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Winter Jokes

We've got lots of funny Winter jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D


Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps!

Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat.

Q. What is a snowman's favorite food?
A. Ice Krispy treats.

Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.

Q. What do women put on their faces in the winter?
A. Cold cream!

Q. Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?
A. Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.

Q. How did Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicle!

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.

Q. What's the difference between winter and a hurt football player?
A. One is cold out and the other one is out cold.

Q. What's a good holiday tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. How do you scare a snowman?
A. You get a hairdryer!

Q. How does a penguin build a house?
A. Igloos it together!

Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like best?
A. OWLgebra.

Q. What's a good winter tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!

Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
A. Snow.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Icy who?
Icy you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter!


Melissa: Man is it cold out! Jennifer: Why do you say that? Melissa: I just chipped a tooth on my soup!

Harold: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Bob: Really? Why? Harold: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.

Tim: Winter is here. Tom: Don't answer the door.

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