Read our collection of side splitting banana jokes for kids that will have you peeling with laughter! All our jokes and riddles have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Share them with your kids and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. Banana jokes and riddles for kids by kids.
Read our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes! Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you and your kids laugh out loud! :D
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Q. Why didn't the police catch the banana?
A. Because it split!
Q. What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
A. They peel.
Q. What did the banana say to the judge?
A. "I'm sure to win this case on a-peel!"
Q. What's white on the inside and green on the outside?
A. A banana dressed up as a cucumber!
Q. What do you call a banana that gets all the girls?
A. A banana smoothie!
Q. Where do bananas go on the weekend?
A. Sundae school.
Q. What do you call two bananas?
A. A pair of slippers!
Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.
Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.
Q. Why did the banana wear sunscreen?
A. He didn't want to peel!
Q. Why did the banana factory shut down?
A. Because they chucked out all the bent ones!
Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.
Q. Why were the apple and orange alone?
A. Because the banana split!
Q. Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A. Because he couldn't find a date.
One day a big tortoise, a middle sized tortoise and a small tortoise went into a cafe. They ordered three banana splits. While they were waiting they noticed it had begun to rain. "Look at that," said the big tortoise, "we should have brought our umbrella."
"You're right," said the middle tortoise. "Let's send the little one back to get it."
"I'll go," said the little one. "But only if you promise not to eat my banana split."
The big tortoise and the middle tortoise promised.
A few days later the big tortoise said to the middle tortoise, "Come on, let's eat his banana spilt any way."
"All right," said the middle tortoise.
At that moment the little tortoise shouted from the end of the cafe, "You do that and I won't get your umbrella!"
One day a lady was walking down the street with her baby and a man insulted her terribly by saying, "Why that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"
The lady was so devastated she sat down beside a tree and started sobbing, then a lady showed up and said, "What is the matter honey?"
The lady answered, "See that man over there? He said I have the ugliest baby."
"Why lady don't cry, I've got you a tissue for you and a banana for your monkey!"
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