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Funny doctor jokes for kids

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about doctors. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these doctor jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why did the snowman go to the doctor?
A. He was feeling chilled!

Q. Why was the doctor angry?
A. He had no patience!

Q. Why did the rope go to the doctor?
A. It had a knot in its stomach.

Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
A. Because he wasn't peeling well!

Q. Why did the sick shoe go to the doctor?
A. It wanted to be heeled (healed).

Q. Why was the doctor angry?
A. He lost his patients.

Q. Why did the rope go to the psychologist?
A. Its nerves were frayed.

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Q. What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?
A. "Time to get your booster shot!"

Q. Why did the dalmation go to the eye doctor?
A. Because he kept seeing spots.

Q. Why did the bucket go to the doctor?
A. He had a pail face!

Q. Why did the mattress go the doctor?
A. It had spring fever.

Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. Because he felt crummy.

Q. There was a boy and a doctor. The boy was the doctor's son but the doctor was not his dad. Who was the doctor?
A. His mom!

Q. How did the centipede run up a million-dollar doctor bill?
A. He sprained his ankle.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
You're right!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
You know my name!

Jokes

Patient: Oh Dr. Nerdy! Everyone seems to ignore me! It's like I'm invisi-
Dr. Nerdy: Next, please!
 

Doctor: Next please!
Patient: Can you help me out please?
Doctor: Which way did you come in?
 

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, will this ointment clear up my spots?
Doctor: I never make rash promises.
 

A man said to his doctor, "I can't stop telling lies."
The doctor replied, "I don't believe you!"
 

A guy went to the doctor. "Doctor, I keep getting this pain in my eye every time a take a drink of my coffee."
The doctor says, "Try taking out the spoon."
 

A skeleton went to the doctor. The doctor looked at the skeleton and said, "Aren't you a little late?"
 

Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I think I am losing my memory!
Doctor: When did that happen?
Patient: When did what happen!
 

Father Christmas' sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve. He flagged down a passing motorist and asked, "Can you give me a hand?"
"Sorry," the motorist replied. "I'm not a mechanic, I'm a chiropodist."
"Well, can you give me a toe?"
 

Doctor: I have good news and bad news.
Patient: What's the good news?
Doctor: You have a week to live.
Patient: What's the bad news?
Doctor: I forgot to tell you six days ago.
 

Patient: Doctor, Doctor. I keep seeing in to the future.
Doctor: When did this start?
Patient: Next Tuesday.
 

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