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Winter Jokes

We've got lots of funny Winter jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat.

Q. What do snowmen take when he gets sick?
A. A chill pill!

Q. Why don't you see penguins in Britian?
A. They're afraid of Wales!

Q. What do Snowmen call their offspring?
A. Chill-dren.

Q. Why was the walrus late for the party?
A. His iceberg ran into a ship!

Q. How do you know a snowman crawled into bed with you?
A. You wake up wet and there's a carrot on your pillow!

Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.

Q. What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A. A "brrr" - "grrr"!

Q. What do women put on their faces in the winter?
A. Cold cream!

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In a snowbank.

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!

Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!

Q. How did Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicle!

Q. What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?
A. A frosted One!

Q. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like best?
A. OWLgebra.

Q. What's a good holiday tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?
A. Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.

Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!

Q. How do you scare a snowman?
A. You get a hairdryer!

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Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!

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Jokes

Harold: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Bob: Really? Why? Harold: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
 

Melissa: Man is it cold out! Jennifer: Why do you say that? Melissa: I just chipped a tooth on my soup!
 

Tim: Winter is here. Tom: Don't answer the door.
 


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