We've got lots of funny Winter jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q. What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?
A. Chilly sauce!
Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat.
Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.
Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.
Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!
Q. How do you scare a snowman?
A. You get a hairdryer!
Q. Why don't you see penguins in Britian?
A. They're afraid of Wales!
Q. What is a snowman's favorite food?
A. Ice Krispy treats.
Q. What says, "Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't?"
A. A snowman on a cross walk!
Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.
Q. Why was the walrus late for the party?
A. His iceberg ran into a ship!
Q. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like best?
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.
Q. How did Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicle!
Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps!
Q. What do snowmen take when he gets sick?
A. A chill pill!
Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!
Snow laughing matter!
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Harold: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Bob: Really? Why? Harold: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
Melissa: Man is it cold out! Jennifer: Why do you say that? Melissa: I just chipped a tooth on my soup!
Tim: Winter is here. Tom: Don't answer the door.
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