We've got lots of funny Winter jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D
Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat.
Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.
Q. What's a good winter tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
Q. What do women put on their faces in the winter?
A. Cold cream!
Q. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like best?
Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!
Q. Why was the walrus late for the party?
A. His iceberg ran into a ship!
Q. What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?
A. Chilly sauce!
Q. What says, "Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't?"
A. A snowman on a cross walk!
Q. What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A. A "brrr" - "grrr"!
Q. What's a good holiday tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!
Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.
Q. Why don't you see penguins in Britian?
A. They're afraid of Wales!
Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.
Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.
Q. How do you know a snowman crawled into bed with you?
A. You wake up wet and there's a carrot on your pillow!
Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!
Q. What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Snow laughing matter!
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Melissa: Man is it cold out! Jennifer: Why do you say that? Melissa: I just chipped a tooth on my soup!
Tim: Winter is here. Tom: Don't answer the door.
Harold: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Bob: Really? Why? Harold: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
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