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Winter Jokes

We've got lots of funny Winter jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?
A. A frosted One!

Q. What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?
A. Chilly sauce!

Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!

Q. How do you know a snowman crawled into bed with you?
A. You wake up wet and there's a carrot on your pillow!

Q. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like best?
A. OWLgebra.

Q. Which one is faster, hot or cold?
A. Hot. You can catch cold!

Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!

Q. Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?
A. Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes!

Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!

Q. What do women put on their faces in the winter?
A. Cold cream!

Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.

Q. How does a penguin build a house?
A. Igloos it together!

Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat.

Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
A. Snow.

Q. What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A. A "brrr" - "grrr"!

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.

Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!

Q. What's a good winter tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you!

Jokes

Melissa: Man is it cold out! Jennifer: Why do you say that? Melissa: I just chipped a tooth on my soup!
 

Harold: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Bob: Really? Why? Harold: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
 

Tim: Winter is here. Tom: Don't answer the door.
 


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