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Winter Jokes

We've got lots of funny Winter jokes for you! These riddles, knock, knock jokes and jokes have been submitted by kids from all over the world. We know they will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What says, "Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't?"
A. A snowman on a cross walk!

Q. Why don't you see penguins in Britian?
A. They're afraid of Wales!

Q. What is a snowman's favorite food?
A. Ice Krispy treats.

Q. What do snowmen take when he gets sick?
A. A chill pill!

Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.

Q. What do Snowmen call their offspring?
A. Chill-dren.

Q. How do you know a snowman crawled into bed with you?
A. You wake up wet and there's a carrot on your pillow!

Q. What's a good holiday tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes!

Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps!

Q. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
A. Snow.

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. Why was the walrus late for the party?
A. His iceberg ran into a ship!

Q. How do you scare a snowman?
A. You get a hairdryer!

Q. Which one is faster, hot or cold?
A. Hot. You can catch cold!

Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.

Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat.

Q. What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A. A "brrr" - "grrr"!

Q. How did Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicle!

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Jokes

Harold: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Bob: Really? Why? Harold: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
 

Tim: Winter is here. Tom: Don't answer the door.
 

Melissa: Man is it cold out! Jennifer: Why do you say that? Melissa: I just chipped a tooth on my soup!
 


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