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Christmas Jokes for Kids

Read our collection of funny Christmas jokes for kids that will have you laughing out loud! All our jokes and riddles have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Share them with your kids and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. Chrismtas jokes and riddles for kids by kids.

Why was Santa late for Christmas? He couldn't stop reading Squigly's jokes! Read our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes! Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you and your kids laugh out loud! :D

Riddles

Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
A. Snow.

Q. What do cows say at Christmas?
A. MOOey Christmas!

Q. Where did Santa Claus go for vacation?
A. Santa Cruz.

Q. What do you get when you eat Christmas decorations?
A. Tinsilitis!

Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!

Q. Who is Frosty's favorite aunt?
A. Aunt Artica!

Q. What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
A. Comet.

Q. What did the monkey sing on Christmas day?
A. Jungle bells, Jungle bells...

Q. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A. Nothing, it was on the house!

Q. What do you get if you cross Santa and a dog?
A. Santa Paws!

Q. Why does Rudolph have a red nose?
A. Because he sneezes a lot!

Q. Why did Sponge Bob have a great Christmas?
A. Because he kissed Krabby Patty.

Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!

Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.

Q. Why did the candy cane cross the road?
A. Because it wanted to get a licking!

Q. What says, "Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't?"
A. A snowman on a cross walk!

Q. Who gives presents to baby sharks?
A. Santa Jaws.

Q. What's red and white, red and white, red and white?
A. Santa Claus rolling down the hill.

Q. What goes in a chimney red and comes out of it black?
A. Santa Claus.

Q. What two countries should the chef use when he's making Christmas dinner?
A. Turkey and Greece.

Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat.

Q. What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?
A. Nothing, reindeer can't talk.

Q. What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
A. Pineapple.

Q. What do they sing under the ocean during the winter?
A. Christmas Corals!

Q. What's white and red and goes up and down and up and down?
A. Santa Claus in an elevator!

Q. What's black and white and red all over?
A. Santa covered with chimney soot.

Q. What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A. A Christmas Quacker.

Q. What do you call Santa when he goes down a chimney with a fire at the bottom?
A. Krisp Cringle.

Q. What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
A. "I'll have a boo Christmas without you."

Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!

Knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Merry Christmas!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sandy
Sandy who?
Sandy Claus!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Gladis
Gladis who?
Gladis not me who got coal this Christmas!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Santa
Santa who?
Santa Clause!

Jokes

They say in the first part in the song Rudolf The Red Nosed Reindeer there are only 8 reindeer but there are really 12. First there is Rudolf, of course. Then there is Olive, Olive the other reindeer. Then there is Howe, and Howe the reindeer loved him. Then there is Andy, Andy shouted out with glee. There are 12 reindeer in all.
 

Father Christmas' sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve. He flagged down a passing motorist and asked, "Can you give me a hand?"
"Sorry," the motorist replied. "I'm not a mechanic, I'm a chiropodist."
"Well, can you give me a toe?"
 

The TV game show was really close. One contestant was asked to name 2 of Santa's reindeer. The contestant gave a sigh thinking that he had finally been given an easy question, "Rudolph and Olive!"
The host asked the contestant, "We'll accept Rudolph but can you explain Olive?"
The man looked at the host and said, "You know, 'Olive,' the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..."
 

Santa Claus: What's that terrible racket outside?
Mrs. Claus: It's rain deer.
 

Husband: Why don't you buy Christmas seals?
Wife: I really don't know how I'd feed them!
 

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offence," said the judge.
"It is if you do it before the shops are open," countered the prosecutor.
 

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