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Winter Jokes

We've got lots of funny Winter jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?
A. A frosted One!

Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!

Q. What do Snowmen call their offspring?
A. Chill-dren.

Q. Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?
A. Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.

Q. What's a good holiday tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
A. Snow.

Q. What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A. A "brrr" - "grrr"!

Q. Which one is faster, hot or cold?
A. Hot. You can catch cold!

Q. What do snowmen take when he gets sick?
A. A chill pill!

Q. What do women put on their faces in the winter?
A. Cold cream!

Q. Why was the walrus late for the party?
A. His iceberg ran into a ship!

Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.

Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!

Q. How does a penguin build a house?
A. Igloos it together!

Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.

Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps!

Q. Why don't you see penguins in Britian?
A. They're afraid of Wales!

Q. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like best?
A. OWLgebra.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!

Jokes

Tim: Winter is here. Tom: Don't answer the door.
 

Harold: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Bob: Really? Why? Harold: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
 

Melissa: Man is it cold out! Jennifer: Why do you say that? Melissa: I just chipped a tooth on my soup!
 


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