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Q. What do you get when you cross a dog, a goat and an elephant?
A. A dogophant.
Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!
Q. Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
A. To the reTAIL store.
Q. Why aren't dogs good dancers?
A. They have two left feet.
Q. What do you call a cow with a twitch?
A. Beef jerky.
Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
Q. Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road?
A. Because roads weren't invented yet!
Q. What do you call a dark colored horse that really scares you?
A. A nightMARE!
Q. What did the pig put on his rash?
Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A BULL-dozer.
Q. What do you call a tiny rodent?
A. Mini mouse.
Q. What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A. A fur ball.
Q. Why did the dog stay out of the sun?
A. So he wouldn't be a hotdog.
Q. Why don't you see penguins in Britian?
A. They're afraid of Wales!
Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.
Q. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
A. One is really heavy. The other is a little lighter.
Q. Why did the horse cross the road?
A. To get to the other NEIGH-bourhood.
Q. What's brown and blue and swings through the jungle?
A. A monkey wearing a denim jacket!
Q. What sort of appliance does a monkey use?
A. A gorilla. (A griller)
Q. What do you call a kangaroo that sneezes alot?
A. A kanga-choo.
Q. Why did the hot dog wear a sweater?
A. Because it was a chili dog!
Q. Why did the cow pack his bags?
A. Because he was MOOving!
Q. How do you make a milkshake?
A. Sneak up behind a cow and say boo!
Q. What do you call a frog that parks in a tow away zone?
A. A TOAD away zone.
Q. What does a triceratops sit on?
A. It's tricera-bottom!
Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to get a new fence.
Q. Why did the leopard refuse to take a bath?
A. It didn't want to come out spotless.
Q. Why can't you do a math test in the jungle?
A. There are too many cheetahs!
Q. What kind of vehicle does a lamb drive?
A. A LAMBorghini!
Q. What does a gorilla say when he is hungry?
A. "Gorilla me a burger."
Dasum cute dog!
Go brush your teeth!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know
To get to your house.
Did anyone else hear an owl?
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my carrots!
Gorilla me a hamburger!
A horse walked into the bar and the bartender said, "Why the long face?"
One day, Ah Meng asked Siew Lee, "Why do lions eat raw meat?"
Siew Lee said, "Because they are wild animals?"
Ah Meng said, "Wrong! They eat raw meat because they can't cook!"
Peter: Mother, why is a snail stronger than an elephant?
Mother: I don't know.
Peter: Because a snail can carry its own home, but an elephant can only carry its own trunk.
A first grade teacher was telling her students the story of "Chicken Little." She got to the part when Chicken Little ran up to the Farmer saying, "The sky is falling. The sky is falling." Then the teacher paused and asked the kids what they thought the farmer said. One little girl raised her hand and the teacher called on her. The little girl then said, "I think the farmer said Holy cow, a talking chicken!"
Mary had a little lamb,
But the lamb started to tease her.
Mary said, "STOP!"
But the lamb refused
So now it's in the freezer.
One day a big tortoise, a middle sized tortoise and a small tortoise went into a cafe. They ordered three banana splits. While they were waiting they noticed it had begun to rain. "Look at that," said the big tortoise, "we should have brought our umbrella."
"You're right," said the middle tortoise. "Let's send the little one back to get it."
"I'll go," said the little one. "But only if you promise not to eat my banana split."
The big tortoise and the middle tortoise promised.
A few days later the big tortoise said to the middle tortoise, "Come on, let's eat his banana spilt any way."
"All right," said the middle tortoise.
At that moment the little tortoise shouted from the end of the cafe, "You do that and I won't get your umbrella!"
Bob: I lost my dog today.
Bill: So put an ad in the paper.
Bob: What good would that do? My dog can't read.
There was a man and he was walking a lion on the side of the street when a policeman came and said, "Sir please don't walk your lion on the side of the street because its very dangerous. Why don't you take him to the zoo?!"
The man agreed with him and took his lion to the zoo.
The next day the policeman saw the man walking his lion again and told him the same thing but the man said, "I already took him to the zoo and he liked it a lot, now I'm going to take him to the movies."
A woman walks into a bar and sits down next to a guy near a dog. The woman asks, "Does your dog bite?"
The guy replied,"No."
The woman reached down to pet the dog and it bit her. "I thought you said he didn't bite," she yelled.
"That's not my dog," he yelled!
LaKesheauna: My dentist put his finger in a lion's mouth to see how many teeth it had.
Latangela: What did the lion do?
LaKesheauna: It closed its mouth to see how many fingers my dentist had.
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