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Dog Jokes for Kids

Read our collection of funny dog jokes for kids! All our jokes and riddles have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Share them with your kids and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. Dog jokes and riddles for kids by kids.

Read our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes! Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you and your kids laugh out loud! :D

Riddles

Q. What kind of dog does a vampire have?
A. A bloodhound.

Q. Why aren't dogs good dancers?
A. They have two left feet.

Q. What do you get when you cross a dog, a goat and an elephant?
A. A dogophant.

Q. What dog can jump higher than a building?
A. Any dog because buildings can't jump.

Q. Sam, Lula, Mike, and Kayla all live in a house. Mike and Kayla went out to the movies and when they got back Lula was on the floor dead in a pile of broken glass and water. Sam was on the couch sleeping and didn't know what happened. How did Lula die?
A. Sam is a dog and Lula is a fish. Sam pushed over the fish bowl.

Q. What's the difference between a dog and a flea?
A. A dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have dogs.

Q. What is a dog that sneezes?
A. Achoowawa!

Q. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A. A dog a sore!

Q. What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?
A. A Hallo-weenie!

Q. Where won't you find a dog shopping?
A. At the flea market!

Q. What money do dogs and cats have?
A. Kitty cash and doggy dollars.

Q. Why did the hot dog wear a sweater?
A. Because it was a chili dog!

Q. What do you get when you cross a dog and a rose?
A. A collie-flower!

Q. If a very small fish married a young dog, what would their baby be called?
A. A guppy puppy.

Q. What do dogs eat for breakfast?
A. POOCHed eggs and BARKen.

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Q. What do you call a dog who always knows the time?
A. A watchdog!

Q. Why did the dog stay out of the sun?
A. So he wouldn't be a hotdog.

Q. What do you call a dog who wins a race?
A. A weiner.

Q. How did the dog get splinters in his tongue?
A. He ate table scraps.

Q. Where is the best place to leave a dog when you go to a ball game?
A. In the barking lot.

Q. What kind of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper?
A. Any dog, skyscrapers can't jump.

Q. Why was the skeleton scared to cross the road?
A. Because there was a dog on the other side.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird, a car, and a dog?
A. A flying carpet.

Q. What do dogs have that other animal don't have?
A. Puppies.

Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?
A. A cockatoo!

Q. Why shouldn't you go outside if it's raining cats and dogs?
A. Because you might step in a poodle!

Q. Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
A. To the reTAIL store.

Q. Why did the dog cross the road?
A. Because he was chasing the chicken.

Q. What dog loves to take a shower?
A. A shamPOODLE.

Q. What do you get when you cross a dog with a valentine card?
A. A card that says, "I love you drool-ly"!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dasum
Dasum who?
Dasum cute dog!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
How
How who?
How will we get away from that mean dog?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bow
Bow who?
Not bow who, bow wow!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dash
Dash who?
Daschund!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cookie
Cookie who?
Give the pup a cookie!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Puppy
Puppy who?
Puppy love!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, honey!

Jokes

Bob: I lost my dog today.
Bill: So put an ad in the paper.
Bob: What good would that do? My dog can't read.
 

Teacher: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, sir. It's the same dog.
 

There were three male dogs, a Golden Retriever, a Lab, and Chihuahua, walking down the street. On their walk, they met a beautiful French Poodle. They all ran up to the poodle. The poodle says to the three dogs, "Since you all want to marry me, whoever can say liver and cheese in a complete sentence will get to marry me."
The Golden Retriever says, "I love liver and cheese."
The poodle replied, "How childish"
The Lab says, "I hate liver and cheese."
"You're hopeless," said the poodle.
The Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
 

A woman walks into a bar and sits down next to a guy near a dog. The woman asks, "Does your dog bite?"
The guy replied,"No."
The woman reached down to pet the dog and it bit her. "I thought you said he didn't bite," she yelled.
"That's not my dog," he yelled!
 

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