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Winter Jokes

We've got lots of funny Winter jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. How did Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicle!

Q. What do Snowmen call their offspring?
A. Chill-dren.

Q. What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A. A "brrr" - "grrr"!

Q. What's a good holiday tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.

Q. Why was the walrus late for the party?
A. His iceberg ran into a ship!

Q. What do women put on their faces in the winter?
A. Cold cream!

Q. What says, "Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't?"
A. A snowman on a cross walk!

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. What do snowmen take when he gets sick?
A. A chill pill!

Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes!

Q. How do you know a snowman crawled into bed with you?
A. You wake up wet and there's a carrot on your pillow!

Q. What can you catch but not in your hands?
A. A cold!

Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
A. Snow.

Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.

Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!

Q. How does a penguin build a house?
A. Igloos it together!

Q. What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?
A. A frosted One!

Q. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like best?
A. OWLgebra.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Jokes

Melissa: Man is it cold out! Jennifer: Why do you say that? Melissa: I just chipped a tooth on my soup!
 

Harold: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Bob: Really? Why? Harold: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
 

Tim: Winter is here. Tom: Don't answer the door.
 


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