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Knock Knocks

We've got lots of funny Knock Knock jokes for you! These jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know these Knock Knock jokes will make you LOL! :D

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Poll
Poll who?
Police!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Justice
Justice who?
Justice once, let me in please.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you sick of these knock-knock jokes?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Joe
Joe who?
Joe momma!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tennessee
Tennessee who?
Tennessee is played at Wimbledon!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Aliens
Aliens who?
Just how many aliens do you know?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Three pigs
Three pigs who?
Three pigs who can't reach the doorbell.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Will
Will who?
Will you let me in?


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Woo
Woo who?
You don't have to get so excited!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Melody
Melody who?
Melody is her name!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya pass the milk? I'm thirsty.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Claire
Claire who?
Claire out the room!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Me
Me who?
Wow! You don't know yourself!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana split!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Double
Double who?
W!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Philip
Philip who?
Philip the car, we're out of gas.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You
You who?
Did you you say Yahoo.com?!

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tickle
Tickle who?
Tickle you.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Armageddon
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here if you don't let me in!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nana
Nana who?
Nana your business!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Amanda
Amanda who?
A man da fix your sink!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Water
Water who?
Water you doing in my house!?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you gonna let me in?!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ash
Ash who?
Do you need a tissue?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tee
Tee who?
Tee hee!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Me
Me who?
You don't know me?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dinosaur
Dinosaur who?
Dinosaurs don't go who, they go ROAR!


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dwain
Dwain who?
Dwain the bathtub, I'm drowning.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Knock
Knock who?
Knock you out!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
Nacho momma!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
You know
You know who?
Actually, I prefer to be called Voldy. It sounds much cooler! Don't you think?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Shocking
Shocking who?
Shocking you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Gladiator
Gladiator who?
Gladiator (Glad-he-ate-her) and not me!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ben and Jimmy
Ben and Jimmy who?
Ben down and Jimmy a kiss.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Euorupe
Euorupe who?
Euorupe early today!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
A tish
A tish who?
Bless you.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo beep, beep!

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