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Winter Jokes

We've got lots of funny Winter jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. How does a penguin build a house?
A. Igloos it together!

Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!

Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.

Q. How do you know a snowman crawled into bed with you?
A. You wake up wet and there's a carrot on your pillow!

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. How did Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicle!

Q. What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?
A. A frosted One!

Q. What is a snowman's favorite food?
A. Ice Krispy treats.

Q. What do Snowmen call their offspring?
A. Chill-dren.

Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!

Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!

Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.

Q. What's a good holiday tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?
A. Chilly sauce!

Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
A. Snow.

Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat.

Q. Why was the walrus late for the party?
A. His iceberg ran into a ship!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Jokes

Tim: Winter is here. Tom: Don't answer the door.
 

Harold: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Bob: Really? Why? Harold: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
 

Melissa: Man is it cold out! Jennifer: Why do you say that? Melissa: I just chipped a tooth on my soup!
 


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