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Winter Jokes

We've got lots of funny Winter jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. How does a penguin build a house?
A. Igloos it together!

Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.

Q. What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?
A. Chilly sauce!

Q. How do you know a snowman crawled into bed with you?
A. You wake up wet and there's a carrot on your pillow!

Q. What says, "Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't?"
A. A snowman on a cross walk!

Q. How did Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicle!

Q. What do snowmen take when he gets sick?
A. A chill pill!

Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!

Q. What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A. A "brrr" - "grrr"!

Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!

Q. What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?
A. A frosted One!

Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.

Q. What's a good winter tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like best?
A. OWLgebra.

Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat.

Q. What do Snowmen call their offspring?
A. Chill-dren.

Q. How do you scare a snowman?
A. You get a hairdryer!

Q. What do women put on their faces in the winter?
A. Cold cream!

Q. What's a good holiday tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!

Jokes

Melissa: Man is it cold out! Jennifer: Why do you say that? Melissa: I just chipped a tooth on my soup!
 

Harold: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Bob: Really? Why? Harold: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
 

Tim: Winter is here. Tom: Don't answer the door.
 


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