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Winter Jokes

We've got lots of funny Winter jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!

Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.

Q. What's it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A meltdown!

Q. How does a penguin build a house?
A. Igloos it together!

Q. What says, "Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't?"
A. A snowman on a cross walk!

Q. What's a good winter tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
A. Snow.

Q. What is a snowman's favorite food?
A. Ice Krispy treats.

Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat.

Q. What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?
A. A frosted One!

Q. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like best?
A. OWLgebra.

Q. What do snowmen take when he gets sick?
A. A chill pill!

Q. What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?
A. Chilly sauce!

Q. Why don't you see penguins in Britian?
A. They're afraid of Wales!

Q. What do Snowmen call their offspring?
A. Chill-dren.

Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes!

Q. What's a good holiday tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?
A. Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Jokes

Harold: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Bob: Really? Why? Harold: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
 

Melissa: Man is it cold out! Jennifer: Why do you say that? Melissa: I just chipped a tooth on my soup!
 

Tim: Winter is here. Tom: Don't answer the door.
 


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