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Winter Jokes

We've got lots of funny Winter jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.

Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.

Q. What says, "Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't?"
A. A snowman on a cross walk!

Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.

Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!

Q. What's a good winter tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?
A. A frosted One!

Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.

Q. Which one is faster, hot or cold?
A. Hot. You can catch cold!

Q. How do you scare a snowman?
A. You get a hairdryer!

Q. What's a good holiday tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
A. Snow.

Q. What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A. A "brrr" - "grrr"!

Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps!

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?
A. Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.

Q. What do Snowmen call their offspring?
A. Chill-dren.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!

Jokes

Harold: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Bob: Really? Why? Harold: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
 

Melissa: Man is it cold out! Jennifer: Why do you say that? Melissa: I just chipped a tooth on my soup!
 

Tim: Winter is here. Tom: Don't answer the door.
 


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