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Winter Jokes

We've got lots of funny Winter jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A. A "brrr" - "grrr"!

Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!

Q. Why was the walrus late for the party?
A. His iceberg ran into a ship!

Q. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like best?
A. OWLgebra.

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.

Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat.

Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes!

Q. What says, "Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't?"
A. A snowman on a cross walk!

Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.

Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.

Q. What's a good winter tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. What's a good holiday tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?
A. Chilly sauce!

Q. What do women put on their faces in the winter?
A. Cold cream!

Q. What do snowmen take when he gets sick?
A. A chill pill!

Q. Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?
A. Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter!

Jokes

Melissa: Man is it cold out! Jennifer: Why do you say that? Melissa: I just chipped a tooth on my soup!
 

Tim: Winter is here. Tom: Don't answer the door.
 

Harold: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Bob: Really? Why? Harold: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
 


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