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Winter Jokes

We've got lots of funny Winter jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What says, "Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't?"
A. A snowman on a cross walk!

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. What's a good winter tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps!

Q. What do snowmen take when he gets sick?
A. A chill pill!

Q. How does a penguin build a house?
A. Igloos it together!

Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.

Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.

Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!

Q. Why was the walrus late for the party?
A. His iceberg ran into a ship!

Q. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like best?
A. OWLgebra.

Q. What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A. A "brrr" - "grrr"!

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes!

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.

Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.

Q. What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?
A. A frosted One!

Q. Why don't you see penguins in Britian?
A. They're afraid of Wales!

Q. What do women put on their faces in the winter?
A. Cold cream!

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Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

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Jokes

Harold: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Bob: Really? Why? Harold: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
 

Tim: Winter is here. Tom: Don't answer the door.
 

Melissa: Man is it cold out! Jennifer: Why do you say that? Melissa: I just chipped a tooth on my soup!
 


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