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Funny animal jokes for Kids

Animal Jokes for Kids

Read our collection of funny animal jokes for kids! All our jokes and riddles have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for kids. Share them with your kids and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. Animal jokes and riddles for kids by kids.

Why were the hyenas laughing? They were reading Squigly's jokes and riddles! These are jokes about any creature that walks, swims, crawls or flies! Animal riddles are for everyone! Read our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes! Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these jokes will make you laugh out loud! :D

Riddles

Q. What has two heads, one tail and six legs?
A. A man on a horse.

Q. Why was the crab arrested?
A. For pinching!

Q. What do dogs have that other animal don't have?
A. Puppies.

Q. How do you catch a rabbit?
A. Make a noise like a carrot.

Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch-dog.

Q. What kind of bird uses ink to write?
A. A PEN-guin!

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No idea. (No eye deer)

Q. Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?
A. MOO-tels!

Q. Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?
A. Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin!

Q. How do you fit four elephants in a red mini?
A. Two in the front and two in the back.

Q. How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge?
A. There are footprints in the butter.

Q. How do you know if there are two elephants in your fridge?
A. You can hear them talking.

Q. How do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge?
A. You can't close the door.

Q. How do you know if there are four elephants in your fridge?
A. There's a red mini in your driveway.

Q. Why did the hot dog wear a sweater?
A. Because it was a chili dog!

Q. What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A. A fur ball.

Q. What's black, white, black, white, black and white?
A. A penguin rolling down a hill.

Q. What's a cow's favourite drink?
A. LeMOOnade.

Q. Why did the leopard refuse to take a bath?
A. It didn't want to come out spotless.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?
A. Drumsticks for everyone!

Q. What do you call elephants that swim?
A. Swimming trunks!

Q. Why do gorillas have broad fingers?
A. Because they have large nostrils.

Q. What's the biggest type of moth?
A. A mammoth.

Q. What animal has more lives than a cat?
A. A frog because it croaks every night!

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A. A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

Q. Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?
A. Because he had a big bill.

Q. Why did the dalmation go to the eye doctor?
A. Because he kept seeing spots.

Q. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A. An investiGATOR!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was getting tired of just standing there!

Q. What is a cow's favourite movie?
A. Moo-lan.

Q. What do you get when you mix a German Shepard and a giraffe?
A. A watch dog for the fifteenth floor!

Q. What do you call a polar bear in the desert?
A. Lost.

Q. Why is the ocean always grumpy?
A. You'd be grumpy too if you had crabs on your bottom!

Q. Why didn't the bunny hop?
A. No bunny knows.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cobra
Cobra who?
Go brush your teeth!!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Owls
Owls who?
That's correct, owls who!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
Amos quito just bit me, boo hoo!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know
To get to your house.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
The chicken!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dinosaur
Dinosaur who?
Dinosaurs don't go who, they go ROAR!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dasum
Dasum who?
Dasum cute dog!

Jokes

When my brother told me to stop impersonating a flamingo I had to put my foot down.
 

One day a lady entered a pet shop.
Lady: May I have a rabbit for my daughter?
Storekeeper: Sorry Ma'am, we don't do trades.
 

There were three pigs and they walked into a restaurant. The waiter said, "What do you want to eat?" The first pig ordered fish and chips the second ordered pizza and the third ordered water.

The waiter came again and said, "What do you want for dessert?" The first pig wanted custard, the second some cake and the third wanted water again. The waiter said, "Why do you always have water?"
The pig replied, "Because one of us has to go wee, wee, wee all the way home!"
 

A first grade teacher was telling her students the story of "Chicken Little." She got to the part when Chicken Little ran up to the Farmer saying, "The sky is falling. The sky is falling." Then the teacher paused and asked the kids what they thought the farmer said. One little girl raised her hand and the teacher called on her. The little girl then said, "I think the farmer said Holy cow, a talking chicken!"
 

A guy named Billie Bob Joe goes to a costume dress party with a girl on his back.

Harold, answering the door: What are you supposed to be?
Billie Bob Joe: A turtle.
Harold: What do you mean?
Billie Bob Joe: The girl on my back is Michelle.
 

An elephant asked an ant, "Please hide me." So the ant replied, "Hide behind me."
 

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell Crocodile?
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L.
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
 

Teacher: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, sir. It's the same dog.
 

There was a man who bought a camel. The previous owner told him that to make it walk, say "few," to make it run, say "many" and to make it stop say "amen". So one day the man decided to have a practise ride. He said "few" and the camel started walking, he said "many" and it started running, right towards the edge of a cliff. But the man forgot how to make it stop, so, panicking, he shouted out "Lord save me, Lord save me, Amen" and of course the camel stopped - at the VERY edge. Relieved the man said to himself, "Phew, that was clo-aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
 

A cat died in a house. The servant started crying badly.
Master: It is only a cat that has died, why are you crying so much?
Servant: Master, when the cat was there I used to drink the milk and put the blame on it. Now on whom will I put the blame?
 

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