Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about doctors. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these doctor jokes will make you LOL! :D
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Q. Why did the rope go to the psychologist?
A. Its nerves were frayed.
Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
A. Because he wasn't peeling well!
Q. Why did the bucket go to the doctor?
A. He had a pail face!
Q. Why did the sick shoe go to the doctor?
A. It wanted to be heeled (healed).
Q. Why was the doctor angry?
A. He lost his patients.
Q. Why did the snowman go to the doctor?
A. He was feeling chilled!
Q. Why was the doctor angry?
A. He had no patience!
Q. How did the centipede run up a million-dollar doctor bill?
A. He sprained his ankle.
Q. What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?
A. "Time to get your booster shot!"
Q. There was a boy and a doctor. The boy was the doctor's son but the doctor was not his dad. Who was the doctor?
A. His mom!
Q. Why did the mattress go the doctor?
A. It had spring fever.
Q. Why did the dalmation go to the eye doctor?
A. Because he kept seeing spots.
Q. Why did the rope go to the doctor?
A. It had a knot in its stomach.
Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. Because he felt crummy.
You know my name!
Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
Doctor: Yes, of course.
Patient: Great! I never could before!
Patient: Doctor, Doctor. I keep seeing in to the future.
Doctor: When did this start?
Patient: Next Tuesday.
Doctor: What's your problem?
Patient: Doctor, I don't know why nobody wants to talk to me.
Doctor: Nurse, call the next patient!
Lady: Doctor! Doctor! I only have one minute to live.
Doctor: Okay! Just a minute!
Father Christmas' sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve. He flagged down a passing motorist and asked, "Can you give me a hand?"
"Sorry," the motorist replied. "I'm not a mechanic, I'm a chiropodist."
"Well, can you give me a toe?"
Patient: Oh Dr. Nerdy! Everyone seems to ignore me! It's like I'm invisi-
Dr. Nerdy: Next, please!
Man: Doctor! Doctor! I ate the key for my door.
Doctor: When did you eat it?
Man: About two months ago.
Doctor: Why are you coming in now?
Man: Because at that time I had another key.
A man said to his doctor, "I can't stop telling lies."
The doctor replied, "I don't believe you!"
Doctor: Next please!
Patient: Can you help me out please?
Doctor: Which way did you come in?
Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
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