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Funny banana jokes for Kids

Banana Jokes for Kids

Read our collection of side splitting banana jokes for kids that will have you peeling with laughter! All our jokes and riddles have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Share them with your kids and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. Banana jokes and riddles for kids by kids.

Read our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes! Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you and your kids laugh out loud! :D

Riddles

Q. Why didn't the police catch the banana?
A. Because it split!

Q. What did the banana say to the judge?
A. "I'm sure to win this case on a-peel!"

Q. What's yellow and goes 50 miles per hour?
A. A banana in a washing machine.

Q. What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
A. A banana split.

Q. What do you call two bananas?
A. A pair of slippers!

Q. What is yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A. An elephant that's dressed up in a banana skin.

Q. Why did the banana factory shut down?
A. Because they chucked out all the bent ones!

Q. What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
A. They peel.

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Q. Why did the banana wear sunscreen?
A. He didn't want to peel!

Q. Why were the apple and orange alone?
A. Because the banana split!

Q. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A. Ban-ana-na!

Q. Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A. Because he couldn't find a date.

Q. What do you call a banana that gets all the girls?
A. A banana smoothie!

Q. What's white on the inside and green on the outside?
A. A banana dressed up as a cucumber!

Q. Where do bananas go on the weekend?
A. Sundae school.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana split!

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