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Dinosaur Jokes for Kids

Funny dinosaur jokes for Kids

Read our collection of uproariously funny dinosaur jokes for kids! All our jokes and riddles have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Share them with your kids and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. Dinosaur jokes and riddles for kids by kids.

Read our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes! Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you and your kids laugh out loud! :D

Riddles

Q. Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road?
A. Because roads weren't invented yet!

Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mouse.

Q. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECK!

Q. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A. A dog a sore!

Q. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the baseball game?
A. He wanted to tie up the score!

Q. What do you call a deaf dinosaur?
A. Anything you like, he can't hear you!

Q. Why do you never ask a dinosaur to read you a story?
A. Because their tales are so long.

Q. What does a triceratops sit on?
A. It's tricera-bottom!

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A. Because chickens weren't invented yet.

Q. Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
A. Because he had a dino-SORE!

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Q. What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like?
A. DINOmite!

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A. Jurassic Pork.

Q. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A. A dino-snore!

Q. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A. Doyouthinkhesarus?

Q. What do you call a dinosaur with a big vocabulary?
A. A theSAURUS!

Q. What does a triceratops sit on?
A. Its tricera-bottom!

Q. What was the name of the fastest dinosaur?
A. The PRONTOsaurus!

Q. What do you call a giant carnivore dinosaur that gets into a lot of car accidents?
A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECKS!

Q. Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter?
A. Because they are eggs-tinct!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dinosaur
Dinosaur who?
Dinosaurs don't go who, they go ROAR!

Jokes

Secretary: Doctor, there's an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him!
 

Freddy: I lost my pet dinosaur .
Alison: Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper?
Freddy: What good would that do, he can't read!
 

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