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Winter Jokes

We've got lots of funny Winter jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.

Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!

Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!

Q. What's a good holiday tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. What says, "Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't?"
A. A snowman on a cross walk!

Q. Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?
A. Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.

Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!

Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.

Q. Why don't you see penguins in Britian?
A. They're afraid of Wales!

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes!

Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.

Q. What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?
A. Chilly sauce!

Q. What do Snowmen call their offspring?
A. Chill-dren.

Q. How did Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicle!

Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps!

Q. Why was the walrus late for the party?
A. His iceberg ran into a ship!

Q. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like best?
A. OWLgebra.

Q. How does a penguin build a house?
A. Igloos it together!

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!

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Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!

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Jokes

Tim: Winter is here. Tom: Don't answer the door.
 

Melissa: Man is it cold out! Jennifer: Why do you say that? Melissa: I just chipped a tooth on my soup!
 

Harold: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Bob: Really? Why? Harold: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
 


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