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Winter Jokes

We've got lots of funny Winter jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.

Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!

Q. Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?
A. Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.

Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.

Q. Why don't you see penguins in Britian?
A. They're afraid of Wales!

Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.

Q. How did Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicle!

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps!

Q. Why was the walrus late for the party?
A. His iceberg ran into a ship!

Q. How do you know a snowman crawled into bed with you?
A. You wake up wet and there's a carrot on your pillow!

Q. What's a good winter tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?
A. Chilly sauce!

Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.

Q. What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A. A "brrr" - "grrr"!

Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!

Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!

Q. Which one is faster, hot or cold?
A. Hot. You can catch cold!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter!

Jokes

Melissa: Man is it cold out! Jennifer: Why do you say that? Melissa: I just chipped a tooth on my soup!
 

Tim: Winter is here. Tom: Don't answer the door.
 

Harold: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Bob: Really? Why? Harold: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
 


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