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Winter Jokes

We've got lots of funny Winter jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D


Q. What says, "Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't?"
A. A snowman on a cross walk!

Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!

Q. What do snowmen take when he gets sick?
A. A chill pill!

Q. How do you scare a snowman?
A. You get a hairdryer!

Q. How did Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicle!

Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.

Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps!

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat.

Q. What's a good holiday tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?
A. Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.

Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!

Q. Which one is faster, hot or cold?
A. Hot. You can catch cold!

Q. How do you know a snowman crawled into bed with you?
A. You wake up wet and there's a carrot on your pillow!

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.

Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!

Q. What do Snowmen call their offspring?
A. Chill-dren.

Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.

Q. What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?
A. Chilly sauce!

Q. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like best?
A. OWLgebra.


Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Icy who?
Icy you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch who?
Bless you!



Melissa: Man is it cold out! Jennifer: Why do you say that? Melissa: I just chipped a tooth on my soup!

Tim: Winter is here. Tom: Don't answer the door.

Harold: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Bob: Really? Why? Harold: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.

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