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Chicken Jokes

Read our collection of chicken jokes and riddles sent in by kids for kids. We know these jokes will make you laugh!

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Riddles

Q. Why did the chicken cross the ocean?
A. To get to the other tide.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. The chicken couldn't be bothered!

Q. What's the difference between a grape and a chicken?
A. They're both purple, except the chicken!

Q. Why did the chickens cross the road?
A. They thought it was a egg-cellent idea!

Q. What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg?
A. "Ouch!"

Q. Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. The chicken was sick.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was getting tired of just standing there!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.

Q. Why did the toddler toddle across the road?
A. He wanted to pat the chicken.

Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion.

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off!

Q. Why did the chicken go up the stairs?
A. She was already across the street.

Q. Why did the baby chick cross the road?
A. It was take-your-child-to-work day.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A. Because the referee called foul!

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because he wasn't a chicken.

Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!

Q. Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A. Because it might crack up!

Q. Why did the cactus cross the road?
A. Because he was stuck to the chicken's back.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because he was tired of living beside KFC!

Q. Why did the dog cross the road?
A. Because he was chasing the chicken.

Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. He was following the chicken!

Q. Why did the fox cross the road?
A. To look for the chicken.

Q. Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was chicken!

Q. Which side of a chicken has more feathers?
A. The outside.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the possums how it's done.

Q. What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?
A. Ham and eggs!

Q. What day do chickens hate most?
A. Fry-days!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ten times?
A. Because his suspenders were hooked to the light post!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know
To get to your house.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
The chicken!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bach
Bach who?
Bach, bach I'm a chicken.

Jokes

Mum: Eat your roast chicken, it's got iron it!
Jack: No wonder it is tough!
 

A chicken walks into a library. He goes up to the librarian and says "book book." The librarian gives him two books and he walks away.

The next day the chicken walks up to the librarian and said "book book." The librarian wonders what the chicken is doing with the books, so she follows him out the door and to a pond. The chicken held up the books to a frog and the frog said, "Red it, red it."

 

A man decided to start a chicken farm and brought 24 to get started. A week later he bought another 24 and another 24 the week after that. When his friend asked how his chicken farm was coming along the man replied, "Not one of them has grown yet. I wonder if I'm planting them too deep?"
 

A first grade teacher was telling her students the story of "Chicken Little." She got to the part when Chicken Little ran up to the Farmer saying, "The sky is falling. The sky is falling." Then the teacher paused and asked the kids what they thought the farmer said. One little girl raised her hand and the teacher called on her. The little girl then said, "I think the farmer said Holy cow, a talking chicken!"
 

Martin Luther Chicken Jr. says: "I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads and not be questioned of their reason!"
 

Martin Luther Chicken Jr. says: "I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads and not be questioned of their reason!"
 

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