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Winter Jokes

We've got lots of funny Winter jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What do women put on their faces in the winter?
A. Cold cream!

Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!

Q. Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?
A. Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.

Q. How did Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicle!

Q. Why don't you see penguins in Britian?
A. They're afraid of Wales!

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. Which one is faster, hot or cold?
A. Hot. You can catch cold!

Q. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like best?
A. OWLgebra.

Q. How does a penguin build a house?
A. Igloos it together!

Q. How do you scare a snowman?
A. You get a hairdryer!

Q. What says, "Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't?"
A. A snowman on a cross walk!

Q. How was the snow globe feeling?
A. A little shaken!

Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.

Q. Why was the walrus late for the party?
A. His iceberg ran into a ship!

Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat.

Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!

Q. What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?
A. A frosted One!

Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Jokes

Harold: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Bob: Really? Why? Harold: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
 

Tim: Winter is here. Tom: Don't answer the door.
 

Melissa: Man is it cold out! Jennifer: Why do you say that? Melissa: I just chipped a tooth on my soup!
 


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