
Bob: I lost my dog today.
Bill: So put an ad in the paper.
Bob: What good would that do? My dog can't read.
A woman walks into a bar and sits down next to a guy near a dog. The woman asks, "Does your dog bite?"
The guy replied,"No."
The woman reached down to pet the dog and it bit her. "I thought you said he didn't bite," she yelled.
"That's not my dog," he yelled!
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